No.82950
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm edition
What, you wanted something about Halloween? NEEEEERD!
Kalisto vs. Baron Corbin
>Last week on SmackDown Live, Kalisto defeated United States Champion Baron Corbin in non-title action for the second straight week. Because fuck titleholders. However, this time, it was by disqualification after Corbin pummeled the masketta man in the corner and refused to let up after the official’s five-count.
>The ambush continued on the arena floor, where The Lone Wolf planted Kalisto with the devastating End of Days. WWE.com has learned that Kalisto is demanding a rematch to settle the score with the United States Champion. What will happen when these two rivals clash again? Find out tonight on SmackDown LIVE at 8/7 C on USA Network!
Roo vs. Ziggler, yet again, and this time with more falls
>Another spot on Team SmackDown for Survivor Series will be up for grabs when Bobby Roode and Dolph Ziggler lock horns in a 2-out-of 3 Falls Match. The rivalry between these two Superstars has grown extremely heated, featuring blindside attacks, harsh words and dirty tactics.
>Now, the two will meet in a battle that will test their endurance. Will Roode go on to make Team SmackDown glorious, or will Ziggler prove that his rival is nothing more than a flash in the pan?
Ziggler does have a history with Survivor Series matches. Expect him to win via shenanigans. Roode will have a singles match somewhere on the card.
AJ "Dropping Fags and Loading Mags" Styles vs. the other Singh
>Last Tuesday on SmackDown LIVE, Sunil Singh attempted to defend the honor of WWE Champion Jinder Mahal by clashing with AJ Styles. Despite The Modern Day Maharaja’s best efforts to interfere in the bout, Sunil was bulldozed by The Phenomenal One after Mahal was ejected from ringside.
>However, where Sunil failed, his brother is promising to succeed. After Sunil’s loss, Samir stepped up and declared that he would battle in Mahal’s honor this week against Styles. Will The Phenomenal One subject Samir to the same punishment his brother faced, or can Samir make the WWE Champion proud?
What do you think?
Nakamura vs. Fatty
>A highly-coveted spot on Team SmackDown will be up for grabs in a battle between Shinsuke Nakamura and Kevin Owens. There is no love lost between the two Superstars, whose rivalry dates back to before their time in WWE. WWE’s Rockstar heyyy that's Chris Jericho, not Nakamura emerged victorious in a thrilling bout the last time he collided with KO on SmackDown LIVE.
>Will Owens even the score and turn Team SmackDown into Team Kevin, or will Nakamura show that he is worthy of representing Team Blue in a showdown with Raw at Survivor Series?
Fashion Files
>Tyler Breeze & Fandango have been on the hunt for their missing briefcase in recent weeks, but on Halloween, The Fashion Police’s investigation promises to get stranger…er.
>The latest edition of The Fashion Files, “Strangerer Things,” is sure to turn Breezango’s latest case upside down. What will happen when SmackDown LIVE’s resident gumshoes are on the case? Cook up some Eggo waffles and find out!
No matter how bad these segments get, the faggots on this board will defend them.
Don't watch this garbage, it's Halloween. Go have fun.
No.82951
>It's halloween go have fun
You don't tell me what to do
No.82952
Is shane a heel on SD like he is on RAW. Kane killed bryan yesterday so I guess he will miss SD.
No.82955
>All these matches
>The absolute state of SD feuds now
No.82956
Raw finally gonna send their top jobbers over to siege or what.
No.82957
>>82956
Who is that fat woman standing next to Alicia Fox?
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>>82957
She is related to THE ROCK, other than that she isnt important.
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>>82956
Apparently karl anderson removed all mentions of the wwe in his twitter. He might be going back to njpw, too bad no one cares about him anymore.
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>>82960
He will return a legend, I hope its true. His theme came on randomly on my playlist yesterday and it brought a tear to my eye.
Return home, Machinu Gunnnnnnnnnnnnn.
No.82964
Big match Samir is going over brother hh
No.82965
>>82964
How come jinder isn't afraid of fighting brock but is affraid of fighting the guy that lost clean to corbin?
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>>82960
can't blame him. they've been booked like shit since the start of the brand split.
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>>82960
OI OI MAKE OKADA LOOK STRONG
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>>82965
Because of bad writing.
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>>82950
>Nakamura's stock photo
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>>82950
>Kalisto
>Sin Cara
wat
>it's halloween, go have fun
Halloween is for children.
>>82960
>the JUST club will unJUST itself
No.82990
>watch WWE
>its entertaining
Thank you WWE
No.82991
>Watch NJPW
>Its New
Thank you NJPW
No.82992
>watch ROH
>it's ring
Thank you ROH
No.82993
>Watch GFW
>It's forceful
Thank you Dixie Billy Jeff whoever the fuck is keeping GFW afloat these days.
No.82994
>>82950
>Watch 205 Live
>It's shit
Fuck you 205 lIVE
No.82995
>watch ECW
>its extreme
Thank you ECW
No.82996
>watch All Japan
>It's All
Thank you, Misawa.
No.82997
>Watch dragon gate
>It's cima
Thank you cima.
No.82998
>watch WCW
>it's championship
Thank you WCW
No.82999
>Watch CMLL
>Its Mundial
Thank you CMLL
No.83000
STARTING IN SECONDS GET HYPED
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>>83000
At least the face fucker is back.
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>>83003
>the alimony bros
Reminder that Mojo won the Andre Rumble and hasnt done shit since then
No.83006
>old guy in the crowd trying to get his autistic son to join the chant
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No.83008
Guys something's fucked with my strim, it's not playing SD its just some old guy giving a sermon.
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No.83015
>they're still doing the lame "record scratch" intro instead of entertaining parodies
No.83016
>Adolph still doing the No Gimmick Gimmick
No.83017
>No CM Punk parody entrance
No.83018
>>83017
>Not doing benoit's entrance only to be attacked by rush
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>>83019
That's not even close to being fat to be honest.
No.83021
>Ziggler wins first fall
>suddenly starts losing endlessly in the commercial until the dish network ad starts
No.83022
>Roode gets a fall win during commercial
No.83023
>Pin during the commercial
Fucks sake dunn.
No.83025
THAT WAS A THREE YOU CLEARLY HEAR IT BEFORE THE KICKOUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.83026
>>83019
It'd be better if she was thiccker.
No.83027
>buried by the company for years
>has to job to every newfag that appears on smackdown
>now has to job to HHHjr. because trips likes him
>will never be allowed to do anything but lose
No.83028
>>83025
You mean to tell me that there was a mistake during a WWE performance?
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>>83027
>HHHjr
What did he mean by this?
No.83030
>>83027
That's ok, they'll give him a two week push when his contract is almost up.
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>>83027
if only there was a place he could go were they appreciate workrate over gimmicks where dolph could thrive
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No.83035
Jesus christ Carmella, I want to sniff her singlet
No.83036
>they're actually doing a halloween version of "bah humbug" as Rusev's heel motive
>they're actually putting memesworth in dog hats
No.83037
>Ywn lick beckys' tighs
I do I deal with this feeling of despair?
No.83040
>implying anyone will give clicks to buzzfeed
<but buzzfags getting BTFO'd by wrestlers would be interesting
No.83041
>>83037
Just lick a potato, it'll taste the same
No.83042
>some ad for a boxing thing
>as if anyone knows who these niggers are
No.83043
>>83041
>Alexa looking down to see a dick
Are you somehow even shorter than her?
No.83044
BIG BREAKFAST BANTER BUTTROCK BOY BARON
No.83045
>>83043
>manlets
Will they ever learn?
No.83046
>>83044
I BRING THE DARKNESS
I BRING THE THUNDER
I COME FROM HELL AND
I'LL PULL YOU UNDER
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>>83047
No that's eeeeevil.
No.83049
>Graves Bookers out on Saxton
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>>83043
I'm 5'1 of course, like all Alexa fans
No.83051
Could Sin Cara beat Corbin in a shoot?
No.83052
>Graves desperately rescues his phone while Sincara sits on the announce table
No.83053
>baron didn't demask kalisto
>the ring help didn't take off their shirts and cover him
baron is a shit heel
No.83054
>>83051
If he can talk better than his other gimmick, maybe.
No.83055
>fucking Shelton Benjamin recreates that ancient meme
No.83056
Big Match Samir baby MMMM
No.83058
>>83057
>Not getting paid in hot dogs and nachos
No.83059
>>83057
>You're and ex wrestler
Big speller corbon
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>>83057
>tfw he didn't type out "HEY ACE" at the start of his bants
No.83062
How will Miz ever recover?
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No.83064
Will this b as worthless as last week's match?
>yes
>yes
No.83065
>>83061
OLD ACE
OLD ACE
[shitty guitar riff]
No.83066
How come jinder cant afford socks?
No.83067
>making AJ go through this
No.83068
>>83067
>Aj could be feuding with kenny right now
No.83069
>AJ getting pooed by Jinder and the Shit Brothers
>Lights dim
>Graves "COULD IT BE IT IS"
>"BULLET CLUB 4 4 4 4 4 LIFE"
>Graves: "Its Tama Haku and King Fale!"
A meme can dream
No.83070
>Owens rocking that JUST hair
No.83071
>Sami pretends to be surprised that a McMahon is a heel and runs the show
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No.83073
>Rusev jobs again
>>83072
>Not chase owens
No.83075
>>83072
>>83073
NJPW wouldn't trade their main-eventers would they
No.83076
>Not giving them a Pagan gimmick
No.83078
>all this hype up for bludgeon brothers
>creative will probably completely botch it when they finally wrestle again
No.83079
>Aiden and Rusev are heels
>everything they say is actually 100% truth about halloween
No.83080
>People think Kofi is dressed as Cornette
No.83081
>tfw Rusev day finally happens
No.83082
RURU WON
Rusev since day one bitch
No.83084
>no Baron Corbin run-in beating up Sincara backstage
No.83085
>>83084
Sincara is undefeated backstage.
No.83086
>>83084
That didn't go so well for Simon Gotch
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>>83024
>It takes this much video editing to make the WYMYN'S REVOLUSHUN look exciting.
If they're not Japanese, they're not worth watching.
No.83089
<they;'re letting Rusev be goofy and have fun
No.83091
>next week: Rusev has to job to AJ
No.83092
>camera pan originates on a team that hasn't been on TV all year
No.83093
>The Colons still have a job and Emma doesn't
No.83095
THE UNDERTAKER RETURNS IN JANUARY
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>>83088
>>83090
>implying any women's wrestling is good
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No.83100
OOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOOOHHH OOOOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOH OOOOOOOH OoooOOOOOoooOOOOOOH
No.83101
someone should go into /woooalt/ and say nigger faggot i dare you
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>>83101
No.
I'm already banned
No.83104
>no money for pyro
<plenty of money for medical lawsuits for shinsuke's intro causing seizures
No.83107
Well that's all the WWE programming for today, later guys
No.83110
>Not sticking around to see the powerpoint presentation.
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No.83113
>>83112
I think they're talking about the taima stream
No.83120
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Happy 20 years of Kane. Don't see how most of these outfits fit for a Kane tribute other than all the red colours.
>Leathersuit Becky
hnnnnnnggggg
No.83123
>>83112
The secondary taima stream room. Taima is made by dudeweedchan so it's inherently full of faggots. One of the mods got really mad when someone said "my nigger" to someone, even though the context was light hearted. I posted that request when that happened to see if any madman would come in and fuck with them some more. I suppose we're mostly all already banned though. They also get really upset about "/pol/ shit" being posted and call for bans, and then get even more mad when someone points out that they can mute problematic people manually by right clicking their name.
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>>83120
I want to hate that Finger Eleven version of his theme, but it just gives me too much nostalgia
No.83127
>Ziggler, Zayn, Owens and next week Rusev all lose qualifying matches for RAW vs SD match.
>Zayn, Owens & Rysev don't like Shane. Ziggler maybe too but not shown unlike those 3.
>All 4 interrupt the SS match and cause SD to lose
>SD nWo formed with these 4 plus Aidan English since he is with rusev i guess
It's happening bois
No.83129
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>>83127
That would be cool. I don't know what to make of Dolph's backstage promo after his match though. Seems pretty JUST to me and seems like he's probably looking to leave WWE
No.83130
>>83127
The New New World Order???
No.83131
>>83129
He'll never leave, should have left last year if he had to.
>People behind the scenes never bolieved
Buried beyond belief already so he could say that some more and it wouldn't matter.
No.83132
>>83129
What's Adolf Wiggler doing in the Impact Zone?!
No.83135
>2016 Shane Mcmahon
>"Smackdown Live is about the superstars"
>Wanted to put an actual wrestler in the SD Survivor series team
>Get forced in the match by Daniel Bryan & the fans that cheered for him
>Go along with it
>2017 Shane Mcmahon
>Invades RAW and commands the whole SD roster to lay it to waste
>"It was part of my job description"
>Goads old and BROKEN Kurt Angle into joining the survivor series match
>Puts himself as the captain of the SD team
>Doesn't give a fuck about anything
What went wrong? The Hell in a Cell match against KO really did make him BROKEN.
No.83140
>>83135
HIAC match injury turned him into a heel. He's just following his family traits. He's a McMahon.
No.83143
>>83130
https://www.instagram.com/p/Ba9pTgFBi0h/
Why isnt ruru world champ yet?
No.83144
>>83143
Probably because he cut his hair. And his old tag partner is champ now.
Still hoping for Murphy to get called up to make a power tag with Ruru and Lana with Alexa as Wamens champs but I'm fantasy booking again…
No.83154
>>83135
>What went wrong good?
The McMahon genes kick in baby!