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Elimination Chamber some fucking time | Rules

File: 1b19701f8498c3a⋯.gif (2.83 MB, 200x200, 1:1, Crying jew.gif)

 No.69111

http://24wrestling.com/report-brock-lesnar-leaving-wwe-after-wrestlemania-34-next-year/

>As noted earlier this week, there have been rumors making the rounds that Brock Lesnar could be transitioning back into an MMA career. The reigning WWE Universal Champion is rumored to make his UFC return at the company’s upcoming pay-per-view show at Madison Square Garden in New York City in September.

>Additionally, there is starting to be talk that Lesnar could be parting ways with WWE once his existing contract with the company comes to an end after next year’s WrestleMania pay-per-view in the spring.

>The stories that Brock is gonna be done after WrestleMania and he’s leaving to go back to UFC, I wouldn’t take that seriously at all. I mean it could happen, but as best I can tell, he has not made that decision at all, and he’s probably not gonna make that decision for a long time.

>I heard people talking about Brock being done at Mania, but I didn’t hear two and two put together where he’s leaving WWE because he’s going back to UFC. The impression I got from hearing that was, he wants to do a huge money UFC fight, probably at the end of this year, make a ton of money, and finish up this contract with WWE and then he’d just be done. Like, not going back to UFC, but just, he made his money, he’s 40 years old, and he’s done.

>Yeah, I don’t have that impression at all. My impression is that he’s gonna do what he does, which is gonna be that he’ll hear both sides, he’s gonna get the numbers up, and then he’s gonna do what he’s gonna do

Whats going to happen to Paul Heyman when he can't jew the fuck out of Bork Laser anymore?

 No.69112

File: 321ec44eaa4fdcd⋯.png (685.6 KB, 900x506, 450:253, Curtis_Axel_bio.png)

>Whats going to happen to Paul Heyman when he can't jew the fuck out of Bork Laser anymore?

THE AXEMAN COMETH


 No.69113

>>69112

this or have Jewman go off TV for a year or two, give us time to recharge


 No.69114

File: 3d0955d1c470f51⋯.jpg (55.17 KB, 824x533, 824:533, Back from the same dealer.jpg)

>The same day his USADA suspension gets lifted

He's leaving so he can get busted for estrogen blockers again?


 No.69116

thats right hes dropping the belt to the

BIG DOG

then going to ufc and getting knocked out by stipe miocic


 No.69133

File: bc281d51d431ec5⋯.jpg (33.46 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)

If Mayweather vs Mcgregor can happen then why not this meme match?

>muh weight classes

UFC too rulecucked


 No.69136

File: 09ec033a3b28ea2⋯.jpg (68.87 KB, 600x640, 15:16, vince playing mastodon hus….jpg)

JUST


 No.69142

>>69111

>rumors

>rumors

>rumors

>anonymous sources

FAKE NEWS


 No.69143

>>69114

>blocking female sex hormones in a male body

How is this bad?

>>69133

The guy on the right must be a vegan, he looks like a faggot and probably has GRIDS.


 No.69152

File: f790c3ab0459b9f⋯.png (1.27 MB, 1440x810, 16:9, Rise is not pleased.png)

>>69143

>Doesn't know what clomifene is

Its a steroid you retard.


 No.69156

>>69152

No it isn't

>>69143

When you use steriods for a while your HPG Axis shuts down. It is basically three different hormone producing parts of you body that use a synergystic interaction to manufacture testosterone. When you use steriods for a while the body senses that your body has excess male hormone, and shuts off production. With the interaction broken the hormone components no longer can function in their intended manner and end up bonding into estrogen. So when you use steriods for a long period of time your body can't turn on the HPG axis right away. Without that testosterone to balance yourself out you basically turn into a twelve year old girl. Acne, emotional outbursts, breast tissue growth, muscle atrophy . The whole spiel. Estrogen blockers work a few different ways. Some stop the prehormones from being developed. Some bond with them and turn them into something else. This gives your HPG axis time to recover.

When you are on short and low cycles you can usually save the estrogen blockers for when you are in the post cycle period. Longer and heavier cycles may require you to take them during a cycle because your body is so fucked up by how much male hormone is in your body that it is pumping out tons of estrogen and you are now an extremely big guy and having the emotional stability if a twelve year old girl is dangerous as fuck to the people around you.

Then there is those chosen few who blast and cruise. They have given up on ever going back to being small guys and will never ever stop taking them because their HPG axis is dead and can never recover.

t. Autist who was so impressed with Nolan's magna opus, Plane Scene, that he actually read up on Bane in the comics so he could become a Big Guy one day only to find out Bane's super power is literally steroids and so decided to invest weeks learning everything he could about Bigness. Definitly not one of those fixiebike riding /fit/ homos.


 No.69161

good. ever since I started watching wrestling again in 2013, Lesnar and Heyman have been pure cancer


 No.69197

File: d3549aef225ac4c⋯.png (476.39 KB, 782x1080, 391:540, 1469771571019-3.png)

>>69111

>Whats going to happen to Paul Heyman when he can't jew the fuck out of Bork Laser anymore?

He's being made into soap and lampshades.


 No.69229

Brock is probably trying to squeeze as much money he can out of UFC and Vince.


 No.69230

File: 8f98064d2ac4d23⋯.jpg (313.33 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ASUKAWWE2K17PS4.jpg)

Have him manage Asska because muh wymynz and because nobody can understand what Asska says


 No.69236

>>69230

oh god no. he'd just keep cutting the exact same promo he has for years, only with "Brock Lesnar" switched to "Asuka"


 No.69239

>>69156

not the anon you were replying to but thanks for taking the time and explaining all that

although I have a question, since you seem to know your shit

why would a male's body shut down production of testosterone if it senses there's an excess of it? are there any consequences from having super-human levels of it on your body?


 No.69907

>>69239

Excess male hormone fucks your body up just like excess female hormone. There is a reason that the HPG axis switches back and forth. Male hormone is pretty hard on your body. It's one of the reasons why men, in general, die younger.

If you want to get into the nitty gritty of the chemistry and phisiology You can research yourself because I am not going to even try and post thirty or forty pages from my phone.




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