No.63950
THE BEAST IS PISS EDITION
the only guy who actually draws for wwe is gonna be on the show this week. Is it gonna be enough to pull wwe out of piss poor ratings? Maybe Bray might get a push now that hes dicking that dominican bitch. also nia is fat
stream links
http://watchwrestling.nl/
http://wywtv.com/index.php?/page/Weekly.html
http://firstrows.biz/boxing
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/usa-network-live-stream
http://www.vipbox.biz
http://www.streamgaroo.com/live-television/united-states/wwe-network-live-stream
No.63951
>Bork shows up
>Generic heyman promo
>Joe shows up
>Fight imminent
>Nah bork I wait till the balls
>Joe out
No.63954
>>63951
>Great Balls of Fire
>Main event
>Joe walks in first
>Already signs of him jobbing to Bork
>Bork walks in
>Match starts
>Joe tries to fight
>Bork does is typical Suplex City
>does 20 German Suplexes
>F5
>Bork squashes Joe
>Bork stands tall
>Ramen shows up
>Have a stare down
>Bork walks out
>teases Bork vs Ramen for Bork's inevitable job to Ramen
>Vince's face when
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>>63960
I hope Bork goes on an autistic rampage and destroys Bo
No.63963
>>63961
Bo already survived that. Meanwhile that retired Goldberg. Bo > Goldberg confirmed.
No.63965
when is Braun coming back? I miss him
No.63967
been a while since i've seen the ketchup belt
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>>63969
Well he defended it that one time.
Oh wait.
No.63971
>Brock wins again
>Braun Strohman returns to BTFO Roman Noodles again
>Bo Dallas gets fired because he can't draw a dime and is actually wrestling in the smackdown division
No.63974
>>63971
>Bo Dallas gets fired because he can't draw a dime
>got the only pop during Big Shows Battle Royal before Mania
No.63976
>>63974
>implying anyone cares
No.63977
inb4 joe gets dwarfed by lesnar
No.63978
I suddenly have a craving to order some Jimmy Johns™ subs tonight!
>the entire cast comes out to break up the fight
>all these jobbers and losers defending Joe
No.63979
>>63976
>implying the bolieve community isn't why everyone's default name is Boliever
No.63980
You know youre a jobber when youre breaking up fights between the real superstars.
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No.63985
>>63983
bo died for our sins
No.63986
>Jobbers coming out to break up the real superstars
Botists btfo
No.63988
>The entire locker room
Yeah right.
No.63992
Goddammit get a new theme Dean.
No.63993
>tfw the bear was for Maryse
No.63994
Elias lookin real jacked baby
No.63995
>>63994
you're lookin real jacked baby
No.63998
>>63994
>YWN create a meme by just repeating the same phrase over and over again
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No.64000
>>63998
>booker will never tell me im lookin real jacked and tell me which mask i want
No.64001
>>63999
>real jacked
Looking real Jacked Reverse Satan
No.64002
Why isnt the ref counting?
No.64003
>>64002
Too busy mirin Drifter's gains
No.64005
>Maryse is still angry at Miz for walking in while Dean is fucking her
No.64006
why is alicia fox louder than the announcing?
No.64007
Well that was fucking worth the time it took to walk down the ramp.
No.64008
thats sure to get Cedric over…
No.64011
>it's a Roman Noodles promo
No.64012
DAILY REMINDER /WOOO/ IS THE BIG DAWG'S YARD
No.64013
>>64004
Current goldust is straighter than this whole board.
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No.64022
>Bray has started faking a loozyana accent
No.64023
Seff vs Bray will never beat this.
No.64024
No.64027
>the angry jap that blew up in the locker room is here
wew
No.64028
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>>64013
Then why'd he go around kissin' men like a flamin' fag?
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>>64028
It ain't gay if it's any of the following:
>The balls don't touch
It's your gimmick to win C+C
>It's a trap
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No.64034
>Alexa's going to be BTFO
No.64035
>awful segment kills thread entirely
No.64036
too busy watching sony win e3
No.64037
shut up, lebron is playing
No.64038
>bailey's too much of a pussy to use hardcore weapons
No.64039
No.64040
>the bear from last week
>with this music
No.64041
MIZ JUST THREW HIS GIRL OFF THE ROPES
MIZ BTFO
No.64042
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No.64043
>Matt's wiped all traces of Broken gimmick from his character
Two ways to take this. One, the lawsuit doesn't seem to be going his way. Or two, he's trying to prevent TNA from going, "See, he doesn't even respect the court, he's using the gimmick before you've even ruled on it."
H…He's going to free the broken gimmick, r…right, anons?
No.64044
>>64043
>this defeatism
DELETE
No.64046
>>64043
When the time is right, fellow solider of the Great War. At the moment Matt's Broken brilliance is channeling his old self until the time is right.
No.64047
FILTHY HUMAN, GET OUT OF MY RING
No.64048
>>64047
Filthy pube beard, get off my screen.
No.64049
Why even bother with loserweights if it's half the time one boring match and the other half of the time one boring tenth of a squash match and some whining on mic?
No.64050
sony e3 conference was pretty gud, i'd say it was worth skipping ram to watch
No.64051
>>64047
Lookin real jacked baby
No.64052
>>64047
Elves are for fucking
No.64053
>>64046
I don't think i've seen anyone commit to a gimmick this hard before since Ultimate Warrior. I think it legit hurts Matt to go back to his old self.
DAILY REMINDER, FUCK TNA, FUCK THAT OWL!
No.64054
>>64050
No spoilers fam, that's on the agenda for later.
No.64055
>>64048
On the day of the great elven Muhija, you will be first filthy hu-man.
>>64052
Blasphemy! Our elfkin women would never debase themselves with lowly hu-men filth.
No.64057
>can't go one RAM without the worst tagteam in all of the WWE getting attacked backstage
This storyline is boring by this point.
No.64058
Anderson/Gallows or whoever is outdoing Ziggler in overselling everything. This is just sad.
No.64060
>>64058
don't discount selling
No.64061
>>64055
Relax knife ears, i just want to impregnate an elf
No.64062
>inb4 big show was attacking enzo and cass
No.64063
>>64061
You think you're real bloody smart, don't you hu-man? Your day is coming. The elf kingdoms will rise again!
No.64065
>>64063
What would you do if all your elven women were obese?
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No.64068
>>64066
just tuned in from sony, main event looks cool but it should've been given half an hour probably.
No.64069
>>64068
I also came from Sony, too lazy to tune into RAM though.
No.64070
>>64066
typical ram, brock lesnar segment was nothing special
No.64072
>>64063
Whats wrong?
Still sad about getting cucked?
No.64074
>>64071
Elf women have fallen for the BBW meme and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
No.64077
Elves aren't fucking real you idiots neville just has a weird face.
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No.64079
>>64077
>ruining the fun of boring RAM
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No.64081
>another roman noodles promo
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>>64072
>>64074
SILENCE!
Still thy tongue, impetuous mortal, lest I sever it from thy foppish head.
No.64084
>>64077
lying with dubs is a crime, anon
No.64087
>it's a fucking pizza advertisement
No.64088
>>64087
gotta pay the bills good brother
No.64089
Shame-us shamefully pulls a Ziggler and flies out of the ring.
No.64090
>>64087
i completely forgot they were ever champs outside of japan
No.64091
>>64087
Good Hoots makin bread son
No.64092
Kek, Matt doubles down on the deletion. Guess I was wrong.
CAN'T BRING DOWN THE HEAT, MAN ON THE DELETE MAN
No.64093
>BROKEN Matt kicks out
>Seamus looks about to cry
No.64094
YOU COULD NOT HAVE BOOKED THAT ENDING ANY WORSE
No.64096
>>64093
There's potential for a super fucking epic reintroduction of the Broken gimmick if/when Matt wins this lawsuit. Say some big bad or another beats the absolute shit out of him and he's out for a few weeks.
Few weeks later the guy is in the ring bragging, I destroyed Matt Hardy. He's finished, forever.
Arena goes black. The chant starts, so low you could barely hear it, "delete…delete… Delete….Delete….DELETE…"
*Cue Broken laugh*
Broken Matt appears on Titantron.
The seven gods have reinvigorated my broken brilliance. Broken Matt Hardy lives again.
No.64097
>>64094
pretty much this. Great match, terrible finish.
No.64099
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>>64096
Nah dude, check THIS pitch out
>matt takes a stiff shatter machine from the revival in their inevitable title match
>gets put on the shelf for a while
>Revial start bragging in the ring
>Cue this titantron, but instead the text reads "Revival tag team title reign. DELETE"
>army of drones flies out of the entrance and starts attacking the revival
>Matt comes out with Vanguard 1 in hand
No.64101
>>64100
Dude you know you're not actually neville right?
No.64105
>>64103
Good call neville, gotta stay focused on your next opponent.
No.64108
>emma return
>eats pin from worst girl
just fucc my shit up
No.64116
>>64115
>Banned
>Thread stickied
Oh sit mods showing that they're alive. Is the BO back? Or do we have a new one?
No.64118
>>64116
The wrestlemania message is gone too.
No.64119
>>64116
>>64117
>Brock Lesnar BO bans me for sagebombing a iced teafag b8 thread
No.64124
>>64115
Oh my good, could it be? It is! The mods have returned!
No.64129
>>64124
stop talking like a faggot, daddy, and hurry up and fuck my ass
No.64329
bo was lookin' real wyatt baby