No.80334
Heel Zayn edition
Preview:
>Sami Zayn sent shockwaves through the WWE Universe on Sunday when he pulled Kevin Owens out of the way of Shane McMahon’s daredevil leap off the top of Hell in a Cell. Ever since the SmackDown LIVE Commissioner came crashing through a table, fans have had one question on their mind: WHAT? Will Sami Zayn give the WWE Universe an answer? Find out on SmackDown LIVE, tonight at 8/7 C on USA Network!
Restatement of the above
>Though the intense Hell in a Cell Match between Shane McMahon and Kevin Owens gave the WWE Universe plenty of jaw-dropping moments to discuss, the most-talked about instance of the match came when Sami Zayn pulled KO out of the way of Shane-O-Mac, who leapt off the top of the Cell in hopes of ending his rivalry with Owens with a definitive elbow drop.
>Zayn’s actions were in direct contrast to the warnings he gave the SmackDown LIVE Commissioner in recent weeks, telling him about the lengths Owens, his former best friend, would go to. Will Zayn explain why he helped KO claim victory at WWE Hell in a Cell?
Coldsteel vs Styles
>AJ Styles may have been knocked down after Baron Corbin dethroned him as United States Champion at WWE Hell in a Cell, but The Phenomenal One has no intention of staying down.
>As he alluded to on Talking Smack following the WWE Network special, Styles will be invoking his rematch clause to challenge The Lone Wolf for the star-spangled title tonight on SmackDown LIVE. Will the champion back up his brash attitude by getting himself disqualified or counted out, or will Tye Dillinger or some other jobber run in and ruin the match?
Lynch does the job for Carmella
>Natalya asserted her dominance over the SmackDown LIVE Women’s division at WWE Hell in a Cell when she opted to bash Charlotte Flair’s leg with a steel chair to hold on to her SmackDown Women’s Title, though she lost the match by disqualification.
>Tonight on SmackDown LIVE, two of the division’s top competitors will look to establish themselves as next in line for a title opportunity, as Becky Lynch battles Ms. Money in the Bank, Carmella. Who can gain ground in the race for the next opportunity at Natalya’s title?
Usos face turn begins
>In the first ever Tag Team Championship Match contested inside Hell in a Cell, The Usos survived a war with The New Day to capture the SmackDown Tag Team Titles, their fifth tandem championship.
>It is often said that Hell in a Cell is a match that will change a Superstar’s career, and Jimmy & Jey certainly looked to be banged up on WWE Talking Smack. How will Sunday’s brutal battle affect the new champions and any team who may want to step up to them? Find out tonight on SmackDown LIVE at 8/7 C on USA Network!
>The ongoing feud over the WWE Championship is not mentioned in the preview.
Fucking pathetic. Remove Jinder at once.
The show is where it is. Watch it.
No.80336
>>80334
I goddamn happy for this! I feared the booking will pull a Sami Skywalker redeem Darth Owens story, but holy shit! They actually got creative and twisted is!
Kinda shit we always know how this will end up. Team Shane-AJ (Straight community) vs. Team Ebil Haarts cluster fuck where the first will win…
No.80337
You forgot about Pulp Fashion. Assuming they don't just delay it. Anyway I never thought I'd be excited for a show because of Sami Zayn. Really hope he turns heel and forms a tag team, or at least a faction with KO. Even if it doesn't happen immediately, they could build to it. he'll probably just stay face and his excuse will be he did it because he didn't want KO's kids to be fatherless
No.80338
>>80337
>and fuck Shane's kids!
No.80339
>They actually think sami turned and he wont just come out tonight saying he only helped kevin win to end the brutal match
Nothing about sami's look and actions screamed "heel turn" to me.
>Usos face turn begins
You fucking wut m8?
No.80340
>>80339
>They actually think sami turned and he wont just come out tonight saying he only helped kevin win to end the brutal match
I could definitely see this happening. Could still lead to a heel turn if Shane punishes him
No.80341
>>80340
I hope so because that's funner but I dont have many hopes.
No.80345
>>80340
What if it leads to a Shane heel turn?
No.80346
Just gonna leave this here i know house shows mean jack shit but it's interesting
No.80347
>Everything about Hell in a Cell and the current state of SmackDown
No.80348
>>80347
As opposed to RAM where Bray Wyatt is a tranny who said "all men are the same, they just want control"?
No.80349
>>80348
Ram is also the gay community.
No.80350
>>80349
But how is Smackdown? and don't say because of Breezango. Breeze is married and Fandango fucked Summer Rae
No.80351
>>80350
It is bad and not good.
No.80352
>Heel Zayn
won't this negatively impact his charity for Syria?
No.80355
From KO's new official Instagram
No.80360
>>80352
Isn't supporting Syria is already a bad thing? I mean they are literally a terrorist state?
No.80362
>>80360
No, that's kike propaganda. Assad did nothing wrong. "muh gassed children" is appeal to emotion propaganda and downright lies.
No.80363
>>80362
So Zayn is a assad supporter? That's fucking dope!
No.80364
>>80363
No, he thinks Trump is Hitler and that that's bad so I doubt it.
No.80366
>>80363
Nah I doubt that. He just supports the civilians. He probably bolieves Assad actually gassed his own people, as if Assad would have anything to gain from it and there is no possible way it was done by the "rebels", who have everything to gain from it.
No.80371
>>80336
>>80337
>tfw Sami was secretly messing with Kevin's head behind the scenes and was the mastermind behind everything, including driving Kevin insane
>Sami was the evil one the whole time
>Sami goes full heel because Vince doesn't like him insulting his friend
>>80346
It's amazing the difference in crowd reaction when Dunn isn't manipulating everything for the TV.
No.80372
>>80347
>getting this worked into a shoot because AJ lost the title fair and square
No.80373
>>80372
The show is genuinely bad at the moment, as in not entertaining.
No.80374
>>80371
I'm sold! Book it Vince!
No.80376
When it comes crashing down, and you have to poo,
Take a squat on the streets, you don't need a loo,
Well, you hurt my stomach, my patience is wearing thin,
I gotta be Indian; I can't hold it in
I am a real Indian
Fight for the right of street shittin
I am a real Indian
Shit for what's right, shit for your life!
No.80379
>>80377
At least the tag division is cool. There's probably an uso vs american alpha feud coming and something is probably going to happen with the JUST bros.
Come to think of it this is like the opposite of last year when most of smackdown was good and the tag titles might as well not exist.
No.80380
>>80352
Based Vinnie turned that filthy ginger goat-fucker heel
post yfw Trump was the one who booked it
No.80381
>>80377
>he doesn't realize RAM is the superior brand
No.80383
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I hope Mike Kanellis is on tonight
No.80384
>>80383
>WWE hires this guy because they want maria back
>He's a druggie
>She gets pregnant
On a scale of one to original sincara how much do you think the wwe regrets signing them?
No.80385
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>>80384
Well they went out of their way to do a 9 minute happy go lucky video on both subjects. Probably half way to original sin cara though
No.80386
5 MINUTES TO GO GET READY FOR ACTION
No.80387
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Guess who's retaining tonight?
No.80388
These might look like random images of garbage, but one of them is actually a picture of WWE Champion Jinder Mahal. Can you find which one?
No.80391
Token "is signfag or crowdshotanon at SD tonight?" post.
No.80392
>it's the new day again
>they're STILL doing the exact same feud
No.80393
>>80388
Yeah, one has poo as well as garbage.
No.80394
>It's a mutual masturbation promo
No.80395
>it's a whiny shoot about getting a little bruised in a tame hardcore match segment
No.80396
They're really doing it, they're really doing an Uso face turn after a hardcore cage match.
No.80398
>it's a "WWE actually listens to the fans and lets more than two tag teams exist" episode
No.80399
>>80396
kek… that means Ascension are the only heel tag team. Unless being goofy on FF makes them faces.
No.80400
Large Intestines Colons BTFO'd'ded
No.80401
>>80399
>forgetting about the Heel Bros
>>80400
>no information on wwe.com about either colons since MITB
No.80402
>realize it's 1/2 an hour into the 2 hour show
>we JUST got into maybe 5 minutes of the very first match of the night
No.80403
>>80401
They're not heels yet. They're just teasing.
No.80404
>the gay community is getting repeatedly BTFO'd
No.80405
>KO and Sami are sharing a room
>making everyone wait
No.80407
Hopefully snek turns heel on Shinsuke
No.80409
>>80407
Now there's a feud I wanna see Maggle!
No.80411
No.80412
>Baron you overcame the odds on Sunday
Please don't. Please don't.
No.80413
>mens division backstage brawl: creates one of the greatest segments of all time I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU
>womens division backstage brawl: 20 seconds of nothing interesting
No.80414
>>80346
Hot crowd. Where was that?
No.80415
>>80414
Quebec I bolieve. The home province of both Sami and KO
No.80417
uhhhh carmella just tapped out to becky lynch
No.80418
>Carmella never cashes in the contract
>gets BTFO'd'd'd'd'd'dd'd'd'd'd'd'd'dd'd'd'dd'd'dd'd'd'd'd'd'd'dd'dd'dd'd'd'd'd'd'd'd'd'd'd by Becky Lynch "'em all"
No.80420
Board actually not shitting the bed again tonight
No.80421
>>80420
Board is dead anyway
No.80422
Zayn showing up without the old man/Portland hipster cap is another step in the right direction for him
No.80423
>fatty owens is still trying to play the "take over smarkdown" game
>no new theme/intro for Heel Zayne
No.80424
>Zayn's theme still goofy and happy
What did they mean by this?
No.80425
So how is Sami a heel again? Literally everything he's saying is true.
No.80426
a..are we in a good timeline? Is this happening?
No.80427
>>80420
>post that
>site BREAKs immediately afterward
No.80428
The best heels usually are.
No.80429
He'll get a new theme. Heel Usos still didn't have a new theme on their first PPV as bix noods.
No.80430
Wait, why are Orton and Nakamura teaming up again? Does Creative expect everyone to forget the last time they did this Orton turned on him after the match?
No.80431
>>80427
Yeah, I know right. Probably what I get for posting old memes.
No.80432
So is singy mcbitch-hairline technically a main eventer now?
No.80433
>Rusev and English BTFO'd again
>the actually good wrestlers win again
No.80434
LUKE HARPER AND ERIC ROWAN FINALLY RETURN
No.80435
So Poop Harper is a heel now for no reason.
No.80437
So uhh, what about Fashion Pulp?
No.80438
>Ziggler's actually sticking with the record scratch
No.80439
No.80440
THEY ACTUALLY SHOWED ZIGGLER'S CRACK ON PRIME TIME TELEVISION
No.80441
>2B
>Bludgeon Brothers
I…Is it happening, bros?
No.80442
>Bobby Roode clearly botched his promo by forgetting his lines
No.80443
Not sure what this is, but I am all about every part of it. Rowan's wrasslin' voice is pretty clutch. Can't bolieve they've kept the mic from him all this time.
No.80444
>>80416
Its "la comunidad de homosexuales"
No.80445
>>80444
it's "you have to go back"
No.80447
>15 minute main event
This is almost as bad as Cass vs Show months ago.
No.80448
>>80445
>>80446
>dat yhtgb mind
No.80450
>Corbin Ziggler-sells a little kick
No.80451
The commercials about videogames are so cringy
No.80452
>>80445
>>80446
>dat yhtgb mind
No.80453
>>80451
No shit. Multi millionaire rapper can't even make a rap that rhymes.
No.80454
>>80451
No shit. Multi millionaire rapper can't even make a rap that rhymes.
No.80455
No.80456
>brand new thread
>posts missing through alacrity daemon bug
Fucking FIX IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.80458
>>80449
We all got worked.
Legit $alty about it, keep it 100 fam.
No.80459
>>80449
It was when Breezango got fashionably beaten to a pulp at the start of the show
No.80468
>>80384
>He's a druggie
>She gets pregnant
sounds like my old high school
No.80471
>>80384
Should've sent them in NXT first. There never felt like any reason for the two to be on SD anyway, right from their first appearance, what was even the plan for them?
>>80468
Not the first time WWE's been compared to a high school.
No.80500
>>80379
Actually for a time the tag titles were pretty fun to watch too.
No.80501
>WWE Champion Jinder Mahal has a message for /wooo/
No.80503
>>80385
>I was teaming up with uh… Another guy.
No.80504
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I wonder what Ellsworth's kids think of this.
No.80506
>>80502
>all those dislikes
Their butthurt stems from sitting on a toilet when they shit
No.80509
>>80506
I swear to God, the Jinder-shitposting on /wooo/ will make me love this faggot…
No.80510
No.80512
>>80504
>they never learned from the luna/goldust angle in 1997
this one makes even less sense because memesworth was never a sexual deviant to begin with
No.80513
>>80511
He actually looks like as a decent dad… Poor man do every shit for his kids…
No.80516
>>80513
too bad his kids look like mutants too
No.80518
>>80443
>Fashion Files talking about the cryptic '2B'
>Rowan and Harper is now a tag team
>Bludgeon Brothers
>BB
>2B
Holy shit!
No.80519
>>80518
it's actually
>2B
>2Bucks
>The Young Bucks
No.80520
>>80519
It's actually Bull Buchanon.
No.80521
>>80520
is he even alive anymore?
No.80526
>>80511
At least one of those girls is a mongrel. Memesworth fucked a spic. Absolutely disgusting.
No.80527
>>80526
>Memesworth fucked a spic
or maybe his wife did
No.80528
>>80527
He's never been married.
No.80529
>>80528
how does he have kids then?
No.80530
>>80529
You see anon… Unlike what you're parents told you when you were a kid, two people don't have to be married to have children. Bastards are born out of wedlock all the time.
No.80531
>>80530
you're right. my question should have been "why does he have kids then?"
No.80533
>>80531
> "why does he have kids then?"
hard liquor
No.80534
>>80488
Hes just mad because Smackdown told him to get a job
No.80535
>>80531
>>80533
Ring rats lining up for "Pretty" Jimmy Dream
No.80536
Haitch in India last week.
>WWE India tour's promotional pic has Roman standing foremost, in front of Jinder
Kek
No.80539
>>80536
I hope some indians rape him to death and then shit all over his corpse
No.80553
>>80536
Well, at least we know Vince is gonna love it over there.
No.80573
>>80535
Jesus Christ, why!?
No.80574
>>80573
Anyone can get laid with low enough standards.
No.80587
>>80536
Because India is mark central, and eats up absolutely anything Vince puts out. That's why Roman's got demi-god status over there, and THE MODERN JOBBERAJA is just second fiddle. Also, Jinder isn't even full Indian. He's of descent, and actually from fucking Canada.
No.80592
>>80587
just another reason why we need to nuke that place from orbit