No.79338
Rehash Edition
From the preview:
>One week after The Miz and Based Bo assaulted Roman Reigns with a barrage of steel chair strikes, The [LOUD BOOING] challenges The A-Lister for his Intercontinental Championship, live on Raw. Can Reigns capture the workhorse title and silence Miz in the process? Also on Raw, Seff squares off with the hulking Braun Strowman, who is not finished with him.
Miz vs. Ramen
>Roman Reigns earned a non-title victory over Intercontinental Champion The Miz last Monday night. However, thanks to a post-match steel chair assault by The A-Lister’s Miztourage — complete with a disrespectful cum tribute to The Shield — Punished Roman hardly looked like a victor when all was said and done.
>One week after that sadistic attack, Reigns will battle The Miz for his title, and The Miztourage will undoubtedly be dicking around at ringside. Can Reigns capture his first Intercontinental Championship to become a Grand Slam Champion, or will Miz continue to boast about his own crew’s supremacy over the disbanded /m/en? Ackchyually he would need to win both the Intercontinental and Universal titles to become a modern Grand Slam Champion.
Seff vs. Braun
>Despite Braun Strowman’s complete and total DESTRUCISITY of Curt Hawkins this past Monday night, Dean Ambrose willingly went up against The Monster Among Men, and despite getting in some good offense, The Lunatic Cringe suffered a painful defeat at the hands of the nigh-unstoppable juggernaut.
>When Ambrose’s fellow Raw Tag Team Champion Seth Rollins criticized his partner’s “self-destructive” behavior, Ambrose countered that perhaps The Architect could benefit from being a little less predictable. Rollins then did something that no sensible person could have predicted: He demanded a match against Strowman this coming Monday night on Raw and He became the Lord God, I suppose.
>Will Rollins come to regret taking Ambrose’s critique to heart, or can he earn a huge victory over one of the most powerful Superstars in WWE history?
<Midget vs. Roast Beef
>Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss had no issue calling Mickie James “an old lady” this past Monday night, but after suffering two slaps and a high-heeled kick to the face from Batista's cocksleeve, Little Miss Bliss might have learned a painful lesson in respect. Then again, we also doubt that she’s apologetic about what she said.
>“The Goddess of WWE” is undoubtedly regretting bringing Mickie back to WWE earlier this year. What will she have to say about the glorified ring rat on Raw?
Elf vs. Manlet
>By attacking new WWE Cruiserweight Champion Enzo Amore on Raw — an act that prompted the entire Cruiserweight division and even Braun Strowman to bury the dazed Certified G — Neville forfeited any chance he might have had of regaining the crown he lost to Amore at WWE No Mercy. Startlingly, though, The King of the Elves doesn’t seem to care, so long as he’s making the brazen new titleholder’s life miserable at every turn.
>After Neville defeated Ariya Daivari on 205 Live, the hobbled Amore brutalized the newly former champion with his crutch. How will Neville repay that faggot?
Don't miss Raw on USA Network gaiz =^_^=.
No.79341
>>79338
>What will she have to say about the glorified ring rat on Raw?
No.79342
>>79341
they hate us cause they ain't us
No.79343
>LEAVE LESNAR TO ME, BROTHER!
No.79344
>It's we have to kill time till the rumble so lets have roman play around in the midcard season
>It's we have to kill time until the christmas cake squashes the midget so bring out granny james season
>It's a tag champ division gets beat by main eventers episode
No.79347
>>79344
at least WWE has episodes
No.79349
>>79341
>>79342
Mickie James is the glorified ring rat, apparently. Even though she's married with a kid.
No.79350
>>79349
>The veteran superstar
The guy writing the preview is having a laugh.
No.79351
>>79338
>Batista's cocksleeve
I thought it was Cena's
No.79352
>>79347
>episodes
>not wanting your wrestlers to have a BREAK or work other promotions
No.79356
Lex finna BREAK Mickie's hip then Arseka's
No.79359
>>79338
>workhorse title
Wouldn't that be a title you actually have to defend regularly, like every single show like the games make you do?
>they're actually calling a title that almost never has to get defended under any circumstance held by the "coward heel" character a "workhorse" title
No.79363
28 MINUTES TIL SHOW START GET HYPED
No.79365
Is he, dare I say /ourbuddy/ ?
No.79366
No.79367
Nice to see raw celebrating the new high score.
No.79368
>>79366
tfw matt probably wont even be on tv tonight
No.79369
>Seff vs Strowman is the opening match
No.79370
>Maggle is missing tonight
What's happening?
No.79371
>>79370
His son is getting married.
No.79372
>>79370
He got shot in Vegas
No.79373
>white and pink ropes
What's this all about?
>can't change ring tape to pink/purple for loserweights
>can randomly change ropes for RAW
No.79374
>Corey made a Ramen joke
They know.
No.79375
>>79373
Susan G Komen month or something
No.79376
>Rollins goes for a heelish beard-grab move
>Strowman punches him in the face in the middle of a suicide dive
No.79377
>>79372
We can dream, anon. We can dream…
No.79378
Come to think of it, this has bothered me for a while, and I wasn't watching wrestling when the change was made. Why does RAM have the commentator table way off in a corner while Smaggledown still has it in the traditional spot right next to the ring?
No.79379
>>79375
>a month for a charity known to send most of the money they raise to their own pockets
wew
>Strowman BTFO'ds everyone he faces but the two invunerable people creative keeps pushing
No.79380
>Former wwe champion seff rollins
No.79382
>all these smarks booing Strowman
Is this crowd Vince approved, or do people in Denver, Markorado just like the 2/3 shield that much over one of the best wrestlers on the payroll?
No.79383
>The state of the tag team champions
No.79384
>>79382
>Booing a heel is bad
No.79385
>don't mention my kids again
<your kids
Simple, but somehow effective editing, enough of a chuckle to start coughing.
>>79384
>implying Braun is a heel
>not a god
No.79386
>>79385
>Simple, but somehow effective editing, enough of a chuckle to start coughing.
I swear they edited it to use the same "ur kids" sound clip for both times he says it. It's gold.
No.79387
Oh shit, it's Alicia Fox!
No.79388
>Smoking hot, damn good ring worker, not half bad on the mic
Seriously, it's bugging me now, why the fuck aren't they doing more with Foxxy?
No.79389
…what were Nia and Alexa doing in there?
No.79390
No.79391
>Nia is somehow still allied with the midget
>despite the two JUST being in a feud over the belt
No.79392
>Bray's suddenly gone insane
NEW WYATT FAMILY SOON?
No.79393
Who ready for #BROKENBray?
No.79394
Did Alicia just do a "U can't c me" reference to Mickie and Cena fucking each other!?
No.79395
>>79388
She's not that good in the ring but she was great on 205 live. They should let her do more stuff like that.
No.79396
>>79393
ahhhhahahah yeeaaaassss
No.79397
>>79396
>>79393
>new Wyatt Family consists of Bray, Bo, and the BROKEN Hardys
No.79399
>they've given up on Apollo Crews so badly they bring the manager out to fight
No.79400
Pretty decent pop there, considering Titus hasn't been in the ring for awhile. Is this Titus brand thing getting over or is Elias a heat magnet who can get anybody over?
No.79401
>>79400
Titus somehow turned the titus brand into an actual thing.
No.79402
Elias wins again. Titus Worldwide eternally BTFO'd again.
No.79403
>>79401
Couldn't turn it into a win, though, because he grabbed Vince's arm once.
No.79404
>more teasers for asska as if anyone will really care
No.79405
Is this a new theme for the womanlet?
No.79406
>>79404
Yeah I know right? Besides, she always ROOKS the same hahahaha
No.79407
arseka will eat a ddt at tlc
No.79408
Why are nia and alexa back together?
No.79410
>Based alexa saving us from this match
No.79411
>>79408
"frenemies"
>>79409
Its the most protected finisher of 2017
No.79412
>replay of the eternal beatdown of Enzo
>he somehow still gets pops while looking like he's about to cry when he comes on screen
No.79413
>>79411
Nia betrayed alexa though, did they just forget that?
No.79414
BRAAAAAUN run in on Enzo tonight boys
No.79415
>mfw I realize Enzo is basically Scumbag Steve taken human form.
I hold one of you fags responsible for this. thank you
No.79416
>roman still keeping it ABAP with slick black PS Triple hair and attire
No.79418
>Mr. 4chan ad
>they're still doing the spic heritage month thing despite being in another month
>caring about spics that need to go back to their home countries
No.79419
>>79415
Holy fuck, he knows.
>Real life guy says fuck it, runs with Scumbag Steve meme to draw dimes for his rap career.
>On Twitter giving condolences to Las Vegas victims
You're doing it wrong, faggot. You're supposed to be in Vegas hitting on the bitches who just lost their husbands and boyfriends.
No.79420
>huge shitfest and finally a 4-way match for No Mercy women's title
>Mickey James gets a shot after one single match
The absolute state of the womens' division.
>BROKEN Matt and Jason Jordan vs the JUST club
No.79421
Big winners coming through.
No.79422
>>79413
>did they just forget that?
this is wwe's booking team
they arent very consistent
No.79423
>>79422
Sauce on this porn.
No.79424
Good Brothers are going over brother brother
No.79426
>the JUST club is actually allowed to look strong and look like they have a chance of winning
No.79427
>>79423
granny_gets_plowed_by_bbw_and_midget_duo.avi
only on the wwe network
>>79424
the good clubbers will be 2x tag champions soon
>gallows keeps too sweeting in extreme closeup
yung bucks buried
No.79428
THE JUST CLUB ACTUALLY WON A MATCH?!
No.79429
>dat Too Sweet poster
Which one of you rawtists is responsible for this?
No.79430
>they're asking Roman Noodles about the 2/3 shield
SHIELD REUNION SOON?
No.79431
>>79428
Gotta make the Too Sweet Club look strong after the successful C&D.
No.79432
More like FAT Hardy amirite?
No.79433
>>79430
Roman simply cannot overcome the odds of the Miztourage, mainly because of Bo. So when Bo costs Roman the IC title, Roman will reunite the Shield for TLC. Bolieve that.
No.79434
>they're bringing THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR's wife to shill for the money laundering cancer "charity"
No.79435
>she does the warrior's intro moves and pronounced bolieve as "bolieve"
No.79436
>>79432
Nobody loves a fatt hardy
No.79438
Guys, I can't find the Damnation trailer from last week; I think they scrubbed it.
No.79439
>Bo thrown into the stairs
No.79440
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE PIPED IN CHEERS FOR ROMAN. THEY ACCIDENTALLY CUT IT OFF BEFORE THE SOUND BITE ENDED.
No.79441
>Roman is allowed to act like a heel and attack people that aren't part of the match with weapons and still get pushed as a face with no DQ
>in a title match
No.79442
No.79443
>>79439
IT WAS A CHEAP SHOT
No.79444
>attacks managers with a chair
>not disqualified
No.79445
>>79444
>post bateman
>get trips
No.79447
>Roman barely survives the 10 count
>Miz gets a 3 count on the first pin but it's called a kickout
>Roman is going to win the title
No.79449
>two commercial BREAKs for one match
>it's not even the main event because it's RAM and has another hour in the show
No.79450
>>79448
>Roman to ref: It was two?
>uses devil horns to denote 2 fingers
God, Roman is such a fucking douchebag.
No.79452
>>79451
God, I would wreck that chick. I'm sure she's nutty as a fucking shithouse rat but I would destroy that pussy.
No.79453
Nobody is liking this match. What a surprise.
No.79454
They went all out turning The Bar heel with no real story behind it beyond losing the title a time or two.
>SHIELD chants
No.79455
The Bar replacing Miztrourage. Bo Wyatt soon.
No.79456
>The Bar becomes the new Miztourage
>Bo and Curtis feel dejected, abandoned
>Bray invites them to the dark side
>new Wyatt family is born
IT'S HAPPENING
No.79459
Did one of the announcers just call Finn Balor the "universal champion"?
No.79460
>>79459
Former universal champion.
No.79461
>Bray's unraveling and falling apart
>now
>not when he lost his cult and his compound got burned down
>but now
>from just losing to Finn a couple times
No.79462
>>79458
I'd make you watch, you fucking cuck. You and that Alexander faggot.
No.79463
No.79464
No.79465
Her finisher had better fucking be called Brother Bray's hug.
No.79467
No.79469
If bray wasn't booked like he was an anemic child on chemotherapy, would he be the new undertaker?
No.79470
>>79466
I thought he said a lie
No.79471
Wait, this isn't the main event is it?
No.79472
>No one cheers for Booley
Lol
No.79473
>>79471
Nope it's Enzo again lol
No.79474
BASED FOXXY HAS A MATCH
NEW OUTFIT, ULTRA FUCKING SEXY
The WWE gods are merciful tonight. Now watch her work. I'm telling you this girl can fucking go.
No.79475
>>79474
All I know is her Northern Lights is lit
No.79476
>Alicia is a heel
<High-fives fans
<Wants a pop
Uhhh…
No.79477
>jobba and irrelvant fox vs booley and botcha
great match
No.79479
Oh shit, legit kek'd at that gap commercial. Not even sure what the fucking product was but oh shit, that was funny.
No.79480
>>79466
no bray is just gonna be a tranny
No.79481
>>79480
No it's gonna be Mika
No.79482
>>79477
>shit talkin' mah perfect Foxxy waifu
Waste of dubs, keep it 100. I'll fuckin fight you, m8, swear on me mum.
No.79483
>>79468
Larrysteve heelturn
>>79470
either way whatever bray says is nonsensical anyway
>>79480
brayley??
No.79484
>>79482
>waifuing a nigger
No.79486
>>79485
>liking beastiality
No.79487
Oh shit, Sasha's got mouth color.
No.79488
>the heel team is autistically screeching the entire time
No.79489
>>79478
What if people are cheering the heel, and booing the face?
No.79490
>>79488
Fox is havin fun maggle ah love it. Emma should shitpost more Australian-like though.
No.79491
>booley does an RKO on the ropes
No.79492
>>79491
Kek, viperfags
SEETHING
No.79495
>We got last week's footage of Enzo
<You're going to love it
Anyone else noticed the shitting on Enzo?
No.79496
>>79495
Nobody but the fans like Enzo.
No.79497
I feel like the main event is Enzo solely because he could mention it for a quip
No.79498
Official Raw Waifu Power Rankings
http://www.wwe.com/superstars
1. Alexa Bliss
2. Renee Young
3. Maryse
4. Sasha Banks
5. Emma
6. Asuka
7. Mickie James
8. Alicia Fox
9. Nia Jax
10. Dana Brooke
11. Summer Rae
13. JoJo
14. Paige
15. Bayley
No.79499
>hopefully he finds that bono guy's ski instructor
What the fuck are you talking about, Graves?
No.79500
This is nuts. Everyone in the back hates Enzo, but he's been given the main event spot to talk shit over 2 weeks in a row. I'm not sure if they're giving him enough rope to hang himself or if it's WWE acquiescing to the fact that the guy is money.
No.79501
>>79498
>sasha banks 4th
Well at least you got best girl Alexa right
No.79502
EVEN THE CROWD TURNED ON ENZO
No.79503
>>79502
He's doing a heel promo.
No.79504
>he gets "don't hurt me ;_;" clauses two weeks in a row
Loser Angle.
No.79505
Neville comes out, kicks the shit outta Enzo.
>Hahaha, you're fired Neville
>Neville smirking the whole time
>Finally Neville reveals– I'm 206 lbs now; i'm not a cruiserweight, therefore your clause means jack squat.
No.79506
>loserweight division comes out against Enzo again
>it's only 4 guys this time for some reason
No.79507
>>79506
Oh nevermind, the others came from another entrance.
No.79508
>>79498
1. Alexa
2. Maria
3. Lana
4. Maryse
5. Nikki Cross
6. Asuka
7. Cathy Kelley
8. Emma
9. Renee Young
10. Emma
11. Dana Brooke
12. Natalya
13. Becky
14..JoJo
15. Paige
No.79509
>namedropping Corey Graves
SURPRISE PLOT TWIST: COREY BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF ENZO
No.79510
HE ACTUALLY CALLED NEVILLE AN ELF
No.79511
Enzo still throwing shots at Corey.
https://twitter.com/real1/status/914328120680906752
Comments are a veritable NaCl mine.
No.79512
>Kalisto stops jobbing to become a loserweight
>he might actually get a push for the first time
No.79513
No.79514
No.79515
So literally only Kalisto can be the next champion? Doesn't this kind of spoil what's gonna happen?
No.79516
Will they come out to the Shield theme tho
No.79517
>>79515
This Angle angle is pretty lame, but that's a pretty standard MO for the loserweights.
No.79518
>that anti-pop for kalisto
Imagine the reaction if it was johnny gargano or someone NEW and GOOD. Kalisto has been on Raw for months now.
No.79519
>>79518
It probably would have been different if his time on RAW wasn't as a barely-above-Hawkins level jobber.
No.79520
>>79519
Remember when he beat braun strowman on his first night back?
No.79522
>>79521
ricflair_jaylethal_woo.webm
No.79523
>>79520
In the dumpster match where he got beat down afterward?
No.79524
>>79486
>not liking beastiality sex
No.79525
>>79511
Should tweet that to bryan too.
No.79526
>>79462
>calls people cucks
>wants to fuck a monkey
No.79527
>tfw a year ago RAW threads routinely got to 300 posts or more
No.79528
>>79527
>tfw king of pro wrestling is this weekend and you get to post with your friends about it
No.79529
>>79528
>tfw The Young Bucks aren't on the card
No.79565
Sister Abigail is going to be Rosemary
No.79566
>>79526
>he does't know he's roleplaying as Noam Dar
>>79527
>tfw a year ago the site didn't shit its pants every single day during 2/3 of the show making it take half an hour for textposts to go through
No.79693
>>79565
Or worst maybe can be paige.
No.79709
>>79565
i want to fuck Rosemary
Is that bad?