No.67128
Can fat man defeat the piss man? Find out tonight.
Full card
>Universal Champion Brock Lesnar vs. Samoa Joe
>Roman Reigns vs. Braun Strowman (Ambulance Match)
>Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss vs. Sasha Banks
>Seth Rollins vs. Bray Wyatt
Raw Tag Team Champions Cesaro & Sheamus vs. The Hardy Boyz (30-Minute WWE Iron Man Match)
>Intercontinental Champion The Miz vs. Dean Ambrose
>Enzo Amore vs. Big Cass
>WWE Cruiserweight Champion Neville vs. Akira Tozawa (Kickoff Match)
where to watch,
http://watchwrestling.nl/
http://wywtv.com/index.php?/page/Weekly.html
http://firstrows.biz/boxing
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/usa-network-live-stream
http://www.vipbox.biz
http://www.streamgaroo.com/live-television/united-states/wwe-network-live-stream
No.67129
Oh strikethrough doesn't work on titles, fuck me.
No.67131
>3 hour piss break: the PPV
No.67132
>>67130
What a terrible edit.
Oh it's real.
No.67134
Predictions
>Lesnar beats Joe to retain the Universal title
>Bliss beats Banks to retain the Women’s title
>Sheamus & Cesaro beat The Hardyz to retain the Tag titles
>The Miz beats Ambrose to retain the Intercontinental title
>Strowman beats Reigns and will challenge Lesnar at SummerSlam
>Wyatt beats Rollins
>Cass beats Enzo
No title changes, and very little fun to be had. No need to watch.
No.67137
>>67134
>Bliss beats Banks to retain the Women’s title
You know the horse will win.
>Wyatt beats
>Laughing whores
No.67138
>>67137
I didn't say anything about a clean win, but certainly Bliss is going over.
No.67139
>>67134
>Bliss beats Banks to retain the Women’s title
>Sheamus & Cesaro beat The Hardyz to retain the Tag titles
>The Miz beats Ambrose to retain the Intercontinental title
>Wyatt beats Rollins
>no prediction for loserweight match
How does it feel to live being this wrong?
No.67142
any chance of you-know-what happening tonight?
No.67143
>>67142
No but matt will keep teasing it on twitter so all the idiots that still care get a boner.
No.67145
>>67134
All correct except Wyatt will lose as always.
No.67146
>>67134
you just found these on a betting odds website didnt you?
No.67150
GFW are faggots who want to keep the rights to the BROKEN gimmick even though it wouldn't work on anyone else. They're gonna stall the shit of out making an agreement as long as possible just to fuck the Hardys.
No.67151
Roman is going over tonight brother
No.67153
>>67151
I think Braun is going over to face Brock at Summerslam where Bork goes over, then Roman wins the belt from Bork at WM 34
No.67155
>>67134
>Lesnar beats Joe to retain the Universal title
Until Ramen beats Bork in Summerslam
No.67156
>>67133
Hey Neville, what do you think about me getting an elf pregnant?
No.67158
Knock knock
Anyone Bolieve?
No.67160
>>67153
Roman's getting the belt at summerslam then losing it to cena at mania
No.67161
>>67159
>titus bragging about muh titus worldwide
>meanwhile the Bolieve community is literally worldwide
No.67162
No.67163
>>67150
it won't work in wwe either, wwe will fuck it up with Vince's retarded ideas
No.67164
>>67158
>implying they'll let him do anything in the ppv
No.67165
>>67137
>You know the horse will win.
Jesus god no.
No.67166
>>67164
>Implying he won't look hella fly doing it
<Because he will
at least be a little more specific.
>Lesnar beats joe due to DQ. Joe is gonna ignore the ropes and just put that autistic manbaby to sleep.
>Bliss beats Banks
Nope I think they are gonna have to push ladynoodles for another ppv because bliss is best in life. Also team rude.
>Strowman
<Stop right there because im already salty about it but do you really think anything will stop leslnar vs reigns and eventually reigns 5th main eventing at WM?
>Whyatt
I hope so honestly but literally the eater of pinfalls and pussy. He has a new promo gimmick so give him something at least.
Anyway, I know your gonna watch anyway so have fun with it. Hope there are some surprises (and title changes ) in there to keep it lively.
No.67167
>"great" americunt trashfire
No.67168
>>67166
>this post
>having anything to do with what you're responding to
I'm saying they're probably not going to let Bo do anything if they even let him inside the building for the ppv.
>>67167
>being this butthurt over nothing
No.67169
Is Karl Anderson wrestling tonight?
No.67170
Jerk off show is on. Renee looks like a clown and otunga is here and the other guy is talking about memes.
>>67169
G1 finalist karl anderson is in catering waiting for someone to need a jober.
No.67171
>They removed "and defending" from borks promo package
Kek.
No.67172
Will Bliss ever do Twisted Bliss flippy finisher again?
No.67174
>tozawa neville on the preshow
Man this division has gone to shit. Hope tozawa wins.
No.67175
>commercial breaks
Why is this still happening. I know it's the pre show but seriously.
No.67176
>>67137
>>67165
Enjoy your Blm-Social Justice shit shoved down your throats when Sasha wins tonight.
No.67178
Man this is like an actual ppv level match. Not amazing but very good. Kudos to tozawa and neville.
No.67179
>>67177
Sasha winning could be a positive thing because there's a chance everyone can turn on the blm-feminist bitch like they turned on Bayley. It's not the first time Sasha pissed everyone in the business off when she made those shitty promos about her career and wins last year.
No.67180
What the fuck ending was that
No.67181
Oh god what the fuck. Way to bury tozawa.
No.67182
>>67175
>it's a PAY PER VIEW
>still has commercials
How? Why?
t. never watched any of the ppvs and don't subscribe to wwe network
No.67183
THE DICK KICK IS THE MOST PROTECTED MOVE IN WRESTLING
No.67184
>>67181
>>67180
It's a fucked finish. Neville had to use a low blow to win. Expect a rematch at summerslam with tozawa going over pls
No.67185
>>67182
It's the preshow bro, but even the main show has ad breaks in between matches.
No.67186
>weebs thought some irrelevant japanese flippyman could dethrone the
KING OF THE CRUISERWEIGHTS
No.67187
>>67180
>>67181
Are they still ending matches with dqs like that?! Even for a preshow, wtf!?
No.67188
>LOOK AT LESNAR'S FACE!
The Face of Autism!
No.67189
No.67190
just started watching, what happened in king goblin vs HA HA HA HA?
No.67191
>Boss Vision
Kill me, Pete
No.67192
GOOD MORNING ROMAN, GUESS WHAT?
No.67193
>>67190
WOAH BWOAH finish. Expect rematch at summerlsam.
No.67194
Didn't this voice over guy do the bethesda e3 conference?
No.67195
>>67194
In a world where you heard this voice in a million trailers…
No.67196
>>67195
…we start things off with the Eater of Pins
No.67197
>>67196
The jerker of curtains.
No.67198
No.67199
>>67197
Master of Mind Games
Master of Pin Eating
Bray Wyatt
7 - 09 - 2017 in IMAX 3D
No.67200
>bray once again fed to a guy who doesn't benefit from this win at all
just like seth's win against hhh didn't mean shit, they dont know what to do with him anymore
No.67201
>>67137
>You know the horse will win.
pls no ;- ;
No.67202
>>67201
i dont see sasha winning tbh
No.67203
>>67201
>Blm-Feminist bitch is supposed to be the face
>Acts like a cunt, blows off her loser partner
>Tries to steal the belt like a typical black criminal
I don't get it
No.67204
>>67192
I'M
NOT
FINISHED WITH YOU
No.67205
This should be the pre show match.
No.67206
No.67207
>>67202
>>67203
here's hoping for the retain
No.67208
>didn't care when people said how shit wwe match quality is
>watch few njpw shows
>all you can see during wwe ppvs is how sloppy moves are executed
>nothing has any impact
>moves in japanese promotion look like they hit harder/more brutal
>somehow wwe superstars get injured more often
>won't even mention storytelling and how shit wwe is at booking faces
I think i start to see the difference between pure wrestling and "sports entertainment"
No.67209
>>67208
Once you go njpw you can't go back.
No.67210
>>67207
Sasha deserves to get STICKED
No.67211
>>67208
oh and bonus points for hoarding all the talent they can and not knowing what to do with them and neutering their moveset
No.67212
>1st pic
Initial reaction when Alex fans are upset with Sasha' win tonight.
>2nd pic
My real reaction knowing Leftist-Blm-Social Justice-Feminism will get pushed hard with Sasha acting like a Leftist-Blm-Feminist Nigger on Raw, and she's supposed to be a likable face.
No.67213
>>67208
WWE was always better at melodrama and storytelling then pure match quality. Unfortunately that sucks now too. NXT has been better at least and is only an hour a week. Thinking about switching to just that.
No.67214
>wwe.com hailed dunne vs tyler bate match of the 2017
>least wwe style match in the whole year
I bet they don't even see the irony
No.67216
>wyatt doesn't eat the pin
what
No.67217
>mfw Bray didn't eat a pin
No.67219
reminder that wins and losses don't matter in wwe, he'll still be a geek even if he won
No.67220
>>67219
at least tomorrow we get to hear what bray wyatt winning promo sounds like
No.67221
>>67220
I haven't heard that since elimination chamber.
No.67222
>Enzo and Cass queues
>Fan puts a "You Suck" sign up
Kek
No.67223
>We break bars
That was a real cool promo by the hardy's, low-key broken reference, but it's also just a cool line by itself. I have a feeling like half the WWE writing staff is half decent but half is mick foley's son and crew.
No.67224
>MY LIFE SUCKS BUT I GOTTA ACCEPT IT BECAUSE LIFE AINT FAIR
I thnik some people who went through worse things want a minute of your time, Enzo
No.67225
I'm only here because someone put the thing up site-wide, what exactly am I watching
No.67226
>>67208
>moves in japanese promotion look like they hit harder/more brutal
>somehow wwe superstars get injured more often
<he doesn't know about kayfabe
>>67215
>>67216
>>67217
>>67218
>seff gets to be the cover of the new game
>loses to the eater of pins
Should've burned down a building before the match, tbh.
No.67227
>>67225
Shit. That's all you're watching.
No.67228
>stops sleeping because real life is better than his dreams
<loses due to sleep deprivation and exhaustion
No.67229
No.67230
I actually really really liked that promo.
No.67231
>>67226
i know about it dummy, it just shows how unprofessional most wwe superstars are when compared to njpw's top guys
No.67232
>>67224
>getting this worked into a shoot over a story angle
No.67233
>>67231
>wrestlers are unprofessional because the writing team's angles suck and flippyshit has people giving themselves concussions and brain damage by doing real headbutts off the top rope
<being this much of a NERD
No.67234
>CASSHOLE
>CASSHOLE
>CASSHOLE
>CASSHOLE
No.67236
Man that was a bad match.
No.67237
>>67233
>>wrestlers are unprofessional because the writing team's angles suck and flippyshit has people giving themselves concussions and brain damage by doing real headbutts off the top rope
Where the fuck did you get that shit from him? Also, WWE matches in general suck tbh.
No.67238
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No.67240
>>67238
YOU JUST HAD TO BO-LIEVE
No.67241
>both team's regular pyro is gone
Why?
No.67242
>>67236
>>67239
I did something else. Did Cass win?
No.67243
No.67244
No.67245
>30 minute resthold match
when will the hardys retire
No.67246
>>67242
>Did Cass win?
Take a wild guess.
No.67247
>>67246
Yea, found out. Vince loves his big, sweaty men.
No.67248
Matt's lookin real tanned baby
No.67249
No.67250
>>67247
Even if Cass wasn't that, Enzo is the more shitty wrestler in the ring. Cass is the smart pick to win.
No.67251
>Maggle mutters how he doesn't like football when Booker tried talking to him about the Superb Owl
Laughing too hard at this.
No.67252
Okay, Booker is drunk or stoned off his tonight. I guess someone has to be that drugged/stoned commentator to fill in for JBL or Lawler.
>>67250
Both are pretty bad in their own way.
This Hardy match is very bad.
No.67253
>>67247
>>67246
<actually wanting Enzo "my gimmick is being so annoying nobody likes me"
>>67245
HERETIC GET OUT
No.67254
>>67253
We never said we wanted him to win.
Also,
>this match
No.67255
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No.67265
alexa will keep the title till angle with nia
No.67267
Why is Sasha still being portrayed as a face?
No.67268
No.67269
>>67265
>kurt managing nia
Not a bad idea.
No.67271
No.67272
lil miss sausage legs and her bendy arm strikes again
No.67274
No.67276
No.67278
>>67274
>>67275
>>67277
>>sasha sucks chants
This makes me feel GOOD
No.67279
>>67274
>>67278
>sasha sucks chants
About time they found out she's horrible.
No.67281
No.67282
>>67276
>really?
NuMale Sashafag detected
No.67283
>>67280
Do such things even exist?
No.67284
No.67285
>>67281
Poontang prison match
Now that is something Id buy for a dollar
No.67286
>face throws loses, throws tantrum, and attacks the winner from behind
I hate that shit. Not that Sasha status as a "good guy" is there because of her actions. She's a brat that the announcers treat as a hero.
No.67287
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No.67290
>>67286
>She's a brat that the announcers treat as a hero.
Just like Ramen.
No.67291
>Bo looking like a Wyatt
It's happening
No.67292
>>67289
>This makes me feel GOOD
No.67293
>is wwe an evil empire?
Don't get fired corey
No.67294
>>67293
I love how Cole didn't answer.
No.67295
>bo immediatly goes to check if his friend is okay
BEST BO-Y
No.67297
Does anyone care about this match? aside of course from our boy Bo.
No.67298
>>67297
Miz is great but ambrose sucks.
No.67299
>>67297
Just hope Miz doesn't lose is all. Dean went down the tube long ago.
No.67300
>>67299
>Just hope Miz doesn't lose is all. Dean went down the tube long ago.
<That timequad
No.67301
>>67297
Eh, I actually like the Miz. As weird as that sounds, and if dean stops acting wacky and goes uncomfortably insane that'd be good. Hell, just have him go back to being a merc wrestler.
No.67302
Jesus everyone is getting blood tonight. That's probably a bad thing.
No.67303
BO HELPED HIS FRIEND! GOOD END.
No.67304
>Bo is gonna sign Freebird
(((LIVING IN A DREAM)))
No.67305
>>67286
Oh wow, a dindu loses to the superior aryan and then chimps out.
IMAGINE MY SHOCK
No.67308
Anyone have clips of the crowd shitting on Sasha?
No.67309
No.67310
TIME FOR YOUR RAPING ROMAN
No.67311
No.67312
No.67313
>>67312
>Braun's face when after the rape
No.67314
>>67298
Fuck off, Miz. Ambrose did nothing wrong.
>>67306
>Miz has to cheat to win again
No.67315
No.67316
No.67317
No.67318
I always laugh so hard at Dunn's attempts to turn down the boos.
No.67319
No.67320
Do they turn down the crowds boos every time?
No.67321
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No.67324
No.67325
>>67320
Oh yeah, at least as long as I've been watching.
No.67326
No.67327
No.67328
No.67329
>Lets go Strowman
>Roman Sucks
No.67330
Wait wasn't samson and balor supposed to be on this?
No.67332
So just to clarify:
>If Roman wins; Vince changed his mind and it will be Roman winning the title off Brock at Summerslam instead of Wrestlemania possibly saving Wrestlemania's Main Event
>If Braun wins; Braun v. Brock at Summerslam, Wrestlemania shitshow confirmed.
No.67333
>Let's go Stroawman
<Roman sucks!
There's no division tonight. Meanwhile the announcers still can't sell Ramen.
>>67274
>>67276
>>67278
>>67279
Took the crowd long enough to realize Sasha is a bad wrestler that only got there for Snoop Dogg's cousin. A shitty feud with Charlotte, being incapable to sell hardcore matches, Her Blm-feminist-Sjw shit, rotten attitude, shitty fanbase (numales and sjws), and having a giant ego that pissed off wrestlers and actual wrestling fans finally did her in.
>>67286
>>67287
>>67290
>>67305
>Face acts like a complete heel, and is supposed to be a hero
I still don't get it.
No.67334
>>67331
Stay angry Vince.
You should have got better athletes like the R-R-R-R-R-RAINMAKA.
No.67335
>>67332
Yep. Although roman still main events wrestlemania no matter what
No.67336
>>67334
<Watch WWE
<Top guy is universally hated, boring, and has some of the worst matches in the company
>Watch NJPW
>Top guy is universally loved, fun to watch, and has some of the best matches in the company
I have no further comments.
>>67335
Yeah, you're probably right there.
No.67337
>>67334
no thanks we already have shitsuke no need for two broken english main eventers
No.67338
>>67336
The choice is Roman winning at mania, but we get lesnar as champ till then, or reigns as champ till mania but loses to jhon there
No.67339
>>67337
>thinking Okada would ever go to wwe
No.67340
>>67337
I don't get this, why try and have people with broken english try and do promos? Vince you're dumb.
No.67341
>>67332
Whoever wins we lose, I guess.
No.67342
>>67340
YOU SHUT UP
EVERYONE LOVES ROMAN
YOU CHEER FOR HIM NOW
No.67343
>>67338
>or reigns as champ till mania but loses to jhon there
I thought the plan for Mania was Cena jobs to Ramen there.
No.67344
Dunn must be working overtime adding fake Ramen cheers and "This is Awesome!" chants when Roman is winning.
No.67345
>>67343
Cena picks up his HISTORIC RECORD BREAKING 17th title win at mania, it's a good story.
No.67346
>>67339
Vince could rain real money on the rainmaker and he would jump ship faster than aj did
No.67347
No.67348
No.67349
>>67347
But Ramen has to stand tall!
No.67350
>>67346
Okada gets paid as much as cena or something if I remember right. Money isn't an issue for him.
No.67351
There you have it boys. Reigns' coronation is still on for Wrestlemania.
No.67352
>>67345
Or lose to the next big name while failing to get that number 17.
No.67353
AND THE BIG DAWG STANDS TALL
No.67354
AHH, YESSIR!
THE BIG DAWG STANDS TALL!
No.67355
>>67351
What coronation? Okada is THE GUY/THE BIG DOG of wrestling now. Also, making Roman look strong could mean the summerslam match is Roman vs Lesnar
No.67356
This is supposed to be a face!
This is what faces do!
What the fuck is going on with booking!?
No.67357
>Slater vs. Hawkins on PPV
What is this shit. Is lesnar vs joe going to actually be a squash?
No.67358
someone make a sup woo >woo out of that finish
No.67359
No.67360
>Balor didn't get any time on the show
>But this match did
No.67361
>>67360
>hating father of the year
No.67362
>>67356
Roman is turning heel without ever saying he's heel, because he gets better heat as a face.
No.67363
>>67362
If it wasn't true the last 20 times that was suggested, why would it be true now?
No.67364
No.67365
I feel bad for slater and hawkings right now
No.67366
No.67367
>>67365
>Slater wins
>Hawkins gets buried, and his match gets cut
Heh
No.67369
>sirens
For a small sliver of a second, I expected Braun to be driving the fucked up ambulance to the ring and destroy Slater and Hawkins
No.67370
Did they actually write noodleman to win even though nobody likes him and everything points to Strowman being the fan favorite.
No.67371
>>67369
i am thinking the same
No.67372
>>67369
Man that would have been fucking great.
No.67373
plow twits he isnt in the ambulance
No.67374
No.67375
No.67376
they are milking this too much
No.67377
And now Braun is just drunk
No.67378
Lesnar joe is gonna be less than 10 minutes.
Fucking why.
No.67379
this is the post-attitud era?
No.67380
>>67377
I mean you gotta do something to pass the time while your sitting back there waiting for your cue.
No.67381
AND THE ENTIRE CROWD CHEERS
No.67382
>>67378
Gotta build up Lesnar so when Reigns kills him at Wrestlemania for the title it really matters!
No.67383
>>67378
>Lesnar joe is gonna be less than 10 minutes.
>Fucking why.
I told you faggots so…
No.67384
Roman Reings is going to be heel
No.67385
>>67382
Don't you mean SummerSlam?
He'll win being the 1# contender in Raw
No.67386
No.67387
>>67384
There's no fucking way they're gonna keep the face stint with this PPV.
No.67388
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>>67387
HE'S A FACE DAMN IT!
HE'S THE NEW CENA!!!
No.67389
>>67384
>Roman Reings is going to be heel
No.67391
>>67387
I imagine they'll still continue to treat him as a bad ass anti-hero
No.67392
>>67386
Legit gonna unsub if you know what happens.
No.67393
>>67391
>Less of 8 minutes
No.67394
Why hasn't anyone hopped the barricade and shot Cole yet
I mean seriously
Someone just take one for the team already it's been 20 years
No.67395
I really like Joe's theme
No.67396
>>67393
Don't forget entrances dummy
No.67397
>>67394
Because tom phillips would replace him
No.67399
inb4 5 minute shootstyle masterpiece
No.67400
>Joe walks first
Guess we know who'll lose.
No.67401
>>67394
>Why hasn't anyone hopped the barricade and shot Cole yet
What did he say this time?
No.67402
>>67396
>Less of 5 minutes
No.67403
>>67400
Champ is always last but we still know who's gonna lose…
No.67404
No.67406
>no pyro for brock even
Holy shit they are on hard times.
No.67407
…I dunno, I think Joe might win. Maybe not get the title, but get the win.
No.67408
>>67402
oh god this is serius is going to be 5 minutes large
No.67409
I WARNED YOU ALL THIS WOULD HAPPEN
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No.67411
>>67407
Yeah I agree, They're gonna make this the Summerslam main event
No.67413
>>67394
Michael Cole did nothing wrong.
>>67395
>rap garbage
>Good
Pick one.
>>67406
Why not just fake it with the signs if cheap fireworks are too much for a PPV.
No.67414
>Roman drives an ambulance in and hits Joe and Brock.
>takes the belt and drives off
<"AND THE BIG DAWG STANDS TALL!"
No.67415
THE MOST PROTECTED MOVE IN WRESTLING
No.67416
>>67333
She's not just a face but a hood rat nigger face
No.67417
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No.67419
Better than I thought it would turn out.
No.67420
This match was just retarded.
No.67421
The kochina clutch is a boring finisher. Should let him use the muscle buster
No.67422
A waste of five minutes, and SummerSlam is Reign's win at SummerSlam is undeniable now.
No.67423
PAID BY THE MINUTE CHAMPION
No.67424
>>67422
god this is going to be the worts shit in this year
No.67425
mark hunt v brock lesner 2 was ok but they needed more time
No.67426
No.67427
>>67406
What are you talking about?! People are buying merchandise and WWE Network subscriptions all over the place! Ratings are at an all-time high, Anon! WWE is still kickin!
No.67428
>>67427
>Ratings are at an all-time high
No.67429
>>67339
Did he really say that? My estimation of Okada as the face of New Japan has gone up 10 fold.
No.67430
>>67428
Sarcasm aisde, if they can't even have pyrotechnics for this PPV, Vince has to be losing a lot of money with these shit PPVs, shit bookings, wrestlers like Sasha and Ramen ruining the business, and the CWC division being a painful joke.
No.67431
>>67427
>Record breaking low ratings
>all-time high
No.67432
>Big Cass dissing internet marks cheering for him
hey fuck you casshole
No.67433
>>67430
If this shit was around when WCW was at it's peak. WWE would be dead by the end of the year.
No.67434
>>67433
This with MiTB really does feel like late 90's WCW. I wasted three hours each show for boring wrestling with predictable end results that felt like nothing was resolved.
Also,
>When my prediction of the name of this PPV being changed due to Rocket League was true
WWE is losing a lot of money somewhere they aren't willing to talk about. Never seen a small no-name videogame able to influence what is supposed to be a billion dollar company this much.
No.67435
>>67434
How long untill AJ and nakamura defect BACK to NJPW? seriously this is getting real bad now. Roman vs Strowman sucked dick, this match was okay but didn't accomplish anything AT ALL. What's the booking now? Joe just dies off? Lesnar fights next flavor of the month? God this is terrible at least the G1 starts soon.
No.67436
We all know WWE PPVs are dogshit, but this one's just…I don't know. I missed half of it to watch some fireworks (I wish I heard the Sasha sucks chants), but it still baffles me how they'll still push Ramen and Sasha as faces now that the crowd is starting to turn on Sasha like they turned on Bayley (WYMNS REVLUCION my ass! This shit got worse). That Ramen match would be great for his heel turn, but realistically we all know he's now going to be pushed as "THE BIG DOG ANTI-HERO WE ALL NEED!" Sasha will still get pushed as a fucking face with her entitled-Blm-Leftist-Sjw-Feminist bullshit (which would be great…if she was a fucking heel, not a fucking face!).
How hard is to make a face likable these days? Why am I cheering for the heel to beat the face? Why are the faces acting like unlikable cunts I want to avoid if I saw them at a supermarket or something even if they're not in character (I'm betting Sasha is probably bitchy everywhere she goes even around people who aren't creepy fans)?
No.67437
Any webms of tonight's matches?
No.67438
>>67432
Was cass legit shooting in that interview?
This right here, this is Big Cassarole, his pan is 7 feet tall, and you cant eat that. Bada boom indegestion in the room, how you dookin'!
No.67439
>>67435
I hope Asuka defects back too. She's just going to get buried in the WWE by Charlotte or Sasha. I think Zac and Dolph like to take it up the ass on a daily basis (Emma must be laughing now that they broke up).
>>67434
They're definitely losing money. One shitty PPV after another ain't helping things with booking getting worse, and people can only watch so many old wrestling ppvs on the Network. Most of the "original" shows are absolute trash.
No.67440
>>67437
The only one even worth watching was the hardy match for the blood and finish. Those two teams work really fucking well together. It should've been revival and hardy's at summerslam though.
No.67441
>>67435
>What's the booking now? Joe just dies off? Lesnar fights next flavor of the month?
Joe returns to regular wrestler status before Ramen takes the title from Bork at Summerslam. It's so predictable and boring and the matches aren't even good either.
>God this is terrible at least the G1 starts soon.
The only thing keeping me from not walking out completely on wrestling is Lucha Underground which only pulls in half the viewers of TNA. I hope they can gain a foothold on America, they're already trying to work on the southwest.
>>67439
>They're definitely losing money. One shitty PPV after another ain't helping things with booking getting worse, and people can only watch so many old wrestling ppvs on the Network. Most of the "original" shows are absolute trash.
I was pissed off MiTB because it was boring, the matches were shit, the endings were trash and I felt like I wasted 3 hours doing nothing. This previous Wrestlemania I passed out of boredom. This one was nothing but dirty/heel wins and I can't name a single "face" who won.
WWE is the quantity over quality of wrestling and it shows with the lower ratings and enthusiasm for the shows. It's one of those cases where every year has consecutively for the past half decade been worse and worse for storylines and booking.
No.67442
>>67441
I thought 2016 was better than 2015 mostly, but a lot of things started to falling apart then (cruiserweights after CWC, NXT having a star vacuum) and now we are seeing the after effects of it.
No.67443
>>67429
a few years ago he said it after rumors of wwe being interested in him started spreading
No.67444
This PPV was shit but happy that Miz and Bliss retained.
I don't won't want both Sasha and Dean close on getting another title shot.
But i still wished Alexa should of STICKED Sasha
No.67445
>>67444
>wanting Miz "I can't win anything without cheating" to win ever
No.67446
>>67445
>Wanting Dean "LOOK AT ME, I'M FUNNY GUISE" Ambrose to win
No.67447
>>67446
>liking MTV reality stars over the best member of the SHIELD
No.67448
>>67444
Wait did any title change hands here tonight? Man that's gotta suck for the guys who went live to see this.
No.67449
>>67447
Dean is the worst member of the shield and that is fucking saying something. He has potential but he's been shit consistently. Also MIz has been a very good heel, don't work yourself into a shoot brother.
No.67450
>>67447
>the best member of the SHIELD
This is what Ambrosefags bolieve.
No.67452
>>67447
Seth was on MTV too, dude.
No.67453
>>67449
>>67450
>>67452
>MIDF out in force
I can't wait for Bo to have a face turn and land a Bo-dog on Miz.
No.67454
>>67453
Don't make up words bro, there's nothing to defend anyways though guy does good work. Like his whole gimmick plays on his MTV past and uses it to get heat so I don't know what's the problem with it.
No.67455
>>67445
>being this much of a mark
No.67457
>>67455
>being HOKE HOGANposter
>>67454
>MIDF
>Miz Internet Defense Force
>"making up words"
You're gay for Miz, aren't you?
No.67458
>>67457
Yes I knew that's what you were saying dumbass. That's why I said there was nothing to defend. Maybe if you weren't such a dork and read a book now and then you'd get it.
No.67459
>>67457
(((It's a work brother)))
<HOKE HOGAN
No.67463
>>67458
>You're gay for Miz, aren't you?
<Yes
No.67465
>>67463
Finish high school then come back dork. This is where the big boys shitpost.
No.67466
>>67445
That's the fucking point of being a heel: win by cheating and fighting dirty.
>>67447
Funny way to say Seth was the bets member
No.67468
>>67465
>being this worked into a shoot over bantz
No.67469
>>67468
>works himself into a shoot
>tries to weasel out of it by working himself into a worked shoot but he's really still working himself into a shoot
C'mon brother.
No.67471
>>67469
>being the gay community
OFFICIAL RESULTS
>At the first-ever WWE Great Balls of Fire pay-per-view, presented by Rocket League, Roman Reigns unleashed all-out chaos in the wake of his Ambulance Match against Braun Strowman, Cesaro & Sheamus went to war against The Hardy Boyz in a 30-Minute WWE Iron Man Match for the Raw Tag Team Championship and Brock Lesnar defended the Universal Title against a game Samoa Joe.
>WWE Cruiserweight Champion Neville def. Akira Tozawa
>Bray Wyatt def. Seth Rollins
>Big Cass def. Enzo Amore
>Raw Tag Team Champions Cesaro & Sheamus def. The Hardy Boyz (30-Minute WWE Iron Man Match)
<Sasha Banks def. Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss via Count-out
>Intercontinental Champion The Miz def. Dean Ambrose
>Braun Strowman def. Roman Reigns (Ambulance Match)
>Heath Slater def. Curt Hawkins
<Actually booking an "unscheduled" squash match between an irrelevant jobber and an even more irrelevant jobber who's known only for being squashed by whoever's being pushed that day despite having a flashy bio on the site "A former WWE Tag Team Champion alongside Zack Ryder and a disciple of none other than The Rated-R Superstar Edge, the self-styled “Prince of Queens” was initially a cocky, cane-toting brawler the WWE Universe loved to hate"
>Universal Champion Brock Lesnar def. Samoa Joe
No.67472
>It took a moment for the wreckage to sort itself out after the match. The WWE Universe roared in agony, the champions celebrated up the ramp, and a busted-open Matt Hardy processed it all with a wide-eyed look of insanity.
BROKEN MATT COMING SOON
No.67474
>>67472
I want to bolieve, but on the other hand, it's been coming soon for like four months now
No.67476
>>67475
poor Emma, she just can't catch a break
No.67477
>The Miz
>Dolph Ziggler
>The Miz
>Dean Ambrose
>The Miz
No.67479
G1 can't come soon enough.
No.67484
Don't know about you guys but I thought it was ok, the first PPV I saw in its entireity since Backlash. I liked the tag team ironman match, my MOTN.
Roman vs Braun was alright, don't mind Roman killing Braun there. I think the Roman as an anti-hero type guy works, the main issue may be with his presentation with announcers acting like he's a completly good guy. They spoke a bit but didn't stress enough that Roman himself did a destructive thing that could've pretty much killed Braun.
Lesnar vs Joe was alright, reminded me of the fierce match if Lesnar vs Goldberg at WM34. Joe came off as a real killer, hope they do something off that.
>F5winslol
Ending was shit though.
No.67498
>Brock fears the Maharaja
No.67501
>All this WWEdoom talk
>WWE stocks are currently $20 per stock
>WWE's stocks were at a record high in March 2014 at $30 per stock. It sharply fell in April onwards (WM30).
Why didn't you let Batista save us?
No.67502
>>67501
>WWE stocks fell by half during Daniel Bryan's reign
>Grew back a bit after Bryan got injured and Jhon and Bork became champs
No.67503
>>67501
that still looks pretty shitty. since 2000 the trend is basically level, i.e. no growth overall
compare to Apple, for example. sure there's been some big dips, but the overall trend is wayyy up.
No.67504
>>67501
Because WWEfags have shit taste.
No.67505
>>67498
EVEN BORK PRAISES THE MAHARAJA
No.67512
>>67503
Because faggots buy crapple's overpriced shit. $800 phones, similarly priced tablets, $2000 laptops that are basically just the phone hardware attached to a keyboard, touchpad, and monitor, and marketing brainwashing enough to get stupid people to buy it.
No.67515
>>67512
maybe WWE needs to figure out ways to get stupid people to buy their overpriced shit too
No.67518
Which one of you did this?
No.67720
>>67515
>overpriced
BUT THE WWE NETWORK OFFERS OVER 6000 HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT AND IS ONLY $9.99 A MONTH! WHAT'RE YOU WAITING FOR? SUBSCRIBE NOW!
No.67908
When it got to the last half an hour of the torrent and the main event still hadn't started I knew this was going to be a shitshow.
I didn't bolieve it at the time, but I genuinely think the Double Dubya will go under in or around 2019 as some people have been theorizing for a while now. TNA GFY will die first, but WWE literally won't be able to buy them out on account of how little money they'll have in the tank. If Jarrett's company is WCW 2000, Vince's is WCW 1999.
No.67915
>>67720
>6000 hours
>not 6,000,000
You have a lot to learn, goy.