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Elimination Chamber some fucking time | Rules

File: 859d3ad9fcda1c6⋯.jpg (211.33 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20170605_Raw_Brock--825516….jpg)

 No.81834

Raw preview: Oct. 23, 2017: Brock Lesnar to respond to Jinder Mahal’s WWE Survivor Series challenge on Raw

After WWE Champion Jinder Mahal threw down the gantlet Universal Champion Brock Lesnar, how will The Beast and the unspoken Paul Heyman respond to the bold Survivor Series challenge by The Modern Day Maharaja?

>tfw WWE hired a poojeet to write the summary and it doesn't make sense grammatically

>Brock Lesnar to respond to Jinder Mahal’s WWE Survivor Series challenge on Raw

Jinder Mahal, you have Brock Lesnar’s attention.

After SmackDown LIVE’s WWE Champion threw down the gauntlet for a match against Raw’s Universal Champion, The Beast Incarnate will issue his response to The Modern Day Maharaja next Monday night, live on Raw.

Should Lesnar accept this Champion vs. Champion Match challenge, the WWE Universe will bear witness to a battle of brand supremacy at WWE Survivor Series on Sunday, Nov. 19. How will The Anomaly respond?

>BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK LESSSSSSSSSSSSSSNARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR has a new nickname now

Don’t miss Raw at 8/7 C on USA Network!

>Is anybody ready …?

No.

Asuka has arrived, and the entire Team Red Women’s roster has officially been put on notice. The Empress of Tomorrow was all but perfect in her Raw debut against Emma at WWE TLC, and the field is wide-open for the former NXT Women’s Champion to make her mark on Raw. The only question is who will be brave — or foolish — enough to test her first.

Will it be Alexa Bliss, who retained the Raw Women’s Championship in a hard-fought match against Mickie James at WWE TLC? Another big winner on Sunday was Sasha Banks, who would be more than happy to step into the squared circle with Raw’s newest female Superstar. Perhaps it’s time for Baylay (that's actually how the original article spells it) and Asuka to pick up where they left off back in NXT?

Tune in to Raw to see Alexa get BTFO tonight at 8/7 C, live on USA Network.

>What will Kane have to say about his attack on Braun Strowman?

Kurt Angle absolutely brought the house down when he returned to action for the first time in over 11 years to help Raw Tag Team Champions Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins of The Shield triumph in a hard-fought Tables, Ladders & Chairs Match at WWE TLC.

However, as much as tonight’s Raw will be about the winners, it will certainly also be about what happened between the members of the losing team - from Kane’s brutal attack on Braun Strowman to Strowman’s incomprehensible return to his feet and subsequent counter assault to the entire team eventually hurling The Monster Among Men into a garbage truck.

Will Strowman reemerge on Raw in one piece? And what in the name of all that is (un)holy will The Big Red Machine have to say in response to the unbeliveable bedlam that took place?

>That’s Amore … but for how long?

Too long.

205 Live once again became the Realest Show in the Room when Enzo Amore cheated Kalisto as WWE Cruiserweight Champion. The win brings The King of Flight back down to earth and once again positions Smacktalker Shiteater as the don of the Cruiserweight division. Enzo had been a bit more generous to his compatriots leading up to his title match, and with Kalisto owed a rematch and Mustafa Ali waiting in the wings, he’ll need that backup a lot more than he might be willing to admit.

>What will be the Extraordinary next step?

Finn Bálor may not have been able to get Bray Wyatt off his back once and for all at WWE TLC, but his Demon denied SmackDown LIVE’s AJ Styles in a one-off confrontation that came about when The Phenomenal One stepped in to bat cleanup. With The Phenomenal One surely back on Team Blue, Bálor faces his next step in his goal to reclaim the Universal Championship. What will the “Extraordinary Man” do?

>Bray feud all but canceled

 No.81837

>>81834

>Brocks bored face


 No.81844

>>81834

>The Anomaly

STOP FOOLING AROUND, ANOMALY!


 No.81858

Booley heel turn?


 No.81860

File: 24911681e551105⋯.png (20.08 KB, 259x224, 37:32, 6323015.png;compress=true.png)

>>81858

NO

AND STOP CALLING HER BOOLEY


 No.81861

>>81858

Reminder that there were three women's matches yesterday and bayley still couldn't get on the show.

Just her and dana.


 No.81863

So how does Braun return from the dead?


 No.81864

>>81863

He shouts that famous line and throws an ambulance at everyone.


 No.81865

File: 971aaef164336a9⋯.gif (959.54 KB, 340x197, 340:197, tensai.gif)

http://www.wwe.com/shows/wwetlc/2017/polls/who-should-challenge-alexa-bliss-next


 No.81866

>>81865

Is this how the wwe tells summer rae she's fired?


 No.81867

File: 69027da677dba9a⋯.png (41.56 KB, 1163x815, 1163:815, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.81868

File: 8b74a38f2715a11⋯.jpg (225.54 KB, 624x720, 13:15, 1455430770317.jpg)

>campbell soup commercial

>entire thing is illegal spics that don't speak english with an english voiceover


 No.81869

File: 9a5d7ffd3ec2049⋯.jpg (128.8 KB, 1284x722, 642:361, 25_Summer_09232013JR_224b.jpg)

>>81866

pls no

she's good and is a qt, fire that fat cow jax


 No.81870

File: 38f11f8e9ff17f5⋯.gif (1.97 MB, 320x190, 32:19, 42faddc20377baa5b69f33ca0d….gif)

>massive pops at show start


 No.81871

>>81869

Wrong.


 No.81872

Of all the bullshit they chant from the crowd, "YOU STILL GOT IT" is the fucking worst.


 No.81873

All these champ vs champ matches will just bury one of the brands.


 No.81874

>Alexa vs Natalya

>Miz vs THE BARON

>bix noods vs 2/3 Shield

>pooman vs THE BEAST ANOMALY

>2 elimination matches

What a card.


 No.81875

>>81873

Selective burials can be beneficial though.

>Miz buries Corbin

>Seth and Dean bury the Biz Nood Usos

>The women's elimination match buries itself

How much better is the product now?


 No.81876

>Curtis Axel is still hanging around Miz after being thrown out and sidelined


 No.81877

>Two heel vs heel matches


 No.81879

>>81874

AND THE CROWD GOES…Mild.


 No.81880

File: 57accdecd8d9e03⋯.jpg (46.69 KB, 638x637, 638:637, tumblr_odqvqml7Vx1uevp07o1….jpg)

>>81871

t. cow lover


 No.81881

File: 22386bba74cf64c⋯.jpg (64.32 KB, 640x640, 1:1, cold steel.jpg)

>>81875

>disrespecting THE BARON


 No.81882

>>81860

Not my fault your wrestlewaifu sucks, and is a loser in the ring, and a loser at life.


 No.81883

>>81880

>cow that can wrestle

vs

>stick figure that even Dana gets more screen time than


 No.81884

AJ STYLES OUT OF NOWHERE

>Curtis is buried again


 No.81886

>>81861

What ever happened to Dana?


 No.81887

File: fa6b27a790d2054⋯.png (584.51 KB, 587x583, 587:583, bayley8.png)

>>81882

Blame shitty ram writers, not her.


 No.81889

>>81886

Her roidy boyfriend died.


 No.81890

>>81883

>Nia

>good wrestler

go back to making shitty movies, Dwayne


 No.81891

>>81887

I'm also blaming her for not changing shit up, and being a shitty wrestler.

>>81889

Is she coming back to the ring to botch anytime soon?


 No.81892

>>81891

She was on last week or the week before.


 No.81894

File: 126742081c94a0e⋯.png (599.48 KB, 540x640, 27:32, GallowsAnderson_titles--1e….png)

>aj back again

>there won't be a segment with him and the good brothers


 No.81895

THEYRE ROLLIN

<Dean wincing in pain

Heh


 No.81896

>random beep in the audio

>doesn't even sound like a censor beep

>no like it's censoring anything


 No.81897

File: 8d016e01a5e0cd4⋯.png (31.41 KB, 630x264, 105:44, the JUST club_2.PNG)


 No.81898

File: 05a0b29a94a9537⋯.jpg (18.72 KB, 281x350, 281:350, ishygddt.jpg)

>tries to win with a DDT


 No.81899

File: 91346aed750e67e⋯.gif (458.96 KB, 150x113, 150:113, austin.gif)

>>81898

A DDT is a great finisher


 No.81900

Fucking hell, that lasted way too long.


 No.81901

File: 35e46df1096b857⋯.png (478.01 KB, 442x589, 442:589, 35e46df1096b8575afdddf4214….png)

>AJ kept on RAM two days in a row

>wins both times


 No.81902

BAH GOD IT'S KANE


 No.81903

Holy shit that was the most uninspired stomping I've ever seen. What the fuck Cesaro?


 No.81904

>>81901

He lost yesterday.


 No.81905

>>81903

He's downgraded to Miztourage 2.0 status.


 No.81906

>Asuka already nerfed


 No.81907

File: 4bab6b07e89c4ee⋯.jpg (87.41 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 22500457_781861798652336_2….jpg)

Where is Bayley


 No.81908

>>81907

Being autistic somewhere like a faggot


 No.81909

Braun is legitimately dead and Balor is gonna waste his time on Kane? Chalk one up for "didn't actually expect this"


 No.81910

File: 73bdb79cee1158d⋯.jpg (36.16 KB, 854x480, 427:240, welcome to the watering ho….jpg)

>set up Kane vs Braun feud

>it's non-demon Finn vs Kane instead


 No.81911

>>81907

Booley died on her way home to Loserville.


 No.81912

>>81910

>TotalDivasEps

In my want of having a webm of the original chair throw, I now regret going to twitter and pulling it from these guys' page. We shouldn't outsource caps and grabs, especially to the Twitter cancerhole.


 No.81913

File: e304ff7af7e83ec⋯.png (456 KB, 854x480, 427:240, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.81914

>>81910

>it's not Kane vs. BorkThe Anomaly instead.


 No.81915

File: 3ea5d98bec0977c⋯.jpg (66.14 KB, 952x546, 68:39, here to wet your whistle.jpg)


 No.81916

File: fb8a77132ee5bc3⋯.jpg (68.87 KB, 977x610, 977:610, i'm here to wet something ….jpg)

>tfw it's going to be a reboot of Finn's feud with Bray

>Finn will need to eventually become The Demon again to beat Kane


 No.81917

File: 0ae69f282600db4⋯.jpg (86.99 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 22710195_273294106524333_2….jpg)

>>81908

>she will never be autistic with me

>>81911

That's Nias hometown


 No.81918

>>81875

>>Seth and Dean bury the Biz Nood Usos

Motherfucker, did you not see the absolute fucking clinic these boys and the New Day put on at HiaC?? Are you not seeing how great they've been these past few months? Don't make me come over there.


 No.81919

>>81917

And Booley's


 No.81920

>>81913

Thanks for the fix, easy as it was. The sentiment though is what I hope lasts. In-house production.


 No.81921

File: 8d98efbde4adec1⋯.jpg (52.18 KB, 899x585, 899:585, how about that pigskin how….jpg)

>three chokeslams

>no tombstone to finish him off


 No.81922

Str…Strowman's coming back tonight, right guys? That's a colossal opportunity, storywise, WWE aren't going to fuck this up, are they?


 No.81923

File: 4930e0c13ecd7db⋯.png (327.77 KB, 243x612, 27:68, beeg.png)


 No.81924

>Make Finn awesome last night

<Make him a weak faggot tonight

Th…this booking can't be fucking real. What a shitty way to get his demon gimmick to fight Kane.

He is gonna go demon on Kane, right? Right?


 No.81925

File: 3929d86ebb6ea2c⋯.jpg (55.22 KB, 780x641, 780:641, now that's what i'm talkin….jpg)

>Kane makes a face like he's going to pull a heelish post-match beatdown of Finn

>they cut to the next segment instead


 No.81926

>Kurt vs Shane at SS

MAKE IT HAPPEN


 No.81927

>>81924

THE DEMON KANG VS THE DEMON KANE

The booking practically writes itself, Maggle!


 No.81928

File: 49c734a0a40b36c⋯.png (281.6 KB, 616x497, 88:71, 49c734a0a40b36c67b57b5c16c….png)

>first wrestling clip of the asska promo is her beating up booley


 No.81929

File: efab7ce0ae657cd⋯.webm (5.41 MB, 640x360, 16:9, [SWEARING EXTERNALLY].webm)

>>81919

STOP CALLING HER "BOOLEY"


 No.81930

File: 62a302a2e3e799d⋯.jpg (10.87 KB, 160x160, 1:1, bork.jpg)

#underseige is the prefer tag for the current state of WWE's product.

thanks writers


 No.81931

File: ed4b440af72eec2⋯.jpg (36.69 KB, 260x344, 65:86, depressed_cena.jpg)

>Ride Along season 2

>there's Bo Dallas in it

>no WWE Network subscription


 No.81932

File: ed5958c53ff0fb3⋯.jpg (25.01 KB, 374x466, 187:233, asuka smirks.jpg)


 No.81933

>>81929

>his entire gimmick is being tourette's guy


 No.81934

File: 584f353dba336e5⋯.png (105.75 KB, 299x276, 13:12, bo upset.png)

>>81931

>being too retarded to find a stream


 No.81935

File: f2a0b2d647c8857⋯.jpg (17.36 KB, 500x375, 4:3, happyjack.jpg)

>>81929

<Booleyfag triggered

LOL


 No.81936

File: 73cde59b017a549⋯.png (121.54 KB, 477x280, 477:280, bitch.png)


 No.81937

File: 329b585561ea5a1⋯.jpg (70.37 KB, 1310x873, 1310:873, 329b585561ea5a14904cc182ab….jpg)

>>81934

>illegally streaming instead of paying the low low price of $9.99 a month for the WWE Network™


 No.81938

File: ca37e2af440277e⋯.jpg (52.21 KB, 610x454, 305:227, HOLY SHIT A BIRD IN THE HO….jpg)

>>81936

>>81933

Honestly, I'd actually be interested in someone whose gimmick that is. Too bad we're still closer to PG than 14A


 No.81939

>get free front row tickets to Raw

>can't be arsed to get off your phone for the one photo op of the night


 No.81940

Here's hoping booley is the opponent so she can get squashed.


 No.81941

File: 3254fc8d529daa1⋯.jpg (35.87 KB, 600x363, 200:121, love.jpg)


 No.81942

Oh, fuck my life, this match again. Shit was atrocious last night.

Hate when WWE does this slapping shit. It's so demeaning.


 No.81943

>it's just Emma going for a rematch even though it wasn't a title match and has no rematch guarantee clause

>can't see booley get wrecked live


 No.81944

so, is emma back to jobber status?


 No.81945

>>81944

Emma BREAKs the undefeated record.


 No.81946

>>81944

Was she ever anything else?


 No.81948

File: 8f811b24050a467⋯.gif (990.71 KB, 245x205, 49:41, pillman.gif)

>>81935

HER NAME IS BAYLEY YOU RETARD


 No.81949

>>81948

Was her name always spelled like that?


 No.81950

>>81946

a clumsy dancer when she was with santino?


 No.81951

>>81944

>back


 No.81952

>tfw Emma is in eternal burial mode because the Emmalina rebrand flopped and got canceled for looking too much like it was framing her as a tranny


 No.81953

>>81948

>a browning hi-power


 No.81954

I hope Bayley has screen time tonight and she gets booed


 No.81955

File: f14d4cb55a098f3⋯.png (344.73 KB, 542x362, 271:181, f14d4cb55a098f308ae3416dcd….png)

>a slow, lazy, shitty version of AJ's rapid hits move


 No.81956

>taps out after a 3 second submission hold

BURIED


 No.81957

File: e2f19899725aaad⋯.jpg (77.97 KB, 602x635, 602:635, seppeku.jpg)

>asuka is never as attractive outside the ring as she is in it


 No.81958

>Asuka will be Tozawas girlfriend on 205 Live in a month


 No.81959

>Asuka learned

>Won't make the same mistakes

<Nearly defeated by Emma

Yup, totally dominting. At least she's not Booley.


 No.81960

>>81958

Good.


 No.81961

>Alexa is up next

>two womens segments in a row

>booley heel turn attack imminent


 No.81962

>>81961

Fucking new fags get out.


 No.81963

>>81962

booley booley booley booley booley booley


 No.81964

>>81963

My God, you are new. Lurk moar.


 No.81965

File: 95595e81e6e8aa0⋯.png (304.14 KB, 449x395, 449:395, 95595e81e6e8aa0b653d10513f….png)

>trying the "ur jus jelous XD" argument

>this writing


 No.81966

File: 3923f2bb0dd464f⋯.jpg (46.26 KB, 550x550, 1:1, why though.jpg)

Why would they get a girl from Ohio to pull a "country bumpkins" angle when they're in fucking Wisconsin? Is my geography that far off? Aren't Ohio and Wisconsin really close, and NOT midwest?


 No.81967

ALEXA BTFO'D'D'D'D'DDD'DDD'DDD'D''D


 No.81968

File: 00fa35c521f3b61⋯.gif (1.92 MB, 500x281, 500:281, Brock Lesnar.gif)

>This promo

Wisconsin isnt the south ya dumb pornstar looking bitch


 No.81969

File: 1614b240e4dd7f7⋯.png (85.74 KB, 236x287, 236:287, mickey thick thighs1.png)

File: dac7174a80f4a75⋯.png (999.06 KB, 740x1110, 2:3, mickey3.png)

File: 3f58795070cb7ae⋯.png (858.51 KB, 754x1023, 754:1023, mickey2.png)

File: 66b7f95337bd83d⋯.png (1.19 MB, 770x1044, 385:522, mickey1.png)

>>81965

>Based Thicci working my penis into a shoot


 No.81970

>>81969

>69 get

Wew, make it so, inshallah.


 No.81971

File: 12ba588229747a3⋯.png (76.72 KB, 300x100, 3:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>81964

Booley even has a banner hahahahah

https://banners.8ch.net/banners/wooo/1504292993461.jpg


 No.81973

>What're your superpowers again?

>I'm rich.

>Not "I'm Batman!"

One goddam, motherfucking job, famalam.


 No.81974

File: bc85b1ee0ff9de9⋯.png (614.84 KB, 492x587, 492:587, bc85b1ee0ff9de97925f8260fa….png)

>>81971

>it's even in comic sans


 No.81975

File: 1bb628b57bad004⋯.jpg (12.74 KB, 200x200, 1:1, AHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH.jpg)

>>81973

>I have two different streams open

>RAM stream muted, other one not

>Switch to RAM to unmute as JL commercial comes on

>Other stream says "Apes" in perfect time with Cyborg walking on screen


 No.81976

File: 94bbfa64d41eb41⋯.png (170.76 KB, 299x276, 13:12, raw disgust bo.PNG)

>booing Elias


 No.81977

File: c9b11c6a2b64971⋯.jpg (15.24 KB, 300x100, 3:1, BayleyB.jpg)

>>81971

Some funny man decided to add it, I didn't put it on.

AND STOP CALLING HER BOOLEY


 No.81978

File: 8eb85dd4f37693c⋯.jpg (18.53 KB, 312x311, 312:311, 8eb85dd4f37693ce086ec1a4e4….jpg)

>>81975

>watching capeshit


 No.81979

File: 274fe9ada6e0e99⋯.jpg (218.52 KB, 1200x860, 60:43, edgge.jpg)

>>81978

>Seeing a commercial is watching capeshit


 No.81980

File: 8e508a714431aa4⋯.jpg (53.53 KB, 400x300, 4:3, bayley.jpg)

>>81977

Should we call her Jayley instead?


 No.81981

File: 3865ec41fe2d0e7⋯.png (72.2 KB, 639x148, 639:148, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.81982

>Elias vs Jordan is an official feud now

Hopefully it does better than the atrocious attempt at a feud with Apollo Crews and Titus Oneil.


 No.81983

>>81982

what would possibly compel someone to cheer for Jordan in this feud?


 No.81984

File: f993384265652f8⋯.mp4 (5.73 MB, 720x404, 180:101, dabfag.mp4)

>#FireTJP


 No.81985

>they quieted Booker's mic after last night


 No.81986

i'm getting worked with all these BROKEN guitars


 No.81987

>dat bruise

Holy shit, that was brutal. Th…That wasn't one of the Jarrett gimmick guitars, was it?


 No.81988

Look at the welt that was blatantly just painted on Jason Jordan's arm! The power of those 500000 pound reinforced guitars.


 No.81989

File: d97de3dc06295c8⋯.jpg (11.1 KB, 224x255, 224:255, 1465411395650.jpg)

>>81980

>>81981

She doesn't look like Leno or get booed


 No.81990

File: 5fd12af0390f62a⋯.jpg (79.64 KB, 545x296, 545:296, bay leno.jpg)

>>81989

sure thing bud


 No.81991

Why does pissman have the generic WWE sideplates on his belt?


 No.81992

MAHARAJETTY SEETHING


 No.81993

File: e53a9e0c258da50⋯.jpg (37.34 KB, 738x738, 1:1, e53a9e0c258da508c0152a8acb….jpg)

>Jinder Ma[voice crack]hal

>sing-along brothers

>loser


 No.81994

File: 0fb60182710097f⋯.jpg (64.15 KB, 612x574, 306:287, 0fb60182710097fd45b225a839….jpg)

>The Brand that Brags Brock Lesnar

Are we The Board that Brags Brock Lesnar then?


 No.81995

File: 7856f54815a95bc⋯.jpg (90.36 KB, 754x790, 377:395, jinderpissed.jpg)

HOW DARE THIS KIKE DISRESPECT THE MAHARAJA


 No.81996

PG ERA NAMEDROP


 No.81997

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>81989

Whatever you say man


 No.81998

Kevin Dunn crowd mute or zero pop?


 No.81999

File: b8251d06909cd5f⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.77 MB, 1945x1100, 389:220, ClipboardImage.png)

>>81995

>Yids getting uppity

Send for the motherfucking man.


 No.82000

File: 4dda9f5e12a1141⋯.png (562.52 KB, 516x607, 516:607, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.82001

>"basically" the entire loserweight division in the ring at once

wew


 No.82002

Look at that, booley does get airtime tonight.

>she's going to job to botcha


 No.82003

File: 478f1dbd2c68887⋯.webm (4.02 MB, 890x496, 445:248, Booley.webm)

>>81997

Kek, Booley confirmed


 No.82004

File: 75fdba254e8b252⋯.jpg (1.03 MB, 1080x809, 1080:809, 21480617_1430960153647740_….jpg)

Bayley gonna win this one


 No.82005

File: a9da72ba353abfc⋯.gif (416.74 KB, 350x197, 350:197, IMG_1131.GIF)

>Pyro budget transferred to Mumps prevention

HAHAHAHA I just noticed that


 No.82006

>>82003

>looking like she's about to cry because she got booed

Kek, I forgot how great that segment was.


 No.82007

File: 23e1cfdd05c4862⋯.png (55.47 KB, 251x328, 251:328, das it mane.png)

>>82005

Pyro has been gone for months brother


 No.82008

Maybe Bork is right not to be a full-timer. He'll get the mumps.


 No.82009

>>82007

board subtitle


 No.82010

>>82005

>>82007

I think he meant the whole "transferred to mumps prevention" part of it


 No.82011

File: bc85b1ee0ff9de9⋯.png (614.84 KB, 492x587, 492:587, bc85b1ee0ff9de97925f8260fa….png)

>booley comes out

>zero pop

>crowd sounds muted

Must be getting booed.


 No.82012

>>82011

Dunn is marking out.


 No.82013

File: 2e3e589a0866c09⋯.png (167.29 KB, 613x609, 613:609, bayley.png)

That don't sound like booing to me, boyos.


 No.82014

>>82013

Stop marking out.


 No.82015

>>82013

Show more Bayley midriff


 No.82016

File: 52459f2d67a6a0c⋯.jpg (68.9 KB, 600x800, 3:4, laughing okada.jpg)

>>82013

Sounds like the crowd went absolutely mild


 No.82017

>Keep slipping in crucifixion imagery in between voiceover about "those trying to destroy our country", "the banks", "the government"

Is Damnation going to be as redpilled as I think it will, or am I just seeing things?


 No.82018

>>82017

Who's funding it?


 No.82019

>>82017

>Hollywood movie

>redpilled

Your best bet is to go in with low expectations so you're not disappointed.


 No.82020

>Xbox One X

>Burned by Xbox One being dubbed Xbone, they explicitly give their new box the built in nickname XBOX

Please, oh please tell me fans are calling this thing the Xbone X.


 No.82021

>>82017

It's clearly showing that person and his group as the villain and has clips of racemixers.


 No.82022

>booley isn't even in the ring after commercial BREAK


 No.82023

File: 545671ec01417d2⋯.png (403.63 KB, 500x600, 5:6, 09477fc9545cb3258866314b84….png)

>>82016

Sounds like you need to get your ears checked


 No.82024

>>82023

>still marking out


 No.82025

>>82023

Sounds like Bayley needs to show more midriff.


 No.82026

File: 322ca1bdee68ae2⋯.png (185.64 KB, 329x275, 329:275, 322ca1bdee68ae26dca65bfa5d….png)

>live shitposting with the bell


 No.82027

File: b84c594f8b68562⋯.png (115.21 KB, 224x245, 32:35, snek face.PNG)

>bayley botching the fuck out of that middle rope move


 No.82028

>this ref again

This guy seems to always go out of his way to insert himself in the match. I mean I understand making calls, but with him it's always a spectacle.


 No.82029

http://www.denofgeek.com/us/culture/wrestling/268444/impact-wrestling-fires-jeff-jarrett

NEVER


 No.82030

File: 831c8fdaa4ba13c⋯.png (393.53 KB, 458x342, 229:171, weiner eating contest.PNG)

>booley takes one bump getting back into the ring after being screwed out of a win by botcha

>AREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEcia Fox wins


 No.82031

File: b6226341530ef30⋯.png (326.13 KB, 530x535, 106:107, the elf king is not amused.png)

>>82023

>Sasha takes all the offense

>Bayley crawls into the ring just to eat the pin

Wew, being a Bayley fan must be penultimate suffering.


 No.82032

File: 79eeafeae70c765⋯.jpg (25.73 KB, 371x353, 371:353, bayley JUST.JPG)

HAHAHAHAHA BOOLEY BTFO'D'D'D'D'D'D


 No.82033

File: 7feccfc092a3679⋯.gif (2.19 MB, 300x169, 300:169, bronson.gif)

This fucking show I swear to god, Bayley doesnt deserve this


 No.82034

>>82033

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD


 No.82035

File: 0abce6fa5cdf388⋯.webm (7.29 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, The guy Laughing so hard ….webm)

>>82033

yes she does


 No.82036

>>82029

>Jarrett leaves

Y-you're fired! Take that!


 No.82037

Bayley = Booley wordfilter please


 No.82038

>>82033

That's what you get for marking out.


 No.82039

File: c346d77430f2d28⋯.png (868.18 KB, 726x551, 726:551, bo curses enzo.png)

>loserweights are the main event

>Enzo stole Bo's wardrobe


 No.82040

>Booker gets worked by Jason Jordan

>Corey worked by Enzo

What's worse?


 No.82041

File: 0e85dace95dcb55⋯.gif (1.94 MB, 375x250, 3:2, Antartica Alberto.gif)

>>82034

At least booley was on the show, Karl

>>82035

>>82037

No

>>82038

Damnit


 No.82042

>>82040

Booker getting worked by Jordan gets Cole and Corey worked since they have to explicitly shill for Jordan. Was the most memorable thing about Jordan vs Elias last night.


 No.82043

Wew, lads. If Enzo loses the mouth piece it is over for him. How long is this thing supposed to last anyway?


 No.82044

>Neses bootleg tanahashi jacket


 No.82045

>crowd is completely dead for the main event match


 No.82046

>>82041

>when a yid asks you for a shekel just before your match starts


 No.82047

>>82043

As long as they can keep what they just did fresh.


 No.82048

File: 31841407d7a4f88⋯.png (329.17 KB, 480x270, 16:9, 31841407d7a4f88f39c564cd5a….png)

>Jew Gulak gets kicked in the face five times at once


 No.82049

Enzo looking like jay briscoe


 No.82050

>>82033

That's what you get for being a loser like Booley


 No.82051

ENZO BTFO


 No.82052

>booley and botcha sing "I don't suck"

<they do


 No.82053

File: 2141ef17f17e1c4⋯.gif (786.93 KB, 400x350, 8:7, eh eh2.gif)

>>82052

<they do

I really hope so.


 No.82054

is booley a word filter now? booley


 No.82055

booley?


 No.82056

File: fa814034d784177⋯.png (50.37 KB, 400x225, 16:9, beat up john cean.png)


 No.82057

>>82054

>>82055

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


 No.82058

File: fc5897b37bfbd82⋯.mp4 (2.64 MB, 638x360, 319:180, The Guy laughing Really ha….mp4)

hahahaha booley


 No.82059

File: 8598a909ee118f0⋯.gif (1.97 MB, 500x278, 250:139, shibata.gif)


 No.82060

>entire smarkdown team shows up out of nowhere


 No.82061

File: b17f333dad9223a⋯.png (241.42 KB, 398x261, 398:261, stewin.png)

SMACKCHADS IN THE MUTHAFUCKIN' HOUSE TONIGHT

Aww shit, niggas, we stewin' now.


 No.82062

LOL, fucking autists, the entire Smackdown roster shows and they chant for fucking Nakamura.


 No.82063

>>82057

ley

Don't mark out, just embrace change.


 No.82064

So the entire thing with AJ flying for 24 hours was a work?

>Curtis Hawkins is the first line of defense for the RAM team


 No.82065

>new gay heel turn confirmed by laying the first strike


 No.82066

THE MENINGITIS IS GONNA SPREAD TO SMACKDOWN NOW


 No.82067

>>82057

You'll thank us later when weeks down the line you'll say to yourself, "Why did I like that loser booley?"


 No.82068

Slaps intern

NOTHIN' PERSONNEL, KID!

Muh fuckin' sides.


 No.82069

>Corbin can only beat up the intern


 No.82070

Tamina's tits are ginormous


 No.82071

File: 716409e763f7ae6⋯.gif (4.83 MB, 200x200, 1:1, Hulkamania Running Wild.gif)


 No.82072

File: 4c3e20c9ea1be18⋯.jpg (107.21 KB, 769x765, 769:765, sad miz.jpg)

>Big Slow, Golddust, and Curtis Axel are on the same level as Curtis Hawkins


 No.82073

C'mon just walk by a fucking garbage truck, I wanna see this happen


 No.82074

>>82072

nothing of value is lost


 No.82075

>no Nia

At least we get to see booley get BTFO again


 No.82076

>Board is fucking dead

>HYPEST SHIT I'VE SEEN ALL YEAR IS ON

I don't even understand you guys.


 No.82077

>>82076

Everyone marked out after WrestleMania


 No.82078

WHERE'S KANE WHERE'S KANE WHERE'S KANE WHERE'S KANE


 No.82079

>>82076

This is nonsensical garbage.


 No.82080

>niggers in front

my sides


 No.82081

>>82076

Finn went from being a beast last night to complete bitch in less than 24 hours. Booking is shit.


 No.82082

>Matt gets BROKEN

>entire smackdown brand is now heels

>Brock avoids everything


 No.82083

>>82076

>hypest shit

Nigger what are you on about?


 No.82084

>>82076

This is comedy gold you mean


 No.82085

>we're gonna finish what we started

what did they even start? when?


 No.82086

WWE is not good.


 No.82087

File: b48e06c9b78e844⋯.gif (937.14 KB, 500x203, 500:203, Guy Fleegman.gif)

>Natty can I have a hug?

Shoot your shot, kid


 No.82088

>>82086

the sky is blue


 No.82089

File: 39f0f88f0964782⋯.gif (1.94 MB, 380x291, 380:291, 39f0f88f0964782ccb682bba14….gif)

>the cage fall BROKE Shane

>despite his best attempts, he's forced to embrace his heel McMahon family heritage

>does this

>Kurt is in shock to the point he doesn't even surprise Angle Slam Shane


 No.82090

File: 700c99d65f563a7⋯.png (1.56 MB, 971x796, 971:796, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.82091

>>82088

And cats meow for food.


 No.82092

>>82088

>marking out about the color of the sky


 No.82093

>>82086

And you're gay.


 No.82094

>>82092

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT THE COLOR OF THE SKY


 No.82095

>>82083

Check your pulse, anon. The problem might just be you. That was GOAT segment of the year material right there. And all you autists can say is, "Buhh…. muh faces n heels."


 No.82096

>>82095

>GOAT segment of the year

First, it was not good. Second, greatest of all-time of the year? It sounds like you're marking out.


 No.82097

>>82096

You're a goat.


 No.82098

>>82097

You're marking out.


 No.82099

>>82095

Yeah, all my favorite segments come with no buildup, no rhyme, no reason, and end on a flat note.


 No.82100

File: d6712f32737dc57⋯.jpg (32.38 KB, 600x250, 12:5, d6712f32737dc576a4cb1a7837….jpg)


 No.82101

>>82095

Hi Vince


 No.82102

>>82099

Yeah. But answer me this– would you miss SmackDown tomorrow for anything?


 No.82103

>>82102

Yes, because I'm not marking out.


 No.82104

>>82103

Uh huh. See you at 7 faggot.


 No.82105

>>82104

>marking out about time


 No.82106

>>82105

>marking out about marking out


 No.82107

>>82106

Now that's childish.


 No.82108

>Marks

Marks marks marks MARKS. Is this all you ever talk about? Fucking marks? Is your existence so trite and pathetic that on a website with individual boards devoted to a litany of diverse interests you choose to fixate on the most trivial, ephemeral aspect thereof? I can just picture you: a fat, pallid, slovenly excuse for a human bathing in the glow of your dusty monitor–the only light thereof in the ill-kept basement belonging to your parents who long ago became disillusioned with their child's future prospects. I bet your mother is thinking right now about what the fuck went wrong, and your father is ashamed that his seed spawned such a lowly organism. How many years of your life have you wasted with your ass glued to your chair, expending all your energy in forcing your inept fingers to type in an ineffectual attempt to discuss fucking marks? How many opportunities to do something more with your life have you turned down because you thought discussing marks made you cool; how many marks have you bemoaned the death of when they became common, as if you penned their inception when in reality you were only a tool of their inevitable spread?

I'm serious, you may be the most pathetic person I've ever seen witness of in existence; there may not be a more accurate representation of a waste of life than you. If I were you, I may have killed myself years ago. Frankly, suicide is the only route left open to you. You will be happy. We will be happy. Your parents will be happy.

Kill yourself.


 No.82109

>this much autism at the end


 No.82110

>>82109

>Bookering out about autism


 No.82113

>>82054

We're calling her booley because of Halloween, right?


 No.82114

>>82100

>Kevin Owens is fat

not like the guy sign is any better


 No.82115

>>82114

*the guy holding the sign


 No.82116

>>82113

You tell me after seeing the Webm of the crowd booing the shit out her.


 No.82120

>>82095

Nigger this is almost the exact same thing they did for survivor series last year


 No.82122

File: f9f8c0cbc53cac9⋯.webm (1.08 MB, 640x360, 16:9, The Invasion Community.webm)

File: fc1801b01366bc3⋯.webm (5.29 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Gable Gets Revenge.webm)

File: 2b8acf2e4caff63⋯.webm (4.48 MB, 950x1080, 95:108, Heel Zack.webm)

Under siege? Why wasn't the Usos there to lead the CHIMPOUT uce. Sure the New Day was there but they all on the same team now.

The best part was when Gable was the first to attack Jordan. And Zack Ryder looked great in the heel role. Why was Nakamura there anyway? Should have been Orton.

too bad the fashion files weren't there handing out tickets but I guess they had to make smackdown look strong


 No.82126

>>82122

>Group of buff men storming through the locker room comes across 3 women

>Women aren't afraid of possible gangrape, instead seem amused and intrigued

>No gangbang scene

Darn PG-13


 No.82127

File: 40049e510a39ce4⋯.webm (15.29 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Alicia Wants a Gangbang.webm)


 No.82130

>>81924

>>81925

>>82081

>Getting this mad that crusierweight Finn got beat up the BIG Red Machine Kane

Manlets will never ever learn.


 No.82131

>>82127

why was Becky a complete heel in this segment?


 No.82132

>>82127

This looks like some High School/College tier fraternity war.


 No.82133

since Bliss is the goddess and Natalya is the cat lady, does that mean if Bliss wins, she becomes the cat goddess?


 No.82134

File: 5a485d423940e52⋯.webm (14.06 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Becky Betrays Booley.webm)

>>82131

heel becky is best becky

its just brand fighting, not good vs evil

plus i guess they had to use her since they barley have any women on smackdown hell they used natalya and she wont be in the match


 No.82135

>>82134

I think they have about the same number of women on SD and RAW. Might be:

>SD: Becky, Charlotte, Naomi, Carmella and Tamina or Lana

>RAW: Sasha, booley, Mickie, Asuka and Alicia or Emma

Hmm, noticing that since they took out the champions, it seems difficult to find an appropriate 5th women. Nia Jax is on leave and I think she will miss Survivor Series.


 No.82137

>>82135

Alicia was made team captain tonight


 No.82139

>>82127

So did everyone on smackdown turn heel? There's no way you can justify attacking people randomly like this.

>>82134

Damn becky's still hot but nxt becky was a lot hotter.


 No.82140

File: b832e0365201b62⋯.webm (12.85 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, [booing children in the c….webm)

>>82135

It'll probably be Emma or maybe Paige as the 5th RAW member. Don't think they would put Asuka in unless she is winning it in the end.

>>82139

>nxt becky was a lot hotter.

goddamn right


 No.82141

>>82137

>Alicia was made team captain tonight

Kek

>>82140

Younger, nice brunette hair and doesn't dye it a different colour every week, fitter tooeasier to stay fit in the performance center than when travelling across the conutry. Even applies to Sasha.


 No.82144

File: a3a70dd12192482⋯.mp4 (14.53 MB, 960x540, 16:9, booker_t_shitposting.mp4)

Seriously why does booker hate jason so much? It's so bizarre.


 No.82146

>>82144

nigga don't like uncle toms tbh


 No.82147

>>82144

He still holds it against Kurt for the bestiality sex.


 No.82148

File: 5438b73edd27173⋯.png (807.02 KB, 1000x667, 1000:667, in a perfect world.png)

Fuck Broccoly!

I want a Buffed Heyman vs. Jinder Juice match! Book it Vince!


 No.82156

>>82114

>>82115

THE GUY SIGN COMMUNITY


 No.82160

>>82130

>middle post

Did you even read that? I'm disappointed they made it look like Kane was going to beat Finn up more but cut into the next segment instead of having that happen.

>>82134

>botcha beats up booley

>they're somehow friends on RAM and haven't gone against each other even thought botcha has betrayed booley many times


 No.82162

File: 0b3dba9e178c94e⋯.jpg (101.79 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, [breathes in] BOI.jpg)

>>82160

we all know nxt isnt canon


 No.82168

File: 14d224e65ab5a3a⋯.jpg (68.84 KB, 920x380, 46:19, True as fuck.jpg)

>>82162

>nxt isnt canon

You cheeky fuck!


 No.82327

File: 7857b6ca933a359⋯.webm (297.74 KB, 484x398, 242:199, WWE 2017.10.23 Raw.webm)




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