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We all know we're high tech here… but how low life are you, cyberpunks? Share some of your best motherfuckery and tales of the best worst shit you've done.
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No.50490
I de-googled my smartphone
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No.50496
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No.50512
damn, this thread is old. most punk things I do involve listening to synthwave or /cyb/ tier anime soundtracks at loud volumes while doing 50mph over the limit on the highway at night. max comfy
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No.50514
>>50512
Mind sharing some of the best one for that kind of activity?
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No.50533
Have any other anons killed anybody?
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No.50535
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No.50536
>>50533
Does indirectly count?
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No.50539
I hosted an ai chat bot and turned it off.
Does that count as killing?
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No.50544
>>50514
>>50514
just my personal tastes but I like Lazerhawk's Redline album and Carpenter Brut's Trilogy album. on the anime soundtracks side I like to listen to the Bubblegum Crisis collection, it's got a really nice soundtrack. Bubblegum Crisis is a really nice anime as well, if you like cyberpunk shit I recommend you watch it. it's an 8 part OVA from 1988, each episode is about 45 minutes. one of my favorites.
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No.50546
>>50539
Depends. Did your AI actively simulate emotion based on machine learning shenanigans?
If so, maybe.
If not, soykaff.
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No.50548
>>50544
I hope you know that Bubblegum Crisis 2040 exists as well and it has like 26 episodes. Havent watched it entirely, but it's good so far
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No.50553
>>50548
I have the entire bubblegum collection on my PC, but honestly I don't like the 2040 series much at all. I don't really like the art style, the music is nowhere near the level it was in the original, the characters look too different, and I don't like the new voice actor for Priss. I really liked Kinuko Oomori in that role. But on the whole it seems fine. The ones that are most similar to the original BGC are AD Police Files and Bubblegum Crash. Parasite dolls seems ok too. The only one I really, absolutely hate is AD Police (not police files) just because the music and characters are a huge letdown. plus it has this shitty 90s art style where the characters look genuinely retarded. I'm posting from my t40 right now so I can't screencap it.
that's just my opinion though.
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No.50554
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No.50556
>>50539
>make a IRC bot that takes random words from recent messages and sends them back with question mark attached
>invade other people's channels with it
>measure how long it takes for people to figure it out it is a bot
Ah, good times, good times.
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No.50654
>>26607
Yes, Hong Kong is as /cyber/ as it looks. But >>24052 is just doing cracker behavior.
>No going to monasteries to pray to god
>No comfy flats
>No realization /pol/ is right again.
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No.50752
I've got a few stories for you to enjoy
>be American
>have god tier VPN
>be drunk
>finally willing to mention things I totally didn't do in the past
>telling you my stories that didn't happen
;)
>be 15
>hanging out with my cousin whose like a bro to me 100%
>go to local circuit city
yeah that long ago
>see HDD in security protective cable casing
>want to build desktop
>take HDD box under USGI gulf war night camo parka into bathroom
>go into stall like I need to shit
>use folding knife to cut around security measures
>slip 500GB Western Digital HDD into cargo pants pocket
>leave remains of packaging in toilet
>walk out
>go to walmart weeks later
>bro is few years older than me
>graduating high school
>want to give him a good present for grad party his parents are throwing
>go to Walmart
>see 250gb HDD external
>I already own one for storing pirated movies on
>get idea
>take product case into bathroom in back of wallfart
>enter stall
>drop pants like I'm taking a shit
>cut open case
>another person walks in
>hear walkie talkie chatter
>about someone shoplifting
>anus_clench.gif
>pannic
>take RFID tag out of package
>stealth 100
>can hear fartmart lackie pretending to use urinal
>take TP
>pretend to wipe
>be a man and just walk out after flushing RFID tag down shitter
>package in my underware
>HDD in my shirt pocket
>walk out
>delivered my bro cousin a 250GB external HDD for his grad present
>added over 200GB of pirated Adult Swim shows, some movies and about 50GB of porn pics and vid
I have more stories if you want to hear
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No.50753
>>50752
I'll just add more stores and hope all you enjoy
>6 months later in high school
>working on desktop specs
>asus mobo because pleb
>4gb RAM
>3ghz AMD Phoenom Quadcore
>ATI Radeon 4850x2 crossfire
>use stolen 500GB HDD
>need space for torrented movies
>have idea involving a screw driver and school laptops
>take screw driver into math class
>teacher is clueless, but mad hot
>looks like Sara Stone, but Polish-American
>usually wears footwear that shows off her toes/ankles
<be footfag and jerked off to the idea of her multiple times
hugghhhhhhh, rawrrr
>teaches for 30 min, lets class do whatever for other 30 min
>usually brought mouse into class to play CS:1.6 or Halo:CE
>decide to take out HDD of one laptop
>"um, Miss Teacher, this laptop doesn't work"
>get another one
>take HDD out of another one
>grab 3rd laptop
>watch south park online when it was a thing for the rest of class
>intended to use the 2 HDDs to store torrented shit on from Demonoid
>only 80gb each
>useless for me
>end up buying 1TB HDD from newegg over summer
>came with 500gb HDD for free
>both HDDs I bought still in service to this day
>both stolen 80GB HDDs still in a box somewhere to this day
<still think about math teacher's rack and feet and occasionally rub one out with those thoughts to this day
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No.50757
>>13082
I pop pills and shoot guns inna woods and pop more pills and do other stupid shit. I also stole a homeless persons can of brouzouf once.
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No.50758
>>50757
>rouzouf
I meant money.
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No.50764
lol 90% of the stories here are fiction
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No.50985
>>50753
>>50752
sounds like good times, too bad this entire site is slow as hell.
><still think about math teacher's rack and feet and occasionally rub one out with those thoughts to this day
based.
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No.51292
>>50753
oh the joys of being in school and getting to stare at your teachers feet. such innocent days!
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No.51293
this board is shit and full of shazbot cucks
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No.51315
ive been in prison in 3 states and caused a cop to total his car during a chase
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No.51316
>>50753
>500gb
shit, i had to uninstall DOOM2 to install win95 on my 100mb hdd
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No.51319
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No.51373
>>50764
Some of them are a bit ridiculous but most of them aren't that unbelievable. Hell I did some student gov shit similar to what that patrick bateman kid did in high school.
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No.51374
If you were to join the IT dep't at a university (as a student job) what sort of shit would you do? I'm hoping to get a job with IT because of course I'll be paid, but also I'll probably have access to all the old technology they might be getting rid of.
I read stories online all the time about anons abusing their IT positions, but it seems like I'm too late to start a buttcoin or ethereum farm. It sure would be nice to supplement my income.
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No.51388
>>13132
I hope you understand how big piece of shit are you and accept it or become an hero.
For me me both way are same,nothing will change if you stay or gone, even if your whole story just imaginary.
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No.51389
I've ran about £800 worth of steroids paid for with crypto that cost me literally nothing and I compete in a "drug free" sport federation (and have passed drug tests despite being on at the time).
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No.51392
>>51374
Olympic lifter or powerlifter?
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No.51393
>>51389
>>51392
Sorry meant for you
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No.51576
>>49086
Thanks anon.
This actually was the easy way.
I don't want to go into a ton of detail, but the TL;DR is I transferred them into a fairly well regulated BTC related business and promptly changed them to cash, paying a fee along the way.
They took my ID and reported it to the IRS.
I then filled out a tax form for capital gains taxes.
End result I have a very nice nest egg, conservatively invested in 80% stock ETFs and 20% bond ETFs giving a decent and steady return. I also stashed enough gold and silver to trade my way out of the country in a safe deposit box somewhere and prepaid the fees for a few decades.
I can't retire permanently right now - health insurance is like 500 a month.
But if I live conservatively I can grow the nest egg and probably retire within 10 years here in the 1st world.
Right now I'm in Vegas. I was a bit of a fat slob so I've been working out every day, reading/working on projects, then playing poker in afternoons/evenings.
It's a very schway skill poker, I'm not perfect but I feel confident I can make a little weed brouzouf for sure.
When my lease ends I'll probably do the digital nomad thing for a few years, see the world. China, Russia, India, South America, Africa etc, spread over 2-3 years.
It's up in the air. Macau for sure. Will probably start in Tokyo, head to thailand and play it by ear…
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No.51608
>>51576
Where did you learn about stocks and shit? Seems all the genuinely wealthy people do it but I don't know where to start.
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No.51634
>>51608
The four pillars of investing is a good book. Check out /r/personalfinance's wiki too for more resources.
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No.51640
>>13377
Is that why phones are even more crummily designed these days? I know there had to be some reason everything was being dumbed down besides appealing to the Chinese.
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No.51646
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No.54235
>>13082
I have a 4 year old rooted android which is all beat up, the screen is all scratched from use and the unlock button fell off a long time ago so the only way to unlock it is using the proximity sensor.
I once got so fuarked up on benzos that I peed in a high-class mall, hiding from guards and that was the last thing i remembered after waking up in a hotel room.
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No.57793
>tfw I come back and this board is still around
>>51316
I'm definitely younger than a lot of people here.
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No.57795
came in a public restroom soap bottle, closed for 6 months with a lock on it at all times
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No.57806
>>13082
There was a time when I was in need to shoplift food at the supermarket in order to eat well, I bought with brouzouf the most bulky food and hide the small high calories ones.
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No.57818
hmm
>begged for my laptop, stole usb drives, its a hell of a laptop tho
>stole lorazepam from my step mother
>started doing amphetamines at 14
>stole weed and shrooms from my uncle
>stole from a local store about 40 times until being caught cause the only place they gave a shit about was the tech aisle
>stole a beige box from some rando
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No.57834
churn and burn instagram/twitter/tik tok accounts
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No.57842
I remember posting in this thread when I was in high school from the IBM T40 I stole from the ewaste. good times.
I miss being 18. everything sucks now.
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No.57843
>>57818
>6 lines
>5 instances of "stole
B L A C K D E T E C T E D
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No.57997
>>23948
>>23948
>What really matters in an effective weapon is penetration
Only if you couldn't reach that point before.If you can reach penetration the following effects become the most important a clear through bullet wound deals less damage than a shrapnel that is tumbling
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No.58128
the most hight-tech and low-life thing I did was installing on malware on unsecured computer at the local tech shop that plays religious song and shows offensive pictures of John Paul 2… twice
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No.58132
if ya corpfags never woke up in the middle of desert while being coked out ya don' know what life is…
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No.58156
>>58132
I know what is life but I don't know what is love…
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No.58157
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