No.62201
WORSHIP THE MAHARAJA EDITION
>SmackDown Women’s Title No. 1 Contender’s 5-Way Elimination Match to take place tonight
The battle lines have been firmly drawn in the SmackDown LIVE Women's division … but those lines are more than likely to be quickly swept away when it comes to becoming No. 1 contender to Naomi’s SmackDown Women’s Title. Tonight, there will be a 5-Way Elimination Match to determine the new No. 1 contender to Naomi's SmackDown Women's Championship. Charlotte Flair, Carmella, Becky Lynch, Natalya and Tamina will square off, and the last Superstar standing will become the next in line to try to dim The Glow. Will the "welcoming committee" stay fortified as a unit long enough to capitalize on their numbers advantage to eliminate Flair and Lynch? Or will it be every Superstar for herself with a title opportunity hanging in the balance? Find out tonight on SmackDown LIVE!
>Will Sami Zayn be back in action?
Sami Zayn picked up his second win in three days against Baron Corbin last week on SmackDown LIVE, but The Underdog from the Underground didn’t get much time to bask in the glory of his win (and being announced as an entrant into the Money in the Bank Ladder Match). That’s because a furious Corbin beat Zayn so badly he needed to be removed from the arena on a stretcher. With WWE Money in the Bank rapidly approaching, will a recovering Zayn be able to get back in the fight? Will he be able to focus on the Money in the Bank Ladder Match and the chance to win a guaranteed WWE Title Match, or will vengeance on The Lone Wolf blind him with rage?
>Can anyone stop The Usos?
Despite each of them falling in singles competition last Tuesday, SmackDown Tag Team Champions Jimmy & Jey Uso showed that together, they remain a force to be reckoned with. Once again, The Usos successfully defended their titles against Breezango, leaving many to wonder who’s next to try and knock the champions off their perch? Will one of SmackDown LIVE’s finest pairings answer the call?
>WWE Money in the Bank momentum at stake
With just under three weeks remaining until WWE Money in the Bank, the six Superstars competing in the titular Ladder Match will be looking to get on a roll as June 18 approaches. Baron Corbin certainly tipped the scales in his favor by decimating Sami Zayn, while Shinsuke Nakamura and AJ Styles impressed in a tag team victory over Kevin Owens and Dolph Ziggler. Can Zayn, The New Face of America and The Showoff gain some momentum heading into WWE Money in the Bank?
>Will Mahal avoid The Viper’s fangs?
While Jinder Mahal reveled in his WWE Championship victory on last week’s SmackDown LIVE, the time for celebration is over. The Maharaja learned that he will be defending his title at WWE Money in the Bank against Randy Orton in The Viper’s hometown of St. Louis. There’s no doubt Mahal will be focused on proving his doubters wrong, but he’ll also need to keep his head on a swivel, as The Apex Predator will surely be out to exact retribution for his defeat at WWE Backlash. Will Orton strike first as this budding rivalry continues, or will The Maharaja continue to stand tall at the top of the WWE Universe?
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No.62208
>>62201
Whatever, what's the gay communit doing? If they're gone so am I.
>>62206
Carmella has a bit of a weird face but her thin body is hot as hell.
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>>62207
>Jinder don't draw a dime
>/woo/ makes two threads for downsyndrome live
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>>62209
He's a ironical draw
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>>62206
cant wait until Nikki comes back and fucks her shit up again
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>>62211
This needs a JUST edit
No.62213
>>62211
Fuck off Jhon, Carmella is way better looking and doesnt have fake ass tits
No.62215
>>62213
>implying jhon isn't really loves nikki
Just wait until he cheats on her with one of his pornstar fuckbuddies.
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>>62210
Yep, jinder is the new memesworth
No.62218
Xth post for the MAHARAJA
No.62219
TIME FOR THE MAHARAJA NATIONAL ANTHEM
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>>62217
HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE MAHARAJA
No.62221
Mojo should be the guy to take the belt of Jinderin 2 years
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>>62221
Yeah, it would be really fun to see WWE crash and burn.
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>>62221
>>62222
YOU BOTH SUFFER THE MIGHT OF THE MAHARAJA
No.62226
Ruru Pipebomb tonight boysss
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No.62228
What was even the point of that?
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>>62231
Terrible selection.
No.62233
>that awkwardly long pan up to the mitb case
FIRE THAT CAMERAMAN
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>>62233
Fire Bucky Beaver.
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No.62239
Original character, dunt steal.
No.62240
>check catalog
>make thread
>at no point during thread creation is there ever another smackdown thread for today
>ever
>suddenly this shows up magically with an earlier timecode even though it was never there when the other thread was being put together
No.62242
>>62240
Shit happens, bro. Don't take it personal. We're all here for the same reason, to shitpost and watch wrasslin'.
No.62244
Corbin is so close to having a skullet.
No.62246
>>62243
GO BACK TO ALL JAPAN
No.62248
Hold on a minute, playa. It ain't goin' down like that.
No.62249
>AngREEEEEE fat man punches the announcer table while redhead shit talks Bo
No.62251
>>62248
Hollaback, playa. Called it.
No.62252
BIG BREAKFAST BANTER BOY BARON
No.62253
>>62240
nothin personnel kid
No.62254
DID THE JAP JUST TRY TO TAKE BORON CORBIN'S BELT OFF?
No.62257
>>62253
>You will never get to smoke stogies and eat BBQ with handsome Rusev
>You will never get to steal glances at Lana's perfect ass while Rusev tends the meat. (Pause)
>She will never peek at you over her shoulder and wiggle it a little like the absolute cocktease she is.
Hurts a little, keep it 100 kinfoke.
No.62258
>smackdownsyndrome has the smarts to keep the match in view when they retardedly schedule a commercial break in the middle of the match
This is actually slightly better than RAM production-wise.
No.62259
>>62253
i want nothing but the best for ruru
No.62260
I'm not sure who to root for. There's Boron Corbin, but Fatman is on his team. There's Sami Zayne who's spent way too long jobbing, but shitsque is on his team.
No.62261
>>62258
>Asshurt Rawtists grasping at straws this hard to shit talk SmackDown.
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>>62257
hurts to live without rusev on live
>>62259
ruru will machka the maharja and become champ IN A PERFECT WORLD
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>>62261
That's… the opposite of what that post said.
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>>62262
>tfw still no Lana debut
No.62265
>AngREEEEEEEE fat man sabotages his own team
No.62267
>>62266
>getting double dubs
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>>62266
I refuse to bolieve Kek has any hand in this sort of outright blasphemy.
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>>62264
Lana on strike with ruru, hopefully.
>>62266
She is the best Diva on SDL now that Bliss jumped ship to the Flagship show.
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>>62268
You should see Total Divas
No.62273
>The Mummy
>with the wrong actor for the protagonist
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>>62272
sounds like a show for gays
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>>62271
>She is the best Diva on SDL
That's Carmella
No.62277
New Gay is mad that a bunch of coconuts are more black than they are.
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>>62276
>Fucking memesworth
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No.62281
Are the New Day's day 1 H?
No.62282
>>62280
>the gay community
No.62283
been awhile since the nig day have been around huh
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No.62286
>Prison rape jokes segment
My sides are here for it, keep it 100.
No.62287
This shit is about as bad as all the wymyns wrestling segments and their 30 minutes of talking and nothing else.
No.62289
>>62288
The guy in the crowd makes this perfect.
No.62290
POO IN THE LOO PAJEET, NOT IN THE RING
No.62292
>>62290
HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE MAHARAJA
No.62294
>>62266
This btw, I don't find any SD girl actually attractive, their faces are busted and their buttocks are too big.
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>>62291
>not wainting to be ass-mauled by BIG E
What are you, gay?
No.62296
>>62292
THE BELT IS NOT A POO SCOOP
No.62298
They should fire Juicer Maballs
No.62299
>>62296
THE MAHARAJA HAS NEVER POOED ANYWHERE OTHER THAN IN THE LOO, YOU ARE JUST LIKE RANDY ORTON WITH YOUR HATRED OF MY PEOPLE
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>>62291
being prison gay is his gimmick
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>>62299
>the pooinloo only "won" the belt because his curry chefs helped him cheat
>he doesn't even wipe his hands before heading to the ring
No.62302
>The only commercials WWE doesn't simulcast the show with is their own.
No.62303
>india television is all 4:3 like it's 1980
No.62304
JINDER IS A DRAW, BROTHER
No.62307
>>62304
Apparently he draws all the nickels in Pooinloolandia.
No.62308
>the gay community is now trying to shit up classic film noir
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No.62310
>fashion police looking non-gay
No.62311
>Tyler Breeze is now a canon crossdresser.
I unironically love everything about these skits. I think these two have won me over.
No.62312
>>62310
>tfw posted this before cross dressed tyler appeared
No.62313
>>62310
Looks can deceive people.
No.62316
The Fashion Police are 100% straight, they just do what must be done to uphold the law.
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>>62315
>fatty owens is the stand-in for the gays
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>>62316
They're just ironically gay.
No.62320
Breeze had a girlfriend in one of the Breaking Ground(?) episodes. 100% straight. He even took in a stray dog because he's a really good guy.
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No.62322
>>62320
It wasn't a… poodle, was it?
No.62323
>Fried Chicken Country Jibletts
No.62324
>>62321
>it's the wuido cuck
ftfy
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>>62320
>the crossdresser pretended to be straight once, it was totally truthful
No.62327
>Becky Lynch assaults a fan
No.62328
>>62326
THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DISRESPECT THE MAHARAJA
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>>62326
mojo is most definitely not hype right now
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No.62333
>women's wrestling looks like it might start doing something interesting a.k.a. what men's wrestling has been doing for decades
>three refs run out to stop it
No.62335
>Not loving Beckys Aloy hair
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>>62332
>becky isn't sasha
Sure anon.
No.62337
>>62326
y-you'll get your push soon Mojo-san.
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>smackdowns women match ends up being better than all of raw
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>>62336
He must have a big cock.
No.62344
>women's ladder match
Are the ladders going to be made of painted pillows?
No.62345
>>62344
charrlottes tall ass doesnt even need a ladder this is unfair
No.62346
HOW DARE RANDY QUESTION THE MAHARAJA
No.62349
>coalburner wife
>get cucked by indians
>get bullied by indy manlets
The absolute state of this man.
No.62350
>the gay community is getting BTFO
No.62351
>>62348
their title push may be over but they are still entertaining to me dammit
No.62353
>this guy in taima chat shitting on trans people
>mfw I really want a trans gf
No.62354
>shitting around with water guns like a meme match
>commercials start
>it's gay jobbers vs unknown jobbers
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>>62353
Okay guys, stop, I'm running out of AJ's.
No.62359
>>62357
One day they will all have been eliminated.
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>>62358
Nia and her fat ass should be glad they even let her wrestle.
No.62363
>all these great matches and segments
Smackdown always wins baby, you can't beat Smackdown!
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>>62360
>Not wanting to inhale Nias farts
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>>62358
she'd be on RAW too if she fit on the screen
No.62367
>the gay community cheats with clothing changes and water guns
>no DQ
>Dean Ambrose gets DQed when the Miz slaps someone
No.62368
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Based Breeze keeping the unprettier alive
No.62369
>Dolph is written to be a pussy again
No.62371
>aj botches promo directly after breezango win
hmm….
No.62372
>>62357
Really tempted to start a thread dedicated to nothing but creating new AJ gay community images. Some of these are, well not quite stale, but let's just say we need some new stuff.
No.62374
AJ lookin real jacked baby
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>>62355
>AJ used to look like Chris Benoit
No.62378
RANDY MUST BOW DOWN TO THE MAHARAJA
No.62380
>the human nyquil randy orton
No.62387
>>62386
Best wwe 2017 moment.
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No.62389
YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE MAHARAJA RANDY?
No.62391
>>62329
All that money and he can't get himself some decent hair plugs.
No.62392
[claps while extreme closeup]
No.62393
Orton obviously doesn't give a shit whenever he's a face
No.62394
RANDY MUST FEAR THE MAHARAJA
No.62395
>gets btfo by the maharaja
>better do my pose
Maharaja stands tall again
No.62396
>>62386
Rosenberg must be a kid in a fucking candy store. He's a legit fan who marks out hard to moments like this.
Highly advise checking out his Cheap Heat podcast. inb4 shill
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No.62398
>>62396
Nice try (((rosenberg))).
No.62399
IT'S JOBBING TIME
t. Dolph
No.62400
>>62399
IM HERE TO JOB THE WORLD
No.62401
>>62395
the majorbanana did win that one i admit
even tho it awkwardly zoomed in on him with his bollyboys clapping
No.62402
>>62399
>>62400
I'M HEAR TO JOB THE WORLD
No.62403
>205 bore ad
>get assigned a Neville task
No.62404
>>62401
>majorbanana
HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE MAHARAJA
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No.62406
>wearing red on smackdown
No.62408
Ziggler better do some crazy sells
No.62409
RED AJ BABYYYYY
>>62406
2 SWEEEEEET
No.62410
>>62406
Kinda ungovernable.
No.62411
QUINTESSENTIAL GEORGIA PITBULL
No.62412
>>62403
I'll end you right now you filthy human.
No.62414
>>62408
Silly anon, Ziggler could sell dildos to a convent.
No.62415
>>62413
You'll regret ever saying that human.
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>>62418
>AJ FANS ARE BUTTHURT
WEW
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>>62418
>Look at this mark, working himself up into a shoot.
You do realize there was a chance this could happen, right? Otherwise, what's the point in them having a match?
No.62424
>>62423
I'm just tired of shitty booking
No.62425
I'm glad Ziggler won, he needed it, but he should have won with something better than a Superkick.
No.62426
Hometowns and WWE dont like eachother.
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No.62428
>>62424
>Ziggler being allowed to do anything at all but lose embarrassingly and unconvincingly is "bad booking"
You sound mad.
No.62430
>>62427
The matches are good but they might as well be wrestling in an empty arena every week with how silent the crowd always is.
No.62431
>>62427
Apparently there will be an Aries segment so I'll watch I guess
No.62432
>>62427
there are eps with a good match or two but its boring enough to put you to sleep most of the time
No.62434
>>62433
Nobody cared who you were until you put on the attitude
No.62436
>BOOTLEG WEAVE
SOMEBODY CALL THE FASHION POLICE NOW
No.62437
>>62434
Say that to my face you filthy human.
No.62438
Sasha and Foxxy should have a hair vs hair match where Sasha loses
No.62439
>>62428
>guy who has consistently lost over the past year beating a guy who was WWE champion just a few months ago without any storyline reason or development.
It's just shitty booking and doesn't make anyone look good. Ziggler deserves more, but a good build takes time.
No.62440
>>62438
Why are the young bucks bullying her?
No.62441
>>62425
Well Ziggler is basically a Shawn Michels clone and AJ does have a history with the Superkick.
Quite fitting.
>>62427
going by the 50-50 model it will be good because noam will win
its best to watch highlights of 205 posthumously on youtube imo
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No.62444
>>62439
stop watching wwe dude
No.62445
>>62440
She doesn't catch dives well enough
No.62447
>>62442
>u mad bro?
Jesus it's like a walking time capsule just stumbled online.
>>62444
It was doing fine till after the quasi-draft, now shit is just getting fucked up on smackdown. Even breezeango as good as they are didn't get an actual build to becoming #1 contenders.
No.62448
>>62447
>whaaa whaaa AJ lost a maaaaaaaaaaatch
Get over it loser, "gay community" memes doesn't make the man immune to losing to someone who's talented but gets forced to job and bury himself by "creative".
>muh breezango
Talentless hacks and gay.
No.62449
>>62448
>Sheepleposter confirmed
No.62450
>>62448
>I didn't read a single thing you wrote but you're a loser
Aight cool dork
>>62449
Getting that feel too dude. Watch for the
>oh wow anyone who disagrees with me is sheepleposter
retort coming up next. His patterns are getting obvious.
No.62452
>>62449
>>62450
>whaaa muh memejay lost so everyone that isn't asshurt is sheepleposter
Dolph Ziggler deserves a push and there's nothing you can do but cry.
No.62453
FIGHT FOREVER
*clapclapclapclapclap*
No.62454
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Watching 205 Live muted while playing Gang Starr's discography is pretty baller
No.62455
>>62452
called it, you even replied to the post where I said you would say this.
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No.62457
Sheepleposter pls, your posts are so obvious
No.62458
>>62452
we both know dolph ziggler isnt getting pushed, he was given a win to look like a threat in the MITB match. He'll be back to jobbing in a month and this win will have meant nothing
No.62459
>>62455
>he's still butthurt
>he's so butthurt he thinks sheepleposter would promote Dolph Ziggler instead of Roman Noodles
>he's this mad that AJ lost a legitimate match because Dolph doesn't have a meme associated with him
No.62461
>>62459
He who denied it supplied it sheepleposter.
No.62462
>>62459
>spot monkeys: the gif
wow, get some taste dude
No.62463
Skipped this week of wrestling. What did I miss? I see Dolph beat AJ, kinda irked at that because I'm admittedly a bit of a AJ mark since there isn't much to cheer for.
No.62464
>>62462
>interesting moves are bad gay restholds are good
>AJ marks are this lame
No.62465
>>62463
You missed a great episode of SD. The women's segment actually built hype for the Women MiTB match. Breezango stood tall after a great Fashion Files. New Day returned and confronted the dindUsos.
No.62466
>>62465
Ah cool I'll watch later then.
No.62467
>>62463
Roman vs seth on raw was pretty good actually. Dar and faaaaawks vs swan and banks got added to extreme rules. You missed arguably the worst segment in years on raw with the bayley this is your life segment. They started a mystery storyline where corey got up and walked away in the middle of commentary and told kurt someone had something that could ruin him. And they are teasing cass heel turn.
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>>62464
>sheepleposter evolving by trying to like things normal posters like
Effective tactic, worked on /tv/ for drumpfsperg and timposter. You know those guys/ are those guys?
No.62469
>sheepleposter arguing with himself because no one will respond to him anymore
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>>62468
>>62469
>GayJay fanboys think everyone is sheepleposter because Dolph won instead of jobbing for once
>being this mad
No.62472
>>62469
Nah he's arguing with me
>>62470
Like clockwork, read here
>>62450
Your pattern is getting obvious.
No.62473
Lotta bootyblasted baby buttboys ITT
No.62474
>AJ lost a match
>the world is ending
>muh memes mean he should win always
>b-but every match that's won by a guy that did maybe two moves or used a football tackle as a finisher is good and anyone that doesn't like it is a mark
>B-BUT NOT WHEN IT HAPPENS TO AJ
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>>62478
>>62479
sorry just taking a stab at the dark
No.62482
>>62474
Jesus christ dude relax. I can tell you're not the sheepleposter now but you need to stop acting like him.
No.62484
>DZ pentagram logo
Ziggler satanic stable confirmed
No.62485
>>62482
>get mad and screech because AJ's gay community memes don't mean he's guaranteed to win every match ever and Dolph Ziggler wins for once
>but the guy laughing at you is freaking out
Imagine being this mad.
No.62489
>>62467
>teasing cass heel turn
I really hope they don't do this. He's a terrible talker, heels need to be good talkers, hence he'd be a terrible heel unless you get him another mouth piece. Swerve us: have Enzo go heel somehow, plus Enzo playing super dirty makes a ton of sense. Hell, really surprise us: Give Enzo a push.
No.62490
>>62489
>Give Enzo a push.
No.62491
>>62490
I didn't say I wanted to see it, I said it would surprise us.
No.62492
>>62491
I say just make him an annoying manager. Maybe add him to The Titus Brand or something.
No.62493
>>62492
I do legit think he'd make a good heel. I don't know how you sell him as a heel aside from making him the dirtiest son of a bitch since HHH. He's annoying as a face, I really don't want more of it, and I also really don't want heel Cass. Worst of both worlds.
No.62494
>>62489
I think Enzo would make a good cruiserweight heel.
No.62495
NOAM WINS
not like anyone cares about 205 anyway
No.62498
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>Luke Harper is suddenly normal now, inviting people to his home to see his family and pets
Uh, okay? Really disappointed they didn't use use him more since the whole Randy Wyatt story, he was getting good reactions from casuals too.
No.62499
>>62498
Shame he isn't indian enough to be the champ
No.62500
>>62498
He was getting good reactions against aj styles of all people. Poor guy got over despite all odds.
No.62501
Natty seems to be enjoying herself a lot here
No.62503
The microphones should have a restraining order against nakamura.
No.62510
>>62498
>you will never be invited to harper's house of horrors to feed his 4 chickens
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>>62510
Aiden has a godtier body, shame vince seems to only like roidheads.
No.62516
>>62515
I think he and Neville kinda share the issue of being too upper torso-heavy
No.62611
AJ turned 40 two days ago. Still looks as young as the day he debuted in TNA 15 years ago.
No.62612
>>62611
Flair was in the top of his game in his 40's imo.
Shame AJ wants to retire soon.
No.62617
>>62611
AJ's looks a bit older to me but nothing serious. Maybe it's the hair and beard but its nice he doesn't look like a boy band member anymore. Inb4 "muh soccer mom hair". His hair is majestic now.