No.87095
WWE Raw preview, Nov. 27, 2017: Who will step up to Roman Reigns on Raw?
This past Monday night, Vince won in the end and Roman Reigns achieved an accolade that has eluded him throughout his career, capturing the Intercontinental Championship, getting massive pops and cheers, and becoming a Grand Slam Champion in the process. How will The Big Dog follow up that incredible accomplishment?
>Will Roman Reigns institute an open challenge for his Intercontinental Championship?
>Will Roman actually make the title relevant and defend it instead of being useless like Miz?
Despite the attempted intervention of Raw Tag Team Champions Cesaro & Sheamus (thwarted masterfully by Seth Rollins & Dean Ambrose), Roman Reigns Speared The Miz this past Monday night to claim the Intercontinental Title and become a Grand Slam Champion, having previously held the WWE Tag Team Titles, the U.S. Title and the WWE Title.
In a WWE.com interview after the win, The Big Dog hinted that an open challenge could be in the cards.
Roman Reigns✔
@WWERomanReigns
Wherever I am, consider it My Yard.
So if you want my title…
…all you have to do is step up. #Raw
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“Anybody can get it,” Reigns told Mike Rome. He later tweeted, “Wherever I am, consider it my yard. So, if you want my title, all you have to do is step up.”
Workhorse champions like John Cena (LOLno), Daniel Bryan and AJ Styles have instituted open challenges in the past, and it seems like Reigns is keeping that tradition alive.
>tradition
>can only name new PG era stars
If this is the case, who will “step up” to “The Guy” on Raw?
>Can Seth Rollins & Dean Ambrose reclaim the Raw Tag Team Titles?
Spoiler: Yes
Before Dean Ambrose put away Sheamus in singles combat on Monday night, he and Seth Rollins made it clear that they intend to recapture the Raw Tag Team Titles from The Celtic Warrior and Cesaro.
After thwarting their intervention during Roman Reigns’ Intercontinental Title opportunity against The Miz — a bout The Big Dog won — the Shield brothers seem primed to put some championship gold around their own waists.
When will The Hounds of Justice get their Raw Tag Team Championship rematch?
<Will Paige, Mandy Rose and Sonya Deville’s rampage continue?
The Raw Women’s division is officially on notice. During a Fatal 4-Way Match to determine Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss’ next challenger, Paige returned to WWE after more than a year, with NXT’s Mandy Rose and Sonya Deville in tow. The trio laid out booley, Sasha Banks, Mickie James and Alicia Fox in ruthless fashion, but they didn’t stop there. When Little Miss Bliss attempted to welcome Paige and her new allies to Team Red, Alexa suffered the same fate as her would-be challengers.
The entire WWE Universe is anxiously waiting to see what Paige, Mandy and Sonya will do next. Who will be their next target?
>men called up from NXT: buried immediately unless they're Haich's son or the wacky jap Nakamura
>women called up from NXT: bury all the established "talent"
>How will Braun Strowman attain retribution against Kane?
As Braun Strowman btfo'd Jason Jordan — a bout ordered by Raw Commissioner Stephanie McMahon — Kane emerged after a week’s absence week = normal time between RAM shows to ambush The Monster Among Men, crushing Strowman’s throat with the aid of a steel chair and the ring steps.
The behemoth refused medical attention after the attack, but he won’t refuse a chance at retribution against The Big Red Machine. What repercussions await Kane on Raw?
>Who can derail “The Zo Train”?
Despite “The Zo Train’s” defeat this past Monday night, plus Akira Tozawa’s win over Drew Gulak in a Street Fight that nobody watched and probably had less weapon usage than the "street fight" between Botcho Sucksmore and Big Guy 4U the next night on 205 Live, the allies of WWE Cruiserweight Champion Enzo Amore have reason to celebrate, standing tall over their enemies at the conclusion of Tuesday night’s broadcast.
With Gulak, Noam Dar, Ariya Daivari and Tony Nese by his side, The Certified G seems unstoppable. Is there anyone who can shut Amore’s mouth and take his title?
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No.87097
>Will Roman actually make the title relevant and defend it instead of being useless like Miz?
He sure did with the us title remember?
No.87099
>>87097
No, but it was probably better than "I never have to defend my title except when it's convenient to bury someone like Matt Hardy in a forgettable match before a PPV with no title stipulations where THE BARON beats the shit out of me"
No.87100
>>87095
>>87099
>Someone doesn't remember Roman literally dragging around the us title like a burden
No.87101
>>87100
It's okay, cucks cheer him now because muh shilled
No.87102
>>87100
Can't remember what you never saw.
No.87104
It's retarded how much they are pushing the women's division. Both brands simultaneously have a bunch of ugly whores show up and start beating up everybody? Sweet angle I guess except who gives a shit about women's wrestling honestly? It's ass and titties, that's it. That's all it's ever been and that's all it will ever be.
No.87105
>>87104
At least smackdown is still the eternal B show. RAW didn't get an ugly jew named (((Ruby Riot))).
No.87106
I'M HERE TO DE-DEGLARE… AT THE OPEN CHALLENGE
No.87107
Bo Wyatt and BROKEN Matt tonight
No.87110
Here's hoping Roman walks in displaying his title like a real champion who's proud of his accomplishment.
No.87111
Got my new shipment of infowars supplements today, yuge hype for tonight's show. please creative make it a good show
No.87112
>>87110
Nah bbygurl my samoan bloodline only lets me carry it like a cape #ahhyezzir
No.87115
>>87101
He's trying to do the "cool guy" jacket-over -shoulder shit isn't he?
No.87116
>>87115
He's trying to do the "generic videogame cover 2" pose.
No.87117
>yfw the Ace of new japan answers the open challenge
No.87118
>>87117
>yfw it's Curtis Hawkins
>yfw he wins
No.87119
>>87115
He's hiding the fat bulging out of his vest
No.87122
>>87120
Nakamura confirmed superior to everyone that stayed on NJPW.
No.87123
GUYS, GUYS, THIS IS BIG!
Vince searching for writer! This is our chance!
You can save wrestling boliver! You can finally push Bo! You can save the BROKEN gimmick! You can burry the big dog! It's your fucking time!
https://wwecorp.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/wwecorp/job/Stamford-CT–Headquarters/Writer_R0001081
No.87124
>>87105
That's true. God the sight of that bitch makes me want to vomit.
No.87127
>>87123
>>87125
I feel like we should apply collectively. Send in one 8/wooo/ resume and CV to the E for a laugh.
No.87128
>>87123
Looks like maggle did a good job.
No.87129
>>87123
>>87123
>push Bo
yeah, push him away from the horrible ideas you geeks come up with, Bo """Wyatt""" should never happen.
No.87130
>>87101
He's literally Bray's brother
No.87131
>Jason Jordan looks like the guy from Mafia 3
No.87132
>>87131
>black guy
>convoluted story about birth/upbringing
>shoved into everybody's face when/where no one wanted him to
It checks out.
No.87133
>>87129
He's Bray's brother you fucking nincompoop.
No.87134
>>87105
Ruby is still miles ahead of Paige, you faggot
No.87135
>>87134
Paige is a huge whore, but Ruby is absolutely revolting on a visceral level. The only purpose female wrestlers have is to be attractive and sexy. That's it. Ruby is ugly as fuck so she's fucking useless.
No.87136
Ruby should wear a mask tbh
No.87137
>>87135
>>87135
Some people find her attractive.
Like me
No.87138
WRESTLING NIGHT!!!
GET HYPE MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAASSSSS
No.87139
>>87135
Can she go in the ring? Because i'll give a butter a ton of leeway if she can fucking go.
the more I look at her, it's really only the jew schnoz holding her back. All in all, her features aren't that bad.
No.87140
>>87137
Let me guess, you also are a fan of Sharia Zayn and think his heel turn was brilliant and his promos are absolutely riveting.
No.87142
>>87123
Eh, I applied for this job years ago, never even heard from these fuckers. My guess is, unless you're a kike who's already got a foot in on TV or movies, you don't have a chance.
No.87143
>>87140
Nah, I'm a (((Ruby Riot))) mark brother HH
No.87144
>>87142
I'm living in slavland so i have zero chance. But if you are a burger then try it again! It will be fucking neat to know there is one of us to save this mess!
No.87145
Carusso is gonna age like a good bottle of red wine (not a waifu fag; just saying).
No.87147
>>87146
>Dat bridge
Every. Fucking. Time.
No.87148
>>87129
FUCK you.
>>87134
>false dichotomy
Who fucking cares?
>>87137
>fat hindifucker and semite shit up a gas station for no good reason
>you shit up a thread by liking an ugly jew
It's like poetry.
>>87142
Did you meet the requirements?
No.87149
>>87146
Your web show sucks.
No.87150
>>87148
They didn't really list any so far as I saw. Required a Bachelor's degree in a related field and an interest in the business. I have an English degree. Yeah, I know, if I could turn back time. I also have experience writing for an online site and a strong background in creative writing.
No.87151
>Clash of champions
>Champions dont clash
No.87152
>hasn't even started yet
>there's already a commercial for ((("smart" cleaning robots)))
>>87150
It says right there 5+ years in the TV industry.
No.87153
>>87152
Didn't say that when I applied. Eh, whatevs, I shot my shot, didn't get it, life goes on.
No.87154
>starts with another promo
>at least it's Kane vs Strowman
No.87155
>>87148
>3 of your replies are to me
Fuck you leatherman
No.87157
>tfw guaranteed Strowman victory
No.87158
>>87157
Kane is getting a universal title push.
No.87159
Is concernedanon here to be triggered by the throat shot replay?
No.87160
>>87152
Also, those TV guys have really been setting the WWE on fire with these hot booking decisions. Wonder how many years experience it took them to come up with the Abigail abomination.
No.87161
>everyone's cheering for Roman
No.87162
>>87158
A 2 day reign because he's going to be preoccupied with being a major in March.
No.87163
>Proudly carrying the IC title
>Not even having it around his waist
No.87164
>>87161
>No one cheers for Ramen
<Crowd is silent
<Dunn mutes the boos
The usual
No.87165
>most popular social media picture of all time for the WWE is Roman with the IC title
No.87166
No.87167
>Yessir
Hahaaa, he said the thing…
No.87168
PROUDLY CARRYING THE TITLE
No.87169
>you deserve it chant
These people deserve rape tbh
No.87170
>the shield beating up the miz happened after the show went off the air
No.87171
>I earned my opportunity
No you didn't
>more boos
Lol
No.87172
>>87171
THERE AREN'T ANY BOOS AND ROMAN EARNED IT
No.87173
No.87176
>Bo and Curtis immediately get buried so Elias can get a push instead
No.87177
I like Elias
BUT NOT OVER BO
No.87178
FUCK OFF ELIAS WE WANT BO
No.87179
>they dropped the "BURN IT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN"
No.87180
Roman still sounds like a dork.
No.87181
>Seamus is in Ireland
>Ambrose is on his honeymoon
THE BUSINESS!!!!!
No.87183
Dunn forgot to burn it down.
No.87184
>Getting rid of BURN IT DOWN
about time
No.87185
>>87182
So this is the "wonderwall" song that's talked about all the time. That's it? It's that shit fucking pop radio song? Fucking terrible. At least Bo gets to do something.
No.87186
>>87179
>Lose Nazi girlfriend when WWE realizes
>Lose Nazi finisher when WWE realizes
>Lose entrance chant when WWE realizes it's referring to black churches
Being Seth "If it ain't all white, it ain't alright" Rollins must be suffering.
No.87187
deck the halls with liquid poison
Remember to buy some coca cola, /wooo/.
No.87189
>>87186
>referring to black churches
No.87190
>Sheamus isn't here
>it's just Cesaro
>they're for some reason still doing the combo entrance and theme
No.87191
>>87185
Wonderwall is a meme because its apparently really easy to learn so entry level faggots play it to try to impress people.
No.87192
>>87190
At least we dont have to hear cesaro's theme.
No.87193
>>87186
>He still has pic related on his tron
No.87194
>>87177
Do you like it
>Yes
Do you love it
<BO
No.87195
>>87192
Except Cesaro's theme is that short intro before Sheamus's kicks in repeated.
No.87196
>>87193
I feel like we should start a deadpool for it.
No.87197
Was that a shoot rope drop?
No.87198
Just turned on tv, did anything happen in the first 20 minutes?
No.87199
>>87198
Pic related debuted
No.87200
>ad for the "psych" movie that's been shilled for over a year even though the show hasn't been relevant for half a decade
>it's so irrelevant before it's even released it's namedropping pokermon go-away
No.87201
What's with canada and these sober driving ads? It's way too much.
No.87202
>>87201
canadians genetically cannot drive (except dog sleds) so even a little liqour turns it into something like clown cars on ice.
No.87203
>>87201
>cucknadians are turning to slav-tier alcoholism with how badly their country is being destroyed by Castro jr and the rest of the government
No.87204
>>87201
Did you know, don't remember where but there's a country in Europe where they legalized drunk driving and drunk driving fatalities absolutely collapsed as a result. Because, you know, instead of being paranoid as fuck of getting pulled over by pigs, you can actually focus on driving your fucking car home.
No.87206
>>87205
>not drinking alcohol
>using childrens' games for memes
No.87207
>>87203
This, pretty much.
>>87204
That may work in an all white society but if they did this here in the US it would just result in millions of niggers and spics killing a fuck load of people and crashing into a shit ton of property nightly.
No.87208
>Cesaro is the man with the plan
No, that's Brian Kendrick.
No.87209
>>87206
>replying
<not bo posting
No.87210
>>87206
Alcohol is degenerate
No.87211
>tfw Cesaro goes for the shaved head look because otherwise he'd have Paul Heyman-like hair
>two commercials for one curtainjerker match
No.87212
>Everytime Cole says "'x match' continues live", they cut to commercial
>So the match doesn't actually continue live
No.87215
>>87210
Is that why beer was the staple drink of European society for hundreds and hundreds of years? You faggots who try and claim this shit are laughably idiotic.
No.87216
>>87214
>Explaining the joke
Thanks buckley.
No.87217
>>87214
>making Dolph's skin dark orange
No.87218
THESE FUCKING NIGGER SHOWS ON USA REEEEEEEEE
No.87219
Why is Cesaro's swing move so lazy and low energy anymore? Even the games do it better.
No.87220
>>87219
Probably because people like it and he's a heel.
No.87221
>Steal the raintrigger
>Looks like complete wank
>Can't even come up with a name for it
No.87222
SETH ROLLINS WITH THE KNEE™
No.87223
>40 minutes in
>one match
wew
I guess it was an ok match, would be better without so many commercial BREAKs, but really not feeling much.
>Seff is claiming a flat earth like existence
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>87220
But it sucks. It's just one barely even one 360 degree turn anymore. If it was done right like it used to be it wouldn't look so lame.
No.87224
>tfw Elias wins the title
No.87225
>>87223
I know it sucks but that's probably the point, wwe dont like people chanting along with the heels.
No.87226
I bet Charli's pussy tastes like sugar cookies.
No.87231
WWE needs to learn to cut its losses. Seriously, all this attention on the cruiserweights is just embarrassing. It's so obvious the experiment was a failure, and they just keep pushing it harder and harder, but no one cares. Just mercy kill the division already Vince.
No.87232
DRINK OUR LIQUID CANCER GOY IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME
No.87233
>loserweight division is exactly the same as the women's division and needs to have constant 4-way matches to show people off
>this could actually work for the normal divisions and show off more talent
>they'll never do it
No.87235
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>87223
Stay bluepilled Bryan
No.87236
No.87237
>literal fucking commie propaganda TV series
No.87238
No.87239
>>87235
>bo's fake news falling for the flat earth meme is what's holding him back in the company
No.87240
>Titus is still being buried and beat up for touching Vince's arm once
No.87241
>>87239
>implying being tinfoil wouldn't be a god tier gimmick.
No.87242
>>87239
Vince is a reptilian and Bo knows it, which is why he is being jobbed out
No.87243
No.87245
>3v3 wymyn's division match next
>the JUST club is doing nothing but merch shilling again
No.87246
No.87248
YAY THE SIX-WHORE TAG MATCH IS NEXT!
I can smell the pissflaps and cum stains already.
No.87249
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD
No.87250
I cant see anything other than paige's leaks when I look at her. Also she's really caking on the makeup now.
No.87251
>buy our $1000 cell phones
No.87252
>tfw love booley but also like Mandy Rose
Wat do lads
No.87253
>Oprah has her own brand of mashed potatoes now
No.87254
>>87252
Celebrate your taste getting a bit better.
No.87255
>>87253
What fucking stream are you watching
No.87256
>>87252
I'd say chop off your dick and put it in the microwave on high for about 90 seconds.
No.87257
>>87255
She's a small girl.
No.87258
>>87252
Liking booley
I would say kill yourself, but there might be ho-nah, just kill yourself for liking Booley.
No.87259
>>87251
Reflect upon your shit taste and like the video with heel booley BTFOing Alexa in the vidya thread
No.87260
>>87255
>stream
<not cable television
No.87262
>>87254
>>87256
>>87258
But who do I root for in this exciting 3 on 3 match?!
No.87263
What if creative takes interest in the sim video and brings out "red queen" heel booley to win the championship?
No.87264
>>87255
I'm watching the live broadcast on usanetwork.com because I convinced my boomer parents to let me set up an account on their cable subscription specifically for this.
No.87265
>>87260
>Having cable in 2017
No.87266
>Showing a replay of booley getting btfo'ed for now reason
No.87267
No.87268
>>87262
>the A show needs more otis.
No.87269
No.87270
>>87260
>he pays for cable tv in CY+2
So are you a boomer, a shitskin, or just retarded?
No.87271
>Botcha motivated
<Just walks in like she hates her job
Is it me, or does Botcha looks miserable?
No.87272
No.87273
>>87272
Booley is dead too.
No.87274
>>87271
Horses get anxious if kept inside for too long
No.87275
>>87271
She wouldnt be miserable with my dick inside her
No.87276
>>87268
>dat expression on Regal's face
You can almost pinpoint the exact moment he thinks, "You fuckin' wot, m8? Cunt."
No.87277
>>87270
>hurr ur stupid if u no pirate stream everything with isp data caps
No.87278
>this fucking whore is BRAGGING about pozzing up the company
>stealing Emma's gimmick
No.87279
Deadest crowd I've ever seen…
No.87280
>Paige wearing clown makeup
No.87282
I'M A COALBURNING WHORE AND YOU SHOULD GIVE ME THE RESPECT I DESERVE
No.87283
No.87284
Is that the chick with the schnoz? She doesn't look half bad here. I'd smash, keep it 100.
No.87285
>the ugly one is getting botched by WHAT chants
No.87286
>The "new" "talent" is reduced to bootlicking the locker room bicycle
Well done, well done. The booking for the NXT Women is truly much better than the Men.
No.87287
This is seriously the lamest fucking shit I've seen in a long time.
No.87288
No.87289
>>87286
5 years TV experience
No.87290
>EVERYWOMAN RAISED THE GAME
<WHAT!?
Even the crowd isn't buying this.
No.87291
>>87284
That is not the Rito, no.
No.87292
>>87285
>Paige looks back because she's being given an audible
No.87293
>>87284
Kek no that is not (((Ruby Riot))) anon.
No.87294
>>87289
5 years (((experience)))
No.87295
>absolution
Oh fuck off. That was the shittiest Hitman game.
No.87296
No.87297
>it's The Authority but with a whore and two NXT jobbers
>this fake cheering
No.87298
>75% of the crowd is regretting spending money on this
No.87299
>MUH MMA EXPERIENCE
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonya_Deville
No.87300
No.87301
Something tells me the 3 new women shit will work better on SD
No.87302
>buy my $2800 diamond ring goy
No.87303
>IM HERE
No one cares, Bray. Go eat a pin.
No.87304
>haha the whites don't know anything about football only these BASED niggers do goy
No.87305
>>87303
But partnering him with Bo will make him great, right fellas?
No.87307
>>87302
>dis design is ovah a hundrehd yeahs old goy
>look at all da diahmonds goy
>it's worth da shekels i tells yah
No.87310
Catching flies in his mouth
Tasting freedom while he dares
Then crawling back, back to the top, top of the stairs… of the stairs
He won't see the sun again for years to come
He's BROKEN out in love.
Like a cat, without a care
Roaming freely, through the streets
You could find him in amongst the pigeons, in the square
But he won't see the sun again for years to come
He's BROKEN out in love
No.87311
No.87312
>Bray is doing the conspiracy schtick
>Bray is calling out the jew
No.87313
>>87308
>>87309
>>87311
Then why not call it Bray Dallas?!
Or have Bray be a boliever, you geeks mark out over muh Bo yet want him paired with the king of the geeks
No.87314
https://twitter.com/WrestlingSheet/status/935319345114243074
No.87315
>tfw Bray is fed up with the sheeple and goes full Ashes and Echoes
No.87318
More awful shit for Bray. Jee-sus fucking Christ, if someone backstage hates him that fucking much, just future endeavor the poor fucker. It'd be way more humane than this.
No.87319
>YOUR ALL DEAD
Just like your career.
No.87320
>>87313
>>87318
>>87319
Look at all these smarks.
No.87321
>>87317
December can't come soon enough
No.87322
>it's the USA network "morning talk show" that plays during commercial BREAKs
>on a fake stoop in a sound stage
>as an ad for a scam site
No.87325
No.87326
>the match started off-camera
No.87327
>>87320
Dude, there is no way they'd give angles this fucking terrible to someone they actually like. It *has* to be backstage heat. I can't conceive of this level of absolute incompetence and mishandling being unintentional.
No.87328
>>87327
>spookyman being spooky is "bad angle"
No.87329
>>87327
I think someone is sore that he was tapping that ring announcer negress.
No.87330
No.87331
Those fucking dreadlocks must smell so goddamn bad.
No.87332
No.87333
>>87328
>Having several storylines aborted early and literally being the same character with no progression despite being over isn't bad writing
No.87334
Why is Fatt hardy still wrestling? At least Jeff is good at wrestling, all Matt has is a gimmick that got over like 2 years ago that he can't evolve past. Seriously what does he offer WWE other than Jeff?
No.87335
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING I CALLED IT I CALLED IT BROKEN MATT TONIGHT HAHA FUCK YOU DOUBTERS I TOLD YOU
No.87336
THEY SAID IT HAPPENING CONFIRMED MAGGLE
No.87337
OHHHHHH MAN DELETE DELETE DELETE
No.87340
>>87334
Why are you still breathing? Choke on a bowl of foreskins.
No.87341
>This crowd
>Cheering for that whore Paige
>Leaving Matt in silence looking like an autistic child
No.87343
No.87345
RACEMIXING FUCKING BRA COMMERCIAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.87347
>>>87328
>Cult leader
>Every member of his cult betrays him and leaves
>Takes Orton under his wing
>No one fucking buys it in the first place, all just waiting for inevitable Orton turn
>Turn happens, Orton completely shits on Bray, even burns down Abigail's hut
>Brayface meme haunts him ever since
>Currently still preaching about his mythical cult, no one takes him seriously because his flock abandoned him.
>eats a fuckton of pins in the interim until everyone treats him like a glorified jobber
>Absorbs Undertaker and Kane's powers, hinting at some big new angle where Bray becomes the new prince of darkness
>lolno, just kidding, they both just come out and kick his ass instead.
>Sister Abigail. The angle so bad a week after it debuts Bray is out with illness, and when he returns it's never spoken of again
>You're all dead. repeated over and over
Yeah, i'm sure this is going to turn out well.
No.87348
>>87347
Well at least he seemingly BROKE Matt
No.87349
>>87347
>Absorbs Undertaker and Kane's powers, hinting at some big new angle where Bray becomes the new prince of darkness
Of all the Bray angles they abandoned, this one hurts the most.
No.87351
wew
Jason's heel turn looks to be all but confirmed too.
All that's missing is Bo Wyatt
No.87352
>All the cruisers got jobber entrances
No.87353
Bathroom BREAK! Time for the most pointless 15 minutes of the show, every show: The loserweights!
No.87354
No.87355
No.87356
>>87348
I see a million fucking dollars in a revitalized Bray feuding with BROKEN Matt Hardy but I also know WWE is absolute shit and would find every way they can to fuck it up. Just think of it:
>Bray's mind games vs Matt's insanity
>Miz has a really big match, loses because Bo is supposed to be there and have his back but he's super distracted.
>Miz walks in on him humming the "Catching flies, in his mouth." theme.
>It all leads to Bo Wyatt finally debuting
>Jeff Hardy returns to the Compound to help, but whose side is he on Maggle?
>The REAL fucking sister Abigail debuts, bring up one of the NXT girls like they should fucking done in the first place. She emerges from her flaming cabin with glowing eyes and starts haunting Randy Orton
But y'know, I don't have 5 years (((experience))) so fuck me, right?
No.87357
>following up a spooky promo, shitty match, and BROKEN brilliance with a boring loserweight match nobody cares about and Cena's shitty furbait movie
No.87358
>>87356
You forget the part where Vince makes you change everything on the day of the show
No.87359
>>87356
>>87358
And Dunn muting the crowd as they start buying in and cheering for this angle
No.87360
>>87356
Roman's going over them, right?
No.87361
>main event "in a matter of moments"
>there's over an hour left
There's no way Roman is lasting an hour in the ring.
No.87362
>>87356
>WWE would be far better off if they fired their entire writing staff and hired a bunch of autists from a Malawian pogo sticking congregation
No.87363
>THIS IS WHAT CRUISERWEIGHT ACTION IS ALL ABOUT
<doing the same spot multiple times
No.87364
No one cares about this match, but Cole is trying to sell this shit.
No.87365
>>87363
ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN MAGGLE
No.87366
>the crowd is just staring at their fucking slavephones
No.87367
No.87368
>>87364
Cole would try his hardest to sell someone literally shitting in the ring if Vince told him to.
No.87369
https://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND/status/935339811904385026
>MATTHEW
No.87370
>>87349
Agreed.
I really thought things would be different. I thought we were finally getting the Bray Wyatt we'd been promised all these years.
He has to have backstage heat. I'm convinced someone behind the scenes is trying to see just how much shit they can dump on him until he says fuck it and quits.
No.87371
OY VEY GOY IT'S OK IF YOU'VE GOT DA HEPATITIS JUST TAKE DIS PILL AND YOU CAN GO ON BACK TO MAKING SHITTY LIFE DECISIONS WITHOUT A CARE IN DA WORLD
No.87373
>>87369
>try to embed it
>25.4MB
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.87374
They're actually doing it. They're doing the main event with an hour and ten minutes left in the show.
No.87375
>>87374
>tfw Elias takes 45 minutes to do his musical bullshit
No.87376
>>87313
Gonna be an hour of
>Since the miz has been gone
No.87377
>they're booing the miztourage
No.87378
>dueling harmonicas segment
No.87379
>>87378
>>they're booing the miztourage
This segment may make up for the rest of this shitshow
No.87380
Bo is 100000 times better than Axel at fake playing the harmonica.
No.87381
>HarBOnica segment
Approved
No.87382
Bo and Axel shredding those fucking harmonicas.
No.87383
>>87379
This.
>>87377
Pearls before fucking swine. Ungrateful shits, this is kino as fuck.
No.87384
>>87382
That was completely fucking fake you mark.
No.87385
Harmonica Bo is much better than muh bo wyatt
No.87387
No.87388
If creative were any good, they'd have Elias shitpost by playing Roman's theme when he enters the ring.
No.87389
>>87387
>he thinks Bo and Axel can actually play the harmonica that well
No.87390
>>87388
Even dubs can book this shit better then creative
No.87391
>>87388
Only if it's the lyrics version
>>87146
No.87392
>>87389
>he can't play the harmonica so he thinks nobody can
No.87393
No.87394
Why the fuck doesnt he wear the belt?
No.87395
>Elias does the HOKE HOGAN shirt rip
No.87396
>>87389
>>87392
Seething this hard at based Miztourage's panpipe skills
The state of this mark.
No.87397
>>87392
The reason I know they can't play the harmonica is because I've been playing for almost 10 years you silly nigger. It was painfully apparent they were faking it.
No.87398
>>87394
because they don't know how belts work
I swear I had another shot of them wearing it like retards, but I can't find it.
No.87399
>Elias is bigger than the "big" dog
No.87400
>>87397
>Harmonica's are basically joined jews harp
<Found the talmud poster
No.87401
No.87402
>having to play up Roman noodles this much
No.87403
No.87404
>>87400
The harmonica is a thoroughly Aryan reed instrument.
No.87405
>>87400
Hey, that reminds me, the weeb signfagdoesn't seem to be there tonight, nor is crowdshotanon.
No.87406
>>87405
Weeb signfag finally realized he couldn't afford to support his autistic signfagging habits any longer.
No.87407
>>87404
>Implying jews harp is not a reed instrument
>>87406
Appears to be true.
No.87408
>Reigns will never take off the vest
No.87409
THAT WAS THREE THAT WAS THREE THAT WAS A THREE BEFORE HE KICKED OUT RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.87410
>>87409
More like ThREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.87411
>they just dropped the word "shit" in a commercial for a shitty syfy show
>at only 8PM
Someone's getting fired.
No.87412
Happy is based on a Grant Morrison book, for anybody who cares. Should be trippy as fuck.
No.87413
>>87412
>Patton "killed my wife through negligence" Oswalt is in it
>Christopher "I bolieve THAT SHE CAN WIN" Meloni is in it
Dropped.
No.87414
>A possible opportunity to make Alexa team up with Botcha to fend off Absolution (what a stupid name) with Alicia, Asuka, or Nia when Alexa runs away
<Nope, Botcha just gets her ass kicked with Mickie and Booley
<Nope, We're gonna lock Alicia away despite her PPV win
<Nope, we're gonna do jack shit with Asuka and Nia
<Nope, we're just gonna let Alexa walk away and do nothing
WYMNS REVLCCN, MAGLLE!
I know we're over the shitty piss BREAK, but it seemed like a burial for Botcha Banks.
>>87399
Everyone is bigger than the big dog
No.87415
>Alexa
>spy on me and send all my voice interactions to the CIA
>also replace traditional christmas music with niggerbeats and jewish dance music
No.87416
>DESPERATE Roman Reigns
>they're making Elias a bigger threat to Roman than anyone else he's faced in his singles career
No.87418
No.87419
>>87414
>Everyone is bigger than the big dog
Doesn't that make him the UNDERdog?
No.87420
>>87411
It's past 10PM EST dummy. Nobody is getting fired.
No.87421
>kicked in face
>no sell it
>immediately get the finisher again
>steal the win
No.87422
>>87420
Wrong. They never let swearing go through in commercials.
No.87423
All the fucking girls screaming in the audience. Fucking horny sluts taking over a MANLY sport. Goddamn it makes me pissed. Useless fucking bitches actually cheering for roman like fucking marks.
No.87425
SAMOA IS REMOVING SAMOA ONCE AGAIN
No.87427
No.87428
>>87423
I'm hearing no one cheer for this guy because the boos are getting muted by Dunn.
No.87429
>the only person that's going to be allowed to take the tile away from Roman is another samoan
No.87430
AND ELIAS WITH THE GUITAR
No.87431
The One Man Shoah strikes again.
No.87432
>another jewish movie about whores racemixing and fucking dozens of people
No.87433
Shoah got more pops for kicking Ramen's ass than the whole match!
No.87435
>>87122
>Nakamura confirmed superior to everyone that stayed on NJPW.
>not kicking out at 1 in your sleep
No.87436
>>87423
Ring rats were always part of the business brother.
No.87437
>they exiled the nigmarties to thursdays at a shit hour because nobody fucking watched it after WWE
kek
No.87438
No.87439
THE EMPRESS OF THICC'MORROW
No.87440
>Tfw no elias as champion
>Tfw the main event is going to be shit
No.87441
>>87440
>>Tfw at a Irish Mohawk Retreat
No.87442
>it's asska burying Dana again
>they're going to future endeavor Dana just like Emma
No.87443
Danafag, get ready. Emma v2.0 coming in hot.
>Back to back matches.
>Both kinda eh.
>Future endeavored.
No.87444
No.87445
Why do the vocals on Asskas theme sound drunk
No.87447
No.87448
No.87449
THAT WASN'T EVEN A MATCH!
No.87450
Danafag, (fags? are there more than one of you?) you didn't deserve this.
No.87451
Yeah I think I'm done for the night. Later gents. This is too retarded.
No.87452
>>87450
Yes they do, because I do not like Dana
t. Alexafag
No.87453
>Mandy will never piss in your mouth and sit on your face
No.87454
>Asuka is the only person in the history of wrestling to take the open exit that the three heels give every time they "surround" the ring
No.87455
>>87452
>t. smark that REEEEEEEEEEEs at videogame sims
No.87456
>Sting
>Ric Flair
>Ricky Steamboat
>Sitting around a table, shooting the shit.
Holy fuck, am I ever in. The collective stories these three must have.
No.87457
>>87456
Only on the WWE network, maggle.
No.87458
No.87459
>>87446
>>87448
>>87449
>>87450
>expecting Dana to do anything but job
No.87460
>>87457
They keep giving me and my gf free trials for some reason. I've had the network since June and haven't paid a dime for it. Got like 5 mos free for going to a house show, my girl just got another 3 because fuck if I know why.
No.87461
>>87459
>expecting Dana to do anything but job
No.87462
>>87461
If you're gonna frankie post you gotta frankie right.
No.87464
So much letdown in one episode.
>>87459
No one expected a 10 second match though.
No.87466
>This last week on (((SOCIAL MEDIA)))
No.87467
>>87463
Kek, saw that coming. P..Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain, i'm not a normalfag or anything. Sh..She's a real doll, honest.
No.87468
Jordan's slurring a little.
No.87469
>>87465
someone needs to dub this with RR
.MY FAVORITE WRASSLER OF ALL TIMES IS
ROMAN REIGNS
>DA BIG DOG
and pack your umbrellas
No.87470
No.87471
>>87467
>gf
>Not a normalfag
No.87472
>Booker shitposting and trolling maggle
No.87473
He's gonna shut down Kane Marcano
No.87474
http://www.wwe.com/Dana-Brooke-released/
No.87475
>Finn Balor runout
>he suddenly has the smoke again
No.87476
>>87474
0/10 not even trying
No.87477
>>87474
Kek, don't do this. You'll give the Danafag a heart attack. Not that it won't be real in a couple days anyway
No.87478
>>87475
Smoke machines are fine, but spending 20$ on fireworks for pyro is too expensive.
No.87479
>That reaction
>he's bland and not over achoo achoo
you senile fuck
No.87480
>remaking Jumanji
>to fuck over Robin Williams even more than he was by his whore wife
>le ebin "WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE" XD GET IT XD JUNGLE XD music spot
No.87482
No.87483
No.87484
CRINGEFAG GET READY, THROAT SHOT COMING
No.87487
NOT THROUGH WITH YOU YET!
No.87488
No.87489
No.87490
Tye Dillinger is leaving boys, you heard it here first
No.87491
No.87493
No.87494
>>87490
I always confuse his name with Jack Gallagher. I hate Jack Gallagher.
No.87495
>>87492
Errmm… not the reaction face I thought it'd be but eh…
Ahh, fuck me, not more throat gasping.
No.87496
>the crowd's marking out more than cringefag is
No.87497
No.87498
>>87495
Followed by a CHOKESLAM
No.87499
>Hype Finn
<Get Btfo by Kane
<No Jodran heel turn
Fuck. This. Company.
No.87501
No.87502
>>87499
Next week: Finn gets hit with a throat shot.
No.87503
>>87502
Next week: Alexa gets deepthroated
No.87504
>>87503
Now this i'd be ok with.
No.87505
>>87503
Next week: Alexa gets hit with a throat shot and future endeavored.
No.87509
>You know what, step into our office
Wonder what they talked about.
No.87524
>>87509
Titus worldwide is still a thing? When was the last time titus even interacted with tozawa?
No.87531
>>87527
>showing how much of a smark you are with your comment ratings
No.87543
No.87548
>>87531
>white knighting paige
No.87549