/wooo/ - Pro Wrestling

>1000 hours of tv

>Have to set up the lynch vs caramel's dog match on twitter

>>83872

>Becky Lynch to face James Ellsworth tonight on SmackDown LIVE

my penis is ready

I'm guessing Jinder retains but AJ gets added to SS team. Also I think it's pretty obvious RAM will invade, considering they're in the same city. Gable and Benjamin will win with help from Ziggler

I just read the spoilers and Bullet Club will invade SDL

>>83883

god I hope not. WWE writing would ruin them

>>83883

Yeah I read the spoilers, muffin ass beat natalya for the women's title.

Sup bitches

Aj gets the belt tonight

American Alpha 2.0 beat uso's but don't get the belts

Becky beats ellsworth

Orton beats ruru to deny him a spot on the SS team

Kofi Kingston beats Sami Zayn

Enjoy your taped show

>>83892

THE SPOILER COMMUNITY?!

>>83872

>BookerDown

>Not SBookerDown

Never make the OP again.

>>83897

>Bookering out over thread titles

>>83903

>the anon filming gets beat up by security at the end

wew

MMA LEGEND TITO ORTIZ DEBUTS TONIGHT

>>83907

Fuck off inoki.

>>83909

Hype for AJ of course

>I-IT'S ABOUT THE TALENT

>Always opens the show with a 5000 hour promo

NEW

DAY

CUCKS

>have new gay come out with intro and theme

>play replay promo package from last night

>it has the new gay intro and theme again

>they actually have to goad the crowd into doing the new gay chant

>>83914

>autists actually want the shows to have MORE promos and LESS wrestling

>Sami vs Kofi

wow how exciting

>>83921

They're both easily in top 5 wrestlers in WWE, and both deserve to be higher than the mid card/preshow.

I'M ALL THE WAY

ALL THE WAY UP

OH!

Time for some Bludgeon kino.

>bolieving fake spoilers

BY GAWD ITS SWITCHBLADE

Probably be more effective if one hit from the camera was enough to kill the feed. If you need two strikes from a sledgehammer to smash a camera, you're doing it wrong

>they will never book the bludgeon brothers well enough to meet the quality of the promos

The feels.

Why is the british crowd so dead? I'm guessing life is just so depressing in bongland they don't know how to cheer.

>>83935

Cheering is haram

What a fucking terrible match.

That was a shit short match. I feel like we just got fucked on time thanks to editing the show

>>83939

If you expect anything different from Randy Orton, you haven't payed attention the last 15 years.

>it's a feminist angle

>>83941

>boosev tries to pin 3 times in a row about 30 times in the match

>with some shitty moves in between

<but it's randy's fault

No.

NO wonder this thread is fucking dead as shit–

>>3392089

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>>3392089

>>83950

You're a work.

>>83951

Nice thread link.

Try this again:

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Oh fuck, nevermind, disregard all this.

>>83957

>direct linking to cuckchan

nigger just take a screenshot of the thread

SHE HAS THAT ONE PIECE AGAIN GOOD GOD MY PENIS

>they actually let memesworth do a couple moves that have any effect at all on lynch

>but they're still pretending memesworth wasn't an actual wrestler before

AAAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO AAAAA

G…Guys, this Becky Lynch crab roll with ellsworth between her legs is … kinda doing it for me. I'm a thigh guy and those big legs of hers look tasty.

>low blow on memesworth

>somehow not a DQ when it is every other time

What a waste of time. Smackdown is downgraded to the C show just from this.

I remember 15-20 years ago they had intergender matches in WWF/E and actually enjoying watching some of them.

This is not that kind of match. This is the opposite.

No, fuck that, D show. NXT and 205 both get upgraded above socjusdown.

>>83974

I bet her tastes like

>>83977

battle of the sexes magggle

>>83946

My own picks- First row was murder narrowing it down to just one but I gotta go Hogan

Warrior for $4 just to see him bum rush the ring one last time for old time's sake.

Cuckman Phil for 3 to wash the taste of that UFC fight outta everybody's mouths.

American Dream for 2

Mick for a buck. Pains me to not choose AJ but Mick's one of my all time faves.

>>83979

I bet everything on her tastes like honey. Sweet, sweaty, Oyrish hunny. I bet she smells like Strawberry bath and body works.

>>83982

She tastes like sweat

>>83981

My pics were:

The bitter canadian in pink

CM Fraser

'Taker

Ringmaster

AJ

YEEOH YEEOH YEEOH YEEOH YEEOH

I told you Bullet Club was invading, there's GoD

>bix noods do a face turn after HIAC

>do heel shit out of nowhere for a title match

Holy fuck, only 30 mins left. Goddam, where'd the show go?

>>83983

You say this like you know from the experience. Don't give me any LARP shit anon, but… d…do you?

>>83946

Ok I guess we're doing this.

Rock

Undertaker

Lesnar

Edge

Styles

>>83990

>RULES

What did he mean by this?

>>83892

3/5 so far

>>83989

I'm a virgin brother hh

>>83995

Just wait for AJ winning the title

>>83987

The Usos going face right now would be a terrible fucking idea. This new gimmick of theirs is really coming into its own; I don't think it'd work nearly as well if they were faces. It comes dangerously close to R-Truth territory.

>canadian ads

>>83999

Always wanted to try this.

>>83946

I think kayfabe-wise the strongest team would be Hogan/Cena/Andre/Roman/and I don't know, AJ?

>>84001

>AJ

Over Brock? And if we're talking all of them in their prime, you could make a very strong argument for putting the Undertaker in there somewhere.

>>84003

Ministry 'Taker or American Badass ?

>>84000

>AJ with glasses

Pardon me while I go mine my diamond dick

Also

>build up Corbin vs Sincara rivalry

>do nothing with it

>push it to next week

>>84003

I was thinking that, but I'm trying to keep it 15$, and that's why I had to take AJ.

>>84005

I'm talking Paul Bearer and the urn Taker.

>>84008

I always wonder this when I see these. Do they mean $15 and you can spend it on anybody, or $15 and you can only pick one guy from each category.

>>84010

Punk's a lucky man. And these two interact on social media like fucking goofy teenagers. I think they're really crazy about one another.

After Jinder drops the strap he'll be forgotten and we might finally get a 3MB reunion

>>84009

>Team Stone Cold gets pissed at his dumbass teammates

Replace Roddy with Bret man, kayfabe-wise they bloody hated each-other

>Bret

>Shawn

>Stone Cold

>Trips

>AJ

Call it: Team "Backstabbers" because they're gonna murder each-other instead

>>84013

>when you're such a dominant force your terrible edgelord, amateur as shit tattoos become iconic.

>>84016

He's getting it right back after SS. The india tour's still coming up.

>>84015

I realized how that could have been interpreted the second after I hit post.

>>84010

Yep, that is the shit right there.

>>84011

Why would it be limited to one of each?

>roman noodles and BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK return next week

hooray

>>84020

Crazy bitches have the best pussy, anon.

>>84023

I don't know. I've seen it done both ways.

>>84024

Kek, what about Sister Trannygail?

>>84024

Yay The [LOUD BOOING] Roman Reigns is returning that's so great.

>>84011

>>84023

>>84026

>I always wonder this when I see these. Do they mean $15 and you can spend it on anybody, or $15 and you can only pick one guy from each category.

Usually when these things are posted, they're for team sports where people have positions, so you can spend say $10 on your defenders but that leaves only $5 for the attacking slots. It doesn't really translate here for a Survivor Series team because they're wrestlers all the same, so there's nothing stopping you from grabbing guys in the same price category.

Is Jinder balding?

>>84029

If you could only pick one from each it would say so instead of the 15$ thing. Obviously the rules are you could pick all 5 3$ if you want.

>AJ is supposed to win

>Jinder is doing more hard moves and damage against him than he did against Randy when Randy was forced to job to him a dozen times

>>84011

>$15 and you can spend it on anybody,

If that's the case then the $3 row is already a full team

>Andre

>Bork

>Phil

>Trips

>Snek

I predict that either Snek or Trips betrays the entire team, and Andre takes care of their asses

>>84034

>Face going over starts losing badly early to rally at the end and take it

Why are you surprised? It's probably literally the most played out formula in wrestling.

>>84017

I chose Roddy because there was never any interaction between the two, and you can't tell me that wouldn't be gold.

Bret does also work and has the added bonus of wanting to kill Shawn.

>>84034

(cont) Jinder makes a better case for actually winning when he loses a match than he does when he wins it.

>>84038

But how many percents does he have?

Someone should tell this crowd that it's not an movie, and you can in fact make noise.

YOSHI HASHI

>>84038

wwe booking, make the dominant guy lose for the 'comeback' of the underdog

>>84040

I remember back in the day Raw was in Japan and I couldn't understand why the fuck the crowd was so quiet.

Now I know the real reason

>>84043

I actually heard that japan is so quiet because they see it more of a performance, like a dance or whatever, and they like clap for cool spots instead of cheer. IDK japan is weird and dumb.

>AJ does the "Enzo makes Cass go over(the ropes)" spot

>AJ isn't Enzo so he doesn't injure Jinder in the process

>BJ Styles

Sandniggers BTFO

And now the poo will be flushed.

POO HAS BEEN FLUSHED

the nightmare is over

>AJ vs BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK

wew

>>84053

If Brock still gave a shit I'd be hyped out of my mind for that match. I expect a five minute squash.

>>84037

The question is: who will Austin attack first ? HHH, Shawn or Bret ?

Either way, AJ is gonna stand there looking at his team with s "what's wrong with these faggots !?" expression on his face

>>84053

The obvious booking implications is that Brock is winning, and they didn't want Jinder to lose to him. Of course Jinder gets the title back soon, before the india tour, or maybe on it.

>>84058

I expect a fuck finish for the towel head to get the belt back

>>84058

Or maybe they figure the India tour will still be succesful even without Jinder as champion?

>>84055

It was fucking dumb to make this match in the first place. All it does is expose Jinder. He's on his way, sure, but he's in no way ready for a spot that big. WWE has a really dumb habit of fucking their stars like this.

>AJ won't be in the SS elimination tag match

>tfw won't get to see AJ in the ring against Angle and Joe

AJ vs Lesnar might be ok if Brock doesn't phone it in but meh, I was kinda looking forward to the meme match of the piss vs the poo.

>>84060

Up till today, the match announced for the tour was Jinder vs KO for the WWE title so I think they will change it to Jinder vs AJ for the WWE title and have JInder win it in India.

Damnation coming real close to NTJ.

>>84064

He's going to phone it in. it's a such a shame because Motivated Lesnar vs. AJ would be a roughly eleventy billion star match.

>>84063

>All it does is expose Jinder. He's on his way, sure, but he's in no way ready for a spot that big. WWE has a really dumb habit of fucking their stars like this.

Might be that or WWE doesn't want Jinder to lose to Brock for muh 1.3 billion Indian audience. Fucking hell if so how is it that he can be so protected becuase of that? Indians can be big wwe fans but are they really that much of revenue bank for WWE to be cashing in on them? PPVs are even watched for free on TV like 12 hours after the live airing, at an appropriate time for them, how much of them are even subscribed for the WWE network? Heck some people still call it 'WWF' and talk about Stone Cold, The Rock, Undertaker etc as their favourite wrestlers.

>>84065

>Jinder vs KO

Owens isn't even remotely in the title picture though, how and why would he be written in? Did they make the original booking half a year ago?

>>84075

>Apollo Crews, Titus O'Neil, GoldDust vs the JUST Club, Bo Dallas, Curtis Axel

They still tape house shows. Imagine what they could do if they actually showed them somewhere. A week delay or something to keep the benefit of going directly to the show but still show it on TV.

>>84076

And by the sound of it and the clips anons post before being tackled by security, house shows have better booking and matches than you get to see on the real shows.

>>84085

Big Show on Talk is Jericho said that he hates doing RAW but loves house shows. Wrestlers have more freedom to work in house shows than on live TV.

>>84088

It's a champion vs champion match but the titles aren't on the line.

By the way, when was Styles vs Jinder for the WWE title even made? Last week didn't they say Styles vs Rusev as a Survivor Series qualifying match would take place? When was this change made and why?

>>84088

the indian tour is after survivor series and braun running in would be gay as shit. Terrible post

>>84088

GOAT Booking:

>Styles does not get sent on a stupid fucking tour of East Pakistan because he's the world's champion and deserves better

>Jinder I guess can look strong for his peoples

>AJ shows up on Raw to taunt Lesnar and try to up the stakes of the match

>Paul starts to refuse, but AJ interrupts him

>AJ announces that he's putting his own title on the line for their Survivor Series match, then asks Brock if he's too much of a chickenshit to do the same

>Brock demolishes him

>Styles vs. Lesnar at Survivor Series is made to be a unification match

>Lesnar tries his usual shit at the start and it all gets countered

>Styles attacks the knee because Lesnar sells that really well

>Heyman does his shrieking

>Lesnar fights through the injury and looks hella resilient and strong

>He goes after AJ with the stuff you don't normally see him do anymore

>Lesnar finally catches AJ with his first suplex of the match ~15 minutes in, and does two more Benoit-style

>AJ is laid out

>Lesnar looks about ready to pick him up for the F5

>Oldberg music

>Lesnar turns, as all wrestlers do when someone's music plays

>There's Oldberg walking down the ramp

>Paul gets in between Oldberg and the ring and begs him not to interfere

>Lesnar turns around into a Phenomenal Forearm

>Three count, AJ wins to become the WWE Undisputed Champion, and there's a new belt for that looks like something a champion ought to have instead of an ugly toyish thing

>Despite the questionable circumstances under which he won the belt, AJ proves to be a fighting champion; some weeks he'll defend the belt on both RAW and SmackDown

>It's the go-home RAW for the Royal Rumble

>AJ is already booked to defend the title against a certain noodly man at the PPV

>Contract signing segment

>Brock's music before they can sign

>Heyman announces that he has a new contract which calls for the following: Styles vs. Lesnar on Raw for the belt, and the winner of that vs. Roman at the Rumble

>All three sign it

>Roman and The Shield attack Styles and Lesnar

>Roman wishes them luck in their main event match

>The main event happens, and Styles wins it clean this time

>The PPV happens, with Styles beating Roman clean and Nakamura winning

the Royal Rumble

>The main event of WrestleMania is an all-time classic of puroresu

Sadly, this is not how things work in WWE.

Vince's Brainfart Booking:

>Jinder beats AJ in India to win the title back

>Lesnar beats Jinder at Survivor Series in a match with no stakes

>Lesnar doesn't defend the belt at the Rumble

>Roman wins the Rumble in Philadelphia again, because pffffffffffffffft

>Roman beats Lesnar at WrestleMania

>>84089

He also gets good reactions at house shows and doesn't get chanted at to retire.

>>84114

It's not perfect. I feel like I made Lesnar & Heyman look really stupid, and also Bo Dallas isn't the Champion of the Multiverse by the end of it.

>>84122

>no buildup

>no deciding match

>no show announcement

>a fucking tweet

>>84130

As if the writing for the smarkdown segment wasn't bad enough.

>>84130

>ywn be abused by a gang of pretty girls

why live?

>>84091

>>84122

I feel like this was all a last minute decision.

>>84145

Tickets for SS were selling like shit, so Vince decided that AJ should go to face Bork to get thos dimes

The best case scenario is that Vinnie realizes that AJ is a draw and gives him a proper main event spot

The most likely scenario is Vince still bolieving that Jinder can get him that pajeet money and sticks with him as champ for at least Royal Rumble

>>84051

SHOO, POO!

>>84156

Roman reigns main eventing mania again and beating bork for the title. That's been brewing for quite a long time.

>>84159

Jason jordan beats brock at mania.

>>84161

Only if he uses his midi theme

>>84163

Speaking of wwe doing things at the last minute it's like they told cfo$ on sunday they needed at theme for the next raw.

>>84164

>being this inattentive

Did you also miss the part where your picture related went from having the slightest of chances to being absolutely buried and turned into "gets attacked on his way to the ring and the attacker replaces him in the match" status?

>John Cena To Receive His Own Statue In His Hometown

>John Cena will be receiving a statue in his hometown of West Newbury MA. A promotional pamphlet being distributed in West Newbury reads:

>Can’t See John Cena? You Soon Will!

>He’ a 16 time world champion. He’s been in movies. He’s even had his own rap album [You Can’t See Me, 2005].

>And now, thanks to thousands of petitions from fans in his home town of West Newbury, our hero is finally being recognized with a statue.”

https://www.wrestlingnewssource.com/news/49202/John-Cena-To-Receive-His-Own-Statue-In-His/

>>84194

Why do people suddenly think this dude is a legend?

>>84170

in my defense, I pretty much fall asleep every time Jordan is on screen

>>84194

Outside of his character isn't he kind of a douchebag?

>>84202

Big match jhon maggle

>>84130

>>84183

>>84235

Watching Enzo get beat up is fun, plus it means something since he still is an actual wrestler even if he sucks, actually that makes it better and the crusierweight champion. Ellsworth is just a low hanging fruit, but I guess he's the only person the women can beat up. It's all house shows so they're just having fun or whatever but it's already gotten old for me. Also, it's weird how Ellsworth seems to be the best heel on the women's division. Actually, it's weird how he's one of the best heels in the WWE today, I can't think of too many other people who always gets booed similar to Ellsworth.

>>84249

Gosh I hope not, intergender matches are never good, the ones on the indies suck, especially when you have women not only beating the guys, but winning championships off them. Retarded.

Ellsworth is an eternal jobber but realistically he wouldn't get beat up like a ragdoll by any of these girls if they had a real fight, most likely he'd still beat them up. The match he had against Becky, the only offense he had against her was a wrist lock and a push. A total joke. Always thought PG was the reason they stopped it in the first place, no man even touches women anymore to create a believable dangerous situation for them.

>>84252

This "real fight" reasoning is so stupid, in real fights people dont do irish whips or frogsplashes either. Wrestlers are as strong as they're portrayed, nothing else matters. Feelsworth is portrayed as the bottom of the barrel weakest person in the roster so that's what he is.

>>84249

>that webm

literally rape

>>84254

Hmm, well true. But if they start getting more Ellsworth's just to have more intergender matches where wymyn get beath them up, that would straight away be dumb. Doubt they'll do that I so hope so, as they say, you never know.

>>84256

The sponsors would never let them do that nowadays, notice how careful they were with ellsworth and becky and how every time steph takes a bump it has to be an accident. So you can't have women squash men because it just buries everyone and you can't have even have a slightly competitive matches because guys can't hit women.

>>84249

Was that goblin rito in the thumbnail?

>>84259

no it's Heidi Lovelace