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File: b9a96ad35f6e9df⋯.png (177.98 KB,640x406,320:203,rey 11.png)

 No.26764 [Open thread]

https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/movies/a25617513/toxic-star-wars-fans/

http://archive.is/nIUAM

>holy shit, these people went absolutely batshit crazy.

>I find it hilarious that people can get so worked up over a family-oriented sci-fi film

>Many of these tweets told me to "kindly fuck off bitch." They called me an SJW, a shill (god, how I wish I were making that Disney money)

All my fucking lols.

> They've asked, "how many cocks in shitney you suck?" (I don't actually understand this one.)

>In my comments, I learned what the term "NPC" means (…comparing me to a programmed bot that regurgitates progressive talking points).

hahahaha

>My article points to the racist campaign against The Last Jedi and specifically calls out the far-right movement 'that tries to control the narrative' (lmfao!!)

>Plenty of fans agreed with my article (Hyperlinks to legion of adoring twitter fans)

>this article demonstrated that there's a core section of the Star Wars fandom that is rotten. 'And it's amplified by vocal far-right abusers'.

> thanks for proving my point, trolls.

This guy is patient zero for Low T soyrasure everywhere.

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 No.27119

>>27081

Disney decided to push men hating propaganda so the name makes sense.

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 No.27120

>>27087

It implies Finn has tapped into his racial instincts and has a whole new reason to run as far away as possible.

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 No.27139

>>27081

Bastards should have released the nu-soywars movie this year… the train wreck would have been glorious to see over Christmas….instead I am left with nothing to do. Ridiculous fucks couldn't even release their garbage pile of a movie correctly.

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 No.27143

>>27139

Definitely. If it had been released within the next 5 months, the shitstorm would've been fantastic. But in a year, the hate hype will have died down and normalfags will no longer give a shit. It'll probably fail but no one will want to talk about what a piece of shit it is because they'll be too depressed and indifferent.

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 No.27144

>>27143

Well I hope it loses more money than soylo and is hated more than Ghostbusters Answer the Call 2016.

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File: 1ab31fe53f8cf71⋯.mp4 (1.41 MB,480x360,4:3,Rey.mp4)

 No.27046 [Open thread]

>tfw you realize even Rey is a rip-off and a re-do

Is there a single original idea, concept, or visual in all of Disney War?

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 No.27063

>>27059

>B

>Not L

Nothing to see here, folks, totally different names. It's original content.

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 No.27070

>>27046

Has it been confirmed that TFA was written while JJ was stoned out of his mind watching Droids reruns then?

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 No.27106

>>27046

>>27048

>>27059

>lol EU is now non-canon suck it fans

>but we're still going to pilfer shit from the EU because we literally can't even be asked to come up with a name

I'm actually excited to see how fucking retarded Episode IX: Forced Diversity will be.

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 No.27107

>>27106

I'm not.

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 No.27128

>>27107

Let's face it, there just no way there will ever be a good SW movie, comic, book or game again. Best to just accept that and have a good laugh at the shit fanfiction Disney is making.

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 No.26786 [Open thread]

TIME FOR THE STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL!

HAPPY LIFE DAY, TROOPERS!

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 No.27068

Now this is my type of autism. May the Force serve you well, fellow /sw/ers.

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 No.27089

File: 5c124996925765e⋯.png (2.45 MB,1920x1200,8:5,co christmas card.png)

Happy Life Day, from a board far, far away….

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 No.27090

>>27089

what the fuck did they do to She-Ra?

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 No.27091

>>27090

She got the tumblr treatment, we don't really talk about it…

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 No.27103

File: 34ebb3b1aa6c4de⋯.jpg (564.72 KB,1200x800,3:2,endless cold.jpg)

>>27054

>you will never raise ssi-ruu babies as your own hatchlings

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 No.26936 [Open thread]

>Sheev is Vader's dad now

>not the Force or even Plagueis

Bravo Marvel. Bravo Disney.

>mfw there will be idiots who actually defend this pile of crap

The only thing worse than this revelation is the comic itself.

http://archive.is/Iecj0

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 No.27034

Seriously… i don't care, It's Disney fanction. So hard to understand that? Star Wars is a closed fictional universe by now. 30 years of it, so we have material to discuss for a century or more. People still discuss Tolkien even if the guy is dead for almost 50 years by now.

You people just stop worrying and giving audience to that garbage.

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 No.27035

>>27034

>You people just stop worrying and giving audience to that garbage

It's always worthwhile to say something sucks and is retarded, anon.

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 No.27038

>>27034

You aren't properly recognizing how dangerous what Disney is doing is. They're rewriting history, rewritingculture, and subverting it for the worse. Star Wars can never be ruined for us, but future generations will be totally turned off to the good George Lucas did, because the amount of trash content from the Mouse will outweigh, and overshadow the real stuff.

By pointing out how terrible the new stuff is, and documenting how it doesn't line up with Lucas' work, we can keep the spirit alive for future generations. I'm ready Expanded Universe material for the first time thanks to this board. Others will no doubt do the same. It's our duty to repudiate the Disney shills and their terrible content.

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 No.27060

File: 9b2acca898812c0⋯.png (614.28 KB,751x569,751:569,unnatural.png)

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 No.27102

File: 5787a7b7973c0b1⋯.jpg (20.71 KB,473x390,473:390,1545454931411.jpg)

>>27060

That image disgusts me and horrifies me… Well done. You brought out the truest potential of that terrible moment.

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File: 06574b7f4831700⋯.jpg (569.32 KB,1024x1536,2:3,005.jpg)

 No.27065 [Open thread]

I never understood the point of these. They're just inferior adaptations. Same thing with movie novelizations (although I know some argue those go more in depth into various topics) but the comics do literally nothing new.

Could someone explain to me why they exist? Seems like a waste of resources that could be going towards telling original stories.

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 No.27069

The super old ones made sense, because a lot of people didn't have access to home video. Now, I'm not so sure.

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 No.27071

File: e84163b6185ee04⋯.jpg (571.1 KB,1024x1536,2:3,060.jpg)

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>>27065

I suppose they just seal the gaps and allow the EU to fully exist as its own entity, separate from the movies. The actual novelizations themselves however, are great companion pieces to the films.

>but the comics do literally nothing new.

Not entirely true. The comics sometimes have scenes based on earlier versions of the script, deleted scenes, CGI that was never animated, footage that was never shot etc. For example, this is noticeable on the Order 66 montage in the ROTS comic.

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 No.27072

File: 284fce0c6101e52⋯.jpg (841.06 KB,1024x1536,2:3,112.jpg)

it's also kind of fun to imagine what if star wars 1-6 only existed in comic book format

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File: a8e175f50b00402⋯.jpg (164.33 KB,738x929,738:929,Star_Wars_Holiday_Special_….jpg)

 No.4565 [Open thread]

Anyone else watch the Star Wars Holiday Special around this time of year? I've been doing it as a tradition for two years now, I must say it's quite enjoyable to watch if you enjoy the zaniness and don't take anything seriously (plus it helps to wash out the taste of the New Trilogy). I think itt's kinda cool how it brought a bit of lore into Star Wars so early in it's history (Life Day, Kashyyyk etc.) although I'm sure no one figured they were going to be anything but one-off tidbits at the time.

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 No.4643

File: a0008cff54f59ee⋯.png (517.46 KB,420x420,1:1,081b0e937fa843ea610691862e….png)

>>4641

Well he is a savage beast.

>inb4 "wookiees are not imperial property!"

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 No.4645

It's interesting they have basically three different forms of virtual reality entertainment in their living room instead of just integrating everything.

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 No.4647

One's for sharing/tabletop games, one's for personal use and the other idk.

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 No.4763

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 No.27064

File: 1b6ea97a9cfdfb3⋯.jpg (174.06 KB,1200x898,600:449,latestcb20131106034109.png.jpg)

This thread brings back memories.

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 No.1430 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

If this video isn't proof that George knew exactly what he was doing, and the Prequel hating plebs are complete fools, then I don't know what is.

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 No.26904

>>26902

And they'll be kissing JJ's ass again when IX comes out no matter how bad it is. They shat on Rogue One for the same reasons they loved TFA, and then it became clear that their love for TFA was based solely on their boner for JJ.

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 No.26924

>>8959

>It isn't canon

yes it is

>it's flat-out contradicted by statements from Lucas and Qui-Gon's speech in Phantom Menace

no it isn't

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 No.26929

>>26902

It's blatantly obvious that Disney studied those videos like a bible, because they thought that was how they would get "the fans" onboard.

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 No.26930

>>17653

I don't even think the Whills are a bad idea. It's a bit out there, sure, but it kind of sounds like a JRPG endgame where the protagonists now have to take on god-like forces and the structure of the universe itself, and that could have been cool. At least it's something new for Star Wars.

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 No.26937

>>26930

Theyre not meant to be antagonistic. We've seen Whills before in Clone Wars, as the four force ladies were implied to be Avatars of the Whills. The Whills are basically sages in the EU who chronicle the history of the galaxy. At best, a villain would have to be a Whills who rebelled and was exiled from its home dimension for its selfish desires since it was influenced by the negative aspects of humanity, thus resulting in it being the truest incarnation of the Dark Side, like The Entity mentioned in SWTOR who is said to be the Dark Side itself. Would match up with the female force priestesses we saw in Filoni's cartoon (despite how much I hated their concept).

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File: a12f90cba47acff⋯.jpg (406.06 KB,1140x1600,57:80,1998 Star Wars Manga.jpg)

 No.26876 [Open thread]

Does anyone know where I can read this?

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 No.26877

>>26876

This really belongs in the request thread. Otherwise, I can get you a torrent/magnet link if you want.

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 No.26900

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 No.27206

>>26876

Dem Leia Lips

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 No.26485 [Open thread]

What did he mean by this?

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 No.26839

>>26770

Got one without the symbol on the back?

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 No.26841

>>26839

Why on earth would you want to remove the thing that makes the joke funny?

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 No.26844

>>26841

So we can make more memes, faggo.

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 No.26856

>>26838

>tfw you realize that Moot was Lucas all along.

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 No.26896

File: cbc9df10b54ead4⋯.webm (2.56 MB,424x320,53:40,I WANTED ME A WOMAN.webm)

>"I wanted a woman who was a woman!"

<What did he mean by this?

Probably something like this.

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 No.23292 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Major hot whites, crushing blacks, green tint, less detailed than the Harmy version.

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 No.24932

>posting your shit thread on 4chan

lole

http://boards.4channel.org/tv/thread/106549452#p106551704

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 No.24973

>>24932

that shits different though

you are the one who went to cuckchan to find that also

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 No.26820

>>23322

It looks more green because OP downloaded the inferior DNR version. The Non-DNR version is still a bit green, the colors are still shit, blacks are crushed into oblivion. still fucking awful any which way you look at it.

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 No.26821

File: bd0d4598e3cc1f7⋯.png (2.28 MB,1920x1080,16:9,4K77 1080p No-DNR.png)

File: 8ad1969fdad612c⋯.png (1.54 MB,1920x1080,16:9,4K77 1080p No-DNR 2.png)

>>26820

Case in point, Not as green but still fucked. Silver Screen Edition is still the objective king.

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 No.26824

>>23493

>4K77 looks objectively better

The only thing it has going for it is the higher resolution. All a regrade would do is polish a shit print. A regrade would not rectify the black levels. You are totally blind if you can't see how much better SSE is to anything else out currently.

>it's sharper and less grainy than SSE

The DNR version is, but Digital Noise Reduction gets rid of detail inherently. It's bad.

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File: ef150ab5e0d72fd⋯.jpg (613.18 KB,1920x1092,160:91,Ithorian Temple Entrance -….jpg)

 No.26792 [Open thread]

Why are they so cool? Just finished reading the Hammerhead story from Tales from the Mos Eisley Cantina, it was really good.

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 No.26797

File: 668b820699c5a1a⋯.jpeg (133.18 KB,1200x800,3:2,Gamorrean-hd.jpeg)

>>26795

>he's a meatcuck

You are weak.

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 No.26801

File: 9458d2198485165⋯.mp4 (12.7 MB,1920x1080,16:9,Ithor.mp4)

>>26792

They're bad ass biologists and botanists whose prowess over nature and animal life is only surpassed by the Vong, who use their knowledge for all the wrong reasons. Ithorians are also look awesome and are probably some of the most unique aliens out there. Also Ithor is fucking wonderland of zoology and biodiversity hotspots. And there's plenty of illegal hunting grounds run by non-hippie Ithorians who will let you taste all the big game.

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 No.26803

File: 3918738e9eeb6f1⋯.mp4 (2.55 MB,854x480,427:240,Corobb, Ithorian Jedi Mast….mp4)

>>26801

Also they have the best singing voices after palowicks.

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 No.26805

>>26803

"So I've heard."

Ha, missed that the first time.

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 No.26823

>>26797

Now what kind of Ithorian outsides the Moomaw Bros talks like that?

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 No.26784 [Open thread]

This sort of filth used to be kept in the outer rim, away from our children, but now any kid on Coruscant can see this smut.

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 No.26785

File: 9280123f24f8367⋯.jpg (38.5 KB,500x329,500:329,9280123f24f8367ef31027b9a1….jpg)

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File: a447c923d24d175⋯.jpg (14.81 KB,320x180,16:9,vzatcJE9V7Kk3ktbY5wwJD-320….jpg)

 No.20875 [Open thread]

How would /sw/ have done Episode VIII?

The only real rule is you are not allowed to change The Farce Awakens in any way.

Bonus points if you have a better title and the logo isn't in red for some retarded reason.

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 No.24024

>>20875

Nice try Disney Faggot - don't shill here to fix your shitty trilogy

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 No.24046

>The only real rule is you are not allowed to change The Farce Awakens in any way.

Then I wouldn't even bother because that shit movie destroys the internal logic of the entire universe. Ryan did the best thing he could possibly do by shitting all over that movie and its plotlines. The Farce Awakens ruined hyperspace travel, it ruined the force by having Rey just magically be the best there ever was, it ruined the politics and worldbuilding of the universe, it fucked up everything. You can't build something great upon a rotting foundation, and The Farce Awakens is just about the worst foundation one could ever have.

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 No.26631

>>24046

this is the only answer

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 No.26642

File: b61a36858220d86⋯.mp4 (1.35 MB,640x360,16:9,Rey is shown her place.mp4)

>>26631

I'd say there's at least one more.

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 No.26779

>>20875

First Disney’s nu-characters are garbage so you would need to recast (Daisy Ridley & Adam Driver especially) with better actors that can believably portray those characters. Second there are too many ugly people cast into roles (particularly the women) where are the attractive women? You know with actual tits like women tend to have and a female form? Third the excessive amount of leftist forced diversity/feminism propaganda in these films have created a situation where there are no competent men or few white people in these movies moreover there are even less aliens due to this pc bullshit this needs to be fixed. Fourth new order/resistance this has to go its retarded, confusing and sounds like a larpy communist or globalist group. The republic should be known as shock “the republic” and the “new order” as the “Imperials/Empire remnants”. Fifthly the imperials need to stop shouting instead they need to act like the imperial officers in the OT. Lastly the storm troopers should not be a joke rather they should be deadly and brutal.

<Cannot touch the corrosive poison that killed the soywars sequel’s foundation

That is tough if I can’t touch TFA then I would use TLJ to retcon/fix the events of TFA as possible.

Simply put TLJ should have focused mainly on Luke Skywalker as the central character & his plutonic relationship with Rey. Luke and Rey essentially need to become something like what Obi-wan and Anakin should have been in the prequels.

Luke’s story up until this point is as follows: Luke created a jedi academy with a small amount of students, the republic seemingly prospered, the imperial remnant was exiled to the outer fringes of the galaxy and no longer a threat. Years pass ( ~10 years before the film) Luke feels a strange disturbance in the force and discovers a dark influence over the republic, his students start to fall to the darkside, the whispers of a new emperor, and resurgent Imperial fleet and army. He leaves to the outer fringes to face this threat there he discovers a very powerful ancient Sith (Snoke or whomever) that is too powerful for him to face alone, he can no longer trust what is left of his students so he withdraws and maroons himself on the island to traiPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.26704 [Open thread]

There's an aspect of the mousewar I haven't personally seen discussed a lot, and it's comparable to an open exhaust port for "our" side.

Boycotts & a memewar are all well & good, but they ignore one half of the weakpoint that is profitability. Losing potential billions in it all only tells them their current strategies are unsuccessful, it leaves open to their interpretations what "would" be.

The "blanking" of the EU from their main/official canon, in my mind, serves a dual purpose: it frees them up to do as they choose with it, and it forces everyone familiar with the EU to re-buy whatever they put out in those newly made blank periods.

There's a pretty clear example of their tendencies in the form of Hamill. Looking very doubtful IX will do anything with Luke beyond the ubiquitously expected brief Force ghost cameo; nothing beyond that & a few minor voiceover roles on their shitheap "FORCE IS STRONK WOMERN" cartoon shorts meant to "subtly" (aka nail in through the testicles with a hammer) weave their OC back through their canon like they were always present somewhere offscreen (thanks George for setting the bar there low as hell to begin with). Whether it's out of spite for him, us, or a combination of both, he seems to have been essentially fucking dropped by them as both a character & an actor. When the objectively smart thing, and that which "we'd" want, is for them to increase the focus on him & work at restrengthening the character.

Therefore the likely outcome of cutting the brand's profitability, yet leaving it open to their interpretation, rather than any direct, real time, current evidence of course correction to right the profit ship; is them taking some other left-field kind of approach to building their own fanbase again, while not only ignoring our business, but actively spiting it.

Therefore, imo, we need to be also nudging them however possible with positive income. Buying only those very scant few things they try to do which people feel is the right direction, and (in many cases) REbuying, to the extent one can afford to, all of the EU things we like the most.

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 No.26720

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>>26704

You should have learned by now that large companies only care about profit if their board of directors step in to say so. The fact is, that in such large organizations the employees are disconnected from actual profit made, and so marxist ideology reigns supreme over financial incentive, wherever and whenever possible. Remember that Disney stock is still doing OK, so the board will be hands-off. No positive changes will come.

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 No.26722

>>26704

>Therefore, imo, we need to be also nudging them however possible with positive income.

rodent detected.

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 No.26730

>>26704

>Therefore, imo, we need to be also nudging them however possible with positive income. Buying only those very scant few things they try to do which people feel is the right direction, and (in many cases) REbuying, to the extent one can afford to, all of the EU things we like the most.

That seems great in theory, but we all know they'll just funnel the money from that to say their shitty films and nuCanon haven't failed.

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 No.26732

With all due respect OP, you sound like a shill.

You might just honestly believe this is the right idea, but it'll likely just lead them to believe that people are interested in Star Wars. Beyond that, books are just never going to be quite as profitable as big budget films. There may be less of an investment, but the money just doesn't compare. The most you'd do is have them integrate more EU stuff into nu-canon. This course of action would be misguided.

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 No.26736

>>26704

>We need to buy their shotty versions of our favorite characters

>If you buy their products, they lose!

This is what a shill looks like!

Guess what, faggot, Star Wars can't be saved as long as it's owned by the Mouse. The only real thing to do is create our own stories that continue the EU.

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 No.8869 [Open thread]

<Grand Moff Tarkin, what are you doing?

>Ordering this trooper to make me some deneelian fizz pudding.

<It's 0400, sir. Why on Byss are you ordering this trooper to make you fizz pudding?

>Because I'm about to lose control of my life.

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 No.26316

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>>26306

I'm here on official Sith business. Just stand aside if you know what's good for you.

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 No.26493

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Frens… I miss him :(

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 No.26501

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.26709

File: adac95232078ad5⋯.jpg (68.72 KB,800x990,80:99,fresia crap.jpg)

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 No.26712

>>26493

H-he's not gone yet!

Fuck, I miss him too.

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