013238 No.246032 [Last50 Posts]
Are you still scared of spiders, anon?
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013238 No.246039
>>246032
Too busy being turned on by them to be scared.
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013238 No.246040
Yes. 8 legged bastards from hell they are.
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013238 No.246044
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013238 No.246045
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013238 No.246054
Used to. Not really anymore. I like admiring them from a distance.
And then they die, and it's like when you find an NPC's corpse in DS3. Shit's sad
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013238 No.246086
>>246032
Not since that one spider decided to let itself down inbetween my face and my monitor deep in the night while the lights were out. Twice.
I told it to go up again and it did. Twice. It can understand me. Spiders are cute.
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013238 No.246096
Spiders are friends not pests
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013238 No.246102
>>246032
Only the hairy ones bother me. I can fap to shiny carapaces though.
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013238 No.246105
I never was. There aren't any spiders larger than the tip of an adults thumb here and none of them are poisonous. No reason for me to fear them. Small ones are cute, larger ones are cool, spidergirls are sexy
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013238 No.246110
>>246032
I have a slight arachnophobia, but when it comes to spidergirls, I wouldn't turn one down if she was really hot.
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013238 No.246114
>you will never lie down on your bed only to be entangled in webs
>Rachnera will never descend from your ceiling and giggle as you struggle fruitlessly
>she will never silence your protest by pressing your face into her breasts
>she will never tie your hands behind her waist and your legs behind her butt
>she will never tip your chin up and seal your lips in a lewd and passionate kiss
>she will never playfully tease your penis as she rapes your mouth
>you will never lose the will to resist and moan submissively into her kiss
>she will never slowly pull back, leaving a trail of saliva between her lips and yours
>she will never gaze down smugly at your panting face and call you cute
>she will never bring your face in front of her nipple for you to suck
>she will never grab your butt and line your penis up with her vagina
>she will never then proceed in power fucking you into oblivion
>she will never alternate between grinding her hips deeply into your and jackhammering your penis into her pussy
>she will never ruffle your hair as she fucks you silly
>you will never be so overwelmed by pleasure that you lose control of your facial expressions
>your eyes will never roll to the back of your head
>your tongue will never fall out of your mouth
>she will never wrap her arms around your neck and look down affectionately at your ahegaoing face
>she will never call you honey and ask you if you feel good
>you will never answer her by obediently moaning her name and sucking her tits
>she will never flick your nose and finish you off with one final thrust
>you will never cum so hard that it feels like your brain is melting
>she will never tighten her pussy and mercilessly milk out your orgasm
>she will never savor all of your slutty expressions as you cum
>you will never spent hours helplessly pumping your semen into her until you pass out
>you will never wake up the next morning in her embrace with all of her legs wrapped protectively around you
pulled from writefag thread
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013238 No.246116
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013238 No.246124
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013238 No.246133
Man I would like to like spidergirls but my fear would just make me run. What kind of exposure therapy would you suggest /monster/ with spidergirls that would help fix this?
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013238 No.246135
>>246133
watch some videos of jumping spiders, those things are too damn kawaii for their own good.
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013238 No.246136
>>246133
Spider grils is a good start, then progress to irl pics of spoods
Then IRL spoods, no pics
Then spood handling
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013238 No.246137
>>246114
If you want me to shiv you then you are on a good way.
If you want to make me sad you succeeded.
NOW STOP AS I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS YOU FUCKFACE
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013238 No.246146
Arthropods are the most ancient enemy of vertebrates. I enthusiastically hunt every such pest I come across and take great pleasure in swiftly killing and disposing of every one I find.
They are not helpful for contributing to pest control. They are themselves the pests. I do not need the help of my hated enemy to kill off other pests for me. I am more than able to enforce my territorial claims without surrendering so much as a corner of it to vermin.
Tiny spiders are not cute. With the right zoom, angle, and lighting, they can be made to deceptively appear as though they have neotenous features. This is an illusion we create in our own mind. These creatures are not cute from the perspectives of their prey, who rightly see them as the soulless murder machines that they are.
Spider-based monmusu are hit-or-miss. The vore-sadists of MGQ are highly undesirable. Rach-nee, on the other hand, has a highly attractive combination of intelligence, affection, playfulness, and enough capacity for independence to not suffer from a codependent personality disorder. Unfortunately, Rach-nee seems to be exceptionally lovable compared to her peers, who tend to be sadistic or dominant without being affectionate. The way I see it, chancing across Rachnera and earning her amorous attention would be like a lottery win. Apart from her, spidergirls are too often possessed of an unkind nature to be an acceptable risk for approaching.
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013238 No.246148
>>246114
>you will never
Stopped reading here. This meme is dead. Try harder.
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013238 No.246152
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013238 No.246222
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013238 No.246569
>>246222 (Checked)
Yes. I want to have tons of babies with a Spider-girl
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013238 No.246687
Pretty sure these count too.
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013238 No.246780
>>246222
Do you even need to ask?
>>246687
They do but I think I wouldn't want to be hugged by those legs.
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013238 No.246783
>>246780
You can always polish them to make her feel pretty
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013238 No.246791
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013238 No.246856
>>246791
God bless whichever horny anon or fan made her. Id let her gyrate on me in a sling all night thank yew.
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013238 No.246960
>>246856
If you want to know, this is from a porn game called The Klub 17.
You can't make arachnes of the box though, there's mods for that. A fuckton.
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013238 No.246976
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013238 No.246986
>>246976
I think… I think I hear some scittering or buzzing going around right now. You hear it too or is it just me?
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013238 No.246992
>>246032
I've never been 'afraid' of spiders, but they certainly made me feel quite uneasy.
But not after I met shpeeders, spoders and spaders, I've taken a liking on the little buggers. I let the girls into my room (I previously just swatted them whenever one entered my man cave) and even leave small jar lids filled with water so they have something to drink (ever wondered why bathrooms are always filled with spiders? It's because they also need water to survive, and there's plenty of drops and dew in your warm and cozy bathroom.)
So yeah, I don't mind spiders, especially if they're those little fuzzy jumping spiders.
Always remember, they are more scared of you than you are of them. If one of them just makes you feel uneasy, shoo her away, venomous spiders are rarely seen in households, let alone urban areas (unless you live in some wild shithole like 'Straya or the Amazonian jungle.)
>>246146
Spider pride worldwide.
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013238 No.246993
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013238 No.246995
>>246992
My friend had a tarantula, it was an eight legged house cat. It liked being held, being petted, and when it stepped on it's own feet it's curl up in the dead curl until someone picked it up to make it feel better.
If Spider-Waifu's are even a fraction of that daw, then sign me up…
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013238 No.246999
>>246995
>tfw no gruff and fuzzy tarantula arachne gf who's secretly girly and loves to be petted, melting into a goofy pile of love each time you gently stroke her fuzz
One day, anon, one day…
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013238 No.247001
>>246999
Your trips declare it to be so
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013238 No.247368
>>246222
What, for dinner? No thanks, I just ate.
But if you're talking about engaging in the actions necessary for creating babies, on the other hand…
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013238 No.247614
>>247368
>babies for dinner
Even if that was banter, that's a low blow, dude.
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013238 No.247619
>>246146
>They are not helpful for contributing to pest control.
Except they are, because the vast majority of what kills insects is predation by other insects. Spiders in particular can be helpful by simply setting up an abandoned shed in the middle of your field for the spiders to live.
Just make sure they don't get in your house or set up shop in your car.
>They are themselves the pests.
Pest animals are not merely things that annoy you, unless spiders are universally destroying crops more then the insects that feed on them then they're only considered to be pests by people who don't matter.
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013238 No.247770
I used to throw old fruit in an unused shed to attract files and such for the spiders that lived in there. That shit was awesome.
Probably had a few thousand in there before a really bitter winter killed em all.
I just realized how much I miss my spider army.
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013238 No.247790
>>247614
I am very particular about my words. This unfortunately extends to how I interpret others' words. If she had been asking about MAKING babies, that would have been something completely different.
But yeah, I can see where you're coming from on the low blow front. Not intentionally hostile, purely an attempt at CARLOS-tier stupid memery.
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013238 No.247817
>>247790
>>247368
Atheists not welcome.
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013238 No.256527
I tried to color in one of my favorite spoder.
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013238 No.256537
>>247619
>Except they are, because the vast majority of what kills insects is predation by other insects.
And in the case of spiders, what kills them is wasps.
So if you want lots of wasps acting like psychotic assholes near your doorways or pools, let spiders hang out around your house.
note that spider girl is best girl.
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013238 No.256540
How do arachnes lay on their backs? Rachnee's doing it right there, but it looks like it'd be super uncomfortable for the part where her thorax attaches to her waist. Not to mention, it'd be like sleeping with your legs in the air.
I just want to believe they can sleep comfy in normal beds.
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013238 No.256557
>>256540
They sleep face down or on their side. Even comfier is if they sleep face down on top of you or next to you for some hugs throughout the night.
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013238 No.256593
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013238 No.256705
>Writing about spidergirls
>Look to my right
>Tiny spider on the wall staring at me
I'm deleting this text file.
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013238 No.256713
>>256705
Why would you delete it? Your waifu finally found you and is interested in what she could do to make you happy! FINISH IT.
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013238 No.256892
>>246032
I HAVE CRIPPLING ARACHNOPHOBIA SO YES
Got bit by a funnel web as a kid, almost died.
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013238 No.257274
>>256892
How the fuck did you managed to anger a spider, for fucks sake?
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013238 No.257282
>>257274
probably stuck his hand in the funnel like a kid that didn't know better
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013238 No.257285
>>257274
I was walking around my backyard barefoot and I stepped onto its hole.
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013238 No.257304
>>256713
>Keep file
>Now seeing spiders fucking everywhere
>On the table during breakfast
>In the bathroom
>In my ceiling
Anon I don't think it was that good an idea.
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013238 No.257306
>>257304
bring them an offering of food as a token of your appreciation
maybe grab one of them and let it crawl around on your hand, I'm sure she'd appreciate it
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013238 No.257347
>>257304
>>On the table during breakfast
>>In the bathroom
>>In my ceiling
>Would you like dinner, a bath, or, perhaps, m~e~?
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013238 No.257357
>>257347
>>257304
>Would you like dinner, a bath, or, perhaps, m~e~?
holy fug
Anon, now you HAVE to finish it.
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013238 No.257363
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013238 No.257471
>>257357
>>257347
>>257306
>Saw another at my feet at work today
I guess there's really no escaping this after all
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013238 No.257473
>>257471
Ammit has designated you as king of the spoders.
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013238 No.257481
>>257471
It is time now, my brother.
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013238 No.257937
>>257481
>>257473
>Big-ass Daddy Long Legs ambushed me at Uni by jumping on my arm
OKAY OKAY I'LL DO IT JESUS CHRIST
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013238 No.257938
>>257937
>battle royale of spider girls all fighting for spider anon's cock
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013238 No.257939
>>257937
>>257938
He should totally go with long-legs.
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013238 No.278430
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013238 No.278437
>>257937
>not even DOTR yet
>anon already being bullied by spiders
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013238 No.278457
>>278437
>>257937
>>257939
HARVESTMEN AREN'T SPIDERS GODDAMNIT. THEY ONLY HAVE ONE BODY SEGMENT AND TWO EYES.
REEEEEEEEEE
But seriously, tho. Opilionoids (aka Harvestmen/"Daddy Long-legs") aren't true spiders by most stretches of the imagination. Pholcidae (often mistaken for the more herbivorous Opilionoids) are spiders, but have no relation to them.
Sage for my autism
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013238 No.278458
>>278457
Harvestmen eat spiders as well.
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013238 No.278473
>>278458
>Harvestmen eat spiders as well
MOTHERFUCKERS
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013238 No.278478
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013238 No.278490
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013238 No.278627
>>257285
mess with the spider, you get the biter
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013238 No.280191
Personally I fucking hate spiders, useful though they may be, especially Black Widows. However, ironically enough, it was a Drider thread on /monster/ that first got me hooked into monstergirls, and that cognitive dissonance still remains. Though, ultimately, I find Kraken to be best girl.
>>278457
Supposedly, there's like 3 different things that all get referred to as Daddy Long-Legs; I've never heard of Harvestmen until this thread, but pic related is what I was always told they were. Daddy Long-Legs always freaked me right the fuck out ever since I was a kid. I think mostly because they looked like a pair of jaws floating around. I know they're harmless, but that shit's forever been ingrained into my mind.
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013238 No.280247
>>280191
Where I live in Bongland a daddy long legs is actually a Crane Fly.
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013238 No.280276
>>280247
Heh, funny, we call them Mosquito Eaters here.
Polite sage for off topic
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013238 No.280359
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013238 No.280361
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013238 No.280375
>>280276
we call em mosquito eaters too, they are a friend of humanity and our truest allies
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013238 No.280395
>>280361
>2B in the 3rd pic
That not a spydar.
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013238 No.280396
>>280395
She is in Ending 27.
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013238 No.280417
I strongly dislike spiders and other insects, but I don't like crushing them either. I suppose my sense of empathy is too strong.
I need to invest in a bug net before summer so I can remove them more easily. Not every creepy crawly can be thwarted with an empty fast food cup.
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013238 No.284535
>>257274
>funnel web
>angering
No, Hero. You do not anger the funnelweb. The funnelweb was already angry long before you foolishly stumbled into its line of sight. It was angry before you were born. Before it was hatched. A funnelweb is not a spider that gets mad, but rather a primordial rage amalgamated into chitin and venom.
See, normal spiders are just cute little arachnids that only want to spin webs and eat insects and are more scared of you than you are of them. A funnelweb only wants to kill you and shit on your corpse. They are not afraid of you one bit, rather they are pissed off that you had the audacity to be in the same plane of existence. A male sydney funnelweb will actually chase you down and kill you because you were stupid enough to show your ugly face when he's trying to get some spider pussy.
94c305's mistake was not stepping on a burrow. His mistake was being born.
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013238 No.284538
>>284535
At some point we'll have to catalogue all the more aggressive species of arachnid ladies.
P. Metallica, A. Robustus, OBT, etc. all kept firmly on a watchlist.
Come to think of it, isn't Tara the Large Breed very similar to an Orange Baboon Tarantula?
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013238 No.284592
>>280417
As a rule the only insects I kill that enter my house are flies and wasps.
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013238 No.284661
>>284538
Well A. Robustus would be the girl that likes bad boys. The sort of bloke that sneaks around at night breaking into people's property, starting fights and assaulting people.
She'd me very eager to find a job in security or law enforcement as it would give her an opportunity to seduce subdue potential husbands criminal scum. Although, she wouldn't always be the most professional officer on the force.
Also she would have a slight temper herself and a potentially deadly bite and she would hate hot weather.
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013238 No.284992
i had weird dream where i was kidnapped by a hybrid spider. Combination of vampire and spider. Chitin and eyes were bright red, her skin and hair were pale white, vampire teeth, wearing frilly dress all of her legs have stockings. In my dreams she was gently and shy person in day time and night she was gently but with banters and smugness.
Only wierd about it is her abdomen. She is big as rachnera but her abdomen is smaller and flatter. i tried to draw it
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013238 No.284993
>>284992
closest abdomen i can find to give better picture what i ment about her abdomen
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013238 No.284999
>>284538
>>284661
>Large fluffy spider that hates hot weather
>mfw I love spiders, the cold and fluffy things
Well lads looks like there's only one thing left to do: touch fluffy spider
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013238 No.285082
>>285080
Newfag gets REEEEEEEEEEE'd into oblivion in 3. 2. 1.
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013238 No.285084
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013238 No.285085
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013238 No.285086
>>285080
I'd like to think your post is too genuine sounding to be bait so I want to give you a genuine answer. There are no monsterboys on /monster/. That's a big no no on here. If you wanna talk about monsterboys i guess you could head over to /chaos/ although there it's mostly traps and monstermen that are a little less... vanilla than your guy there. But on here that's not a thing this board is exclusively for (mostly vanilla) monstergirl fantasy.
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013238 No.285104
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013238 No.285132
I think spidergirls are pretty hot, but I really cant get into the bondage femdom shit. I think the ideal spidergirl would be some nerdy, shy girl who would be very nervous and awkward in bed, so I'd have to gradually coach her into letting loose and being slightly more assertive.
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013238 No.285159
>>285132
you will learn to enjoy it
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013238 No.285162
>>284535
Isn't the Brazilian Wanndering Spider supposed to be much worse on literally all accounts?
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013238 No.285178
This is the better version.
The perfect personality and body.
I don't like snake girl. She's way too immature
I really don't get the point of bondage..
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013238 No.285184
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013238 No.285187
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013238 No.285210
>>285178
>He thinks there'd be less bondage with sneks
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013238 No.285440
>>285210
wholesome/purposeful bondage. Snek needs cuddles to not die.
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013238 No.285534
>>285440
Arachnids and insects are cold blooded as well, so I guess everyone gets death stopping cuddles unless their waifu is mammalian or a bird, then it's just regular cuddles.
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013238 No.285577
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013238 No.285589
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cc508e No.287231
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feb580 No.287235
>>285184
So cute
Would date!
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62d204 No.287237
>>246032
it is too bad that in most spiders. The female eat their mates
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f367ed No.287240
>>287237
Spiders do, bu not arachnes.
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da3ffc No.287256
>>287240
Exactly, and I'm sure those that do are regarded as psychopaths among their species.
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f367ed No.287257
>>287256
Well, that's cannibalism, you have to be actually psychotic to do this.
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0cf09e No.287269
>>287237
Spiders are solitary creatures and aren't the sort to mate for life (unless males sacrifice themselves in the mating process, but that's another matter). Anything on a spider's web is potential prey, which can include (prospective) mates. It doesn't help if the female is particularly aggressive or if the male is smaller, which they often are.
>>287256
>>287257
Unless the setting is particularly vore-heavy (i.e. shit), I'd imagine that any monster girl that partook in cannibalism of other monster girls or humans would be seen by other monster girls as an aberration in need of purging.
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eb9e66 No.287309
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506ef9 No.287316
I used to always have nightmares about spiders when I was a kid.
Nowadays, arachnes haunt my nights instead. And they're now wet dreams.
Thanks, assholes.
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39e019 No.287338
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39e019 No.287339
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3c07b3 No.287360
>>287338
>>287339
Certain species of large tarantula will keep small frogs as "pets". The spider protects the frog from predators, and the frog eats parasites the tarantula is too big to get at.
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41b131 No.287452
Why are spider girls so cute? Why aren't there more muscular spider girls?
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38cde6 No.287455
>>287452
Spider girls are not only just cute, they are top tier cute. Only a Lamia and a Scylla have this much potential for leg locking you during sex. They just want to be close to you.
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41b131 No.287480
>>287455
I would want to ride my spider waifu to a picnic and then get leg locked by her while watching the sun set.
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6d4a3d No.287575
>>287452
Don't skip leg day Anon. She never does.
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2dc551 No.287580
>>287575
Did you draw that, anon?
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30a647 No.287630
>>287575
Do spiders even have leg muscles? I heard somewhere that their bodies act like a hydraulic system.
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0ff643 No.287658
>>287575
I want to smooch that Spoder girl
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40a401 No.287663
>>287630
They have leg muscles of a sort, but only on the underside, meaning they can only contract. For extending the leg, they use hydraulic action, yes.
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0f9071 No.292081
>eight legs
Seven Vaginas.
…Maybe more.
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8a900a No.292340
Am I the only one that would much prefer becoming a spidergirl to having one?
Also, although everyone's probably seen most of these, dumping images.
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8a900a No.292341
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8a900a No.292345
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8a900a No.292347
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2ee214 No.292348
>really spooky spider caught in bathtub
>trap in shaving cream
i'm a fucking monster
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506ef9 No.292363
>>292340
>Am I the only one that would much prefer becoming a spidergirl to having one?
>>>/furry/ is that way, alp-kun.
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9f52ca No.292384
>>246045
Only six legs, that's not a spider, that's a tick
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22eec5 No.292485
>>292081
ok thanks grimsby
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b0721b No.292522
>>292384
well sometimes people count the arms as part of the 8 limbs, but those people forget that spiders have tiny limbs near their face called pedipalps
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f54b61 No.292588
>>246791
it's dead… how sad.
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a7b8f9 No.295054
>be spider daedra
>want some peace and quiet
>get to chill out, read in the nude because you live alone on a tower in the middle of a lava ocean
>keep getting intruded by adventurers after your sigil stone
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22bb56 No.295560
>>246791
>try to play weebm
>404
i-it's not l-like i a-am i-into spiders anyway h-heh
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bf5488 No.295598
>>295560
You can still download it, no problem.
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22bb56 No.295600
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bf5488 No.295601
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b70c3a No.295676
>>295601
Spidah tits are best tits, and rachnee is best spodah
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cef893 No.297849
So… No one's gonna wish best spider a happy birthday?
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ba9278 No.297850
>>297849
It's not her birthday yet, just chillax man
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256d32 No.297856
>>297849
>tfw I have the same birthday as spoderfu
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e3168d No.297875
>>297849
happy birthday spooder
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e3168d No.297876
>>297856
and also you anon
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2ee214 No.297878
>>297876
>slav spødr pet
i gotta have one
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b80dc9 No.300138
>>297878
Miniature vodka bottle and shot glass sold separately.
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b69832 No.300141
Don't most female spiders kill their mates after mating?
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d79d54 No.300148
>>300141
That is why the human half is important
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b80dc9 No.300156
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ca4cf0 No.300497
>There's spider webs at the ceiling of my bathroom
>nowhere else
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f7bf60 No.300511
>>300497
It's too late anon, before you know it they'll be in your hallways then your kitchen next your living room after that in your bed and finally holding hands with you
There is only one way to stop this, by making them pay rent or kicking them out.
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5165aa No.300517
>>246032
>Are you still scared of spiders, anon?
Yes, but spidergirls do something to my dick that i never thought was possible.
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418200 No.300523
>>300517
She just wants to help you get over your fear, Hero. Load by load.
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38cde6 No.300647
>>300523
>Every night you go to sleep wanting to rest but also acutely aware that if you fall asleep, you've lost.
If I really tried, I could probably do a fantastic story about a spider girl helping a man face his fears.
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fecb3f No.300763
remember to pat your spoder daily
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2d0fe0 No.300895
>>297849
Happy Belated Birthday Rachnera
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b54dd2 No.301192
>>246114
>>246124
What anime are these from?
Asking for a friend.
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ba9278 No.301195
>>301192
Jojo's bizarre adventure
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4fdecf No.301200
>>246045
PLZ NO BULLY THE SALTICID LOLI
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4fdecf No.301203
>>280191
These are not harvesters. These are real long-legged spiders.
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4fdecf No.301204
>>280276
They don't actually eat mosquitos unless you refer to Elephant Mosquitos instead of craneflies.
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4fdecf No.301208
>>297856
Meh mum has same day as murderfisk. Should I be worried?
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f7fc90 No.301210
>>287237
Males can avoid this fate by bringing their mate some live prey first.
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669da7 No.301259
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bc03e3 No.301266
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f3abf9 No.301317
>>287360
>spiders protecting frogs
What did Kek mean by this?
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f51b2c No.301318
>>301317
<Kek
More like Heqet, since her imagery is consistently misattributed to Kek.
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80c573 No.301323
>>301318
Yeah this anon is right, Heqet has a domain pertaining to fertility. Also those tiny frogs are technically protecting spider babies.
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a03190 No.301779
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be6f33 No.303362
>be shaving in the bathroom, as one does
>see this massive fuck-off harvester spider scuttling on the wall
>i think it looks wicked cool so i shoo it to a safe spot where i won't step on it accidentally
>the next day, I'm eating a weird Vietnamese sandwich under a bridge, as one does
>notice a moth on the ground behaving erratically
>it's on the ground, on its back
>i try to nudge it to flip it over
>the attempt is successful and i see what was holding it down
>a tiny spider managed to latch on to it and defeat it in single combat
>despite how cool that was, i was committed to saving that moth, so i brush the little spiderlet off onto the ground, where it walked in confused circles
>later that same day i was taking a shower, as one does
>step out and grab my towel, drying my hair
>as i do this, i hear a plop
>a spider was hiding in my towel
>i shoo it off to a save spot in the garage
i guess it's my turn to be subject to the curse of weird spiders
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f51b2c No.308784
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Athens had a lunar eclipse on monday the 7th this month. I wonder if Arachne was involved some way or another.
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08d9c1 No.308846
>>308784
The moon illusion kinda fucks me up as it makes me wish that the moon always looks that big.
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848641 No.309277
There's a fuckton of spiders on my house, and all my instics tell me to kill them, but /monster/ would make me feel guiilty about it.
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7e7855 No.309288
>>309277
You should feel guilty for that.
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b7f4f3 No.309458
>>300647
…I know it's been a month since you've written this…But having a personal fear of spiders myself, I personally would love to read a story about a Spider Girl helping her husband (or soon to be husband) overcome his fear.
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098e78 No.309617
What would happen if you were to tell her that you don't get the whole point of being tied up as a male?
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a03190 No.309640
>>309617
then she teaches the art of roping to you
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7e4034 No.309671
>>309617
The arachne paused. "How could he not understand?" she thought, for in the totality of her 8-legged existence, it had always been the place of the arachne to bind the human man. Never was it a spiteful bind, she thought naught of it being so, this binding of her desired male was commited solely for the purpose of a gentle and caring femdom. This mechanic was entombed to her nature, she simply could not comprehend that a man could refuse the delight of being tied up. How could he?! It was his destined role, his very position in life to be bound! How could he refuse such an honor, as to be lovingly bound into a spider woman's comfy cocoon? The arachne, though puzzled to an infinite degree, still bound the man, gave him a kiss on the cheek, and departed for the starbucks to have a couple drinks and rethink her life's standing, drunkingly asking the waitress in slurred sentences "How could a man not understand?"
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096634 No.309724
>>309671
>Anon Anonson
>have an old fashioned sense of love by the standards of today's 3DPD cows
>Men and women are equal partners, any attempt by one or the other to assert some kind of dominance disturbs the balance of the relationship.
>Never really get into bondage or rope play.
>Monster girls appear
>Get over your arachnophobia enough to begin dating a cute Spider grill.
>first intimate experience she tries webbing you up.
>Immediately begin freaking out, you didn't sign up for this kinky shit
>she runs out of your house crying
>apparently you just interrupted an important part of Arachne courting etiquette.
>I just wanted comfy cuddles and Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
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9d2b94 No.309735
>>309458
Drop the name newfaggot.
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3b58f7 No.311799
>>309671
>>309724
What if binding her male is a religious practice for the Arachne, like how Christians go to church on Sunday?
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f51b2c No.311805
>>311799
Does an arachne wrap her husband's penis in her silk to help purify him of impure fetishes?
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fda1c0 No.312986
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6b570c No.314349
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dfe1c6 No.321289
Does anyone know who this cute fluffy spider is?
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dfe1c6 No.321290
>>321289
Two other pics I found.
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91d2f5 No.322848
whatcha think niggs? personally not sure. I rather want whole spider like rachnee.
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f32f27 No.322868
>>322848
That anatomy is pretty fucked up. The lower body being slightly exposed by the see-through clothing just looks messed up. Other than that, she's pretty cute. I think that Crabman did the perfect anatomy for a spider girl.
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59bfc8 No.322993
>>246032
>Are you still scared of spiders, anon?
Yes, yes I am, and I would be even more so with one the size of a car. Yet spidergirls just do it for me for some reason, but I know that if I saw one I'd fucking shit myself, especially since I'd likely first notice the huge fucking spider part before I noticed the female part.
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64b35b No.323111
Most likely a stupid question, but does SHE count as a spider girl?
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c5dbc1 No.323144
>>323111
You mean the abdomen, spider legs, spider eyes and the carapace over her arms don't give it away?
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64b35b No.323162
>>323144
I thought it was more rigid than that, to be honest. Still, good to know.
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c1a2b7 No.323165
>>323111
It's more of a literal spider-girl design as opposed to the arachnataur design you usually see and in my opinion way better if it's done right
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64b35b No.323261
>>323165
Oh I totally agree with you on that, Anon. Is it wrong that I wish Rachnera were a Jorogumo as opposed to a arachnataur Arachne?
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b05576 No.323275
>>323261
>Telling your waifu you want her to be different
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054c27 No.324262
So, long story short, do anons think that the Aranea of Dungeons & Dragons may be an unappreciated spidergirl race?
>Shapechanging spiders who adopt partially & wholely human forms to walk peacefully amongst humans.
>"Demispider" form is canonically mutable, allowing you to depict it in whatever mix of spider & girl you want.
>Deeply loyal to those they trust.
>Passionate lovers who form deep, intimate bonds with chosen spouses.
>Very good family-rearers.
>If you like the "smug wizardess" or "snooty aristocrat" character archetypes, they're both canon fits for their personalities.
So… yeah, what do anons think? If they had better artwork, would they count as an interesting spidergirl race?
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Aranea
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b37194 No.324441
>>285210
>>285178
>>285440
>>285534
Rachnera with a Lamia body means carefully controlled full-body bondage. No cracked ribs or strained necks here. It also means someone much more creative behind the wheel who can probably do more with that body than Miia ever could. Essentially, best of all worlds.
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8efd79 No.327142
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25b94f No.327145
>>327142
don't make me what to be a white knight, you dick
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bf572f No.327148
>>327142
there better be more of this
my heart needs it!
she's soooooo cute <3
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7455b4 No.327154
>>327142
>uh huh
>m'issa wanna be a gud girl
fuck you I can't unhear it
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a35ae1 No.327157
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919fae No.327221
>>327142
Is this supposed to parody pic related
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76bca1 No.327223
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086f1a No.327313
>>327142
>Taking retards to your home
>implying
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bdb831 No.327361
Why is that loli so smug?
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8efd79 No.327367
>>327361
I want the tall one.
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b37194 No.327636
>>327142
Is there more?
>>327221
Ah, I'd forgotten this one. Almost as bad as the "AW YEEE" guy on our own /r9k/.
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b85324 No.328285
I had a lovely spider drop off of the ceiling and onto my arm at work. I watched it crawl down my elbow, onto the keyboard and around my monitors for a good while. I thought it was a good enough reason for posting here.
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9ffe0c No.328307
based on amazon sales of card sleeves spider its best waifu
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91d2f5 No.328739
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7f0cab No.328829
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8efd79 No.329011
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d46511 No.329026
>>329011
I have to wonder what would have happened if she had rolled 1.
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c38bb3 No.329027
>>329026
Hit herself in the face with the pan.
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8efd79 No.329320
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8efd79 No.332223
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b934a2 No.332230
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>327313
>retard spiders
Hue
Does your idealistic spider waifu have additional eyes on her head or do you guys prefer the purely binocular spider girl representation?
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e182e6 No.339550
What are spoder monarchies like?
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dd563c No.339552
>>332230
I like 8 eyes but I feel it's really hard to draw an 8 eyes version without making the eyebrows look very odd, especially while emoting. It also limits hair options since an 8 eye with a non-pulled back hairstyle is going to look like she values her vanity above her vision. I'd actually be interested to see examples where Anons think the artist pulled it off. Especially if they manage to make the subsidiary eyes expressive too.
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fe3c6f No.339569
>>339550
Unacceptable.
>Meet spider queen
>MEAT spider queen
>Democracy
>Freedom
>Spider daughterus
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acd2e8 No.339584
>>332230
More eyes and a distinction between principal and secondary eyes.
Spiders' principal and secondary eyes serve much the same purpose as humans' fovea and perifovea respectively. Humans only have acute, colourful vision at the fovea, and spiders only have acute, colourful vision in their principal eyes. Human eyes move to point the fovea at a target, and only spiders' principal eyes can move to track targets. So the "human" eyes of spidergirls should be analogous to spiders' principal eyes. Jumping spiders are the genera that use their eyes most similarly to humans and other predatory terrestrial vertebrates. Their secondary eyes are significantly smaller than their principal ones and arranged to maximize their FOV. So I'd arrange small, lidless, immobile eyes in a ~60° arc from spidergirls' temples toward the midline of their forehead. Blinking regulates attention and is useless for secondary eyes. All eyes are pigment-cup ocelli, no irises or sclerae.
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1cd01f No.346632
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1cd01f No.346642
>>324441
>No cracked ribs or strained necks here.
Anon how do you think IRL non-venomous snakes kill their prey?
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e54918 No.346809
>>328285
>planning dwarf fortress MG mod cause it seems like it'd be fun to make and cause autism
>most monsters seem easy to implement except the zipangu monster villagers
>see this and realize i can just treat them like vampires and hide them in civs.
you've made my night anon. now i just have to figure out dullahans
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b96936 No.347008
>>346642
>imblying Lamia!Rachnera would do that to her mate
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a117a1 No.348055
>>346809
Please share it if you do work on it
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ec215a No.348268
>>348055
I planned to when i got the core basic monsters figured out, though i was thinking of making a thread to discuss it, mostly to work out the ones like the dullahan.
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73fb31 No.348885
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3eb29e No.374214
>>327636
>AW YEEE" guy on our own /r9k/.
Anyone got a screenshot?
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776e55 No.374221
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a12f4e No.374605
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f222c7 No.374673
Sage for being a bit off topic but tropical harvest men are cool as hell.
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3eb29e No.379943
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3eb29e No.381879
>>379943
I should slap myself for asking that.
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f7fb9b No.381982
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9f473b No.381995
>>374673
That looks more like a kreb than a spooder
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023701 No.382037
>>381995
I think that crabs, spiders, ticks, & scorpions are all in the same family or something. I'm no entomologist, and I'm too lazy to look it up.
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4fddbc No.382058
>>300141
I looked this up and not all spider species exhibit sexual cannibalism, and not all those that do exhibit it do it every time. Being under stress or being hungry are common reasons why a female will eat a male; otherwise she'll let the male live. So let that be a lesson: even though she won't devour you, still provide for your spider-girl and don't badger her too much.
>>246044
>be husband of spider-girl
>a bit of a hot head
>she especially gets triggered by people's fear of spiders or spider jokes
>no, she's not an sjw, just someone who takes things too personally
>at home for Christmas, she's using the new laptop you gave her
>a nerd, she quickly sets-up everything and accesses Tailbook
>you are sitting with your daughteru laying by your side
>suddenly
<YOU STUPID BITCH! YOU DON'T KNOW KNOW WHAT'S IT LIKE FOR INSECT GIRLS TO SCREAM AT YOU. FUCK!
>oh no
<YOU BASTARD
>she continues to spiting expletives, typing invectives, and banging her front legs on her study desk
<HOW FUCKING DARE YOU IMPLY I CONSUME MY HUBBY. I WOULDN'T HURT A FLYGIRL!
>While covering her precious ear, your young daughter, teary-eyed, began begging for the end of your waifu's fit\
<Please Daddy! Make her stop! I want us to have a merry Christmas…like the songs.
>You muster all the focus you can in the chaos to solving this outburst from the bowls of Krampus
Hmmmm!
>You recalled your collection of spider facts.
>After a quick think, you came up with a solution, a possible failure and a possible cataclysm of mass familial cocooning.
>Actual spider legs are senistive, with tiny hairs acting as a touch sensor detecting vibrations of webs or the stickiness of the surface.
>And while spider girls differ from actual spiders in some ways (like not eating their mates after sex thank Father Christmas!), they share other traits, like their amazing thread-sewing skills.
>With a kiss on your daughteru's forehead and a brief prayer, you rush to your wife's closest leg and begin rubbing the foreleg sensually
<WHY ARE THERE SO MANY IDIOTS ON THE INTERNEEEEEHHHHHH OOOOHHHHHHHhhhhhhh ANON!
<Ahhhhhhh! Oooooooo! Oh anon, that feels soooo goooood!
>You're daugtheru starts heading to her room.
<I am going to sleep Daddy. You and mommy have fun, mmm'kay?
>You keep up the messaging while you wife give a face of bliss
<Ara ara anon! Let's go have some fun and I'll let you rub more than these hot legs.
>That Christmas night, you gave you family the precious gift of a new family member
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8179ec No.382086
>People have always called me a monkey.
>Not because of skin, but I climb shit for fun.
>Case and point, I like to camp. So I find a suitable tree, climb it. and set up a hammock.
>Most people feel queasy sleeping 20 feet off the ground.
>So it's no surprise that during one of these trips I got proactively dated.
>Biggest damn spider to ever sneak into my hammock.
>Best tits as well.
>When I woke up, my hammock was in another hammock.
>And I had a silk safety harness on.
>With a snoozing spidergirl cuddling me.
>Well shit, this ain't that bad.
>Decide to go back to sleep, adjusting myself so I could wrap an arm around her.
>We wake up early.
>Holy shit she's adorable.
>Stuttering about how unsafe it is to sleep in a hammock that high up.
>And how she couldn't risk me falling so she set up a stronger hammock below me and the safety harness.
>Then ask why she decided to spend the night cuddling.
>Had to coax her to finally say it.
>"YOULOOKEDCOLDANDCUTEBUTMOSTLYCOLDANDDIDNOTWANTYOUTOGETACOLDORHYPOTHERMIA!"
>Start laughing, get out from under her and begin climbing back down.
>Her "EEEEEKS" were more fuel to the fire.
>Gonna bully new GF so hard, she's gonna cocoon me to the wall!
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8e047b No.382093
>>382037
Spiders, ticks, and scorpions are all arachnids, so yes they are related. Crabs aren’t though, they’re just crustaceans.
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c26d41 No.384645
while not a big problem in this thread, other places i see it all the time, not sure if it's just me but i always feel at least agitated and at most livid at the overly frequent portrayal of Drider/arachne types, that for some reason are drawn with only 6 legs. it makes no fucking sense, and yet when the point it brought up the most common excuse is that the arms count as the other legs. well fuck off on that otherwise centaurs would only have 2 horse legs or some shit. Sorry for the rant, here's some contribution and an example of shit gone wrong.
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a81a9f No.384775
>>384645
I wish that people would include pedipalps into the spidergrill designs, sorta like the soldier beetle. Would be good for holding on during sex without going full bondage.
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f2ac54 No.384795
>>384645
>master1200
you downloaded the samples mate
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52130c No.384865
>>384775
don't only male spiders have pedipalps though?
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8480d9 No.384875
>>384865
All spiders have Pedipalps, in old-world spiders though (ie. Tarantulas) the pedipalps are larger, as they're used to move sperm packets to the female.
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98d6eb No.384896
>>384645
I know that spider girl!!!
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eabd19 No.385057
>>384896
I just got to the end of the most recent volume today. It'd be interesting to see her turn into a proper arachne tfw you kill NPCs by accident and you're like "no need to stop now" and you just keep killing them
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3d0286 No.385058
>>385057
Hey, if you're killing them for loot and xp, you're a proper murderhobo.
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eabd19 No.385060
>>385058
>that taboo level
She's going to go full nigger at the rate she's going though. This could compromise her relations with humans in the future if she's seen heartlessly murdering them.
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1b2220 No.385079
>>384875
huh, didn't know that, thanks for teaching me something new about spiders today anon.
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244754 No.394832
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eabd19 No.395046
Any good story recommendations for an Arachne girl working to help overcome a boi's arachnophobia? I'd started to tell myself a story about that but I figured I'd search and see if someone else had done something like that already. I would assume such content had been composed before since the premise seems pretty obvious.
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55a199 No.396181
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e3f62a No.396196
>>396195
Have you considered leaving for /d/?
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c1aa39 No.396201
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b8ea47 No.396208
>>396204
>>396205
Newfags please go
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02de58 No.396212
Arachnes always seem to have the most hobbies in art.
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8e047b No.396244
>>396201
>Chernobyl memes are leaking into this board
Aww hell yeah
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8e047b No.396245
>>396205
And this board is no different in that respect. Get the fuck out
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0d7f03 No.396278
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c83ca1 No.396284
>>396278
Some Alp wanted futa spiders.
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eabd19 No.396339
>>396228
>>396246
Did I make her too ugly? I didn't want her to be gorgeous, I was going for somewhere between a 6 or an 8 depending on your tastes. I don't see Tarantula themed girls often so I wanted to play around with what one would be like.
>poor eyesight
>Urticating hair
>liquid diet.
I figured a spider girl would get that much play in the kelp chan thread. I thought about drawing some illicit non-cannon head-patting of her.
Would you want to pet an older spider fraulein who reluctantly accepts it after she tries to argue that you shouldn't be petting an old lady like her in the first place and then she gives you a remorseful look and starts crying as she realizes she never let anyone get close to her because she was afraid of rejection?
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4e7ab7 No.396343
>>396339
I thought she was pretty cute. Definitely a 7 or 8 for me. Though I am the kind of man who is entirely infatuated with cute scary girls.
Tarantula girls don't get enough love.
I would head pat her without hesitation given the chance and then more if she started crying
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15d142 No.396345
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4acc28 No.396354
>>396345
No. They'll spontaneously combust and die.
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4fddbc No.396359
>>396339
>Did I make her too ugly
No, she's cute in her own right. Certainly, if she existed and she wanted to, I'd go out with her to eat some schnitzel while watch the northern sky in our Volkswagen convertible. Plus, the glasses look cute on her. Personally, I'd give her a 5-6 because I love really long hair on a woman and think short hair is inherently unfeminine.
Some personal observations:
1. She has four back-legs plus her front legs and her arms. That's a weird config for a spider-girl. Not saying it's wrong, though one could argue she's technically a weird insectoid/arachnid hybrid.
2. I don't view a spider's liquid diet as necessarily homo-hematophagic (if that can be a word) like a vampiress or mosquito girl. Erika could just consume specially prepped animal blood and nobody would bat an eye. She could also probably do those egg shakes since those still fits her species. Large spiders go after small animals like birds and amphibians.
Spiders apparently can eat plant-based food as well as insect. https://archive.fo/zeF8G
3. Creatures of all kinds can have acute anatomical changes or specialization for reproduction and progeny, like mammal immune suppression that keeps a mother's immune system from attacking her genetically distinct child. Erika's front-leg hairs can be more comfortable so her hubby and children hug them without the irritation.
4. >Do joo have any idea
Why is she going to the Jews for leg-shaving advice? :^)
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eabd19 No.396366
>>396359
>front legs
I thought the consensus was that they were supposed to be the pedipalp?
>liquid diet
Canonically she has other choices but it's as I stated in her notes section, it's more of a personal fetish that certain predator-centric monstergirls indulge in. She wouldn't die without blood but she gets off on consuming it and is probably a little addicted. It's kinda sexual but not really? It's more a latent gratification instinct is what I was going for. Kind of like how a dog chases after a frisby and enjoys chew toys as a way to gratify that hunter instinct they don't get to use in modern cushy dog life. Tarantula's are an ambush predator. They only use their webs to sense prey, not trap them.
>reproduction and progeny
The pedipalp (front legs) wouldn't be too bad but the ones on her back and shoulders would be properly irritating. Her progeny would be immune I think but if you were the virgin consummater it would take a stern will and some nifty navigating. She's more self-conscious about the appearance than the irritation but the irritation is the icing on the embarrassing cake.
>Why is she going to the Jews for leg-shaving advice
She might indulge in blood drinking in private but at least she doesn't suck the blood of freshly circumcised baby dicks.
Here's a list of the fetishes I wrapped her in.
[x] Spider body. You could add the multiple eyes in there as well but I kinda see that as separate I'll
[x] glasses.
[~] hairy all over (not my favorite but you gotta try new stuff every now and again)
[x] Fangs
[x] blood drinking
[x] older lady
[x] thick thighs and a little gut. She'd look good in stockings I think.
[x] exotic accent + occasional foreign words.
[x] Big ol' tiddies.
Those are just the ones I projected onto her, there may be some others that got were subconsciously added or otherwise viewed by someone else that I didn't even think about.
There are so many things going on for her that for me she's a solid 8. I enjoyed dreaming her up. Since >>396343 indulged in my fantasy I may try and do my imagination JUSTICE and draw her receiving some head pats even if she has to reluctantly accept them.
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4fddbc No.396373
>>396366
>I thought the consensus was that they were supposed to be the pedipalp?
>Pedipalp: either of the second pair of appendages of various arthropods
Well, that's a thing apparently and I was too dumb to realize those front, hairy, fang-like things were a spiders "arms". Thank you, I learned something new! I was only thinking of the numerous art where there's only four legs and the arms were what you would consider pedipalps, or even three true legs and the arms as the "fourth" pair.
>Spider body, multiple jumping-spider-tier eyes, glasses, fangs, Ara, thick thighs and hips, exotic accent, BIG ol' tiddies
Hey, those are all respectable, god-tier fetishes, and objectively Erika is a 7 or 8. You're just talking to a bit of a trichophiliac
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06962d No.396376
>>396345
Even KC soft waived futa away and he said there's sabbath potions that let you turn into a dog for the night to fuck you're waifu. So take that as a hint to where futafags stand. Above NTR fags, but below bestiality.
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eabd19 No.396506
>>396366
>>396343
She looks pretty upset. Is she too old for headpats?
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eabd19 No.396510
>>396506
I left the headpatter in question vague in design for easy self insertion. Or you could pretend it's Saitama. Whichever you prefer.
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90d3dd No.396511
>>396506
>>396510
>kelpchan drawfriend
>giving spidermilf nice things
>no pratfalls
Do you just hate kelpy or are we yet to see the other shoe drop?
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eabd19 No.396513
>>396511
First off, it's non cannon. Secondly, kelp-chan is a an ongoing narrative kinda thing whereas the aforementioned content just me felating myself to my own fantasies. Unless it's in an official episode or writefag content it's just non-canon scribblin'.
While Kelpy has the worst luck (at times) she at least has her own comic. I don't think Erika will enjoy a similar privilege since she's harder to draw and I have to take more time when crafting her dialogue cus of dat accent.
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4fddbc No.396519
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520736 No.396535
>>396510
>>396506
>Wake up to cute spider milf
Hell yeah.
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eabd19 No.398303
Smoldering ruins of the once enviable castle glowed in the distance and it acted as a grave marker of sorts for the many citizens the once budding kingdom was starting to host. While worthy of a name before, the recent conflict would see that it be lost to time. And yet, at the foot of the castle walls, an unassuming soldier regains his cognizance.
He'd held fast at the royal court during the last desperate attempt at defense and personally witnessed the King be run through before he himself had been felled while rushing to preempt the inevitable. Through some cruel twist of fate a wound he thought fatal was slightly less so and he awoke at the base of the ramparts where he once stood watch some time ago. The invaders no doubt mistook his grave appearance for one of death and threw him over the wall to ensure some end regardless. A decorative tree buffered his fall and the ground was kind enough to cushion his impact as best it could. A lesser fellow would have been undone by such a drop.
And yet, he was already dead. With no king to serve and no kingdom to call home, he was a knight without purpose. Truly a pitiable situation. He limped away into the night, the sun having set not only his duty but the day as well.
***
Warnings of fiends and foul creatures at the cave's approach did little to dissuade his already dour demeanor. At best, it was a den for runaways and vagabonds. It would serve as good a place as any for him to finally rest. A lantern was nestled next to a rocky outcrop outside the entrance. He took it apprehensively and in its place left a ceremonial dagger gifted to him from his captain. For what purpose? To let others know a knight of a fallen kingdom resided inside? Such a delicate blade was barely suited for opening letters and peeling apples. Its value was far more sentimental in nature. Whatever the outcome, it would find more use in hands other than his. The modest trade was made.
The lantern gave a modest glimmer while darkness enveloped him as he ventured further into the cavern. Wayward markings and scraps of others littered nooks and crevices along the way. Eyes from the shadows watched as he delved lower. Ominous as they were, he couldn't bring himself to care. His recent devastating defeat deafened his defensive posture and only served to further his disenchanted detachment. Webbing tugged at his pauldrons while glistening from the meager light the lantern provided. With a groan, he undid various latches and buckles which sent his plated armor clanking to the ground and echoing deep into the darkness. Their weight offered little comfort and the crests they bore had lost their prior significance. The webbing dotted the floor and created a carpet of sticky if impromptu cushion-like material. He smiled at his pauldrons that were held aloft by said webbing. He attached the lantern to a similar strand before succumbing to his desire to rest and indulged in the comfort that the sticky the fiber conceded. A growly voice scolded him before he could drift off.
"A thief? Or perhaps a fool. Your sordid stench is hard to miss."
His tired eyes drifted up to meet hers. She had a few more to meet his. Additionally, her arachnid lower half with its slender splendor of spidery legs would be unnerving to most but his recent brush with death left him ambivalent towards her otherwise unsettling anatomy.
"Forgive me, I didn't mean to intrude."
"You saw the warnings outside?"
"Aye."
He sat up to meet her with a more polite posture and she responded with a weighty spidery limb connecting to the wall next to his head.
"And yet you venture into my home? Humans, your sort, revel in my kinds extermination. What of your intent?"
Claw-like fingers gripped his temple. A menacing presence, it was a flamboyant sort of intimidation display. It did little to stir him from his indifferent posture. He shrugged in response.
"I'm afraid I'm ill-suited for such an endeavor at the moment. Not that I was inclined towards violence to begin with."
"So you are a fool then! Trespassing carries a heavy toll. You won't leave this cave alive if you fail to satisfy your debt!"
He managed a smirk as his head sunk "I wasn't really counting on leaving."
"Contemptable! Mayhaps I'll have you beg for your life before I take it!"
The threat evoked a laugh from the knight. "You may need to hurry then."
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eabd19 No.398304
>>398303
He shifted his tabard aside and lifted his tattered gambeson exposing a grevious and ghastly wound. Innards leaked outward and a heavy helping of hemoglobin soaked his assorted garb. The lady recoiled from the gruesome spectacle and covered her mouth as her spidery legs curled in reflexively.
"As you can see, I'll not be long for this world. Do what you feel you must. My outcome is already decided I think." He sunk down onto the webbed floor with a look of contentment at the soft gift it provided.
"Idiot! What gives you the right to…- If you want to die you can do so elsewhere!"
Eyes shut, he spoke confidently with a sleepy tone "If my legs would cooperate I'd happily oblige but I've walked as far as they'll take me for today."
She was livid and took the unfortunate soldier into her arms.
"You won't die in my abode."
A sincere look of worry crept onto the soldier's face.
"You'd deny me a resting place? You really are heartless."
"Cease your foolishness! I'll mend your mire and then expel you in due time."
Before he could manage a witty retort she began to skitter along yet deeper into the cave. He urged her to stop.
"L-lamp! Don't leave it! I don't much care for the dark! Forgive me, but I'd rather not expire in the abyss."
She grabbed the lamp with a pedipalp before passing it to a free finger on a hand hosting the solider and gave a vexed look.
"You won't expire."
He nodded graciously "Thank you…"
"What manner of knight fears the dark?"
"One who might feel it creeping in."
She groaned at the response. She didn't want him drifting off so she chatted him further.
"What name does this knight bear?"
"Cutlass. Like the sword. Although I've been told I'm not that sharp. What name would you possess my monsterfolk host?"
"Gale."
"Like the wind? You can be quite harsh- It's fitting."
She dug her clawed fingers into his side. "Louse!"
She evoked a moan with the squeeze but it gave way to a giggle. "You're more bug than me I believe."
She didn't care for his humor but his attitude was enduring considering his otherwise grave state and she'd be lying if his smile wasn't a little infectious.
***
Her personal chamber was webbed all over. An aged dining table would do as an improvised operating bed. The lantern adhered to a patch of webbing above the operating table. She could see in the dark well enough so the light was more for his comfort rather than any medical necessity.
He was a mess and every well-meaning attempt to sew his internal parts was met with squirming and wincing. He'd bleed out before she had a chance to fix him properly.
"Stay still!"
His breathing was labored "Just leave it, I'm…" he shivered "…sorry for the trouble."
A desperate measure was necessary. She leaned in close and caressed his cheek with a delicate touch.
"Hush now!"
He writhed spoke with interspersed gasps "It's okay, you tried. I've gone longer than I should have. Just let me rest…"
Genuine compassion showed on her face. "Don't give up hope just yet." What could have been mistaken for the start of a kiss turned into an injection. She plunged her fangs into his jugular and delivered a dose of a toxin to subdue him. Too much and he'd never wake up, too little and she'd only bolster his suffering.
He squirmed for a moment and then lay very still. He continued to draw breath so she hadn't arrested his heart thankfully. She began the arduous task of sewing his innards and packing them back inside before closing the jagged gash in his abdomen. Blood dribbled all over throughout the effort. Her mind was taken aback by the crimson wash. He's a goner She thought as a grimace twisted her face. Still, she had to try.
~
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eabd19 No.398305
>>398304
A coldness traveled up and around his circulatory systems after she bit him. Every nerve ending that the toxin reached became numb. He couldn't move and worse than that he couldn't feel any part of himself. A sensation of floating took over and his mind grappled with what exactly was going on. His vision blurred while Involuntary actions still cooked off with breathing filling his blood with oxygen and said blood being pumped through a heartbeat that was hidden from him. Darkness wrapped the corners of his vision and the lantern's light grew dimmer. Death, he felt, was almost assured at this point. The coldness originally spread by the toxin consumed him and the fear grew. Was he actually dying? Perhaps Gale had surrendered to more carnal urges and was now devouring him in some macabre fashion that he was fortunate enough to miss courtesy of her anesthesia. That's it then.
~
She wiped her brow before inspecting her handiwork. It wasn't exactly pretty and even after he achieved a full recovery his days of soldiering would be behind him. She was far more capable when it came to killing so playing the role of a doctor was a novel exercise. She pulled a weby blanket over him and combed her fingers through his hair. His eyes had wandered earlier as she'd worked but he hadn't uttered a word during the operation thanks to the toxin. Those eyes were now shut and his soft breaths were slightly audible if only just. She'd stay close to him until he awoke. Not that she liked him or anything, she merely needed to ensure he didn't depart without her knowing. A keen sense of sound and temperature kept her clued into his vitals. These traits, while typically reserved for hunting prey would be equally useful in this situation. She rested her head along his chest and listened to the subtle drumming while her fingers had intermingled with his atop the covers. The rhythm was soothing and before long she joined him in slumber.
***
Death obstructed, the knight found himself painfully awake. The internal ravaging yet healed, pain radiated from his abdomen and nausea gripped his being. The memories of what transpired a day prior came back. the fallen kingdom, a fallen king, a fallen knight and then the cave.
Gale
She'd awoken at his shifting as he grew cognizant.
She greeted him nervously "Good morning?"
One couldn't tell time in the cave. Moreover, all the aches and discomfort that waited kindly for him yesterday showed no remorse now "Is it?" He struggled to right himself and she helped him sit up.
"Are you well?"
He held his face to hide his anguish "Hardly."
"Then you may stay until you are."
"Free of charge? I'll have you know I'm indigent save the clothes on my back. I would hate to impose." He breathing was rough.
She crossed her arms and growled at him "You're not. Given your cordial nature I'd expect you want to repay my kindness in turn, but don't worry yourself over such things."
Over the next day, she attended to him as well as the day after that. He learned of her solitary lifestyle to remain safe. She learned of his stoic nature and oath to fealty. He was a lighthearted sort so his recent hardships wounded him in a way she could only see in his eyes. He dare not reveal the depth of his depression. In that way, a feeling of commonality grew between them. Sad isolations of different sorts but isolations that were also a means of understanding between them in a way only they could explain.
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eabd19 No.398306
>>398305
***
"Thanks again."
Cutlass had finished adjusting his armor.
"You're going to leave like that?!"
"When I first arrived you were adamant to see me go."
"That was- You've barely been up and walking for a few days. You need further rest!"
He smiled "I could use something to eat."
"Then I'll bring you some lunch. You should eat before setting off at least!"
His recovery was amazing. He really was the stoutest of men. As for foodstuffs, traders who frequented the area would exchange all manner of goods for spools of her silk. These lucrative exchanges allowed for many niceties like the dress she sported and the biscuits she brandished. She laid the spread out on the one time operating table. The blanket now worked as a table cloth to hide the previous night's more gory interlude. They enjoyed the biscuits and indulged in frivolities.
"For one who stays to the shadows you do quite well for yourself."
"Should I live in squalor instead?" she glared.
He shook his head nervously "I didn't mean…that is to say, I'm impressed at your resourcefulness."
"My kind is a solitary lot. Those who fail to fend for themselves don't last long."
"I'm glad I found myself in your cave at my twilight hours. Yours was the kindest hospitality I've known." He took her hand and squeezed it.
The forwardness gave her a start and she struggled to find the words. "I still think you should stay a while longer."
As she said this the lantern started to dim. He glanced up at the faltering light. "Looks like it's time for me to get going."
She shook her head "Cutlass, you could at least consider my proposition." As she rose to fetch some more oil for the lantern she found his hand was locked on hers. His expression was more solemn than before "I really have to leave Gale."
The lantern continued to dim. As it grew darker she felt herself wanting to speak but the words didn't come. She tried to free herself from his grip but it seemed stronger than any force she'd ever encountered.
He shut his eyes and spoke tenderly "Take care."
***
It was dark. Dreadfully dark. Her eyes could see as well as ever but Cutlass would surely be blind in such cryptic conditions. In a drowsy state, her mind took a moment to piece things together. A hand held hers, not through any natural inclination but a cold stiffness…
Panic.
That grip bore a dreadful truth that her mind vehemently denied. She froze, daring not move, locking her eyes closed hoping she'd stumbled into a nightmare. She lay there motionless gritting her teeth for a time. The evidence she didn't want to acknowledge invaded her senses. She pressed her head close to his chest now hoping to hear the faintest murmur or detect some latent warmth that she'd missed. A painful groan escaped her throat as the realization finally manifested. She extracted her hand from his post mortem grip and pressed her face into the woven cushion that was his gambeson. She wiped her now tear stained cheeks on the cushy under armor.
She pulled him close for an embrace and rocked his limp body in her arms.
Alone again…
As she pouted she pondered whether that dream was some otherworldly last goodbye or some flight of fancy her mind conjured to give her some solace for the impending grief she'd wake up to. Who could say?
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ec5611 No.398307
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ec5611 No.398308
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52130c No.398309
>>398306
wonderful story, is there more?
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4fddbc No.398312
>>398306
Don't leave us hanging Anon! You're too good to stop now.
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e51b71 No.398313
>>398306
>language
I appreciate alliteration, but you don't always make use of appropriate adjectives. It doesn't make sense, for example, for a defensive posture to be deafened, to mend a mire, or for actions to cook off. Technical or modern terminology such as "circulatory system", "hemoglobin", "oxygen", etc. are also disjoint with the medieval setting. Overall, the language comes across as somewhat stilted.
>formatting
You should be more sparing with the bolding and italicization. Most of the places in which they're used are already emphasized by spacing or pacing. You do make good use of spoiler text to coincide with a return to darkness and Gale's simultaneous unwillingness to see the facts of her situation.
>point of view
The story as a whole would be more impactful if it were told only from Gale's point of view. Cutlass' POV being used in the dream sequence clearly indicates that he is not therein a figment of Gale's imagination. Although the final line of questioning if perfectly valid from Gale's perspective, it's undercut for the reader.
>Not that she liked him or anything
b-baka
>You've barely been up and walking for a few days.
>The blanket now worked as a table cloth to hide the previous night's more gory interlude.
This reads more like a continuity error or awkward phrasing than foreshadowing.
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0d2225 No.398320
>>246032
What do spiders have to do with sheep herding?
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eabd19 No.398324
>>398308
>>398309
pretty sure that's the end.
>>398312
Not much else to tell. It's a dark ending. hue
>>398313
>language
It probably needed more time in the oven so to speak but I'd already been sitting on it for a while. I like to experiment with word combinations. I won't say everything I write is right but I hope that it's different.
>formatting
I would hate to say I don't actually know what I'm doing but that's probably the case for a lot of my work. I'm still feeling my way through for most things. I'm my own editor and I'm no editor.
>PoV
Interesting, first draft of the story had the dream from Gale's perspective but I felt like the foreshadowing was too obvious and I needed to do more to obscure that it was a dream as well pad out the reading a little since it only took a handful of words to reach the gut punch ending and It didn't resonate well enough for me. Originally the dream started with him putting on the armor to give you an idea of how short that was.
>continuity error
That crossed my mind but I thought it was more open to interpretation. In the first draft, it was originally THE previous night. I'm not a stickler for grammar but are you saying it should be nights' with the apostrophe after the s?
I appreciate the honest criticism.
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e51b71 No.398360
>>398324
>PoV
The dream sequence would have been too short if it started with Cutlass putting on his armor, but most of the content in the Cutlass PoV part of the dream could just as easily have been from Gale's PoV, which would have lead to a stronger conclusion. Gale's thoughts at the end would also have hit harder if instead of starting with Cutlass' PoV, we started with Gale's describing her isolation and how the war affected her. Cutlass could then describe to Gale, perhaps during surgery, how he lost everything, and they could bond over their mutual isolation before the inevitable end.
>continuity error
"Nights'" would suggest that several previous nights were gory, which wouldn't be right. "The previous night's" is technically correct since it was an earlier night in and out of the dream. It just seems like a continuity error instead of foreshadowing because absent qualification "previous" typically indicates something immediately prior to the noun it's modifying. Since it doesn't make sense to say a cloth hid an interlude anyway, I'd change
>She laid the spread out on the one time operating table. The blanket now worked as a table cloth to hide the previous night's more gory interlude.
to something like
>She set the food where he laid in death's embrace, all evidence of his once mortal peril hidden beneath her silken blanket.
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3eb29e No.399537
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3cc1cb No.400628
>>287316
You're welcome, don't forget to wipe
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266b54 No.402263
>Have a notorious problem with mosquitoes flying into my room from the window
>After years of dealing with them myself, I notice a spider setting up shop outside my window
Took you a fucking while to show up. The Long Legs were here from day one.
>Notice a mosquito flying in one night
>Check up on the spider
>It's dangling by its fancy threads, sleeping
One more strike and you're getting the pink slip, you amateur.
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52130c No.402318
>>402263
I probably have like 70 spiders in my room at any time, i never have any issues with mosquitos, i bet the spiders cuddle up to me at night too
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df4b69 No.405266
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