No.68684
SmackDown LIVE preview, July 18, 2017: Jinder Mahal promises Punjabi Prison preview ahead of WWE Battleground
Just days before WWE Battleground, WWE Champion Jinder Mahal will make good on his promise to bring the dangerous Punjabi Prison to SmackDown LIVE. What will the return of this punishing structure mean for Mahal and Randy Orton before they step into its menacing confines on Sunday? Find out tonight at 8/7 C on USA Network!
>Jinder Mahal brings the Punjabi Prison to SmackDown LIVE
>WWE Battleground opponents square off in tag team showdown
>John Cena to address Flag Match in exclusive interview
>Mike Kanellis to make in-ring debut against Sami Zayn
<Will Breezango find the truth?
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No.68688
>Jinder Mahal brings the Punjabi Prison to SmackDown LIVE
<bring back rare SPECIALTY match type JUST for a PPV
<ruin the surprise on a generic smackdown
I want to think maybe they'll start bringing back cage matches, lumberjack matches, hardcore matches, etc. the various matches that aren't just generic singles/tagteam/everymemberofthewomensdivisionrushestheringinthemiddleofasinglesmatch but I'm 535% ready to be disappointed.
>WWE Battleground opponents square off in tag team showdown
> AJ Styles & Shinsuke Nakamura face Kevin Owens & Baron Corbin.
Didn't we just have this exact same match last week? Why not give someone else in the roster some TV time since nothing important's going to happen to these four til sunday anyway.
>John Cena to address Flag Match in exclusive interview
Oh boy, "free agent but still no RAM appearance" Super Cena gets to take up air time talking about a very simple match gimmick that the commentators could easily do before/during the match.
>Mike Kanellis to make in-ring debut against Sami Zayn
WHO? Oh, right. Beta cuck "love"fag vs "leds gib monies to cereal :DDDDDDD"
<Will Breezango find the truth?
Will THE GAY COMMUNITY stop ruining good shows?
>WWE releases some fan's video of the AJ Styles title win house show http://www.wwe.com/videos/alternate-angles-styles-wins-the-united-states-title
No.68690
>>68688
Breezango are 100% straight and their segments are sometimes the best part of the show
No.68692
>>68690
that's not a high bar to beat
No.68695
>Punjabi Prison
>Flag Match
pls stop
No.68696
>John Cena is facing Rusev in a flag match
Is this 2014 again?
No.68697
>>68695
>>68696
NEW ERA MAGGLE
No.68698
>>68695
>>68696
>Poomanchu vs ambien III but this time with a shitty stip
>American cena vs evil ferriner rusev again
>Another woman clusterfuck to determine another no1 contender
>Wwe artist nakamura vs baron trump
I hope chad warden vs lolsorandom and the anti gay spray vs the fat kid at the pool deliver because this looks like a desperate ppv.
Also that preview looks fucking awful.I liked smackdown so much around this time last year, why did they have to kill it?
No.68699
>>68698
WWE ruins everything, even it's own good things some times.
No.68700
Apparently BMJ's dick pic got leaked. Anyone know if this is true or not?
No.68701
>>68700
Some PhD in cocks anon said it's fake
No.68702
But what will become of Zack Ryder after being betrayed by Mojo Rawley?
No.68703
>>68702
That's not important, Cena talking about a boring stipulation and a tag team rehash are important!
No.68708
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HERE'S TO THE GREATEST
burning up insiiide your love
No.68709
>loud booing when the poo arrives
No.68711
>some cuck announcer is really trying to play up the "it's two steel cages with fake bamboo painted on it" as something amazing
>it'll get used once in the PPV and ignored entirely because matches with stipulations beyond generic singles/tag matches are too expensive and even hardcore has been turned into "no DQ" with no weapons
No.68712
>>68710
PRAISE THE MAHARAJA
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No.68714
>>68713
BEHEAD THOSE WHO DISRESPECT THE MAHARAJA
No.68715
Has Jinder kicked out of an RKO yet?
No.68716
>>68714
>Poo Mahal is the wrestling equivalent of pic related
No.68718
>>68716
HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE MAHARAJA
No.68719
>>68717
>>68718
You know it's true, pooman.
No.68720
>>68719
>I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD's still mad
No.68721
Jinder should win by diving from the top of the cage tbh
No.68722
>>68719
Then that's where i show up snek.
No.68724
>>68722
Oh shit he's cashing in isn't he?
No.68725
>>68723
Keep celebrating Randy.
You'll end up like this skull.
No.68726
HEY ORTON, HOW WAS THAT PUNJABI PRISON MATCH? TIME FOR MY CASH IN
No.68731
>actually thinking Baron will be allowed to cash in during the PPV
>WWE actually thinks anybody gives a fuck about this rap battle shit
>>68727
Do you hear voices in your head, Alexafag?
>yfw she loses her title to Bayley and gets Emma'd
No.68732
>>68731
>WWE actually thinks anybody gives a fuck about this rap battle shit
The Paige leaks were mentioned, everyone shit their pants
No.68733
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Daily reminder Usos should have won
No.68734
>>68728
>WWE makes ripoffs of real songs for themes because it's cheaper than licensing and CM Punk fucked them over with the "cult of personality" shitsong meme
>trying to pretend only THE VIPER's theme does this
No.68735
>>68731
<>yfw she loses her title to Bayley
KEK
No.68736
>>68731
Jokes on you, I'm actually a Bayley fag.
No.68737
>>68733
Daily reminder they both suck and should be nowhere near even graduating NXT.
>>68735
Remember anon, she's gaining momentum and BTFO Alexa a few times already. :^)
No.68738
>>68737
>BTFO Alexa a few times already.
Just stop anon.
We all know she's going to lose and turn heel in the process.
No.68740
>>68737
>autism-kun is here
No.68741
>>68738
>being this far in denial
>when she got rollup pinned like an amateur because her cheat friend took a break to raid the fridge
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No.68743
Does Smackdown even have a(n official) tag team competition outside of the New Gay and the Usos? It makes RAM's 205 Live parts look varied by comparison.
No.68745
>entire match is a squash match
>suddenly wins from a single rollup pin reversal
Indies have better writing than this.
>>68744
>implying I actually care and am not trying to rile up alexafags for fun
No.68746
>>68745
>trying to rile up alexafags for fun
Whats wrong?
You're favorite horse didn't win?
No.68748
>>68746
You aren't saying you actually care about women's wrestling, are you?
No.68749
>>68748
Yes.
You're the same Rubyfag that got angry because everyone shat on your waifu
No.68750
>>68749
>he's actually a Womack for womens' wrestling division
No.68751
>They added crowd cheers to the Jason Jordan segment in the recap
>While the crowd was bored and pretty indifferent during the entire angle
Can't fool me this easily Dunn.
No.68752
>>68750
Go to bed, goblin lover.
No.68754
>>68750
>I-I don't c-care about w-wyminz division
Can you at least stop with your mission on trying to avenge your shit waifu?
No.68756
>>68744
>that fucking site
>don't even need to read the article because the summary covers absolutely everything
No.68757
Sami's getting squashed I'm calling it now
No.68758
>>68755
>Ruby autist gets assblasted about his shit waifu
Keep trying to defend your hook-nosed waifu.
No.68759
>>68757
Mike Bennet or whoever wins via Maria distraction. I'd say she shows off her ass but we can't have anything fun in WWE so that probably wont happen.
No.68761
>Raw ad on Smackdown
>Plays this
<There are things that i like to do more than to hurt Roman Reigns
What are they trying to pull here?
No.68762
>>68757
I hope so, but I doubt it. I can almost see it going the other way. The Kanellis' are really entertaining so far, so of course they'll probably end up being wasted.
No.68763
>>68758
>100% womacking out
>>68762
>entertaining
How? They got interrupted during two shitty barney theme song moment then attacked Sami once. About as exciting as a Roman Reigns vs Curtis Hawkins match.
No.68764
>>68757
>>68762
Whats with Leafs and trying to piss off Americans?
No.68765
>bitch is blocking the cuck
>Sami gets squashed after one move
Complete shit.
No.68766
>The current state of Sami
No.68768
>Smackdown is so boring looking at some NERD site run mostly by pooinloos is more interesting
https://www.sportskeeda.com/wwe/predicting-the-next-5-nxt-champions
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.68769
>>68768
>that article dissing Bo Dallas
Little did they know he'd become a baller
No.68770
>>68769
It was only posted 8 hours ago.
No.68771
>It's a Cena buries the entire roster promo
LOU, WADS
No.68773
Time to sneak some "muh immigrants" propaganda in.
No.68774
>Jhon Seana promo is more patriotic than the entirety of the fucking July 4 independence day special
No.68778
>people bitch about Michael Cole
>but say nothing about the smackdown announcers that sound like they're asleep the entire time
No.68780
>Rusev and Lana no longer appear together at any point
Could Rusev actually be the gay community?
No.68781
>>68780
He's still married to her.
They just don't want to get their relationship involved because the writers are still trying to a cuck story like the Rusev vs Ziggler story.
No.68783
>AJ trying to bring up japan wrestling times
>Shitske threatens his title
No.68785
>>68783
I-I would have talked to AJ about Japan
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No.68787
>Hearing from Naomi after this match
Can't wait
No.68788
>Lana rocking the high school PE class singlet.
Are they deliberately trying to tone down her sexy.
No.68789
>>68788
Sexy women are sexist anon, don't you know it's the current year?
No.68790
>>68788
They're trying to keep this PG apparently
But
You will never be Ruru and fuck Lana everyday
No.68792
>>68790
Hurts a lil, keep it 1000 kinfoke.
No.68794
>Naomi
I want to feel her glow
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No.68796
>I want to Bo-lieve
Fuck you breezango, I'm forced to have some shred of respect for you fags now.
No.68799
"Fashion Files" segments are what happen when you've got two gays that can't wrestle and are still on contract so you can't get rid of them.
No.68800
>>68797
Sorry AJ, the gay cops have been the most entertaining part of Smackdown for the last 2 months at least.
No.68801
No, Jhon, the US and the American Dream were NEVER meant for "all races, religions, creeds", they were from the beginning ONLY for whites.
No.68802
>>68800
>most entertaining part of Smackdown for the last 2 months at least.
No.68803
WHY DID THEY CUT TO COMMERCIAL?
GIVE ME MORE NAOMI
No.68804
>they're still trying to advertise/promote 205 live
>when it's the next thing to be cut
No.68805
>>68804
They want to carter to the elven community.
No.68806
>main event
>ambush start
>CUT TO COMMERCIAL
<announcer pretends we haven't already had this tagteam match
No.68808
>Smackdown almost over
>Not enough Naomi
No.68809
>>68807
Autism senses tingling.
Holy fuck, is that ever not the way gravity works.
No.68810
>the fucking main event match is half over and has 10 minutes left by the time commercials end
No.68811
>>68810
>They'll do picture in picture for a random match but fuck all for the main event.
>we didn't even get to see the beginning of the actual match
>I was waiting for something to be outraged about so I could post this
No.68813
Nothin Personnel Shinsuke
No.68814
I really hate JBL droning on about corbin being a future world champion, I dont even dislike him but bringing it up every show makes me think of vince jerking off over the guy
No.68815
A..Am I crazy or was that a three count?
No.68818
>>68814
Corbin as champ is a even bigger joke of a champion than Jinder. At least Jinder looks like he has been to a gym.
No.68820
>>68815
It probably was. Same thing happened on RAM last night.
No.68822
HE'S GOING TO D
Nevermind, Baron/the writers is retarded.
>AJ has the title
>is on the ground
>helpless
>doesn't cash in the contract
No.68824
>>68822
Why the fuck would he cash in on the US champion?
No.68826
>>68824
Are you saying Kevin got angry over losing a title that means nothing?
No.68827
>>68817
>>68819
>>68821
this is triggering imagine baron kneeling down and taking a facial from vince for a title run
No.68828
>>68826
YOU SEE ANON, TITLES ACTUALLY DON'T MATTER
No.68830
>>68826
MitB holders can only cash in on the world champion unless WWE decided to change the rules again. Still, why would you cash in on a secondary champion when you have the opportunity to cash in on the main champion?
No.68831
>>68830
Because Baron will never be able to beat Randy Orton.
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No.68842
>>68801
This.
America was envisioned by the Founding Fathers, not some fake (((poem))) on the statue of liberty.
No.68845
when will this be on shop wwe
No.68847
>Once again the gay community segment was the highlight of SD
>Becky winning was the only other thing of note
The state of this show.
No.68848
>>68847
Chad Gable corpsing was pretty good too
No.68861
>>68845
>tfw Breezango bolieve in bo wyatt
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No.68872
>>68834
>he thinks poo will retain the title
No.68884
>>68872
>implying he won't
No.68899
>>68884
>he thinks someone nobody but streetshitters and shitposters likes is going to go over
No.68972
>>68872
>>68899
If Jinder loses in his own special Punjabi match, I'd be pretty surprised.
No.68980
>>68972
Khali created the match and he lost his against Batista. Still think Jinder will retain though.
No.68997
>>68972
>thinks "in [wrestler's] own X" matters
>in the year of "all wrestlers lose in their own hometown"