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SmackDown LIVE preview, Aug. 8, 2017: Orton and Mahal square off in grudge match
>The next chapter in the heated rivalry between Randy Orton and WWE Champion Jinder Mahal will be written tonight on SmackDown LIVE when the two square off in a non-title grudge match. The Viper will be looking for payback after suffering defeat inside the Punjabi Prison at WWE Battleground. With both men preparing for huge battles at SummerSlam, who will get the all-important momentum heading into The Biggest Event of the Summer? Find out on SmackDown LIVE, tonight at 8/7 C on USA Network!
>Orton and Mahal collide in non-title Grudge Match
WWE Champion Jinder Mahal and Randy Orton will collide tonight on SmackDown LIVE in a non-title grudge match. The rivalry between the two Superstars had been largely silent since their last meeting at WWE Battleground, when The Modern-Day POO escaped the Punjabi Prison to retain his title, thanks to an assist from The Great Khali, who held Orton inside the massive structure.
Many thought their rivalry would be put on the back burner with both men focusing on separate matches at SummerSlam — Orton with Rusev and Mahal defending his title against Shinsuke Nakamura. These fierce rivals will clash again on SmackDown LIVE, however. Will the score be settled, or will one of the most intense rivalries in WWE continue on? Find out on SmackDown LIVE, tonight at 8/7 C on USA Network!
>Shane McMahon to explain SummerSlam rules of engagement to Styles and Owens
Last week’s United States Championship match ended in controversy, when the official missed Kevin Owens clearly getting his shoulder off the mat before the three-count, due to being hit in the eye moments earlier.
A furious Owens confronted SmackDown LIVE Commissioner Shane McMahon and General Manager Daniel Bryan, shoving the official and demanding a rematch with a fair official. Bryan granted Owens’ wish, but appointed McMahon as the special guest referee for the SummerSlam showdown with AJ Styles, which seemed to incense Owens even more.
With this rivalry reaching its boiling point, McMahon is laying down the law regarding his role as official at SummerSlam. The Commissioner will clear up any misconceptions either Superstar may have this Tuesday when he dishes out the rules of engagement on SmackDown LIVE.
>Naomi clashes with Ms. Money in the Bank
SmackDown Women’s Champion Naomi continued to assert her dominance over the division last week, forcing Carmella to submit in tag team action.
Though she’s currently preparing to defend her title against Natalya at SummerSlam, Naomi will have to deal with Ms. Money in the Bank this week on SmackDown LIVE, as Carmella demanded a one-on-one battle.
Will Naomi put in a repeat performance of last week, or can Carmella weaken the champion and put herself closer to a potential cash-in?
>Will Lana prove herself against Charlotte Flair?
Despite her best intentions, Lana cost her and Tamina a tag team match with Charlotte Flair and Becky Lynch. The Ravishing Russian vowed to make it up to Tamina, announcing her intention to challenge Charlotte Flair.
Lana’s wish has been granted, as she will take on The Queen on SmackDown. Will she be able to best the genetically superior Superstar, or will Charlotte make quick work of The Ravishing Russian?
<Will Tyler Breeze solve the mystery in return to “Fashion Peaks”?
Tyler Breeze’s search for his missing partner, Fandango, led him down a disturbing path last Tuesday. Prince Pretty’s journey into “Fashion Peaks” went viral, as the search for Fandango got attention from outlets like Entertainment Weekly, TV Guide and even “Twin Peaks” star Kyle MacLachlan.
Tonight on SmackDown, Breeze is venturing back into the strange world of “Fashion Peaks.” Will he find his missing partner and close the case? Pour yourself a damn fine cup of coffee and tune in to SmackDown LIVE, tonight at 8/7 C on USA Network, to find out!
MAPLE SYRUP ON A LOG
A ROSE WITH PAINFUL THORNS
ORANGE JUMPSUIT
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Baron Corbin looks like a young John Tenta
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>>72772
He's a pretty boy. Pretty boys get all the bitches bro.
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any point in watching this instead of just watching the Breezango segment on youtube later?
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>Orton and Mahal collide in non-title Grudge Match
But why?
>Shane McMahon to explain SummerSlam rules of engagement to Styles and Owens
Even wwe.com is joining in on the gay community shitposting.
>Will Lana prove herself against Charlotte Flair?
>Laughing horses
>Will Tyler Breeze solve the mystery in return to “Fashion Peaks”?
I hope not, I don't want this to end.
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>>72775
Anon dont liew to us this is just a really good shop right?
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>>72781
Anything is possible I suppose, but I just noticed it the other day on wikipedia and couldn't unsee it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Tenta#Sumo_career
They look less similar in other pictures of Tenta's early career, but there's still a resemblance. Maybe it's part of what the old guard in WWE today see in him, lol.
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Reminder that Breezango is 100% straight
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>>72786
Many gays have women to pretend they're straight.
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>>72787
Many straight men have close friendships that insecure ass niggaz think is gay just because one dressed up as a woman to go undercover fort their detective work
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>>72789
Traps are gay, anon.
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>>72784
Can't unsee either.
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>>72790
Being attracted to traps is gay. Breeze was probably like "wow i gotta dress up as a woman for this undercover work, that's gay as fuck" but he knew he had to do it for the case.
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>SD is in the same arena as last night's RAM
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>>72795
Is there any chance this is because they let people switch sides to the camera view if there are empty seats?
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inb4 it was the Ascension THE WHOLE TIME!!!
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>>72801
They already ruled out the ascension. Besides their office was trashed when they were interrogating the ascension. You're not even a real autism.
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what's the joke about the horse being named Tully?
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>>72802
They ruled out Konnor and Viktor, but there's more to the ascension than that.
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>>72802
We'll see at the big reveal in the next episode of fashion files.
not… lets drag it out for another 47 weeks until nxt has a new team to send up
>>72806
>"their opponents"
>"Mike Dalton"
oh shit
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>>72795
>The wrestling connoisseur will defend this
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>>72809
>Filters WW.E s.perg
How assblasted are you?
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>>72811
<whaa I can't post the same word over and over in a /tv/-tier attempt at baiting people
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>>72813
<whaa they're making fun of my favorite company
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>>72815
>Sir and maddam "not appearing in this film"
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>>72815
Why is Mojo so autistic?
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>>72814
>she epleposter is back doing his exact same "talk shit and try to make people mad" schtick
Ben Womack get back to work, Dairy Queen doesn't pay you to post on the internet.
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>I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD vs Pooman again
Muh smackdownie always wins right
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>>72822
I was going to watch, then I read this. See you in the G1 threads guys.
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>>72819
She epleposter is a WW E Sper g anon.
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>>72823
>I'm not going to watch because one match is a repeat
>but not say a word about the 500000th AJ vs Fatty Owens match
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>>72823
>Tfw two day break
>Tfw it's almost over
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HOKE HOGANposter wrestling connoisseur
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>>72827
well that's interesting
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The "logo now then forever" intro fro the main shows is always great.
>Pyro
<gone now
>a ton of famous legend wrestlers
<99% of them are retired or otherwise don't wrestle anymore
>entire intro hyping up the start of a show is made of shit that isn't even on the show anymore
wew, and now the Corbin run-in that happened during 205 live that nobody watched and super cena coming to the rescue.
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>>72825
>implying it's not all of the above
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>taima stream doesn't work
Guess I ain't watching all these match repeats
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>>72831
>>72822
What's with the edgy meme pictures?
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>>72832
They're pajeet dailymotion thumbnails
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>Cena calls out the "Super Cena" meme
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Wasnt jhon supposed to be a free agent?
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>Nakamura hits HARD
Wonder why?
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>Cena gives a promo over losing
>calls out the Montreal Screwjob
>calls out booking making him win 99.9% of his matches
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>>72840
How is this possible?
Is that Bizzaro Cena?
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I'm out then.
Also Charlotte best SD girl, fuck potatofags
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>>72842
CANADA IS BIZARRO WORLD MAGGLE
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>Coldsteel arrives with the briefcase
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>>72842
>>72844
>super cena the eternal face is the most profane wrestler in the PG era
>the edgy evil heels get lines like "shut up stupid handshake I'm sick and tired"
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>Heelface manager shits on a heel again
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Why did corbon came out if he doesn't want to fight and doesn't want to bantz?
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>>72849
So the retired vegan can make a shitty no-stipulation match for a PPV.
>not dressed to fight
<exact same outfit he wears when he gets into the ring for a match
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We'll see who the dumpster fire is, after i cash in my contract.
Nothin Personnel Toronto
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>>72849
Cause Cena talks too much
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>>72850
Why did Daniel Bryan retire anyway?
Seriously, I haven't watched in a long time, but last I remember he wrassled for like 4 years in WWE
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wooooooo time for the bix noods to fight some fly by night created-right-then tag team so they can job out and redo the exact same tag team match against the new gay at summerslam because fuck putting teams like The Ascension or any other tag team on television
>>72854
He got a concussion and Chris Benoit existed so Vince™ and crew got scared and forced him to stop wrestling lest he do the same thing.
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>>72854
He had to give up the wwe title due to concussions and head related injuries, then the dumb fuck not only changed nothing but got into a headbut battle with ziggler at mania in a match for the ic title. He won and had to give the ic title shortly after, then retired.
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WE GETN DOES TITLES BACK NU DAYZ.
JUST U WAIT.
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>Tye Dillenger
Alright!
>Sami Zayn
God damn it.
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>>72858
>Sami will never turn heel and form an isis stable with mustafa and ariya
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>they're actually letting Dillinger and Zayn look strong and put on a real match
Going better than expected.
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>>72862
>tap out and lose within 30 seconds of the post
Nevermind then.
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>>72862
>Dillinger eats the submission
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>The current state of Tye Dillinger
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>>72863
What's with smackdown and having good pairings like this but having 3 minute matches?
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Smackdown: home of every show and PPV being the exact same fucking match with the exact same fucking opponents in the exact same zero-stipulation match.
>>72866
Gotta have time to fit long promos and shit into a mere two hours because the third hour is just loserweights sliced off into a network-exclusive show nobody watches.
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>Usos run
Whats wrong?
Scared of Big E going to BLACK you?
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>>72869
We get it, you're gay for Big E
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>>72871
Does it bother you AJ?
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>pooman can't cheat against Randy this time
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>>72873
gay shit aide, New Day and Breezango could have a fun feud
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THE GAY COMMUNITY SEGMENT
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>absolutely nothing happened
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>>72885
>Top 10 Anime deaths
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>MAPLE SYRUP ON A LOG
>A ROSE WITH PAINFUL THORNS
>ORANGE JUMPSUIT
<absolutely none of them meant anything
>creative can't even keep a simple storyline going
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>>72889
It's not over yet.
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>wymyn power commercial
>the entire thing is claiming women are great because they eat
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>>72883
Those alien bastards are gonna pay for probing Dango. Also for shootin up my ride
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>Lana's entire gimmick is "sucks at wrestling and screeches"
Should never have changed from "Rusev's wife version of Paul Heyman". Complete shit.
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Why are they thanking lana? Did a nip slip?
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>tfw i miss when Lana was managing Ruru, when they both had the Drago and Ludmilla gimmick
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Lana jobs, and now we get to see glowy nigger beat carmella.
DIE EWIGE B KARTE
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>>72899
>The creative team still hasn't gotten over the Ziggler feud
Why are they so shit?
Ruru is so chill but they wanted him to get cucked by Ziggler.
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Is this a new theme for Owens? Definitely a new titantron.
>edgy barbed wire graphics
>hardcore matches don't even exist anymore
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>Kevin Owens still whines about that match
That fatty needs to take that loss.
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>>72902
Continuing:
>Owens doesn't even have the edgy look or demeanor to go with the dark red and barbed wire, he just gets mad and yells
>still a better intro theme than AJ has
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Am I hearing this chant right?
>FAGGOT OWENS
>AJ STYLES
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>>72900
>Ruru is so chill but they wanted him to get cucked by Ziggler.
It seems like that's creative's direction for every couple.
>Ruru and Lana had to deal with Ziggler and then Enzo whipping his dick out in a hotel room
>Miz and Maryse have their relationship perpetually questioned, literally every feud Miz is involved in the opponent goes after them both
And I don't doubt that this Maria/Mike Kanellis shit will head down that path at one point or another.
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>flashback to 1998 when the WWF was still good
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>it's a "let's have a PPV match on smackdown instead" show
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>The SummerSlam pre-show will be two hours long
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They need to bring back the "McMahons interfere with matches and booking on-camera to make things interesting" storylines. Vince™ might be too old to do more than occasionally talk, but Shane and Steph, not to mention HHH have to be around the age Vince™ was when he was getting into the ring, into matches, and thrown into exploding limos. They need to get into the picture more often.
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So nothing good left might as well leave
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They need to fire some people honestly, too many people mean too many matches.
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>>72910
I'll make you bleed fatty.
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>>72914
No.
3 HOUR SMACKDOWN NOW
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I'll make you glow Naomi.
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>>72811
They also filtered WW.E m.ark, seems like the BO is a mark. Not surprising I guess. Enjoy your dead product marks.
No.72920
>invent MITB contract as a gimmick and cool thing
>years later
>write things so it's never cashed in even in a non-title match against the reigning champion
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>>72919
Keep crying, faggot.
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>Memesworth made Naomi lose
I'll break his ankle.
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>>72921
The only one crying here is you about how WWE's best days are long past it, as in actual decades ago.
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>>72923
<whaaa why can't I repeat the same buzzword over and over shitting on a wrestling brand I don't like but refuse to stay out of the threads related to it even though I said I wasn't going to watch and post in the thread back in >>72823
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>>72923
>Bitching about a simple wordfilter
<n-nuh-NO, YOU'RE MAD
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20 MINUTE MAIN EVENT
IT'S A NO-STIPULATION NON-TITLE REPEAT MATCH
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Wordfilters are literally cancer, no matter what they're being applied to. BO and his vols are shit at their job.
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>>72924
>I made the overfiltering WW.E mar.k BO this assblasted
Good day.
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>>72928
>This mad he filters everything
BO is this much of a snowflake about his dying product.
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>>72928
DESIGNATED SHITTING SHOW
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>>72924
Oh, and by the way, I didn't watch it, I'm just shit posting. Cute you care so much though.
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>>72933
>Oh, and by the way, I didn't watch it, I'm just shit posting. Cute you care so much though.
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>Wrestling isn't filtered to Sports Entertainment
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>>72933
>Oh, and by the way, I didn't watch it, I'm just shit posting.
>Cute you care so much though.
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>whaa why can't I repeat the same buzzword
Some fucker was shitting up the G1 thread with constant derailings so we gave him a name ala HOKE HOGANposter. Sorry you got so assravaged about us naturally handling a problem instead of relying on shitty moderation like you want us to.
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>>72939
NAH NAH NAH NAH HEY HEY GOODBYE
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>>72941
Who is this guy anyway? The hell did he do?
Also, I have this version, from our big guys over at /bane/
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>>72941
>>72939
What rule did you/he break? Seriously if you aren't lying which it sounds like you are to try and upset the BO more why the fuck were you banned? There isn't any board specific rules listed anywhere, so I always assumed that only global rules applied?
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Wow orton won, hooray
Did the BO's shitfit kill this thread?
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>Orton finally allowed to win against pooman
>in a match that means nothing and has no lasting effect
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>>72947
>Gets decked by Ruru after it as well
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>>72944
>What rule did he break?
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>>72943
>The hell did he do?
>>72944
>What rule did you/he break?
Wrongthink. Apparently you must love WWE and the BO. The BO is love the BO is life.
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>>72961
I meant the guy in the webm. The British dude.
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>>72961
>spamming and shitting up the board with every post being nothing but shitting on people and trying to start fights = """""""""""""""""""wrongthink""""""""""""""""""""
You keep digging yourself further into a hole.
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>>72927
I bet it's Jim's goons handling shit here after he found out the board exists when Wrestlemania was coming up.
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>>72947
>Jinder finally loses
>It's in his home country of Canada
Bravo once more WWE
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>>72986
WE NEED MORE HEAT DAMMIT
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>KO face turn at a house show
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Later part of this thread reeks of the old /intl/ raid days. Shit up the board and start shit intentionally, force moderation action to occur, then come back and try to stir shit against the moderation for taking the action it's forced to take.
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>>73026
>happened in quebec at a live show
Probably just a one off.
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>>73227
>Using footage from Main Event and Superstars for your WWE champion
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>Relaxing ocean moments with Shinsuke Nakamura
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>>73235
>ywn surf with shinny