No.76324
WWE Raw preview, Sept. 4, 2017: Big Show and Braun Strowman to clash inside a steel cage
Live on Raw, Big Show and Braun Strowman will battle in a Steel Cage Match. Which of these titans will triumph inside the unforgiving structure? Also on Raw, Jeff Hardy challenges The Miz for the Intercontinental Championship.
>Big Show to battle Braun Strowman in a Steel Cage Match
Universal Champion Brock Lesnar might want to take Braun Strowman to Suplex City at WWE No Mercy on Sept. 24, but first, as first reported by Cathy Kelley in a WWE.com Exclusive video, The Monster Among Men will climb into a steel cage with Big Show, live on Raw.
When Strowman and the giant last collided one-on-one, the juggernauts caused the ring to collapse under their combined weight after a massive superplex by The Gift of DESTRUCISITY. We can only imagine what kind of havoc they will unleash on each other — and their surroundings — when they enter the unforgiving steel.
One can only hope that the structure is reinforced for what should be a brutal confrontation. Can Big Show end Strowman’s seemingly unstoppable rampage, or will The Monster Among Men thrive in his first ever Steel Cage Match and send a grisly message to The Beast Incarnate, who will no doubt be paying close attention to the carnage?
Don’t miss this titanic showdown live on Raw, beginning at 8/7 C on USA Network.
>Will Jeff Hardy become a five-time Intercontinental Champion on Raw?
By tossing Jason Jordan over the top rope in the final moments of last week’s 15-Man Battle Royal, Jeff Hardy punched his ticket to an Intercontinental Championship showdown against The Miz on Raw, a match that could propel The Charismatic Enigma to his fifth reign with the illustrious title.
Even though The A-Lister has The Miztourage on his side, Jeff’s brother Matt will surely help neutralize Miz’s conniving co-stars outside the ring, perhaps making this match more of a fair fight than the current titleholder is used to these days.
And yet, Miz did score the winning pinfall when The Hardy Boyz teamed with Jason Jordan against The A-Lister and his Miztourage during the SummerSlam Kickoff, which was the last time The Awesome One stood across the ring from his new challenger. Will history repeat itself on Raw, or will The Charismatic Enigma use his veteran savvy to claim the gold?
>Jeff and Matt lose, the loss BREAKS them
>something Miz does pisses off Bo
>Bo pulls off a betrayal move on the Miz after the match, a finisher out of nowhere
>lights go out
>images flash on the screen
>Bray Wyatt in the ring behind Bo, laughing
>lights go out again
>Bo and Bray are gone
>Can we expect more fireworks between John Cena and Roman Reigns?
Well, that escalated quickly. t. reddit John Cena and Roman Reigns met in the center of the ring this past Monday night to make their WWE No Mercy match official, and the resulting microphone mayhem that transpired between the larger-than-life Superstars has us clamoring for their forthcoming dream match on Sunday, Sept. 24.
The Cenation Leader and The [LOUD BOOING] were somewhat civil when they triumphantly teamed up against Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson moments after their verbal joust, but something tells us the next time these two rivals see each other, they’ll trade more than just insults.
>inb4 another forced tag team match between the two
<Nia Jax makes major Raw Women's Championship statement
Alexa Bliss is the new Raw Women’s Champion, but she definitely didn’t look like a winner when this past Monday’s broadcast drew to a close. As Nia Jax hoisted the triumphant “Goddess” onto her shoulder after her victory over Sasha Banks, Alexa’s imposing would-be ally sent the new titleholder crashing to the canvas, seizing the moment to hold Bliss’ new title above her own head.
How will Alexa deal with Nia on Raw? Moreover, how will The Boss bounce back after once again failing to retain the Raw Women’s Championship?
>What’s next for Emma?
Well, we all might have to #GiveEmmaAChance after what transpired Monday night, when the bitter Superstar earned a surprise victory over decorated veteran Mickie James. This marks Emma’s first one-on-one victory since May of last year, and her triumph could be a new beginning for the former fan-favorite. Will Emma gain more momentum this week?
Don’t miss Raw at 8/7 C on USA Network!
No.76326
>Two people that aren't feuding having a cage match
>Non BROKEN hardy's breaking up for no reason and pushing solo jeff again
>Nia is going for the title while emma becomes a retard again
>Still no bo wyatt.
No.76329
>How will Alexa deal with Nia on Raw?
i swear if nia injures alexa she better get fired
such a shitty breakup as well since they were barely even Team Rude outside of dark matches so when the 'turn' happened no one cared
No.76330
>>76329
>namefagging
I hope Alexa gets BTFO'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd.
No.76334
>>76330
hope not
>>76331
doesn't matter when nia injures a nobody but this is the 4x women's champ and the face of the company im talking about here
No.76335
>face of the company
>woman
No.76348
>>76345
>>76344
>>76343
Spreading disinformation is suffering.
>bayleyfag has some hipster meme company ship meals to her because she can't cook
Sad!
No.76349
>>76330
BTFO'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd?
No.76351
>>76324
Not a single dime will be drawn.
No.76352
>>76349
BTFO'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'd'd'dddedddd'ddddd'dded'd'e'ed'e'e'ded'd'ed'd'e'e'd'd'd'ddddd'ddd'd'd''dddedededededdededededed.
No.76353
>>76352
I didn't actually do that, it's the wordfilter.
BTFO'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'd
BTFO'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd
No.76354
>>76338
>Sitting in catering trying to force a meme with your potato girlfriend while naomi, natalya, lana and tamina are in storylines and caramel is mitb
>That's literally every sd but you and your gf
How's it going charlotte?
>>76350
JUST
No.76356
>>76324
Oh shit, Show is going to get BTFO'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd.
No.76357
Bo Wyatt tonight, boys
DEA-
No.76359
Rotunda Brothers tonight, boys.
No.76360
>>76358
RUDE.
We're former 20 times iwgp champions and big in japan don't you know?
No.76361
BTFO'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd
BTFO'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'd
BTFO'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded
BTFO'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd
No.76363
>>76356
Stop BTFO'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'd'ded'ding yourself.
>>76355
>m-my favorite wrestler [LOUD BOOING] can totally cook, th-that's why she uses a meme delivery s-service
No.76364
>>76362
Btw guys jbl is kill, graves is replacing him.
No.76365
>>76364
Nice. Graves is gold.
No.76368
>>76364
>replacing the only good announcer on SD with the numale looking faggot
Why?
>>76366
>he's never seen windows media player before
>he doesn't know that non-gold stars means it's the rating from the store, not the user
No.76369
>>76367
The rapper dude is half Japanese or something
No.76371
>>76370
>Bayleyfag is THIS desperate to defend his ugly loser that lost ALL her fanbase following that can't cook and orders a delivery service to send shit that's literally "put this premade meal in the oven for a few minutes"
No.76372
darren young return tonight boys
No.76373
>>76372
Too bad aj is on smackdown.
No.76375
>>76374
Yeah I guess Darren isn't that ugly, I'm no fag though. Who is that horse in your photo though?
No.76376
reminder waifufagging anybody but kairi is a sin
No.76378
Reminder Deb did it better
No.76380
>>76379
Bayley wears too much makeup to hide her ugliness, isn't even white, or cute. Bodagget.
No.76382
>>76381
WWE Network for only $9.99
No.76383
>>76381
>streams
streams streams streams STREAMS. Is this all you ever talk about? Fucking streams? Is your existence so trite and pathetic that on a website with individual boards devoted to a litany of diverse interests you choose to fixate on the most trivial, ephemeral aspect thereof? I can just picture you: a fat, pallid, slovenly excuse for a human bathing in the glow of your dusty monitor–the only light thereof in the ill-kept basement belonging to your parents who long ago became disillusioned with their child's future prospects. I bet your mother is thinking right now about what the fuck went wrong, and your father is ashamed that his seed spawned such a lowly organism. How many years of your life have you wasted with your ass glued to your chair, expending all your energy in forcing your inept fingers to type in an ineffectual attempt to discuss fucking streams? How many opportunities to do something more with your life have you turned down because you thought discussing streams made you cool; how many streams have you bemoaned the death of when they became common, as if you penned their inception when in reality you were only a tool of their inevitable spread?
I'm serious, you may be the most pathetic person I've ever seen witness of in existence; there may not be a more accurate representation of a waste of life than you. If I were you, I may have killed myself years ago. Frankly, suicide is the only route left open to you. You will be happy. We will be happy. Your parents will be happy.
Kill yourself.
No.76385
>>76384
What the heck do you even think I have glasses for?
No.76386
CORPORATELY CREATED JOHN CENA BOOTLEG
No.76387
dig dig diggity, dig diggity (BIG) DAWG
No.76389
>>76324
>Well, that escalated quickly. t. reddit John Cena and Roman Reigns
What wordfilter is this again?
>>76345
>>76343
And which fucking wordfilters are these?
No.76392
>Editing all the botches in roman's promo
No.76393
>>76389
>he thinks "t. reddit" after a reddit-loved quote from a shitty movie is a wordfilter
No.76395
>boring t is back
The King made last week's show enjoyable.
No.76397
>jhon growing hair out
Heel turn confirmed
No.76398
>>76393
Oh, OP inserted that? The way it broke up the sentence made it seem like a wordfilter. It looked as out of place as the one in the Baileyfag post, so I just assumed.
>>76391
>filtering suffering
For what purpose?
No.76399
>made sure to edit the flashback to hide the pyro
No.76400
>referencing Ruthless Aggression Cena
c-confirmed?
No.76402
>>76398
There was never a filter on suffering. Fake news.
It was on Rin to troll that namefag pedo but shitty programming makes it hit everything else.
No.76403
Im pretty hyped for jason jordan to turn heel
No.76405
>>76403
Same when Ziggler comes to Raw to join him and Jhon for ultimate stable
No.76406
>>76388
"welcome to the big leagues, kid"
No.76408
>>76388
>main event apron
>ring is empty
People probably left to get food
No.76409
>>76388
ILLEGAL PHOTOGRAPH DELETE THIS NOW SECURITY
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No.76412
Benoit is rolling in his grave.
No.76414
>Cena helps Jordan up and pats him on the ass
Heel turn theory BTFO'd.
No.76415
>>76413
>>76412
benoit is still alive in the wilderness of northern canada
No.76420
>roman noodles is trying to talk shit over the opening match not being a 30 second squash match
>faggot smark crowd is shitting everything up with "WHAT" chants
No.76421
>Roman and cean spent the entire break staring at each other.
No.76422
>Cena shitposting live again
No.76423
big banter john at it again
No.76427
>try to call John Cena gay in the pg era
>it falls flat
No.76428
>It's a 'this promo again' episode
No.76429
>Vince™ finally found a way to get Roman remotely over
>it's to have him feud with Cena and get BTFO'd in the bantzfest
No.76430
>>76427
Crap I missed it. What'd he say?
No.76431
>>76430
John says:
>I was just looking for your BALLS
Roman says:
>You would look for that
No.76432
>>76429
It'd be really easy to get Ramen over if WWE had sense. The fan perception is they're doing everything they can to push him, despite whether or not he deserves it. All they have to do is reverse things, screw Roman over at every turn. Make it look like they're completely against him.
>>76431
Aw shit, that's not PG. Ramen's going to get a talking to.
No.76433
If Roman was better on the mic, this would be an excellent banterfest. There's so much that can be thrown at Cena based on what he just cut and everything he's done. I appreciate the turn to IRL Shitposter Cena, but he needs a better foil, not ANOTHER whipping post.
Of course, if Roman was better on the mic, we wouldn't be in this situation in the first place.
No.76435
>>76433
They still think roman is the rock, it's amazing really.
No.76436
>>76434
>tfw it actually has me laughing now
No.76437
LOOKIN' REAL JACKED, BABY!
Kek, he's at it again.
No.76438
>it's a "we're going to remind you that Heath Slater and Rhyno still exist and we're just going to make them job" episode
No.76439
>>76438
Former smackdown champions
No.76440
>>76437
I nearly spat out my drink
No.76441
No.76443
>It's a not BROKEN matt speaks with a funny voice segment
No.76446
>>76444
>yfw #BROKEN Matt is the Half-Life 3 of wrasslin' gimmicks.
No.76448
>Two womyn talking about football.
No.76449
>>76445
>>76446
>doubting trips
No.76450
>Miz keeps running away like a loser
No.76451
Why is curling full of qt's?
No.76452
No.76453
Bo completely rekted matt. Amazing.
No.76454
>Ejecting the Miztourage
>Ejecting Bo
No.76456
No.76457
>Miz still manages to cheat
>ref didn't eject Maryse
No.76458
No.76460
>>76459
>have someone cheat by telling you to roll
>clean
Pick one, fago.
No.76462
>The horse again
>Not nia
WUT?
No.76463
No.76464
>Screwing over the current champion this hard with some bullshit tag match stipulation
wew
>>76462
Rematch clause
No.76466
Guys remember when Roman tried to kill Strowman?
No.76467
No.76468
Nia wins toinight, Nia pins Emma at No Mercy
No.76469
>>76466
in the ambulance incident? Yes.
No.76470
>ruined the IC championship match with some bullshit nobody wanted
>they're going to set up the wymyn's match to be a lame copypaste of the summerslam universal championship match
No.76471
>>76466
Patrosinated by wendys
No.76473
>corey graves just did the jew hand clasp before they went to the replay
>enzo sucksmore comes out and his theme gets played for his entire tag team
>gives no intro for his teammates before the "badaboom" line
>site isn't working
No.76474
>Enzo amore is 1:80m tall
No.76475
>Drew "the jew" Gulak is getting non-kayfabe angry over this shitty promo
No.76477
>>76476
Imagine scooping your own eyeballs out with a grapefruit spoon.
No.76478
>enzo gets dropped on his neck by tony, beat up and submission held by jew gulak, then beat up by gnome dar
Is he being punished? wew
No.76481
No.76485
Balor still reddit memes about Dolph's comments, trying to spice it up.
No.76486
>>76482
Post something on /sudo/ about it. Oh wait, codemonkey will ignore it while posting in the "hunger games" threads.
No.76488
>>76485
> reddit memes
S.alty is a reddit meme? Hmm, I thought it was black twitter. Oh well.
No.76490
>>76488
<XDXDXDXDXDDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD SALT XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD SO FUNNY JOEK XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD SALT SHAKERS = MAD XDDXDXXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
No.76491
>really shitty trailer for some gay bungie game
What a shit company.
No.76492
>>76490
>shitposting this loudly
No.76493
>The absolute state of that Destiny commercial
No.76494
>>76490
It's just a word, autist.
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No.76498
No.76499
what in the fuck is this theme
No.76500
No.76502
>impotent rage from the midget against the ref
No.76504
Time for Alexa to vacate the title via injury.
No.76505
>>76503
>gay people actually post on this board
No.76506
EVERYONE BTFO'd
BASED NIA WINS
No.76507
Nia? More like EYEa, cause her eyes get ut
No.76508
>Braun Strowman SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS on zero-buildup booking
No.76509
W-we're going to be allowed to win this time, right Vince™?
No.76510
>CARCASS
That was bloody metal.
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>>76514
Curling is way better
No.76516
>"2 sweet" chants in the crowd
No.76518
>Corey and Booker are almost breaking kayfabe talking about the JUST club losing their push
No.76519
>good brothers wearing slick black
No.76520
Sheamus and cesaro looks like fuckings neo-nazis
No.76521
>Michael Cole BTFO'ds Corey
No.76522
No.76523
==JUST== explain to me what the fuck that finish was
No.76524
No.76525
>>76523
whoa distraction bro lolrollupwin
No.76526
>>76523
>botched interference
>2/3 shield stronk, JUST club not allowed to win
>JUST club gets mad
>gets BTFO'd again by shameous and ceaseroh
No.76527
>>76526
>>76525
the real question though is why? What was that supposed to do? Who looks good coming out of that besides Rollins and Ambrose, who aren't even in the picture at that point?
No.76528
i wanna watch wrestling i dont give a shit about kids with cancer
No.76529
>>76527
Gotta make the champions look strong and face, the former champions look petty and heel, and RAM's designated jobber tag team job.
No.76531
>>76528
>tfw chemo killed connor and weed could have saved him
No.76533
>>76530
all these kids deserve to take atleast one piledriver before their bodies die out on them
No.76535
>>76533
>We're here with Make-A-Wish, and it's uh, not John Cena this child has requested, he actually wants, and I quote, "To eat an F5 from Lesnar before I fucking die." So we're here with Brock, Brock come on down here…
No.76536
>the elf comes out again
>just now realizing the way he wears the belt it looks like he's larping as an elven soldier with leather armor and a big shoulder pad like it's skyrim or something
No.76537
>They're interviewing the ref who ate shit last time out
No.76538
>big show SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS on the booking of this match
>while ditching the goatee
No.76539
Based show smartenin' up these smarks
No.76540
>it's going to be a 10 minute or less main event again
No.76541
I wonder if big slow main events being so short means something, like he can't last a 30 minute match.
No.76542
No.76544
>big slow down this quickly
No.76545
>gran metalik has a chance to be in a championship match with neville
i know i shouldnt get excited because theyve been building for enzo but i can hope
No.76546
>get to see 30 seconds of 8 minute main event before commercials start again
No.76548
This cage is lame as shit, whatever happened to the cage actually being tall?
No.76549
No.76550
>>76548
i mean the guys in the cage are pretty tall that makes it seem smaller
No.76552
>trying to use a DDT as a match-ender
No.76554
How was feel have sex whit big show?
No.76555
No.76556
braun nearly crushing the poor ref
No.76558
that was honestly pretty good
No.76559
>>76557
THE BEGINNIG OF THE END OF BIG SHOW
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No.76563
>>76562
Only the ring, not the chickenwire fence cage.
No.76568
Maybe BMJ got it into Vince™'s head that burying Roman would make him get over with the NERDs like everyone else he'd buried in the past.
If that's right, jhon is reaching Hogan levels of politicking.
No.76588
>It's another big guys do basic moves but we have to pretend it's impressive because they're big guys episode
No.76594
>>76588
>Being such a NERD
No.76595
>>76568
No clue what they're doing, Cena is shitposting while Roman takes it and doesn't dish out the same. I can't fully agree with it because most of the things Cena says, like Roman is 'The Guy' or 'The.Big.Dog' shouldn't be directed at Roman, it should be directed straight to Vince™. Even the whole corporate bootleg of Cena comment doesn't make that much sense, for that, they might as well bring out the whole creative team and Vince™. They are the people it feels like Cena is supposed to be targeting, but Roman is just the guy to take it all instead of them.
No.76597
>>76451
You should check out /sp/ at endchan.
No.76606
>>76588
>implying it's not impressive for The Big Slow to do top rope maneuvers and try to climb a cage before his fear of heights stops him when he normally just stands or lays around
>implying """""""""""""""""""""basic""""""""""""""""""""""""" moves like the superplex are easy with both wrestlers being that large
>implying it's basic and unimpressive to pick up The Big Slow and throw him through a cage
>being a loserweight fan
No.76622
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Meltzer SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS on the botch that was the Hardy vs Miz match
No.76810
>>76616
>Few months
I think it was last year or two. Ever since he got fit and back in shape he's been well received. Plus his matches with Braun Strowman this year have been great, my favorite series of RAW matches this year.
No.76836
>>76622
>this guy's videos keep disappearing after being posted here