No.74215
>Universal Champion Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns vs. Samoa Joe vs. Braun Strowman (Fatal 4-Way Match)
The Universal Championship will be decided in a Fatal 4-Way Match when Brock Lesnar defends his title against Roman Reigns, Samoa Joe and Braun Strowman at SummerSlam tonight.
>WWE Champion Jinder Mahal vs. Shinsuke Nakamura
At The Biggest Event of The Summer, The Artist Known as Shinsuke Nakamura will look to earn the biggest victory of his career when challengers WWE Champion Jinder Mahal tonight.
>John Cena vs. Baron Corbin
With their personal score escalating, John Cena and Baron Corbin will square off at SummerSlam in a match that could alter the shape of SmackDown LIVE.
>United States Champion AJ Styles vs. Kevin Owens (Shane McMahon as special guest referee)
The SmackDown LIVE Commissioner will call the latest clash between United States Champion AJ Styles and Kevin Owens at SummerSlam.
>Raw Tag Team Champions Cesaro & Sheamus vs. Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins
The former Shield brothers have a giant opportunity at SummerSlam when they challenge Cesaro & Sheamus for the Raw Tag Team Championship.
>Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss vs. Sasha Banks
At SummerSlam, Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss will look to lose her illustrious title against Sasha Banks – streaming live on WWE Network tonight.
>SmackDown Women’s Champion Naomi vs. Natalya
Third-generation Superstar Natalya attempts to capture the SmackDown Women’s Champion from Naomi at SummerSlam tonight.
>Randy Orton vs. Rusev
Randy Orton will lock horns with Rusev at The Biggest Event of the Summer, streaming live on the award-winning WWE Network tonight, with a special start time of 7 ET/4 PT.
>Big Show vs. Big Cass (with Enzo Amore suspended above the ring in a Shark Cage)
Everyone knew that Enzo Amore’s split with Big Cass was huge news, but perhaps no one could have predicted it would lead to such a gigantic showdown at The Biggest Event of The Summer.
>"The Demon" Finn Bálor vs. Bray Wyatt
Bray Wyatt’s mind games might have brought out the fire inside Finn Bálor as the two enigmatic Superstars meet in a highly-anticipated rematch tonight at SummerSlam.
>SmackDown Tag Team Champions The New Day vs. The Usos (Kickoff Match)
Can Kofi Kingston, Big E & Xavier Woods stop that “Day One Ish” of The Usos in the same fucking match they've had a thousand times at SummerSlam Kickoff tonight?
>The Hardy Boyz & Jason Jordan Vs. The Miz & The Miztourage (Kickoff Match)
After weeks of skirmishes and altercations, Jason Jordan will team up with The Hardy Boyz to take on The Miz and his Miztourage at SummerSlam Kickoff.
>WWE Cruiserweight Champion Akira Tozawa vs. Neville (SummerSlam Kickoff Match)
Following Akira Tozawa’s incredible victory over Neville on Monday Night Raw to capture the WWE Cruiserweight Championship, The King of the Cruiserweights will get his opportunity to reclaim his crown at at SummerSlam Kickoff!
>BROKEN Hardys vs Miztourage is on the same level as loserweights and the same boring smackdown tag team match
No.74217
No.74218
I think I'm most curious about how Corbin/Cena goes down in front of that Brooklyn crowd. 'Free Agent' John Cena's been pretty well received lately and the hardcores will no doubt pick up on any flub on Corbin's part…
No.74220
>>74217
If Ramen wins, I will shit in a box and mail it to Vince™.
No.74222
>>74218
>free agent
>only does smackdown
>still somehow popular
Bets on match outcomes?
>Universal Champion Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns vs. Samoa Joe vs. Braun Strowman
I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU
>WWE Champion Jinder Mahal vs. Shinsuke Nakamura
Nakamura
>John Cena vs. Baron Corbin
Cenawinslol
>United States Champion AJ Styles vs. Kevin Owens (Shane McMahon as special guest referee)
Shane wins
>Raw Tag Team Champions Cesaro & Sheamus vs. Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins
2/3 Shield
>Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss vs. Sasha Banks
Botcha Marks
>SmackDown Women’s Champion Naomi vs. Natalya
glowynigger
>Randy Orton vs. Rusev
I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD
>Big Show vs. Big Cass (with Enzo Amore suspended above the ring in a Shark Cage)
Big Cass goes over
>"The Demon" Finn Bálor vs. Bray Wyatt
Bray eats the pin
>SmackDown Tag Team Champions The New Day vs. The Usos (Kickoff Match)
Who gives a fuck? new gay
>The Hardy Boyz & Jason Jordan Vs. The Miz & The Miztourage (Kickoff Match)
Hardys Bo turns on Miz and Curtis Axel, leaves the ring in anger, appears on RAW the next day as a member of the Wyatt family
>WWE Cruiserweight Champion Akira Tozawa vs. Neville (SummerSlam Kickoff Match)
Elf btfo
No.74225
>>74220
at least Ramen shows up more than three times a year
I'd prefere BRAAAAAPPPP tho
No.74226
>Tfw the only two matches that I even give half a shit about in this 6 hour abomination are the elf vs the monkey beating jap and the new merch vs bix noods for titles that no one gives a shit about, on the preshow no less
State of the summerfest
No.74227
>THE BIGGEST EVENT OF THE SUMMER
Mayweather vs Mcgregor is next
No.74229
>Biggest event of the summer
>Happens at the tail end of summer
I can't be the only one whose autism is tickled by this can I? They should swap this with battleground.
No.74230
>>74229
makes sense for the biggest event to be near the end. better to go out with a bang and all that.
No.74235
>>74222 (Checked)
>Bo turns on Miz and Curtis Axel, leaves the ring in anger, appears on RAW the next day as a member of the Wyatt family
TRIPS CONFIRMS IT, BO WYATT SOON
No.74237
>>74235
ABSOLUTELY
HAPPENING
I'd rather it be the Wyatt Brothers though instead of another family. Have Bray and Bo as a solid tag team since creative has fuck all for them as singles competitors and the tag division needs more teams. Still have them be spooky of course though.
No.74238
>>74222
>Bets on match outcomes?
>Universal Champion Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns vs. Samoa Joe vs. Braun Strowman
Joe
>WWE Champion Jinder Mahal vs. Shinsuke Nakamura
THE MAHARAJA due to fuckery from the two little poos
>John Cena vs. Baron Corbin
Corbin fucking destroys Cena for fucking up his cash in
>United States Champion AJ Styles vs. Kevin Owens (Shane McMahon as special guest referee)
AJ retains in some way that makes KO hate Shane, setting up KO vs Shane
>Raw Tag Team Champions Cesaro & Sheamus vs. Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins
Fist bumpers
>Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss vs. Bliss retains. Possible Nia fuckery. Maybe even Bayley fuckery.
>SmackDown Women’s Champion Naomi vs. Natalya
Naomi although I really think Natty deserves it.
>Randy Orton vs. Rusev
Tough call. Orton has lost a lot of his past PPV matches so I'm guessing RKO OUTTA NOWHERE MAGGLE. Rusev really could use the win though. Maybe Lana distraction?
>Big Show vs. Big Cass (with Enzo Amore suspended above the ring in a Shark Cage)
Big Cass. Show winning would just be retarded.
>"The Demon" Finn Bálor vs. Bray Wyatt
Finn uses his overpowered demon buffs to win unless Bo interferes
>SmackDown Tag Team Champions The New Day vs. The Usos (Kickoff Match)
New Day and don't you dare be sour
>The Hardy Boyz & Jason Jordan Vs. The Miz & The Miztourage (Kickoff Match)
Hardys use their woken brilliance to win
>WWE Cruiserweight Champion Akira Tozawa vs. Neville (SummerSlam Kickoff Match)
Tozawa. I don't see the title changing hands on the preshow. Neville should go to the UK show if that shit even ever happens.
No.74244
Better Predictions Than The Others ITT
Pre-Show
>The King of the Elves wins back the Loserweight Championship from some shouting monkey midget.
<The New Day beats The Usos to retain the SD Tag Titles.
>The Hardyz & Jason Jordan beat The Miztourage. No one becomes BROKEN.
Main Show
<Sheamus & Cesaro beat 2/3 Shield to retain the Raw Tag Titles because Rollins and Ambrose don't need them.
>Big Cass beats Big Show with help from Gallows & Anderson and I'm bored just typing that.
<Rusev beats Orton because Orton apparently loves jobbing these days.
>Finn Balor beats Bray Wyatt because Triple H thinks he's so great for whatever reason.
<Some sort of McMahon fuckery ruins Styles vs. Owens; no contest or DQ finish.
>Baron Corbin beats John Cena 100% clean. I doubt that shit they pulled with the failed cash in means his push is dead. Rather, I think someone backstage knew it was too early for him to win the title.
<Alexa Bliss beats Sasha Banks to retain the Raw Pissbreak Championship. Hopefully a spanking or two in this one.
>Shinsuke Nakamura beats Jinder Mahal to win the WWE Championship. I haven't enjoyed Nakamura's WWE run and disagree with the decision, but it seems inevitable.
<Natalya beats Naomi to win the SD Pissbreak Championship. Not expecting a cash in because WWE doesn't let anyone get shit in their hometown.
>Bork Lazer retains the Championship of the Universe by pinning Reigns because that makes Roman an “underdog” for WrestleMania, and certainly the fans will love that this time. **I'd have it be Triple H walks out and casually lays out Lesnar, Reigns and Strowman, then hands the title to Joe. Because that's best for business, and what's best for business is what's best for business.
No.74246
>>74244
WWE is touring in India in September so I guess Jinder will win, or justvretain via DQ or whatever. Unless they plan on Nakamura winning it and then Jinder winning the title back on in India.
No.74249
No.74251
>No dedicated thread for Takeover
>Thread for Summersham made nice and early
No.74253
>>74251
It's not cool to like nxt anymore HHH.
No.74254
>>74253
it's not about coolness. it's that NXT has been stale as fuck for like a year now.
No.74256
>Universal Champion Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns vs. Samoa Joe vs. Braun Strowman (Fatal 4-Way Match)
Strowman wins when Taker comes out and kicks Roman in the nuts and makes him (Strowman) his new disciple
>WWE Champion Jinder Mahal vs. Shinsuke Nakamura
Poo man wins via little poo men interference
>John Cena vs. Baron Corbin
Cena wins because Corbin is in the doghouse
>United States Champion AJ Styles vs. Kevin Owens (Shane McMahon as special guest referee)
Styles wins with shenanigans due to Shane and it sets up an Owens vs Shane feud that only the most die-hard WWE fans can care about
>Raw Tag Team Champions Cesaro & Sheamus vs. Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins
Cesaro and Sheamus win but Ambrose and Rollins look good in defeat
>Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss vs. Sasha Banks
Bliss wins via the help of big girl
>SmackDown Women’s Champion Naomi vs. Natalya
Naomi wins with her lame new submission move in a submission filled match that WWE thinks is clever. No cash-in because Corbin just cashed his in.
>Randy Orton vs. Rusev
Orton gets a win after losing to Poo man 3 times
>Big Show vs. Big Cass (with Enzo Amore suspended above the ring in a Shark Cage)
BEEG wins because Enzo has a microphone in the cage and spits bantz at Big Ass during the whole match. I will bet anything that Enzo will have a mic in that cage.
>"The Demon" Finn Bálor vs. Bray Wyatt
DEMON KING returns and beats Spooky Fat Man
>SmackDown Tag Team Champions The New Day vs. The Usos (Kickoff Match)
Shuck and Jive Negroes beat the Urban Usos. Could be a good match.
>The Hardy Boyz & Jason Jordan Vs. The Miz & The Miztourage (Kickoff Match)
Who cares? If I had to guess, the team with Jordan on it.
>WWE Cruiserweight Champion Akira Tozawa vs. Neville (SummerSlam Kickoff Match)
Tozawa retains. Probably will be MOTN, sadly.
I've predicted interferences in three of tonight's title matches. Sounds stupid, but this is WWE.
No.74257
>>74256
>Taker comes out
oh god no. this would be worse than Brock retaining
No.74258
>>74257
It boggles my mind that people actually want the undertaker to return. He should've retired after mania 30.
No.74259
Prepare for be buried baron
No.74260
No.74262
>Fatal 4-Way
Either Brock retains to WM34 or he drops the title tonight and goes back to MMA. Doesn't matter who wins, as long as Vince™ still has his head up his ass Roman will come out of the victor of any feud storylines they write in the wake of this fight. It just depends how blatantly they want to continue his push.
>WWE Title Match
The WWE title hasn't seen the last of Jinder, I'm not telling you that for nothing. Either Shinsuke will win it tonight and Jinder will take it back at some bumfuck house show in time for his Indian tour or Jinder will retain via DQ or clean win.
>Cena/Corbin
I feel they're doing to Cena what WCW tried to do to Benoit in 2000; giving him the win to entice him to return to the company or burying him to punish him for leaving. Whoever loses, WWE wins.
>US Championship Match
Owens so that they can continue this two-man reign of terror for as long as possible. If they wanted to be exciting albeit slightly predictable they'd have saved Corbin's MITB cash-in till tonight so that he could pull a Rollins, but alas. I'm wondering if they've already took this into account and have plans to make Shane the champion fucking do it I dare ya
>Raw Tag Team Match
Cesaro & Sheamus in order to continue their push. Shie (66% shield) will lose and Ambrose/Rollins will blame the other, starting a feud.
>Bliss/Banks
Banks in order to push blm subversion. Bliss being the kike she is will happily go along with it.
>Naomi/Natalya
Who cares? WHO cares, he's Nat's father after all Most likely Naomi due to point mentioned above.
>Orton/Rusev
Rusev's become a barometer at the back of the roster; Orton to win in order to get back at Jinder's throat once more.
>Cass/Show
They're currently burying Show in order to get him to retire once and for all, something that both Vince™ and the marks so desperately want, and pushing Cass in the wake of his split from Enzo Amore. I wonder who would win in this scenario?
>Bálor/Wyatt
Bálor will win, and either join the Wyatt family or become part of a rival family, if you will. Maybe he'll become the Hardys' protege.
>Smackdown Tag Team Match
Who gives a fuck at this point, really? Not even gonna predict this one.
>3 on 3 Match
They're going to push Jordan by having him win this. That's all that matters at this point.
>Cruiserweight Title Match
Either I'm thinking of someone else or Tozawa's still signed to another company and competing in WWE under a specific stipulation like how Lesnar fought at UFC 200? If that's the case Neville's going to win for sure. For as long as Vince™ continues to breathe on this Earth he never wants another Blayze situation ever.
No.74263
>>74262
>Banks in order to push blm subversion. Bliss being the kike she is will happily go along with it.
Cannot wait for the Blisstard salt
No.74264
>>74263
I can't wait for all the shitty social justice-BLM-Feminist promors that will be all over the place either.
No.74265
I'm probably going to get shit for asking this, but I'm assuming streams are a no-no now, huh?
No.74266
>>74253
>le ebin famous person is on /wooo/ meme
NXT constantly btfos main roster garbage
No.74267
>>74265
Just get on taima brother
No.74268
No.74269
>>74266
>Being this buttblasted
I was actually joking and think nxt ppv are better but your autism makes it harder to agree with you.
>>74265
This isn't reddit m8 you can talk about streams all you want. Go on taima before it gets full.
No.74270
>>74257
Taker was seen getting on a plane heading for NYC. He hasn't been at any Axess events so I'm betting we see him in some form tonight.
No.74271
what happened to the posts of all the streams and shit?
No.74272
>>74256
>>74238
>>74222
>Joe or Strowman winning
Are you people serious?
>>74256
>Taker comes out and makes Strowman his disciple
WHAT
>>74262
He doesn't need to leave WWE to compete in UFC. He's never around to begin with.
No.74273
>>74265
>>74271
>not subscribing to the WWE Network for only $9.99 a month with your first month free
No.74274
>>74273
I already did that. Albeit with a different company.
No.74275
the "good" brothers arent even on the preshow
No.74276
>>74251
Why not be the change you want to see in the world, faggot. Make the thread yourself.
No.74277
>>74251
There was a dedicated thread to it though.
No.74278
>>74275
They're BEEG cass's enchmen now. they're going to run in during his match to get tossed around by the big show and get cass the victory.
The JUST club is reaching levels of JUST not thought possible.
No.74281
>>74280
Wasn't Scotty banned from WWE events after threatening to beat the shit out of Hulk Hogan?
No.74282
>>74280
>WWE wrestlers don't have to wait till Monday for solar eclipse
>They are blocked 365 days a year by that #sonofabitch
Oh shit, BPP comin' through with the sick bantz. It's only made better by the fact that I read it in his voice.
No.74283
God, I missed Lita. At least she tries not to phone shit in, and doesn't look smashed like King or JBL.
No.74284
Why is the aj vs owens feud still happening? It's so fucking bad.
Btw BO can you please unblock tor? I'm not the guy that got banned in the first place.
No.74285
>>74283
Yeah, I miss her breasts too.
No.74286
>50 people in the crowd
Bore Dallas btfo
No.74287
>>74285
Yea, who am I kidding? At least her breasts don't come in stoned and smashed like Lawler (or do they?).
No.74288
>Sold out
<Lots of empty seats
Cole, are you even trying?
No.74289
>>74287
Would it matter? They're still great.
No.74290
No.74291
>>74288
J-just wait until the show actually starts!
No.74292
Bo is gonna get pinned by Jason Angle
No.74294
>>74293
"Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to summerslam tomorrow."
No.74295
Why is the aj vs owens feud still happening? It's so fucking bad.
Btw BO can you please unblock tor? I'm not the guy that got banned in the first place.
No.74296
>Last week I was watching the G1 finals
>This week I'm watching summefest
I-I'm sure it will be just as good right?
No.74297
>>74296
>Watching Japanese midgets killing themselves in a bingo hall
No.74298
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>74296
Yeah, we should ditch this show to watch some Kenta Kobashi matches.
No.74300
BO WYATT WITH THE PPV VICTORY
No.74301
>>74294
>Some of you are alright
<I know one
No.74302
>>74298
late 80's/90's AJPW threads when?
No.74303
The Two Hour Pre Show has started correct? Not that I'm watching two hours of that bullshit, but we're on track, right?
No.74304
>>74303
>
>
>The Two Hour Pre Show has started correct? Not that I'm watching two hours of that bullshit, but we're on track, right?
yes
>Jason Jordan's Push is already over
No.74305
>>74302
Just watched Kobashi vs Misawa 2003 for the first time. Why did no one tell me about this shit?
No.74306
The rollins ambrose storyline is literally a yaoi doujin.
No.74307
>>74306
When do they assfuck each other
No.74309
>>74304
That's a dude right?
No.74310
>>74265
>>74271
Streams are fine, I (OP) don't know any working ones and all the links I used to copy/paste from old threads ended up being duds so I don't post them anymore. Post 'em if you have 'em, as long as they work and aren't honeypots.
>>74285
Can you blame The King? he was wrestling in and commentating in the best times of wrestling and he has to see the absolute state of the modern WWE.
No.74313
Who the fuck is Vic Joseph?
No.74314
>>74309
>When do they assfuck each other
No.74316
Who's watching this episode of 205 live?
No.74317
>>74312
>title matches in regular shows or house shows: bad
>title matches in PPVs: bad
There's just no pleasing you, is there?
No.74318
>>74317
>Beeg vs Cass on main show
>Cruiserweight title and SD tag titles on preshow
No.74319
No.74320
>>74317
What can I say I hate fun.
No.74321
>>74314
>>74310
You both replied to the wrong dude.
No.74322
>>74321
>You both replied to the wrong dude.
No.74323
>>74318
>he thinks loserweights and the same fucking downsyndrome tag team match for the thousandth time deserve being on the main show
No.74324
>>74322
You pointy ears never learn.
No.74325
No.74327
Elf got his title back, what a waste of time.
No.74328
>Neville Red Arrow onto Tozawa's ass
No.74329
>Unbeated champ for god knows how long
>Loses
>Wins title back a few days later
Well worth ending neville's streak wwe, good job well done.
No.74330
Thanks for holding on to that belt Tozawa. Maybe you'll get it back tomorrow night.
No.74332
>Lawler shits on the jew
kek
No.74333
>Elias appears
>his mic is BROKEN
No.74334
No.74335
No.74336
>>74332
That sounded like the most genuine thing he might have said in a PPV yet. You could tell he was pissed.
>I'm gonna walk out as a Champion
Good luck avoiding pissed off fans, Ramen.
No.74337
No.74338
So no one came out to beat up elias? Strange.
No.74339
>>74338
<Some NERD yelled fuck you or something around those lines
<Crowd actually cheers
Lol
No.74340
>Carmella and memesworth are shitting on the jew too
KEK
No.74341
>Ellsworth BTFO of Rosenberg
No.74342
>Carmellas outfit
Fuuuck i dont wanna fap yet
No.74343
>>74340
<Jew is triggered
More lol
No.74344
Holy Shit, Lawler is really going out of his way to shit on the bald jew.
No.74345
>the two minipoos clapping is the literal equivalent of the number of people that cheer for pooman in the ring
No.74346
>Don't have a crappy fest to go to?
<Don't you have a crappy podcast to go to?
Daaamn
No.74348
>both the jew and the king are shilling for the pooman to win
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.74349
>>74305
I hope you watched all their matches before that one.
No.74350
>>74349
I'm sorry. I'll go do that later.
>>74347
WEW
No.74351
you'd think they sell bc merch at the stadiums with all these shirts popping up
No.74352
>>74351
>not wearing Ingobernables merch
No.74353
No.74354
>>74352
does such a thing even exist?
No.74355
>>74352
>Los Ingobernables merch
>not wearing Taguchi Japan merch
No.74356
>>74352
you will probably get deported wearing that
No.74357
>>74354
Yeah NJPW shit at hot topic.
No.74358
>they unpersoned hogan and kicked him out of the hall of fame for the leaked sex tape and his desire for his daughter to date and marry within his own race
>they still show him in advertisements for the network
No.74359
>>74358
He's coming back brother
No.74360
>3 man tag team
>locked in an eternal feud with a two man tag team
>always one member that just stands there
No.74361
>>74352
>>74355
>Not wearing Suzuki gun merch
No.74362
>the hidden tag spot
>because it's the new gay he's psychic and magically knows it happened and beats the other guy too
No.74363
No.74364
Why the balls was this on the pre show?
No.74365
No.74366
>>74364
GOTTA MAKE ROOM FOR BIG SHOW AND CASS DAMNIT
No.74367
>>74362
smash whoever is on the apron
>Psychic
No.74368
>>74366
You could move Orton and Rusev to the pre show.
No.74369
>>74367
>suddenly know someone's behind you when you're looking at the guy in front of you
No.74370
>Enzo Sucksmore is in a KFC commercial
>Cucky Lynch wants the colonel to be a woman for muh divershitty
No.74371
>Wwe is so poor they need to do ads like these on the pre show.
Can I have some laughing Okada™s?
No.74372
>Shawn Michaels makes a surprise appearance in the ring
>dressed as colonel sanders for product placement
No.74373
Is HBK really THIS desperate for a paycheck?
No.74375
Best Summerslam coming through.
No.74376
>>74373
he wants the spotlight, and to hear the crowd pop. Not Money.
No.74377
No.74378
>Braun scares heyman off just by being there
WEW
No.74380
If they're gonna shill KFC, they should have had a special Southpaw Regional Wrestling skit.
No.74381
>free livestream ended
I guess that's all of summerslam for me.
No.74382
>>74381
http://taima.tv/r/wooo
Here's your spoonfed stream your faggot.
No.74383
>>74381
doesn't really get any better from there tbh
No.74384
This has to be one of the gayest openings to any WWE ppv
No.74385
>>74380
hopefully we get a Southpaw PPV someday
>>74382
>not woooalt
No.74386
>>74385
>Not liking meme macros
No.74387
>>74385
>>not woooalt
Not him but is there a difference?
No.74388
Man listen to that absolute nothing for Baron Coldsteel. How are you up against Cean and STILL not get a pop?
No.74389
>>74387
no meme macros and less people
No.74390
>Internet shat itself during KFC Shawn
>Gonna take 1000 hours to reconnect
thanks
No.74392
>>74391
Gotta arrive early brother, theres over 1000 Taimamaniacs connected
No.74393
>>74387
wooo is wwe
woooalt is nxt
>>74391
come to the independent circuit
http://taima.tv/r/woooalt/
No.74394
I really like this cocky Cena
No.74395
>have to change page permissions on noscript when the taima stream switches over to the actual show
>now can't get back in because this refreshed the page
kms tbh
No.74396
I went from not caring to just feeling sory for corbin.
No.74397
>>74390
Perhaps you should take this time to go and get yourself a bucket of delicious KFC Georgia Gold Chicken. It's the perfect companion dish to SummerSlam! Make sure you're watching it on the WWE Network for only $10 a month!
No.74398
No.74399
Did Cena transplant the hair from the back of his head to the front?
No.74400
No.74401
>doesn't play on any browser when it does load
>asks to run some honeypot script and the "view the script" link doesn't work
Great site.
No.74402
>>74397
Why do I feel that this is a certain someone trying to sell me on these things
No.74403
Why is JBL shilling for Cena?
No.74404
>>74403
JBL has been shilling Cena for years
No.74405
wait
what the fuck
Microsoft Edge™ makes it actually work.
No.74406
Jhon is two for two recently
No.74407
>>74404
I know but I just want to know why?
No.74408
>>74402
BUY THE DAMN CHICKEN AND STOP STEALING MY PAY PER VIEWS!
No.74409
>Stream works but chat is frozen
JUST
No.74410
>>74407
because it's his job to be Vince™'s mouthpiece on commentary
No.74412
the city state of baron corbin
No.74413
No.74414
Here's your winner and the new member of the JUST club baron corbin.
No.74415
Time to go to the indie leagues.
No.74416
And Baron Corbin was never heard from again.
No.74417
Is that Ross Mandell on the front row
No.74418
baron shouldn't have talked shit on twitter
his push is over
No.74419
>>74417
I asked Ross Mandell to come round
No.74420
>Another commercial
Wwe plz, just plz.
No.74421
>>74417
Wasn't that Jeff Ross
No.74422
>rocket league
>neville in his gay community outfit wins
No.74423
>Piss break match
>Dont care who wins
>Dont even care about a cash in
GG SD womyn's division. The title looks like shit too.
No.74425
>taima chat
>bunch of newfag faggots that don't know how to greentext doing it just so their message stays out
Namefags, not even once.
No.74426
>>74423
>Not wanting to see Carmella in that delicious outfit she has on
Are you a member of a certain community?
No.74427
>>74424
Anderson's getting the SRW push brother. Baron's being buried
No.74428
>>74425
>Be new in a place
>Call people in that place new
KEK
No.74429
>>74428
>defending misuse of greentext
No.74430
>>74426
Alright you made me care a little.
No.74431
>>74424
Sadly i'd say Baron. The Bullet Club guys never really had a huge push behind them, their push got interrupted before it even got off the ground when Balor got hurt, combined with that disastrous Old Day promo. Corbin was on the verge of getting a big push and flamed out.
No.74432
>Natalya tells quiet crowd to shut up
No.74433
Also just noticed it's the same old RAW set
No.74434
>>74433
No, it's the Smackdown set.
No.74435
Glow time is for niggers.
No.74436
THIS ISN'T HOW YOU GREENTEXT FUCKING NEWFAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY STREAAAAAAAM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.74438
No.74439
That match had exactly one cool spot.
No.74440
>botch a counter and possibly injure the challenger's neck
>tap out in the next submission
No.74441
GET CARAMEL OUT HER DAMMIT
No.74442
Whelp, didn't see this one coming. Wonder where this is headed.
No.74443
>Only MILF-aged woman in the Smackdown Women's Division wins
Is /ara/ doing the booking?
No.74444
>No cash in
YAAAAAWWWWNNNN
No.74445
And then Natalya yanks all of Naomi's lights off the belt and decorates it with cat stickers.
No.74446
>>74440
What do you expect from a stripper tier nigger bitch honestly?
No.74449
TELL ME ABOUT BLISS, WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK
No.74450
>No Mercy PPV is going to be pussified and feminized
No.74451
IT'S TIME FOR CREDENZA POTPOURRI TO GET IN TEH CAGE
No.74452
>>74444
>Quads say Caramel cashes in before the night is over.
No.74453
>>74443
Isn't Snuka /ara/ tier too
No.74454
can Caramel lady cash in on the Horse vs Waifu match
No.74455
>>74453
She's 35 iirc. I'd smother myself in those titties though. It's a pity she's a rug muncher.
No.74456
>>74454
Don't you mean horse vs horse?
No.74457
>>74454
Get ready for the horse to btfo bliss
Thats what you fags get for shitting on Baeley so much
No.74458
No.74459
I HATE THIS WIGGER SO FUCKING MUCH
No.74461
>>74459
I like only because he triggers the entire thin skinned locker room.
No.74462
>the real Queen b
Uh oh, he shouldn'a oughta said that, the Beyhive is about to climb all the way up his ass. And maybe some Nicki fans anciliary like.
No.74463
>>74458
Do you have actual proof that Bliss is a kike other than her last name being Kaufmann?
No.74464
No.74465
Had to check on my brother's cat. Did I miss anything after the shitty Elf match?
No.74466
No.74467
No.74468
No.74469
>>74457
Kek, nigger please. Alexa isn't giving up the belt to the niggerspic SJW horse. She'll drop it to the gigantic fat Samoan bitch for sure.
No.74470
>>74465
The tag match is worth checking out later.
No.74471
>>74467
It started at 7PM you fucking retard.
No.74472
No.74473
>>74472
MOVE OVER NEW STARS!
No.74474
>>74471
I was talking about the enzo promo.
No.74475
>>74454
I bolieve you can only cash in on your brand's championship as that's what the contracts for.
No.74476
>>74474
Oh. Apologies. I'm pretty annoyed right now seeing Enzo on the screen tbh.
No.74477
Soooo, what's the end goal of this match, whoever wins gets to take Enzo home and make sweet homo love to his boipuss?
No.74478
>Cass is just jobbing out so far
No.74479
>>74476
BUT IT'S FUNNY DAMN IT! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LOVE HI- OH WAIT, FUCK THAT GUY!
No.74481
No.74482
Did Booker just call this Monday Night RAW
No.74483
>>74477 (checked)
This is a battle for the wigger anus.
No.74484
It doesn't look that crowded tonight.
No.74485
>>74484
BUT ITS SOLD OUT ANON
No.74486
Corey Graves has been 100% based on this subject, he's been calling Enzo a useless faggot from the beginning.
No.74487
No.74488
TYPICAL WIGGER, CHEATING LIKE THE NIGGERS HE EMULATES
No.74489
And this match went to the shitter.
No.74490
No.74491
>>74480
>>74483
Oh shit, Enzo 's getting nekkid, he can't even wait for the rampant buttfucking–
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
No.74492
>>74486
He's also shit on the Hard match when the crowd was dead.
No.74493
No.74494
>enzo cheats
>Cass still wins clean
No.74495
AND HE'S SEVEN FOOT TALL AND YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT
No.74496
>someone actually wins in their hometown
>it's in a match where literally no one cares about the outcome
No.74497
>All these commercials on the wwe network
Wwe really isnt doing too well isnt it?
No.74498
>Cena commercial
<Literally a message shitting on the WWE Backlash
<For shitty deodorant
Oh Cena…
No.74499
Daniel Bryan looks like he smells like vegan anal lube.
No.74500
When did Summerslam start? At 7?
No.74501
>Our match is better, it has jinder
No.74502
>>74500
Started 2 months ago
No.74503
>YES NO YES NO YES NO YES NO
wew
No.74504
>Randy has a match tonight
I forgot about this entirely
No.74505
You guys ready for another Ru Ru burial :(
No.74506
>all these boring matches in a row
No.74507
THE SLEEPING COBRA, RANDY BORETON
PREPARE YOUR PILLOWS
No.74508
Look at this NERD not even watching what he's shitting on.
No.74509
>>74508
Tell him that I say he should choke to death on nigger semen.
No.74510
>Three matches so far
>All boring
>Here comes randy
No.74511
>rusev botches the match already
FIRED
No.74512
No.74514
No.74516
No.74517
>>74505
That's even worse than I expected. Poor ruru what did he do?
No.74519
>>74513
That wasn't even a match. Wtf?! This justified 6 fucking hours?!
No.74520
Rusev got buried worse than Corbin lel
No.74523
>RuRu will never go to New Japan
No.74524
No.74527
Oh shit, I;m so sorry guys. I knew it would be a burial, but I made it worse ;-;
No.74528
>taima NERDs are crying about naomi losing
kek
No.74529
This WWE2k18 bullshit is going to be absolutely dumpster tier.
No.74530
>>74526
>ywn have Lana to come home to
No.74531
No.74532
Anyone else getting absolutely shit buffering on woooalt?
>>74526
RuRu is so fucking innocent, we don't deserve him.
No.74533
No.74534
No.74535
>Bailey shows up
>BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Having fun yet Bailey poster?
No.74536
Now this is a burial i wanna see
No.74537
No.74538
Rip Alexis's title reign.
>>74534
>>74535
Lol
No.74539
No.74540
>tuned just in time for Rusev jobbing and womyn
No.74541
>Horse dressed as a male peacock
No.74542
No.74543
You could see the regret in Sasha's eyes half way to the ring
No.74544
No.74545
>Shitty fucking creative team ruining Bayley
No.74546
>women wrestling entrance is so boring and worthless the international announcers are being shown instead
No.74547
No.74548
>Jap and Hindu commentators next to eachother
wonder who gets to mark out in the wwe championship match
No.74550
No.74551
Alexafags ready to lose the title?
No.74552
>Cheers for Alexa
<Muted by Dunn
Heh
No.74553
>>74549
Who got a webm of her weird promo
>I need it for related reasons
No.74555
>sasha booed
someone call peta this is animal abuse.
No.74556
Where can I buy alexa's used underwear?
No.74557
>>74545
>being this delusional about a spic slam pig botch artist
No.74558
Don't even like bliss, but I can't stand banks
No.74559
No.74560
>there's a reason they call her "five feet of fury"
because she's a womanlet
No.74561
>>74557
>Liking the jew womanlet
No.74562
>people actually pay ninenineynine for this shit
No.74563
>alexa doing shit she never does on RAM
No.74564
>>74561
I'll ask again since you ignored earlier, do you have a shred of evidence that Bliss is a kike other than her last name being Kaufmann?
No.74565
>>74562
I'd rather just give njpw world 20$ tbh.
No.74566
>autistic screeching at the ref
No.74567
>>74534
>>74535
They could have had another Cena with Bayley. How do you ruin such a golden opportunity (It's both Creative and Bayley's fault)?!
No.74568
>>74567
>They could have had another Cena with Bayley.
No.74569
>>74564
>Spreads lies about Bayley
>A-alexa isn't a kike only her last name is Kaufmann
No.74570
>>74564
Her Mom is kinda off looking to be honest.
No.74571
Botcha banks botches again.
No.74572
>be heel champ
>not intentionally DQing to keep the title
No.74573
No.74575
>that temper tantrum
Alexafags btfo
No.74576
No.74577
>kick out of the sparkle splash
yep sasha is winning isnt she
No.74578
Tfw want to boycott wwe but dont give them any money to begin with so I can't.
No.74579
>>74569
>lies about Bayley
She's a spic. She's a botch artist. She hangs around with niggers. That's all fact. I'm not even hung up on Bliss. If you can provide further evidence that she's a kike, so be it. That doesn't change the fact that Bayley is utter shit in every way.
No.74580
BOTCHA BANKS SOMEHOW WINS
ALEXAFAGS BTFO
WOMEN'S DIVISION ETERNALLY SHIT
No.74581
Hope you like Blm and Socjus shit shoved down your throats with Sasha tomorrow night.
No.74582
No.74583
I hope that dumb nigger cunt gets a horrible career ending injury and gets paralyzed Hayabusa style
No.74584
>4 time women's champion
>won her first belt about this time last year
No.74585
has there been a single result that isn't pants on head retarded tonight
No.74586
I'VE GOT KIDS
LET ME SELL THIS SHITTY CHICKEN
No.74587
>needing to put ads on your own fucking network
No.74588
No.74589
>>74585
Usos v New Gay…that's it.
No.74590
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET BLISSTARDS
No.74591
>>74585
Natty beat the negress.
No.74592
So how many times have we heard "Sold Out" already? I counted 20.
No.74594
>>74585
>Orton wins
That's about it.
No.74595
Why am I supposed to like Balor again? Kinda hard to like a guy who got KO'd hard by Jinder. Some demon he is.
No.74596
No.74597
>>74593
I would treat Becky so well and make her feel like a cherished treasure if she was my wife.
No.74598
>>74595
nononononono, see he hasn't USED the demon yet therefore it's all okay
No.74599
>>74593
Me too, too bad the wwe hates her.
No.74600
Balor was better when he was the shit talking leader of the bullet club
No.74601
>>74595
>Jinder botches a strike like a scrub
>Man Balor sucks
>>74600
this
No.74602
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>74577
Checked
>No one has an english version of this? Seems like the original was longer too.
No.74603
>stream is now freezing every couple seconds
No.74604
>>74600
Balor said that remaking the bullet club in the wwe would be going backwards in his career. What a retard.
No.74605
>>74593
we all do except kevin dunn
No.74607
>>74579
>shes a spic
Well yeah, but Bliss is a kike
>She's a botch artist
So is Alexa
>She hangs around with niggers
ok
>If you can provide further evidence that she's a kike
>Kaufmann
>Parents look like kikes
>Shitty pointy nose
No.74608
Oh shit is evil debuting?
No.74609
>>74608
BAH GOD IT'S BUSHI
No.74610
No.74611
No.74612
>Irish Demon King from the underworld or whatever wears Nikes
It's just so jarring
No.74613
Booker's indirect way of saying the rest of this card has been absolute shit.
No.74614
Balor's demon look needs a serious redesign. The head ribbons and face paint just look like he's going to an ICP concert or something.
No.74615
>>74612
Demons are allowed to wear Nikes and other trendy stuff.
No.74616
>>74607
>he still thinks I give a shit about Alexa
Nigger your waifu a butt ugly spic. If Alexa is a kike, then so be it. You haven't provided any actual proof of that, but I really don't care enough to press the issue. The fact remains that Bayley is shit and you have a hard on for her.
No.74617
No.74618
IS THERE A FUCKING STREAM THAT ACUTALLY WORKS
No.74619
>>74617
>>74617
I thought it was supposed to be blood
Also, Corey just used the word 'Sanguinous,' so it fucking SHOULD have been blood.
No.74620
No.74621
No.74622
>>74619
>How long before a
<Bucket of blood
>on a stick match?
No.74623
>>74614
It needs more dangly bits imo, like a longcoat from his jack the ripper gimmick or something.
No.74624
The ring posts are so weird tonight.
No.74625
>>74624
How long have you been away? They've been like that for a year now.
No.74626
>>74612
>>74615
G…Guys, just… let yourself go once in awhile, buy what they're selling. You same faggots, in 90's WWF era, would be shittalking 'Taker's urn– "it's not like they're real ashes in there, how can he draw power from a stage prop."
Just suspend you disbelief once in awhile, you might enjoy yourselves more.
No.74627
>>74625
covered in bricks?
No.74628
>>74625
It's been a while since I've watched a WWE PPV
No.74629
No.74630
>>74621
Nein.
>disable adblock for our site that illegally restreams content so we can get money for doing it
Does taima's quality setting even fucking work? There's no way even 240p can't run in real time on this connection.
No.74631
>>74616
>>74616
>I-I don't care about Alexa
>Keeps defending her
Yeah and it doesn't change the fact that she's a 5 foot genetic failure and just got btfo by a BLM sympathizer
No.74632
>>74627
Yeah, that's the only thing I notice.
>>74628
How long ago?
No.74634
>>74630
adblock =/= noscript
No.74635
balor should cut brays dreads and wear them to the ring
No.74636
So any one you faggot numales going to watch the Divas Classic?
No.74637
>>74626
Meh match
>Bella commercial
<Cena telling his slut girlfriend not to push her luck
<Said girlfriend buried so many wrestlers and pushed her luck by fucking Cena
FFS
No.74638
>>74636
I will
fap material
No.74639
>>74632
You're a spic aren't you?
No.74640
>>74636
Only if Kairi wins the whole thing, anyone else? Nah.
No.74641
Any chances of a surprise run in from the [LOUD BOOING], and an official Shield reunion tonight?
No.74642
>>74625
I don't think you belong here
No.74643
>>74630
>>74634
I've found if you flick UBlock off and quickly flick it back on before the page loads properly and you can get past that no problem
No.74644
Reminder that this pre-match reel proves >>74306 was 500% correct.
No.74645
>>74638
Get better fap material.
No.74646
>set quality to 240p
>the player even after refresh is still clearly 720p
Why do people even use this fucking stream site? So because Taima's fucking garbage, what was the DEMON FINN vs BRAY match like?
No.74647
>>74639
No why?
>>74642
What the fuck are you on about?
No.74648
No.74649
>>74646
Taima is usually good, it's the fact that its a PPV and theres like a million people connected, the chat is still frozen on the Cena/Corbin match for me.
Stream works fine though so I'm not complaining
No.74650
>>74648
Did Bray eat the pin?
No.74651
>Seth wearing red and black
No.74652
>>74650
Yup. The match was also boring af.
No.74654
>>74626
It's all about context, my man.
The difference is that Taker was cartoony, especially when paired with Paul Bearer and his over the top mannerisms. The urn makes sense when put in the context of the tone that the Undertaker set. Balor's demon persona though, is inconsistent, and coming out in Nikes just breaks the try-hard edgy tone he's trying to present. If you want to draw an Undertaker comparison, a better one would be people complaining about his biker look. "Why would an undead supernatural being suddenly be a Kid Rock loving biker?"
No.74655
>>74652
Wyatt brothers needs to happen or this guy is going to end up being Curtis Hawkins
No.74656
>>74654
>"Why would an undead supernatural being suddenly be a Kid Rock loving biker?"
Wasn't the kayfabe explanation that the demon/ghost/whatever that had possessed Taker left, and he just went back to being his "normal self" ?
No.74658
Do Cesaro and Sheamus have some asian text on their boots?
No.74659
>>74655
Not even Bo can save Bray at this point.
No.74660
No.74661
>>74654
>Why would an undead supernatural being suddenly be a Kid Rock loving biker?
He died from the buried alive match and was resurrected as a human.
No.74662
>destroying the beach ball
No.74663
Kek, beach ball fags royally btfo
No.74664
Beach Ball lasted longer than Ruru
No.74665
So what's with the toy cat emote on Taima? I've seen that cat being used in threads, but I never understood the deal with that toy cat.
No.74666
>>74661
Huh. I completely forgot about that. As stupid as it was, at least they gave a reasoning.
>>74662
There will be no summer fun at the Summerslam.
No.74667
>no option to disable taima chat
>they're all dick-loving faggots
No.74668
Just tuning in, what have i missed?
No.74671
>>74665
Watch some New Japan normalfag.
No.74673
>>74670
>Not titling this >tfw halfway through a good kek and you remember you forgot to beat Debra
No.74674
>>74665
his name is Daryl and hes a wonderful person deserving only of love
No.74675
>WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED!?
We all did, you fucking moron! Shut the fuck up, Cole!
No.74676
No.74678
>>74574
Does he mean actually selling them or tricking people in to paying for them?
No.74679
>tfw halfway through a good kek and you remember you forgot to beat Debra
Well it is now, better late then never
No.74680
>2 singles guys always beat regular tag teams
it dont make no sense
No.74681
>>74680
>implying 2/3 shield isn't a tag team
No.74682
>>74680
>Expecting any common sense from Vince™ and Dunn
Uh…
No.74683
>>74680
The Shield isn't singles dude.
No.74685
Ready for Shane to win the championship?
No.74686
>>74665
>Use empty arena to calm him down
Fixed, Bo isn't gonna get a push
No.74687
No.74688
>2nd biggest PPV of the year
>An absolute dumpster fire
Save us, based AJ "Gay? Slay!" Styles
No.74689
>still an hour and a half-ish left
No.74690
Can someone explain why people wear Bullet Club shirts to WWE events?
Do they seriously want them in the WWE?
No.74691
What the fuck was that? Weww, that looks like it hurt.
No.74692
AJ is pretty fucking strong to be picking up fatfuck owens so easily
No.74693
>>74690
Just faggots who say they watch NJPW but probably don't.
No.74694
>styles just did cena's finisher
wew
No.74695
>>74689
I'm already losing interest, and the crowd is looking beat. They're hardly even cheering. Vince™ still thinks people want over 3 hours of shitty matches.
No.74696
>>74690
pretty much what >>74693 said
No.74697
>>74695
They could have cut
>The 2 hour preshow
>Slow v Ass
>One of the women's title matches
>Orton v Rusev (if it had been an actual match)
and we would be watching a decent two, two and a half hour PPV.
No.74698
>>74696
I saw people bitching about Kenny losing to Naito even though Kenny is the US champion and it wasn't possible to be a double champ.
No.74699
>>74698
b-but muh Omegay versus Okada™
muh six gorillion stars
No.74700
Holy fuck, that made me clench my nuts.
No.74701
>>74699
I think it was Okada™ that got them to those stars.
No.74703
>>74698
anybody bitching obviously hasnt been watching the show since naito's momentum has been building for a year. American NERDs are upset because the show isnt booked around them (and it shouldnt be)
No.74704
>Owens yelling at Shane that he falls from buildings but a little bump knocks him out
Does a ref shirt give saving throw penalties?
No.74705
>>74703
Right there with ya, bud.
No.74707
>>74702
Not a single person on 8chan likes Mae Young or Moolah when you know how horrible they were as people and wrestlers in their careers.
No.74708
>>74704
Ref shirt
-5 perception
-5 to all saving throws
-5 armor class
No.74709
Is it just me or is the ring mic picking up AJ (someone?) calling spots and giving cues
No.74710
Owens almost has to win now, doesn't he?
No.74711
>>74671
>calls anon a normalfag
>watches entry level puro
No.74712
>>74707
I think it was meant as a joke, anon.
No.74713
thought aj was going to droz that fatty fuck for a second.
No.74714
>AJ wins
TREND BTFO
FATTY BTFO
No.74715
That match should have been a lot shorter.
No.74716
No.74717
>>74713
or yoshi-tatsu him
No.74718
>>74711
Nah normalfags would be the ones that say they watch it but don't. Also, I'm actually working on watching some other puro shit.
No.74719
MUH CYBERBULLYING
OY FUCKING VEY
No.74720
That match would have been a lot better without the special guest ref gimmick
No.74721
>>74711
>Not watching obscure Mongolian backyard wrestling
No.74722
==IT'S POO TIME=
I GOT THEM TOILET PAPER ROLLS ON DECK
No.74723
WE THEM SHITTY BOYS
WITH THE TOILET STANK
No.74724
No.74725
>>74720
It would have been better if the special guest ref actually did something other than just wimpy pushing.
>not making Shane the heel McMahon champion like his father would do
No.74726
>with the entire nation of India on his back
That's a lot of shit to carry around with you.
No.74728
When Nakamura left NJPW for WWE who would have ever thought that he would be facing Jinder Mahal for the WWE Championship?
No.74729
>>74725
Shane's role is that he is the only likably sane Mcmahon
No.74730
>>74728
>who would have ever thought that he would be facing Jinder Mahal for the WWE Championship?
HAHAHAHAHA
No.74731
>>74728
i fully expected him to stay in nxt for 3 years because his english wasnt good then get frustrated and come back to CHAOS and maybe try to kick Okada™ out or something
No.74732
>>74730
Well who would have evee thought Tanahashi would face Billy Gunn? Dream matches all round.
No.74733
>Still has that shitty Coldsteel Blades font on his titantron
No.74734
Vince™: We're gonna need a nigger who can play the violin.
No.74735
>>74732
>Tanahashi v Billy Gunn
>Dream Match
I can't picture that being a dream match for anyone, outside of a fever dream, or an existential nightmare
No.74737
>>74734
That was acrually Haitch's idea from NXT Takeover last year
No.74738
>>74736
THIS IS A LIE, THE MAHARAJA REIGNS ETERNAL
No.74739
Time for the poo to get flushed.
No.74740
>>74736
Jinder is lookin' real jacked baby.
No.74741
>>74736
LOOSERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
No.74743
Hope Shinsuke wins just to collect salt from those faggots on youtube
No.74744
>>74743
I hope he wins so I can talk shit to the next pajeet who calls my goddamn house trying to scam me for tech support.
No.74745
>>74744
Please record it dubsman. I wanna hear the Pajeet's sadness through the phone
No.74746
>>74744
be sure to call them a paki too they fucking hate that.
No.74747
>they're putting the wrong announcer audio on the english broadcast
No.74748
SHINSUKE LOOKS LIKE A NATIVE AMERICAN WITH DOWN SYNDROME
No.74749
>>74747
Looks like Dunn fucked up
No.74750
Inb4 90 more days of Jinder as Champ
No.74751
>this fucking street shitter speak
No.74752
>>74749
>>74747
Didn't they do that before Orton v Jinder though?
No.74753
>>74747
theyre playing up the international aspect
No.74754
FUNAKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
No.74755
Shinsuke and Andre the Giant both have the same non-existant weight-lifting regimen.
No.74756
>taima NERDs like the jap audio because it's jap
The absolute state of weebs.
No.74757
Is the phrase "strong style" banned. The announcers started stammering hard when he said that.
No.74758
No.74759
>>74757
Vince™ probably screaming in someone's ear piece.
No.74760
>Nakamura tauns Mahal to fall
<Mahal has to make himself look like he fell for it
This…this is a joke, right?!
>HE IS A LEGEND!
We finally have a John o'clock moment
No.74761
>>74757
They're not supposed to say "king of strong style" anymore. They're supposed to say "the artist known as".
>>74758
roids = hormonal imbalance = balding
No.74762
Will the Singh Brothers help or hinder the Jinder?
No.74763
This crowd is literally dead tonight.
>Botched kick
Ugh
No.74764
That ring must smell like shit with all the poo Jinder is exfoliating.
No.74765
>>74757
>>74761
To be fair, JBL stammers constantly anyways no matter what is being discussed. He is such a fucking disgrace.
No.74766
>>74765
He's quoting Vince™ in his earpiece verbatim. If he misses a word he gets fucked in the ass.
No.74767
>>74761
>They're not supposed to say "king of strong style" anymore. They're supposed to say "the artist known as".
Oh, that's gay community as fuck. Vince™ must be autistic, what the fuck is up with him and all these no no words.
No.74768
>>74765
HE"S CRAZY TOM! HE'S LIKE THE GREAT MUDA
<Crowd is bored to tears
Muda was entertaining. Jinder and Shitsuke aren't.
No.74769
>>74767
>Vince™ must be autistic
>must
No.74770
Ref really got a handle on that outside interference.
No.74771
No.74772
>STILL pushing the pooman that nobody fucking likes this hard
Fucking retard creative team.
No.74773
that kinda sucked, they always cut nakamura off on the comeback too soon and it leaves the ending a bit flat.
No.74774
No.74775
That's a terrible fucking finisher from the Modern Day Pajeet.
No.74776
>that shitty looking coolass
No.74777
Mahal is over with Vince™ as long as he keeps up the HGH regimen.
No.74778
>>74772
Vince™ wants the sweet sweet Pajeet TV money
No.74780
>People are clapping for the MAHARAJA
PEOPLE ARE SO UPSET TOM!
I think it's because that math flat out sucked, and the finisher was retarded, JBL. It wasn't worth a 5 hour PPV.
No.74781
Those wymen are so tough!!
No.74782
>>74781
Remind Mae Young was an awful woman with Fabulous Moolah.
No.74783
No.74784
DAILY REMINDER THAT SHITSAKE JOINED WWE FOR AN EASY SCHEDULE WITH BIG MONEY
No.74785
Get ready for that Taker return
No.74786
>that corey botch
Braun wins
No.74787
So how was that move to WWE Shinsuke?
No.74788
>>74782
Was Mae Young a kike or something? I keep reading she was so terrible but I'm not clear on what she did that was so fucked up?
No.74789
Ramen has the charisma of a potato. That look is all he's got.
No.74790
He's like Rocky Maivia that will never grow into The Rock.
No.74791
>>74789
y-you must be an indie darling lover
muh ramen is a real star
No.74792
All three guys are over more than Ramen from different angles.
No.74793
No.74794
Joe with the indie dues, Big Country Adam Scherr a legitimate strongman and Brock an amateur/ufc champ. Ramen = a few years in wwe pushed to moon and booed mercilessly.
No.74795
>Romans shitty superman punch logo is now on his gear
No.74796
MOST HATED SUPERSTAR IN 2016
No.74797
No.74798
That was the most unfortunate sign placement in ramen history.
Vince™ must be absolutely seething.
No.74799
>roman reigns has [shit emoji] for brains sign
No.74801
dangerous? he's the least dangerous of the four.
No.74802
BOOKER JUST BOTCHED AND CALLED RAMEN HATED
No.74803
>>74802
For sure, Booker has a penchant for occasionally telling the truth. Big no-no in the carny world.
No.74804
No.74805
>no bork pyro
Why even live?
No.74806
>HES NOT HATED! HE'S CONTROVERSIAL!
<The Endless Ramen shilling
He's an ass-hole to everybody, has no charisma, sucks in the ring, and is shoved down everyone's throats like Cena. Of course, everyone hates him, Graves.
No.74807
if you arent cheering for /ourdawg/ you can take your ass to reddit
No.74808
Why does Ramen always look high.
No.74809
>>74802
>botched
No anon, he's breaking the conditioning!
No.74810
>Dunn lowering the crowd sounds for every wrestler's announcement
No.74811
>Heyman gives Lesnar the "Fighting out of the X corner," UFC-style intro
Brock's losing
No.74813
>>74811
Doesn't he have a UFC fight to go to soon?
No.74815
>Booker talking about how Bork beat Randy Couture
Yeah, Brock got out of his contract and is losing tonight so he can go back to UFC. Fuck what Meltzer said. Bork is outta here. I just hope he drops the belt to Strowman.
No.74816
Braun's come a long way in a year or so. 300 days a year on the road and got better over that time. Was really green when he arrived.
No.74817
>>74813
its probably not this year or even in the first half of next year so its hardly soon
No.74818
No.74819
The Brooklyn crown comes alive.
No.74820
>that running powerslam through the table
No.74822
haha I love that plush chair spot.
No.74823
>Braun is over simply because he's not a numale like every other wrestler
Get your shit together WWE
No.74824
>>74821
Cole is really trying his hardest to push this match.
No.74825
Brock the good mercenary putting over Braun before going back to ufc.
No.74826
No.74827
Okada™ and Gedo™ vs Bork and Heyman
who wins
No.74828
>TWO running powerslams through tables
No.74829
HE DUMPS THE FUCKING TABLE
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
No.74830
And the spear by Ramen on Braun for the win.
No.74831
>The table flip
>The massive rush of refs and jabronis to save Lesnar
>Heyman crying like Mother Mary at the fucking cross
This is a fucking awesome spot
No.74832
Ramen ppv matches always get the best booking for everyone. Vince™'s orders.
No.74836
>dat vintage WWE/NWO Revenge style knockout
No.74838
No.74839
What a fucking terrible half-assed sloppy Samoan Drop.
No.74840
No.74841
>using battlescar
>instead of blood
No.74842
>>74841
VISCOUS ACIDIC LIQUID
No.74843
>>74840
All because Roman is too retarded to use steps
No.74844
Brawny Strongman needs to learn how to brawl. Their confrontation could've been way more based.
No.74845
FUCKING LESNAR THAT WAS A 3 COUNT FOR BRAUN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.74846
Good stamina from all guys.
No.74847
This one's going twenty minutes.
No.74848
Joe comes out of nowhere and steals it I bet.
No.74849
Ramen really needs to do something beyond Superman punches.
No.74850
welp
that match was pretty good anyways
No.74851
No.74852
No.74853
RAW TITLE >>>>>>>> SMACKDOWN TITLE
No.74854
>>74849
Yes he does, like get hit by a bus and die.
No.74855
>all those NERDs chanting na na na
No.74856
>He really thought Bork was leaving behind millions of dollars in practically free WWE shekels for only having to appear 3 times a year to go get pounded on some more in the UFC.
No.74857
WEW
Almost as good as Braun winning but still.
No.74858
>>74854
I'd be okay with it. Can we have a refugee drive the bus that would kill Ramen?
No.74859
This is just WWE's way of retiring that failure of a title.
No.74860
No.74861
>>74856
You realize that Bork is definitely going to return to the UFC after his contract is up post-Wrestlemania, right?
No.74862
>>74860
>Good show
Only thing good was the main event. and a bit of the pre show.
No.74864
>Lita still looking so fucking good
Hnnnnnngggggh
No.74865
>>74862
>not liking the Viper BTFOing Rusev in one move
No.74867
>girl wrestler
Oh, the way Glenn Miller played…
No.74868
No.74870
>>74862
I enjoyed seeing Blissfags get btfo
No.74871
>>74868
When it's someone who was getting buried so a walking turd can keep an undeserved championship burying someone who was never good, it's definitely less shit than most of the show.
No.74872
>>74244
My predictions were mostly shit but what the fuck did I tell you on Roman eating the pin.
No.74874
>alacrity daemon broke the thread
No.74876
+ Jason's undeserved "I'm Kurt's bastard son" push ended
- Hardys lost as "Jason's Entourage"
-Bo Dallas from what I saw just got squashed
-Smackdown tag team champ match was a waste of time and meant nothing either way
-Elf got his title back
+Glowy bitch lost
-no MITB cash-in
-Botcha Banks won
+Alexa lost
+Big Cass won even with Enzo intefering
-Baron Corbin buried and will never get pushed again
+2/3 Shield wins and hopefully the RAM tagteam division will have actual importance again
+Orton squashes Rusev which means he must be done getting buried in the post-Wyatt feud era
-Wyatt v Balor was the exact same as every other Wyatt PPV match with the added fun of taima stream breaking
-AJ vs Owens match was nowhere near as exciting as it should have been and the "McMahon guest referee" angle was completely wasted
+Main Event was a great show even if it did once again fall into the meme of "3 or 4 man match but only two wrestlers do anything at a time"
+Roman Falls
-Braun didn't win
No.74878
>>74876
I thought the Smackdown match was the second best match on the card.
No.74880
>>74877
>Deserving
Everyone says this about their favourite wrestler to the pint that I don't even know what it means.
No.74882
I guess WWE is short for We Won't Entertain
No.74883
>Watch live until the bray vs finn match
>Go to sleep
>Come back the next day, don't feel like watching the rest
Really shows why I watch this crap in the first place. It's all for the shitposting.
No.74884
>>74877
Besides Becky, he's not that far off in terms of Smackdown. Becky is the only other one, but are they even doing anything with her? Also, what the fuck happened to Dana?
No.74889
>>74884
>what the fuck happened to Dana?
she country strong now
No.74891
>>74884
>but are they even doing anything with her?
They haven't really done anything with becky since she lost the title.
Cyborg tried to start a feud with her and the wwe ignored it.
Memesworth tried to start a feud with her and the wwe ignored it.
Even asuka tried to start a feud with her at the recent takeover and the wwe went out of their way to ignore it.
No.74895
>>74891
Dunn must REALLY not like her accent.
No.74904
>>74878
The bix noods vs the new gay? They put on a good show but it doesn't mean anything because it's the same fucking match they've done a thousand times already. People bitch about AJ and Fatty Owens doing the same thing for a far smaller number of times but these two groups, which prevent any other SD tag team from ever appearing on TV, get a free pass.
>>74883
That's because you're gay.
>>74884
>Becky
You mean Becky "colonel sanders should be a woman because it's the current year" Lynch?
No.74905
>>74904
>You mean Becky "colonel sanders should be a woman because it's the current year" Lynch?
did it trigger you?
No.74909
>getting flustered by a chicken commercial
No.74910
So we can all agree that Takeover Brooklyn 3>>> Summerslam right?
No.82196
Is there any wrestling guru that can tell me what match the audio came from in this video? Or who the announcers are? They sound so familiar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwItSxv1tqk
No.82312
>>82196
Nice necrobump. Anyway, pretty sure it's Jesse Ventura