No.80590
Weekly threads are dead edition
Preview:
>Less than one week before The Shield battles Braun Strowman, The Miz, Sheamus and Cesaro in a TLC match, Roman Reigns goes to the extreme against The Monster Among Men in a Steel Cage match. There will be run-ins
Steel, not Cell
>Shield's back lol. However, by preventing Braun Strowman from BREAKING Matt Hardy, they've earned an enemy in The Monster Among Men.
>Following that laughable shit, Strowman joined a bunch of heels in the TLC match, foolishly giving The Shield some odds to overcome. Additionally, Strowman was placed in a Steel Cage match against Roman Reigns, because this all wasn't contrived enough yet.
>The last time Strowman entered a steel cage, he kicked Big Show's old ass. Things will probably go differently this time.
Fat Tranny vs. Manlet
>After speculation as to whether or not the mysterious Sister Abigail was indeed among the living, Bray Wyatt made an ass out of xerself by becoming a tranny and calling out the patriarchy.
>”Bray may have unleashed something awful,” Bálor told Renee Young after the embarassing segment. "I've seen inside my head a vision, never the outcome you'll be wishin' for! I felt bad for Bray, it's not his fault the booking is so shit. But I also felt that now I know what I have to do and what I have to do is that which I must do, or something. Dammit."
<Make Asuka look strong
>Emma finally earned the spotlight she so craves this past Monday night when she won a Fatal 5-Way Elimination match to become Asuka's bitch at WWE TLC.
>The Empress of Tomorrow was undefeated in NXT and isn't about to lose to fucking Emma.
Sin Cara vs. Enzo
>Sin Cara and Enzo Amore are still battling for the WWE Manlet Championship at WWE TLC as scheduled, but the bearer of the title going into the match has shifted somewhat thanks to Raw General Manager Kurt Angle.
>This past Monday night – on WWE Hall of Famer Eddie Guerrero's birthday, because that's somehow relevant – Sin Cara's opportunity came early. With a middling Salida del Sol, The King of Flight put away The Buried G to capture the title and dedicated his win to a guy he has no storyline or real-life connection to whatsoever.
>Sin Cara conquered Amore once again the following night on WWE Network's 205 Live, succesfully teaming with Mufasa Ali against Muscles Marinara and his sole ally, Ariya Daivari. Will the luchador continue to frustrate the newly former champion leading up to their WWE TLC rematch? And will we be able to distract the people from Neville's absence until they forget about him?
<Midget vs. Roastie
>Raw Women's Champion Alexa Bliss clearly isn't one to respect her elders, but after Mickie James' unlawful beatdown this past Monday night, she might need to start.
>Five Feet of Fury's mind games have lit a fire within the 2-time UWF Women's Champion, but regardless she's fucking going over at WWE TLC. Who will stand tall before the PPV?
Don't miss Raw, you faggots. Or do, because it's better for your mental health.
No.80591
So has Neville left? Apparently he was supposed to lose against Enzo in the lumberjack match last week but he didn't appear on RAW or something so they had Kalisto win the title, also because it was Eddie's birthday I think. Some say that Enzo will get the title back at TLC then.
Enzo sucks but considering he got the crusierweight division in the main event for 3 weeks straight, plus the first crusierweight match in the main event of RAW, he is arguably the best guy on the crusierweight roster. Top heel.
No.80595
>>80591
Enzo didnt get the cw in the main event, that's just what he says. The reality is that viewership drops during the third hour so the wwe is experimenting a bit and trying to do something with the cw.
Also the only titles being defended at tlc are the cw and womyn's So they need to give more attention to the cw title.
If you care about the shield as little as I do tlc is looking grim.
No.80596
>>80595
when since last april hasn't WWE looked grim?
No.80597
>>80595
>WWE filled with titles
>Only 2 out of 5 titles on RAW will be defended at the PPV
Damn. The buildup for TLC has been next to nothing, other than Mickie James vs Alexa, the rest of the matches seem to have been decided only last week, including the main event!
So we got:
>Shield vs Miztourage TLC match
>Enzo vs Kalisto for crusierweight title
>Mickie vs Alexa for womens title
>Asuka vs Emma
>Bray Wyatt vs Finn Balor (AGAIN)
Anything more? Plus it's a gimmick PPV so they'll be having a Ladder, Tables and CHairs match as usual, some of the matches may get these stipulations. Really skippable PPV unless Roman turns heel on the Shield but it will never happen.
No.80598
>>80597
god I hope Asuka loses
No.80599
>>80598
The only way I could see that happening is if someone runs in and attacks Emma, causing Asuka to lose by DQ. Asuka will likely squash Emma though. I suspect Asuka's first pin/submission loss to be from the legit boss horse
No.80600
>>80599
I expect Alexa to retain at the Rumble. As for a clean loss, that might never come unless it's Banks as you say or if someone new gets extremely over.
No.80602
>>80599
that'd be fine too. anything to end the fucking streak and bring back some excitement to her matches.
No.80605
>>80602
Nigger ending the streak shouldn't happen at some b ppv, she doesn't even have a streak on the main roster lol. Build that shit to mania, with her picking up the title at royal rumble or something.
No.80607
>>80605
Reminder that the wwe hyped up charlotte's ppv streak only to end it on the ppv before mania.
No.80608
God damn this looks atrocious. WWE must be hemorrhaging money at this point.
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No.80612
>they're doing a narrative "previously on" segment like this is an episodic TV show
wew
No.80613
No.80615
BROKEN Matt, Bo Wyatt, and Bailey heel turn tonight.
No.80616
>>80615
That would be one hell of a Raw. But no.
No.80618
Man kurt sucks so bad at being gm, it's sad to see.
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No.80620
No.80621
Welp that's all the character development from seth and dean down the drain, literally just back to before they BROKE up but hey at least roman is getting cheered.
No.80622
Reminder that CM Punk beat all three of these jabronis at the same time.
No.80623
>>80622
I remember that they had roman get injured early in the match to sit out most of it and only coming in at the end to spear dean by mistake. Even then it was all about making roman look strong.
No.80624
>>80622
That was only because Roman accidentally speared one of them and CM Punk used it for the pin ahh yezzir
No.80625
>>80624
It's still three losing to one. Sad!
No.80626
Is the job description for GMs "shut down hype generated for a match that's about to happen by postponing it" or what?
No.80627
>>80625
To one spear by the [LOUD BOOING] baby, yezzir
No.80628
>the JUST club gets one win, become the Eliastourage
No.80630
What is happening on my television?
No.80631
This is actually unironically good.
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No.80635
They need to release full versions of those songs, that's genuine shitposting gold.
No.80636
>I like Jason
<Booker is lying through his teeth
>They're pushing Jordan in so many ways
<It's not working at all
No.80638
>>80636
Yeah I remember when Booker would bury the fuck out of Jordan, saying all he does is just get his shit in, then magically he just started liking him out of seemingly nowhere
No.80639
>>80638
He still does it but not as much.
No.80640
>>80638
They probably bitched about him pissing on Jordan even though he's right about Jordan not getting the push he's getting.
No.80641
>>80638
It's as though a mysterious big-nosed man told him to cut that shit out.
No.80642
>>80639
Meanwhile, everyone is just pissing on Enzo.
No.80643
No.80644
>allowed to win precisely one match outside of house shows that don't count all year
>immediately get forced to job again
No.80645
Jordan is so bad, he needs two more black guys to get wins.
No.80646
Why does graves want booker to join titus worldwide so much?
No.80647
No.80648
>MUH EVIL NADZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES virtue signaling game ad
No.80649
where's the weekly hard cam side crowd pics at?
No.80650
>they're actually trying to generate 205 hype with a montage
No.80651
>>80650
The result is dead silence.
No.80652
6 DAYS TILL ASUKA ARRIVES
place your bets on how Vince will fuck up her RAW debut.
No.80653
It's be funny if the crowd started a Neville related chant
No.80654
No.80655
>>80653
There we go, small but it's there.
No.80657
>>80652
Her debut will likely be fine; they'll have her do something like make Nia tap or something. However, she'll end up having unending feuds against one opponent with no logical storytelling or reason to care just like the other women. Because she's going to be a face, she'll always be presented as an underdog, which is how they killed Goldberg's momentum dead in 03.
I have little hope for her; it'll be a minor miracle if she makes it through next year undamaged by main roster booking.
No.80659
>tfw this entire angle is an attempt to get people to stop cheering Braun
No.80660
No.80661
He sounds like Hulk Hogan tonight brother.
No.80662
>crowd is cheering for Axel
>out runs the face GM to shut that down
No.80664
>>80662
>Curtis must be buried at all times
>the next step is to make him just not appear just like Bo
No.80666
Being Bo is Suffering, Curtis will learn this.
No.80667
>time for the heelish face horse vs the full nigger
No.80668
>Booker shitposts on live TV with "LOOKIN' REAL JACKED" again
No.80669
>45 second match with the exact same outcome as last time
Such a great use of television time, they totally couldn't have taken that and the lengthy 205 montage out and put in a real match and let some lesser-known talent get some actual TV time, like the Revival or something. Nah, let's have alicia fux job to the horse in under a minute.
>alicia fux literally REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs in the ring
No.80670
Is fox's new gimmick being a spastic retard?
No.80672
No.80673
>Enzo whining about losing his title again
No.80674
>there are people actually on Enzo's side all of a sudden
>just a week after everyone hated him
What is this shit writing?
No.80675
>>80674
He's like the Miz for Meme-spamming faggots who feel like no one gets them. Enzo is literally hated by every WWE employee like some of the fans, and they think he's a relatable underdog even if his shitty wrestling ruined careers.
No.80676
Gnome lookin real certified in that jacket
No.80677
>>80676
Does the "G" stand for gay?
No.80680
>>80675
Nah, I mean the wrestlers themselves, nobody on the roster even kayfabe liked him just last week, other than maybe two guys that went after Kalisto whenever he went outside. All of a sudden he has four guys come out and help him, and none of them are Akira Tozawa who at least had the "said nice things to Enzo on twitter and didn't get shit-talked by Enzo" going for him. All that, and people he did shit talk and got shit talked and beaten back are instead his sudden allies?
No.80681
>Sheamus and Cesaro get booed relentlessly during the Miz segment
>cheered just a few minutes later when they wrestle
No.80683
>Sheamus botches a pin before Rollins kicks him off
wew
No.80684
No.80685
>Curtis Axel Roman Noodles backstage beatdown incoming
No.80689
>tfw aj was supposed to come to raw but they switched it to bray after it got leaked.
>tfw we could've had a aj vs balor series instead of this snoozefest
No.80690
>equally cheesy/shitty special effects between Finn and "the demon"
wewewewewewww
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No.80692
Tell me someone got a screencap of that discount Halloween store face paint
No.80693
No.80695
>>80694
>tfw budget cuts mean you have to use windows movie maker to edit the show
No.80698
No.80699
>>80696
>WWE/2K actually just used a shitty CAW instead of modifying Kurt's model
No.80701
>booley is ol' mickey's tag partner
wew
No.80702
>Bray isn't at Raw for past 2 weeks (except pretaped promos)
>neither is Bo
>now Jojo is gone
What is happening
No.80703
No.80704
>every other tag match works just fine when everyone goes outside, at worst the 10 count starts
>womens match: ref screams at everyone and announcers talk about DQs
No.80705
>tfw booley was brought out only to get the shit beat out of her so Mickie could look strong
No.80706
>Curtis is about to attack Roman with the rest of the Shield there
>cut to commercial
No.80708
>WWE has to get its own commissioned game to sponsor the next PPV
No.80709
Wait a minute, stupid question incoming: Is Mickie James The Ultimate Warrior's wife? plz no bully
No.80710
>>80709
No the wife of ultimate warrior is stephanie mcmahon
No.80711
>>80709
Mickie married some British wrestler who goes by Magnus (Some bum from TNA/GFW).
No.80712
I'm actually sad for Curtis, no fucking respect.
No.80713
No.80714
>>80713
The WWE's original attempt at a BROKEN character.
No.80716
>>80715
>pumpkin vs scarecrow
I get it's Halloween month but cmon
imagine if bray sister abigail wins lol
No.80717
>Braun vs Noodleman is the main event
>mystery fifth man instead of Curtis
No.80718
>>80715
Punking vs Chewbacca
No.80719
>>80715
This is beyond retarded.
No.80720
>Roman still gets booed as soon as he's in a singles match away from the team
No.80721
>>80720
THE SHIELD WAS SUPPOSED TO GET HIM OVER DAMMIT
imagine if they finally turn him heel by having him turn on the shield and he drops the vest bullshit and everything
No.80722
>>80721
It is plausible. He never had the character development needed to canonically forgive Seff's betrayal.
>Miz was given the $5 mic
No.80723
Tell me someone got screencaps of Roman's face after he got squashed against the cage and laid on the floor, that's meme gold.
No.80724
SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOP OF THE STEEL CAGE
No.80725
What a fucking great transition into a superplex
No.80726
Kek
>shield vs bar not even the real match
>Cameras all over it
No.80727
Need screencaps of Miz smugly closing the garage door.
No.80728
>that one dude protecting his figure collection
No.80729
>noodleman has to use a heel low blow to win
No.80730
BAH GOD THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE
No.80731
>kane gets revenge for taker
damn this actually makes sense
No.80732
Are they gonna make braun and kane the new brothers of destruction?
No.80733
>no flaming pillars
>no I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU throwing roman through the cage
>still a top-tier main event that almost made the pretty lame rest of the show completely worth it
No.80743
WWE did something smart and entertaining?
Bálor vs. Wyatt's awfulness is enough to make up for it. I almost had to give them some credit.
No.80747
Miz's charisma saved me from the cringe!
And Vince still put him punsh him with kick-off shows and dark match shits?
No.80753
>>80747
Well he's in the main event of TLC. Not defending his title though.
No.80763
>>80753
>he's the underdog for Ramen Rains & co. in the event of TLC
FTFY
No.80777