>Exited a grocery store after having bought items during nighttime hours>Security guard was waiting outside, asking to see receipts >I appreciate that this is an honest attempt at curbing inventory shrinkage>I don't care>When handed back the receip

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Nameless 03/12/20 (Thu) 08:28:00 No.699

>Exited a grocery store after having bought items during nighttime hours

>Security guard was waiting outside, asking to see receipts

>I appreciate that this is an honest attempt at curbing inventory shrinkage

>I don't care

>When handed back the receipt i tell him i don't need it, and walk away with my trash in his hand

I feel that the indignity of needing to prove the ownership of my food items *after* having left the location of purchase was neutralized by treating this faggots hand as my garbage can.

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Nameless 03/12/20 (Thu) 10:37:17 No.700

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Subtle move, anon. If I find myself stuck shopping at a store with such a policy, I'm going to do as you did from now on.

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Nameless 03/12/20 (Thu) 11:43:26 No.708

that sounds like a good way to handle it

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Nameless 03/13/20 (Fri) 17:30:22 No.793

>>699

>Be a security guard during nighttime hours outside a grocery store

>see a sexy young man exit the store

>ask to see his reciept. pretend to look it over while staring at young man's bulge

>ow0

>doesn't take the reciept back and walks to his car

>reciept has his customer saving number on it which is his phone number plus 173.

>know that he wanted me to have this.

>on break look up address on number

>after work drive over to house, break in gently, and make love softly to everone in house.

>next time I see the kid and check his reciept he takes the reciept back.

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Nameless 03/13/20 (Fri) 17:56:11 No.797

>>699

Fun fact: You're not required to show your receipt while exiting a store. You can literally just say "no" when someone asks for your receipt, and walk away.

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Nameless 03/13/20 (Fri) 17:57:27 No.798

i'd save the receipt and use it for toilet paper because this is the apocalypse and apparently in the apocalypse no one gets any toilet paper

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