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WWE No Mercy preview: Strowman and Lesnar collide tonight on WWE Network
The Raw-exclusive pay-per-view, WWE No Mercy 2017, will come to the Staples Center in Los Angeles tonight and you can get your tickets now.
>Universal Champion Brock Lesnar vs. Braun Strowman
Get ready for the roof to get blown off the Staples Center when Universal Champion Brock Lesnar locks horns with Braun Strowman at Raw’s exclusive No Mercy pay-per-view tonight.
At SummerSlam, The Beast survived Strowman, Samoa Joe and Roman Reigns in a chaotic Fatal 4-Way Match. The following night, as The Conqueror and his outspoken advocate Paul Heyman were basking in the glow of victory on Monday Night Raw, The Monster Among Men suddenly emerged to make two things clear: Lesnar hadn’t conquered him at all, and Strowman wasn’t finished with him yet.
The massive would-be challenger made clear his intention to take the Universal Title away from Lesnar, prompting a heated altercation between the two Superstars that left the “reigning, defending, undisputed Universal Champion” laid out in the ring. Raw General Manager Kurt Angle would later make a title contest official, and we are off to the races.
There is no denying that Strowman has truly made his smark as a Monster Among Men, fueled by an uncontrollable fury that has brought complete DESTRUCISITY to Team Red. However, he has never faced anything as dangerous as a one-on-one title bout with The Beast Incarnate.
Despite the all-out bedlam that took place at The Biggest Event of the Summer, all four competitors in the Fatal 4-Way Match were forced to split their focus to deal with danger on all sides. At the September pay-per-view, however, there will be nothing standing between the two great forces of pure DESTRUCISITY. And judging from Lesnar’s victory at SummerSlam, he is just as dominant and resilient as he has even been.
What will happen when The Beast Incarnate takes on The Monster Among Men? Find out at WWE No Mercy, tonight at 8 ET/5 PT, streaming live on WWE Network.
>John Cena vs. Roman Reigns
At WWE No Mercy, John Cena will battle Roman Reigns for the first time in what is sure to be a highly personal WrestleMania-worthy main event.
As the hottest free-agent in WWE, Cena made a surprise leap from SmackDown LIVE over to the Aug. 21 edition of Monday Night Raw for one reason: to stand toe-to-toe with Reigns. This was a challenge The [LOUD BOOING] welcomed, as Reigns was eager to show the 16-time World Champion just how much the yard had changed since The Leader of the Cenation last competed on Team Red.
The following week, the match that may prove to be one of the greatest of 2017 was announced for the Sept. 24 pay-per-view in a WWE.com Exclusive video before being made official on Raw during an extremely personal war of words that only poured gasoline on the already-raging fire of their coming battle.
It’s a showdown that has been a long time coming, and there is no denying Cena and Reigns are two of the top competitors in the squared circle today. Not only are they extremely hard-hitting and armed with a powerful arsenal, but neither is likely to yield to even the toughest of adversaries under any circumstances. Thus, the stage is set for a truly explosive collision between two irresistible forces.
Furthermore, Cena and Reigns are arguably the two most polarizing Superstars in the history of WWE, a fact that leaves many fans intrigued to see how the WWE Universe is going to react and what kind of an atmosphere they will set for the titanic clash.
Brace yourself for the iconic bout between John Cena and Roman Reigns at WWE No Mercy, tonight at 8 ET/5 PT, streaming live on WWE Network.
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<Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss vs Sasha Banks vs. Bayley vs. Nia Jax vs. Emma (Fatal 5-Way Match)
Alexa Bliss will look to retain her Raw Women’s Championship against incredible odds when “The Goddess” battles Sasha Banks, Bayley, Nia Jax and Emma in a Fatal 5-Way Match at No Mercy.
A four-time Women’s Champion, Sasha is poised to reclaim her title after losing it to Alexa on the Aug. 28 edition of Monday Night Raw. The Boss has proven herself a ground-BREAKing Superstar time and time again, going to battle in everything from WWE Iron Man Matches to the first-ever Women’s Hell in a Cell Match. She is an extremely dangerous competitor with no love lost for the current titleholder, and it’s safe to say she will be out to prove ignorance is Bliss at WWE No Mercy.
While the dominant Nia Jax has been a consistent threat to the Raw Women’s Title, her friendship with Alexa has often clouded the issue. That all changed just moments after Little Miss Bliss regained the championship gold from Sasha. Though Nia appeared to be coming to the ring to congratulate the new champ, the celebration quickly took a destructive turn when the Samoan Superstar suddenly dropped her best friend to the canvas without warning. The message was loud and clear: Nia Jax is coming for the Raw Women’s Championship at all costs.
While the WWE No Mercy showdown was originally intended to be a one-one-one clash between Alexa and Sasha, Emma and Nia overcame The Boss and the titleholder in a tag team bout to make it a Fatal 4-Way Match. Emma claims to be instrumental in bringing about the Women’s Revolution, and she will surely be hungry to solidify her place at the top of the mountain Sunday night.
But wait, there’s more. Less than a week before WWE No Mercy, Bayley returned in her hometown of San Jose, Calif., making the bout a Fatal 5-Way Match.
While a Fatal 5-Way certainly stacks the odds against the reigning titleholder, as she doesn’t have to be pinned or submit to lose her championship, don’t count out Alexa just yet. “The Goddess” stands as a two-time Raw Women’s Champion, a two-time SmackDown Women’s Champion and the first (and still only) Superstar to ever hold both of those titles. Whether you like her or hate here, the ruthless competitor has accumulated so much success in such a brief time because she is just that good.
Who will walk out of WWE No Mercy with the Raw Woman’s Title? Find out tonight at 8 ET/5 PT, streaming live on award-winning WWE Network.
>Raw Tag Team Champions Seth Rollins & Dean Ambrose vs Cesaro & Sheamus
At WWE No Mercy, Raw Tag Team Champions Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins will go head-to-head against former titleholders Cesaro & Sheamus in a tough-as-nails SummerSlam Rematch.
Considering the volatile demise of The Shield, the reuniting of Rollins & Ambrose as tag team partners seemed unlikely to everyone – including the Superstars themselves. Nevertheless, the brothers-in-arms indeed reassembled in explosive fashion and overcame Cesaro & Sheamus at The Biggest Event of the Summer to claim the Raw Tag Team Titles.
Though their styles are quite different – Rollins’ calculated dominance meeting Ambrose’s unpredictable mayhem – The Kingslayer and The Lunatic Fringe have once again found a common ground and fused their approaches into sheer tag team excellence.
Speaking of tag team superiority, the hard-hitting combination of Cesaro & Sheamus have not backed down an inch since losing the titles at SummerSlam. Instead, The Alabaster Gladiator and Swiss Cyborg have continued to build themselves into a tandem that is absolute power personified. And after trading singles victories with the current titleholders, they now look to take back the championship at the Sunday, Sept. 24, pay-per-view.
Don’t miss what is sure to be an explosive Raw Tag Team Championship showdown at WWE No Mercy, tonight at 8 ET/5 PT, streaming live on WWE Network.
No.78512
>Finn Bálor vs. Bray Wyatt
Though Bray Wyatt failed to defeat Finn Bálor at SummerSlam, The New Face of Fear has found a way to put The Demon to rest, as his Irish adversary will step into the darkness without the help of his alter-ego in a highly anticipated SummerSlam rematch tonight at WWE No Mercy.
Wyatt initially set this rivalry ablaze when he delivered an eerie warning to Bálor back in July, leading to numerous encounters between the two increasingly hostile adversaries. In the past, Wyatt has shown a distinct ability to get inside the heads of his foes, but at SummerSlam, Bálor’s Demon persona proved to be the equalizer.
However, on the Aug. 28 episode of Raw, Wyatt appeared out of the darkness to throw Bálor over the top rope during a Battle Royal to determine who would challenge Miz for the Intercontinental Title, costing the Irishman a potential championship opportunity.
Hell-bent on putting an end to his war with Wyatt, the first-ever Universal Champion called out The Eater of Worlds the following week on Raw. The Man of 1,000 Truths was happy to oblige his foe in a fight, but he made it clear it had to be man-to-man.
Can Bálor defeat Wyatt in a man-to-man showdown? Or, was it The Demon who was the only one capable of toppling The Eater of Worlds, as Wyatt suggests?
See who wins this epic war when Finn Bálor and Bray Wyatt face off in a huge rematch at WWE No Mercy tonight at 8 ET/4 PT, streaming live on the award-winning WWE Network.
>WWE Cruiserweight Champion Neville vs. Enzo Amore
The Realest Guy in the Room has the opportunity to prove he is the new face of the Cruiserweight division when he challenges Neville for the WWE Cruiserweight Championship at WWE No Mercy.
The two Superstars have been on a collision course ever since Enzo Amore made his WWE 205 Live debut, moments after The King of the Cruiserweights retained the title against Akira Tozawa in a SummerSlam rematch. Despite losing the Cruiserweight Championship to Tozawa the week before The Biggest Event of the Summer, Neville has vanquished every challenger that has stepped forward to take his throne. However, The Certified G has certainly made a splash since changing divisions, and he’s poised to prove that Neville is S-A-W-F-T.
Since his debut in the Cruiserweight division, Enzo has claimed victory against Noam Dar in singles competition, and he has teamed up with Cedric Alexander and Gran Metalik on two occasions against Dar, Tony Nese and Drew Gulak. In those two Six-Man Tag Team Matches, The Certified G managed to pick up victories using rather questionable tactics. Following their second victory on Raw, WWE Cruiserweight Champion Neville – hungry for a challenger – informed Enzo, Alexander and Metalik they would face Nese and The Brian Kendrick in a Fatal 5-Way Elimination Match to determine who would challenge The King of the Cruiserweights at WWE No Mercy.
The Realest Guy in the Room defied the odds and earned the opportunity to challenge Neville for the coveted Cruiserweight Title, despite once again resorting to questionable tactics to stave off elimination and claim the victory. However, The Certified G now faces his greatest challenge to date: Claiming the throne from the WWE Cruiserweight Champion.
Will Enzo Amore silence all the haters and change the course of WWE 205 Live by claiming the WWE Cruiserweight Championship, or will he be the next challenger to bow down to The King of the Cruiserweights? Find out at WWE No Mercy tonight at 8 ET/5 PT, streaming live on WWE Network.
No.78513
>Intercontinental Champion The Miz vs. Jason Jordan
At WWE No Mercy, Jason Jordan will have the opportunity to silence The Miz, who has accused Jordan of receiving favoritism from his father, Raw General Manager Kurt Angle, and take The A-Lister’s coveted Intercontinental Title all at the same time.
Jordan earned the right to go head-to-head against Miz by winning a hard-fought Six-Pack Challenge against Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy, Elias, Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel this week on Raw. Angle originally set up a Fatal 4-Way Match, but when The A-Lister accused the GM of giving his son advantages that he didn’t deserve, a determined Jordan requested that his father include The Miztourage in the melee as well.
Just moments after emerging victorious from free-for-all, Jordan was the recipient of a vicious post-match assault by The Miz and his cohorts, who made it clear that he will not be so lucky this Sunday.
Though there is no denying the tremendous ability of the up-and-coming Superstar – not to mention the success embedded in his DNA - overcoming the seven-time Intercontinental Champion will not be the least bit easy. Not only will The Awesome One have his wife Maryse and The Miztourage backing him up, but the A-Lister just passed The Honky Tonk Man to become the third-longest combined reigning Intercontinental Champion in WWE history, and he is determined not to stop that number any time soon.
Don’t miss a moment of the action when The Miz clashes with Jason Jordan at WWE No Mercy, tonight at 8 ET/5 PT, streaming live on the award-winning WWE Network.
>Apollo Crews vs. Elias (Kickoff Match)
The Walking with Elias World Tour will continue at WWE No Mercy Kickoff when Elias goes one-on-one against Titus Worldwide’s Apollo Crews.
In addition to displaying impressive ring ability, Elias has been quite busy bringing his unique brand of concert to the WWE Universe, and Raw’s resident guitarist will likely have some choice words for the STAPLES Center crowd. There is no doubt that O’Neil will come to Los Angeles looking to attract the Hollywood elite, but can Crews, the powerhouse of Titus Worldwide, silence the sinister songsmith?
Find out at WWE No Mercy Kickoff, streaming live on WWE Network tonight beginning at 7 ET/4 PT! It can also be seen on a free stream on WWE.com, the WWE App, YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and Pinterest.
fucking codemonkey the text limit per post needs to be higher
No.78514
Thanks for making the OP.
Best of luck to our boy Strowman. He's fucked.
No.78516
Hey Braun, make Brock look strong for when I beat him at Mania
No.78517
>Whoever wins Cena v. Ramen, we lose.
<Longest match of the night
>Strowman is pretty fucked.
<It'll be a 10 minute match.
>BLMFeministSocJus Bitch or Booley will win.
<Title gets passed over in 2-3 weeks
>Wyatt eats a pin
>Enzo wins, or Neville resorts to another DQ
<Enzo's retarded rants will be longer than the match itself
>Jason Jordan gets a push he doesn't deserve after tonight
<Bo fans will be disappointed
>Don't care about the kick off
Calling it now.
No.78518
>>78517
You skipped the only match that actually looks interesting to me.
No.78519
>1 hour pre-show with only one match announced
Is the rest of the time and the free wwe.com stream just going to be talking or do they have extra unannounced pre-show matches set up?
I don't remember what they did at summerslam outside the three announced matches.
No.78520
>WWE Universal Championship Match: Brock Lesnar (c) w/ Paul Heyman vs. Braun Strowman
Braun looks strong at first but then Bork hits 20 german suplexes and 10 F5s to win
>Singles Match: John Cena vs. Roman Reigns
Roman wins. Unless they want the feud to keep going, then maybe a double countout.
>WWE Raw Tag Team Championship Match: Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins (c) vs. Cesaro & Sheamus
DeaTh retains
>Singles Match: Finn Balor vs. Bray Wyatt
The eater of pins eats the pin
>WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match: Neville (c) vs. Enzo Amore
Neville decimates Enzo. Might not even be a 3 min match.
>WWE Raw Women's Championship Match: Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Sasha Banks vs. Bayley vs. Nia Jax vs. Emma
Emma wins lol jk she probably eats the pin to Bliss who retains
>WWE Intercontinental Championship Match: The Miz (c) w/ Curtis Axel and Bo Dallas vs. Jason Jordan
Bo wins
>Apollo Crews w/ Titus O'Neil vs. Elias
URAH URAH URAH I have no idea. Hopefully Elias wins then Crews and Titus become tag partners/jobbers
No.78521
>>78520
Sasha is eating the pin as punishment for being a cunt.
No.78522
>>78518
>Dean and Seth will retain with their shitty wrestling skills.
<Someone here or the WWE will try to bring up BROKEN Hardys
They're not really related, but might as well them in.
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No.78524
>>78521
Sjws and Internet smarks still love her, so Sasha has as big as chance as Booley for winning this one
>Punishment for being a cunt
What did the Blm-Feminist bitch do now? I didn't think they gave a rat's ass that she was a bitch to the fans last month to justify a punishment.
No.78525
>>78524
She got mad at Charlotte over something she wrote about her in her book.
No.78527
The line look kinda thin.
>All Star
<Rene, Jewfro, Lawler, Otunga
Uhh…
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No.78529
Rene's really stacking a lot of makeup because she's looking like she's trying to cheat her age.
No.78530
>>78529
She's been looking like that for a while, I doubt she needs it.
No.78531
>Quoting Ramen
<Editing the boos he got from the past episodes
Oh Dunn…
>Trying to make Cena look good
<People still hate him
Oh Vince…
No.78532
This Kurt angle promo is really painful (He looks smashed), Jewfro needs to cut the fro because he looks retarded.
>Miz cuts in
<Crowd is finally happy
Lol. thanks Miz.
No.78533
No.78534
Miz is literally the only thing that's holding that ic title together.
No.78535
Too bad Miz is gonna lose to Jordan, and they'll try to make him Ramen/Cena lol . Shit, it's sad knowing the heel got more props than Angle's bastard son.
No.78536
what are the chances that gallows and anderson help Finn
No.78537
>>78535
Meanwhile chad is going to effortlessly get over with shelton and they wont do anything with him.
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No.78539
>>78536
They teased it a while back and no one gave a shit.
No.78540
>Wow, Rollins and Ambrose in a bitter tone
<Jew chimes in to agree with him
>Lawler looks bitter
Sheesh Lawler, try to look happy and like you care about your job.
No.78541
And they're shitting on Enzo again.
No.78543
I wonder if emma takes the pin.
No.78544
Kek, @RobbyRobJones get rekt faggot.
No.78545
>>78544
>Alexa will never reject you live on the wwe network
No.78546
>>78545
I think that was a dickpull stand-in twitter acct, i'm not finding the real guy. He's lucky too cuz I was about to shitpost him into oblivion.
No.78547
No.78548
>missed the first 35 minutes because I forgot the time conversion between EST and MT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Did I miss anything?
No.78549
>>78548
Alexa talked for like two minutes, that's all.
No.78550
>>78548
Just the usual Heel ruins a promo's course (Miz), and Lawler being miserable as possible. Oh yea, fake twitter account proposing to Alexa.
No.78551
>>78545
Oh fuck, no wait, it was @RobbyRobJames and he's real.
No.78553
All this WRESTLEMANIA CARD is already pissing me off.
No.78554
>SHIT VINCE, THIS ELIAS GUY IS GETTING ATTENTION!
QUEUE APOLLO NOW, DAMMIT!
<Crews walks in
<No one likes him
<Can't excite the crowd
I hope Crews loses.
No.78555
No.78557
I'll never understand why they have commercials during live matches in PPVs like it's a Ram episode.
No.78560
>>78517
Wyatt doesn't even get a
<Counterpoint
No.78561
>>78558
>>78551
>chrome
>actually logging into a browser
>malware shopping sites
>google blogs
>GOG launcher
>screenwave
>some faggot thing RGRU
>having a twitter account
>using wifi instead of ethernet
>ten thousand pinned programs because start->program name->enter is too much work
>itunes
>amazon app
No.78562
>>78558
I know; i'm a terrible person. But fullchan breads go too slow sometime. I… I hate myself for it; does that help?
No.78563
>>78517
>Wyatt eats a pin
DELETE this.
No.78564
>sold out
Where's crowdshotanon?
No.78565
>>78563
How is that my fault?!
No.78566
>>78564
The top rows didn't look as full.
No.78567
So I really want to know which one of you attended the wedding yesterday?
>I saw a little bo there and a whole lot of /wooo/
No.78568
Taima streams up and running?
No.78569
No.78570
>Scott stanford isnt on the ppv
Hoe can I get a reffund?
No.78571
>>78567
huh? what wedding?
No.78572
>>78571
>its okay anon, there was limited seating and with an open bar you just cant invite everyone
No.78573
The King looks real happy being surrounded by a nigger and a jew. wew
No.78574
The young cucks just uploaded a new bte, coincidence?
No.78575
>plans of using the tablet to run the taima stream dashed because the faggots force flash on you
>quality setting still does nothing
No.78577
Did they just mute the boos for Jordan? Not a single person is cheering for this guy.
No.78578
lot of generations out there rite now. Hennig III, Rotundo II, Angle II…
No.78579
this is actually an excellent RAWWWW card
No.78580
Jordan is falling so hard people are chanting for miz oh wow.
No.78581
>have 100Mb/s downrate internet connection
>both taima streams are literally fucking unwatchable
Why do people use this fucking thing?
No.78582
>>78581
Get the wwe network then you faggot.
No.78583
No.78584
>Graves says they're dissing the Miz
<Really aimed at Jordan
This should say something…
No.78585
>>78582
>hurr ur a fag bcuz stream literally doesn't fucking work and there is video evidence of it
No.78586
You Suck!
You Suck!
Shit they're brutal tonight.
No.78587
>>78585
Get the wwe network then you faggot.
No.78588
>Jordan Warcry
<No one is buying it
No.78589
>this is a submission
Thanks maggle
No.78590
BRAWWWWN IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE
No.78591
>The crowd is actually cheering for Miz
What the fuck have I missed?
No.78593
>>78591
It's his hometown, and everyone hates Jordan.
No.78594
>This is awesome
>>78591
It's his hometown and jordan is a failure.
No.78597
>>78596
Praise our Savior!
No.78598
>post match interview
Heel turn?
>just couldn't overcome the odds
wew
No.78599
>Losers dont get rematches
No.78600
>Bland babyface promo to boos
Jordan please go and stay go.
No.78601
>>78587
Do you run the taima channels or do you just love cock in your mouth this much? Watch the video faggot, it's unwatchable.
No.78602
No.78603
Booker: "Get to the back of the line kid"
merciless
No.78604
No.78605
>Miz you really do suck
OH SHIT THEM BURNS. WHAT A MASTER OF WORD PLAY.
No.78606
>>78601
>Get the wwe network then you faggot.
No.78607
No.78608
>>78606
>watching PPVs 3 frames at a time is fun guys give vince shekels if you don't like it
No.78609
>>78608
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS.
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>>78601
It's working fine for me
No.78614
No.78615
the movement is growing Michael
No.78616
the eater of worlds. and snakpak
No.78617
HE'S GOT THE WHOLE JOJO ASS IN HIS HANDS.
No.78618
>>78613
Is there a third taima stream? Neither /wooo/ nor /woooalt/, even with the botnet script enabled, have that quality selector and extra volume control.
No.78619
>Match starts
<Finn gets hurt again
Yup, Finn is sure selling himself as a bad-ass…
No.78620
No.78621
this isn't predictable at all
No.78622
Will the eater of pins give the pin this time?
No.78623
No.78624
What in the fuck was that face from Finn
No.78625
>denied his finisher twice
No.78627
>kicked in the back of the neck
No.78630
No.78631
>attacked before the match
>takes two finishers
>doesn't lose
>One finisher of his wins it
No.78633
so all that damage pre-match and super-balor gets the win. great story-telling there
No.78634
Eater of pins once again.
No.78635
how weak does that make the eater-of-crabcakes look
No.78636
No.78637
>boring pre-match
>opening match was a waste of time and nobody cared, someone else should have gone against Miz
>Bray vs. Finn was exactly as everyone expected
Not a good start to the PPV.
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No.78639
No.78640
sorry for the double-post. first half of these brand ppvs are basically like watching a raw or smackdown
No.78641
>8ch is BREAKing as badly as taima is
No.78642
just get to the double main
No.78643
No.78644
>it's a "Dean gets the shit beaten out of him for hours and wins in the end" episode
No.78645
No.78646
No.78647
The Botch vs The Bar
Cesaro might be more pissed off than everyone backstage over that shit, tooth loss is some painful shit.
No.78648
>>78647
Seth freaking Rollins strikes again!
No.78649
Guys, i'm not meme'ing, I had to do something between Bray/Balor and now, what'd I miss? In particular, how did Cesaro get color? W…Was it hard way?
No.78650
That would have been an excellent finish, but we can't have nice things apparently.
No.78651
No.78653
>>78626
I'm usually neutral to anime but this is just sad.
No.78654
>expertly dodging the brote kick by falling down
No.78656
>>78652
Now is Cesaro Foley
No.78657
>>78649
he hit his teeth against the retarded ring posts
No.78658
Whelp, R.I.P. The Bar.
Cue Cesaro, sa|ty as fuck on Monday Sheamus Brogue'd him.
No.78659
Shitty, predictable ending
No.78660
Are you ready for the booley heel turn title win?
No.78661
No.78662
No.78664
Remember when Emma had perfectly fine music that went with her entrance? I think it was only like a month ago.
No.78666
>Booley pops up
And the crowd goes…mild
No.78667
>>78665
there's a lot to look at, that was easy to miss
No.78668
>Booley pops up
And the crowd goes…mild. Like no one really cheered for Bayley.
No.78669
No one is even cheering for this shit match.
No.78671
>No one cheers for BLM Banks and Booley
<Alexa cheers muted
Either that or the crowd is just dead tonight.
No.78672
>>78653
>>78626
If this gets me Alexa dressed up as Toga it will be worth it.
No.78673
>>78671
definitely muted. You heard it turn down quick.
No.78674
BOOLEY HEEL TURN STEEL CHAIR VICTORY SOON
No.78675
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
No.78678
good match. great action. nia jaxx is like a female cactus jack
No.78679
0/10 match what was the point of even having it if alexa's just going to effortlessly retain?
No.78680
Was that Benoit behind Cena in the OVW clip?
No.78681
No.78682
is everyone ready for ramen rings
No.78683
>>78678
Faggot Goon detected.
No.78684
No.78685
No.78687
>have two different taima streams
>they're both playing the same exact shitty stream source that doesn't work and everyone in the taima chat is complaining about
~ENP a shit source
No.78688
That was the biggest waste of time match.
>>78678
Kill yourself, Sjw goon.
No.78689
DO DODO DOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DO DODO DOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.78690
>SD Promo
<New Meme v. Samoan Rapists
Really?
No.78691
BIG MATCH JHON
94 PAPER VIEW VICTORIES
No.78692
>>78687
works on my machine
No.78693
No.78694
No.78695
No.78696
>Roman boos are so powerful they freeze the stream
No.78697
>>78696
That's just the power of The [LOUD BOOING] baby, yezzir.
No.78698
>mfw he's looking real jacked
No.78699
What is "The Milk of smarknesia" exactly?
No.78702
>>78700
>Where are all these weebs coming from if not here?
No.78703
>>78699
god damn filter, that's not what the sign says
No.78704
>>78700
>tfw you will NEVER see dank /wooo/ memes appear live on TV
No.78705
>Dunn edits the Cena sucks chants
Dunn must be working hard tonight.
No.78706
>Cena's actually jobbing to Roman
No.78708
No.78709
What did he mean by this?
No.78711
So this one guy held up a sign saying Roman Reigns fears Lance Catamaran…
No.78712
>a Curtis Hawkins sign in the audience
No.78713
well this is a plodding affair with a super-cena comeback imminent…
No.78714
You both suck!
You both suck!
No.78715
>>78713
But surely Vince doesn't want to make Roman look weak, no?
No.78716
his story-telling is pathetic. so much 'damage' from roman in the first ten minutes and he looks at the camera like that?
No.78717
Go!
Go!
Go!
You're not fooling anyone, Dunn. Everyone hates both guys.
No.78718
Fireman's carry loses again.
No.78719
So..whose betting that Roman turns heel tomorrow? Dude's fighting like a heel already.
No.78720
>>78719
neither will ever be proper heels. t-shirt sales in the balance
No.78721
>>78719
Do you really think they have the balls to do that? He's been wrestling like a heel for months!
No.78722
What is the STF supposed to stand for?
No.78723
>>78722
shut the fuck up and they dropped the up
No.78724
so now it's shut the fuck?
No.78725
>>78722
Step
Toe
Front Hold
the fuck if I know
No.78726
No.78727
no one knows… it's a mystery
No.78728
>>78722
stepover toehold facelock
No.78729
>>78722
stepover toehold facelock
No.78732
No.78733
>>78731
Dude…it's already over? I'm still watching it right now..
No.78734
>the missed spear again
Is the ring post the natural enemy of the Samoan?
No.78735
No.78736
>Roman hits the ring post so hard the stairs tumble away
No.78737
>Dunn makes a kid cheering for Ramen sound louder.
Boring!
Boring!
Boring!
No.78738
Jeez..did we step back to the shitty parts of the 80's? Feel like a bad territory era match.
No.78739
>Middle rope
No wonder it failed. Should have done the top rope.
No.78740
his mugging to the fourth wall is very cm punkish
No.78741
>>78737
All I hear is boos whenever Roman in control…
No.78742
>announcers jump into the crowd
No.78743
just doesn't care anymore. his soul is back in 2005
No.78744
>>78741
They were shouting boring until Cena had his Superman Mode.
No.78745
the usual table spot ramen gets
No.78746
No.78747
>Roman BTFO'ds himself when trying to counter a table finisher
No.78748
just retire already you HGH freak
No.78750
No.78751
Guess my live feed is slow…Cena just given Reigns the Bret's rope AA.
No.78752
fourth adult accompaniment
No.78753
No.78754
No.78755
And we're getting to the announce table spot…
No.78756
No.78757
This is like watching two fat anime nerds try to reenact the Kenshiro v. Raoh fight, and doing it very poorly.
No.78758
No.78759
>stream freezes
>refresh
>noodleman somehow fucking wins
Fuck this entire PPV.
No.78760
the 'face' that gets booed mercilessly
No.78761
SLICK BLACK PS TRIPLE ROMAN REIGNS AHH YEZZIRRRRRRRRRRR
No.78762
RAMEN MC RETCON BOOS WINS
No.78763
No.78764
No.78765
>RAWR I HATE RAMEN HE WON
Bu-but both guys suck. We lost either way. That said…
FUCK RAMEN
No.78766
No.78767
yeah that really worked with the rock.
No.78768
cole: cena greatest of all time.
lol
No.78769
jhon cnea is Hogan in '94. incredibly stale
No.78770
whats with all the fourth wall shit. who's he winking and looking at. nikki or vince?
No.78771
No.78772
>>78771
"Yes" he did the same shit with AJ
No.78773
was that a loser leave town match
No.78774
>Ramen won
And this PPV was getting good….Fuck it, man..I can hear the boos now. Can we get the 2000 era WCW reaction where folks threw cups and shit now?
No.78776
Wh…What's going on? They're acting like he's quitting or something?
No.78777
>>78774
>And this PPV was getting good
This PPV was dog shit from the first minute.
No.78778
>thank you cena chants
Is he actually retiring?
No.78780
>>78778
nigger this is LA, also he did the same shit as AJ
No.78781
>Boos muted
<Close cam of kids happy
<Really trying hard to push Ramen
And to think we thought they learned from their mistakes of pushing Ramen…
No.78783
Yeah, I know..whoever wins, we lose…but really at least let us leave with a gut punch and not a kick to the balls.
>>78777
Was enjoying the Bar vs Ambrose and Rollins, honestly. And really..seeing Bray acting like a shitheel for the entire match was entertaining. Didn't get to see the 5 way match…the rain interrupts the feed.
No.78784
No.78785
get ready for steroid elf vs wigger
No.78786
Cena is in awe…how he still cant sell Ramen without Dunn's help.
No.78787
>>78785
Who's Steroid Elf?
No.78788
>>78784
Just like the streamer. Get the network ya poorfag.
No.78789
>>78781
>And to think we thought they learned from their mistakes of pushing Ramen…
When did you ever think that?
No.78790
>>78788
>being this much of a homosexual
No.78791
>>78789
When Ramen ate pins. It's like last year all over again: He ate a few pins during the Summer, but come September 2016 Vince goes all out shoving Ramen down everyone's throats.
No.78794
>Calls out the Elfking
>Calls out nodimes Big Ass
Is Enzo /ourguy/?
No.78795
>>78791
Even so, you should know the plans for Mania dude. Why are you gullible?
>>78793
Are they being serious?
No.78796
The worts suit in this ppv
No.78797
>>78793
……..Thank goodness that moron ain't my spawn..he's getting disowned if he is
And good god Enzo..what the hell is he wearing?
No.78798
>>78794
>t. Enzo
Cass did nothing wrong.
No.78799
>>78792
Wait…now I see Neville's elf ears..
No.78800
>>78798
THIS RIGHT HERE. IS THE BIG WALL
No.78801
>>78799
I betcha you see a lot of things if you go looking
No.78802
Enzo is crying for his life
No.78803
Neville's extra angry tonight because he caught Enzo bedding an elf.
No.78804
>>78801
Hey, I've been staying off WWE for like years…just hearing odds and ends is all..
No.78805
What the fuck kind of outfit is Enzo wearing?
No.78806
>>78805
The betlejuice suit maybe
No.78807
>neville taunts "NO ONE CARES, ENZO"
>crowdshot shows nobody caring
No.78808
Also..kinda weird having a cruiserweight match before the main event.
No.78809
Holy shit, Graves is pissed. I know he hates the guy, but god damn.
No.78813
>>78808
enzo's winning lad
No.78814
DICK KICK CONTINUES TO BE THE MOST PROTECTED MOVE IN WRESTLING HISTORY
No.78815
>ref BTFO'ding enzo
>enzo wins on low blow cheat
>enzo is still pushed as a face
No.78816
No.78817
>>78815
Reminder that Sasha is a Blm-leftist bitch who tantrum'd when she lost, and they treat her like a face.
No.78818
No.78819
>>78816
Fuck…fucked up the format.
No.78820
So far the only good match was the 2/3 shield vs the bar match, and that was half from them botching so badly. Is there a single way they can still redeem this PPV?
>Graves is non-kayfabe furious
No.78821
>tfw you are not 6, 5 Feets of tall
No.78822
Neville better win in his rematch. Giving Enzo a longer reign than Tozawa would be a travesty. Then again, lolwwe
No.78823
This is boring!
This is boring!
>>78820
No, this PPV is pretty fucked.
No.78824
this one going to be a 10 minute fight or less
No.78825
I have a feeling this will probably be similar to Bork vs Jewberg at WM33
No.78826
>>78821
>he's a manlet
Sucks to be you.
No.78827
>tfw Eddie is the only one to pin Brock for the WWE title
>tfw he'll likely be the only one
No.78829
WHY THE FUCK IS ENZO A FACE IF HE'S ACTING LIKE A FUCKING HEEL!?
No.78830
Bork vs Brawn Strongman..seriously, this monster mash should've been in the PPV that's name like a monster movie…
No.78831
>arena is sold out
Crowdshotanon BTFO'd yet again.
No.78833
>>78832
Not for the WWE title, Roman is getting the universal title.
No.78834
>Braun does Brock's little dance
No.78835
>>78827
>tfw he'll likely be the only one
No.78836
>>78832
Don't give Vince any ideas…
No.78837
>>78833
Oh, well, yeah I don't see Bork going to SD
No.78838
>>78835
He's only dropping universal title.
>>78836
It's too late for Roman to win the WWE title off Lesnar.
No.78839
>all these faggot NERDs booing Strowman
No.78840
10 minutes left. Jeez..they are going for the Goldberg route..
No.78841
>>78839
It's LA, they cheer for the "popular" ones.
No.78842
>Lesnar already almost lost
WEW
No.78843
OK.the last time I've seen Brock Lesnar was when Eddie was still alive…but does he look doughier now?
No.78844
No.78845
Fuck these NERDs, this match is great.
No.78846
>braun bringing back a dead crowd after ramen and enzo
Man, I actually like strowman. It's weird that they have a good thing with a wrestler.
No.78847
>>78845
>>78841
Dunn is also editing and twisting cheers and boos around too.
No.78848
>>78844
I thought they were strowman chants.
No.78849
>>78846
Especially with a big man like Strowman.
No.78850
If this was 2002..I'd love to see a Strowman/Lesnar tag team..
No.78851
>>78850
N2002 SD had a pretty good tag division.
No.78852
>>78850
Too bad Brock is too autistic to work with other guys like a tag team partner.
No.78853
The girth of Strowman..goddamn it Corey…
No.78854
No.78855
No.78856
>done with one finisher
BULLSHIT
No.78857
No.78858
Braun should have at least no sold the first F5, cmon now
No.78860
FUCK THIS SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.78861
Nice Goku shirt, long hair white shirt dude.
No.78863
Another reason to move to another promotion.
No.78864
Is it over on your end? Mine is still going…Brock just gave Strowman 6 Germans.
No.78865
>>78520
>tfw right about all the wins except enzo gaymore
No.78866
Fuck what fans actually want, let's make every match complete shit and give the W to shit nobody wants.
No.78867
>tfw i dont see the match of jonh cena vs roman reings
No.78868
OK..what the fuck was that? At least don't have Bork go over clean….have them draw or something. It's like they don't want money. Imagine Bork/Strowman at Wrestlemania…
No.78869
>>78866
>Fuck what fans actually want, let's make every match complete shit and give the W to shit nobody wants.
You want a job at WWE?
No.78870
>>78859
>Lesnar and Roman
>Wrestlemania
>one f5
>Roman down for the 3 count
No.78871
>Enzo sucksmore appears on the raw talk show, calls Jerry "The King" Lawler fat and pisses off the whoever the fuck woman
No.78872
No.78873
>>78871
Why is Enzo even a face? Dude acts like a damn heel…they should've had Cass be the face.
No.78874
>>78873
>the question is who is going to sleep whit this and me.
Enzo is fucking based
No.78875
>he's bragging about doing a DDT
No.78876
>Alexa Suxx is on ram talk now
No.78877
>>78866
>>78869
>>78870
>More people unsub
>CWC is worse with Enzo being the champ, and Perkin still being a faggot
>Asuka gets buried
>>78871
>>78873
>>78874
Enzo didn't get he memo that when you're trying to pull a Miz, Rock, or Austin, you're not supposed to piss everybody off at your job. They're trying to make him an attitude face, but it's just not working. He's pissing everybody off.
No.78878
>>78875
she win whit a ddt?
No.78879
>Alexa brags about doing a DDT
No.78880
>>78872
>I just totally ran through the entire women's division
Hmm, wonder if she knows "ran through" means something completely different on the streets?
No.78881
>>78877
>>More people unsub
No.78882
mfw Cena lost.
>>78870
>Roman pins Lesnar after a single Samoan Drop at the beginning of the match.
No.78883
>>78882
>Roman pins Lesnar after a single Samoan Drop at the beginning of the match.
No.78884
>What did you tell Roman?
He told him he's fucked.
No.78885
>Vince has Cena on trying to push Roman Noodles some more
No.78886
>>78885
PUT HIM OVER DAMMIT!
No.78889
>>78888
He's pushing Ramen so hard, but somehow he feels uncomfortable doing it.
No.78890
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>78884
Judging from his interview on the recent E&C podcast, he probably told him to step up his promos and connection with the fans and he'll be good.
No.78891
>>78888
>quads
I didn't mean to meme this!
No.78893
Anyone have a webm of Enzo being a dick to Rene and King?
No.78897
>>78774
Better Roman than Cena. I honestly can't stand the gang banger wannabe gimmick Cena has. At least you guys get what you want, which is people hating the hell out of Roman for winning.
No.78898
>>78897
P.S. Just like the Democrats hating the hell out of Trump for winning. LOL
No.78900
>>78897
>I honestly can't stand the gang banger wannabe gimmick Cena has.
He hasn't been that for years.
No.78901
Can we rely on the "RAM after a PPV is surprisingly good" thing to pull through again?
No.78902
>Piss BREAK match was pointless
>Wyatt eats a pin in a shitty match
>Jordan acted like a cunt
>Enzo won by acting like a heel
>RAMEN WINS LOL
>Tag match had a shitty ending
>Bork v. Braun was a shitty 5 minute match
>Kick-off match was the best thing about the whole fucking PPV
0/10
No.78903
>>78899
Good, good. Let the hate flow right through you.
>>78900
I still see him as such because his theme song still has rap in it and he dresses like one.
No.78904
>>78903
Yes, he still has the same theme but he doesn't dress the same, except for the jean shorts. He doesn't carry a chain around and he doesn't rap. He's just a smug cunt now.
No.78905
>>78903
Glad to see we got more [LOUD BOOING] fans here #RomanEmpire
No.78909
>>78908
The one on the right is a transvestite right?
No.78910
>Didn't even give tozawa and had him lose the title right back to neville just so the elf could lose to enzo
I feel sorry for everyone that's been watching 205 live all this time.
No.78911
>>78909
Ýes
>>78910
>watching 205 live
ISHYGDDT
No.78913
>>78911
Hangman is now a wwe sleeper agent and is going to turn on the bucks, you ehard it here first.
No.78914
>>78850
Braun and Lars Sullivan from NXT tag team soon hopefully
No.78917
>>78913
pls no hungman is bulletclubloyal
No.78934
Alright so the [LOUD BOOING] is appearing on Miz TV tonight. One of the best talkers vs the worst. Should be fun. Also Miz said he'd ask Roman about old friends or something. Gee I wonder who those could be. Also wonder who will come help Roman when the Miztourage inevitably beats him down after Roman attacks Miz assuming Roman doesn't just plow through the whole Miztourage because he's The Guy
No.78935
>>78922
>>78923
>stealing Mick Foley's gimmick
not cool, Cesaro
No.78937
>>78934
shield reunion soon, fellow stalker
No.78938
>>78934
>The Miz vs. Roman for the IC title gets made into the main event.
>The Miz pins him clean after a Skull-Crushing Finale.
No.78939
>>78937
>>78938
I suspect Shield vs Miztourage feud which leads into Roman getting the IC title at TLC.
No.78941
>>78911
>Cody does better shitposting in videos than he ever did in the ring
No.78955
WWE BTFO'd'DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
No.78983
>>78955
I hate Dsp…,but he's right about the whole PPV. It was basically a shit show.
No.78985
>>78955
>Kicking out of 4 Finishers in 2017
Hey, the Indies did that too..and some Japanese Promotion.
No.79034
>>78983
>hate DSP
>t. mark that gets worked into a shoot over videogames
No.79037
>people want to be contrarians so much they support fucking dsp of all people
No.79038
>>78985
They at least try to build up to something that looks like it will be a finish to a match.
No.79048
Can we talk about how the "Russian" announce team doesn't have any Russians on it?
No.79056
>>79052
I thought Finnish people didn't like Russians
No.79057
>>79052
What a handsome white gentleman.
No.79061
>>79037
>marking out this badly over a guy that plays videogames
>>79048
Part and parcel of a diverse world, goy.
No.79158
>>79052
He could be from the republic of Kalmykia.
No.79181
So did you people just flat out forget that a lot of russia is in asia?
No.79182
>>79181
Yes, but it's not inside fucking China. Did you forget that other peoples live in Asia as well like Arabs, Turks, Tartars, Desis, etc? Not just Orientals.
No.79184
>>79182
That's beside the point, what I'm saying is that it really isn't weird to have an asian looking guy in the russian commentary.
No.79203
>>79184
But it IS weird to not have a single Slav on the team.