No.80744
Oh shit, they slightly changed the preview format edition
Pooman
>After defeating Shinsuke Nakamura to retain his WWE Championship at WWE Hell in a Cell, Jinder Mahal returned to his homeland of India as a conquering hero to promote WWE’s December tour there.
>Now back on SmackDown LIVE, The Modern Day Maharaja is planning to reveal some big news for his plans at Survivor Series on Sunday, Nov. 19. What does the WWE Champion have in store for the 30th anniversary of WWE’s Thanksgiving time tradition?
Coldsteel
>Baron Corbin cemented his place as the United States Champion last Tuesday on SmackDown LIVE with a huge victory over AJ Styles in his first title defense, and immediately after the bout, The Lone Wolf took glee in rubbing his win in the face of the WWE Universe, promising to “buy a boat and float down a river of tears” from fans.
>Corbin will be out to set sail on SmackDown LIVE, as he will once again be in action. Will The Lone Wolf’s journey to antagonize the WWE Universe continue? Find out tonight at 8/7 C on USA Network!
Syrian refugee
>Sami Zayn left the WWE Universe in utter shock last week, first pulling Kevin Owens out of the way of Shane McMahon’s leap off the top of Hell in a Cell, then showing no remorse for his actions and embracing his once-estranged best friend on the blue brand.
>Zayn’s sudden change of heart has left WWE fans with even more questions, and WWE.com has learned that Sami will address the WWE Universe at the start of SmackDown LIVE at 8/7 C on USA Network. What will he have to say?
Ziggler vs. Bobby Roooooooo
>At WWE Hell in a Cell, Bobby Roode beat Dolph Ziggler at his own game, grabbing a handful of The Showoff’s tights to ensure his first pay-per-view appearance was victorious and glorious. But when Ziggler blindsided him with a Zig Zag after the bell, Roode was furious. Last week on SmackDown LIVE, The Glorious One challenged Ziggler to a fight, only for The Showoff to back away. There will be no turning back, though, when the two square off tonight on SmackDown LIVE at 8/7 C on USA Network!
Fashion Files tfw no special graphic
>Check out the big brain on Breeze!
>Breezango were back on the beat at WWE Hell in a Cell with a new edition of “The Fashion Files.” Revealing that their deep dive on the “2B” case sent a man to jail, Tyler Breeze and Fandango inadvertently discovered that it was The Ascension looking “2-B” their friends all along.
>However, when one case closes, another opens, which was, quite literally, the case for The Fashion Police. A mysterious briefcase that gave off a golden glow was left at their precinct’s doorstep, leading to the start of a new investigation.
>What will this new case have in store for Breezango? Grab a Big Kahuna Burger and a tasty beverage and tune in to SmackDown LIVE to find out, tonight at 8/7 C on USA Network!
GET READY FOR A LOT OF TALKING
No.80745
>Pooman talking
>Coldsteel with the main title
>Still ziggi vs roo
Fashion is gonna have to carry this show. I'm looking forward to the feud with the hammer bros.
No.80754
>>80744
>big news for his plans at Survivor Series
So I take it that it won't be Bragging Rights, RAW vs SD again? Hope so, no reason to do that now unlike last time. They pretty much dropped whatever pretense of the whole RAW vs SD thing. Unless they do Jinder vs Lesnar, wew
So what's AJ Styles doing? Is he finally going to join the Fashion FIles?!
No.80757
>>80754
>Jinder spends the whole match getting his ass kicked
>Oh shit its the singh brothers they're interfering what an unprecedented turn of events
>My god lesnar just threw one of the singer brothers into the fat tranny in the fifth row
>But what is this? Jinder snuck behind and now the collage
>Jinder just beat lesnar tickets for the india tour are on sale now plz buy jinder isnt canadian
No.80758
>>80755
sorry, wrong pic. meant to post this one.
No.80760
>>80758
Feels like I haven't seen her in ages. I know she's had matches recently but I don't watch SD, plus she hasn't been involved in anything major since MiTB?
No.80761
>>80760
I feel ya. it's really a shame how they've done her recently.
No.80762
>>80761
Shame her accent is terrible
No.80764
AJ probaly will gay up as a baby face during the show… Sad…
No.80771
>no mention of Bludgeon Brothers
Surely Breezango's "2B" thing was originally meant to be about the Bludgeon Brothers. I wonder if they really scrapped that with the Ascension wanting "2B" friends. I wonder what the golden glowing briefcase is all about though. First thing that came to mind when I saw it was Shelton being the "Golden Standard", but him and Gable are No 1 contenders snow so I doubt that. I'm doing the pose in pic related trying to wrap my head around this.
No.80772
>>80771
There's no way they went with a goofy name like Bludgeon Brothers if they're not going to be 2b.
No.80773
>>80766
>needs to put up objects because nobody understands her otherwise
Way to prove my point
No.80778
Where are Heath Slater and Rhyno? Where is fREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE agent Cena? Where is the newly announced Bludgeon Brothers team?
No.80779
>>80778
>Where are Heath Slater and Rhyno?
Ram.
>Where is fREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE agent Cena?
Pedowood.
>Where is the newly announced Bludgeon Brothers team?
They were only introduced last week.
No.80780
>>80754
>Jinder vs. Lesnar
You know what, that's actually a good idea.
No.80783
Have you anons purchased WWE 2K18 along with its season pass?
No.80784
>>80783
Nope. Currently downloading the CODEX release though
No.80785
>>80754
>>80780
Yeah, I could see that.
UNIFY THE BELTS!
>>80757
But not like that.
No.80786
>>80780
>You know what, that's actually a good idea.
No it's fucking not.
Also, reminder that Lesnar vs Jinder is already planned.
No.80787
>Jinder vs Brock
That would be a squash match if WWE wasn't so adamant on milking India's yuge population. Jinder's probably actually going to go over in hope that the Indian tour sells out because the poos will think he is actually better than Lesnar. I respect Jinder outside the ring, seems like a cool dude, but his whole title run has been such an obvious cash grab attempt which probably won't earn them even close to as much as they're hoping. Maybe I'm wrong though, maybe the pajeets will actually buy a fuck ton of Jinder merch. At least Jinder has a beller theme.
No.80788
>>80784
But look at these graphics!
It has the biggest roster to date!
You can even squash the patriarchy and Be Like No One™!
No.80789
>>80788
Nah, I'd rather give old school Kane the push he deserved back in the ealry 2000s.
No.80790
>>80788
how the fuck is this even possible? I remember playing some WWE game in 2003 that looked about as good as that
No.80791
>>80788
The game looks okay during entrances and in stadiums, but holy fuck it looks terrible backstage. Did they forget to add lighting backstage? Also lol at those awful strikes that Shane mocapped himself.
No.80796
>>80791
>>80790
Last year when they had those suplex city commercials for 2k17 I thought they were gonna make like a 3d brawler type game where you had to fight your way through the whole wwe roster in a post apocalyptic wasteland with each wrestler controlling different territories and after you beat up every wrestlet past and present you take on brock lesnar as the ultimate end boss. Turns out it was just a shitty simulator though which blows.
No.80797
6 MINUTES GET HYPED
>>80788
Those budget cuts even hit 2K games?
No.80798
New Smackdown theme song?
It sucks.
No.80799
Nattie's been looking cuter since she won the title, what happened?
No.80800
>the crowd goes this wild
>over Daniel Bryan
wew
No.80801
Was that a "what the fuck" chant that Dunn didn't mute?
No.80802
>>80800
It's his hometown.
Cole is here, I lost hope in this show alrady.
No.80803
>>80800
h-h-h-h-he's not over m-muh vanilla midgets
No.80804
>he put on the hat again
2 steps forward 1 step back. It's alright Zayn, you're getting better.
No.80805
>Sami's still trying to play himself as a face
No.80806
>>80805
are you sure about that?
No.80807
Will tonight's Smackdown have anything as stupid as this?
No.80808
>Come to WWE event
>Wear Bullet Club shirts
GOD DAMNIT WHY, I DON'T UNDERSTAND
No.80809
>>80807
Well ziggler's having a match.
No.80811
>zayn and KO as Canadian shitposters
No.80812
>walking out of this arena is the best you've got these days
No.80813
>getting someone else to fight his fights for him
No.80814
>All this bullying to someone that cant fight back
No.80816
>Naomi literally only has the entrance
>Cut the entrance
No.80818
>make Lana wrestle again for no reason
>she loses the match for the entire team
No.80819
>Natty just walks right behind them
No.80820
>the syrian and the fatty vs the viper and the wacky jap
No.80821
Charlotte truly best girl
No.80823
No.80825
If WWE is aimed at kids, why are they doing a Pulp Fiction segment, drug references and all? And why is it so painfully unfunny?
No.80826
>>80825
>shitting on the best part of the show
No.80827
>And why is it so painfully unfunny?
This pleb.
No.80828
>>80826
It was shit this time around my man.
No.80831
>>80830
What does the Prototype one say?
No.80832
No.80833
>>80829
Scott Stanford or Lance Storm.
>>80830
>that Reservoir Dogs reference
No.80834
>>80831
Mr. Blonde. It's all characters from Reservoir Dogs.
No.80835
Oh right, Sincara's still with the company.
>he's fighting Corbin
>Corbin is booked as pussying out on offering challenges
>Corbin finally gets something of a push and gets written as a loser coward heel even then
Being the BARON is suffering.
No.80836
Wasn't Sin Cara on 205 live?
No.80837
Wait, what the fuck? They're BREAKing the rules, countouts reset when another wrestler goes outside.
No.80838
>Sin Cara wins
>by countout
what the fuck is going on
No.80839
>Chad Gable is a wigger now
>Usos confirmed faces now
>American Alpha 1.5 is a heel team now
No.80840
>>80837
Sin Cara botched it (big shock), he should've stayed in the ring for the planned finish.
No.80842
>>80839
>>American Alpha 1.5 is a heel team now
Not really watching, did I read that right?
No.80843
>>80842
>Usos accept a respectful face handshake from AA1.5
>AA1.5 pulls away with a "psyke!" move right out of the 90s
No.80844
No.80845
>>80843
And why is it AA 1.5? Shelton is way better than Jordan.
No.80846
>>80845
>replace a mulatto mutt big black guy with another big black guy
Not enough of a change for a 2.0. :^)
No.80847
>>80846
Shelton is pretty good tho.
No.80848
Genuine hype for the Bludgeon Brothers, maybe the two will actually be allowed to do something again, but what's up with the video production values?
>looks like it's greenscreening the two in front of a forest as if going to a real forest would be too expensive
>the mic audio for Rowan sounds all sorts of fucked up
No.80849
>>80848
It's all silly on purpose for the fashion feud.
No.80850
>>80848
they can't afford a real forest :^)
No.80852
>"you can't wrestle" chants
kek
No.80853
>pooman thinks he can beat Lesnar
>when Lesnar will just quit and go to UFC if he gets bullshitted
>AJ comes out to stop the faggotry
No.80854
PLACE THE POOMAN IN THE RING WITH LESNAR, I WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHIT GETS THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF IT
No.80856
No.80859
>not realizing Jinder will go over Brock at Survivor Series (November) to hype the Indian tour in December
No.80860
Aj is going to job to the collage.
No.80862
>Dunn pressed 50 buttons at the same time when aj started attacking
No.80863
>>80859
Nope. Remember, Roman above all others :^).
No.80864
>coward pooman gets his loser lackey to fight for him
wew
No.80865
Creative is really missing an opportunity here.
>have Bobby Roode's entrance play
>but wait, it's actually Dolph Ziggler
No.80867
>>80865
Been saying that since HiaC. What gives? Go for it.
No.80868
>stay tuned through this EXCLUSIVE commercial BREAK
<it's the same shitty fucking 2k18 ad they play 5 times a show
No.80869
No.80870
>it's already the final half-hour of the show
SD goes by way too fast, they need to at least turn 205 into the literal third hour of SD and have it play on normal TV.
No.80872
So KO and Zayn win, Orton gets pissed and RKOs Nakamura, setting up a feud?
No.80873
>>80871
what the fuck is this
No.80874
>>80873
Don't worry, it has an "8-bit" mode that totally doesn't just make the resolution look like it's set to 320x180.
No.80875
>>80873
The glitched as fuck game they've been hyping the past few months. You think they would have learned to properly bug test their game after the glitchy shitshow that was 2K17 at release
No.80876
I think new day just cucked those white jobbers
No.80877
Boosev vs new gay feud confirmed?
No.80879
>>80878
GENTLEMEN, SAVE IT FOR THE RING
No.80881
Syria Zayne's theme is decent, but where's the new heel theme?
No.80884
>>80881
wwe can't afford to make a new one
No.80886
>almost got an RKO out of nowhere
No.80888
>>80780
>Jinder comes out and absolutely fucking Goldbert squashes Bork?
>yfw?
Not even sure tbh but I think I might genuinely pop.
No.80889
>>80885
Needs a CFO$ filter
No.80891
>>80874
>Bad VHS
S U P E R S T A R S
No.80892
>>80771
The proper way to do this is to work Based Kino Brothers into Fashion Files for exposure, but to never treat them as anything less than an absolute threat.
The way WWE usually does shit like this though, they'll be Broadus Clay'ing their way to the ring a month from now.
No.80893
>Nakamura is strong enough to pick up that much weight
wew
No.80894
>wins via low blow
Absolutely heel.
No.80895
>Barely BREAKing 100 replies
What happened
No.80896
No.80897
No.80898
>>80895
>>80896
The booking's been shit:^)
No.80899
> hold me tight
fml wwe really has gone gay
No.80900
>he is my BEST FRIEND
>HOLD ME TIGHT
No.80901
>>80895
This is the first week in at least 6 months the site hasn't shit itself to death during the two main shows, and beyond that the shows themselves have been pretty mediocre.
No.80902
>Want to get a Carmella shirt
>My size is sold out
No.80904
>>80902
>purchasing WWE products for money
No.80905
>>80894
Kek, that's fucking classic old school heeling. Look up "hat pin mary", angry old bitches used to give heels the business
No.80906
>>80904
I already have NJPW shirts, Gedo
No.80912
>>80902
>being too fat for the shirts
No.80917
No.80918
>>80917
They're hoping all of the mentally retarded Indians will keep them afloat. Even with that, they're probably still fucked long-term.
No.80919
>>80912
I'm only an XL brother
No.80921
Tyler Breeze makes a REALLY convincing woman.
No.80946
>>80888
>those numbers
>that pic
I fucking screaming anon!
No.80947
>>80943
>Being a skinny sissy boy
/cuteboys/ is that way
No.80952
>>80951
Am i the only who feel uneasy when seeing Ryback caveman like forehead?
No.80954
>>80947
>people are either fat or skinny
>>>/tumblr/
No.80962
>>80951
he would actually fit right in with us
No.80964
>>80952
>Jericho STILL hasn't returned for more than one shitty match where he was the Tye Dillenger third man before Tye Dillenger did it