No.80993
Welcome to sunday night raw.
hotpocket edit 2: Official TLC PPV thread
hotpocket edit: Also, '''Autistic TLC booking thread"
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No.80995
>>80993
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
No.80996
>The Demon and Sister Abigail are in quotation marks
how am I supposed to bolieve in this match if even the WWE doesn't?
No.80997
Shit. I didn't think about the card before, this is ridiculous
No.80998
>Brain kendrick & jack gallagher vs Cedric alexander & Rich Swann
>Cruiserweight tag team match on the main card
Why? Did they really not develop any other feud since No Mercy to have a crusierweight tag match on the main card? Damn.
Noticing that it is a gimmick PPV but only the TLC match is the only gimmick match. Not a fan of having the other types being forced in but man, it would sorta spic things up at least. "The Demon" vs "Sister Abigail" at least should get a stipulation, it'll be bloody boring to see these two in their 8th who's counting? singles match in 4 months.
Alexa vs Mickie seems to be the only one with a decent build to it but bliss is pretty much set to win it and I won't expect much from a women's match.
No.81003
>>80993
REVENUE IS SKY HIGH
No.81010
No.81013
Skip this and focus on Survivor Series when the Maharaja makes history by defeating the beast.
No.81015
>>80993
I already know who is winning just from reading this.
No.81017
>>81015
might wanna make some bets then
No.81018
FIRST THEY IGNORE YOU.
THEN THEY LAUGH AT YOU.
THEN THEY FIGHT YOU.
THEN YOU WIN.
No.81019
>>81018
i fucking hope bray is going to win this, if he loses this one he's fucking done
No.81024
>>80993
>botcha and alicia REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE are the preshow
>champ match, Mickie James goes over
>Shield will probably beat Miz's 5 man team for some reason
>asska vs. emma, whoever wins, nobody will care
>enzo will probably get the belt back just to make smarks happy
>loserweight match nobody will care about
>spooky bray vs spooky finn Bo Wyatt run-in to give the win to Bray
>PPV made around a gimmick
>only one fucking match uses it
What even is the point? Even Hell in a Cell at least used the cage twice. Gimmick-based PPVs should use the gimmick for every match. It's not like stipulations or gimmicks ever get used on the main shows in the PG era.
>>81015
Give us your wisdom, so that we may profit in bets as well.
No.81025
>>81024
>>enzo will probably get the belt back just to make smarks happy
Enzo isn't a smark fav. Also, I like Asuka what's wrong with her?
No.81028
shit tier card, I used to remember looking forward to TLC every year
No.81029
>>81017
>>81024
The Alicia v. Botcha is a no brainer because Alicia's pushes are non-existing or half-assed (Remember that Nia fued?). Why are they even feuding when Alicia should have some beef with Emma for getting fucked over? I don't gamble because it bites me in the ass. Even if I did, I don't give two shits about the Loserweight matches.
>>81023
Bray has to win this one. If he actually loses this, it pretty much kills his career and gimmick.
No.81030
>>80993
>Autistic TLC booking thread
But there's nothing to work with. Book a different card, I guess.
No.81031
>>81030
WHAT THE?!
THAT- THAT''S LOS INGOBERNAWBLES DE HAPOWN, WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING HERE?!
WHY ARE THEY ATTACKING THE SHIELD?!
No.81036
>>81031
==OH MY== Daryl just took out da large canine. The ungovernable ones truly making a big impact here at tlc.
No.81038
1. Alicia gets BROKEN and destroys the LEGIT LOSS
2. Alexa squashes Mickie "The Old Lady" and BREAKs her hip, then calls out the jap old lady.
3. The Shields going over brother, Roman defeats them all with a SUPAMAN PAWNCH then gets popped by the crowd.
4. classic 2 minute squash gotta make asuka look strong, also they gave emma a chance so shut up wwe universe
5. Enzo Low Blow victory gotta get eyes on 205 jive
6. good team beat bad team
7. The Demon gets jumped by flu and sick infused Bo Wyatt and Jojo debuts as Soul Sista Abigailkeisha.
bray still eats the pin
No.81040
>>81038
>SUPAMAN PAWNCH
Why didn't they make Roman Reigns a meme-spouting martial artist bounty hunter? His current finishers already work for it. Wasted opportunity for sure.
No.81053
>>81013
>Jinder will eat brockolli
No.81056
>>81029
>Bray has to win this one. If he actually loses this, it pretty much kills his career and gimmick.
Gee, wonder how many times I've heard this.
No.81058
If Alexa loses, i wont ever watch WWE again.
No.81059
>>81058
ah, a fellow man of taste, I see
No.81061
>>81056
How can you make his "NOT BROKEN Matt" gimmick work if he eats a pin as Sister Abigail?
No.81062
>>81061
>"NOT BROKEN Matt" gimmick
But he was there long before BROKEN Matt
No.81063
>>81059
>>81058
She deserves to lose
No.81065
>>81062
Nope! The other boliever is right!
Wyatt character started out as a simple swamp-dweller inbred cult-leader. He goes full mysticist after Matt brust in with the BROKEN character.
Check the Network if you don't bolieve me gentle boliever!
No.81066
>>81065
They even did that wyatt compound shit shortly after the final deletion.
No.81067
>>81065
>Vince using Bullet Club's trademarked One Sweet hand gesture
not okay
No.81068
>>81067
>one sweet is trademarked
proof?
No.81071
>>81070
>Not making AJ crossdress as sister abigail
No.81072
>>81070
Meningitis turned this ppv from shit to interesting. What timeline is this?
No.81074
>>81070
>angle returns to ring
>styles vs balor
The fucking disease had to happen to save the ppv.
The absolute state of wwe booking
No.81075
post yfw a plague makes WWE better
No.81079
>>81070
Well fuck, Im gonna have to watch this now.
>>81075
No.81080
>>81067
>it's clearly the Daniel Bryan "yes" chant move
>>81070
>it's real
No.81083
No.81085
>>81075
>Replacing the loud booing with kurt angle
>Replacing sister abigail with aj styles
>Instead of bray vs finn in a spoopy feud that no one gives a shit about we get BC 1 vs BC 2
No.81086
Bayley better be safe from this plague
>yfw it was Neville with his elf magic
No.81087
Some people are saying that Bo croaked from the meningitis, is this true?
No.81088
>>81086
Booley isn't on the card anyway.
No.81090
>>81070
>Roman fails another drug test
>Wyatt gets AIDS from fucking a black woman
Can't wait for the inevitable Kurt neck injury
No.81091
>>81088
Don't call her "Booley"
No.81092
>>81086
>>yfw it was Neville with his elf magic
No.81093
I think WWE is merely testing interest in an Angle in-ring return and black son takes his spot in this nothing-PPV by bell time.
No.81094
>>81075
>>81081
That's a pretty hot .gif of Steph tbh.
>>81091
Stay mad Botchleyfag
No.81095
>>81090
Did Ramen fail another test? Proof?
No.81096
>>81091
Triggered, Booley fag? Go watch a wrestler who doesn't suck like…uh…umm….who am I kidding? Every woman wrestler in the WWE sucks.
No.81097
>>81095
Heard roman ALSO got sick. Thank fucking god for that
No.81103
the dirt sheets are saying it's the mumps now, not meningitis. I hope we get a photo of puffy faced Roman so we get a preview of what he'll look like when his Samoan genes kick in and he becomes a fat ass.
No.81112
>>81070
fucking noice
this ppv is saved
No.81113
As much this shakeup in getting Angle and Styles in, I still feel disappointed. Two huge events in Angle's return and Styles vs Balor happening for absoultely no reason, just used as replacements. Seems like WWE's thing now. Terrible execution of dream type scenarios. Why is the GM of RAW joining the main event of a PPV? Why is Styles, a SmackDown guy wrestling on a RAW PPV? Who fucking cares about reason right?
No.81115
>>81113
Everyone else on raw is a nobody, that's why
No.81116
>>81113
I have a feeling that this was done so people don't get pissed they didn't get the matches they were advertised. I have tickets to the live show and if it ended up being Finn vs apollo crews or some shit I would've been pissed. Both the in ring return and the AJ Finn match seem like things planned for survivor series, and they may still take place there, but they just moved them up to this sunday.
No.81125
>>81113
Welcome to the Crapitude Era
No.81182
>>81115
>pic says Nitro
I see what you did there
No.81194
>>81114
>Butthurt Bryan wants to wrestle
No.81196
>>81194
>Butthurt Bryan
t. Mike Mizanin
No.81198
>>81036
DIRTY DEEDS BY NAITO
No.81199
I can see The Honky Tonk Man interrupting AJ/Balor.
No.81203
I wonder how much ticket sales and PPV buys will increase due to Kurt being announced to return. I also wonder if he'll be attacked backstage or something and replaced with Jason Jordan.
No.81206
>>81203
>ppv buys
you mean network subscriptions right? They don't do PPVs anymore technically
No.81214
>>81199
why are these guys not in the tag team main event?
No.81216
>>81214
Because vince is pissed bullet club got in hot topic
No.81218
>>81214
Why would they be in it to begin with?
No.81219
>>81218
because they're pretty good wrestlers and great character workers?
No.81226
No.81229
>>81214
That small one wanted to use a cutter as his finisher. Can you bolieve it? The audacity the twerp. That's Orton's move, dammit. No one can do a cutter in WWE since the RKO became popular
Vinceposting aside, I hope we at least see a segment with them, AJ and Balor. Maybe even have them come out after their match to congratulate them. Who am I kidding, the good brothers won't be shown at all at TLC, will they
No.81230
>>81229
It would be great if they helped finn win, would finally give the three some direction.
No.81231
>>81230
I'd love for Balor to turn heel. The Balor Club could actually mean something other than the "Tonoight we're in [city] and wer all da Balor Club" cheap pop. Also scrap the Wyatt feud and Sister Abigail shit in favor of Bo Wyatt and Bray as The Wyatt Brothers
No.81234
>>81229
Guess Tama wont be using the cutter too when he comes over.
>>81230
Though Finn was the founder of the bully club, AJ was the better leader. It makes more sense for them to side with AJ.
Maybe we can get a heel aj who runs The Club and Finn does his WE ARR THE BALOR CLOB thing as a face.
In the end aj goes back to jobbing to jinder and finn pins bray at the next ppv.
No.81236
>>81234
The JUST club fits better with aj but finn needs them a lot more, he's completely directionless.
No.81240
No.81241
Vince is like "the [LOUDBOOING] is hurt get in there Kurt GODDAMMIT"
No.81242
Guess this is gonna be the main thread for the PPV.
>Jew and Otunga
<Otunga is showing off his shirt, and Sjw Jew looks uncomfortable
<Kick off team seems nervous
Lol
No.81243
>>81242
Why does wwe even bring this guy?
No.81244
>>81243
Lawler hates his guts, and they don't want to do anything with Lita. The Jew is probably good at sucking up to Vince. You can tell the Jew is a sjw schmuck, as he praises Botcha Banks.
No.81245
No.81246
Is this really her first singles ppv match? That's fucking sad.
No.81247
>Asuka promo package didn't show any of the
good spots from her Nikki Cross match
How could they leave out the ladder suplex through the announcer table? That shit was crazy.
No.81248
>Asuka
https://twitter.com/TozawaAkira/status/922171579492167680
No.81250
That little 205 segment was…awkward.
No.81251
>>81250
It was awesome. Drew talking over Renee was gold.
No.81252
>>81250
I love this gimmick.
No.81253
This Alexa match should be on the pre show
No.81254
>>81252
Whatever makes 205 work, I guess.
No.81256
>>81255
ACHOO ACHOO THE SHOW HASNT EVEN STARTED ITS SOLD OUT DAMNIT
No.81257
>>81255
Surprisingly not that bad compared to previous ones
No.81258
No.81259
>Everybody wants to see this match
They do? No really, they want to see Finn dress as a drag demon wrestle AJ? I mean, it should be a decent match, but it wasn't something on my top list or some shit.
No.81260
>>81257
all the upper balconies are open no tarps
No.81262
>>81259
Bray was the drag demon, not Finn
No.81264
>One night apppearance on Monday Night Raw
<Was already on Raw last year
Oh Cole… I fucking hate you!
>Alicia is heel
<Comes out as a face
Wtf?!
No.81265
No.81266
>Botcha vs Fox
<Let's shill Asuka and other matches instead!
No.81267
>>81261
I miss his old mask
No.81268
>>81263
Which one of you madmen is this
No.81269
>Graves, Coles, and Booker aren't even focusing on the match
<Crowd is booing Banks and Fox
We're off to a great start!
No.81270
>>81262
>one demon in drag
>The other turns you gay
No.81272
This match is a train wreck.
No.81273
>>81271
those timequads
4444head is about right
No.81275
Booker wont stop laughing god damn.
No.81277
>>81017
>Botcha Banks won
I told you this shit is predictable.
No.81278
Drew's power point presentation died for this.
No.81279
>I TRIED TO TELL YOU
Shut the fuck up, you fat Sjw Jew. This shit match was a god damn given.
No.81280
https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/922243500841820161
No.81282
Haven't been watching Raw, I thought Reigns was supposed to be in this main event?
Injury?
Drug test?
plot twist?
No.81283
>>81282
Viral outBREAK of Mumps or something
No.81284
>>81282
Bo infected everyone with meningitis and the [LOUD BOOING] fell to it
No.81285
>Tfw an old man with les of a neck than ishii and a match with no build up in the wwe announced at the last minute have 1000 more hype than the feuds that the wwe spent months building
No.81286
So this is the TLC thread?
Guess this burning shitpile doesn't deserve a freshly made thread
No.81287
>tfw completely forgot this was even a thing today
>tfw missed the preshow
>tfw the TLC card/autistic booking thread is now the official thread for the whole event because I forgot to make a separate one and switching over at the last minute would be stupid
oops
No.81288
>>81287
Of all the PPVs to fuck up on, this is the one that deserved it most.
No.81289
>>81256
You did good this time vince
No.81290
No.81291
>>81280
He's exposing the BUSINESS!
No.81292
I came here only to see Asuka BREAKing THOTs live.
No.81293
>>81289
Fake news BTFO.
SOLD OUT
O
L
D
O
U
T
No.81294
WELCOME TO THE BIG LEAGUES
No.81296
>>81293
It's because of Angle and Styles.
No.81297
No one cared who asska was until she put on the mask.
No.81298
Is Taima working for anyone?
No.81299
>>81298
It's taking a bit to load for me.
No.81300
>>81298
Quality could be better but it's working.
No.81301
>asska's fake skin color pants don't match her skin color
No.81302
>>81298
/woooalt/ is, as long as you have adblocker to deal with the malware stream source they're using.
No.81303
I need a stream. Cytube and Taima both seem to be shit right now.
No.81304
>>81303
http://firstrow1uk.eu/boxing/wwe-tlc-tables-ladders-chairs-frscdb80?l=2875531651
No.81305
>dancing around ass slapping
Is sex appeal allowed again but only for the wacky jap?
No.81306
No.81307
SHE'S HAVIN FUN MAGGLE OH AH LOVE IT
No.81308
http://firstrows.biz/boxing
No.81309
>>81298
>Come in at exactly 7PM
>Wonder why it doesnt load
No.81310
>>81307
The asian midget is twerkin maggle
No.81311
>>81305
I can't even be cheeky about it, I think creative just doesn't think she can HAVE sex appeal. They're absolutely incorrect of course
No.81312
Fat guy in the football jersey seems to really like this match.
No.81313
>>81312
>that fag with the Cease and Desist shirt
No.81314
>>81287
>tfw missed the preshow
And nothing of value was lost
No.81315
>It's a "dominant strong" wrestler debuts and the opponet gets all the offence episode
Reminds me of nak vs ziggy
No.81316
>>81315
>>It's a "dominant strong" wrestler debuts and the opponet gets all the offence episode
No.81317
>>81315
>>81316
ASUKA LOVES TO HAVE FUN IN THE RING!
No.81318
>>81316
>>>It's a "dominant strong" wrestler debuts and the opponet gets all the offence episode
>it's so they can make it look like Emma actually had a chance even if she loses instead of making it a shitty squash match
>it's to make the match look good and do what they should do for all matches
No.81319
>Asuka slays THOTs.
Everything is good with the world.
No.81320
>>81318
>Making your dominant talent look like shit
No.81321
>Booker T looks at Asska
>"I want a piece of that"
No.81322
I would fuck a bald chick
No.81323
>UNDEFEATED FOR 500 GORILLION DAYS
>Struggles against a jobber
No.81324
>>81318
>All that hype for her streak and her being a scary strong style
>A jobber almost beats her
No.81325
>>81320
>making your dominant talent look strong by being able to best talent that actually puts up a fight instead of turning everything into a Curtis Hawkins vs anyone else-tier match
No.81326
Yea, she dominated the match alright…I guess. At least we got underboob out of it.
No.81327
>>81325
>not doing that after a shitload of squash matches
No.81328
Odds Angle takes a Brogue kick given he has a fucked up neck?
>>81326
I must have missed it
No.81329
Is Cesaro wearing his mouth guard outside of matches just to shitpost with a goofy sounding voice?
No.81330
>>81325
Imagine if braun debuted in that raw after mania by having a match like that against Curtis Hawkins
No.81331
>>81330
>comparing Emma to Curtis Hawkins
No.81332
>>81331
They're the same tho.
No.81333
Kane's attitude era outfit was better.
No.81334
>>81331
>Implying they're not on the same jobber level
No.81335
Does Cesaro have a pickle rick patch
No.81336
since when can Damien Sandow play the guitar?
No.81337
>>81332
>>81334
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.81338
>>81325
>look strong by being able to best talent that actually puts up a fight
Even competition within a match doesn't establish either character's power. It only establishes that the two compeditor's are evenly matched.
Emma isn't high tier in the woman's division, and now Asuka is at the same level.
No.81339
>yfw Kane completely abandons this promo to go on a tangent about the merits of a clean, Constitutional, Libertarian style of government.
My sides would ascend to Valhalla.
No.81341
>no good brothers to assist Elias after RAM's great concert
No.81342
>Jason Jordan eats a banana
No.81343
That's it? throws vegetables and leaves?
And what the fuck happened to American alphas while I was in my six month coma?
No.81344
>That was a segment that happened on the main show
No.81346
>>81343
First, you were legit in a coma?
Second,
WEW WE GOT A STORY TO TELL YOU
No.81347
>>81345
It's the orbital frame that leo pilots in zoe2.
No.81348
>>81343
You're not the guy who made that "I was in a coma" thread are you?
No.81349
>they pull out a different set of announcers for the loserweight match despite never doing this
wew
No.81351
No.81352
No.81353
>>81349
Nigel mcguiness is on a wwe ppv though.
No.81354
No.81355
>>81346
Yep I was in a coma. Then I came out of my coma and my husband was going to run away with some blonde gold digger tart. so at the PPV I got up out of my wheelchair and kicked my husband in the balls.
No.81356
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>81352
Jack is also Kurt's other (other)black son
No.81357
No.81358
>"Gentleman" Jack "only recently stopped dressing in a gay pink speedo" Gallagher turned heel for some reason
Was there even a buildup to that? This is what happens when you hide an entire division you want people to watch on The Network after smarkdown.
No.81359
>>81355
>Then I came out of my coma and my husband was going to run away with some blonde gold digger tart.
No.81360
No.81361
>>81352
Bryan told jack he was just a clown. Jack got angry but bryan kicked his ass anyway so jack went "fuck bryan I guess you're right time to stop being a silly billy" so now he's a baddie and they're buddies.
No.81362
>>81359
OH WAIT IT'S THE VINCE STORYLINE FROM THE SHITTY MANIA X7…nevermind
No.81363
I have to say, dressing like a character in a 70s british sitcom is certainly an interesting ring attire design.
No.81364
No.81365
>taima chat getting triggered over racial jokes
No.81367
>>81366
NOW YOU SEE THE LIGHT
No.81369
>>81368
I really don't like X7 btw.
No.81370
No.81371
>Digiorno crispy pan pizza
Pay more to get less than delivery gets you and the pizza ends up being shit anyway, what shit.
No.81372
>they photoshopped out the responses to The Rock's tweet where he says wrestling is fake
No.81373
>>81371
that ad got the biggest boo of the night
No.81374
>>81359
>Two hot blonde chicks kissing
>Goddam, dats hawt
Aaaaand now I have a new fetish.
No.81375
>>81374
>Aaaaand now I have a new fetish.
that's not a fetish, that's just sex anon.
No.81376
>>81370
does it really surprise you that it was a work :-)
No.81377
Ready to lose, alexafags?
No.81378
>no pop for the namedrops
No.81379
No.81380
>injun ain't gotta beat no white nothing tonight
No.81381
she's mighty handsome in that Canadian tuxedo
No.81382
>>81377
Bayleyfag, listen, I like Bayley too, but Bayley is gonna be stuck in a feud with Sasha now.
No.81383
No.81384
>>81377
>Alexashits getting btfo by a 500 year old woman
No.81385
>>81382
>implying Mickie James is booley
No.81386
>>81382
Is that actually happening?
No.81387
>>81385
>liking beef for a vagina
wtf dude?
>>81386
I hope so. So I can cheer for Bayley again.
No.81388
The theme of Alexa Bliss is beutiful
No.81389
No.81390
>>81384
I want to rape her
No.81391
https://twitter.com/RandyOrton/status/922264002352304128
No.81394
>>81388
>The theme of Alexa Bliss is beutiful
Think you mean Botiful
No.81395
I smell a dirty win by Alexa.
The takeaway from the match will be that James out-performed her throughout.
No.81396
>>81394
Thats Right! Bolive
No.81397
>>81390
Go fuck yourself, Bayley is pure
No.81398
>>81391
Why can't this Randy banter?
No.81399
>>81397
>Nia comes back
>does a safe generic move
>booley is out for weeks with an "injury"
No.81401
>>81400
Michel "Pied Piper to chicks in diapers" Cole
No.81403
>>81399
>Defending the Botch Machine Jax
No.81404
No.81405
>it's the female version of Old Snake vs Liquid Ocelot
No.81406
Alexa wrestling in her brand t-shirt. Road gut developing?
No.81407
>>81402
>G1 USA
>not any of the FILLED arenas in Japan
No.81408
>>81406
No one told her her gut is sexy like a third boob.
No.81409
>>81406
>Alexa takes the opportunity to replace Nia Jaxx
No.81412
>Alexa wins through a shitty DDT
No.81413
>>81395
Alright, there's half the prediction…
Aaaaand there's the playing up of James.
No.81414
Haha old, Indian, roast beef bitch.
No.81415
>>81391
>the absolute level of cuckolding
No.81416
Are tables legal in any of the matches tonite. they should be
No.81417
>inb4 she's got the infection and it's terminal
No.81418
No.81419
So how you guys liking A Table, A Ladder and A Chair so far?
No.81420
They dragged out mickie james. does the rest of the division have the mumps too
No.81421
>Kurt gets his own SWAT vest
wew
No.81422
>>81419
NOT ENOUGH FUCKING SPECIALTY MATCHES
No.81423
>>81416
Are table's ever NOT legal?
I thought all kinds of stuff was legal as long as its the person hitting the object and not the object hitting the person.
See Also: the "Inverted Atomic Drop", which is a nut-shot.
No.81424
No.81425
Too bad they never had Mick Foley try to wrestle while he was GM.
No.81426
>>81421
>yfw he replaces Ramen
No.81428
>>81425
his hips are so bad he would implode on the first bump
No.81429
Why is Elias a heel character again?
ELIAS SAMSON DID NOTHING WRONG
No.81430
>Now I'm gonna have to start over
This man is a talented troll.
No.81431
>The vest is so Kurt doesn't burst like a ripe watermelawn in the ring
Because you can't spell
WEW,
lads, without
WWE
No.81432
>get good theme song for HIAC
>return to pure shit for TCL
>enzo sucksmore vs calisto
No.81433
>this is how they've decided to get Jason Jordan over
No.81434
>>81433
>Jordan's new ring name is "The Produce Man"
>gimmick is never getting DQ'ed for hitting people with produce in a match
No.81435
>>81433
This isn't even top 50 most repug ways WWE have tried to get a superstar over.
No.81436
>>81433
Will the Rock and Cena be raising his arm next?
No.81437
205 watchers: was there ever any build-up for (((Gulak))) and others suddenly siding with Enzo after the belt was passed?
No.81438
>americans are so fat that they literally run away from free food if it's vegetables
No.81439
>>81436
Just from the clips, I have to say I kinda like heel Enzo.
No.81440
No.81441
No.81442
>>81439
Sorry, forgot to DELETE the link.
No.81443
Did Enzo catch a cold before the PPV? His voice sounds like shit, more than normal.
wew
No.81444
>Enzo clearly has a sore throat
>his gimmick is being able to talk
No.81445
>>81440
Yeah he got injured but they did something stupid by turning Cass on Enzo.
No.81446
WHAT'S TOMOAKI HONMA DOING IN THE TLC ZONE?!
No.81447
>>81445
>give Cass a much needed push and get him over monstrously
>stupid
Pick one and only one. The only bad thing was him going heel when clearly Enzo was the bad guy.
No.81448
>>81390
Hi, Tyler Malka. How've you been since the rape and sexual assault incident?
No.81449
>Russian announce team is a jew and a chinaman
No.81450
>>81447
It was obvious Enzo was gonna sink without fucking Enzo, you dumbass.
No.81451
No.81452
>>81447
Its always the heel who BREAKs up a partnership, and there was no way, story-wise, that Enzo would drop his muscle Cass.
If he did, over some petty bullshit, he would just look like a complete retard.
No.81453
>>81433
>>81434
Nothing is working for this guy.
No.81454
>>81451
>>81450
Wrong. Cass got over big time, if as a heel rather than a face.
No.81456
>want to see Kalisto retain and BTFO Enzo
>Taima stream shits itself
No.81457
>>81454
Yes, against Enzo. His promo was shit without him and he was clearly gonna drown. Don't you remember his match with BEEG at Summerslam?
No.81458
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>81434
Kek, i'm all the way here for a Jason Jordan as Sandman Sims angle. Whenever a segment or promo starts stinking up the joint, out comes Jordan with his grocery cart full of rancid produce.
Also, holy fuck, is anyone else noticing how much Cole's voice keeps cracking. He was either on an all night drinking binge last night or he's fighting some serious personal tragedy to get through tonight's show
No.81459
The WWE shills over at dudeweedlmaochan are actually praising this PPV
No.81460
>>81457
It was a good match. Get mad, Enzofag.
>>81458
Michael Cole did nothing wrong.
No.81461
>loserweight announce team
>the american "informational" announcer completely misses the joke the britbong announcer made
No.81463
>>81460
I'm not an Enzofag. I just liked the two better when they were together. They also got screwed by the Hardys that weren't BROKEN and look how that turned out for them.
No.81464
>>81415
Twitter has ruined wrestling
No.81465
>our French announce team
Both men look nervously at one another. Risking it all, they BREAK character
P…Please, Americains. You 'ave to 'elp us. Ze Muzlems, zey are taking over our country, we air een trouble, no.
No.81466
>>81462
Whoa, it's like an attractive version of Charlotte
No.81468
>>81462
I wanted to fuck the ever loving, indecent shit out of this chick back in the dayStill do, keep it a 1000 kinfoke
No.81470
>>81466
Charlotte IS attractive, fag
No.81471
>enzo botches a move again
No.81472
>>81469
I bet those marks over at dudeweedlmaochan want him to join the faggot club
No.81473
that finisher was shit how sick is this nigger
No.81475
>>81470
I'm guessing you didn't see her nude pics.
No.81476
>Its a "Heel pulls up the ring apron, then does dirty shit when the ref is fixing it" episode
Its fine, honestly, but he should have done something more than a thumb to the eye.
No.81477
>>81470
>manly face
>fake tits with innie nips
>no ass
>iphone body
nah
No.81478
>>81474
leaving is the best thing King Elf ever did.
No.81479
>>81475
Those were old, she looks much better now.
They were a good fap too
No.81480
>inb4 the shit "no touch me" clause angle gets played again
No.81481
Did Enzo just spit out a tonsil stone on Carly?
No.81482
>>81479
>They were a good fap too
No.81483
>>81479
She's can't look better. Nothing will change her giant nose and her manly hips.
No.81484
No.81485
>>81484
Oh fuck, good point man. My bad.
No.81486
If they let that fucking hadji beat lesnar, I'm fucking done
No.81487
No.81488
>>81486
So is that gonna be a title unification?
No.81489
>>81487
Lots of things that happen in Japan seem like fever-dreams to Americans.
No.81490
>>81486
Why did they never give Henry a decent retirement match. He just unceremoniously quit. Dude was a fucking workhorse for the WWE, he deserved better.
No.81491
No.81492
>>81477
>>81483
I don't care, she looks good to me
No.81493
>Booker tries to say something interesting and important
>Maggle interrupts him to shill for (((hulu)))
No.81494
>>81490
fuck yes he did where is Mark Henry's hall of fame ring
No.81495
Why isn't Finn a pumpkin?
No.81496
I still don't understand why they didn't change the match to be just Finn vs AJ, the Demon angle doesn't make sense without spooky Braybigail in play.
No.81498
I'm sorry but Balor's entrance is the most cringest shit ever
No.81499
>>81486
He'll probably win by countout or DQ. I doubt they'll have him lose with an Indian tour coming the next month, but I also doubt they'll let him pin Lesnar.
No.81500
At least they coughed up the dough for the smoke instead of treating it like pyro.
No.81501
This Demon intro is cringy af
No.81502
No.81503
>>81496
DBZ logic.
Finn knows AJ is a major challenge, so he immediately starts the match Super-Saiyan.
No.81504
>>81498
His stupid hat just makes him look like a rasta
No.81505
>Bray's spooky demon hair headdress is blatantly spray painted belts
No.81506
No.81507
>>81501
>>81500
>>81498
Oh fuck, my stream is laggy as shit. I'm still on Enzo
No.81508
This match will be Too Sweet™
No.81509
https://twitter.com/AustinAries/status/922275900917538816
No.81510
No.81511
No.81512
>Entire crowd gets a cease and desist
No.81513
>the first time these two have ever been in a match
wew
No.81514
>>81513
If it didn't happen in WWE it doesn't exist :^)
No.81515
The crowd suddenly comes alive for something worthy.
No.81516
No.81517
>>81514
>>81513
If they were both in bullet club, when did they have a match?
Usually commentary will put a qualifyer on a statement like that, like, "their first ever match in America".
No.81518
It would be cool if Finn actually changed his style in demon mode.
No.81519
>>81517
>Usually commentary will put a qualifyer on a statement like that
Someone doesn't remember KO vs Nakamura. "First match of these two" They never draw attention to other companies.
No.81520
>that could be it
Not a chance, WWE would have to be beyond retarded to book a "dream match" this excitement-building to end it that early, come on Cole.
No.81521
fucking tarantula. that's awesome
No.81522
so much better than balor vs spooky fat man VIII
No.81523
>Acts like a graeful demon
>Flops and botches like Botcha Banks
Sorry, I still don't see Finn as a good wrestler.
No.81524
>AJ does a better version of Cena's finisher as just a regular move
No.81525
BUFFERING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.81526
>>81510
>That moment you realize, without the strip of white across the mouth, Balor would be in blackface.
No.81527
>>81526
With a face as black as the blackest Congo
No.81528
No.81529
Why don't they call it a Pele kick anymore? Did Pele rape someone?
No.81530
>smarks wanted to say this PPV would be shit
>smarks get BTFO by this match alone
No.81531
man I cant stand Michael cole. it sounds like he should be selling amway
No.81532
>>81530
Nigger it was gonna be shit until Bray and Ramen got super sick.
No.81534
>>81530
Nah, this PPV is still shit.
No.81535
No.81536
>>81534
>>81532
>smarks mad they got BTFO
No.81537
PELE KICK
>spooky Finn's facepaint is rapidly wearing off
No.81538
>this match emerges as gold from the giant heaping pile of shit
>the E will now milk this until everybody on earth fucking hates the both of them
No.81540
>>81536
>thinking we said it was gonna be shit when the card changed
No.81541
>>81538
>awesome match
>smark has to find some way to claim it's somehow shit because he's too invested in the "everything sucks and nothing is good ashes and echoes" meme
No.81542
>>81536
One match doesn't save a shitty ppv.
No.81543
>>81537
Muta's facepaint came off every match and Mutoh is 100x the wrestler Balor is
No.81544
That Coup De Grace looked brutal
No.81545
I thought it was a decent match. better than spooky bray, he needs to go back to swamp thing bray
No.81546
>spooky demon Finn does the face handshake two sweet symbol
No.81547
>>81542
It only takes one.
Does anyone remember ANY other matches from King of the Ring 98?
No.81548
>>81544
Yeah it did.
Usually he collapses his legs and rolls away from the opponent's body when his weight is actually coming down.
That one came straight down.
No.81549
out cold: moves hand
hasn't moved: moves
No.81550
>>81541
I'm agreeing this was a great match, what's wrong with you? Are you one of those types that it's not enough for you to be right, everyone else must be wrong?
>>81544
He held that stomp, practically stood back up on top of AJ.
No.81551
No.81552
>match made for smarks is good
<SMARKS BTFO LOL
No.81553
when did they add lyrics to Jordan's music?
No.81554
Sasha saved this PPV, smarks
No.81555
>Elias vs Produce Man match now
No.81556
No.81557
This match is going to be load of poop
No.81558
>>81552
It was getting better in the end, honestly Finn is overrated (good, but overrated).
>>81554
Lol you wish.
>MUH FAVORITE WRASSLER SAVD THIS MATCH
Aaaaaaaand Jason Jordan killed the PPV.
No.81559
>>81541
AJ vs Finn was a match made for smarks. Smarks were jerking themselves off over this show ever since Bray and Roman got sick.
No.81560
>>81557
This is 8chan. You can curse, faggot.
No.81561
>>81555
based Produce man vs Best production man who wins?
No.81562
>>81554
By not being in it?
No.81563
there's nowhere else for the kinetic energy to go except aj's guts. good thing finn only weighs one-forty
No.81564
>Young superstars
They're over 30, Cole.
No.81565
>the only other match on the official card is the main event
>guy has SHILL sign but gets cut off by camera change
>it's almost over already
No.81566
No.81568
>>81558
Yeah, Balor/Devitt is over rated. He's only outstanding when he has someone good to work with, vs AJ who makes even dogshit look good in the ring. I wish they'd turn him heel as I think he is far better as a cocky heel like he was in New Japan. Still, that also might be me knowing that WWE can only get Heels over and struggles like fuck with making faces (unless it's by under booking talented wrestlers, in which case they're amazing at making faces).
No.81569
>Booker T marking out about Jordan's undeserved pushes
>he's 100% right
No.81571
>Even commentators catching Booker on flipflopping on Jordan
Sasuga Vince sama
No.81572
https://twitter.com/KarlAndersonWWE/status/922283495770206208
No.81573
>>81570
Isn't she in to social justice and Black Lives Matter?
No.81574
>>81570
middle guy here, I'm not hating on her, I'm just trying to imagine what you could possibly mean.
No.81575
>>81544
>dat "OOOF" from AJ
Fuck, I hope he's ok. Be real fucked to get seriously injured after flying 24 hrs for a fill-in match where you're all but guaranteed to job
No.81577
>>81573
Yea, she is a Blm-supporting, feminist-leftist bitch who treats her fans like complete shit. Her screen time's been getting less, since she pissed off Vince and the backstage.
No.81578
No.81579
Not a single person is into this shitty match.
No.81581
No.81582
They botched the end of the match
No.81583
Holy fuck, the crowd is dead
No.81584
>>81582
Booker even got worked into a shoot
No.81585
No.81587
>Elias clearly kicked out
>it's counted as a pin
>Booker's understandably and logically mad
No.81588
>>81586
Everyone is in awe, and even the annuncers are like Wtf
No.81589
>>81577
>Her screen time's been getting less, since she pissed off Vince and the backstage.
Good news, the (((Patriarchy))) wins!
No.81590
>they cut Lesnar's spot in the SS advertisement earlier than they otherwise would have because it would have shown where the pyro used to be
No.81591
>>81588
I give commentary props for pointing out the shoulder being up (which makes you ignore the kickout) and trying to turn the botch into an angle.
No.81592
THIS IS GONNA MAKE JORDAN PO-
<Everyone hates Jordan even more, and no one cheers for ordan
WTF DUNN!? HE'S SUPPOSED TO GO OVER, DAMN IT!
No.81593
I really hope Kurt doesn't get killed in this match.
No.81594
Okay, they've used this "Every great story" promo right now, plus during the kickoff AND as the intro for the whole PPV.
The intros are usually pretty lit (and informative if you don't watch Raw), so I guess they had to scrap the whole thing cuz of Bray and Reigns.
No.81595
The fight of azuka is going to be main event
No.81596
>Sheamus has a pickle rick patch
What's his IQ?
No.81597
did that nigger just say the only way to win is by pinfall or submission?!?!
No.81598
>>81595
It was the first match anon.
No.81599
No.81601
>>81597
What am I missing? There's no DQs or count-outs in a(n ACTUAL) TLC match.
No.81603
Oh I forgot there was no pyro for Kane.
No.81604
No.81605
>random cymbol crash in the intro organ
>no fire at all
HOW DO YOU FUCK UP KANE'S INTRO, WHICH HASN'T CHANGED SINCE HE BECAME KANE, THIS BADLY
No.81606
>kane entrance with no pyro
Grrrr
No.81607
>>81603
Have they just dropped pyro completely?
No.81608
>Massive cheer pop for Braun Strowman
>Dunn mutes it
No.81609
No.81610
No.81611
>>81607
how long have you been away from WWE?
No.81612
>They put Angle in the SWAT vest
No.81613
>>81605
>>81606
If you marks actually paid $9.99 for the network then maybe we could afford pyro
No.81614
I get budget cuts, but it's fucking Kane. You can splurge for one wrestler.
No.81615
I turned meself inter a pickle, fella.
I'M PICKLE MIIIICCCKKKK
No.81616
WTF kurt. skipping the U Suck entrance? that's just gay
No.81617
>current year
>wrestlers in the ring are still played up as being surprised and unaware that the Shield enters through the crowd
No.81618
>>81611
Haven't watch Raw for most of this year. Missed the last few PPVs, but got caught up.
No.81619
>>81618
>saying this as if Smackdown pyro would be any different from RAM pyro
No.81620
>>81618
oi oi, you should be watching njpw
No.81621
>crowd chanting "You Suck" to Reigns theme for Angle
Please let his become a regular thing for Ramen as well.
No.81622
>>81619
Right. Correction: Haven't watched TV wrestling for most of this year.
Smackdown too.
No.81623
Kurt actually works well as a Roman replacement.
No.81624
>>81618
What Gedo >>81620 said
No.81625
>you can only win by pinfall or submission
ISN'T THIS A FUCKING MATCH WITH TABLES?
>>81621
>Reigns' theme
When did you first start watching wrestling?
No.81626
Kurt looks like a GTA Online character
No.81627
>Daniel Bryan "YES!" chants from the crowd
>for a RAM PPV with no Dbry
No.81628
>>81624
I do. I've basically been on a "PPV only" diet of wrestling
RoH too.
No.81629
>>81625
It's a TLC match, but there's nothing to grab with a ladder.
No.81630
>>81625
>Reigns theme is now the SHIELD theme because they put the SHIELD intro in front of it
Anon, please with this revisionist history. Just because Reign's music is a remix of the SHIELD theme that doesn't mean it IS the SHIELD theme.
No.81631
No.81632
>>81631
…I knew Balor and Styles should've been the main event.
No.81633
>>81630
Did they actually just put the "Sierra Hotel" etc etc etc over Reigns' them because I swear I heard the proper SHIELD theme
No.81634
>Miz's team can't get anything done
This is what happens when you have the miztourage but don't ever use them.
No.81635
>>81632
Its a handicap match as the main event.
It was supposed to be the triumphant reunion of the Shield.
This is not that.
No.81636
Is Miz even in the match? I haven't seen him since the intro.
No.81637
No.81638
>>81633
I'm pretty sure they did, it's what they did on Monday for sure and it's what it sounded like tonight too.
No.81639
BAH GAWD THEY KILLED THEM
No.81640
>Shield reunion botched by Roman getting sick
>botched again by Seff re-injuring his knee
wew
No.81641
Seths knee got meningitis
No.81642
No.81643
>Kane is 50
>Angle is 48
>b-but mickie is old amirite fellow WWE Universe
No.81644
No.81645
>>81641
>inb4 massive infection followed by amputation
No.81646
kurt taking a rest till the end
No.81647
Booker is really worked up
No.81648
>Booker's marking out again
>inb4 surprise revelation that Roman's sickness was just an angle and he comes out and superman punches everyone
No.81649
>>81648
The [LOUD BOOING] goes over Mumps #AhhYessir
No.81650
>Kurt collapses
>Booker still marks out with pure unadulterated truth
No.81651
i>>81650
The match is now a 2 vs 5
No.81652
Booker's shoot is almost more entertaining than this match.
No.81653
>inb4 Booker T gets released from the company before tomorrow's RAM
No.81654
>Nostalgia act Corey, you a fan
Wew, Booker calling out COrey as the mark that he is
No.81655
I was just thinking earlier that I wish Strowman would fight Kane.
No.81657
If Reigns runs out, the pop for him will be insane, and will eternally undermine the notion that fans hate him.
No.81658
No.81659
>>81657
It's coming and you know it.
No.81661
No.81662
>Miz loses the match for everyone
No.81663
No.81664
>the after-PPV match will be Cole and Graves vs Booker
No.81665
No.81667
No.81668
No.81669
the camera angle was such a dead giveaway that the chairs didn't actually hit strowman. you could almost see the ring hands throwing the chairs on top of strowman after the shot was taken
No.81670
>>81669
IT'S ONE HUNDRED PERCENT REAL MARK
No.81671
>>81669
>It's super obvious
<Kevin Dunn: LETS DO A BUNCH OF REPLAYS!!!!
No.81672
>the table resists Dean twice
No.81673
>>81670
Even The Rock said it was fake, Vince.
No.81674
Tables no selling for Dean.
No.81675
No.81677
>>81675
A…Am I being worked, or was that a shoot. Kurt looked genuinely terrified as he was squeezing those guys' hands.
No.81678
>Cesaro and Sheamus pausing in fear
>Miz trying to stop him
>everyone turns against Braun for no reason when Kane turned on him first
No.81681
No.81682
>>81679
well done, that looks legitimately unnerving
No.81684
No.81685
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.81687
WHAT'S KURT ANGLE DOING BACK IN THE TLC ZONE
No.81688
>>81677
Full on worked buddy.
No.81689
>>81679
Given WWE's history, that's some irresponsible goddam meme'ing if ever i've seen it.
No.81690
So I guess Reigns really is too sick to work…
No.81691
>Seths finisher is just "The Knee"
No.81692
To that anon from before, I think it is the proper SHIELD theme they're using tonight.
But holy crap I can't bolieve they made that semi-respectable
No.81693
>mfw Angle replaced Reigns for good
No.81694
WEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWWWWW
>not playing the Angle theme when he got the pin
No.81695
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>81692
Nah man, listen to the BREAKdown and the guitar on this one
No.81696
No.81697
that could've been worse. a few decent matches but an A+ show should have more than B+ matches
No.81698
>>81696
>PPV of the year
>Only two good matches]
Same like Hell in a Cell then.
No.81699
>>81694
I missed the last bits of the match, what did I missed ?
No.81700
>>81697
tbh it was the best PPV this year since it didn't have Reigns, Cena, or Jinder.
No.81701
>>81699
They all gave their finsihers to Miz, they gave the triple powerbomb and Angle pined Miz.
No.81702
>>81699
>Kurt returns
>BTFOs everyone
>does the Shield bomb
>gets the pin
No.81703
>tfw braun got murdered by a trash compactor
No.81704
>>81700
Even without those guys, the only decent match was AJ v, Demon Finn. It was just a shit PPV where every win was predictable.
No.81705
>>81702
Well, WWE relies so heavily on nostalgia, they amp up the power-levels of all the old men.
No.81706
>>81698
The only HiC match I remember was New Meme v. Usos. That was the only decent one.
No.81707
>>81703
>Miz committed a murder
>Nobody gives a fuck
No.81708
>>81707
>Kane goes into Big Slow mode for the fuck of it
<People don't care he's trying to bury people like Big Slow
No.81709
>>81707
>>81703
>guy gets murdered
>not even a reaction from the crowd
No.81710
>>81706
KO vs Shane was good imo. Sami heel turn was also probably the most surprising thing to happen in a match all year long.
No.81711
>>81698
>>81697
>amazing PPV with 2 top tier matches and the rest at least being far and beyond better than most
>cognitive dissonance kicks in, have to shit on it so you can keep your "super cool smark" cred
>being this incapable of liking something because memes and smarks tell you the only thing that can ever be good is some indie-tier promo because smarks like it
No.81712
>>81709
They chanted "That was murder"
No.81713
>yfw braun returns on raw tomorrow played by a midget
No.81714
>Smackdown has the best roster of all time
Great joke, AJ.
No.81715
>>81711
>the rest at least being far and beyond better than most
I barely watch them since I was sleepy. The state of WWE PPVs is just so bad that an above average PPV can be PPV of the year .
No.81717
>>81714
>Smackdown is the house the AJ Styles built
>and the house that Road Dogg throws crack parties in regularly leaving it destroyed
No.81718
>tfw smarkdown is somehow going to win over ram at SS because there's more blue than red in the logo
>tfw the logo will be changed because this was noticed
No.81719
>unironically using the word """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""ageist""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Shut up jew.
No.81720
>>81711
Why should a PPV be good for two matches if the rest of it was shit? The women's piss BREAKs were bad, no one cares about the loserweights, Jordan is still an unlikable faggot, and Booker flipping out was the most entertaining thing I've seen (you can tell he's not happy like Lawler). Aj v. Finn was good, but it was weak for a while (Again, Finn is overrated af).
No.81722
>>81719
Speaking of Jew, have you noticed we haven't seen Lawler since he got pissed off at the shitty Jews a while back (Rosenberg and Jewfro)? Ever since he called out Rosenberg a while back, we haven't seen him. What's Jewfro been up to?
No.81723
>>81720
>the matches were bad because I say so
>women match (preshow doesn't count because nobody cares about it) was better than any other women's match and doesn't count either way because who cares about the virtue signaling division
>I don't like Jordan so the match that was better than average was shit because I'm an asshurt mark
No.81725
>>81722
The King has been missing as well. I wouldn't be surprised if "hurting kike feelings" was enough to get him thrown out.
>inb4 faked Hogan "nigger" tape leak comes out and gets him thrown out of the HOF
No.81726
>>81722
What happened? Last thing I remember is Lawler snapping at Rosenberg for wearing Bobby the Brain gear. Is there real heat here?
No.81727
No.81728
>better than the attitude era
FUCKING WRONG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.81729
>>81727
Not sure when, think it was around last PPV. Rosenberg's a real deal wrestling kinoisseur and collects vintage WWE tees. He wore one in tribute to the Brain and King got sal.ty as fuck about it. Said something like, "Let me tell you something, I know Brain, and Brain would be disgusted at that."
No.81730
>tfw no Bryan vs Angle at Survivor Series
No.81733
>>81731
>he likes the PG era
No.81734
>>81731
Lemme know what your favourite show is so I can shit talk how they're not Shakespearean actors. Skill isn't everything.
No.81735
>>81729
>kinoisseur
Goddamit, wordfilter faggots.
No.81739
>>81723
<Assuming everyone is a mark
<Okay with a mediocre PPV
No.81740
>>81739
>marking out this badly
>capitulating enough to go from "100% shit" to "mediocre" because he was BTFO so relentlessly by logic
No.81742
>>81740
>Autism is flaring up more because of two words.to describe a shitty PPV
LOL
No.81743
AJ vs Balor
>no 60 Minute Draw
>no unnecessary dives
>no crowd spots
>no outside ring weapon spots
>no loud manager yelling C'MON
>no thick japanese table spot
>no ice packs on neck
>no avalanche spots
>no selling a bodypart all match until the last 5 minutes
>aj didnt get escorted out the loser ramp
>Finn didnt cut a 30 minute promo at the end
>Finn didnt end the promo with his catchphrase
>no streamers exploding at the end
just kidding match was at most 3 stars
No.81746
>>81739
><Okay with a mediocre PPV
tbh this was the best WWE PPV this year. I'd take it over any other shit.
>>81743
>>no loud manager yelling C'MON
That's the best part tho.
No.81748
Just finished watching. This PPV was still shit. Shame on you faggots who let WWE consistently fuck you in the anus and pretend it feels good. Not even Kurt and AJ could save this shit.
No.81749
As an addendum, if you haven't watched AJ Styles on Raw Talk, fucking watch that shit. He spouts off some top notch banter and explicitly denounces Satan.
No.81752
>>81742
>mark whose cognitive dissonance is making his head light aflame goes back to calling the show "shitty" because if he said anything different about WWE his smark friends would think he was uncool
No.81753
>>81748
>smark comes out and screeches because his NJPW thread didn't get anywhere near the amount of attention
<REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE nobody is allowed to enjoy anything because I say so and memes demand everything that has two Ws must be screeched about and shit on at all times no matter what
It must be sad to live your life, incapable of enjoying anything. Were you beaten as a kid? Molested? Raped some time in your life? Family issues, drug addictions, live in the ghetto? What drives you to be perpetually angry and bitter, incapable of enjoying any one thing in a sad, desperate attempt to garner acceptance from the snarkiest, angriest, gooniest people possible? They could put on objectively the greatest wrestling event ever in the history of the world, restore pyro, fix every problem people have with the company, and truly become the greatest company in the world for wrestling with competition to compare to and you'd still find some reason to be moody and shit on it. You could watch an amazing movie, really great film, then call it and the entire industry shit because a boom mic was barely visible in one shot. You could listen to the greatest music of all time, and find some way to call it terrible. You could get the most beautiful woman in the world to fall in love with you and willingly have sex, and you'd find some way to denounce the situation and complain. You are BROKEN. You are empty. You are the embodiment of the mental disease known as depression. Get out of the house. Start an exercise regiment. Eat better. Lose weight. Start a healthy supplement regimen. Find a healthy artistic outlet. Do something to improve your life before you end up becoming the next Randy Stair.
No.81754
>>81753
>>81752
>raging this hard cause someone has a different opinion
dude I payed 150 bucks for three tickets to this thing live and even I can tell you're being way too marky about this.
No.81779
>>81753
Hmm, need to work on your pasta writing skills, not that great. 5/10
No.81784
>>81267
>The Shadow the Hedgehog mask
>>81713
wooo
No.81802
>>81728
Shit like this makes me miss New Generation
No.81804
really rubbed the cease and d in the buckys faces
No.81805
>>81804
yet the audience btfo'd WWE by chanting "too sweet! woop woop!"
so in the end, who had the last laugh?
No.81806
>>81805
smarks wanted to get themselves over, big surprise
No.81808
>>81805
vince always laughs last, since he has the lawyers
there was a guy in a cease and desist shirt but he didnt get in the too sweet shot, sadly
No.81809
>>81805
WWE since these idiots still paid the company they hate just to say their chants.
No.81811
>>81810
wtf i love seamus now
No.81812
No.81814
>>81813
>We don't just bang the drum, we also bang your mum!
No.81817
>>81804
Man, they really could do the Club with Balor, Styles, Gallows and Anderson. Probably as a face stable though, no one would boo them. Alternatively, still waiting on The Southern Club with AJ & The Revival, The Revival 2sweeting would really rub it in the faces of the bucks
No.81823
>>81753
>>81752
<I'm very upset that someone hates my shitty taste in PPVs, so I'm gonna spazz a little more
Whatever works for your autism, I guess.
No.81825
>>81817
>the Club with Balor, Styles, Gallows and Anderson
Yeah and let them use suck it and too sweet like the original BC did. And bring back the military gimmicks where Karl likes to shoot guns.
If I was booking it I'd put the revival in with the club since they aint doin nothing, kinda like how Gallows and Gun were the heavies and the Bucks where the jnr team.
No.81826
>>81825
>bring back the military gimmicks where Karl likes to shoot guns
that ain't PG
No.81827
>>81825
>just "The Club"
No, they're the Notorious Club
No.81828
>>81827
more like Notorious C.U.B.
No.81830
>>81437
Gulak sided with enzo because he hates the lucha chants.
No.81831
>>81827
>>81828
What about:
"THE BULLET ERA"
Or maybe
"THE UNDISPUTED CLUB"
No.81833
>>81809
I don't get this, it's fucking retarded. Why do they do this? I mean, I just use streams and I don't buy their shit anymore. Why can't they?
No.81836
>>81754
>>81779
>>81823
>get BTFO
>have no response
<hurr umad bruh XD mark mark mark mark mark mark mark mark mark mark mark pasta I hope that works nobody can make me stop being miserable all the time and hating everything
Why do you even post here? Stick to the NJPW thread or something. Do you really have nothing better to do with your time than get butthurt and shit on things? For all the time you spend REEEEEE EVERYTHING SUCKS-ing, you still end up watching every show, every PPV, every event, and at the end of the day the company you impotently rage at beyond any logical level (there's a difference between pointing out bad booking and just saying everything's irredeemable shit because you say so) wins.
No.81838
>>81836
>you still end up watching every show, every PPV, every event
Not them, but I love NJPW and hate WWE and I sure don't do that. I was only here for the now mediocre Balor vs Styles and the fun clusterfuck with Angle in it. I actually had fun with this show, but why the fuck do you care what others think of this show? Like seriously calm the fuck down.
No.81839
>>81838
>hurr why you care haha caring is bad haha nihilism is good
>>>/rickandmorty/
No.81840
>>81839
You need to change your gimmick this is shit. Look at bayleyfag and charlottefag for successful board heels.
No.81841
>>81839
>He can't stand someone else's opinion on entertainment on an imageboard
Get thicker pls
>>81840
Bayleyfag is a tweener tho.
No.81842
>>81840
>>81841
>disagREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing with MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE is heel troll gimmick
Such a sad existence.
No.81843
>>81842
>>disagREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing with MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE is heel troll gimmick
I never disagreed with you, you mark.
No.81845
>>81843
>muh marks muh marks everyone's a mark but me because I say so
Such a sad existence.
No.81846
>>81701
So does Kurt get a shot at the IC title then?
No.81853
>>81836
I loved the show and paid lots of money for it, you're just acting like a retard and making everyone who liked the show look bad.
No.82112
>>81856
>muh reddit video
>acting like a middle schooler from 2011 is acceptable ever
stop posting and wait for about 3 years before you start up again
No.82161
>>82112
>card crusher is reddit
Newfag detected.
>disagREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing with ME is middle school
Go back to whatcuckture faggot.
No.82167
>>81853
>paid lots of money for it