/wooo/ - Pro Wrestling

>Match ends with the winner hitting his finisher the only time in the match and that's it, no kickout

Also make submission finishers useful, right now only Joe's coquina clutch is a deadly one and it's the first deadly submission move in a long time.

I feel like this basic one rarely happens, even Cena's AA is so underpowered now, that people kick out of it.

>I Quit match ends with the heel's associates piping in a sound bite of the face saying "I quit" through the sound system

they did this to Foley once I think

>>75117

Coquina Clutch is one of the stupidest looking chokes ever tbh. I don't understand why pro wrestling chokes are always so goddamn weak looking. It's like they're trying not to be convincing whatsoever. Maybe it's just because I train MMA that it bothers me so much but it's really fucking irritating and screws with my suspension of disbelief. Another good example is the Tazmission. The Katahajime is a legitimate killer choke in Judo because of the leverage provided from grabbing onto the Gi, but in Pro Wrestling where there's often nothing to grab onto, it just looks retarded.

>>75145

>Tazmission

that takes me back. I remember wrestling with the other guys on the schoolyard when wrestling was a new thing in Finland. one of them was like "I'm gonna put you in the Tazmission and make you cry like a bitch!"

then he put me in it and I asked him if he was doing it right because I wasn't feeling any pain or anything. that's when we started wondering if maybe these wrestlers aren't doing it for real.

>>75150

>that takes me back. I remember wrestling with the other guys on the schoolyard when wrestling was a new thing in Finland. one of them was like "I'm gonna put you in the Tazmission and make you cry like a bitch!"

I remember that time when, while playing on the school's backyard, one of my friends put me on a sharpshooter

Holy hell my legs still remember the pain

>>75145

Wrestling isn't real man, you expect people to actually choke each other out with the risk of death?

>>75156

Well the worst you can get from a sharpshooter is being a bit uncomfy.

>>75118

>Did this once to Foley

I bolieve you are correct

>>75160

Lies. Sharpshooter hurts like a bitch when it's sunk in.

>Feud

>Face v Face turned Heel

>Two friends, possibly a mentor/student situation where one gets envious of the other's success or feels like the other is stealing their thunder

>Large buildup, backstage ass kickings, decent promos

>Declare Win or Go Home match to settle feud

>Match is a spotfest, but not so much that it gets annoying

>FtH hits finisher

>Has face down for easy three count

>Grins

>Counts the three himself without pinning

>Walks off into the sunset, loses by countout

>Face wakes up to hear bell ring and be declared victor

I feel like it could be a pretty good way to retire someone who's been beloved for a long time. They lose, but they go out looking like they still got it.

>>75157

Are you retarded or just illiterate? I was clearly speaking about how the chokes look fake as hell and unconvincing, I never said I expected them to actually choke each other out with them. There's an obvious fucking difference.