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Elimination Chamber some fucking time | Rules

File: 58fd12efe990699⋯.png (8.16 KB, 384x384, 1:1, images (4).png)

 No.67058

Can we solve the mystery of why Brock's voice always cracks??

 No.67062

Weak vocal chords. It's why he talks like a slightly deeper Kermit the Frog. He doesn't have the vocal strength to enunciate his words and speak clearly.


 No.67077

He has a high voice.


 No.67078

I've heard he has small balls.


 No.67079

File: 149debfbed16589⋯.png (158.86 KB, 341x318, 341:318, piss.png)

Because of Piss


 No.67136

File: 8bc611d1f64508d⋯.png (371.4 KB, 852x481, 852:481, 8bc611d1f64508d252e908f342….png)

>never talk because Paul Heyman from ECW does it for you

>suddenly forced to talk a promo loudly


 No.67154

I went to high school with brock's bastard son ask me anything


 No.67485

>>67154

Did Brock ever come for a PTA or whatever.


 No.67489

File: ee83d7b2b434148⋯.jpg (3.46 KB, 100x100, 1:1, serveimage.jpg)

>>67485

>Shows up

<I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR KIDS

>leaves


 No.67490

>>67154

he doesn't have a bastard son


 No.67493

>>67490

>Lesnar also has twins: a daughter named Mya Lynn and a son named Luke (both born April 10, 2002) with his former fiancée, Nicole McClain.

Prior to Sable he had children out of wedlock.


 No.67494

>>67490

>>67493

It was back when he was in OVW, Jim Cornette said that Brock once had to leave to because his girlfriend (not sable) was having his baby that day


 No.67495

>>67154

how big was his dick


 No.67506

File: 1f63789256129ac⋯.png (13.98 KB, 582x126, 97:21, Bork Laser realistic.PNG)


 No.67508

File: d8b2e2a19759b88⋯.png (923.42 KB, 642x669, 214:223, becky.png)


 No.67511

File: 05b5f67ad276b92⋯.jpg (259.23 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, the fire rises.jpg)

>>67506

>Randy Orton Retweeted


 No.67519

>>67508

Someone needs to tell becky her eyebrows are fuckugly.


 No.67520

>>67519

I would, except it's not true


 No.67524

File: d6ac7106068022b⋯.gif (1.03 MB, 193x199, 193:199, snek intensifying.gif)


 No.67547

>>67485

No sadly, he left the mom high and dry.

>>67495

never saw myself but apparently it was small.

should also mention the guy was legit autistic and would get in super heated arguments about whether replacing a watch battery makes it into a brand new watch, and whether horses and ostriches were the exact same animal.


 No.67644

>>67547

holy shit that sounds hilarious, was he a big guy? i can imagine some no necked chad just fucking go off on the nuances of what makes a watch a watch in the middle of some math class


 No.67709

>>67644

>actually thinking anon is telling the truth


 No.67716

File: ef4e5a20d70ea1d⋯.png (202.88 KB, 424x318, 4:3, ak2.png)

>>67709

Let anon have fun, dude.


 No.67717

>>67709

>>67644

I have proof. The guy looks like an alternate timeline lesnar were he never got in shape. Even has the same nasaly voice as him, just a little less deep.


 No.67754

>>67717

>>67717

>has proof

>will never ever post it


 No.67872

File: a7b0a5be8e3ce6c⋯.jpg (65.45 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 11208072_1640024242901315_….jpg)

File: 107da734efab4a1⋯.jpg (405.04 KB, 834x1335, 278:445, 20170711_000421.jpg)

>>67754

Happy to prove you wrong


 No.67879

>>67872

>hehe here's some google image search results totally proof


 No.67882

>>67879

Yeah reverse image search the second one nerd. That's the kid from my high school. First one is lesnar, I have had a professional doctor analyze these photos and he came to the conclusion that they represent a 95% chance genetic match.


 No.67883

>>67882

>no proof


 No.67890

>>67883

>no reading comprehension


 No.67895

>>67890

>I have no proof so I'm going to post strawman memes




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