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WWE Raw preview, Aug. 7, 2017: Will Reigns or Strowman be the Last Man Standing?
>With the Universal Championship Fatal 4-Way Match at SummerSlam only weeks away, Roman Reigns and Braun Strowman will continue their epic rivalry tonight when the two Superstars compete in a Last Man Standing Match on Raw.
>Roman Reigns and Braun Strowman to face off in a Last Man Standing Match tonight on Raw'''
With less than three weeks to go until they clash in a Fatal 4-Way Match with the Universal Championship on the line at SummerSlam, it has been announced that Roman Reigns and Braun Strowman will continue their epic rivalry when they compete in a Last Man Standing Match tonight on Raw.
The personal history between Reigns and Strowman is well known, as they have already competed in several brutal encounters, including their Ambulance Match last month at WWE Great Balls of Fire. What will happen when these two Superstars have to inflict enough damage onto one another to keep them down for a count of 10 and be declared the victor of the Last Man Standing Match? And what impact will this have on the looming Universal Title Match at The Biggest Event of Summer?
Find out tonight at 8/7 C on USA Network!
>Bayley no longer competing at SummerSlam
After undergoing evaluation earlier today in Toronto, the injured Bayley will no longer be challenging Alexa Bliss for the Raw Women’s Championship at SummerSlam. The Huggable One is slated to address her condition tonight, live on Raw.
Also tonight, per Raw General Manager Kurt Angle, two Triple Threat Matches will be held, with the winner of each match battling one-on-one next week on Raw for the right to face Bliss for the coveted title at The Biggest Event of the Summer.
>still implying it's not a kayfabe injury that will lead to a heel turn
>Does Rollins truly have Ambrose’s back?
After Seth Rollins defeated Sheamus in singles action, The Kingslayer fell victim to a 2-on-1 beatdown by the Raw Tag Team Champions, and was ultimately assisted by Dean Ambrose, who ate a Brogue Kick in the process.
But don’t mistake The Lunatic Fringe’s actions for friendship. Ambrose made it clear that he only helped Rollins even the odds against Cesaro & Sheamus so he wouldn’t look like “the jerk,” and that Rollins wouldn’t return the favor if their roles were reversed. Will Rollins have the chance to prove his loyalty on Raw?
>How will Wyatt respond to Bálor’s mind games?
Bray Wyatt is a master of psychological warfare, but Finn Bálor has a trick or two up his sleeve as well. During The Eater of Worlds’ diatribe in which he boasted about hitting the Irishman with Sister Abigail the previous week, Bálor appeared in the ring from the darkness to ambush Wyatt, then sent the sinister Superstar tumbling out of the ring and up the ramp in retreat. However Wyatt responds tonight, it won’t be subtle.
Don’t miss Raw at 8/7 C on USA Network!
Bo Wyatt soon
No.72353
DAILY REMINDER /wooo/ IS THE [LOUD BOOING]S YARD
OOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
#Ahhyezzir
No.72358
#WOKEN Matt Hardy or I turn on the helium
No.72360
>The Huggable One
>The Biggest Event of the Summer
>The Kingslayer
>The Lunatic Fringe
>The Eater of Worlds
>the sinister Superstar
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>>72360
>The Ultimate Thrill Ride
>The Most Exciting Hour on Television
>The Beast Incarnate
>The Monster Among Men
>The Insider Byron Saxton
>The Artist Shinsuke Nakamura
No.72368
>Bayley no longer competing at SummerSlam
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>>72366
>Yesterday we find out Cody cant fuck the revival anymore
>Today we find out the revival gets fucked again
Coincidence?
No.72371
>the Triple Threat qualifiers for who will challenge Alexa Bliss for her Raw women’s title at Summerslam will be the following matches:
>Nia Jax vs. Mickie James vs. Dana Brooke
>Alicia Fox vs. Emma vs. Sasha Banks
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>>72371
>Literally only two womyn that aren't jobbers
>Womyn's division
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>>72371
I just hope its anyone but Sasha Banks.
I don't want that BLM supporting horse anywhere close to the championship.
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>>72375
Woke is a nigger meme, what did you expect?
No.72378
>>72376
I expected Señor Benjamin
No.72379
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>>72373
>Implying it won't be her
She'll become a 23287137823 time RAW womens champion
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>>72378
He's being held captive by JJ in his global force golden fortress.
No.72381
>He wants BROKEN Matt in the WWE
It'll be the Club all over again
No.72382
[LOUD BOOING] always wins
No.72383
>>72381
You mean extremely successful former wwe raw tag team champions?
No.72384
Who is this [LOUD BOOING] you all speak of?
No.72385
>>72383
Don't forget he was a G1 finalist in 2012
No.72386
>>72381
we need something. this company is seriously dying.
No.72387
>>72386
I-it's impossible! It's the biggest wrestling in the world! I-I bet you're one of those weebs!
No.72388
>>72367
THE NEW ERA MAGGLE
No.72389
>>72387
>wrestling
IT'S SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT DAMNIT
No.72390
>>72385
A G1 finalist that had to eat a pin from fucking ENZO.
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>>72381
>facebook meme watermark
>piano cover of a MGSV song
>low effort meme creation
DELETE this
No.72393
>>72387
Maybe you should just find a better face rather then constantly keep pushing Ramen Noodles.
No.72394
>>72393
FAKE MONEY AND PLASTIC STREAMERS
No.72395
>>72394
Here comes the WWE sperg.
No.72397
>>72396
Where's the bo wyatt poster?
No.72398
>>72365
>no Fs for The Mechanics
No.72401
>>72395
>everybody is the same person no more than one person could possibly disagree with me or mock my shilling for fake money and plastic streamers
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>>72398
>tumblr gif-length video
>not long enough before and after the meme kickout to understand what happened
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>>72404
>This kills the Bayley sperg
No.72407
T-MINUS 23 MINUTES GET HYPED
No.72408
>>72401
Don't get mad because Roman can't get no draws.
No.72409
>>72405
The only reason I posted the 80 second clip in the purpleweight thread to begin with was for Vic Joseph's girlish scream.
No.72411
>>72406
That's not even her
No.72412
>>72409
>not posting the whole thing again here
>on a board that lets you reuse the same image multiple times even within the same thread
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>>72397
Bo Wyatt tonight, boys.
No.72414
>starts with the Miz and the humiliated Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel
>Miz is whining
Bo and Curtis need to betray Miz in a great storyline and join the Wyatt family.
No.72415
Anyone have the JR black son tweet?
No.72416
>>72413
>>72410
Bo opening the show boys.
No.72418
>Curtis Axel gets his own match and called by name
>Miz gets BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>Bo Dallas gets nothing
No.72419
>>72404
the hell did this come from and why isn't it in the fap thread
No.72420
Brock is here for one of his several TV appearances of the year.
No.72422
No.72423
>tfw Kurt is literally Michael
No.72424
>Bo gets to be the body guard between Brock and Miz
No.72427
>Multiple overlapping 'Suplex City' chants
No.72428
Miz does a pretty great Heyman impression.
No.72429
That sign is triggering me so much I'm literally being raped on monday night raw.
No.72431
I hope Bo gets destroyed by the Blue Piss Justice, damn Botists shitting up the board
No.72432
>>72429
<I love white belts too
t. miz
No.72434
>Paul immediately starts talking about sex RPing
>calls Bo Dallas "fatty joe"
No.72435
>I'm a pretty princess
<Paul Heyman edition
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>>72436
And the ringpost, and the mat, and the F5.
No.72440
>Bo bumping and selling like a boss
No.72443
>>72404
cumming on bailey while she sleeps is a top tier fetish
No.72444
>>72442
Being a champion means nothing now.
No.72445
>>72439
Don't forget the German
No.72446
>>72444
be a real shame if something happened to your IC check 'em.
No.72449
>>72444
>>72442
>shit talking the
INDISPUTED
UNIVERSAL CHAMPION
MY CLIENT
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK
LESNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
No.72450
>Burn it down
I don't like this new meme
No.72451
>that burn it down scream in seth's theme
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No.72454
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>72450
me either, he should have just changed to new theme
No.72456
>>72453
more liek (((Comedy Central))) amirite
No.72457
>TFW they have to sling everything against the wall to try to make seth rollings a cool face
No.72458
>reminding us of that best of 7 series with Cesaro and Sheamus
Fuck you Cole.
No.72459
>Still calling him the celtic warrior
>Not the celtic guardian
WeW WWE
No.72460
>advertisement for a show about an MKULTRA victim programmed to kill a specific target
>they'll still fuck it up
>>72459
>not calling him "the great white"
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>72454
but with the intro of this
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>>72461
>>72454
Why do both of those thumbnails make Rollins look like he's in the character select screen from an old Mortal Kombat game?
No.72464
When did "impotently slap/hollywood karate chop someone's chest" become this common a move in wrestling? What a shit move.
>>72462
He is THE KINGSLAYER.
No.72465
What a botched spot.
>Ziggler-tier selling of Seamus's punch
>Seamus just sits there and lets Seth get up and set up a flip spot
No.72467
>>72462
They did try to push that superhero mobile game a while back.
No.72468
Seff really is just a shit combo of several njpw wrestler, it's amazing.
No.72470
>>72467
THE [LOUD BOOING] BBYGURL
No.72471
>the man known as the monster among men
No.72472
>>72470
Does Roman filter to [LOUD BOOING] yet?
No.72475
>Literally showing some 14 year old girl's fanfiction
No.72476
No.72477
>JP Goulet
Where'd they pull Mr. Poutine from?
No.72478
>shield storyline gets no inclusion of roman
>Jason Jordan gets a match against a generic CAW that doesn't even have an intro song nor titantron, not even a generic one
>it's Curtis Hawkins 2.0
No.72479
>Goulet has the star of david on his back
OY VEY
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No.72482
>Jason comes out
>No reaction
>Jobber comes out
>LETS GO JOBBER
No.72483
I seriously hope the next GM Angle storyline involves him getting fired for rigging and babying Jordan , this is garbage not even Smackdown resorts to.
No.72484
>>72479
>Jason Jordan jumps a Jewish jobber
No.72485
>Drew MacIntyre is in NXT
>Slater is relaxing in his doublewide, occasionally mails in an appearance with Rhyno
>Jinder Mahal is a champion somehow
3MB is actually back in WWE
No.72486
>>72482
>Jordan gets heat for winning
No.72487
>very wimpy fall that literally every other wrestler on the roster has to take
>especially Curtis Hawkins and the nameless jobbers who get violently squashed when they want to make someone look strong
>womenfag wrestler gets hurt from wimpy hit
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>>72487
>inb4 this is all creative's idea after this shit she complained about having "no direction" on the Austin podcast.
No.72492
HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE HUGGABLE ONE
No.72493
>>72491
Welcome to WWE where the heels get booed, and the faces get booed louder.
No.72495
>>72492
>>inb4 this is actually a jinderbot that got confused by bayley's shoot
No.72497
>>72494
>blissthinks.jpg
>you can see the gears in her head trying to move and come up with an intelligent idea
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No.72499
Fuck everyone that booed her, I'm autistic and even I feel empathy for her
No.72500
what is it with those fucking retarded gloves, they're like 80% there
No.72501
>niggerliesmatter vs "spent months as nothing but a loserweight jobber's love interest" vs shitposting jobber
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>>72498
>Off by one
<Disliking best X
Have a nice day!
No.72504
>it's a full 3 count
<"OH SHE KICKS OUT"
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No.72506
I look forward to the Blisstard salt at Summerslam
No.72507
>It's gonna be horse vs. Bliss again
No.72508
>inb4 Braun vs Roman is a 6 minute main event
No.72509
>>72506
Sasha will be a transitional champ for best girl
No.72510
THE [LOUD BOOING] ROMAN REIGNS AHH YEZZIR
No.72511
>women's match
>triple threat with two jobbers
Why did I waste my time watching this?
No.72512
>>72509
>taps out of shitty submission hold in 3 second
>eternal jobber
>ever champion
No.72513
>>72511
Solely for Alicia Faux's Nothern Lights suplex
No.72514
No.72516
>a certified jobber and a bonafide loser
No.72518
>This fucking loser gets cheered over Bayley
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.72520
>>72518
>tries to give off pure image
>has multiple tattoos
shes a roastie in disguise, anon
No.72521
>That ad inserted over Gallows and Anderson
No.72522
So the Cass v. Slow/Enzo feud is over? Is Enzo/Big slow vs. The JUST club an actual new feud or a chance for the JUST club to JUST job out again?
No.72524
>>72518
>Pic 3
>female Tommy Wiseu
No.72525
>>72518
>JUST club gets a full 3 count on Enzo
>they're pretending it wasn't a 3 count
RAM is the Botch show this week.
No.72526
Why do I keep coming back to Raw? I'm not interested in any of the story lines and anyone that I like that's on the show is just misused anyways. It's like an abusive relationship where I keep thinking it will change but it never does.
No.72527
>>72526
At least it's better than Smackdown.
No.72528
>>72526
I watch it just to laugh with /wooo/.
No.72529
>JUST club gets to win for once
>Cass v. Show is still on
>Enzo gets BTFO effortlessly
This went better than expected.
At least it was until Big Slow cheapshots a wimpy punch and Cass Ziggler-sold it.
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No.72531
>selling the aftermath of that punch that hard
Dolph Ziggler-Big Cass tagteam when?
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No.72536
How long until the fancy lights are removed from entrances to cut costs?
No.72537
>Finn getting cheered over Bayley
What the fuck did they do to her
No.72538
>>72537
She's a new member of the
JUST CLUB
No.72539
>Bray Wyatt's in the center of the ring,… and Finn Balor's perched above!
Great commentary, Cole.
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No.72542
GOD BLESS MERCURY INSURANCE FOR BRINGING US THIS MATCH ON RAW
No.72543
>promo
>15 seconds of wrestling
>pre-recorded promo
Grade-A booking.
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No.72546
>Seamus has a singles match
>play the tagteam combined theme and titantron
>Cesaro has a singles match
>play Cesaro's solo theme and titantron
What did they mean by this?
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No.72549
>le wacky man getting cheers over bayley
I FUCKING HATE EVERYONE
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No.72552
>>72549
Ambrose did nothing wrong.
No.72553
>>72547
hey zack did something great once
No.72554
>>72549
Your fault for having shit taste.
No.72556
>>72553
That was a good day to be on /wooo/
No.72557
im enjoying booker's commentary right now a lot more than i ever have saxton's
No.72558
>>72554
>I like Charlotte
<le shit taste
>I like Bayley
<le shit taste
fuck do you want then
No.72559
>"YEAH EAT SHIT CESARO"
Kevin Dunn forgot to mute the crowd.
No.72560
>>72558
Stop liking horses.
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>>72560
If he did that, then the list of eligible women on the roster would be
>
No.72564
>>72562
Anyone that isn't a horse.
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>>72564
Exactly, the list would be:
>
No.72566
Is Cesaro just in-ring shitposting right now?
>those wimpy fake as shit little play-slaps
No.72567
hey that was actually a pretty good match
daily reminder to push cesaro
No.72568
>>72560
Pic related isnt a horse
No.72569
>Be Dean Ambrose
>have a finisher
>never get to use it
Dirty Deeds RIP
>>72567
MOTN for sure so far, not that there was much of a competition.
No.72570
>>72566
its like in nipshit where one wrestler just teases the other and asks "is that all you got?". Although its done poorly here
Ishii does it frequently
No.72571
I'm having a Goldust / R-Truth flashback
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>>72572
Haha no, Seth walks
SAMOA BO, SAMOA STRONG
No.72575
kek I missed bork destroying miz and co.
No.72576
>>72568
Okay.
As long as she isn't a horse.
No.72577
>>72575
Bo looked really strong though
No.72578
Really makes you think. Does Brock refuse to be a regular just so he can avoid being put in shit matches and forced to job when they feel like pushing someone else? How do they reconcile Tozawa's kayfabe shoulder injury and willingness to keep doing matches despite it with Bayley's apparently real injury? Missing consistency there.
No.72579
So is Titus a face or something?
No.72580
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>>72577
Yeah, he looked really strong not being able to do anything but get tackled, thrown into a corner, tackled again suplexed, and F5'd.
No.72582
>>72577
>Strongbo is Strong
No.72584
Booker sounds like he really doesn't want to be here. Backstage heat between him and Titus?
No.72587
>>72578
Bork probably got got nostalgic or WWE offered him a nice paycheck, then remembered why he left in the first place. He's probably assigned to PPV matches because he knows Vince™ won't boot him out of fear of losing merchandise and ticket sales.
The injury consistency is either the writers fucking up or the women being pansies again. Both are equally valid.
No.72588
>>72585
DAMMIT DUNN WHY DIDN'T YOU MUTE THE BOOS?
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>>72587
Was he ever successful in the UFC? I can't imagine he pulled a CM Punk there.
>NXT commercial
>the jap can't speak
>shitty niggerrap music
No.72590
Obvious winner of this match: Roseanne "Nia Jax" Barr
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No.72591
>Alexa holding a toy title
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No.72593
Can the belt even fit around Nia's fat waist?
No.72594
>>72589
I don't know myself, but i'd imagine he was pretty successful in the UFC, which is why i'm thinking it could have been nostalgia that brought him back.
No.72595
I hope Nia wins.
Don't let Sasha get another title shot.
No.72596
>Nia didn't let up one bit
>tfw neither of her opponents whine about "shoulder injuries" even though they got demolished
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No.72600
This means Goldust is moving to a managerial role now?
No.72602
>unannounced golddust segment
>it's another promo
>implying anyone cares
>only 20 minutes left in the show for the main event
>still covering promos and replays
No.72603
>Another Shark Cage match
No.72606
>>72600
He's getting up there in years and can't wrestle for shit. His feud with R Truth only worked because Truth was booked to do nothing and throw himself into walls the entire time before being shunned into dark matches. Hopefully he doesn't take Bo and turn him into Bodust
No.72607
>Braun getting a pop
Braun approves.
No.72608
>dominos bread twists
Why spend a commercial on the most boring side to a pizza possible? Breadsticks, but smaller, twisted, seasoned (as if pizza hut didn't already offer that), and more expensive? What a waste. The proper sides for pizza are the boneless buffalo wings.
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>>72608
>The proper sides for pizza are the boneless buffalo wings.
That timestamp just about settles that question.
No.72612
>have to piss
>can't wait 20 minutes
>civilized man that uses the bathroom instead of a bottle
>no tv in bathroom
>end up missing the start of the match
No.72613
>Booker is shilling for Reigns
>gets cut off by Cole
No.72614
>a match about being down for a 10 count in a city that chants 10 at every number
No.72616
Roman's "slap the inner forearm on the shoulder of the opponent" move looks like a fucking cartoon, what a joke of a wrestler.
No.72618
>Still booing Roman
>Cheers when he gets hurt
No.72619
>Strowman can do a dropkick
No.72621
>Roman's going to be the heel and use a weapon again
No.72624
>office chair to the face
WEW
No.72625
I swear Cole is more of a mark for Reigns than he ever was for Miz
No.72626
>Roman suppose to be STRONK
>Has a hard time picking up Braun
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>>72626
>he's leaning against chairs children sit in to use them as shields
No.72629
>5 minutes over time
Running out of time. Who will win, the fans' favorite or Vince™'s favorite?
No.72630
>marking the fuck out over a shitty football tackle move
No.72631
Tell me they're not trying to book roman as wining after cocina clutch.
No.72632
>Samoa Joe interrupts the match
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No.72635
I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU
No.72639
>>72638
Should have been enough to put him down for the count.
>totaldivaseps
What faggot channel/stream are you watching that forces that watermark on it? Makes gifs and images look gay.
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>>72639
I just ran to twitter and pulled the first gif I could find. I can't into capturing livestreams.
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>>72655
>The Bayleyfag that keeps shitposting here must sound really stupid right about now
No.72661
>>72659
Says the newfag who doesn't know how to greentext.
No.72664
>Brown strongman vs tha [LOUD BOOING] oh my last man standing match
>Samoa joe wins
>Seff has been trying to yaoi it up with dean
>Dean acts tsundere
>Dead finally goes full dere dere
>Seff turn tsuntsun instead
Why are they letting tumblr book the show?
No.72670
>>72589
From what I've been told, he dominated UFC until he got surgery, and then went on break after losing a few matches because people kept kicking him in his still-healing surgery scars.
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>>72664
>being a faggot
>using japanese meme words
Gays not welcome.
>>72670
wew
UFC shills btfo then.
<oh it's real fighting so it's real sport and good the best real honor let's watch the reality show about the up and coming trainees too
>fight dirty and attack healing wounds
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>>72732
Toronto is /ourcity/
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>>72734
>>72732
City of faggots booing best girl.
I look forward to Blisstards crying at Summerslam
No.72742
>>72737
I look forward to your suicide before we even get there.
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>>72608
>side dishes with pizza
now I know why Americans are so fat
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>>72479
>>72484
Someone needs to slap the Merchant face on Goulet (real name Tomer Shalom if anyone cares) and /pol/'s logo on Jordan
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>>72737
>Getting upset that your shit waifu is getting booed
>Whiteknighting this hard
Just kill yourself.
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>>72743
>hurr eating food at all is fat having a side dish means you're eating the entire pizza and the side dish yourself because I'm a dumb nigger subhuman europoor that would rather insult a nation across the pond than worry about the invasion of my country and genocide of my people look at me my dinner portion is 3 ounces total weight and costs me $50 to buy
No.73006
>>72737
>having this pile of fermented bean curd as your waifu
You will forever be a loser.
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>>72764
looks like a hit a sore spot