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Elimination Chamber some fucking time | Rules

File: 6bef6130c10f441⋯.png (3.71 MB, 1944x1104, 81:46, Brock Lesnar Royal Rumble ….png)

 No.88644

Finn Bálor is reportedly out as Bork Lazer's opponent for the Royal Rumble in January, most likely due to his diminutive stature. My crazy idea is that Matt Hardy should go full into full BrWoken mode and challenge Brock for the title. No one is beating Lesnar for the title until WrestleMania ahh yessir, so they might as well have as much fun with this otherwise throwaway match as possible. Matt would get over as a proper main event contender this way, and it also saves him from his impending program with swamp tranny Bray Wyatt.

Who, if anyone, do you think should challenge Brock at the Royal Rumble?

 No.88645

File: 5d8d44f541393fb⋯.gif (1.54 MB, 296x185, 8:5, TrumpDisabled3.gif)

This is too complex for WWE creative


 No.88650

>>88644

Is there any proof of Finn being out? He's not much smaller than AJ and you saw how that fight went.


 No.88652

>>88650

Just look at how Balor's been booked.


 No.88717

As someone who didn't watch TNA cause loltna and absolutely hates the smark-fest indies, can anyone explain to me what #BROKEN Matt Hardy is? All I know is that he hit his head or something, then started pretending he was Beethoven, he #BROKE Jeff and made him Brother Nero and that's about it. What's even the big deal about the gimmick? What's his goal? What even is his and Jeff's gimmick? It sounds cringy as fuck and try-hard to the extreme.

Furthermore, is there any compilation/fan-made marathon of Matt's evolution from normal Matt through his new gimmick? I genuinely want to learn why you're all so obsessed with him and see if I'll like him as well.


 No.88734

File: 684850c6b0c476c⋯.jpg (60.46 KB, 936x473, 936:473, v1.jpg)

>>88717

Check out The Final Deletion. You'll either have a blast or hate it, but regardless it represents the best of BROKEN Matt.


 No.88735

File: 3e374d0dd7c2d42⋯.jpg (89.2 KB, 1200x671, 1200:671, father and son.jpg)

>>88717

If you want to laugh like a maniac then do what >>88734 said. If you are a lazy fuck then…

After Matt got fucked hard for the "gods know how many times", he super lost it and started to antagonizes his brother. They rivalry went so far Matt just promised his one year old son that he will DELETE Jeff and give Maxel the Hardy Kingdom. From here final Deletion happened whit fuckton of acid and groom. memorable characters popped up like Vanguard One and Senor Benjamin. The craziness went even further when DELETE or Decay come up (a rivalry between the House Hardy and the Decay team). And this was only the begining: We had the Hardy's halloween, an amnesiac story-line and the Apocalypto with the Dome of Deletion!

In short: The whole BROKEN gimmick has a very cleverly and crazy made lore with many wacky elemnts. It's like a parody of every mythic gimmick which took itself too serious; but the same time it's dare to be creative like a D&D game.

If you up for giggles and shit than you will love the goofiness and the hidden references!


 No.88736

File: 358b959c9510358⋯.webm (7.37 MB, 852x480, 71:40, The Hardy Family Sing -Ob….webm)

>>88734

This. Then after that, check out DELETE Or Decay. Then, The Great War (the match for the TNA tag titles). Then watch Total Nonstop Deletion (AKA Apocalypto). Then you will be a true soldier of the great war.

All this reminiscing kinda makes me miss tuning into TNA solely to see what shit Matt would do next. I'm stoked his dormant condeetion has been WOKEN in the plane of WWE though.


 No.88749

File: 0be42414f255e15⋯.jpg (40.36 KB, 960x620, 48:31, Hardy.jpg)

The reason I love the potential for this story is just how over Matt can get as a babyface. Ultimately, you're not going to convince anybody in Philadelphia that anyone, much less Matt Hardy, could beat Brock Lesnar for the title on that show. However, what you can convince them of is that Woken Matt is crazy enough to bolieve that he can do it, and his earnest pursuit of what they know to be the impossible would make him an extremely sympathetic babyface. I would even work the crowd's expectations into the storyline.

The story starts with Matt embarking on a Celestial Crusade (the match's tagline but WWE is too PC to use a word like 'crusade') to take his rightful place as the Champion of the Universe, a title that will one day be inherited by King Maxel. Definitely portray it as being done to secure the future of the Hardy clan, because otherwise it would come off as too arrogant. Matt wins a multi-man #1 Contender match on Raw to earn the right to challenge Brock at the Royal Rumble, and the following week is when he runs afoul of the Beast Incarnate.

Brock doesn't have to be a bit player in this story, even though Matt is clearly the star of it. Brock Lesnar should make it clear, with one of his captivatingly autistic interviews, that he doesn't give a shit about King Maxel and that he thinks Matt Hardy is a fucking flake who has no chance of beating him. Lesnar should also insult Matt's legacy in WWE as somebody who's never won a singles World Championship despite being even older than Brock is, the point of this being to make the audience want to see Matt finally win his first world title and to give them more reason to hate Brock for being a smug asshole about it.

In the weeks following, the story follows Matt having disturbing premoneeshuns about his upcoming clash with the Beast. Although his Woken Wisdom tells him that he can win, he also feels that the Fates unknowingly referring to the Higher Power, Meekmahan seem to be working against him. This is to play on the audience's knowledge that Brock is going to retain, and that it will be Roman who wins the title at WrestleMania. Despite these haunting visions, Matt prepares for his match at the Rumble by beating Finn Bálor or someone else credible cleanly on Raw.

For the contract signing on the go home Raw, Matt is accompanied to the ring by his not-yet Woken brother Jeff, who's obviously rooting for his brother to succeed, and V1, his trusted drone comrade. Paul Heyman and Bork come out, and Paul mocks the drone for heel heat and the audience for supporting someone who's clearly insane. In spite of the seal's yammering, the signing goes off mostly without a hitch, although there should be two staredowns: the first between Lesnar and Matt, and the second between Lesnar and Jeff, in case there are plans to give Jeff one last singles title push later. Personally, I think a Roman vs. Jeff feud after WrestleMania could be awesome and do big business for SummerSlam, brother.

At the Rumble itself, I want a fleet of V1s accompanying Matt to the ring for a grand entrance. Sure, that's expensive, logistically difficult and extremely unlikely to happen, but it would be a lot of fun and WWE can offset the costs by selling V1 drones and all of the Woken Matt merch that's going to be sold as a result of this storyline. Matt is unlikely to land a big singles match at WrestleMania anyway, so think of this as his moment to shine on the big stage. Bork comes out and does his usual thing. Maybe give him some damn pyrotechnics this time.

For the match itself, I would book it exactly like Goldberg vs. DDP from Halloween Havoc 1998. The similarities between the Twist of Fate and Diamond Cutter and the Jackhammer and F5 are too obvious for me to ignore. For the finish, Matt falls out of the F5 during the spin and lands on his feet right into a Twist of Fate (what a perfect name for the move given this storyline), but is much too beaten up and fatigued to get the cover in time. There's the painstaking crawl over to Lesnar and the kick out at 2.999999, then Lesnar regains control and hits the F5 to win.

The bad guy wins, but that's just what the Fates had in store for our Woken hero. He comes out looking like a million bucks anyway, and the character that got him so over in TNA that it made fucking IMPACT must-see television gets the spotlight it deserves.

Ahh love it Maggle.


 No.88753

File: 4e20da41dc32ae1⋯.gif (1.74 MB, 371x209, 371:209, Do you smell what the brok….gif)

>>88749

I love this but there is one big problem: Lesnar

That lazy fuck ruined dean chance andnearly killed the Undertaker. what do you think? Would he let Matt play and win? Heyman maybe, but Lesnar? Maybe if Vince birbe him with a truck load of money.

I think BROKEN Matt has more chance to build a third party stable from outcasts against the Shield and the Club than make Lesnar work for him.


 No.88756

File: 50f9c97c285df65⋯.jpg (76.24 KB, 940x545, 188:109, wacky ambrose vs someone w….jpg)

>>88753

I actually thought of this. Lesnar doesn't have to work hard at all for this title match. There's one interview, one in-ring segment while Heyman talks for him, and a fairly short (again, think DDP vs. Goldberg) title match at the Rumble.

Then he gets a nice payday, a BREAK and then the feud with Ramen starts.


 No.88764

>>88753

In Hardy shoots they talk about how much Lesnar loves them for helping him out and putting him over when he first came from OVW. I think Lesnar would be more than happy to work with both the guys that helped make him early in his career, while also being the most over gimmick at present.


 No.88767

>>88749

Too bad you don't have

FIVE YEARS OF EXPERIENCE

Otherwise, WWE booking could be made great again.


 No.88768

>WWE has announced that the Kane vs. Braun Strowman match on WWE RAW tonight will now be a #1 Contender Match with the winner facing WWE Universal Champion Brock Lesnar at the WWE Royal Rumble in January


 No.88771

File: 69084ab3c994752⋯.gif (844.62 KB, 460x259, 460:259, Pat.gif)

>>88768

I wonder how the Road to Wrestlemania will play out.


 No.88772

>>88771

Lots of Reigns, Lesnar and Cena, a fair amount of Jinder, Kane and Sheamus (if his reported injury is serious), and essentially zero Matt Hardy.


 No.88774

>>88771

Better question, what part timers are stealing the thunder this year? Angle and HHH are confirmed.


 No.88775

File: 28997efd6d8198d⋯.gif (308.38 KB, 300x169, 300:169, 1390620007013.gif)

>>88768

>possibility of Kane vs Lesnar for a world title in 2018


 No.88777

>>88774

Lesnar vs Roman is certain. Angle and HHH are going to have a shit match. Big Match John will probably get a main event match since he was in the midcard last year. They might even bring Dwayne back to be Roman's manager.


 No.88919

>>88717

This is a whole playlist of the #BROKEN saga. Might help.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w85fjwdh_T0&list=PLJk6-pCLALb3u9-5QewK4gbWV8fKkOoVj


 No.88980

>>88749

I'm sure whatever it is they're doing with Kane and Strowman will be just as good.

:'(




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