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SmackDown LIVE preview, Aug. 29, 2017: Will Owens be on the warpath?
Last week, Kevin Owens thought he had a surefire way to regain the United States Championship from AJ Styles after choosing Baron Corbin as the special guest referee. However, when The Lone Wolf bailed after his refereeing skills were called into question, Shane McMahon stepped in for the pinfall that saw Styles retain the title. Now that he can no longer challenge for the title, how will KO react? Find out tonight at 8/7 C on USA Network!
>'''Will Kevin Owens be on the warpath?
Last week on SmackDown LIVE, Kevin Owens asked for – and received – another opportunity at AJ Styles’ United States Championship, though he had to agree that this would be his final chance at the title as long as The Phenomenal One holds it. KO elected to have Baron Corbin serve as special guest referee, promising The Lone Wolf a future title opportunity.
However, the two’s gambit did not pan out, as Shane McMahon arrived to ringside to ensure the officiating was fair. After a furious Corbin walked out, the SmackDown LIVE Commissioner again put on the stripes himself, then counted the pinfall for The Phenomenal One. Having seen his final U.S. Title opportunity go out the window, how will a surely furious Owens react?
>Will Bobby Roode continue to make SmackDown LIVE glorious?
Perhaps the biggest news coming out of last week’s SmackDown LIVE was the addition of Bobby Roode to Team Blue. The former NXT Champion arrived amid rapturous fanfare from the WWE Universe before defeating Aiden English with his patented Glorious DDT.
After the bell, Roode promised that, as a result of his signing, SmackDown LIVE was going from great to glorious. Just how does Roode plan on keeping his momentum going? Find out on SmackDown LIVE, tonight at 8/7 C on USA Network!
>Gable & Benjamin make their tag team debut
With Jason Jordan’s departure to Monday Night Raw, Chad Gable had been left wondering what was next for his burgeoning career. Jobbing in singles matches for all eternity. SmackDown LIVE General Manager Daniel Bryan had an answer for him, revealing that as part of the deal for Jordan, Raw GM Kurt Angle helped Bryan sign Shelton Benjamin to Team Blue. Furthermore, the former Intercontinental, United States and WWE Tag Team Champion was interested in teaming up with the Olympian.
Bryan arranged for the two to have their first match as a tag team tonight on SmackDown LIVE. How will the new pairing of Gable & Benjamin start off their tandem journey?
>Is Dolph Ziggler ready to show off his star power?
After several weeks away from Team Blue, Dolph Ziggler returned to SmackDown LIVE, though he seemed a little miffed at coming back in a backstage interview. The Showoff also appeared to be more erratic than usual, as the former World Champion claimed that he finally discovered what it takes to become a star in WWE.
Ziggler revealed that he was not above singing, dancing, flashy ring robes and bright spotlights. He also promised that he’d show off his newly found star power this week on SmackDown LIVE. Just what exactly does Dolph Ziggler have in mind?
I'M HERE TO JOB THE WORLD I'M HERE TO JOB THE WORLD
>Has Lana prepared Tamina to crush the competition?
The unusual relationship between the hard-hitting Tamina and The Ravishing Russian, Lana, has been an intriguing focal point in the SmackDown LIVE Women’s division in recent weeks. After a few failures as a tag team, Tamina demanded that Lana help her get the SmackDown Women’s Championship.
It appears that The Ravishing Russian now has her charge ready to begin her championship journey, promising a “ravishing reign of terror” that will begin tonight. With the devious Lana in her corner, will anyone be able to stop Tamina from reaching her goal?
Streams on taima.tv and some inferior ip harvesting shitsites and on the official USA and WWE Networks. :^)
No.75935
>no mention of fashion files
No.75936
>More AJ vs Owens
Even Charlotte vs Sasha wasnt this long
No.75937
>>75936
Pretty sure it's over or it will at least transition into AJ vs Corbin
No.75938
>Gable & Benjamin make their tag team debut
They could've introduced him last week with a match but no, let the intial hype die down and then have him and gable squash the ascension or the colons. Fucks sake.
>Is Dolph Ziggler ready to show off his star power?
>It's another I'm ziggler and I'm so passionate scratch and claw episode
>Has Lana prepared Tamina to crush the competition?
Who gives a shit? Do something with becky already. She's by far the most over womyn on the show
>>75935
PANIC
No.75939
>Shelton finally back
>Stable autist nowhere to be found
No.75940
Can Ziggler just start selling even more crazy? Like, Shawn vs Hulk style with every single move he takes? Also while kicking out of everything at 2.9 and winning solely by rollups? That would be a top tier gimmick.
No.75942
>>75939
I'm still here. Gable and Benjamin are clearly headed in a face direction. It seems unlikely they'd turn heel for the based Ziggler stable. The dream of best stable of all time is dead, brother. So it's going to be a huge swerve when they join Ziggler
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>>75943
Oh really? What's becky doing?
No.75946
>>75945
Jobbing, sucking at wrestling, shilling for herself on /wooo/.
No.75948
>>75931
I can't wait to hear about the warpath repeatedly.
No.75949
>impromptu tag team match out of nowhere
>the only time Randy is allowed to have a match where he might not be forced to job to pooman is in a tag match out of nowhere with nakamura
No.75950
>>75949
>he will still eat the pin
No.75951
>>75942
Oh btw, this stable has been the ones attacking Breezango
No.75952
>>75945
Having no steam for her punk and being the janetty
No.75953
>Same old promo every week
>/woo/ unironically loves this trash
No.75955
>the poo brothers are footfags
>the poo brothers posted in the RAM thread last night
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>>75953
>One poo in loo faggot
>all of /wooo/
>/woo/
I can't even begin explain how much of a gigantic faggot you are
>>75955
So the footfag does deal in scat after all
No.75959
>>75953
According to an interview with Y2J, Jinder's idea for his first big promo was that he tried to preach peace (his first gimmick when he first got back as a jobber) but the fans disrespected him too much so he gave it up. Allegedly Vince™ just wrote him the typical "YOU IGNORANT AMERICANS" promo instead to get heat since it works every time and he went with that one. And seems to every night
No.75960
>Shinsukes shirt has a swastika on it
No.75961
>>75958
>One poo in loo faggot
I know for a fact that there are at least 2 of us.
No.75962
>>75955
Daily reminder that finding female feet attractive is perfectly fine
No.75963
Place your bets now on who Chad Gabble & Shelton Benjamin are going to face in their tag team debut.
No.75967
>>75963
The Jobber Brothers
No.75968
lol they just spoiled the end of the main event
No.75969
>>75963
Hopefully Colons. They could legit have a great match too bad it will just mainly be a squash. Probably gonna be Ascension though.
No.75970
THE ASCENSION IS ACTUALLY ON TV FOR ONCE
>they're just there to job to the new tag team
No.75971
>>75938
this anon right here
No.75973
>Chad does a Big Cass over the top rope
No.75974
>>75964
>>75965
>>75966
There's worse shit out there, finding feet hot is perfectly healthy
No.75976
>muting and splitscreening between commercials for Gable and Benjamin's debut team match
nice going editors
No.75977
>>75974
I suppose. It's just wanting to do sexual thing to them is very weird to me. at least it's not scat tho
No.75978
>>75974
>perfectly healthy
No.75979
>>75976
and it's entirely rest holds
No.75980
>>75976
Gotta get those ad shekels so they can cut more things from the shows.
No.75981
>>75975
>DA BIG GUY's time in WWE overlapped with AJ's
I have no memory of this
No.75982
>>75979
THEY'RE WORKING HOLDS DAMMIT NO SUCH THING AS REST IN WWE
No.75983
>>75981
He was going to squash that little twerp at WM32
No.75984
>ascension jobs out
Back to only showing up in fashion files and house shows it is. At least they were allowed to fight back and make it look like the win was almost actually earned.
No.75985
>benjamin's finisher is a reverse zig-zag
STABLE CONFIRMED
No.75986
>winners pick stipulation
k, it's a "We Win" match. The rule is we win.
No.75987
<new gay vs the bix noods AGAIN
No.75988
Kek, we started a "Where's Your Briefcase" chant last Sunday at house show.
No.75990
>>75987
all their matched have been great
No.75993
>>75990
>the same exact match 500000 times is good
Who could be behind this post?
No.75994
>>75993
Oh it will get stale soon, but hopefully Fashion Police take New Days place in the feud soon.
No.75995
>>75992
Was it something he caught from Paige ?
No.75996
>>75994
>still using the same fucking boring team for an endless push instead of building a tagteam feud with new players
No.75997
>>75995
Nope. Live event. allegedly
No.75998
ayyy this is gonna be good
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>>75997
>Cass gets injured by being thrown over the top rope and landing on his knee
>Meltzer and his faggot cohost think it's a work
>new gay fag gets hurt by a pretty generic wrestling move
>Meltzer and his faggot cohost will treat it as the most legitimate non-kayfabe injury since Owen Hart
>Corbin gets BTFO'ded'd again and Tye Dillinger might actually be given a chance in the limelight
No.76002
Wow, someone actually tapped to the Calf Killer in WWE.
No.76003
They're going out of their way to make Corbin look like a geek now. Cena must've really laid into him backstage.
No.76004
Nah just kidding, Dillinger's going to get jobbed out in 30 seconds from a wimpy submission move. Eternal jobber, may as well get rid of his intro and give him an orange vest and a walking stick.
No.76007
>>76005
It's gotta be a work. he actually has AIDS from Paige
No.76009
>>76001
>Corbin gets BTFO'ded'd'ded'd again and Tye Dillinger might actually be given a chance in the limelight
Nope. THAT'S MY LIMELIGHT AND I'M TAKING THAT TITLE.
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>>76007
>>75995
Is that why we've never seen Maddox again? He caught early onset, Xavier caught late onset?
No.76011
Oh yeah, the Kanellises exist.
No.76012
>>76005
Shit happens bro. You can land on a muscle wrong just walking and completely JUST your shit. Being he's an athlete, tear could've happened somewhere else entirely and just now come loose.
No.76013
Hmmm, does the crowd seem kinda dead to anyone else. I thought the Glorious pop would be way bigger than that.
No.76014
No.76015
>not having a "keeping up with the kanellises" backstage segment
No.76016
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>76011
And their theme is still amazing. Gonna get rekt by Roode, assuming no Maria fuckery. Actually there will definitely be Maria fuckery leading to a feud.
No.76017
>>76014
Nash rules dont apply to mortals, thats wrestling 101
No.76018
>>76011
>get brought in with MUH LOVERS gimmick
>beat the shit out of Sami "never got a push" Zayne
>nobody cares so he disappears
>comes back to job to Bobby Roode
No.76019
>>76014
This doesn't ever not make me laugh.
No.76020
>>76013
Considering they just chanted glorious, it could b Dunn fucking with the audience audio. Or it could be this being the B show and a lot of the seats being visibly empty even on a TV feed.
No.76022
That was straightforward.
No.76023
>Bobby Fucking Roode is probably gonna be the guy who takes the belt off Jinder
im ok with this
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No.76027
>>76018
>all this
>nobody cares so he's just dropped down to smackdowny's curtis hawkins role
No.76028
I feel like we could work this as a banner
No.76029
>>76023
Nah it'll be Rusev
No.76030
>>76024
You're not getting me again.
No.76032
>>76028
Make it.
We don't have a banner thread for some reason, mods.
No.76033
>>76032
>implying this is /newsplus/
>implying you can't make a thread
Be the change you want to see.
No.76034
>>76026
>when you leave home and know you remembered to turn off the stove, but aren't sure if you remembered to beat Debra
No.76035
>that random girl singing and awkward black screen
No.76036
>>76031
I didn't mean as is. Obviously it needs to be shrunk down and have the infinite logo in it
>>76032
I can give it a shot.
No.76037
>Owens gonna turn face then team with Sami
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No.76039
>>76036
The image was a reminder of what dimensions and file size you'd have to set it to, as in keep this in mind when making one.
>>76037
Will never happen. Didn't you see last week's show? Zero Push Man soundly rejected him. Feud with Shane incoming
No.76040
>>76037
If Sami teams up with Owens he deserves every bit of the inevitable 3 month later betrayal he gets.
No.76041
>Shane with the secret roman salute
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No.76045
>Zero Push Man gets to fight "I sing so they don't have to pay for a theme song or titantron" guy
>>76042
Missing an infinity logo.
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No.76048
English actually does have a theme? That's actually more surprising than the Owens Heel Ref turn.
No.76049
>>76045
>Missing an infinity logo.
I'm not THAT good
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No.76051
>>76049
>there's one right on the front page of the site
No.76052
>Miz vs. Hardy for the IC title
That doesn't sound bad at all.
No.76055
>>76052
>try to paste it into paint with transparent selection
>still has black background
Some anon who isn't a complete retard like me will have to do it
No.76056
>>76042
was thinking more like this
No.76058
SHANE MCMAHON PARKING LOT BEATDOWN SOON
No.76059
>>76056
Nice. Both are great. I like the 1st one more
No.76060
>that burger king commercial with Sergeant Slaugther
Also time for Ziggler
No.76061
>Job Ziggler SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS on wwe
No.76062
OHHHH SHITTT, SHOTS FIRED!!!
Damn, why is he goin' at Finn like that?
No.76063
>dolphs reveal delayed
Stable further confirmed because tonight would be too early after the Gable and Benjamin match
No.76064
>Aiden's win stricken from the record
No.76065
>It's Sore
Kek, well played Xavier.
No.76066
>no pyro
>soon no cereal pouring
No.76067
>>76066
New Day would probably buy the cereal out of their own pocket. They're good dudes.
No.76068
YOU'RE GETTING A SHOOT, YOU'RE GETTING A SHOOT, YOU'RE GETTING A SHOOT, EVERYBODY'S GETTING A SHOOOOTTTTT
No.76069
>I'm gonna make you the Barin Corbin of the Women's Division
No.76070
I wonder what the stipulation will be. Some boring shit that won't mean a thing and will do nothing but make people wish for the attitude era.
>Natalya shitting on Baron Corbin again
JUSTsteel
No.76074
>>76071
They should have a show on the network where they investigate WWE Universe related crimes. I'd watch the shit out of that.
No.76075
NOT EVEN E&C GOT A SEASON 2
BREEZANGO MAKING IT BIG, BOYS
No.76076
>This fucking viagra commercial
It always plays
No.76077
>>76075
>reposting my pic
Goddammit 8ch
No.76078
S Q U A S H M A T C H
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No.76079
>>76077
Posting appears to be fucked right now
No.76080
>fashion peaks gets a fancier intro for season 2
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No.76082
<the gay community is once again the best segment of the show
>20 minute main event finale
still needs to be a 3 hour show
No.76085
>>76084
Oh baby, Natalya's body is out of this world. get it cause her singlet is a bunch of nebulas
No.76086
>1.5 intros shown
>Orton and Nakamura beat the shit out of the heels for about 15 seconds
>cut to commercial again
>45 seconds after the last commercial break
No.76087
>the banner is already in use
ayyyyy
No.76088
>>76086
Gotta watch the Viagra ad for the hundredth time!
No.76089
>>76088
Are you watching some stream that bases ads on your browser history? The official source has no viagra ads. Are you admitting something, anon?
No.76090
>>76088
>UHH EXCUSE ME CAN I GET NAME BRAD VIAGRA? I JUST LOVE VIAGRA GUYS! I SMILE WHEN I SAY VIAGRA! I SMILE WHEN I SNORT VIAGRA OFF A PROSTITUTE'S TITS! VIAGRA!
No.76091
>>76089
It's the taima stream, fucking Canadians
No.76092
>tag match
>still letting the poo brothers in the arena
>Daniel Bryan will never kick them out of the arena but he will kick Ellsworth out
No.76093
>tfw listening to this music instead of watching this "main event"
No.76094
>nakamura is stealing Daniel Bryan's kicks
No.76095
>>76089
>The official source
im freebooting off /woooalt/ as you all should be doing
No.76096
>>76094
Who isn't at this point?
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No.76098
>>76094
>>76096
Did Bryan invent kicking someone in the chest while they're kneeled on the ground?
No.76099
>Randy is only allowed to beat pooman when it means nothing
>Nakamura is the one that gets the win while Randy just stands in the ring confused
>they're pulling the "tag partners have to fight each other next week" story AGAIN
>RKO OUT OF NOWHERE
No.76100
>>76098
Of course. Just like John Cena invented the fireman's carry and Alexa Bliss invented the DDT finisher.
No.76101
At a house show last Sunday. Guy next to me says, both middle fingers up, "Hey Jinder, fuck you!" Jinder looks, his lackeys look. "Fuck you too!" I think he really pissed off one of the Singh Bros, guy kept looking back at him.
No.76102
>>76099
I kinda want to see Orton vs Nakamura
No.76103
No.76104
>>76101
>poo bros getting worked into a shoot
No.76105
>>76101
Shit, wrong file. Gimme a sec, trying to convert the vid to webm.
No.76106
>>76101
>house show
>still have a crew filming everything
Do these get shown on the WWE network or is the footage just captured in case something special happens so they can put it on the site?
No.76107
>>76106
>just captured in case something special happens so they can put it on the site
Probably that
No.76108
>>76107
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why not bring back something like Sunday Night Heat or otherwise get cheaper syndication deals with smaller networks than USA like they used to, give it a different name to show it's not RAM/SD, seems a lot more worth it and they'd get more revenue sources.
No.76109
>>76108
The wrestlers allegedly do the same matches on almost all house shows, so it'd really be the same matches over and over.
No.76110
>>76109
But if they could edit a full card of original matches every week from house shows that'd be cool as fuck
No.76112
>>76110
>>76109
What's the point of having house shows then? They could have an RNG decide who wins and someone pick out wrestlers if they want to cheap out on booking.
>>76111
>watermark
THAT ISN'T PG FRIENDLY LANGUAGE JINDER, YOU'RE JOBBING OUT NEXT SMACKDOWN FOR THIS
No.76113
>>76112
No, Jinder kept his cool. The guy said fuck you to Jinder, then when the singh boys looks, the guy said fuck you to them too. Not sure what the singh bro said in return, but it didn't look nice.
No.76114
>>76113
>little poo worked into a shoot
No.76115
>>76111
Kek, the more I watch the funnier it gets. Jinder uses the Singh bros. to do his shit talking. See how he pats the guy and points out someone else for him to dress down. It works on so many levels, including being kayfabe as fuck because the maharaja would get one of his underlings to do his shit talking for him.
No.76116
Someone make a banner for the waifu wars that go on daily on this board
No.76117
>>76116
As long as it only has Alexa on it
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No.76122
>Enzo wins dirty
>fans cheer
No.76123
>>76122
he was havin fun maggle ah love it
heel turn in future probably
No.76125
>>76116
I don't want to see goblins like Ruby Riot, Bayley, Charlotte etc on a banner, being the first thing I see when I enter this board. Waifu shit is terrible, no need to encourage it any further, it's waifu shit which I've seen ruin boards. It's bad enough as it is.
No.76126
>>76125
if someone could turn pic related into a banner it'd be pretty good though
No.76141
>>76138
I'll tell you where he's not going:
anywhere
No.76146
>>76138
The same boring shouty promo whiny promo as always.
No.76149
>>76138
He's planning Gable and Shelton's heel turn and creation of the best stable of all time.
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No.76151
>>76138
He's going to Japan to joing LIJ
No.76152
>>76151
No put him in the hot topic club instead.
No.76156
>>76151
>ziggler in los ingobernables de japon
>no es de japon
No.76159
>>76156
You have to go back.
No.76211
>>76210
You are aware that it's a girl that must have posted that right AJ? Or is it that you're thinking too much about boys now? Such that you couldn't even imagine a girl wring that,