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Raw Preview: Oct 30, 2017: What will be the aftermath of Raw #UnderSiege?
After the Raw brand suffered an all-out onslaught, courtesy of Commissioner Shane McMahon and the SmackDown roster, and WWE Creative completely failed to capitalize on it the next day, the WWE Universe is chomping at the bit to know what will happen next. WWE.com has some thoughts as Raw and SmackDown prepare to battle for brand supremacy at Survivor Series.
>How will Raw respond to #UnderSiege?
Last week, Commissioner Shane McMahon and the Superstars of SmackDown launched a brutal surprise ransacking that brought Raw completely under siege. But how will Team Red respond?
Even though SmackDown General Manager Daniel Bryan had security CLOSED DOORS on full alert for any retribution Tuesday on SmackDown LIVE, Raw didn’t answer back with a retaliatory strike because Creative sucks. How and when will Raw’s response take place? Will a counter-assault happen at all? What is the current the state of mind of the Raw Superstars? They're BROKEN. Plus, considering that Raw didn’t respond swiftly with a raid of its own on SmackDown LIVE, would Shane dare to attempt a second onslaught on Monday Night Raw this week?
>Who will join the Raw Men and Women’s Traditional Survivor Series Teams?
Just prior to Raw being put under siege, Raw General Manager Kurt Angle was just about to name Team Red combatants in the Men’s Traditional Survivor Series Tag Team Match for the Nov. 19 pay-per-view. Earlier in the night, Alicia Fox stunned the WWE Universe when she overcame booley and Sasha Banks in a Triple Threat Match to become the captain and first official participant in the Women’s Survivor Series Match.
After the turbulent events that closed out last week’s Monday Night Raw, will Angle decide to reevaluate how he selects the remaining members of his teams? Or will the confident GM simply pick up right where he left off and stay the course?
>Will the current Raw titleholders still be in place for their Champion vs. Champion Matches at Survivor Series?
Last Monday, Angle announced a slew of Champion vs. Champion Matches for the Raw vs. SmackDown battle for brand supremacy, but will the titleholders be able to hold on to their championships long enough to defend them on Sunday, Nov. 19?
Though anything can happen in WWE, Universal Champion Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman seem fairly focused on WWE Champion Jinder Mahal, so perhaps The Beast is secure for the time being. But, that same cannot be said for all other Raw titleholders.
Alexa Bliss has consistently represented Team Red as a formidable Raw Women’s Champion, but her attempts to brag about her successful title defense against Mickie James at WWE TLC were spoiled by the six-time Women’s Champion, who took out Little Miss Bliss with a wicked DDT last week on the red brand. Without a doubt, Mickie isn’t done with the “goddess.” Additionally, the undefeated Asuka triumphed over Emma in her Raw debut so hard she quit the company, and it likely won’t be long before The Empress of Tomorrow sets her sights of Raw’s top prize.
In his collective reigns, The Miz has held the Intercontinental Title longer than all but two past Superstars, but can The A-Lister remain champion if he continues to antagonize dangerous forces such as Raw General Manager Kurt Angle and The Shield in his never-ending search for respect? >implying he ever has to defend it
Speaking of The Shield, Raw Tag Team Champions Seth Rollins & Dean Ambrose are not likely to back down from any fight prior to Survivor Series.
>Will Elias still be singing a new tune?
In the middle of his WWE TLC rematch against Jason Jordan last week on Monday Night Raw, Elias introduced his guitar into the contest and knocked the “gold-blooded” Superstar into next week.
Well, now that we are reaching next week, will Jordan be on hand to play his own rendition of “Painful Payback” at his adversary’s expense?
>it's the same shit he had with the 2 minute long feud with Finn Balor
>Who will be next to dare to step up to Kane?
At WWE TLC, Kane took out his own teammate, Braun Strowman, after savagely attacking The Gift of Destruction from behind. The Devil’s Favorite Demon then returned to Monday Night Raw last week to make it clear that he was the only Monster that matters in WWE. Though it has been reported that Strowman will be out for weeks or perhaps even months after being thrown into a garbage truck by his own team at the pay-per-view, The Big Red Machine is looking for competition. After taking care of Finn Bálor in brutal fashion, who will be next?
Don’t miss Monday Night Raw, this Monday at 8/7 C on USA Network.
>inb4 it's Roman Reigns and the next Wrestlemania ends up being a shitty retirement match
No.82718
Kitamura debut tonight boys
No.82722
>Daylight savings time is over
>It's not over in burgerland
>Pro: get to watch raw an hour earlier
>Con: have to watch raw
No.82739
>Absolute state of Lio Rush
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>>82739
>Be too afraid to complain at the wwe for firing your friend
>Pile on the new guy instead because he made a silly joke and get some brownie points
Be a star.
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>>82739
>Lio Rush
Who?
8 MINUTES GET HY
oops wait ram doesn't have the hype bros
GET BROKEN
No.82744
>current year
>using the Inception horn/bass BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP sound for suspense events
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No.82748
TIME FOR KURTS EMASCULATION
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>>82746
Kurt vs HHH is happening brother
No.82750
>The "Smackdown Attacks!" angle is retarded and I don't want to cheer for Shane in this
>Steph is back so I don't want to cheer for RAW
What do
No.82751
>Kurt is going to wrestle at SS
No.82753
>1/2 of 2/3 of the Shield is going to be wrestling Kane for some reason
No.82754
Rev up that emasculation.
No.82757
>Taking it out on Miz because stephanie cut your balls off
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No.82759
booley looking cute as always
No.82760
>Emma was fired
>Nia is still here
No.82761
>>82760
>emma ragequit after jobbing to a jap
>her salary was given to Nia to make her and The Cock happy
No.82762
>booley gets hit with a generic lame move everyone gets hit with dozens of times a week
>somehow gets injured again
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No.82767
FUKC THIS GODDAMN SHOW
THIS TAIMA STREAM TURNS MY PC INTO SLUDGE AND BAELEY JUST LOST TO THIS FAT COW
No.82768
>>82765
Isn't Joe the only not-related Samoan on the roster?
No.82769
Shmo joh is going to kick booley's ass too.
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>>82767
>booleyfag cant into computers
No.82771
OH MYYY
POLYNESIA TONY IS BACK
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No.82773
>huge pops
>has to play the monster heel, written cartoonishly like the heel promo lines in the 2k games
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>>82768
they are all related, how big do you think Samoa is anyway?
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>>82774
I always just thought Joe was from the other family on the island.
No.82777
I just started watching, what did I miss
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>>82770
>Taima using shitty virus ridden stream is somehow my fault
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>>82777
>steph's back to her ballbusting ways
No.82781
>Apollo Crews will never get a push
>Apollo Crews will never be anything more than a designated squash match jobber that's taken slightly more seriously than Curtis Hawkins that somehow has a manager
No.82782
>>82779
>sticking with something that has absolutely no upside
Sounds like a booleyfag to me
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>>82779
>using taima for television broadcasts instead of shit on the network you can't watch with a basic cable subscription
No.82784
I'm amazed how fast Apollo was buried. When he debuted I thought that he was going to be midcard champ or better.
No.82785
>>82782
What else am I supposed to use
>Baeleyfag
Damn proud of it too
>>82783
>Cable in 2017
No.82786
Celebrating 25 years of Raw
> last 3 or so years have been shit RAM
No.82787
>two black men choked out in baltimore
No.82788
>>82784
I thought titus worldwide was going somewhere but they dont even rep tozawa anymore.
No.82789
>Steph is back
<Booley jobs, and is still a loser
<Let's bring back the Authority despite Authority segments were abysmal
Is it me, or does try to ruin his own shows around the Fall and Winter to see how much shit will the audience take?
No.82793
>>82787
below average night then
>>82785
literally anything else. A fucking retarded child, who has nary a sense of anything, can stumble over to his keyboard, drool on it, slam his sausage fingers into the keys just precisely enough to type "watch wrestling" into a search engine, a term he punches in because all he's aware of is what he wants to do immediately within his 5 second attention span, and that retard can stumble upon a better stream than Taima.
No.82795
BOLIEVE
It's all you have to do
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>>82795
>bolow average night then
>Thing going to bo Above average now
WILL BO SHATTER THE HARDIES
No.82799
Miz's reign is about to be BROKEN.
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>>82802
>>No legs
<They wouldn't fit in the chapel
No.82805
>>82799
>>82800
>two dubs in a row
MATT WILL DELETE THE MIZ'S OBSOLETE TITLE REIGN
No.82807
Matt will never become BROKEN
No.82808
>fast count when miz hits one single move and wins
Fucking garbage. Miz is even worse than Jinder in terms of titleholders that don't deserve the title. Fucking waste of talent.
No.82809
Miz and Matt Hardy are both great performers, this match was pretty good but could've been great were they given more time. Miz is an excellent heel and Matt has unlimited charisma. That being said this match deserved a better ending.
No.82810
>Forcing me to watch this shit again.
No.82812
Call up dakota kai and replace booley.
No.82814
>>82811
Only patricians like alexa.
No.82815
>>82811
Oh booleyfag, you always ROOK the same
No.82816
>>82815
I'm not the booleyfag, retard
No.82817
Only 5'7 ""men"" like Alexa
No.82818
That is a whole lotta pretty and a whole lotta crazy
No.82819
>Sometimes I have dreams I'm walking down the beach with Asuka
Jesus fuck Corey, calm it down, you're on TV man
No.82820
Is that Emma? Didn't she get released? Why is she fighting Asska AGAIN?
No.82821
>>82820
Random jabroni, Emma, what's the difference?
No.82824
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bawh818HaL7/
She's coming to me brother
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No.82826
>Booker is keeping the Bookering out meme alive
No.82829
>Wwe is actually doing a piss vs poo match
I like this timeline.
No.82830
>come back from a long commercial BREAK
>20 second backstage segment with Daniel Bryan
>lights go out
>commercial time again
No.82832
>not just using your phone flashlight
No.82833
BAH GAWD IT'S KANE
HE BROKE HIM IN HALF
No.82835
D…DID BRYAN JUST TAKE A BUMP?
I…IS IT HABBEDING?
No.82836
>>82833
Buh GAWD
>THOSE DUBS
No.82837
>Bryan bumping via sound effects
No.82838
>they somehow fucked up Cesaro and Sheamus's entrance
No.82839
>>82835
yes because the lights were out for no reason
No.82840
>>82837
I bet the sfx guy got heat for not selling it enough
No.82841
>Finn completely no-sells a sharpshooter and seems to have zero damage taken from it
No.82842
>These threads used to get 200 replies
No.82843
THAT WAS THE WORST TOMBSTONE I'VE EVER SEEN
IT DOESN'T EVEN GIVE THE ILLUSION OF DROPPING HIM ON HIS HEAD
No.82844
The one last week got 274 replies >>82842
No.82845
>>82841
At times I wonder if people even remember how Cesaro got the sharpshooter.
>>82842
There's still an hour left and we're more than halfway there, relax.
No.82846
>when you've been away for awhile and once you get back, everyone in the writer's room wants to use you for an angle
Goddam, creative must've really missed Kane. I just started watching and he's been in every segment i've seen so far.
No.82848
>>82845
I stopped watching after Baeley lost to the fat cow
also
>Implying the 3rd hour matters
No.82849
Guys how should I make my Bo Wyatt look in 2K18
No.82850
>Shield Seth Rollins fighting Kane
What year is this?
No.82851
>>82848
>I stopped watching after Baeley lost to the fat cow
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Also:
I call bullshit
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No.82854
>>82848
>stopped watching
>because an irrelevant jobber that was never good lost
No.82855
>>82849
Make him look like Randy Orton and have him set something on fire.
No.82856
Wait, why are Sheamus and Cesaro still out there?
No.82857
>absolutely zero pop or interest from the crowd for the entire sequence
No.82858
>women's match is tonight's main event
Bo Dallas returning and being allowed to talk is genuinely the only good part of tonight's show.
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>>82859
>the JUST club vs JUST Slater and JUSTno
JUST fuck my RAW up.
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>>82861
>inb4 BRAUN comes out and beats them all up
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>>82862
>Braun is braun
Thank you booker
No.82866
>a no rules meme match
>Slater and Rhyno only ever come out and get put on TV when they're called to job
This could be an entertaining meme and means the JUST club could get a slight push out of it.
Booker vs Corey Graves grudge match when?
No.82867
And just like that, this match instantly has more tables than the last PPV, which has Tables in the fucking name.
No.82869
The commentary team doesn't even know what to say, was this match penciled in at the last minute?
It's actually unironically entertaining.
No.82871
>massive elaborate setup that will require a lot of cleanup before the next match
>make the match last stupidly short
>completely ruining the fun match
1 step forward, 3 steps back, every single time.
No.82873
>>82871
To top it off, whoever's in the next match is going to attempt a high risk move, slip on pumpin gristle and completely JUST their shit.
Screencap this post.
No.82874
>>82873
Shit, PUMPKIN gristle that is. Ah, goddamit I take it back, DON'T screencap that post.
No.82876
>>82875
>Shit, PUMPKIN gristle that is. Ah, goddamit I take it back, DON'T screencap that post.
Thus the grand Justening was commence and even the memer was JUST.
No.82877
when is this guy getting buried?
No.82878
>Elias' song was unironically good
No.82879
>they left Elias's lapel microphone on when the fighting happened
>Kevin Dunn is going to get chewed out for that huge mic interference sound
>they're actually trying to have Elias be all concerned and scared about a guitar being BROKEN
>a week after intentionally BREAKing one
No.82880
RIP guitar
>tfw Guitar Heaven is filled with Jeff Jarrets old guitars
No.82881
>booker still burying jordan
No.82882
>>82881
Is he planning to re-establish The Main Event Mafia?
No.82885
>20 minutes left in the show
>main event is a women's match
>fucking Enzo comes out for some reason
No.82886
who the fuck is this jobber
No.82887
>dat whitebread pronunciation of SAWWWFFFTTT…
KEK, ENZO SEETHING
No.82888
G…Guys, I just realized, they're using the piss BREAK main event to bring the audience down.
We #UnderSiege v2.0 tonight?
No.82889
Well that match was entirely worth wasting time and shortening the actually entertaining meme match for.
No.82891
>>82888
>We #UnderSiege v2.0 tonight?
see >>82882
IT'S THE MAIN EVENT MAFIA GUYS
No.82892
>>82888
Why did I all-caps the word BREAK? I don't remember doing that. Please tell me there's a wordfilter for piss BREAK because it feels like i've been making gaffes like this all month. Either there's a wordfilter in place or i'm having a stroke.
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No.82895
>>82892
>he keeps manually all-capsing the word
Are you ok, anon? Did you hit your head?
No.82896
>>82895
It's been a month, bro. I'll leave it at that. Haha, don't fuck with me like that.
Y..You're fucking with me, right.
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>>82896
You did it again, just with another word. ARE you sure you're ok?
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No.82899
>>82892
idk what the fuck you're talking about, all your text is in lower caps on my screen
No.82902
>another championship match out of nowhere that is a total waste of time
No.82903
> current year meme +2
>CM Punk chants still occur
Think about the kind of impact he had on WWE when people still reference his chants. Few others have made that kind of impact
>mfw
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>>82903
I know a lot of people shit on him, but he was a huge reason I stayed from 2008-2014.
No.82905
>no "trash truck crushes the limo" spot
No.82906
Kek, so how does this work exactly? Did Braun get out of the clearly white garbage truck we saw him dumped in a couple weeks ago, climb into a red garbage truck in another city, then wait until this moment to climb out. Or did he climb out of the white garbage truck into the red one, then let it drive him all the way to the new city.
The logistics of what I just saw makes my insides do a happy dance. So ridiculous and I love all of it.
No.82907
>set up a table spot
>don't use it
No.82910
>they want Braun to destroy Curtis Axel while Miz runs away
No.82911
I think Strowman hit Axel so hard he finally eliminated him from the Royal Rumble
No.82912
>>82911
I actually feel bad for Axel
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No.82914
At least there was closure on the table
No.82915
If creative has any sense this will BREAK up the Miztourage and turn Bo and Axel against Miz for letting Curt get beat up this badly then the two join the Wyatt Family
No.82916
Thank god the table got its moment.
Next question is how do you set up anyone to beat Braun clean ever?
No.82918
>>82916
Braun eats bullshit pins all the time On paperview
No.82919
>>82917
Anyone other than him. Jinder sure as shit couldn't believably beat Braun clean. Who else is there?
>>82918
He is a Wyatt after all.
No.82920
>>82919
Jinder can't believably beat anyone clean, that's not braun's fault.
No.82921
>>82920
Dude, have you ever seen the Poo in person. Dude is diesel as fuck. He may not have the win record to match but as far as raw physicality, he's a very believable champion.
No.82922
>>82919
>>82919
The [LOUD BOOING] bbygurl
#ahhyezzir
No.82933
>>82716
>2:30 AM
>look at board again
>realize I forgot to put an actual edition name in and left a placeholder
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>>82921
>Diesel
>Kevin Nash as a loser jobber
That's certainly what Jinder's career should be.
No.83150
>Matt Hardy comes out for a match next week
>he has a new ring attire
>it's the chad outfit from the cuckchan "virgin x vs chad y" meme
No.83266
Undertaker, Kevin Nash and HBK are returning for the 25th anniversary of RAW on January 22nd 2018.