No.73813
SmackDown LIVE preview, August 15, 2017: Cena and Mahal clash in huge main event
Just five days before SummerSlam, John Cena will battle WWE Champion Jinder Mahal in an epic non-title bout. Will The Modern-Day POO be able to put his impending championship defense against Shinsuke Nakamura on the backburner and focus on the 16-time World Champion? Will Cena manage to direct his attention to Mahal with Baron Corbin waiting in the wings? See what happens when Cena and Mahal collide on SmackDown LIVE, tonight at 8/7 C on USA Network!
>main event is a zero stipulation match that will mean nothing but at least Cena will win
>John Cena faces Jinder Mahal tonight on SmackDown LIVE
The final edition of SmackDown LIVE before SummerSlam will be headlined by a bout of epic proportions, as John Cena takes on WWE Champion Jinder Mahal.
Both Superstars have tough battles ahead of them at The Biggest Event of The Summer, with Baron Corbin awaiting Cena and Shinsuke Nakamura ready to challenge for The Modern-Day POO’s title. For Mahal, it’s a chance to cement himself as Team Blue’s top dog against a 16-time World Champion, while Cena will be looking to bounce back from his loss to Nakamura on SmackDown LIVE two weeks ago.
What will happen when these two Superstars collide days before SummerSlam? Find out on SmackDown LIVE, tonight at 8/7 C on USA Network!
>AJ Styles to apologize to Shane McMahon
Last week, special guest referee Shane McMahon attempted to lay out the rules of engagement for SummerSlam’s United States Championship bout between AJ Styles and Kevin Owens. Unfortunately, the tensions between all three men reached a boiling point, as Owens landed a sucker punch on Styles. The Phenomenal One attempted to retaliate with a Pele Kick, only for it to connect with Shane.
>Will it signal a return to an era where a McMahon interfered with shit and made things interesting? probably not
WWE.com has learned that Styles intends to apologize to McMahon on SmackDown LIVE. Will Shane accept? Will the inadvertent kick have any effect on Shane’s promise to call things right down the middle at SummerSlam?
>Natalya battles Becky Lynch before SummerSlam title showdown
The last stop on the road to SummerSlam won’t be an easy one for Natalya. Days before she challenges Naomi for the SmackDown Women’s Championship, the third-generation Superstar will square off with Becky Lynch in singles competition on SmackDown LIVE.
Will Natalya make it to Brooklyn in one piece, or will The Irish Lass Kicker soften her up for Naomi with a devastating Dis-arm-her?
<Breezango returns to “Fashion Peaks” one last time
SmackDown LIVE’s fashion police were hoping that their latest case was coming to an end during last week’s edition of “Fashion Peaks.” However, after discovering that WWE Hall of Famer Arn Anderson was behind the destruction of Tully the Horse, Breezango soon realized that their work was just beginning.
Tyler Breeze and Fandango are returning to “Fashion Peaks” for one last investigation. What will they
discover? Find out by tuning into SmackDown LIVE, tonight at 8/7 C on USA Network!
No.73814
>yfw it was Dolph Ziggler who attacked Breezango
No.73818
Why can't the rest of smackdown be written as well and be as fun as the fashion police segments? Seriously.
>Naomi champ
>Natalia no1 contender
>Carmella money in the bank
The fucking state of the womyn's division, it's going to be a quick piss break just like mania.
>73814
Dolph is busy taking over the bullet club.
No.73819
>>73818
>Meme Club
>Not LIJ
No.73820
>>73819
We're full, fuck off.
No.73824
>>73816
>breakup breezango
>fandango vs aj styles
>us championship match
JOHNNY CURTIS US TITLE NOW
https://youtu.be/co3_2WrWCn0?t=2m14s
No.73825
>>73824
>breakup breezango
No.73827
>>73825
How about Breeze becomes Johnny Curtis' manager?
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No.73831
>RAW starts the show with a move that makes the crowd pop in excitement
>Smackdown starts the show with some irrelevant loser that's only pushed because india suddenly became a part of the fanbase
No.73833
>This is the A show according to /wooo/
No.73834
>NERDdown is actually wasting time with some divershitty muh foreign culture shit
This is what I want to see when I tune in to wrestling, the people taking over the industry I worked in doing some tribal dance.
No.73835
>>73834
>the people taking over the industry I worked in doing some tribal dance.
>I worked in
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>>73833
>Still living in 2016
No.73837
Oh right, this is the pooland independence day.
>pootriotic display for india independence day
>a fucking nigger rap battle for the US independence day
>>73835
>I'm an eternal NEET and don't know the IT industry exists
No.73838
>>73834
But they're being presented as heels and the audience is booing them.
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No.73842
Bocky Vs Natty would've been a better summerslam match then naomi vs natty
No.73843
>some local MMA event is being advertised now with E1M4 remix soundtrack
wew
No.73844
MY BUDDY, MY PAL, SCOTT STANFORD!
No.73845
>every single crowd shot has bullet club shirts
this is getting out of hand
No.73846
Becky "No Steam" Lynch
And people call this shit a steampunk gimmick
No.73847
>Botchy Lynch "'em all"
At least the power metal intro song is nice.
>Natalya
>guitar buttrock intro
Why do these two have fairly great themes while the women that wrestle the most on either show have the shitty pop music themes?
No.73849
>>73848
Shit guess I'm the meltz now. my point still stands though.
No.73850
>>73848
>all those marks thinking other wrestling promos are real
No.73852
>>73850
Wrestling is for nerds. Real men watch Sports Entertainment.
No.73854
>>73852
B-but muh misused indie stars
No.73855
>>73854
>all these marks working eachother into a shoot on youtube
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No.73857
>>73855
I've seen better youtube marks.
No.73858
Whats Naomis character supposed to be
No.73859
>>73858
She glows in the dark to distract from the fact that she has zero charisma.
No.73860
>>73858
She's a nog with a large ass. She should turn heel and become an Uso
No.73861
>>73858
Obnoxious music and obnoxious glowing.
>implying any smackdown woman has a character
Can't have gimmicks and character building when 90% of the women division matches are "every woman on the roster is involved".
No.73863
>look guys I can rap too hehe
Worst GM since Foley.
No.73865
>>73863
he's like the wii, but uce niggaz be like the ps triple
No.73866
>>73861
Charlotte is pretty good
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No.73869
>Rusev-Orton feud
>let's make Chad Gable play the smackdown version of Curtis Hawkins instead
The absolute state of this brand.
No.73872
tom phillips really over spray tanned
No.73873
>>73872
his skin's lookin real jacked baby
No.73874
>>73871
I'VE SEEN INSIDE MY HEAD A VISION
No.73875
Finally, something that might be remotely interesting.
No.73876
>Aj Styl3s apologizes to the gay community
No.73877
>>73874
I don't even understand why this exists.
No.73878
>Shane plays the face version of a McMahon in comparison to old Shane, Vince™, and Steph
>AJ is concerned the face McMahon is going to cheat
No.73879
>If you put your hands on me, I'm gonna put my hands all over you
No.73882
>>73868
She's the only hot one in this division
No.73883
When the fuck is fashion peaks going on
No.73885
>take pissbreak
>see only one new post
>the match on tv is new day vs usos for the 5000000th time today
That explains a lot.
No.73887
>we have entire divisions of tag teams but every match on TV is between the same two teams every time
No.73889
>>73888
>a program with unlimited possibilities to create great artistic works in 3D for free
>it's used for nothing but porn
No.73890
>>73888
>Lara_Croft Randy_Orton
No.73891
>>73888
This one actually makes more sense to me somehow.
No.73893
OMG! The end of Dango and Breezy? fuck that hurts! their shit was fun!
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No.73895
>gay community segment
>breeze goes back to being a transvestite fag
>ascension becomes "muh gluten" memers
>nothing happens
>have to wait 2 weeks for the next one
No.73897
What is TwoB tho?
Bollywood Boys?
No.73898
>>73897
OWWWWW….
Don't say their names.
Fucking Vince™ offing them like that.
I loved them as the boys….
No.73900
Who's ready for baron corbin to cash in tonight?
No.73901
Will super Cena get foiled by the pooman's cheater friends like Orton was forced to?
No.73902
>Bullseye
Damn Cena shat the bed with that toss. And it's super dicky because if they dare climb over the barricade after it security's gonna crawl up their ass.
No.73903
>>73897
Two brothers, Anderson and gallows
No.73904
>>73899
(looks up the thread)
I thought Bo was a guys name…
Really?
Boliver is the anon of this board?
YOU COULDN'T think of any thing better?!
No.73905
>>73904
>he doesn't bolieve
No.73906
>>73904
This is Dallas country, brother.
No.73907
>>73904
>come in from some homosexual DUDE WEED LMAO board
>try to tell anons of the place you're squatting in how to run the place
No.73908
>>73904
>Namefag who doesn't bolieve shittalking this board
No.73909
>pooman's cheater friends thrown out
>only when it's against Cena, Orton forced to job out instead
No.73910
>>73904
I think it's stupid too
No.73911
>>73908
Oh i BO leave in shittalking.
After all i said the name was shit didn't i?
AND IF WE GET SUPER CENA NOW IN GONNA THROUGH UP MY PIZZA!!!!!
No.73912
>coldsteel fucks up a match
No.73913
THE BELL RINGS WE ARE LEAGLE!!!
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No.73915
>COLDSTEEL BTFO
AHAHHAHAHA
No.73916
Well that was fucking retarded. Fagdown confirmed for eternal shitshow.
No.73917
AND HE JUST FUCKED IT UP!!!!!
No.73918
>>73911
>Oh i BO leave in shittalking.
>BO leave
No.73919
>How to smash your MiTB pushes and storyline into a brick wall in 5 seconds
No.73922
Does this make Jinder a babyface? I kinda think it should
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No.73925
I'M GOING TO DESTROY CENA AT SUMMERSLAM
No.73926
>>73924
You really don't belong here.
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No.73930
>>73926 >>73929
lol disregard that i suck cocks
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No.73931
>>73930
disregard that i suck cocks
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No.73935
>lowest turnout since May 16 smackdown
THE ETERNAL B SHOW
No.73937
>>73935
This fag >>73930 turned me away. BO ban this fuck
No.73939
>>73927
Because even if Jinder is shit, no one wants Cena to get a title he doesn't deserve, so he can have a belt while marrying his slut fiance.
No.73943
>didnt watch Downsyndrome Live
>Just found out Corbin failed to cash in his MITB
No.73945
>Smackdown threads with Talking Smack
>Regularly larger than RAW threads despite being an hour shorter
>Smackdown threads without Talking Smack
>lol tl;dw
Really makes you think
No.73949
>The speculation now is WWE lost faith in Baron Corbin, maybe due in part to losing so badly in verbal battles with John Cena and social media spats with Mojo Rawley.
"S-shut up marks, Cena is the greatest guy ever and has never buried upcoming talent!!!"
No.73951
>>73949
>Corbin can't handle social media bantz
>Getting buried by Mojo Rawley of all people
Forget Cena, that alone would have been enough reason.
No.73958
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>Uncultured Americans booing as the Indian National Anthem is sung
>Kevin Dunn fucks up and shows a kid booing and thumbing down so he quickly cuts back to the ring
>Segment infuriated Indians
>National Anthem getting booed was cut from the repeat telecast in India
YOU FOOLISH AMERICANS, HOW DARE YOU. THIS IS THE ULTIMATE DISRESPECT TO THE MAHA RAJA AND THE GREAT COUNTRY OF INDIA.
No.73961
>>73958
this thing stopped being funny about negative two minutes after you started doing it
No.73964
>>73958
Tell the poojeets we're not sorry. We don't hate Jinder because he's a bad guy, we don't even hate him because he's bad at his job. We hate his monkey dancing, street-shitting race.
By that, I mean Canadians.
No.73969
>>73945
B-but muh 205 live WHY AREN'T YOU WATCHING
No.73971
>>73958
>pretending to care
Did they even play the US anthem at the July 4 show?
>caring more about some irrelevant foreign market than your home country
No.73977
>>73969
No Talking Smack aftwerward. I legitimately forgot 205 Live was a thing last night.
No.74015
>>73982
>>73962
>apologizes to the guy
Who cares? Meltzer is still a NERD.
No.74091
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This is the first time I've seen Dolph Ziggler since Money in the Bank. Completely forgot that he's still in WWE why is he?.
>Last year at SummerSlam he wrestled for the WWE Championship
>This year he isn't on the card and is just answering fan questions
No.74098
AJ is not a draw brother.