No.64462
Money in the Bank thread
The Card
>Jinder Mahal vs. Randy Orton for the World Championship
>Money in the Bank ladder match ft. AJ Styles, Boron Corbin, Dolph Ziggler, Kevin Owens, Sami Zayn & Shinsuke Nakamura
>Women's Money in the Bank ladder match ft. Becky Lynch, Carmella, Charlotte Flair, Natalya Neidhart & Tamina Snuka
>Usos vs. New Day for the SmackDown Tag Team Championship
>Naomi vs. Lana for the SmackDown Women's Championship
Pre-Show
>Hype Bros vs. The Colóns
Streams
The WWE Network (for just $9.99 a month!) or whichever of these you poorfags prefer:
http://watchwrestling.nl/
http://wywtv.com/index.php?/page/Weekly.html
http://firstrows.biz/boxing
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/usa-network-live-stream
http://www.vipbox.biz
http://www.streamgaroo.com/live-television/united-states/wwe-network-live-stream
No.64463
>Oh my God, Becky. Look at that bank. It is so big. Looks like one of those… brick house… money places.
why is she so perfect?
No.64464
>Pre show hype bros vs colons
wtf where is the breezango community
Literally nothing to be excited about in that card. I guess it might be fun to see Jinder shit on Orton in his hometown but that's it.
Wymyns MiTB will be a trainwreck
Lana winning the title in what's literally her 3rd match on the main roster, second singles match ever, first singles main roster match, would be funny.
No.64465
>>64463
That's one retarded comment, but it's not surprising to hear that it came from a potato.
No.64466
>>64465
what's wrong m8? too intellectual for you?
No.64467
Who Beanie Club here?
Prediction: Corbin mitb, put patches on the briefcase to match his entrance jackets
Also Heel Becky mitb
>inb4 aDolph Wins
No.64468
>>64467
Predictions:
>Jinder retains dirty
>Corbin wins MITB
>Carmella wins Women's MITB
>Flip a coin for Usos vs. New Day
>Naomi retains
>WE STAY HYPE
No.64469
wordfilter test
WORSHIP THE POO
No.64470
>>64464
>Literally nothing to be excited about
>Wymyns MiTB will be a trainwreck
There you go, there's something to be excited about, also the men's ladder match and the ursos vs new gay will probably be good.
I'm going to be skipping the main event because seriuously who gives a fuck beside the poo poster?
Why in all the fucks isn't the us title on someone like harper or tye so we can actually have midcard feuds on the ppv?
No.64471
>>64470
I think I read somewhere that Tye hasn't been seen much lately because Vince is mad af at people yelling TEN!!! over everything
I agree with him tbh. it's almost as annoying as WHAT?
No.64472
>>64468
Corbin will stand tall.
Nothin personnel, zigg
>>64470
>isn't the us title on someone like harper
Harper v Drama King could have been a neat US match
No.64474
>>64473
nine years later, Benoit figured out a way to really get noticed
No.64475
TIME FOR THE DAILY SERMON WORSHIP
No.64477
>>64475
I think you mean "daily semen worship"
No.64478
>>64476
>>64477
YOU SHALL FEEL HIS WRATH
No.64479
>>64478
I guess it only makes sense that his finisher is shit.
No.64480
>>64462
Why is Naomi still holding the title? Do people even like her (No really)?
>>64468
That unfunny, unlikable faggot Ellsworth will get involved in the Women's MiTB, giving the win to Carmella; that or Charlotte will win cuz she's Ric's kid, and Vince probably wants to make her a threat on Smackdown.
No.64481
I haven't bothered to keep up with WWE in the past couple of weeks. Anything important I missed?
No.64482
>>64481
Literally nothing.
No.64485
Pre show is on, get in here to see the new booker t meme firsthand.
No.64487
Maria is winning the title tonight boys. Gonna swerve us and have lana "get injured" or have rusev tell her she can't fight because shane didn't give him his title match
No.64488
>>64486
Goddammit it's still funny.
No.64490
>>64487
You're setting yourself up for disappointment big time.
No.64492
>>64491
I saw that but still, at most she's in the mitb with her husband taking out memesworth.
No.64495
>>64494
Bix Nood vs Bix Nood
Which will win?
No.64498
>>64494
>>64495
>>64496
The Uggos are getting squashed by the Old Day and Paige is gonna make her re-debut as their ring girl.
No.64499
>ywn be Ruru and smash Lana everyday
No.64500
>>64499
Handsome Rusev return tonight boys
No.64502
>>64501
>Poo manchu package
No.64503
>yfw mahal kicks out of an rko
No.64505
>Show is in Orton's hometown
Ah so Jinder is confirmed to retain then.
No.64508
No.64509
Reminder Mojo won the Andre battle royale this year.
No.64510
>>64509
Reminder that the last guy he eliminated is the wwe champion and mojo is a comedy jobber.
No.64511
>>64510
Wins and loses mean nothing anon!
No.64512
No.64513
>>64511
I guess not…
I hope zack gets a us title shot
No.64514
Random question but why are tag teams' weight announced combined?
No.64515
>>64514
Big numbers sound more impressive I guess.
No.64516
Why does every WWE tag team match feel the exact same?
No.64518
Booker T is such a legend
No.64519
>>64516
Because they have the exact same formula.
No.64521
No.64522
Can charlotte come out of the closet already so we can get some yuri in the womyn's division?
No.64523
someone say first womans mitb winner potato
No.64524
>>64523
>Becky
>Winning anything
LEL ZUZ KEK LOL ROFL LMFAO
No.64525
>muh womyn revolution shit
No.64527
So when does the ppv actually start? Why are they filling time?
No.64528
>>64523
heel potato please
we need a new top heel womiyn now that Bliss is gone
No.64529
>>64527
seat filling maybe, also niggers
No.64530
Who the hell actually bolieves these ladders are made out of steel?
No.64531
Carmella's looking real hot baby.
No.64532
>this is awesome chants
WWE babies deserve this shitty product
No.64536
>>64535
Whoever did that makeup should get sacked.
No.64537
why does money in the bank have to be a ladder match? I'm so tired of this gimmick.
No.64538
This match could have its own episode of botchamania
No.64539
Its botch after botch.
This is history in the making for Maffew
No.64540
YES RUIN IT RUIN THE WHOLE THING
No.64541
MEMESWORTH IS WINNING BOYS
No.64542
>charlotte does a twisted bliss
No.64543
>nochin wins the women's championship
I'm ok with this.
No.64544
Perfect way for this shit match to end. Just need Shane or Dbry to come out and reverse it
No.64545
>>64543
Anything that ruins the divas division is something we should all enjoy.
No.64546
>wymyns mitb match
>man retrieves the case
No.64547
The salt caused by a man winning the first ever history making womyns mint match will keep me fed for years.
No.64548
>>64546
DID YOU JUST ASSUME THEIR GENDER?!?
No.64549
>>64546
I don't understand why they embraced this le girl power shit the moment Paige left only to completely drop the ball with it in under a month
They can't even be SJW right
No.64550
Pretty good promo from Lana. Impressed.
No.64551
>>64481
Bad writing, shitty booking, memes.
No.64552
So when the crowd started chanting "Yes!" for Ellsworth climbing the ladder, were they expecting him to take a bump? Or were they legit excited for him to claim the briefcase? It's hard to tell because the reaction afterwards was boos.
No.64555
>>64552
>HAHAHA, yes Ellsworth! He's gonna win the championship, that's so silly haha!
>Wait, no! Not really! OMG SEXISM!
No.64557
>just started watching
>women mitb already happened
you know what? im glad i didn't see that shit, was it a botchfest? only just read that ellsworth won lmao
No.64558
>>64557
>was it a botchfest?
Pretty much
No.64559
>>64558
then i'll just check out the whole match on next botchamania
No.64560
PPV starts with 2 fucked finishes in a row. Gonna be a long night.
No.64561
DAY ONE IS STILL H
UCCCCEEEE
No.64562
Jesus this whole show is a botchfest
No.64563
>>64558
Need webms for posterity.
No.64564
>>64557
>was it a botchfest?
Yes.
No.64565
God damn Shaq got so fat he lost his neck.
No.64566
No.64567
>>64566
Y-you don't like it?
No.64570
>Lana's attire
HNNNNGH! Nudes when?
No.64571
>they keep saying "title"
vince is going to have a stroke
No.64572
>>64567
I think its fantastic.
No.64573
>lana in traditional singlet
shit i like this way too much
No.64575
>We want Rusev chants during Lana's match
Like pottery
No.64577
>>64573
lana in bikini contests when
No.64578
>>64577
Lana lead nudes when?
No.64579
This match has so much wonderful ass in it.
No.64580
>>64578
lana in hardcore nudity matches when
No.64582
No.64584
>>64583
leaked rusev lana porn when
No.64586
>clap your hands to the beat
Literally no beat.
No.64587
lots of WCW bantz in the crowd.
No.64588
>Colosseum
I understood that reference.
No.64589
Time for nerds to get a boner.
No.64590
>I got the VHS tape
>Is it coliseum?
Clever fucks.
No.64591
I thought that 80s sounding song was going to be Breezangos new theme.
No.64593
>>64506
>Those filenames
Found the spic
No.64594
>taking your wife's last name
No.64596
>not the main event
I do bolieve this is a sign of disrespect
No.64597
No.64601
No.64603
So that was, what, 25-30 minutes of time between matches? What a PPV.
No.64604
I wonder if they'll give Jinder his own shitting street in his name.
No.64606
>>64603
This is quality entertainment DAMN IT
No.64608
>Champ made entrance first
THE DISRESPECT CONTINUES!!
No.64610
No.64611
That figure four looks like shit
No.64612
>>64611
All figure fours not done by Flair look like shit. Just like all Sharpshooters not done by Brett look like shit.
No.64613
>>64612
>what is Cesaro's Sharshooter
No.64614
>>64612
Owen's sharpshooter looked better than Bret's
No.64615
No.64616
how the fuck isn't randy counted out yet?
No.64617
>>64613
I stand corrected.
>>64614
eh….
No.64618
>>64616
Ref is giving leeway :^)
No.64619
Wasnt that the same finish as Backlash?
No.64620
>this feud is going to continue
No.64621
Has this ppv had a single clean finish?
No.64622
>>64619
Pretty much the same except this one had Ric Flair and Bollywood RKOs
No.64623
No.64624
I still dont understand this ppv
No.64625
>>64621
NOPE! WWE is still in the middle of taking booking decision from mid 90's WCW.
No.64626
>fashion police still not getting new theme
No.64628
No.64629
The Ascension is still around?
No.64630
>>64603
This PPV is everything I hate about WWE: People dedicate their money and time to your show, it's fucking bad when it's 2/3rd through the show and it's status quo and dirty finishes ON A PAY PER VIEW.
It disrespects my valuable time and only makes me bored and frustrated, not entertained.
No.64631
>>64625
This bullshit is more late 90's and 2000 WCW
No.64633
>>64631
Well, if we see Kevin Dunn cut a promo tonight, we'll know you're right.
No.64635
JINDER WON NOW REMOVE THAT FILTER YOU FILTHY PEASANT
No.64637
>>64635
>the poo cheated again
No.64638
No.64639
>>64637
STAY MAD BORTONFAG
No.64640
>The current state of the Ascensions
No.64641
>>64639
>he can't win without cheating
No.64642
>>64639
>Being mad.
Did someone lost clean on this PPV?
No.64647
>>64632
If you have 3-4 hours of freetime at night, this takes up all of that time while providing absolutely no interesting matches or plotline advances. With the shitshow that is this PPV, you could have sat around jacking off or doing something else that is more entertaining and the only real new plot so far was Carmella winning MiTB dirty. Like I said, it simply doesn't respect the people watching and investing time and money into the show.
No.64648
So which one is least likely to win this match, Ziggler or Zayn?
No.64649
>>64645
The /fa/ Community
No.64650
No.64651
>>64647
>he's this worked into a shoot
No.64652
>>64650
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
No.64653
>mfw Ascensions still job
No.64654
>even the FUCKING NORMIES don't like this PPV
No.64656
>camera shows hipster couple cheering during Sami's intro
Ha.
No.64657
No.64658
Nothin Personnel Shinsuke
No.64660
>>64480
>Memesworth actually ruined an already shitty match like the unlikable faggot he is
I fucking knew it.
>>64654
I had a feeling skipping this PPV was a good idea (The whole card sucks). I don't know why people still have the WWE Network with one shittier PPV after the last shitty PPV (I skip RAM PPVs because they're always bad).
No.64661
>>64660
THIS IS THE GREATEST PPV OF ALL TIME AND YOU ARE GOING TO RENEW THAT SUBSCRIPTION RIGHT NOW
No.64662
>KO's fat ass twisting the ladder into useless scrap
Moment of the night right there.
No.64663
>>64660
the main event of extreme rules was pretty good, but other than that it's been shit lately. NXT has been way better lately though so I watch that with my network subscription
No.64664
>>64660
>I don't know why people still have the WWE Network
I watch WCW and random matches here and there when I'm in the mood.
It's also the price of 2 or 3 cups of coffee.
No.64665
>>64662
This needs a webm ASAP.
No.64666
>>64664
That's right, my friend! At such a low, low price, everybody should subscribe!
No.64667
So Shinsuke is not coming back,huh?
No.64668
Ok…that actually was a holy shit moment. Figures Zigglypuff would take that bump.
No.64669
>>64666
Nice sarcasm Satan. So I guess we should all get the network…
No.64670
>>64667
Oh he'll come back, overcome the odds and become Mr. Money in the Bank.
No.64671
"OH EXPL— OH"
Commentary cant say exploder suplex because its Omega's signature?
No.64672
Whats up guys, it's been a while I've been busy with work and tekken.
Anyway just tuned it and saw Zayn kill Owens, did I miss anything worthwhile?
No.64675
No.64677
>Does the AA better than Cena
Is there anything Aj can't make look phenomenal?
No.64678
This is a really good match.
No.64681
>>64677
aj even made that fall from the case look phenomenal
No.64682
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>>64677
>this excited over a fireman's carry
No.64684
>>64677
>>64682
Fugg spoiler tag was still on.
No.64685
>>64682
>picking up fat boy Owens
>not phenomenal
No.64686
>>64677
Ushigoroshi, not AA.
Where's Mauro when you need him?
No.64687
No.64688
No.64692
>Big Banter Borbon wins
I'm ok with this
>>64686
Ushigoroshi is when they land on the knee, Aj AA'ed him onto the ladder
No.64693
B E A N I E C L U B
B A R O N
C O R B I N
No.64694
GREASE BEATS CURRY, NIGGERS
No.64696
Corbin was my second pick for the match but it makes sense for him to win since MiTB is typically a heel win. While I can understand putting it on him, at the same time it's going to piss off the marks due to the shitty fucking night of this shitshow.
No.64697
>>64684
You ready for the dough-faced, alcoholic manlet to take up his father's mantle?
No.64698
Shit PPV, but that main event was outstanding. Figured Corbin would win after Nakamura/Styles staredown.
No.64699
>>64689
B.A.R.O.N CLUB
Coldsteel for WWE Champ
No.64702
Welp, throwing this together was more fun than watching that shit PPV.
No.64704
>>64468
lol got them all right
No.64705
>>64468
>WWE creative shitposts here
No.64707
Whoever wins, Orton or Jinder, Baron Coldsteel will cash in and win the title
No.64708
No.64717
Other than the main event this felt like sunday night smackdown. Sad.
No.64730
No.64732
>baron corbin
>jinder mahal
No.64737
>>64732
>WWE champion jinder
>Woman's champion naomi
>Tag champions usos
>MITB carmella and corbin
Are you even trying smackdown? The best thing about that list is the chad warden's and their day won't be h for long.
No.64738
>>64737
>not feeling the GLOW
what are you, gay?
No.64740
>>64738
I'm not very attracted to black women so I see naomi for what she is, shit on the mic and alright in the ring.
No.64744
>>64738
>being attracted to a female baboon
Fucking disgusting.
No.64748
BIG BREAKFAST BANTER BOY BARON DID IT BROTHERS
Also he's getting better on the mic, or at least he was on Talking Smack
No.64749
>>64748
Corbin will save the WWE Championship division
No.64943
>>64748
Baron Corbin is good on the mic only in Talking Smack. On Smackdown, boring as hell.
No.64967
>>64749
>doesn't know how to put a mic on a stand
>spazzing out
>autistic flailing