No.77832
WWE Raw preview, Sept. 18, 2017: Nia Jax battles "The Goddess of WWE" one-on-one
Just six nights before Alexa Bliss defends her Raw Women’s Championship in a Fatal 4-Way Match at WWE No Mercy, she’ll have to take on one of her challengers, the imposing Nia Jax, in singles action on Raw. Will Little Miss Bliss once again regret getting on the bad side of the forceful Jax?
>Nia Jax aims to knock Alexa Bliss off her pedestal that she needs to get remotely close to Nia's height
Ever since Nia Jax dropped Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss moments after “The Goddess of WWE” reclaimed her title from Sasha Banks, the WWE Universe has been clamoring for a one-one-one match between the two former friends, and Raw General Manager Kurt Angle was more than happy to oblige.
Six nights before Jax, Sasha Banks and Emma challenge Alexa in a Fatal 4-Way Match at WWE No Mercy, Nia squares off with Little Miss Bliss one-on-one on Raw. Can Jax shake Alexa’s confidence before next Sunday’s title match?
>Will it be Roman Reigns or John Cena who gets in the final word before WWE No Mercy?
John Cena and Roman Reigns’ microphone battles have gotten more intense each week since The Cenation Leader arrived on Raw to test Roman Reigns’ mettle, and a heated confrontation six nights before their anticipated dream match at WWE No Mercy seems inevitable.
Although Cena seems to have the upper hand in terms of verbal warfare heading into this week’s Raw, live in San Jose, The [LOUD BOOING] could be saving his most cutting resmarks for last.
>Braun Strowman shows no mercy
Not only did Braun Strowman once again brutalize Universal Champion Brock Lesnar on Raw — shrugging off a German suplex in the process — but he left John Cena laid out in the middle of the ring after assaulting The Cenation Leader with the steel ring steps.
It’s become a distinct possibility that The Monster Among Men will become Universal Champion by defeating The Beast Incarnate at WWE No Mercy. Who will face his fury on the final Raw before that title bout?
I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU
>Brothers-in-arms stand triumphant
Raw’s Tag Team division is more competitive than ever, and after successfully teaming with The Hardy Boyz against Cesaro, Sheamus, Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson last week, Raw Tag Team Champions Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins are riding high as they prepare to defend their titles against The Celtic Warrior and The Swiss Cyborg at WWE No Mercy.
How will The Lunatic Fringe and The Kingslayer keep their momentum going on Raw?
>Will Enzo Amore get even with The Miz?
The Miz expected this past Monday’s Raw to be one of the most memorable nights of his career — and it was, but certainly not for the reason he was expecting. After The A-Lister and his wife Maryse revealed that they were expecting their first child, Enzo Amore boldly interrupted the “must-see” couple’s big moment, prompting a match between The Certified G and the dad-to-be.
Mid-match, Amore continued the insults, insinuating that Miz might not be the father of Maryse’s baby, prompting The Awesome One to brutally attack the outspoken Superstar and hit him with the Skull-Crushing Finale.
This isn’t the first time Amore’s mouth has gotten him into trouble, and it won’t be the last. But how will Smacktalker Skywalker rebound on Raw, six nights before challenging Neville for the WWE Cruiserweight Championship at WWE No Mercy?
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>move him to the loserweight division
>start an actual feud between him and the main roster for no reason
No.77834
Gee I wonder if the womyn's match is going to be a bit of stalling until an eventual dq/count out, can't wait.
>move him to the loserweight division
>start an actual feud between him and the main roster for no reason
>Enzo amore of all people is in feuds against two champions at the same time
No.77837
>>77836
closer every week, BOrother!
No.77841
What are we doing tonight?
No.77846
>>77845
Caramel's pretty cute.
No.77848
>>77847
>>77845
>Still posting Macho Man shit
<Trying to look like a GAMER GRILL
Is she trying to ruin her own career? She does look better without the retarded WWE shit on her.
No.77849
>turn on tv early because I always have to fight with it to get the HDMI input to work right because it's a chink-made TV and a chink-made cable
>it's monday so no "todd chrisley" fagshow
>NCIS is on
>very first thing heard when it finally starts working is "muh holocaust"
EVERY FUCKING TIME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.77850
>another boring repeat RAW
>tfw don't want to watch but need background noise to study
Wat do fellers
No.77851
>>77850
Listen to music, I always listen to lofi hip hop when I study or read.
No.77852
>>77851
>lof hip hop
No wonder you have a GPA of 1.2.
No.77854
>starts with memoriam for Bobby Heenan
No.77855
>not listening to mozart while studying
No.77856
Rip bobby, he's in tna now.
No.77859
>Miz interrupts the intro
No.77860
>>77858
>Not using your neet time to learn new things
No.77862
>giving heels legitimate gripes
REEEEEEE
No.77863
>Bo opening the show again
Gotta grab the viewers early.
No.77865
>Miz makes Bo and Curtis his "entourage" and makes them known as nothing but his backup
>blames Kurt for it
wew
No.77867
>Jason has a new theme all of a sudden
>Miz is now in two feuds
wew
No.77868
>walks all of the way down the ramp
>gets in the ring
>walks directly to the heel bashing his father and himself
<grabs the microphone instead of slugging him
No.77869
>Bo Ziggler-sells a throw
No.77873
>>77869
>>77870
>Bo getting an ic title shot
No.77875
>>77873
>Bo wins the IC title
>this gets him kicked out of the Miztourage
>lights go out
>spooky flashes of light
>Bray appears in the ring, puts Miz in the sister abigail
>lights go out
>Bo and Bray are both gone
>Wyatt Family reborn
No.77876
>mention my dad again and i'll knock those teeth out your throat
Miz's teeth are in his throat?
No.77878
>crowd almost nonexistent
How did it come to this?
No.77881
>>77879
hey buddy lets not crush dreams here
No.77882
>inb4 Alexa gets injured by Nia and has to relinquish the title
No.77883
>This promo
<No one is cheering
<No one is booing
No.77884
>non-title match
The champ is eating a clean pin and generally looking like a chump.
No.77885
>>77884
If it's not that then it's gonna be a DQ or something equally stupid.
No.77887
>People are actually chanting nia jax
No.77888
>running away like a pussy
ALEXAFAGS BTFO'd ETERNALLY
No.77889
Fuck people who are supposed to be world champions amirite?
No.77890
had a dream i
had a hairline
No.77891
Horse is looking extra horsey today.
No.77893
ayy whats good son its your boy 3pac son just lettin y'all know matt hardy will be woke n BROKEN and bo wyat is definitely happening son straight up son all you gotta do is bolieve son
No.77894
>>77888
Full house digits confirm.
No.77895
>booley is back all of a sudden
>gets cheers
No.77896
What a great face sasha is.
No.77897
>>77895
only cause it's her hometown
No.77898
>booley and botcha betray alexa
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
No.77899
>Sasha does a heel attack
>Booking end with her theme
<Is still a face
Wtf!?
No.77900
>Emma is in the match
>Not in this segment because no one cares
No.77902
>>77897
Crowd seems mild with her return.
No.77903
>>77902
It's her hometown too.
No.77904
>>77899
>book heels as cowards or monsters that get waifufagged or cheered
>book faces as heels
>book people who weren't even in the actual match to have their theme play at the end of it
>book videogame advertisement as still having pyro
No.77905
>games have pyro but raw doesnt
No.77907
>you will never have a series of strokes and fall from famous movie star to voicing a transvestite cartoon lizard in juvenile commercials for shitty breakfast pastries
No.77908
No.77909
No.77910
>flashback of a thinner paul heyman with a hat
No.77912
Did I miss the tribute, I was only gonna be here for that…
No.77913
>>77841
Here comes our big win.
No.77914
No.77915
No.77916
>>77912
Tribute is all throughout the show.
No.77917
>>77914
dammit well have fun torturing yourselves.
No.77918
Also, I was on Taima which shows the Cucknada channel, and they just spoiled No Mercy. Brockwinslol
No.77919
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Nonononononono
Is Seff low key throwing shots?
No.77920
No.77921
>>77918
At least we get our buddy.
No.77922
>The Bar bitch about tag teams
>2/3 shield disagREEEEEEEEEEEEEs
>the JUST club comes out to effectively NO U and call people NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS
>cut to commercial
Great segment.
No.77923
>triple threat tag match
>only two teams are in at a time
>JUST club is on the same team as 2/3 shield
Why?
No.77925
Someone cover karl already.
No.77927
>Gallows nearly wins the match
>NERD Ambrose breaks it up
JUST
No.77928
>Two commercials in one match
No.77929
>another fucking commercial
No.77930
Nu lethal weapon looks so fucking bad.
No.77932
W-we'll get a push soon, r-right?
No.77933
>>77925
Holy shit karl took the pin plot twist.
No.77934
Anybody hear that Bo Wyatt on Jericho podcast? Dude is woke af.
No.77935
>Bo and Curtis are finally allowed to speak again
No.77937
>>77932
on smackdown maybe with aj
No.77938
>John Cena and Roman Reigns have had very similar careers guys
<they both joined WWE and got tiles at some point in history
wow
Is the overabundance of video package promos tonight a result of them not booking enough shit for the show or just "let's hype no mercy"?
No.77940
>golddust with no face paint and hair
>he's dropping the gimmick
WEW
No.77941
>Curtis Hawkins
Time for a boring squash match.
No.77943
Holy fuck, that was like anti-pop. What little noise we actually did hear died immediately when Crews' music hit.
No.77944
No.77945
>eternal squash match loser vs jobber that hasn't been on TV in a match for months
wew
No.77947
Fuck it Hawkins, lean into the curve. You'll be the anti-Goldberg, wear your losing streak with pride.
WHO'S NEXT
No.77948
Bo destroyed Hawkins once upon a time
No.77949
Heyman's looking real fake spray tanned tonight.
No.77952
Brock seems to be getting physically pained by Paul's ranting.
No.77955
>commercial for endless shrimp
But the Alexa match was over an hour ago.
No.77956
>>77952
He's fighting his autistic urge to sperg out and start flinging shit and piss everywhere. Heyman's his handler.
No.77957
SUPLEX CITY, BITCH!
It's so funny when Brock talks.
No.77959
<Booley added to the match
Ugh
No.77960
<It feels like Spring!
<Ramen shilling
Shut up, Cole
No.77961
No.77963
"SHIT" ISN'T PG-FRIENDLY ROMAN THIS IS COMING OUT OF YOUR PAYCHECK
No.77966
No.77968
>>77967
>not getting the joke
No.77969
No.77972
>>77966
Apparently Cena bullied the guy a lot, didn't allow him to get his push.
>"There is truth that there was some sort of unknown, unreasonable heat between Riley and Cena. To the point where everyone on the roster thought that Cena was treating him in a way that was totally uncalled for. No one approached Cena about it, but the entire locker room was on Riley's side, a lot of condolences, and this is 'ridiculous, bro,' and it was every freakin' day. Cena thought Riley did something wrong every single day" Reks said.
>We had the match when Linda was running for Congress for the Stand Up For WWE charity shows, and it was a tag match, I think it was a six man tag match if I remember right. And it was me, Hawkins, and Ziggler vs. Riley, and two other baby faces. Cena had made it clear that he wanted Riley to act a certain way and do certain things. And we structured the entire match to his wishes and it went flawlessly as far as we were concerned," Reks explained. "The second we walked backstage he came up to me and said 'hey where's numbnuts?' And he sees the look on my face and tells me to go get Riley. So all six of us came back and he b—hed out Riley in front of the backstage roster – about how he always tells him to do one thing and he does another, and Cena was 'washing his hands of helping him.' Even Ziggler was like, 'What the hell, man?'"
http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2015/1218/605914/former-wwe-superstar-says-john-cena-tried-to-bury-alex-riley/
No.77973
Post yfw Bo Dallas walks out of WrestleMania 34 as Universal Champion.
No.77976
No.77977
No.77978
Anyone getting screencaps of Dustin Rhodes' face? It's a natural JUST face.
No.77979
>>77974
>>77977
Why are you following and posting tweets about some random tunblr girl?
No.77980
>>77937
yeah why the fuck didn't Aj come to raw or club go to smackdown? Keeping them apart hurts both groups really
No.77981
JUSTin Rhodes eats the pin.
No.77982
>>77980
AJ is doing well, he fares better off as a singles competitor really. Balor needs to join Gallows & Anderson, Balor is the one whonis struggling more and would need the fiercer G&A supporting him. On his own, Balor is just so bland.
No.77983
>finn trying to do a wyatt promo
No.77984
>>77983
<Why did I leave Japan for this shit show?
What Finn has to be saying to himself.
No.77985
>>77982
But he is THE DEMON KANEKING!
He is immune to pinfalls when he applies his stupid ass makeup.
No.77988
No.77989
>WWE all but dropped the loserweight segment from RAM for this botching loser to run his mouth
>Strowman BTFO'ds the fuck out of him
No.77993
>>77992
He got blown the fuck outsed the fuck out.
No.77994
Wow I always thought purple ropes were unnecessary and dumb but fuck do you ever miss them when they're gone. It gave the 205 guys a unique identity, now it's like eh…
No.77996
No.77997
>call a tapout victory
>he visibly did not tap out
No.77998
>>77997
he was BTFO'd'd the fo'ded outed'd the fuck out.
No.78001
>>77999
they better not use this month to scalp some good luchadors from mexico just to ruin them
No.78002
>>78001
Why not, that would be hilarious.
No.78003
JASON JORDAN IS A DADDY'S BOY, A BIG CUNT WHO'LL FADE AWAYYY
What did he meme by this?
No.78005
I miss Jason Jordan's dank PS1 midi instrumental theme.
No.78007
>Bo gets beaten down immediately
No.78008
I miss the titatron videos
No.78009
This match will BREAK Matt.
No.78010
No.78012
Brock Lesnar is going to win
No.78013
 | Rolled 1 (1d6) |
1 and bo wins
2 and axel wins
3 and matt wins
4 and jeff wins
5 and elias wins
6 and jordan wins
No.78016
No.78018
I love the reactions of The Miz
No.78019
>Jordan steals the win out of nowhere because of course he does
No.78020
No.78021
>>78013
>the dice was wrong
No.78023
>Hardys, who have been practically buried since shortly after their return
>Elias Samson who hasn't been given shit but the role of the RAM version of Aiden English and a two-match only feud with Finn Balor
>Bo and Curtis who have both gotten pretty much nothing in their entire career
<nah let's give everything to Jason Jordan
No.78024
>>78022
>facebook filename
No.78025
>>78023
I dont know if R-truth is in the company
No.78027
i love this parody of chiken robot
No.78028
>>78022
I hope Tyson Kidd at least got some tooth-free dome from her before she got her teeth fixed.
Poor guy, he deserves that much at least.
No.78050
booley is back<
gets put in the title match<
No.78052
>>78050
I think she was supposed to win the title back at SummerSlam so I wouldn't be surprised if she will win it back at No Mercy. Either way, couldn't care less.
No.78072
>>78023
I really have no clue where they're going with Jordan. The father/son storyline is already dead and no one cares.
No.78074
>>78072
I don't know where they want to go with him, but where they're actually going is quite clear
No.78075
>>78074
Meanwhile chad is in a promising tag team with shelton. I guess he lucked out after all.
No.78077
No.78078
Why are so many posts missing?
No.78079
>>78075
fucking chads. first they steal our girls, now they steal our guy's push.
No.78086
>>78078
Spammer spammed upwards of 50 posts to steal a 77777 get.
No.78096
>>78077
Dubs confirm fat chicks are good.