No.87940
WWE Raw preview, Dec. 4, 2017: Can Rollins & Ambrose reclaim the Raw Tag Team Titles?
Live on Raw in Los Angeles’ STAPLES Center, Seth Rollins & Dean Ambrose challenge Cesaro & Sheamus for the Raw Tag Team Championship. Can the Shield brothers clear The Bar? shieldwinslol
>Rollins & Ambrose aim to become two-time Raw Tag Team Champions
Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins have each earned singles victories over Cesaro & Sheamus — the team that captured the Shield brothers’ Raw Tag Team Titles earlier this month — and now they’ll get their rematch against The Bar live on Raw, emanating from Los Angeles’ STAPLES Center.
With Roman Reigns now holding the Intercontinental Title, a victory for the brothers-in-arms would put championship gold around all three Hounds of Justice’s waists. Can The Lunatic Fringe and The Kingslayer conquer The Celtic Warrior and The Swiss Cyborg?
>tfw the bar loses all relevance as soon as Miz leaves because creative made them replace the miztourage
>Cruiserweights collide in pursuit of championship glory
This past Monday night, Rich Swann defeated Akira Tozawa, Ariya Daivari and Noam Dar in a Fatal 4-Way Match to advance to a Dec. 11 Raw bout that will determine the next challenger to WWE Cruiserweight Champion Enzo Amore. Swann’s opponent in that match will be decided on the forthcoming edition of Raw, where a second Fatal 4-Way Match will feature Cedric Alexander, Mustafa Ali, Drew Gulak and Tony Nese.
Who will go on to challenge Swann for the right to battle The Certified G for his “boo”? We’ll find out on Raw. Wasn't this FFW supposed to be on 205 instead?
>Will Roman Reigns get payback against Samoa Joe?
Roman Reigns was triumphant in his first Intercontinental Championship defense — making Elias sing the blues — but the celebration didn’t last long. As The Big Dog made his way up the entrance ramp, the rampaging Samoa Joe attacked Reigns and locked him in the Coquina Clutch, sending a sickening message to the fighting champion.
Joe has officially entered Reigns’ yard, and he’s looking for a fight. Now that their tumultuous rivalry has reignited, how will Reigns repay The Samoan Submission Specialist?
jumppunch and football tackle out of the cochina clutch
<Sasha Banks battles Paige one-on-one
After Absolution used a divide-and-conquer strategy this past Monday night to lay out booley and Mickie James in the locker room area, Paige, Mandy Rose and Sonya Deville targeted Sasha Banks in a brutal three-on-one assault in the ring after the four-time Raw Women’s Champion refused to join their ranks.
Monday night on Raw, The Boss has an opportunity for retribution when she faces Paige, the nefarious mastermind behind Absolution, in singles action. The news BROKE earlier today via WWE’s official Twitter account.
@WWE
BREAKING: #TheBoss @SashaBanksWWE will go one-on-one with #Absolution’s @RealPaigeWWE THIS MONDAY on @WWE #RAW!
10:00 AM - Dec 2, 2017
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With the rest of Absolution undoubtedly lurking at ringside, can Sasha humble the raven-haired renegade? Find out Monday on Raw, beginning at 8/7 C on USA Network!
>giving botcha banks a push
>How will Kane and Braun Strowman settle the score?
THROAT SHOT
Much like a monster in a horror flick, Braun Strowman just won’t stay down. One week after the just-as-formidable Kane injured The Monster Among Men’s throat with the aid of a steel chair and the ring steps, Strowman returned the favor with a windpipe-crushing assault on The Big Red Machine.
Clearly, these behemoths have unfinished business. Will they collide once again when the red brand heads to Los Angeles?
Don’t miss Monday Night Raw at 8/7 C on USA Network!
No.87943
>Still doing the bar vs the shield
>Not even the shield anymore because wwe forgot about it
Isn't it amazing how the wwe completely botched the shield reunion?
>giving botcha banks a push
No they're pushing alberto's cum rag instead.
No.87945
>tfw Paige is so disgusting she makes Sasha look hot
No.87950
>>87943
>forgot
Nah, they're just a stable instead of a team now. :^)
No.87951
>come back to /woo/
>paige still exists
No.87952
>welcome back to monday night raw live in [state name]
>its the 'empress' asska going to take on another local competitor
>who will she squash next tune in after the commercial BREAK
>where back after the commercial BREAK and 7 minutes of asska entrance
>here comes the local competitor
>this plays https://youtu.be/AFKCwEdlAOo?t=56s
>OHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYY
>THATS MINOR SAKE!
>"kale knee near ayy"
>REAR SAKED CHOKE/BOTCH PILEDRIVER
>Its gonna be Arsekuck vs Mintage Sushi at the Royal Rumble!
No.87953
>>87952
>inb4 it's Asska vs Dana again, and Dana gets future endeavor'd before the show ends
No.87955
>>87952
yeah she likes that stuff
No.87959
>>87952
Suzuki didnt really attack that guy so I like to imagine that wasnt planned and suzuki just scared the shit out of him for real.
No.87960
>>87948
I wanna fuck that horse
No.87961
Raw can still be good, anons. All you have to do is bolieve.
No.87962
>>87961
Daily reminder that Bo doesn't need his loser crossdressing brother
No.87963
BROKEN matt hardy tonight boys
For real this time
No.87966
>>87955
Mixed Match Challenge™️
>>87959
I would be in the fetal position too if Suz came at me laughing like that. Guy's lucky he didnt get the pancrase kneebar as well.
>>87963
DELIGHTFUL YYYEAASSSSS
No.87968
>She will never sit on your face and jerk you off
why live
No.87969
No.87970
>>87968
Who the fuck blonde is that?
No.87971
>>87970
the real leader of Absolution
No.87972
>>87971
Why does this nameless blonde have man hips?
No.87973
45 MINUTES TO GO GET HYPE
No.87974
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Taima playing vid related
>Chat full of Act white knights
Pathetic
No.87975
>>87974
>taima is run by dudeweedlmaochanfags
>acting surprised they're cancer
No.87977
>>87975
>acting surprised
Your actions have actualized an actively funny joke.
No.87978
>>87972
>Being a part of the gay community
No.87981
No.87984
>It's roman plays around in the midcard to fill time until his next mania main event season
No.87985
>massive boos for JJ
>Dunn didn't mute it fast enough
No.87987
Jason actually gets more boos than roman, that's impressive.
No.87988
>Holding the title like a sack of potatoes
No.87989
>Jordan v Roman feud beginning
>Jordan starts shitting on roman's pushes
HEEL TURN CONFIRMED
No.87990
Ramen get a few cheers, two first name guy gets none.
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No.87994
why is a champion issuing the challenge
No.87995
No.87996
Jason jorden is rockey maivia only worse
No.87997
No.87998
>They're both literally stepping on the IC Title
It's over /wooo/, retire it.
No.87999
No.88000
>RIGHT NOW, LIVE
<commercial time
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No.88003
>>87998
One of the only titles left that still looks like a title and not a corporate advertisement.
No.88005
Top two Men's, top two Women's.. we got W's all up in this mofo.
No.88006
>Bookering out intensifies
No.88007
>>88003
>tfw the womens titles look better than the mens titles
No.88008
BY HOOK OR BY CROOK
Booker would know.
No.88009
>Sometimes you gotta
<Jodran yells
>SHUT UP!
Holy Shit, Booker!
No.88010
>>88003
Which makes it hurt even more
No.88011
>>88009
Did anyone catch that?
No.88013
is the emo whore on RAM with her posse
No.88014
>Roman's looking good
<Crowd boos both guys
No.88015
Licks a freshly busted load off the women's title.
GET HER BACK IN THERE DAMMIT
No.88017
>>88016
He's takin' a shit.
No.88018
>>88016
>Manspreading
I'm literally shaking right now.
No.88020
I can't tell if Booker hating Jordan is just an act or he actually hates Jordan.
No.88021
who wants to walk… WITH ELIAS
No.88022
>>88019
We know that man-whore JBL would be saying Vince shouts in his earpiece dammit
No.88023
No.88024
>3 commercial BREAKs for one match
No.88025
First match is always a delivery vehicle for 18 commercials on two different BREAKs.
No.88026
>Dunn purposely raises the volume to hype Jordan
<Crowd and Booker still hate him
No.88027
>MONDAY NIGHTS ADS MAGGLE
No.88028
>>88024
right, NOW I remember why raw is undwatchable.
No.88029
JJ is still currently "threatening" Ramen's title reign…
No.88030
When the fuck has Reigns used the single leg crab?
No.88031
The need to start a new nation of domination with Jordan as the mulatto.
No.88032
Jason "leg BROKEN" jordan
No.88033
The crowd is flipping and booing Ramen lol
No.88034
Matt Hardy vs Roman Reigns
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No.88036
>>88032
Does several suplexes that requires the full usage of both knees. awesome selling
No.88038
Total face move, beating up the guy that just saved you from the coquina clutch.
No.88039
No.88040
JJ yelling is gay. He comes off as a petulant child
No.88041
No.88042
Has Paige fucked any niggers or licked cum off any titles lately…
No.88043
That paige pic is probably 3 years old.
No.88044
>Paige vs Sasha Banks
Sounds like a boring fight
No.88045
Shit beginning, bad match, shit ending. They try to make you like Ramen, but in the end Joe is the one getting pops from the fans as the fucking heel.
Since they're in CA, I'm going to assume Booley comes in to help Botcha Banks tonight with her popularity dying.
No.88046
Oh right, I forgot it was christmas season.
No.88048
>>88045
>fake news
Roman's been getting pops since rejoining the Shield.
No.88049
No.88050
>>88048
You didn't see the fans give Ramen the middle finger, and thumbs down during the match, huh?
No.88051
>they're actually putting Jason in two matches tonight
If this doesn't end with Jordan going heel…
No.88052
>>88050
THAT NEVER HAPPENED
No.88053
No.88054
If you're gonna get a throat tattoo at least get a sharp precise one. It looks like Xerox machine took a dump on Corey Graves' neck.
No.88055
>that editing before Alexa gets BTFO
No.88056
Another fight of Cesaro and Sheamus vs Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins
No.88057
>I erased the word "Diva" from the WWE dictionary so progressive
<fucks everyone in the locker room and attacks Del Rio
No.88058
>>88056
Shield's going over hh
No.88059
The Ho Train is making a comeback!
No.88060
No.88062
Paige erase the word Diva, they exist a program named total divas
No.88063
>I miss burying people with my fiance
Nikki Bella
No.88064
No.88065
>this hyndai commercial
>both vehicles look gay as fuck
>the "manlier" vehicle off roading gets musical remix that only the pussiest of faggots could possibly think is "hard"
Fuck this shit.
No.88066
>>88062
Also she was away getting del rio'd when they changed the divas title into the womans title
No.88067
>>88061
>>88064
>and she didn't come alone
No.88068
>Alexa's just sitting instead of fighting again
No wonder she's getting fat.
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No.88071
No.88072
>Botcha looks absolutely unhappy with this stint
<Booley looks even more miserable, and doesn't even recognize the fans
LOL
No.88073
Paige has had so much rocker and beaner cum blasted in her she's completely insane.
No.88074
Let super-negro speak. He's the only one who can accurately judge the half-breed.
No.88075
>>88072
Red Queen heel booley SOON
No.88076
Does Absolution mean all the abortions they get.
No.88077
Is Paige wrestling with a buttplug inside her
No.88078
>tfw you have to have you face up close to Paige's rancid snatch for an 8 minute match
No.88079
>>88077
>Is Paige wrestling with a buttplug inside her
those dubs think so
No.88080
AND THE CROWD GOES…
…Mild.
No.88081
Is Paige that repulsive or is Sasha looking real cute tonight
No.88082
>Corey is a total Alexa mark
kek
No.88084
>>88081
lookin' real mulatto
No.88085
>>88081
That's disgusting…
No.88086
No.88087
Brutal tumble there. Think I saw a tit.
No.88088
Crowd is already getting restless
No.88089
>>88088
>Will paige be the wrestler to finally cause a riott in the crowd destroying dunn.
<Checked
No.88090
>>88081
I don't care what race she is I would fuck her silly unless she starts spewing sjw shit. then I will be flaccid
No.88091
>>88088
they're not down wit da REVOLUTION
No.88092
>>88081
What's the thing, 3's hang around 3's and 4's so they look like 8's?
No.88093
>accidentally click the cancer link while trying to click update
>/mlp/ floods that board
at least it's where they belong
No.88095
No.88096
Even Mickie looks pissed with this shitty match.
No.88097
>botched powerbomb lands botcha on her neck
No.88098
No.88099
It's the Botch Match of the Year contender for sure
No.88100
>booley immediately gets blown the fuck out as soon as the "managers" start fighting
No.88101
>One hour and ten minutes
>Still in the second match
Is this njpw?
No.88103
No.88104
Why is my girl booley looking so sad
>tfw not there to hug her
No.88105
>Paige's finisher is falling backwards while holding the person in front of her
wymyn's wrestling
No.88106
Not a clean win cuz "distraction".
No.88107
>>88104
Motherfuckin BO putting filters on everything
No.88108
>>88105
You just described a ddt you dork.
No.88109
When you know shit's about to get real…
No.88110
No.88112
I prefer see gay community porn what see this shitty match
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No.88117
We need webms of the throatshot tobully cringefag with.
No.88119
>>88112
Khali stop shitposting and go ice down those bad knees
No.88120
>one of that chrisleyfag's kids is a mutt
CUCKED
No.88121
Guy who looks like Damien Sandow gets over the exact same way. What're the odds.
No.88124
>>88121
Elias looks like a lot of people. Some even say like Seth Rollins, Randy Savage, Eli Drake.
No.88125
Now who wants to walk….. WITH ELIAS!
No.88126
No.88128
>>88126
Go like a better wrestler, Booleyfag
No.88130
>machinegunkelly is an eminem-type
>he has to wrap his beer in towels to keep it PG friendly
No.88131
>>88126
>this mad
>not about asuka
No.88132
>>88128
>He mad
<THAT TIMESTAMP booley BTFO
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No.88135
>>88132
He must have been crying seeing Booley get btfo by Sonya tonight.
No.88136
Kane is going to open up a can of responsible libertarian style government on Brawn's ass.
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No.88138
>>88128
Every wrestler I like you fags shit on.
Bæley is the cutest girl on RAW, so I won't stop liking her.
No.88139
I swear, the editing in this promo was done specifically to trigger cringefag.
No.88141
>>88138
Cry more, fag. Not our fault you have shit tastes in wrestlers and women.
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No.88144
Nia fats and Enzo love angle?
No.88146
We've had almost one hours worth of recaps in a few hours.
<Loserweights get booed
<Dunn mutes the boos
LOL
No.88147
Enzo is a alpha chad male
No.88148
No.88149
Anyone else's throat feel odd?
No.88152
>Jobber entrances for all of them
No.88153
Why does the arab have a Molon Labe logo on his pants?
No.88154
Enzo fuck Booley every night
No.88155
>hit by suicide dive
>kicks out before 1
They're really trying to kill the effectiveness of that move.
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No.88157
>>88154
If this is true, I hope it triggers Booleyfag
>>88151
Lol, you're a fag
No.88158
>>88155
EVERYBODY does it. I get sick watching it.
No.88159
>THEY'RE ON THEIR FEET IN LA
<everybody's sitting
No.88160
>>88154
He's dating Liv Morgan I bolieve.
No.88161
>>88154
Enzo cheated on Liv
No.88162
>>88160
They used to date each other. She's dating someone else.
No.88163
>team/friendship BREAKdown canceled as soon as a double kick spot is needed
No.88164
It almost sounds like they commentary team are trying to get you to watch 205 live.
No.88165
>entire night's show is 10000 "kick out half a second before the 3" spots
No.88166
Am I supposed to care about 205 or the Cwc Division let alone like the Cruiserweight? They tried to add so many different wrestlers like Nia and Sin Cara, but every Cwc match is a boring shit fest. None of the remaining guya are really likable or memorable, yet TJ Perkins and Gallagher are still unlikable, faggots.
No.88167
I don't understand, who got hurt the most off that ?
No.88168
>>88166
But muh indie flipping, maggle.
No.88169
>that fucking botch at the end
>jew gulak clearly missed the guy
>the guy Enzo's his roll out of the ring
No.88170
>>88166
I miss the Keikaku Autist
No.88171
No.88172
>Sheamus and Alexa
MAKE IT HAPPEN
No.88173
LANA MUST HAVE RUSEV BABIES FOR RUSEV DAY
No.88174
No.88175
FUCK YOU CORPORATIONS STOP TRYING TO CAPITALIZE ON THE 80S REVIVAL
No.88177
No.88178
>inb4 it's Jason Jordan running out with a cart of vegetables again
No.88179
>>88177
I'M READY TO WALK WITH ELIAS
No.88180
Elias is the real big dog brother HH
No.88181
No.88182
The best moment of the day
No.88183
No.88186
>Elias is gonna get squashed
No.88187
No.88188
Somewhere Jeff Jarrett just came buckets
No.88189
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No.88191
No.88192
>I delight in pain, I delight in WHOOORE
No.88193
No.88194
Should have an inferno match at some point
No.88195
>>88192
>I delight in Paige
No.88196
>>88194
That's not PG brother HH
No.88197
>>88194
That's too expensive
No.88198
>>88196
No pyro so LED flames will do
No.88199
>set up stairs for a cool spot
>never do it
No.88201
>>88194
>inferno match
>Woox debuts
No.88202
>Ramen boos
<Seth and Dean get pops
No.88203
>>88199
whoever made this gif, thanks for the keks
No.88204
No.88205
>after that horrendous 5 second squash match last week, asska gets to waste time again when a main event and a title match still need to happen
>chances of BROKEN Matt or Bo appearing in the remaining time: 0
>all because both of the starting matches had to be an hour long
No.88206
Are they seriously trying the "guilt trip" method of advertising soda at mcdonalds? Are you fuckign kidding me with this shit?
No.88207
No.88208
I want to have sex whit asuka
No.88209
I guess Asuka for some reason isn't part of the feud with the whore squad.
No.88210
TIME FOR ALICIA REEEEEES TO GET BURIED BY ACYKA
No.88212
RIP Foxxy
type F for Alicia Fox
No.88213
Alicia sttealing Kairi's himmick
No.88214
>>88211
Go home John, your Punk.
No.88215
>Fox is already given a better chance and better match than Dana or Emma were allowed
No.88216
No.88217
No.88219
>>88209
Oh well. Paige is such a disgusting cum dumpster I don't want to watch her even if Asuka is involved.
No.88220
JUST end this segment already.
No.88221
No.88222
No.88223
No.88224
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Not having this as their theme
No.88225
>a Finn Balor match
WHAT THE FUCK THERE'S SAMOA JOE VS JORSAN JADON AND SHIELD VS BAR AND THERE'S 40 MINUTES LEFT WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Also
>NXT is going to be on USA this week
No.88227
> Tribute To The Troops
> One time PPV event is now a shitty pretaped one hour show on cable
> how is this a tribute anymore.jpg
No.88228
>>88224
It's a shitty song.
No.88229
No.88230
>>88225
>Ad for psych the movie on RAW time
No.88231
>>88229
What is it with people and shit taste in women, wrestlers, and music tonight?
No.88232
Hey Charlottefag, are you going to watch the Psych movie now?
No.88233
No.88234
>LAX
ORGULLOSAMENTE LATINO HASTA LA MUERTE Y DESPUES
No.88237
>>88232
It might get shown on Taima, so maybe.
>tfw Charlotte looks more like a goddess than the midget
No.88238
Did they try to edit her mole with cgi?! Seriously?
No.88239
No.88241
>Bo gets to wrestle for once
<he's coming out to Miz's theme instead of his own
No.88242
>Bo Dallas entering with The Miz's entrance
Are you fucking kidding me
No.88243
No.88246
No.88247
Does Bo have the NJPW logo on his outfit
No.88248
<I have a scar above my eye thanks to Bo
>Thank you, Bo
No.88249
Thank you for scarring Corey Graves, Bo Dallas
No.88251
>tfw BROKEN matt will probably just be a 1 minute tease segment
No.88252
No.88253
>BROKEN matt will be teased for months
No.88255
>Matt Hardy AWAKENING Next
>Take a look back
It's going to be another recap, fuck this if that happens.
No.88256
>it's just going to be a recap
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No.88262
>broadcast debut of NXT
THEY'RE BRINGING NXT TO REGULAR WEEKLY TELEVISION
No.88263
BROKEN Matt? Ahh nozzir, bolieve in the Shield instead
No.88264
THE MAKEOVER FROM MATT TO MATTALINA IS COMING SOON
No.88265
This week has been nothing, but recaps.
>>88262
Ratings and Network sales must be that bad if NXT is going to be on Tv.
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No.88268
that was fucking comedy gold I'm on the BROKEN train now
No.88269
BURN IT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN
returns!
No.88270
>Matt is finally #WOKEN
DELIGHTFUL
No.88271
Why are they advertising March's Fastlane PPV this early?
No.88272
>Seth "It's alright to be white" Rollins
No.88273
>>88271
I miss over the limit
No.88274
https://twitter.com/SamoaJoe/status/937884754371682304
No.88276
>Braun v Kane finally for the first time ever have a match in the ring
<j-just ignore the shitty 3 minute match that ended with a ring collapse spot that doesn't count
No.88277
>>88274
> using Twitter
> ever
No.88278
Is this the first time The Bar has actually had titantron graphics for the team instead of just 5 seconds of Cesaro and the rest of the time being Sheamus's video?
No.88279
Anyone got a shot of Roman watching the monitor?
No.88280
>>88277
>Not using twitter
No.88282
No.88284
>>88278
No, they've had that for a while now
No.88285
>>88284
Are you Mandela Effecting me?
No.88286
>>88285
They've had for months bro
No.88287
>>88283
now replace the screen with a still from Paiges porn video
No.88288
>>88286
No they haven't, stop gaslighting.
No.88289
No.88290
>already past 9
>Joe v Jadon Jorsan confirmed not happening
No.88291
REARRANGING THE F- THE EXPRESSION ON AMBROSE
No.88293
>>88292
I can see brad maddoxs balls, have some decency
No.88294
>ending the show on a crowd killer
FIVE
No.88295
>>88293
You specifically asked for this
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No.88299
WHAT WAS EVEN THE FUCKING POINT
No.88300
No.88302
Matt is finally #WOKEN and that is all that mattered tonight.
No.88303
>>88302
this.
>Never thought bray would be part of the highlight of the night.
No.88304
Christ, that "happy" show looks even fucking dumber after that 5 minute promo.
Still wasn't as bad as the ending of tonight's show
No.88305
bretty gud RAM 3.5/5
WOKEN Matt was hilarious, Bo having screen time was cool and I always enjoy seeing Asska.
Those long matches at the beginning tho…Fuck you Vince.
No.88320
>BROKEN matt actually happens
>He's put in a feud with the eater of pins, the guy that's purgatory for people with nothing else to do
>It's actually really good
No.88322
>>88320
Long-term Booking maggle!