No.67758
After capturing the United States Championship from Kevin Owens at a WWE live event because WWE booking is retarded in Madison Square Garden on Friday, AJ Styles returns to SmackDown LIVE this Tuesday at 8/7 C as the conquering hero.
>What will be the fallout of AJ Styles capturing the United States Title?
>Will Tye Dillinger capitalize on the biggest opportunity of his career against Jinder Mahal?
>Who will gain important SmackDown Tag Team Title momentum in singles slugfest?
<Will the Fashion Police be on the case in The Lone Star State?
<Who will rise about the pack in the Women’s division?
>about the pack
>about
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Early thread in case I fuck up and forget to sticky again.
>What will be the fallout of AJ Styles capturing the United States Title?
Stock plunge, pissed off fans, Kevin Owens REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs
>Will Tye Dillinger capitalize on the biggest opportunity of his career against Jinder Mahal?
lolno
>implying jobbers will be allowed to do anything to title holders when they have title matches at a PPV
>Who will gain important SmackDown Tag Team Title momentum in singles slugfest?
You know it's going to be a waste of time when the "selling point" is "who will get momentum".
<Will the Fashion Police be on the case in The Lone Star State?
<the gay community
<Who will rise about the pack in the Women’s division?
Who cares?
Also
>start storyline of Zack Ryder being betrayed by Mojo Rawley
>don't capitalize on it in the next week's show
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>After capturing the United States Championship from Kevin Owens at a WWE live event
I'm so confused, are house shows canon or not? They kept saying that zigglypuff and nakamura were fighting for the first time on that PPV even though they were fighting on every house show.
>Who will rise about the pack in the Women’s division?
Carmella?
Will baron trump show up with the case and be goofy?
>>67759
>implying jobbers will be allowed to do anything to title holders when they have title matches at a PPV
>Implying the champion wasn't a jobber before he won the title
>Not caring about the best part of smackdown, the adventures of the gay community
No.67761
the real question is
>Will New Day say anything about the El Patron situation?
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>>67760
> are house shows canon or not?
Must be, at least for title shots. Why they would want to sabotage a PPV match I don't know. Who GMs/runs house shows? Would Shane/Daniel be blamed because they're smackdowny wrestlers with a smackdowny title?
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>>67760
>the gay community
>best part of smackdown
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>>67761
>New day comes out
>Xavier: Should've kept riding the black dick instead of going with the spic
No.67770
How would Coldsteel cash in the contract?
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>>67770
After someone like Sami Zayn won it.
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No.67773
Breezango are 100% straight
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>>67777
the marks fear the maharaja and his digits
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>AJ doing an open challenge gimmick
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>>67777
PRAISE THE MAHARAJA
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Man I actually thought they were gonna do this match. But it's all just to GET MORE HEAT BRO
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>>67777
Quads confirm Jinder swims in poo.
No.67786
Just made it back, saw Jhon in some lock by gaysev and Kevin REEEEEEEEEEns in the ring, what did I miss?
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>>67786
aj calling for an open challenge, john cena walked out and shenanigans ensued
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>>67785
HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE MAHARAJA
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>>67788
Double dubs confirm Jinder enjoys poo in his curry.
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>>67789
Nope, dub dubs confirm the weak should fear the Maharaja >>67788
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>>67791
POO IN THE LOO PAJEET
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>>67792
BEHEAD THOSE WHO DISRESPECT THE MAHARAJA
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NOW BOW DOWN FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF THE MAHARAJA
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>>67782
Who'll be the first challenger?
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>jinder is the indian/smackdown version of pic related
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>>67799
jinder is an actual heel though
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>>67800
Roman's a heel too!
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>>67799
Jinder isn't pushed as a face you faggot.
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>>67802
He is by poofags on /wooo/. :^)
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THE MAHARAJA REMAINS VICTORIOUS
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No.67807
jinder should hold that choke for a while before the slam. would make his finisher 10x less shitty
No.67809
Which Bix Nood the the superior Bix Nood?
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>>67809
uce niggaz be ballin aight
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>>67809
Still can't bolieve that was one of the main events of the independence day special. No American anthem, no American flag. No, niggers rap "battling" instead.
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>ref actually ejects extras
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>be the tagteam champions
>lose every single match
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>Shane handles everything better than Daniel
Why is Daniel Bryan even in the picture?
>upholding Bryan's ban on Ellsworth
Aaaaaand he's as much of a cuck.
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>wwe shop ad
>Kevin Owens shirt
>it's too small for Kevin Owens to fit in
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>>67820
oh haha i get it hes fat
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Still waiting for Nakamura's intro start to be forcibly changed because it give someone a seizure.
>it just randomly cuts instead of fades out to start the next entrance
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>They can't fight! They're supposed to be in a fight! That's it, the fight is cancelled until they stop fighting!
No.67824
Alright, sweet, another match that didn't happen and a beatdown that's too short and boring to make up for it.
>there will never ever be anything on the same level as Strowman flipping the ambulance
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>>67820
Don't worry, Kevin. They let Rikishi wrestle without being a total joke.
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>>67824
That pop each time Strowman came back was great
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>>67824
maybe baron will bring back his forklift
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>>67827
>Vince's face when he sees that Braun is more over than Ramen
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>>67827
>15 minutes of glory
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Becky and charlotte as friends is cute.
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>>67831
Yeah Becky is pretty progressive to befriend a tranny
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oh yeah mike bennet is in wwe
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Daily Reminder
RuRu is smashing this.
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damn they really rushed that photo of styles out
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>>67834
Should've watched the video in >>67830 instead of that match like I did.
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>>67835
That's his maiden name
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>>67838
I've watched it already, I wish something besides wrestling wasn't shit, but I'll take the lesser of all evils tonight.
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>Sami Zayne the autist is btfoing the cuck and bitch again
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>mike casually bottling sami
kek
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<the gay community is trying to imitate Chuck Norris like it's 2007 all over again even though Chuck is known for being anti-fag
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>Brokeback Mountain segment
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>turns into x files spoof at the end
>they didn't even finish the sentence
How long can WWE even last at this point?
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>fashion x files next week
I can't wait
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>>67845
Vince just got to know norris jokes now.
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>Chuck Norris jokes
>Brokeback Mountain segment
>Ends with X Files
WWE further proving that their writers have gone senile and think it's a decade ago.
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>>67850
I for one am enjoying the hell out of it!
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>>67849
THEY'RE SUPPOSE TO BE FUNNY DAMMIT
YOU LAUGH NOW
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thuper thena here to win the fight for AJ
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>>67836
LAWD HAMMERCY JEEBUS
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>Cena gets hit by one rest hold and one kick
>is down for a long time
>gets rekt by Kevin Owens
Is the eternal Cena push over?
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>>67840
>maiden name
>maiden
>his
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>main event match
>cut to commercial without even the small PIP screen for the match
This company is fucking stupid.
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>cena tags out
>disappears
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Owens loses his title in an off-tv house match and gets beat by a fireman's carry.
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>smackdown
>site is working fine the entire time
>only 99 replies
The absolute state of the B show.
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>>67864
>Doesn't know about the current state of the WWE
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>>67864
WWE fucking sucks dude
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WWE weekly threads are the only ones even made lol
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>>67868
It's the only way to make WWE fun is to laugh at it with anonymous posters.
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>>67867
It's sucked for years, but previous RAM/SD threads at least had more responses and shitposting.
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Do we post here or in the 205 live thread now
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>>67868
>>67870
You can always make generals/weeklies for GFWnah, NJPW, etc. No guarantee they'll always get stickied weekly like RAM/SD but there's plenty of space for them to be made.
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>>67884
A G1 thread would be nice, we can keep it going for the next month then maybe make a new one for the finals
No.67887
how the fuck do you tell the usos apart
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>>67887
Their faces are slightly different. Jimmy has the rounder face, Jey has the longer face.
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>>67884
>>67885
I 100% endorse a G1 thread
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>>67866
But that means nothing with those $20/stock share and asslods of WWE network subs being sold, right? Right? WWE's doing totally well, guys!
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>>67892
>>67885
Why haven't you made it yet?
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>>67897
its still 5 days away for one
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>>67934
That's lazy. THIS, is autism.
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>>67934
>Horse trotting is autistic
Do you also make fun of dogs for barking?
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HE'S EXPOSING THE WHOLE FUCKING BUSINESS
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>>68106
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!
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>>68106
>he didn't give the kid the End Of Days
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>>68202
>>68209
Apparently that kid was a relative of his so he consoled him because he was family and said that he doesn't care about other kids.