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SmackDown LIVE preview, Nov. 28, 2017: Randy Orton looks for payback against Kevin Owens
After Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn interfered to cost Randy Orton and Team SmackDown the battle for brand supremacy at Survivor Series, The Viper was sent home from Houston to prevent him from unleashing his fury on the two. This week, there will be no hiding from the seething Apex Predator for Owens, as the two will meet in one-on-one competition. What will happen when Orton gets his hands on Owens? Find out tonight on SmackDown LIVE at 8/7 C on USA Network!
>Randy Orton battles Kevin Owens
The SmackDown LIVE Superstars were left fuming after Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn meddled in the Men’s Traditional Survivor Series Match to contribute to Team Blue’s loss to Raw in the battle for brand supremacy at Survivor Series. Randy Orton was so angry, SmackDown LIVE General Manager Daniel Bryan had to send him home to prevent The Viper from taking matters into his own hands.
After revealing that he would not be firing Owens and Zayn, Bryan also gave KO a preview of what lied ahead for him: a one-on-one battle with The Apex Predator. What will happen when Orton has Owens to himself inside the squared circle?
>AJ Styles faces The Singh Brothers in a Handicap Match
Despite being two days removed from a grueling battle with Universal Champion Brock Lesnar, WWE Champion AJ Styles boldly called out Jinder Mahal last Tuesday for The Modern Day Maharaja’s WWE Championship rematch. However, Mahal had no interest in competing that night because he's a coward heel street shitter, instead declaring that the rematch would take place on his terms at WWE Clash of Champions on Sunday, Dec. 17.
As soon as Mahal made the blockbuster announcement, The Singh Brothers blindsided The Phenomenal One, though Styles soon overwhelmed Samir and Sunil and stared Mahal down as he planted Samir into the canvas with the Styles Clash. After the attack, it was announced that Styles will face The Singhs in a Waste Of Time Match on tonight’s edition of SmackDown LIVE. Will Styles dominate Mahal’s cohorts once again?
>The New Day square off with Shelton Benjamin & Chad Gable
Shelton Benjamin & Chad Gable have been quite the confident tandem ever since they earned the right to challenge SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Usos, then defeated the champions in a title match, albeit by countout.
The mat-wrestling masters bolieve they should get another crack at Jimmy & Jey’s titles, which doesn’t sit well with four-time Tag Team Champions The New Day because fuck letting any tag team in the brand other than the two same teams over and over do anything. The two teams have been going back and forth on social media, leading to a tag team showdown being made for SmackDown LIVE. Who will emerge victorious?
>inb4 new gay again
<The Fashion Files returns with a question: “Do you want to play a game?”
When we last saw The Fashion Files, stranger(er) things were afoot for Tyler Breeze, Fandango and their best pals, The Ascension. But their investigation got turned upside down when the lights went out at the precinct. When power returned, The Fashion Police’s office was in shreds as a video showing a mysterious masked figure made an enigmatic statement: “Let the games begin.”
What does that shadowy declaration mean for Breezango and their best friends? Find out in an all-new Fashion Files, tonight on SmackDown LIVE at 8/7 C on USA Network!
No.87508
>>87507
You're eating dinner at 1:30AM EST? I didn't realize a non-American was the driving force behind these summary threads. Much respect m80.
No.87511
>Liv debut on SDL even though Caramel fills the ghetto gimmick
>Not debuting on RAW instead of Sonya Deville to feud with Alexa to see who has best pig
welp at least we have #SDLiv
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>What will happen when Orton has Owens to himself inside the squared circle?
duuhhuh i dunno. Sami Zayn runs in to cause a DQ?
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>>87511
Maybe Liv and Carmella will form the female Enzo & Cass, or at least a team of NYC girls.
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>>87511
But muh template stables.
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>>87513
that might be a good idea after they BREAK up this three-way shitshow, but women barely have tags/stables
>>87514
smh ruby should have got two mma divas and paige should have got two blonde divas this is terrible
No.87518
Ruby is so fucking cute
>tfw she will never date you
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>>87518
She looks like Brian Peppers mixed with Beetle Juice
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>>87518
I'm sure you have a shot. Slide into those DMs.
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>>87518
She's the ugliest diva in the WWE. Everybody has a shot.
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>>87508
11:30PM actually, mountain time
I just have a really bad schedule because I' out of work
>>87511
>the feud would later culminate in Alexa joining the Wyatt family
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>>87525
>>87522
Don't play with me like that lads
No.87539
>entire locker room of talent that could be pulled out
>pick two jobbers that play manager roles for a guy that hasn't been on TV for over a month because he's too busy eating curry and shitting in the streets to face AJ instead
FIVE YEARS OF EXPERIENCE
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>>87539
It's almost like the handicap match is part of the buildup to AJ vs. Jinder at Clash Of Champions
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>>87540
>handicap match
>versus two jobbers whose matches previously have always been about the same as the asska vs Dana match last night
>when even when Randy was forced to job out to the modern day poo, pooman had to come out and wrestle
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>>87537
Fuck off Fuhrer, Ruby isnt Jewish.
But I do know someone who is.
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>>87544
https://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=kaufman
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>>87545
I'm not alexafag, and (((Ruby Riot))) is still a jew
No.87552
>take something for lung health that requires taking deep breaths
>find myself autistically doing the Golddust breathing motion once
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>>87546
Sure thing pal, keep cheering on the Merchant of WWE
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>>87556
Was this the last time the RAW theme was an original creation instead of wasting money that's totally so short in the company on licensing deals?
No.87559
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Is tonight the night Big E remembers 3 ain't enough, mane?
No.87560
Will the show actually be good tonight?
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>>87561
wtf is up with the side of her nose
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>>87565
Three nostrils, maggle.
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>>87565
I wanna kiss and boop that nose
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>>87565
Is she balding or what?
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>>87568
>it's a tranny jew
No.87571
WRESTLING NIGHT PART 2 MOTHAFUCKAAAASSSS
GET HYPE!!!
No.87572
Stop bullying Ruby you wretched human beings
No.87573
SHANE IS THE REAL STAR OF THE SHOW
No.87574
>that fucking Orton theme over Kevin's fears
No.87575
Smackdown is the eternal B show but their promo editor, especially when KO is involved, is god-tier.
No.87576
How many weeks in a row has Shane opened the show
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>>87514
Both stables are just palette swaps of the other.
>>87518
Feels good, anon
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>>87518
Shoot your shot, my nigga. Worst she can say is no. Guess fucking what, however long you don't ask you're getting the answer no by default anyway.
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No.87580
DANIEL BRYAN, YERRRRRRRRRR FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED
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>>87576
He's a McMahon, maggle.
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>>87567
>Spoiler that shi…
<You did
There is only one option left for this Tranny heresy
DELETE DELETE DELETE
No.87583
>brass ring
He's exposing the BUSINESS
No.87584
>That guy in the front row with a Hangman Page shirt
>Not wearing Chase Owens merch
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No.87586
>sami banned from ringside
oka-
>no dq
wat
No.87587
>first match is tag team squash match
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No.87589
>>87578
Daily reminder that it's not that easy
No.87590
>Nobody is watching the women's division
GIVE THEM ANOTHER FATAL 4-WAY
>sir, the audience doesn't like it, any interest a fatal 4-way can generate has been wasted. We've done it too much.
I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA
>w-what is it
PUT FOUR MORE OF THEM IN THE RING
>sir I don't think…
DO IT DAMMIT
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>>87589
>Daily reminder you can always ask her at temple
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>>87591
Snek is top babyface, burning down houses and whatnot.
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>>87589
It's as easy or as hard as you let it be. Stop caring so much and it gets really easy. She's a dumb bitch who's going to cling to you to provide her constant emotional and financial support. She needs you a whole helluva lot more than you need her.
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No.87598
>SD continues to be eternally the same two boring tag teams ad nauseum
>bring back Shelton Benjamin to massive fanfare just to bury him and continue burying Chad Gable
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>>87599
Honestly broad's are dumb, it's not hard go talk to girls.
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No.87602
>they're delaying the boring match for BB
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>>87601
FIVE YEARS OF WRITING EXPERIENCE MAGGLE
No.87605
>completely botch a line in your CIA malware listening device commercial
>leave it in
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>>87604
>His black sons
Holy fuck amazon is for cucks
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>>87606
He's on smackdown alright.
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>>87605
Honestly, the people dumb enough to buy this shit are probably dumb enough that it won't make a difference.
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No.87612
>job bros job again
>it's another "make guy/team look strong by putting on boring 5 second matches nobody cares about" episode
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No.87614
Feed cuts out. Again. I fucking hate Comcast.
Am I missing anything?
No.87615
They turn Mojo?
THAT'S who they decide to make a heel?
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>>87613
FIVE
YEARS
(((EXPERIENCE)))
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No.87619
I can't wait until Mojo comes out to Buttrock #3242332545 next week
No.87620
Prediction:
>THE BARON will be forced to job the title to HHH jr.
No.87623
Singh brother should rename themselves to Poo Cool
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No.87625
Jinders hair is fucking shit
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>>87624
Who's 'We', faggot?
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>>87625
>Jinders hair is the fucking shit
ftfy. Jinder's hair is luxurious as fuck.
No.87631
>Jinder looks like a stereotypical H1B office worker tonight
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>>87630
It looks nothing like that though, he's got a shitty jewfro mullet
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>>87632
Ok, admittedly he's looking a little rough tonight, but usually he's on point.
No.87636
Jinder looking like he just rolled outta bed
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>>87635
G…Guys, i'm starting to think the schnoz gives her character. I think I like Tranny now. Girl's got fire in her belly.
No.87638
>this dialog
F I V E Y E A R S
No.87639
WHATS ELSA JEAN DOING IN THE SMACKDOWN ZONE?!
No.87640
>>87637
>Tranny
Oh, you wordfilter faggots, that's just fucked up.
No.87641
>Sarah Logan sounds like Sandy the squirrel
No.87642
>>87640
>That's unfair to tranny's
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>>87643
3 aint enough mane
No.87647
>>87637
She's good, and isn't literally called merchant
No.87648
>>87645
And 6 is too much.
5
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No.87650
>black guys host the shill table
>immediately make a comparison to stealing
No.87652
Please sit on my face Natalya
No.87653
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.87654
What the fuck why did they add a second T to her name
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>>87654
All the extra testosterone in >her body.
No.87659
>>87654
not (((Tranny Jew)))t and the riotter's
>BREAKs my heart fam
<although thank god I rubbed one out before he ladies match because that bitch is hideous
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>>87659
Ooh, ooh, and her finisher would have to be The Riot Act.
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>>87660
Oh shit, wait, they just said Riot Squad, I didn't know the name was already canon.
No.87663
>>87659
So the wordfilter jumped from Tranny to Tranny Jew in a span of about 5 minutes?
No.87664
>all these shows in mexico
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>>87659
>>87660
>>87661
I think its safe to say we each have 5 years of writting experiance for a serial tv series.
>>87663
riot
Think its just two filters
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>>87665
Forgive my testing here for a second:
Tranny
riott
(((Tranny Jew)))
Tranny Rito
No.87668
>>87666
No thanks, Satan, I want it but I don't want it nearly *that* bad.
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>>87667
>>87665
>these filters
No.87672
>Southerner attacking black woman
No.87673
>make our entire roster look weak guys
No.87674
What the fuck? Did they just feed their top women to these newbies. Wew, they'd better fucking be worth it.
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>>87674
Spoilers They're not
No.87676
>randy with that fale tier hair
No.87677
>take this medication for lung cancer goy it'll only give you HIV and kill you
No.87678
Do I mark out for Heidi or Charlotte?
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No.87681
They're really not selling this fucking Happy show properly. To a certain segment of people, the name Grant Morrison carries fucking weight. And they're not even mentioning him.
Also, what the fuck even is this show about. Yeah, I know but I can only imagine what normies make of it.
No.87682
>halloween episode
>a month late
No.87683
>you've been making a mockery of the tag team division
>haven't had a match in months
How exactly?
No.87684
>>87682
>yfw the poisonous gas turns out to be Nattie relapsing to her farting angle.
No.87685
>tfw total divas is legit fun
No.87687
Time for KO to become BTFO.
No.87688
Kek, I wonder if Ascension knew this is what their run would be reduced to, this soon into it, whether or not they'd still sign on the dotted.
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>>87686
>didn't even just leave the key there
>heel turn out of nowhere
FUCK YOU BREEZANGO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>87681
>Patton "killed my wife" Oswald plays a gay cgi character that helps a washed up loser do something retarded
No.87692
>YES movement wins
>gets injured and retired right afterward
kek
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>>87691
Working with Grant Morrison on anything
>Nice to see he's stepping up his hypersigil technology nicely. Not really a patch on mememagic but for one man alternatives potent in its own way. Inb4 ragged robin and self insert
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>>87693
Not to get off on a tangent, but I hope it's weird and trippy as fuck. I want all those normies following Christopher Meloni to another cop show to get their minds fucked by memetic sigil magick.
No.87697
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ascension_(professional_wrestling)
No.87698
Is Kevin intentionally making Dunn work overtime censoring every few seconds?
No.87699
>>87697
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ascension_(professional_wrestling)
There'd better be a fucking entry on their deaths due to poisonous gas attack, anon.
No.87700
This is about the worst main event match to interrupt with a commercial BREAK and have no PiP window for.
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>>87697
>>87699
>On Tuesday, November 18th, The Ascension were executed via lethal gas in the WWE bathroom.
Instantly reverted.
4/10, very poorly worded. Didn't even change the "Years Active" in the side bar.
No.87702
>>87698
I hope so
this match is gonna be colourful.
No.87703
>>87701
>And not even a screenshot to show for it.
No.87704
>>87701
But it's the 28th you retard.
No.87705
>some literal fucking jew is sitting on the page and protecting it
No.87706
>>87704
>He thinks I wrote it
>>87703
You can just go into the previous edits and find it yourself. It was so poorly done it didn't warrant the effort.
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>>87705
>wrong date
>no year
Dats sum low quality shitposting right thurr.
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>>87712
All these years and you chose to play a shit tier creative team.
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>>87712
>being this upset boreton lost
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>>87719
>not liking top talent that's only been shit on after the Bray feud because smarkdown writing is shit
No.87723
>>87584
>front row with a Hangman Page shirt
/ourtyrone/
No.87724
>>87723
BY GAWD THAT'S GOTTA BE WWE LEGEND CAMACHO
No.87727
>>87723
Tyrone's lookin real jacked baby
No.87733
>Sami banned
>No dq
>Sami interferes
Wonder how much these people are paid to write this shit
No.87735
>>87733
>marking out over salaries
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>>87733
F I V E Y E A R S O F E X P E R I E N C E
No.87760
>bring up nxt "talent" led by (((Tranny Jew)))
>end up injuring your main talent
No.87784
>>87760
It's a work brother much love hh.