No.73862
>Shoots
shoots shoots shoots SHOOTS. Is this all you ever talk about? Fucking shoots? Is your existence so trite and pathetic that on a website with individual boards devoted to a litany of diverse interests you choose to fixate on the most trivial, ephemeral aspect thereof? I can just picture you: a fat, pallid, slovenly excuse for a human bathing in the glow of your dusty monitor–the only light thereof in the ill-kept basement belonging to your parents who long ago became disillusioned with their child's future prospects. I bet your mother is thinking right now about what the fuck went wrong, and your father is ashamed that his seed spawned such a lowly organism. How many years of your life have you wasted with your ass glued to your chair, expending all your energy in forcing your inept fingers to type in an ineffectual attempt to discuss fucking shoots? How many opportunities to do something more with your life have you turned down because you thought discussing shoots made you cool; how many shoots have you bemoaned the death of when they became common, as if you penned their inception when in reality you were only a tool of their inevitable spread?
I'm serious, you may be the most pathetic person I've ever seen witness of in existence; there may not be a more accurate representation of a waste of life than you. If I were you, I may have killed myself years ago. Frankly, suicide is the only route left open to you. You will be happy. We will be happy. Your parents will be happy.
Kill yourself.
No.73886
My name is Mark, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass indie darling wrestling videos. You are everything bad in this business. Honestly, have any of you ever thought about how hard Roman Reigns works and everything he has to put up with? I mean, I guess it’s fun booing people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than cheering fat unlikable people like Kevin Owens.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the wrestling team, and starter on my football team (no not soccer, stupid UK NERDs). What sports do you play, other than “fantasy book Roman losing”? I also get five stars, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all HOKE HOGAN who should just cheer Roman Reigns. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch (she's still real to me dammit)
No.73946
To be fair, if you take what a fag Jew like Meltzer says seriously you probably are an obese cheeto-stained pathetic little mark fully deserving of any and all disdain.
Even if the fighting was dull due to the Hulkster's age and limited moveset Hogan v. Rock at WM X-8 should have been a 4.25 at the very least on account of how hyped the crowd was throughout, not a fucking 3
No.73953
>>73946
Meltzer is the mother of all NERDs. Placing workrate over all in judging a match or a wrestler is dumb but that thinking brought up along all these faggy NERDs that take his word for gospel. The same kind of people who can't enjoy wrestling as a work and just enjoy the show.
No.73954
What annoys me more is that any wrestler or related person speaking about the industry is a 'shoot'
>A shoot in professional wrestling is any unplanned, unscripted or real-life occurrence within a wrestling event.
Plus someone like Meltzer is just a journalist, not a person who was ever part of a wrestling organization in any work, so he never 'shoots' on anything.
No.73965
>>73862
OP shoots on the YT wrestling channels!
9,001 views Last Thursday
No.73987
>>73966
>threeHillaryvoters.jpg
No.73994
No.73995
>>73966
Imagine the sex they had after this.
No.73996
No.73997
>>73995
Probably took turns pegging Foley.
No.73998
>>73995
>>73997
Fuck off Bayley is pure
No.73999
>>73998
Oh look it's the Bayleyfag everyone! This time he's so mad that he's even using sage as a downvote. WOAH, that'll sure teach them to mess with this guy next time right?
No.74010
>>73995
>Mick Foley
>erections
No.74018
>>73999
Not trying to meme or anything but she really looks like a girl who hangs out with black guys.
No.74028
>>74018
>Not trying to meme or anything but she really looks like a girl who hangs out with black guys.
She looks like a barnyard slam pig that takes multiple nigger dicks simultaneously. No need to pussyfoot around here anon. Bitch is rank with the stank of moon crickets.
No.74030
>>74018
>>74028
No she fucking doesn't
No.74033
No.74038
>>74030
What's it like knowing Bayley is a loser?
No.74044
>Bayley
alexa sasha ruby PAIGE. Is this all you ever talk about? Fucking divas? Is your existence so trite and pathetic that on a website with individual boards devoted to a litany of diverse interests you choose to fixate on the most trivial, ephemeral aspect thereof? I can just picture you: a fat, pallid, slovenly excuse for a human bathing in the glow of your dusty monitor–the only light thereof in the ill-kept basement belonging to your parents who long ago became disillusioned with their child's future prospects. I bet your mother is thinking right now about what the fuck went wrong, and your father is ashamed that his seed spawned such a lowly organism. How many years of your life have you wasted with your ass glued to your chair, expending all your energy in forcing your inept fingers to type in an ineffectual attempt to discuss fucking shoots? How many opportunities to do something more with your life have you turned down because you thought discussing shoots made you cool; how many shoots have you bemoaned the death of when they became common, as if you penned their inception when in reality you were only a tool of their inevitable spread?
I'm serious, you may be the most pathetic person I've ever seen witness of in existence; there may not be a more accurate representation of a waste of life than you. If I were you, I may have killed myself years ago. Frankly, suicide is the only route left open to you. You will be happy. We will be happy. Your parents will be happy.
No.74046
>>74044
I saw Daniel Bryan at a grocery store in Los Angeles a few years ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
No.74048
>>74046
fake news! milky ways aren't vegan
No.74049
No.74072
>[eceleb or wrestler] SHOOTS on [topic]
>maybe 30 seconds is on the topic and the rest of the video is about tangentially related shit
>sloppy/lazy editing ending the video in the middle of a sentence
No.74073
>>74038
Whats it like knowing Bliss will be btfo to irrelevancy come sunday?
No.74075
>>74072
I could never wear clothes from Goodwill again. The store has an overwhelming smell of poverty that sticks to the clothes and won't come off no matter how many times you wash them.
No.74079
>>74073
Keep lying to yourself Bayleyfag. Your waifu a shit.
No.74080
>>74072
>tucking your tie into your pants
No.74111
>>74075
>>74080
>shittalking reviewbrah
No.75335
>>74079
How about that title huh
No.75341
>>74075
The only problem with goodwill is overcharging for electronics that might not even work and the fact that it relies on donations, so if you're going there for those sweet 99 cent deals on vintage records and cassettes you end up finding old christmas records, hippie shit, and gospel music.
No.75357
The in ring work is less interesting than the carnie stories. That's why there is so much "shooting". It's simply more interesting to hear about behind the scenes than anything to do with the current product.
No.75359
>>75357
That doesn't explain why every video, even ones that aren't featuring a wrestler but instead some journalist or fan, has to be titled "SHOOTS" or why each video is a badly edited segment of a show that ends in the middle of a sentence and is about 30 seconds on the topic itself, says absolutely nothing, and goes off on tangents like "IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR DON'T BOO THE INDIANS CELEBRATING THEIR INDEPENDENCE DAY MORE THAN WE LET THE AMERICANS CELEBRATE THEIRS".
No.75366
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>75359
>has to be titled "SHOOTS"
They think they properly comprehend wrestling lingo when they only have a shallow, surface level understanding.
No.75368
>>75335
>m-muh waifu ain't a shit
>th-this other cunt winning the title proves it
Pathetic as usual, Bayleyfag.
No.75490
>tfw no wrestling in the long 5 days between SD and RAM
No.75492
>>75490
Since SmackDown there's literally been 2 WWE produced TV shows, new episodes of Impact, Lucha Underground & Ring of Honor TV, AAA's biggest show of the year, DDT, a G1-related episode of NJPW on AXS, and a Noah show where Eddie Edwards became the first ever gaijin to win their world championship.
No.75495
>>75490
>Mcdonalds is closed
>I guess I'l starve
No.75497
>>75495
wut? Punk doesn't even eat meat
No.75499
>>75497
He was comparing WWE to McDonalds, nothing about Punk. He prefers Pikeville Waffle House.
No.75505
>>75492
>$10/mo network
>GFW on some random fucking network I've never heard of before and probably don't get
>GFW at all
>maskfags
>ring of not appearing in any accessible viewing platform
>some thing that means nothing to people that don't know what it is already
>"wrestling dummies and puppets XDDXDXXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD"
>jap wrestling on some channel nobody gets
>some shit there's no reason to care about
No.75508
>>75505
You can watch all of them on the internet you know
No.75515
No.75517
>>75515
How new are you? You should get just about all of them here:
watchwrestling.nl
No.75518
>>75517
Pretty new. Ex attitude era goy who got back in with the BROKEN hardies.
Thank you for the link.
No.75536
>>75517
>>75508
>burn data cap allowance with illegal broadcasts
No.75539
>>75536
>Data cap
>Current year+1
No.75544
>>75539
>implying the year matters when ISPs are lobbied to limit data consumption to promote paying for cable television instead
No.75549
>>75544
Data caps are gone for most people.
No.75553
>>75549
Tell that to the ISPs in my area.
No.76128
>>75335
How about that title huh.