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Still not finished with you Edition
The Preview
>One week after hurling Big Show through a steel cage wall, Braun Strowman again brings his destructive tendencies to the World Trade CenterRaw. Will Universal Champion Brock Lesnar respond to The Monster Among Men’s impactful message?
>Lesnar-Strowman build
Before sending Big Show crashing through the steel cage wall to conclude last week’s Raw, Braun Strowman --- standing over the supine body of the defeated giant — took the mic to make one thing painfully clear to Brock Lesnar: “At No Mercy, this right here is your future, and mine is becoming the new Universal Champion! Oh and I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU RAAAAAAAAWR!”
Can we expect an equally forceful response from The Beast Incarnate, live on Raw?
>Weekly Cena buries Roman segment
John Cena and Roman Reigns have held nothing back in their escalating war of words, and based on their recent exchange on Twitter, they’re not done eviscerating they really used the word eviscerating each other on the microphone before their monumental clash at WWE No Mercy.
As we’ve already seen, nothing is off-limits between these two Superstars. If they cross paths on Raw, it won’t be pretty.
<The entire Pissbreak division is feuding again
What was once a singles rematch at WWE No Mercy pitting Sasha Banks against Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss has transformed into a Fatal 4-Way Match that also includes Nia Jax and Emma after the two earned their way into the title bout by picking up a tag team victory over The Boss and Little Miss Bliss last week.
There’s no love lost between any of the competitors in this matchup, but with Jax and the opportunistic Emma added to the mix, the so-called “Goddess of WWE’s” chances of leaving the STAPLES Center with the Raw Women’s Title are slim to none. Will these unfavorable odds shake Alexa’s confidence as WWE No Mercy approaches?
>Little man vs. fat man
After a week where he was conspicuous by his absence, Bray Wyatt resurfaced on Raw seven days ago to eliminate Finn Bálor from a Battle Royal and remove him from contention for the Intercontinental Championship. This week, we found out why: Bray wants another match with the first-ever Universal Champion at WWE No Mercy, which is unsurprising given their series is tied thus far at one win apiece.
However, he added a special wrinkle, challenging Bálor to face him “man-to-man” as himself rather than the dreaded Demon that downed Wyatt at SummerSlam in order to prove the charismatic Irishman can defeat Wyatt without the help of his “bow and arrow.” Bálor accepted The Reaper of Souls’The Eater of Pinfalls' offer, but time will tell if he was wise to return to war without his greatest equalizer by his side.
Streams are somewhere.
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>9/11 edition
Eh, will have to see a memorial video or something i guess. Strowman ought to be good Cena/Roman shitposting is kinda entertaining. Only reasons to watch RAW.
Where's Samoa Joe?
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>>77147
synchtube.ru/r/sptube is also streaming raw too
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>>77145 (OP)
>Can we expect an equally forceful response from The Beast Incarnate, live on Raw?
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>>77151
>Taima chat without the best thing about taima chat
Wew lad.
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>>77151
taima crashes alot and the community is shit
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>>77145 (OP)
>someone else makes the thread for once
>leaves out half the preview
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>John Cena meets Braun Strowman one-on-one
John Cena has held nothing back in his recent war of words with his WWE No Mercy opponent Roman Reigns, but he’ll need to be equally ruthless tonight on Raw when he goes up against the imposing Braun Strowman for the first time ever.
Last week, we saw The Monster Among Men leave Big Show in a heap at ringside when he drove the giant through the steel cage wall with a massive Running Powerslam. Will the 16-time World Champion meet a similar fate, just two weeks before his anticipated dream match against The [LOUD BOOING]?
Nah, Cena will bury Strowman for getting too over versus Roman and we can't have pre-PPV Cena v Roman matches like we had about 12 for the SummerSlam main event match.
>Jason Jordan steps to The [LOUD BOOING]''
Jason Jordan put forth an incredible effort this past Monday night, but he ultimately suffered defeat at the hands of the veteran John Cena. This week, the “gold-blooded” Jordan takes on Cena’s WWE No Mercy opponent, Roman Reigns. Can the son of Raw General Manager Kurt Angle learn from last week’s mistakes, slowing The [LOUD BOOING]’s WWE No Mercy momentum in the process? A victory over a former WWE Champion would be an incredible milestone for this young Superstar, and the entire WWE locker room --- including Cena — will be watching this one closely.
Jason Jordan's push confirmed dead
>How will Lesnar respond to Strowman’s destructive message?
Before sending Big Show crashing through the steel cage wall at the conclusion of last week’s Raw, Braun Strowman --- standing over the supine body of the defeated giant — took the mic to make one thing painfully clear to Brock Lesnar: “At No Mercy, this right here is your future, and mine is becoming the new Universal Champion!”
Can we expect an equally forceful response from The Beast Incarnate, live on Raw?
No, but Paul Heyman is sure to say something.
>Enzo Amore to appear on “Miz TV”
Enzo Amore’s transition to the Cruiserweight division and his tendency to bend the rules has captured the attention of the WWE Universe --- including Intercontinental Champion The Miz, who has invited The Certified G to “Miz TV” tonight.
With his Miztourage in tow, The A-Lister will deliver some hard-hitting questions to the outspoken Amore, who won a Fatal 5-Way Match on 205 Live to earn a WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match against Neville at WWE No Mercy. What will Enzo have to say about The King of the Cruiserweights?
>Enzo gets a bigger push after injuring another wrestler and being demoted
>They have a Hardys w/ 3rd leg vs Miz & Miztourage feud right in the bag and they're interviewing Sucksmore instead
>Are Alexa Bliss’ days numbered as Raw Women’s Champion?
What was once a singles rematch at WWE No Mercy pitting Sasha Banks against Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss has transformed into a Fatal 4-Way Match that also includes Nia Jax and Emma after the two earned their way into the title bout by picking up a tag team victory over The Boss and Little Miss Bliss last week.
There’s no love lost between any of the competitors in this matchup, but with Jax and the opportunistic Emma added to the mix, the so-called “Goddess of WWE’s” chances of leaving the STAPLES Center with the Raw Women’s Title are slim to none. Will these unfavorable odds shake Alexa’s confidence as WWE No Mercy approaches?
Nia Jaxx 6 year title reign soon
>Can the man behind The Demon conquer Bray Wyatt?
>impying he didn't already at SS
At WWE No Mercy, Finn Bálor --- not The Demon — will lock up with Bray Wyatt in a “man-to-man” confrontation that could potentially play out far differently than their battle at SummerSlam.
>the demon gimmick return didn't sell well enough let's remove any remotely interesting additions
Can Bálor prove his dominance over the twisted Eater of Worlds without the aid of his Demon persona, or will Wyatt silence Bálor Club by conquering the Irishman?
>implying Bray won't eat the pin eternally until Bo breaks up the Miztourage and joins the Wyatt family
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>Where's Samoa Joe?
Eating shit.
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inb4 surprise revelation that it was mossad all along
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>>77157
>coming ten hours early just to watch a shitty show
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Where's the post-9/11 Steiner promo
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IT'S STARTING
>inb4 site breaks down as it always does
>all those faggots in the crowd not standing
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Guys, i'm stuck in toilet. Who coming out first. Trying to figure out if I should wrap things up or if it can wait.
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Good thing 9/11 didn't fall on a Tuesday. I don't doubt the smackdown writers would be dumb enough to put a jinder mahal or rusev segment on and have them keep up their foreigner heel anti-America angle.
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Wew, that was close. Thought it was something important.
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>kickoff match is the [LOUD BOOING] vs jason jordan squash match
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>9/11 straight into roman reigns
What did they mean by this?
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>Bald
>Bearded
>Beta
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(Checked for freedums)
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>try to claim Jason isn't getting special treatment for being the bastard son of Angle
>he gets weekly televised matches AND matches with the top carders
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Top tier commentary from Booker.
>Jordan lands a suplex
>"NNNNNNNNNNNNNG"
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>still trying to paint Roman as a face with a handshake
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Jason Jordan will go heel when he admits he lied to Kurt about being his son and did it to get opportunities
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Roman reigns is the 9/11 of the wwe.
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>Ziggler is stuck doing commercials for low budget cell phone service
>Jericho is stuck going on a talk show for that homosexual realtor that somehow had a long-running reality TV show
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Big bantz John does it again.
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>competing over how long it took to beat jason
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Umm… that's a lie, isn't it? WWE attendance and ratings have been eating shit, right?
But it's a chickenshit lie that Cena can't disprove otherwise he's badmouthing the company.
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>>77203
They can't even afford pyro anymore.
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Wew, based Tumornator still going stronk.
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Oh boy, botcha banks versus jobberlina, I wonder how this will turn out.
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Mickie and dana are both kill and somehow emma might still be in a worse position.
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Whats nia doing to alexa during the break?
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>Alexa bitching about the fatal four way
>it's literally the same storyline as summerslam's mens' match without a paul heyman analog
>botcha banks immediately wins as soon as a shitty submission starts
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>>77220
ELIMINATE JOHN CENA
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>they made yet another social media-based horror movie
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Is scott stamford /ourpal/?
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Here comes the same promo he's been doing for years.
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>>77223
He replaced Cathy ":D" Kelley. Fuck him.
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>portrayed as heel
>gets cheered and massive pops
>is actually strong
>can into promos
>is entertaining
Is Braun the anti-Roman?
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>cheetoman pants-pisser Glenn Beck somehow gets a commercial for his shit
>it was added in by my cable company
No.
>>77234
He's more of a monster face like Kane, I'd think.
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>>77236
The wwe not liking something automatically makes it cool.
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>>77237
>he used to be able to do all sorts of TV matches like that
against main roster talent too
>forced to disappear for a while, come back only as a support character for a coward heel
>Bray is starting a feud with golddust out of nowhere
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>Turn heel
>Get a "new" gimmick
>Disappear
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>a bray wyatt promo makes sense
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>golddust is mad because Bray taunted him for never being able to use another gimmick
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>a time waster squash match
>zero reaction from the crowd
>wipes off some of the face paint
>Roman levels of booing
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>Everyone just flat out forgot that goldust is a heel that attacked his friend
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>>77245
>implying the burier of gimmicks couldn't change his character up if he wanted to.
To this day I don't know if Goldy was shooting, working, or working us all into a shoot
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The Travis Bickle community?!
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>>77248
The network didnt let them actually do the gimmick so they improvised the "shoot".
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How much does a flight to japan cost?
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>>77251
I kinda wish they'd let him run with it for a month or two, just to see what would happen. Hell, crazier things have gotten over.
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>>77254
Crazier things didn't have "kidnaps children" as part of the story.
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>>77256
Holy shit, that was part of it!?
Now, I really fucking wish they'd let it run.
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Karl Anderson is doing it for his family. Top Good Brother.
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8 MAN TAG MATCH
>Dean forgetting that the Hardys are on RAM
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>>77259
Remember heath and rhyno?
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Guess who's jobbing to alexa?
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>>77264
>being this delusional
Are Alexafags the same as Bayleyfags?
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>>77265
>Implying she'd be better off on smackdown
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I assume she'd be nerfed and ruined on either show, but I wanna see her face Natalya
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>>77267
Alexa beat both bayley and sasha clean, the two biggest women "superstars" on raw, she isnt a loser like bayley.
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>shitting on Queen with a capella version of "Don't Stop Me Now"
>shitting on "It's a Wonderful World", one of the greatest songs of all time, with some shitty a capella female cover
>both for shitty gay ass cars
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NOBODY IS LEDDY FUR ASUKA
how badly will they fuck up the booking
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>>77273
They're going to have her cut a five minute promo on her debut and the crowd is going to chant WHAT?
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>>77273
Let me put it this way: Bayley will be back on TV weekly getting cheered in comparison.
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>>77276
You said the same thing about the horse bayleyfag.
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>perfect opportunity to call them the "anaheim cucks"
>flops
wew
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>Kalisto is out and is actually not getting squashed as a jobber
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>>77279
>spouting memes in real life
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>Song plays
>Who is it?
>Oh it's kalisto
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>tfw you now remember that Kalisto is on the RAW roster
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>>77284
>tfw remember he was also US champ
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>>77279
Can you imagine Elias being a Sam Hyde style, alt-right/hipster mix.
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>>77282
>forgetting that's TJP's entire gimmick
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>>77283
I thought it was le Dab man at first. His theme needs to be changed, fast. What happened to the Mariachi music, the guitars and maracas?
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>>77289
Dunno why they ever changed from his CWC theme. He could have even done the gaymer gimmick with this theme. The new theme and tron are just overkill.
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>Kalisto still jobs the fuck out as always
>at least he got to look strong for a couple moves
>>77289
That music was offenthive.
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>Cena vs Strowman already
>it was listed as a main event in the preview but there's an hour left because this isn't inferior smackdown
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>>77290
I just found Kalisto a superior theme with like a 10 second search.
Fuck, I didn't even know Mexico did hard rock music.
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>Braun is squashing Cena
>Roman is watching and remembering his rivalry with Braun was never concluded and unceremoniously forgotten
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>cool stairs spot happens during the commercial
>Cena tries to fireman's carry someone much bigger than him
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THE 15000 POUND STEEL STEPS TO THE FACE
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YOU CAN'T MAKE CENA LOSE GODDAMMIT MAKE IT A DQ
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>massive pop for the Hardys
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>less than 40 minutes left in the show
>MizTV is probably completely replacing the loserweight match tonight
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>Miz trolling Kurt
>Enzo Sucksmore trolling Miz's wife's pregnancy speech
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>You will never creampie Maryse
Hurts a little bit, keep it 100 kinfoke.
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>Miz is SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTing the shit out of Enzo on the tour bus and locker rooms
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>enzo getting BTFO'd'ded'd this had
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Mouthpiece vs. Mouthpiece in a shoot off
Aww shit, nigga… *grabs popcorn*
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>loserweight vs normal roster match
Is this a first?
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>5 seconds of wrestling
>Enzo runs away to talk on the mic
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>Enzo goes for the cuck joke angle
>Bo beats the fuck out of him
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>>77328
>watching Raw on Potatovision
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Vince™ gonna get that cuckold storyline if it's the last thing he ever does.
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Something will BREAK tonight.
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>>77333
Sucks I gotta contradict these trips to say this, but why the fuck don't you guys photoshop the just hair on their beards instead? This way is a little too on the nose.
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>booker just namedropped NJPW
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>Matt botches the count interrupt spot
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>The Bar runs away
>the JUST club eats the pin again
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>95% of the match is Dean vs everybody
>Hardys get to do a couple early spots and spend the rest of the match laying down or looking at Seamus and Cesaro
>the Just Club earns its name
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>>77341
He was going for the usual "hit the guy pinning your teammate" thing but tripped on the rope and made the ref stopping the count look like a mess.
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>modern family
>dad looks the other way while his daughter gets plowed upstairs
What the fuck is this degenerate bullshit. Is this what they want people to think of as normal??
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>>77343
By a man of the same race at least. The show's bigger problems are the Al Bundy racemixing with a spic and the two fags.
The upside of the show is it is willing to make fun of everybody, instead of just the white man.
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Taylor swift blowing Harry Styles, allegedly.
Anyone now if this is real?
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>>77349
It was posted on his site.
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>>77349
Nevermind, it's old shit.
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>>77273
>You'll never get to stare into those eyes face to face.
It hurts, brother.
No seriously, it fucking hurts. To this day I have never seen a Japanese woman more beautiful than her. And she fulfills my no.1 fetish. It's not fair.
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>>77352
What's your #1 fetish?
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>>77353
Girls who wrestleEspecially Japanese girls who wrestle
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>>77269
ARSEka is gonna get fuckin buried by 1 DDT, fuck all that developmental undefeated shit.
Goddess > Empress
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Why does The Miz give the best babyface promos? All he has to do is stop cheating in his matches and he's become a good babyface. Then I guess after some time passes he can go back to being a heel since it works best for him.
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>>77359
>Asuka is as short as alexa