No.75557
WWE Raw preview, Aug. 28, 2017: Can The Boss deflect "The Goddess" in title rematch?
Pre-taped on Raw, Alexa Bliss vies for the title she lost at SummerSlam when she battles Sasha Banks for the Raw Women’s Championship on Raw. Can The Boss keep Five Feet of Fury in check? Yes
<Banks faces Bliss in anticipated return bout
One night after Sasha Banks made Alexa Bliss tap out to the Bank Statement to become a four-time Raw Women’s Champion at SummerSlam, “The Goddess” threw down the gauntlet for a title rematch this Monday night in Memphis.
Can The Boss follow up her championship triumph at The Biggest Event of the Summer by making Bliss submit for the second time in as many weeks?
>Can John Cena and Roman Reigns coexist on the same brand?
John Cena returned to Raw intending to battle Roman Reigns, but instead of going one on one with The [LOUD BOOING], the larger-than-life Superstars joined forces to defeat Intercontinental Champion The Miz & Samoa Joe in the night’s tag team main event.
Even though he was The [LOUD BOOING]’s partner, The Cenation Leader still felt the full impact of the Superman Punch when Reigns’ signature move missed its intended target, Samoa Joe, and instead caught the jaw of the 16-time World Champion.
Will the ramifications of that seemingly inadvertent strike be felt Monday night on Raw?
CENA HEEL TURN OR ROMAN HEEL TURN?
>Enzo Amore demoted to the Cruiserweights
Cruiserweight division, “How you doin’?” After Big Cass injured his knee during this past Monday’s Brooklyn Street Fight against Enzo Amore, The Certified G has seemingly moved on from his former best friend and has set his sights on the Cruiserweight division, officially joining their ranks on WWE Network’s 205 Live.
Smacktalker Skywalker immediately made an enemy in WWE Cruiserweight Champion Neville, who will no doubt issue some sort of response after Amore invaded “his” show. Will The King of the Cruiserweights fire back?
>tfw never thought cheering for the elf would be the right choice
>Is Braun Strowman our next Universal Champion?
I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU
WWE No Mercy couldn’t have a more appropriate name, because on Sunday, Sept. 24, Brock Lesnar will defend his Universal Championship against Braun Strowman — the only Superstar powerful enough to toss around The Beast Incarnate as though he was a rag doll.
After brutalizing Lesnar during SummerSlam’s carnage-filled Fatal 4-Way Match for the Universal Title, The Monster Among Men emerged the following night on Raw to crush The Conqueror with two ring-shaking Running Powerslams before holding Brock’s Universal Title above his head.
Now that The Gift of DESTRUCISITY has his title opportunity, what’s next for the volatile Strowman? We’ll find out on Raw.
>Rollins & Ambrose hold their own as Raw Tag Team Champions
In an anticipated dream match this past Monday night, Raw Tag Team Champions Seth Rollins & Dean Ambrose defeated one of the most influential tag teams in sports-entertainment history, The Hardy Boyz.
As the WWE Universe celebrated this unexpected matchup, Cesaro & Sheamus stewed, watching the bout on a monitor. The newly former champions still have a rematch clause after losing their titles at SummerSlam, and they would like nothing more than to deprive the WWE Universe of seeing similar dream matches in the future. When will The Celtic Warrior and The Swiss Cyborg get their rematch?
Don’t miss Raw at 8/7 C on USA Network!
No.75561
if Sasha wins, will it be the first time she's ever succesfully defended a title?
No.75563
Really not expecting much from this episode, might be a good sleep aid though
No.75564
>Tfw watch 205 live while eating dinner with a handfull of people on taima
>Tfw enzo ruining my comfyfive live experience
I hope the elven king sends him back to nxt.
Why aren't they doing anything with the ic title? At least give it to the drifter.
>Ywn bully bliss
>>75561
I think so yeah.
No.75565
>WWE house show in my town last night
>got to "2 sweet" with AJ in person
Bucket list obliterated.
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>>75564
They're doing plenty with it. Don't you see Miz bragging about having it every time he's on TV? :^)
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>>75565
But did you represent WWE Legends the Bullet Club™ by wearing one of their shirts to the show?
No.75568
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>>75557
>the absolute state of their gear
No.75569
are normies gonna start turning on Nigger Banks soon? I checked a recent WhatCuck video that had her on the thumbnail and most of their audience seemed to be shitting on her
No.75571
>>75567
Nah, wore normie gear. Will definitely do that next time. Was planning on shitposting with AJ theme signs:
>THE SHINSUKE COMMUNITY?!
>THE BRAY COMMUNITY?!
>THE AJ COMMUNITY!?
But didn't pull it together in time. AJ is full fucking bro though, I held out my hand extra far for a five when he walked out, but he couldn't get to me, when he left it's like he made a special point of remembering me and came in for the 2 sweet. Dude's a class fucking act.
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>>75557
<Banks vs. Bliss
I suppose Alexa will win to pad out the x-time Women's champion stat, much like the Banks vs. Flair feud.
>Can gigantic contest jonathan and [LOUD BOOING] coexist?
Well, neither can turn heel so I'll say yes for now. It'll be Lesnar vs. Cena for the title at the Rumble with Lesnar retaining, then Lesnar vs. Reigns at WrestleMania with the biggest of dogs going over ahh yessir.
>Enzo demoted
kek
>Is Braun Strowman our next Universal Champion
Nope that would be Mr. Roman "Roman Reigns" Reigns.
>Tag title thing
Check this line out: and they would like nothing more than to deprive the WWE Universe of seeing similar dream matches in the future.
Golly gee willikers, they must be the most odious of ruffians!
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>>75571
Tamina seemed kinda bitchy though, which might just be her playing up the heel thing so i'll give her benefit of the doubt. A group of us was waiting out back for them to walk out in normie clothes and get in their rental cars, two kids were calling Tamina's name and she couldn't even be arsed to look up from her phone. She didn't even look our way just got in her car and left. Eh, but again, maybe she was doing her heel thing but I mean, two kids calling you and you can't even give a wave. Eh, watevs.
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>>75563
>good sleep aid
But the American Nyquil Cody isn't on the show
No.75576
>>75575
Also, THE Guy is on the show so you know the [LOUD BOOING] will tear the house down like always AHH YEZZIR
No.75577
Guys how am I supposed to wait 5 hours for this? I need to see the Massive Mutt decimate some stupid indy darlings ASAP #yezzir
No.75578
>>75571
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>>75574
>I'm tired
>my feet hurt
>I just want to go back to the hotel and sleep
>why won't these kids leave me alone
>they're going to think I'm a bad person
>why is the bus so far
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No.75585
Hopefully Bo gets a match tonight
No.75586
>>75575
im looking for a quick nap not to get knocked into a bland coma
No.75587
To all you marks saying Raw will up you to sleep: settle down, sip your beer and shut up
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>>75582
Are you asking about illegal streams? We don't use those here fellow anonymous user, be one of us oldfags and subscribe to the award winning wwe network™ for the small price of 9.99$ and watch wwe monday night raw™ on the USA network.
No.75591
>>75582
There's a streamer who hosts 720p 60fps streams called TubGirl, look that up
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>>75585
>Tfw even bo's boss can't make into the summerslam main card or get a good spot on raw
>Tfw bo wyatt never
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>>75593
Bo Wyatt soon, brother. all you have to do is Bolieve in the Buzzards.
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>>75576
Thank god this thread isn't just fucking a bunch of smart marks and we got some true [LOUD BOOING] fans #ThisIsMyYard
No.75596
>>75595
Ahh Yezzir Roman is going to take the IC title from Miz then the Universal title from Brock #bolieveThat
No.75597
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>>75574
Being tamina is suffering.
>Was away for a year or so, no one missed her
>Her comeback is quite literally a joke
>The only reason she's even employed is because of her father
>Can't even get anything more out of that because her father is a murderer
>>75594
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>>75596
The [LOUD BOOING] is a once in a lifetime athlete, the fact he isn't world champion right now is just pathetic on the part of Vince™
No.75600
>>75599
That's coming next Wrestlemania baby yezzir
No.75601
Ramen Noodles fans make me want to genocide humanity.
No.75602
>>75601
Roman will beat Strowman just as Rahul hoped
No.75604
>>75601
Say that to my face IRL and see what happens… punk
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>>75601
Still better than the jinder posters.
No.75606
>>75605
HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE MAHARAJA
No.75607
>>75605
Jinder's only champion cause roman didn't want to work tuesdays lol
No.75608
>>75604
You'll do fookin nuttin
No.75609
>>75608
I'm better than Mayweather. This isn't a work, this is real life son.
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>>75608
Sorry what was that? Couldn't hear you from down there
No.75613
if alexa loses bayley better turn heel
No.75614
>>75613
I want bayley to go full professor chaos.
No.75615
15 minutes brothers can't wait to waste 3 hours being disappointed but i have nothing better to do brother hh
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>>75615
The only reason I'm watching this is because I have fun shitoposting with my anonymous autistic friends online.
What a time to be alive.
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>>75614
All she needs is a ring gear change which shows off bayley's ASSets then she would be a likable character
No.75618
>tfw no Ingobernable Bayley
No.75619
I don't know if the tweets are still out there but bayley's pre retarded infant character twitter was full of shit like "suck my pussy" and every other tweet had "fuck".
No.75620
Bayley needs to put on a mask and show off her giant ass. Never mention her old character again
No.75621
>miz interrupted immediately
No.75622
>Interrupting bo's speech
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>>75617
Yeesh. Th..That was a botch, right anons? That looked like it fuckin' hurt. Given these two supposedly have real life backstage heat, I wonder…
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>>75618
>mentioning ingobblecocks outside of njpw containment threads
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>>75624
>Mentioning the Loser Club
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>>75624
>Bc kiddies
Have fun with your break up.
No.75629
More like the Big Shave, eh, eh, amirite anons. This guy gets it, you in the back, he knows what i'm talking about.
No.75630
>Jobber battle royal
You know what? I'm ok with this.
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No.75632
MIZTOURAGE BREAKUP SOON
BO WYATT SOON
No.75634
oh hey king is on commentary again
No.75635
>15 man battle royale for a chance to take on Miz for the IC title
So is the entire RAW locker room going to be coming out tonight?
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Nightwing fucks Harley in that movie.
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>>75632
>yfw Miz eliminates Bo
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>>75638
oh wait miz isnt in this what the fuck am i thinking
replace miz with axel
No.75641
>Curtis hawkins immediately eliminated
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No.75644
Big show aged 20 years in a week.
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>>75641
>Jordan gets boo'd when he comes in
No.75646
>bullet cucks get no reaction
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>>75645
Like father, like son.
No.75648
>>75645
he's probably gonna turn heel anyway when it turns out he was lying about being kurt's son
No.75649
>Balor, and Anderson, and Gallows, we know their history from Japan
>2 sweet for me Cole
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>>75649
why the fuck did this take so long to get through
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No.75653
Bo HAS to win now, r…right guise?
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>>75651
As if this couldn't get more JUST.
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No.75659
What a disappointing match.
No.75660
>The King returns to commentary
>the commentary track is actually good again
I hope he's on for the long term, so much better than Booker "asleep at the table" T.
No.75661
looks like someones getting a singles push
and no BROKEN hardys
No.75662
>Announce team linked everything that just happened to Jason Jordan
>Even the parts that didn't have anything to do with Jason
They're trying really hard at least.
No.75663
>BROKEN hardy's somehow became even more unlikely
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>>75661
>>75663
>implying Jeff getting the spotlight won't BREAK Matt
No.75665
>implying jeff abandoning the tag division won't break matt
No.75666
>People STILL think BROKEN hardys will happen
>People unironically want Bo Wyatt
No.75667
>There's literally 3 tag teams
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>>75666
You're a faggot Satan
No.75671
please make enzo a jobber
No.75672
>this promo
>guaranteeing Alexa will lose
No.75673
>Absolute state of Blissfags
Her makeup looks extra shit tonight
No.75674
>Enzo Sucksmore is getting pops
No.75675
>enzo still getting pops
I mean I suppose he's probably fun to witness live for the first time but how long before the charm wears off?
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>>75673
whats captain new japan up to nowadays? last i saw of him he had a horrible feud with yoshi tatsu and became bone soldier and then nothing
No.75677
>they brought out the most cucky numale guy to make enzo go over
No.75678
>McGregor reference
<Gets boo'd the fuck out
Holy shit!
No.75680
>>75678
Marks actually expected McGregor to win apparently
No.75681
>>75680
>expecting good things to come from predetermined matches
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>>75682
LOOK AT THOSE PUPPIES
>Enzo bullshits a 3-count after being wrecked by Noam the entire match
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>>75682
lawler will always be /ourguy/ also steamboat looks great for his age
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No.75687
>Lesnar intro without pyro
Never stops being sad.
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No.75689
Is Heyman setting up for dropping Brock as a client and taking Strowman instead?
No.75690
Brock is definitely a TV-14 era wrestler. They need to bring that back.
No.75691
>>75689
That would doom Brock's WWE career, since he sucks on his own.
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>>75688
maybe for wrestlemania or royal rumble
No.75693
>condom ads during a wrestling show
c'mon son
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>>75691
He should try to have fun again
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>>75693
Jungle kyona is my waifu
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No.75698
>roman punches jhon
>better play entire events leading up to it
No.75699
these recap videos are way too long
No.75700
>They're trying to make me like Cena and Ramen
<I hate them even more
Oh Vince™…
No.75701
>THEY MAKE IT OFFICIAL FOR THIS WRESTLemania type MATCHUP
Way to fuckin talk yourself into a corner Maggle
No.75702
>kilt
That's scottish, neither of them are scottish, bad meme.
No.75703
Rollins must have been watching some Ibushi matches
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>>75704
>scottish
>but in PREVIOUS CENTURY the oirish copied it
No.75708
>Cesaro and Seamus getting Roman boos
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Ready for Emma to job and history to be rewritten because she's an absolute joke of a wrestler?
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No.75716
>using Roman Noodles in an emotional hurricane relief advertisement to try to get him over
No.75717
How many takes do you think it took for Roman to sound coherent reading that script?
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>>75714
Fuck off shill, Emma is good
No.75720
>Emma's probably going to get buried further
No.75721
Is that the fucking pedo freak Jared from Subway in that Realtor.com ad?
No.75722
>>75714
At least she didn't Fuck a black guy and a forgotten loser, recording the dp session before or after she tried to run off with a 40-something Spanish bum she proposed to. It takes effort to be a bigger loser than Paige
>>75716
<No Sasha "BLMSocJusFeminist" Banks
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>>75718
>good
>loses every match
>is the female Curtis Hawkins
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>>75627
>>75628
Not him but come on, that vid was pretty funny.
No.75728
I think Lawler is cringing with every line he's spewing out tonight.
>>75725
Reminder she did a porno.
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No.75730
Is it bad that I frequently forget Thicci James is even a part of Raw. She's like some time remnant who escaped the ripples of the Mandela effect, at once there but impermanent, as soon as she leaves the screen she leaves your memory.
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>>75728
>cringing
That, or trying his damndest to keep it PG era.
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>>75729
That wasn't even a match.
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>>75728
>Reminder she did a porno.
Yeah but leaked nudes are more exciting
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>>75737
Fucking wordfilters
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>>75736
Especially her preggo titties
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>>75738
Get BTFO'ded'd'ded'd.
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>>75733
Could be both, but he seemed to be dying on the inside from the WYMNS RVLUCION shit.
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No.75743
What does that sign behind Cena say? Something about Roman's mic work?
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No.75745
>MASSIVE MATCHUP
>MASSIVE WRESTLEmania type MATCH
<Crowd is booing the fuck out of Yawn Cena and Ramen Reigns
EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE IT!
<Dunn mutes the boos
<No one likes this match up
<Cena tries to shill this match and Ramen/burying Ramne
>People hate him
Just stop, Cena.
No.75746
JHON CENA
I HAVE COME HERE TO DEG-DEGLARE… AT THE- AT NO MERCY
No.75747
DUN DUNNN DER DER DER DEERRH
No.75748
He actually said it, the absolute madman.
No.75749
>maybe a little heel turn
WHAT
No.75750
>maybe a little heel turn
YOU'RE EXPOSING THE BUSINESS JOHN
No.75751
Cena's like that dude who, when you play the dozens, starts talking about your dead momma.
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No.75753
You're not the one to talk, Cena.
No.75754
>shitting on Roman's mic skills
Goddammit you're making me cheer for Cena.
No.75755
KAYFABE FUCKING, SHITPOSTING CENA
No.75756
G…Guys, this is starting to feel real.
No.75758
>>75756
THEY REFUSED TO FOLLOW THE SCRIPT
No.75759
He has a point, this Cena holds us back meme is getting kinda stale. Cena hasn't been the focal point of the WWE in quite some time.
No.75760
CORNETTE IS HAVIGN A HEART ATTACK
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>>75759
Well, he actually held back Baron Corbin.
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>>75762
Dude, Corbin needed that win to look credible. Hell, it was reported Cena stopped the push itself.
No.75766
>putting the two that just promo'd against each other on the same team
>again
Why?
>>75765
Proof?
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>>75761
Allegedly Cena told management Corbin "doesn't have hwat it takes"
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>>75765
Corbin's run so far has been so so. He's shit on the mic, his ring skills are ok but not nearly exceptional enough to make up for the first point. Corbin wasn't ready, point blank.
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>>75764
Roman will turn on Jhon. Or vice versa. lol jk they will decimate the good brothers
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>>75766
Nigger it's in the dirtsheets, should've said allegedly on my part.
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>>75772
dirt sheets brother hh
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>>75772
Hey there's some truth about the Enzo rumors so you never know.
No.75776
>come out just to be squashed by Cena and Reigns
No.75777
I thought I'd cheer for Cena in this feud but that last promo made me want to see Ramen beat the fuck out of him…
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>>75777
I still hate both of them.
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>>75778
Same, it's just I know which enemy of my enemy is my friend.
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>>75777
Dude, that entire last segment made me uncomfortable as fuck. I like my wrasslin' kayfabe, it makes me uneasy to know there's real tension. I have enough tension and distrust in my real life personal relationships; this is supposed to be my escape from that.
No.75781
>the womens match main event is going to be less than half an hour long
>>75777
<wasting trips on wanting Roman Noodles to win
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>>75777
>>75778
If they stick with this kind of Cena, I'll hate him a lot less.
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>>75746
hahahaha stupid ramen rings
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>>75777
i dunno i thought cena BTFO'ded'ded reigns big league
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>>75782
>>75784
Cena was also being a condescending prick saying he never buried anyone.
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>>75779
They're not your friend.
>>75782
But it doesn't make me like Cerna. He's just admitting that he's been a complete dick in the business.
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>>75784
Silly wordfilter, i meant BTFO'ded'd'ded'ded'dd'd'd'd'd'd'd
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>>75786
I know this, but I just want to see Cena fucked up now.
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>>75780
>being this much of a faggot
>>75785
>>75786
>>75788
>being this worked
HI MARK
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>>75790
Fuck off Bryan, you will never wrestle again
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>>75786
>>75785
If they play it the feud as Cena knowing that he's done everything Ramen said, but just not giving a fuck about keeping up the illusion anymore, I'll buy in a bit.
If it's just Cena being old Cena and lying about everything, pretending that just cause he's been sitting on his ass for a bit it overshadows all his prior bullshit, I'm booing em both to death as usual.
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No.75797
so where are the streams?
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>>75797
http://taima.tv/r/woooalt
new op hates them for some reason
No.75800
So are we back to Slater having kids?
No.75801
'Member when Cerna put Ru-Ru over. Yeah, me neither.
No.75802
>>75799
>all of the streams from the old OPs were dead links and none of them were taima
<reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee why u not shilling dead liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinks
No.75803
>Coming up next, Alexa Bliss
>cuts to commercial for Alexa
BRAVO Vince™
No.75804
Cena Burial and Pelvis Westley
>In one raw
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>>75802
not really ded, there's still watch wrestling.
No.75806
where's BRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWN
No.75807
Cialis: when the time is right.
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>>75802
>>75805
>>75797
FirstRowSports also an option
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>>75806
Lifting heavy things and putting them back down
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No.75811
>get The King to voice the mae young classic commercial
>it sounds literally phoned in
No.75812
Is it just me or are all the Mae Young competitors probably better than the actual RAM/SD Women?
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I wanna put fishing lines thru jeff hardee's earrings.
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>shilling for burger king
>>75812
Alexafags BTFO'ded'd
No.75818
that tiny jewess has a great aysh
No.75819
>tfw we're in the timeline where ""sexy"" star shot on rosemary, and not the timeline where bliss shoots on sasha and breaks her neck
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>>75819
>Not wanting based sexy star to break both these bitches in half
Maybe she can stretch out Alexa so she can be attractive
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Sasha's weave looking on point this week.
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>>75821
she was fucking awful as lucha underground champ, never gonna be a fan of her after that god awful push she got
No.75826
If only Bliss was like 8 inches taller, she looks terrible
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>>75825
Good thing she lost the title the next week LOL
No.75828
>botcha banks bix nooding on the outside
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>>75828
She apparently legit dislikes Alexa because Alexa is actually attractive while Sasha is an alien horsefaced retard
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>>75822
She can snap my arm any day of the week
No.75831
W…Wait, it's almost 10. This is the main event??
No.75832
>>75831
No, Raw is 4 hours now
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>>75830
>filename has feet in it
Could you be any more of a gigantic faggot?
No.75836
>THUNDEROUS RING IMPACT
<ring doesn't even shake
No.75837
>match won by a DDT
>not the top rope superplex
>a DDT
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>>75834
>Not being a footfriend
No.75839
>inb4 botcha banks out for weeks with injury because Nia put one hit in
TOTALLY "UNEXPECTED" NIA FATS BETRAYAL
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>>75838
Footfaggotry is directly linked to autism
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>>75840
>using a mid-match-tier move as a finisher
>when a much stronger move had no real effect
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>>75843
>mid-match-tier move
>Superplex anything but
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>>75841
>Liking the female body makes me gay
>>75842
I legit have autism faggot, stop calling me out
No.75849
>>75837
>anti-DDTfag shitposting again
Don't make me come over there and drive your head into the ground, faggot.
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>>75848
>I legit have autism faggot, stop calling me out
Oh, well that explains liking feet and Ugly Star
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>>75850
fat, this is thick
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>>75848
Liking one of the ugliest parts of any body is what makes you gay, faggot.
>>75849
>getting this worked into a shoot over move opinions
<being a wymyn wrestler that can't pull off a good move for a finisher
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>>75856
Twisted Bliss is a good finished. She should do it more often.
No.75859
http://mixlr.com/wsdtkc-show/
Post raw commentary, get in here faggots.
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>>75856
>female feet
>ugly
You don't know what you're talking about, its one of the most beautiful parts of the female body.
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>>75860
It's autistic as hell
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>>75861
Still haven't proved me wrong
>>75862
>>>/safespace/
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>>75863
>everyone who thinks my disgusting fetishes are wrong is an SJW!
>>>/reddit/
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No.75870
HEY YOU GUYS BREAK IT UP
Feet may have absolutely no sexual qualities and are often disgusting, but at least he doesn't like scat or something I hope
No.75878
Looks like we wont be seeing Face Sasha vs Heel Bayley II at No Mercy.
No.75888
>>75878
Feels good. What was the point of putting the title on Sasha again for that short time though? Dumb horsefaced alien bitch didn't deserve it.
No.75891
>>75888
My only hope is that even though she is now a 4 time champion, last year, all 3 reigns of hers lasted like 3 weeks before dropping it back to Charlotte. Like that, she never had a chance to fail, unlike Bayley who had a longer run and eventually the fans turned on her. So I hope Sasha holds the belt long enough for the fans to fully turn on her and boo her as much as Bayley got booed. It's the only way I can accept Sasha as champion.
No.75902
No.75904
>>75888 (Checked)
Didnt think she would win it back since Bliss' promos keep mentioning how Sasha never successfully defends.
Sasha LEGIT LOSER Banks
I assumed they were trying to run a Bayley v Sasha II feud but Bayley got Niajaxed… At least Bliss is a 2x Raw and 2x Smack champion now.
No.75915
Just saw a grill in a Roman Reigns hoodie out in the wild. The [LOUD BOOING] is over and you can bolieve that ahh yessir.
No.75916
>>75891
Oh wait, wrote this before finding out that Sasha already lost, wow what's the point of the whole thing? Bayley was supposed to beat Alexa I think and from the looks of it, have a feud with Nia.
No.75918
>>75915
Girls wear Roman merch, real women wear BMJ merch
No.75919
That Cena/Reigns segment sure turned uncomfortable. It was good TV but man, this worked shoot shit sure is escalating really high. Still could do without using all those wrestling terms, that shit just appeals to NERDs alone, I can imagine some casuals getting a bit weirded out, it makes the promo a bit less relatable for those. Never seen Roman blast out on the mic as hard as he did, his enthusiasm was higher than ever, really liked that. Cena amped up his irl shitposting, the things he said he might as well shitpost here on /wooo/. Overall, very interested in their No Mercy match now.
On another note, I want to see Cena vs Samoa Joe. Based off last week I thought maybe Joe would make his presence felt in this whole thing but I guess not. Wonder what's the plan for him now, didn't show up today along.
No.75921
>>75919
That's pretty much how I feel, I enjoyed it for the most part and cean's shitposting is fun but there was too "hey guys this is real". This is the sort of shit that people usually make fun of wcw for.
Joe is injured, will be back in about a month.
No.75922
>>75921
>This is the sort of shit that people usually make fun of wcw for.
it's also the sort of shit that people usually praise CM Punk for
really makes you think
No.75923
>>75919
I guess a backstage "this kid just doesn't have it" burial like he did with Corbin wasn't enough. He had to tell the whole world live how shit Roman is. It was surreal but amazing. John knows he's on his way out and he gives 0 fucks now. He definitely went a tad too far though, especially using the term "heel turn". Even casuals know wrestling's a work though so they probably thought it was pretty crazy that Cena would break the 4th wall like he did. The Massive Mutt will probably still stand tall at No Mercy though. Unless Cena just conVince™d Vince™ that Roman doesn't have what it takes to be champ (if such a thing is possible).
No.75924
It's pretty weird seeing Lesnar getting this manhandled. I guess the rumors of him leaving is true and Vince™ decided he'll job to Strowman?
No.75925
>>75924
Nah this is just Paul booking his opponents strong, same thing happened with Joe.
No.75928
>>75722
Came here to check these Paige is a loser dubs.
No.75933
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>>75919
Maybe he does shitpost here.
>>75923
>conVince™™d Vince™™
kek
No.76134
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>>75923
>Cena heel turn
He's said it before but in a comedic manner. This time he looked totally serious, didn't even have his goofy smile when he said it.
Roman has lost all his PPV matches since WM33, I can't imagine him beating Cena at No Mercy, because if he does that then I'd say that a Universal Title shot is next for him and we know that will happen at WM34 unless they really change plans. Plus Roman beating Cena would be too symbolic and it feels too early for that moment to happen. Might be saving it for a bigger event.
No.76175
>>76134
Cena is definitely going over at No Mercy.
The plan might be for Roman to get his win back next year at SummerSlam, but something tells me Cena will be hurting a bit and need some time off by then, brother.
No.76201
>>76185
>>76175
Wish I could photoshop for shit. I tried.
No.76202
>>76201
original images if anyone wants to do better.