>>88549
I'll give it a try
>- Why would the COO of WWE and God Emperor of NXT suddenly be interested in winning the Intercontinental Championship?
Kayfabe: HHH wants to add to his accolades
Shoot: To lose and make Roman look like a strong defending champion. Also to draw.
>- We already know he's travelling to challenge Jinder Mahal, so why are they acting as though there's any doubt about that?
I think the Jinder match is tomorrow in India, not Abu Dabi (Arab place they're at tonight)
>- What was that business with him posing with Seth and Dean before?
To assassinate Roman cerebrally
>- Why doesn't he put himself at #30 in the Royal Rumble every year if he still wants to compete?
Shit, that could be cool. He'd be like the final boss of the Rumble. I guess he doesn't want to look weak by losing after entering #30 too much. Also not sure if numbers are drawn at random in kayfabe. inb4 he actually does come out #30 this Royal Rumble
>- How come he never invoked his rematch clause back when Roman beat him?
Too busy with management stuff? Don't really know. I guess he doesn't want to job that hard. Err, I mean he knew Roman was too strong.