No.69329
Tonight, SmackDown LIVE will host the WWE Battleground 2017 pay-per-view, streaming live on the """""""""""award-winning"""""""""""" WWE Network at 8 ET/5 PT. The special event features the return of the Punjabi Prison Match when Randy Orton challenges Jinder Mahal for the WWE Championship. Plus, John Cena will attempt to defend America’s honor against Rusev in a Flag Match, and Kevin Owens looks to take back his United States Title from the Phenomenal AJ Styles.
>WWE Championship Punjabi Prison Match
>Jinder Mahal (c) vs. Randy Orton
>Flag Match
>John Cena vs. Rusev
>SmackDown Tag Team Championship Match
>The Usos (c) vs. The New Day
Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Baron Corbin
>United States Championship Match
>AJ Styles (c) vs. Kevin Owens
>Five-Way Elimination Match to determine Naomi's opponent at SummerSlam
>Charlotte Flair vs. Becky Lynch vs. Natalya vs. Tamina vs. Lana (Preview)
>Sami Zayn vs. Mike Kanellis
>WWE Battleground Kickoff Match
>Tye Dillinger vs. Aiden English
<The gay community has a segment that means nothing.
>Tickets start at $25 and are available at WellsFargoCenterPhilly.com.
>only $25 pls buy t. Vince
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No.69332
best girl better win the #1 contenders match number 378182787381
No.69334
only watching for my waifu tbh
No.69338
only watching for my waifu tbh
No.69341
I might actually skip this one. This ppv looks pretty bad on it's own but after four straight days of G1 I can't muster up any interest.
I'll definitely check the gay community conclusion, even though there's about 10% chance it won't be disappointing as fuck like reuniting luke and rowan.
>WWE Championship Punjabi Prison Match
>Jinder Mahal (c) vs. Randy Orton
>Flag Match
>John Cena vs. Rusev
Who thought this would draw?
No.69346
>>69329
>The gay community has a segment that means nothing.
The fuck you just say nigga? Feel the wrath of Tyler Breeze.
No.69348
>>69343
they don't see any problem with English hanging out in their office?
No.69353
Daily reminder Breezango are 100% straight
No.69362
>>69343
>English interrupting Breeze before he denies the existence of the Illuminati.
No.69363
>>69343
>mfw Breezango is more over than Roman Reigns
No.69364
>>69363
A fucking list was more over than ramen.
No.69366
>>69364
a fucking number is more over than ramen
No.69367
>>69366
Only NERDs like Tye, casuals are mostly indifferent to him, especially since he is perpetually absent on SD.
No.69368
>>69364
>>69366
>Vince's face when he can't handle the truth
No.69372
>>69366
A fucking dead cat is more over than ramen.
No.69373
>>69372
A fucking sock was more over than ramen.
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No.69376
>>69372
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING DEAD CAT
No.69382
>>69341
>reuinite the former members of the FAILED Wyatt cult
>they turn and BTFO Bray so hard he has to steal Bo away from the evil influence of the Miz
>Bo Wyatt begins
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>>69382
>Bo Wyatt begins
Way to plow through a mountain of shit to find a diamond anon, well done.
No.69387
If only Bo and Bray were on Smackdown
No.69389
>>69366
>>69372
King Maxell has more fans, and is still more over than Ramen.
No.69390
>>69374
I want to know this too
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>>69397
I wrote a.w.o.o.o.
Mods are having too much fun with wordfilters.
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>>69398
They should really change it to "I am a furfag please bully me"
No.69401
>Suddenly this place has mods now
No.69404
>>69329
>Sami Zayn vs. Mike Kanellis
didn't they just do this like a week ago?
No.69409
>>69404
Repeated matches are nothing new for WWE.
>inb4 they have a match later this week on TV
No.69410
>>69409
They probably will. Mike will win tonight then Sami will overcome the odds next match. Same old formula.
No.69411
>>69341
>after 4 straight days of G1 I can't muster up any interest
I'm with you but unfortunately I got nothing else to do so I'm watching this.
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>>69412
Ah fuck this is gonna be shit
No.69414
>>69411
Ah shit this is gonna be fuck
No.69415
>>69414
What the fuck is this
No.69418
>Tye "The Perfect Preshow" Dillinger
No.69419
No.69420
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>69418
The Perfect Breezango/Breezango 10 when?
No.69421
>>69420
Tye Dillinger is how I imagine Juice Robinson will look in 10 years
No.69424
>>69423
More like the manlet community
No.69425
>>69423
>That TNA tier crowd
No.69426
>>69423
>tfw AJ is literally BALLIN
No.69427
>>69425
The Phillies suck, what do you want? They aren't even mid-card in the MLB.
No.69428
Are the Alimony Brothers still employed?
No.69429
>>69428
Yeah they beat the Hardys on Raw too.
No.69430
>>69428
They legit have one of the worst outfits for any tag team in history. What the fuck is that shit?
No.69431
Will Aiden finally go over or further cement himself as a jobber?
No.69432
>@Prettyreigns
I wonder whose twitter account that is
No.69433
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
HERES TO THE GREATEST (GREATEST)
No.69434
>>69430
Meanwhile, in Japan.
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>>69434
I sure am glad I'm not in the G1 anymore.
No.69439
>Murica ads
Fuck off cena.
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No.69442
>This morning I was watching ibushi vs ishii, now I'm watching a ppv with the great khali
Fuck me.
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No.69447
who the fuck is the jew on the panel
No.69449
>>69447
I THOUGHT YOUR NAME WAS PETER, NOT MARK.
No.69451
>>69448
PRAISE THE MAHARAJA
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No.69453
Hey guys, how does one jinder a hall anyways?
No.69455
>>69453
It's like decking the halls, but with a lot more shitting in the streets.
No.69456
Did they just say the punjabi prison is the first match?
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>>69458
Random colorful designs photoshopped on the faces of wrestlers, apparently.
No.69461
>The two biggest matches on the card are both american good guy vs foreign villain
No.69462
>>69455
Jinder the halls with tons of shit. lalalalala lala la la
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>>69461
Three with kevin vs gay man.
No.69467
Ãnd here comes more murica.
No.69468
>this shitty spoiler image
>not having pic related
No.69469
>commentary is JBL, Tom Phillips, and Byron Saxton
No.69470
>>69421
nah juice is gonna get hogan tier JUICED up
No.69471
CHAD WARDEN BRINGING BACK THAT SLICK BLACK PEE ES TRIPLE.
No.69473
>Not showing the only part that people actually cared about
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No.69476
>Big e isn't wrestling
Gee I wonder who will win.
No.69477
>>69476
He'd rather would have a match where he can BLACK a manlet.
No.69478
Real quick:
>Inb4 Poonjobber Prison match is shitshow
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>>69480
He just wants to get his paycheck and go home
No.69484
>>69483
He's a known wwe m.a.r.k.
No.69485
>>69483
>Spoiler button staying on
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No.69488
OOOOOOOOOOOH /WOOO/
DON'T YOU DARE BE SOWAH
CLAP FOR YOUR WORLD FAMOUS 3 TIME CHAMPS
AND FEEEEEEL THE POWAAAAAH
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>>69487
That's pretty good for a WWE opening match honestly.
No.69491
How long till New Day vs Breezango ultimate comedy feud?
No.69492
>>69491
I bet he keeps his butthole tight for Xavier.
No.69493
>>69492
The a.w.o.o. community getting btfo.
No.69495
>That fucking Coldsteel blades font
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No.69497
What the fuck do they have Nakamura wearing?
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No.69500
Baron "I main Reaper" Corbin
No.69502
>Baron Corbin wins the Most Metal Athlete of 2016
Most edgiest wrestler
No.69503
Shinsuke "I don't take bumps" Nakamura
No.69505
>>69504
Knee deep in the under card
No.69506
Will Coldsteel cash in tonight?
No.69507
Is that james memesworth in the front row?
No.69508
>WWE nakamura
Njpw nakamura would've ended coldsteel already.
No.69509
>>69506
I doubt it. I half expected him to attack Shinsuke during the entrance and cause a no contest so he could be fresh and cash in, but now I doubt it.
No.69510
Peter Steele in the front row as always
No.69511
>Shinsuke "I traded G1 for this" nakamura
No.69512
>>69506
>Corbin breaks open the punjabi prison trying to be Kane tearing off the cell door
No.69513
>that out of ring into ring clothesline
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>>69514
Oh never mind it's just gonna be a dumb DQ finish
No.69517
Hey Shinsuke, how's it going buddy. Just wanted to say thanks for leaving NJPW and leaving your spot wide open for me to feel. Hope you're having fun over there in WWE, I'm sure you're having nothing but 5 star matches.
No.69518
"Do you miss me yet Nakamura?"
No.69519
>low blow dq finish
>on a ppv
what is this 1984?
No.69520
WE WUZ SUPER HEROEZ N SHIEEET
No.69521
You guys are fucking retards if you don't understand that Nakamura has done everything he can do in IWGP and he's perfectly happy making bank in WWE… even if the booking is shit.
No.69522
Nothin Personnel Shinsuke
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No.69524
>this niggerific summerslam ad
No.69525
>>69374
>>69390
Daryl Takahashi. He ded.
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No.69530
This blacklight shit looks fucking terrible on video
No.69531
>>69527
>If this comes out I could be ruined
>Vince: "YOU'RE A COAL BURNER?!!! YOU'RE FIRED!!!!"
No.69532
>>69531
Just realized how hilarious this is tbh.
No.69534
>tfw Ruru is smashing this everyday
Ruru is such a lucky man.
No.69535
>JBL low key mentioning Hogan
No.69536
>>69533
>Naomi first to come
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No.69543
>Charlottes muscular body
mein gott
No.69545
>breaking up pins and submissions in an elimination match
No.69546
As much flak I give Charlotte, them moonsaults are pretty as fuck.
No.69547
NATTIE GONNA BEAT TRISH'S RECORD
No.69548
>mfw the Charlottefag got BTFO
No.69549
If they're keeping charlotte face this was actually a good idea. They can have carmella cash in at sunmerslam and then charlotte can take it from her.
No.69551
>>69548
Doesn't matter, there seems to be no Nattyfags
No.69552
THE USA CHAMPIONSHIP COMMUNITY?!
No.69553
>>69551
Better having Natty than a horse.
No.69554
Get ready for the MOTN boys
No.69555
>>69550
>>69553
Nattie has nice tits.
No.69557
>>69555
Have they been leaked yet?
No.69558
>>69555
Nah. She has fake as fuck bolt ons that after a decade still haven't quite settled.
No.69559
Reminder that the United States title is being fought for right now, but WWE is advertising another forced John Cena match as a battle for America.
No.69560
>Scott Steiner's face when he sees Kevin Owens winning the US Championship
No.69561
>KO crotches aj on the post
>isn't a dq
>baron wow bwowing shinsuke was
where's the consistency?
No.69563
>kick someone in the nuts
<DQ
>throw someone nuts first into a steel post
<it's okay lol
Fuck WWE
No.69564
>>69561
I legit get the feeling the writers don't talk to each other about the matches. That's how you end up with shit like MitB where you have a night with repeated shit finishes.
No.69565
Kevin does a good job pissing off Americans
No.69566
>>69561
>>69563
It's been that way for over 20 years. I don't see why you would complain about that now.
No.69567
>>69565
Kevin "rest holds" Owens pisses me off too
No.69568
>>69565
"Swissconsin" gets me every fucking time
No.69569
>>69566
They rarely have blatant contradictions like this on the same show.
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No.69573
I knew they were gonna shitfinish it. Good ol' WWE, always shitting the bed.
No.69575
Now Sami can take the US title and the KO will get the WWE title
No.69576
>ref knocked out
>no pin attempts, no tapping, no weapons used
What is the point
No.69577
That was terrible, why did they do a ref bump for essentially a clean finish?
No.69578
What kind of finish was that?
No.69580
>>69579
No Jinder, the shit doesn't fall from the sky, the shit lies in the streets!
No.69581
Does this mean the US Open Challenge is done with? I was actually looking forward to it.
No.69582
>>69579
Why does Jinder love anime tiddies so much?
No.69583
Speaking of colours, Rusev doesn't even wear his own.
No.69584
This feels like a 2000 WCW ppv. Stupid finishes. Stupid stipulations. Dead crowd. How long till the next G1 day?
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>>69584
the 25th so tomorrow night/morning
No.69587
>JBL called Cena Big Match John
JBL posts here I know it
No.69588
>>69587
JBL actually called him Big Match John first before it caught on as a meme.
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No.69590
Man john cena sucks without someone good carrying his match
No.69593
Not sure if flag matches suck ass, or ifit's just jhon
No.69595
>nobody has hucked a flagpole like a javelin yet
what's the fucking point
No.69596
>tfw there could have been so many better match choices than this
I'd take Ascension vs Hype Bros over this
No.69597
I mean shit, Imagine how much better Chad Gable vs Ziggler would have been
No.69598
>>69597
You could give extra time to the gay community, or fucking anything
No.69599
>those half assed USA chants
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No.69603
>Rusev comes back from a few months off an injury
>immediately jobs to cena again
No.69605
this show feels like it's longer than all the G1 shows combined
No.69606
>>69443
>>69445
>jobber that DQed against Orton by throwing him into the stairs beat jobber that got squashed by pooman
wow how surprise
No.69607
Anybody save clips or screencaps of the matches?
No.69608
Excuse me gentlemen, I'm sorry to interrupt but I'm going to rape you right now.
No.69609
So Mike Bennett's gimmick is that he is a cuck, right?
No.69610
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. HERE'S TO THE GREATEST (GREATEST)
MATCH OF THE WHOLE NIGHT
I'M BURNING UP IN THIS MATCH
I'M BURNING UP INSIDE THIS MATCH
No.69611
>Things More Entertaining Than a Flag Match, please
No.69612
>>69609
They're gonna be revealed as siblings
No.69614
So who do you want to win? Cuck vs. Lying Ginger Sand Nigger?
No.69615
FIRST THE HORSE THEN DARYL NOW FANDANGO IS KIDNAPPED! HOLY SHIT!
No.69616
>try OP stream links
>none work
Is there a real actual stream or is this a buy the network for Vince thing?
No.69618
>>69610
Huey Lewis or fuck off >>69437
No.69619
what sort of gay shit does sami have on his tights this time?
No.69621
>>69611
I bet the one that attacked them was Luke Harper
No.69623
>>69619
>Resist Despair
>tfw sami is secretly a weeb
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>>69623
>>69624
>Rapist Despair
No.69630
>putting jerry lawler on talking smack instead of dbry
fuck that skipping it
No.69631
>>69623
>>69624
Under that it appears to say "This world is what it is to be free"
No.69632
>>69630
>not embracing the weep woops
No.69633
THE 5000 TON STEEL REINFORCED BULLETPROOF BAMBOO
No.69634
>>69630
>he'd rather have some loser that Benoit-avoided than a fucking legend
>>>/squaredcircle/
No.69635
TIME FOR THE NATIONAL SERMON OF THE MAHARAJA
No.69636
finally an unwatchable match through TWO bamboo grids,
this should have been a strap match
No.69637
>>69635
TIME FOR POO TO LOSE
No.69638
>>69634
>listening to Vince's puppet
enjoy your weep woops and scripted shitty jokes
No.69639
>>69637
RANDY SHALL FEAR THE MIGHT OF THE MAHARAJA
No.69640
>>69638
Was the PG era your first foray into wrestling?
No.69641
>>69634
modern lawler sucks, if jerry could magically de age or some shit then I'd be fine with this. Dbry IS talking smack, him and renee made that show work
No.69642
what is the crowd chanting?
No.69643
>>69642
the audio mixing is so shit I can't tell
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No.69650
This is my first punjabi prison match. So glad I jumped to other shit.
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No.69652
but muh smackdown always wins right guys
No.69653
>>69652
Nigger, we stopped saying that since Mania.
No.69654
>jobber beats jobber
>new gay win title just like the shitty rap battle predicted
>Shitske wins via DQ
>Natalya wins contender match, nobody cares
>fatty owens gets the title back for some fucking reason
>Cena wins lol
>Autism beats cuck
>The Viper beats pooman at his own stipulation
<The gay community has a non-match meme video nobody cares about but will somehow be more popular than the rest of the card
No.69655
>>69654
>viper beats pooman
You don't know that, this shit isn't over.
No.69656
This match is like a street in New Delhi
No.69659
No.69660
>Getting that color? I hope so
Wow what a professional randy is.
No.69661
Where the fuck is the great khali I know he's coming just get it over with
No.69662
a-at least the new day match was good
No.69663
jesus christ this is retarded
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No.69669
>>69667
He retains, his shit, til he can find an empty street :^)
No.69671
INDIA NUMBAH 1
INDIA NUMBAH 1
INDIA NUMBAH 1
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No.69674
>>69670
Nice of you to suffer with us Gedo
No.69676
>making some loser nobody fucking likes keep a title he never deserved in the first place
Is Vince just desperate to have a Smackdown equivalent of Roman? Is India spending enough money on merch to keep the company afloat?
No.69678
>>69676
They don't even ship to india lol
No.69679
>>69676
>disrespecting the Maharaja
No.69681
>>69676
they only make money off their tv deal to india, those fuckers get the ppvs for free so its not like theyre going to buy the network
No.69682
>All these tears from Ortonfags
Its delicious.
No.69683
>dick kick is DQ
>two "managers" and an irrelevant retired jobber interfering in the match is perfectly ok
Creative can suck a dick.
No.69684
>>69683
Punjabi Prison is a no DQ match
No.69685
>>69683
See I don't have an issue with this one since it IS a no dq match and they had established that, while the KO dick pole throw was in a regular match
No.69686
>>69682
>No NXT womens belt
I knew Maharajafags were Asskafags
No.69687
>>69682
I like that the European Championship is just floating at his side, not wrapped around anything.
No.69688
>>69683
also that horrible pin to finish what could have been the MOTN
No.69689
>>69674
Who the fuck is this unfunny Gaijin?
No.69690
>>69679
I like Jinder Mahal, I wish he could've retained by himself…and in almost any other match stipulation. What a fucking disaster.>>69679
No.69691
>>69686
Maharaja worshippers have good taste
No.69693
>>69689
Don't you mean Gaijew? :^)
No.69694
>>69682
>>69679
>shit at wrestling
>shits on streets
>can't win against anyone but jobbers like Dillinger without cheating
>invites the Singh brothers backstage for fag sex after each match
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No.69696
>>69694
>Being this asspained
Keep it up snekfag
No.69697
>>69694
Go cry to /pol/ we're trying to worship here
No.69698
>Renee being BTFO this hard
No.69699
>>69697
>>69696
>doesn't deny pooman has to cheat to beat anyone above jobber-tier
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No.69701
>>69699
MOTHERFUCKER I'M TRYING TO WORSHIP RIGHT NOW
No.69703
>>69701
Are you squatting in the DESIGNATED street?
No.69705
>>69703
u fuckin kno it brah
No.69707
>>69705
You know the next step is to eat the poo, right?
No.69713
>>69707
Nah you bathe in it like it's the Yangtze river
No.69718
Some people on leddit said Natalya called Naomi a spade.
No.69728
>Three hour show
>Only things to even be considered decent are the opening match and the gay community segment that flat out lied to us
I thought at least the us title match would be good. Tomorrow njpw could show three hours of ibushi and Omegay sucking each others dicks and it would still be much better than this.
No.69731
>>69531
Coal burners are non black women who fuck black men.
For a non black man fucking a black women, he would be an oil driller.
No.69732
>>69731
you sound like an expert on the subject
No.69733
>>69731
>PhD in BLACKED relationships
No.69734
FRIENDSHIP WITH ROMAN IS OVER, JORDAN IS MY NEW BEST FRIEND NOW!
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>>69732
>>69733
Well, that's what you get from browsing /tv/.
No.69738
>>69734
I'm willing to bet Vince calls him "Shelton"
No.69743
>>69734
At least he can wrestle worth a shit and has SOME personality.
No.69744
>>69743
Meh, in the ring he is ok, being an amateur wrestler sure helps with his moveset. I don't really see much personality in him or even Gable. Maybe they haven't given them good enough material to work with or so.
No.69746
>>69744
I don't recall him and Gable getting a single promo during their four month championship reign
and then WWE wondered why they weren't over
No.69747
>>69743
Chad Gable would have been the better choice for Kurt's son. Not because he's white. Because they would have been comedy gold.
No.69754
>>69747
That's true but…
>muh height
No.69770
>>69754
Sometimes I just want to grab Vince by the shoulders and start violently shaking him while screaming
<GOD DAMN IT VINCE THE NUMBER ONE WORKER IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW IS A FUCKING MANLET! NO ONE EXCEPT YOU CARES ABOUT HEIGHT YOU GAY OLD FUCK!
No.69775
>>69744
>>69746
>no promos
>no television time
>when they do get television time they get jobbed out
No.70050
>>69770
>THE NUMBER ONE WORKER IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW IS A MANLET
Okada is 6'3" last I checked
No.70051
>>70050
I was talking about AJ Styles as he's more widely agreed upon as one of the best workers. But Okada makes Vince unhappy so that makes me happy. I still like Kenny more.
No.70057
>>69747
Gable should go heel and take revenge on Kurt breaking up his team, as well as punish Angle for engaging in unprotected beastiality sex and giving birth to a bastard mulatto. Heck I don't even mind making him some forgotten brother/cousin or whatever of Angle.