>>67054
>be ill
>watch some tv
>some not so recent raw rerun is on
>haven't watched wrestling in a decade, why not
>roman doing some shitty backstage segment
>meh
>suddenly out of nowhere this big guy with a master plan shows up and pummels him like muh animus
>staring at this powerlifter do his thing, it's like having a fetish except it's for your goal bodytype
>every time he slams roman the crowd cheers and I lose my shit laughing
>finally they put roman in some strecher
>GYEARGHHH
>the crowd cheers again as strowman pummels roman some more and my sides leave orbit
>like 30 seconds later they get him on an ambulance
>I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU
>more cheering
>motherfucker flips an ambulance
>decide to watch modern wwe then
>strowman is barely in any matches
fug
at least I'm lifting now