No.61918
VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMM
No.61919
what are they going to try to do to make RAM not boring as fuck?
No.61920
>>61919
Memorial day murrica edition.
No.61922
I'm only gonna tune in for Alexa.
No.61924
>>61923
never ever
it hurts
No.61925
>>61922
I want Alexa to stomp on my balls
No.61926
>>61922
I want Alexa to stare at me while she strokes my dick
No.61927
>obongo
>not the current president
No.61930
No.61931
>>61930
8 years of getting cucked by Trumpenstein
No.61932
>>61931
is that bryan alvarez in the chair?
No.61934
Someone needs to get this jobber out of here.
No.61935
>>61925
>>61926
Yesss blissfits out in force tonight
No.61936
>they actually wrote this promo so badly Shameous is pretending the Hardy Boys are "new" and not long-time WWF veterans
No.61937
>inb4 hardys and ambrose vs miz sheamus and cesaro
No.61938
No.61939
>>61931
is that brad maddox in the chair
No.61940
another boring opening, thanks wwe
No.61941
this one is going to be a trainwreck lads
No.61942
No.61945
Not sure who I hate more for these godawful, vile fucking Truth commercials, the assholes who make them or the assholes who inspire them to make them.
The assholes who make them, of course. Fuck those people.
No.61946
I see talentless Miz is still stealing Dbry's moves.
No.61947
>>61946
That's because Miz can do them without getting 20 concussions
No.61948
>>61944
The only thing more of a train wreck than Raw every week is our Raw threads.
>>61945
Those commercials make me want to take up smoking out of spite. Maybe that's their goal.
No.61949
>>61943
Get a load of this cuck.
No.61950
Dean hammed the fuck out of that. I'm hoping someone got some screencaps of Shame-ous staring in disbelief at the camera.
No.61951
No.61952
>>61950
What do you mean? I missed it.
No.61954
>>61943
Alexa was a lot more sultry in her debut but now she has gone full dominatrix.
https://youtu.be/awq56QN-yik?t=4m
>>61946
i bolieve they wanted to do a danielson v miz feud once upon a time but now he just does it for the luls
No.61955
>>61952
>on the ropes, "hurt"
>throw someone outside
>lay on ground like he got hit with a sledgehammer
>effortlessly kick out of Seamus's pin attempt
>extreme closeup on Seamus's face
No.61956
feels like Cole is really phoning it in tonight
No.61958
>corey so bored he walks away from the table
No.61959
>seat belt advertisement
As disingenuous as the smoking ones as always.
>they're already starting the "we're getting rid of the GM" storyline
No.61960
>>61957
i want bayley to hug alexas butt
>>61958
Corey just showed Angle his private DMs between him and vinne mac.
No.61962
>>61959
>>seat belt advertisement
>As disingenuous as the smoking ones as always.
This. Implying it's not really, "We need a pretext to extract more shekels from you, goy. The state is hungry."
No.61963
HOLY SHIT ZAC EVANS IS HERE GUYS!
No.61964
OOOOOOOOH ZAC EVANS JUNIOOR
No.61965
>>61963
i like to imagine he shitposts here
No.61966
Who is this flexible loserweight and how much money is he being paid to job this hard and get buried this badly?
No.61968
Samson looks like a repackaged Sandow
No.61969
>Musician gimmick
>Shit theme song
No.61970
>>61969
>shit musician gimmick
>shit theme
Seems fitting
No.61971
No.61973
Does samoa joe lactate coconut milk?
No.61975
>they're still pretending bray wyatt is "spooky"
No.61976
>It's another 'Bray cuts an otherworldly promo about how much of a conquering monster he is then goes on to lose at the PPV' episode
No.61977
>Bray Wyatt feuding with Samoa Joe
No.61978
No.61979
Whats Joe watching, wooo?
No.61980
>>61979
WWE of course. :^)
No.61984
Bray's just live action shitposting now.
No.61985
What are Joe's chances of winning this triple threat?
No.61987
Did Bray have too many burgers before the match tonight? He's spending an awful lot of time sitting down doing nothing.
No.61991
Move over fatties, Finn's set to win.
No.61992
No.61993
>Joe has to cheat AGAIN to get a single win
No.61994
Yep, Eater of Pins does it again.
No.61998
No.61999
>>61994
He's still a former champion. They can't take that away from him.
No.62000
>USA network promoting its drug cartel glorification show again
No.62001
>>61997
>>61996
>dat Bray "ya burnt ma house down" mind
Also, fuck's sake wasn't this guy a world champion a month ago, now he's back to this?
No.62002
I want to get extreme with Alexa
No.62005
>>62003
>Can't Borton the Orton
No.62006
Holy fuck, i've always said people sleep on Fox. She is fucking hot and actually a pretty decent worker. It blows my mind she's not further ahead.
No.62008
>>62007
Are they a legit couple or kayfabe only?
No.62009
>>62006
shes also more entertaining than any of the other roasties on the show
No.62010
No.62012
>loserweights come out with their wymyns wrestling league followers
I'm so glad this shit gets to waste time in the timeslot instead of actually interesting matches.
No.62013
Fuck this match, worship the Maharaja
No.62014
>>62013
PRAISE THE MAHARAJA
No.62015
>>62013
it gets better every time i listen to it
No.62016
Are they actually over, or is it just their theme songs?
>Nakamura
>Finn
>Roode
No.62017
I SINGLE HANDEDLY SAVED SMACKDOWN LIVE AND YOU KNOW IT
No.62018
>>62008
Hard to tell.
>>62013
And here comes the Indian Community
No.62019
>>62017
YOU ASSHOLE, YOU STOLE MY CURRENT YEAR GET!
No.62020
>>62017
I'd be okay with it as long as you get full garlands on the ringropes everytime (Need beltane and druid themed wrassler, WICKERSLAM).
No.62021
>>62018
HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE MAHARAJA
No.62022
>>62019
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT THE MAHARAJA
No.62023
>mfw The Maharaja can't draw
No.62024
>>62023
HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE MAHARAJA
No.62025
>the numale cuck is afraid of the guy with the misspelled shirt
No.62026
Oh shit Cass making Graves look sawft
No.62027
>The Maharaja still hasnt granted me a qt indian gf
I HATE THE MAHARAJA
No.62028
>>62027
BEHEAD THOSE WHO DISRESPECT THE MAHARAJA
No.62029
>>62027
HOW DARE YOU EXPECT THE MAHARAJA TO GRANT YOU THAT WHICH YOU DO NOT DESERVE
No.62030
Thanks for that loss Titus.
No.62031
Kek, did Apollo lose a bet or something? Why is he a part of Titus brand when he looks like he wants no part of whatever O'Neal is selling.
No.62032
No.62033
Stone Cold's been harping on bad guys going back to grabbing the tights for weeks on his podcast, now it's like they do it every episode.
No.62035
No.62036
No.62037
At least their next selfie Crews won't look like he's being held hostage.
No.62038
Titus and Apollo should be a tag team with Booker T as the manager constantly telling them how jacked they look
No.62041
>>62034
HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE MAHARAJA
No.62042
>>62041
Poo in the loo, pajeet.
No.62043
>>62042
i POOED ON YOUR MOM
No.62044
>>62041
The real questions is going to be who is gonna want the belt after you mighty maharaja
>Designated Shitting Belt
No.62045
>>62039
About time.
Am i the only one who gets hard when she pulls out that kendo stick?
No.62046
>>62044
Well, we've already got a designated jizzing one so sure, why not.
No.62047
>>62045
Yes, because you're gay.
No.62048
I want Alexa to use that kendo stick on my pole
No.62049
>wymyn's wrestling
>it's an elaborate setup of shit put on a table while some loser pretends to say something profound
No.62050
>That handling the WHAT chants
The True Goddess.
No.62051
>>62044
>>62046
and the RAW belt is designated piss
No.62052
>>62045
you are not alone
how can alexa reach that kendo on the pole???
>this is your life
No.62053
>>62051
It'll soon be flushed when Ramen beats Bork
No.62054
what the fuck is this segment
No.62056
You can hear people switching channels
>b-but muh based bliss
If she wasn't hot you fucks would call her cringe
No.62057
>>62056
Bliss was based on Smackdown, RAM writing ruins everything
No.62058
fire whoever wrote this shit
No.62059
RELATIONSHIP DRAMA THIS IS WHAT I TUNE INTO WRESTLING FOR
No.62060
No.62062
This is like some gay teen show
No.62063
No.62064
>this entire segment
Bayley please save us
No.62065
No.62066
>>62055
>dat black shirt's impact with #38
>when you run in to intercept a fight and get hit hardest of all
No.62067
STICKED AGAIN
how can bayleyfags compete??
No.62068
>>62055
Whelp, time to look up baseball fights.
No.62070
No.62071
I wanna HUG Bayley and caress her back
No.62073
No.62074
No.62075
No.62076
No.62077
No.62078
/wooo/, after RAM you can watch old washed up irrelevants talk around a table but only on the WWE network.
>talentless Enzo got BTFO again
He's a better "I got hurt" actor than he isa wrestler.
No.62080
>>62078
>Enzo btfo a second time
this is the best reoccurring segment
No.62081
>>62079
Who is this impostor?
I'll kill you human.
No.62082
>TJ "D.Va is my waifu" P and King of the Elf Cucks Neville
No.62084
Reminder that the loserweight division is a grand total of 4 regulars, one nameless jobber that exists only to get smashed by newly-wrestling-on-tv "superstars" and will NEVER be worth a timeslot on RAM.
No.62085
>>62083
That's right, you hide on that spoiler you slave.
No.62087
>>62086
What did i tell you?
You go back to that spoiler.
No.62088
>>62085
>>62087
Scoiatel are subhumans.
No.62090
TJ 'DAB' PERKINS TOTALLY BTFO
No.62091
>>62087
here i made you a custom pixelart
No.62092
>>62089
Don't be lazy anon. The effect you want needs to decrease the color palette to 256 colors or less, no dithering.
No.62094
>>62092
i just resize the image to small then back to normal
No.62095
>>62093
Why is she so fuckable?
No.62096
>>62091
how about you try contributing to your tag match instead of dithering pixel art TJP?
No.62099
>>62097
>>62098
You won the battle but you haven't the war humans.
No.62100
>>62093
>>62095
>Wanting to fuck womanlets
No.62101
>roman noodles is cutting a promo
WHERE'S BRAUN STROHMAN WHEN YOU NEED HIM
No.62102
>>62100
>Not wanting to ravage a tiny girl's tiny pussy
No.62103
Made some more pixel art please like and subscribe
No.62104
>>62099
>Elves are very sensitive to lewdness
No.62107
>>62104
Just you wait human.
Just you wait until Extreme Rules.
No.62108
No.62109
>>62105
looks like some shitty fan account
No.62110
>>62095
She is a goddess, cant wait for the kendo mark on bayleys back pics
>>62100
DELETE DELETE DELETE
>>62103
>depressed nev in 144p
noyce
No.62111
>irate elf starts screeching in elvish
No.62112
>>62111
He just saw a picture of Aries fucking an elf girl
No.62114
>>62109
Crap, you're right.
No.62115
>Goldust won't go back to his tranny gimmick
No.62116
>golddust's promo gimmick is CINEMATIC 10FPS camerawork
>r.truth copies his director/movie gimmick with generic 70s exploitation film gimmick
No.62118
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>62115
>Wanting Golddust to go back to kissing men like a flamin' fag.
Don't make me call AJ.
No.62120
>>62119
He's on every tuesday, do you not pay attention?
No.62122
>>62121
He's never on that any more
No.62123
>you can hear the thundering boos from the crowd
No.62124
>>62123
They're just OOOAAAAHHing
No.62127
>>62115
Too risque even in the current lgbt climate.
No.62129
This match is like running simulation mode in one of the games so far.
No.62131
No.62132
I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU
No.62133
No.62134
>effortlessly thrown out of the ring and suicide dived
No.62135
>Takes time off to be in his brother's funeral
>Doesn't do jack shit in his day off
Why does he still try to wrestle?
No.62136
>one of the more interesting parts of the match happens during commercial break
No.62137
>Roman is gassed the entire match
>Seth is holding his arm and ribs in pain and the announcers keeps saying he's the one out of breath
No.62139
>>62138
>Cody "the quitter" Rhodes is this mad
No.62140
No.62141
No.62142
Sheepleposter must be masturbating furiously right now. A football tackle steals the win.
No.62144
No.62145
Welp, I thought Rawlins was gonna Phoenix Splash into a flying Ramen spear.
No.62146
The search for worthwhile RAM writers continues.
No.62148
>>62147
Bad writing, bad wrestler continues to get pushed despite Kevin Dunn earning overtime pay muting all the boos.
No.62149
No.62150
>mfw could've played Overwatch instead of watching RAM
Damnit I still need Symmetras anniversary skin and all those dance emotes
No.62151
No.62152
>>62138
Good, don't bully oni-chan!
No.62161
I don't know about you guys but that last match was pretty good, the otherwise dead crowd was ecstatic throughout.
No.62163
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Bayley, This Is Your Life
hoo boy. Mick Foley must be spinning in his grave.
No.62164
>Been building the elven king all this time
>Have him tap out in a throw away tag match
Why does the WWE hate logic?
At least alexa looked hot in her terrible segment, highlight of raw as always.
>>62138
Nothing says "winner" like feeling the need to respond to random people's bait on twitter.
No.62165
>>62164
Wait, wtf they had fucking Neville tap?
No.62167
>>62165
who cares? even with all this supposed build up, the CW division is still a career graveyard
No.62168
No.62172
>>62069
I don't know why but beefy james looks really hot in this picture.
No.62174
>people unironically stayed up to watch this
No.62175
>>62174
its not like the show was on very late or we had anything better to do
No.62176
>>62174
Jokes on you, I only stayed up to watch it ironically. It was so ironic when I watched it. How could anyone's viewing of RAM be considered unironic?
No.62177
>>62176
Oh that's okay then.
No.62178
So how about that Alexa segment? Not even the best female on the mic could save that trainwreck. Who wrote that absolute trash? It was like something out of a shitty drama show for preteens. implying that isn't what raw has become
No.62179
>>62178
>the cubs won
>good on mic
No.62183
>>62174
How do you stay up ironically?
No.62184
>>62183
Ask this anon >>62176
No.62185
>>62176
How do you stay up ironically?
No.62186
>>62178
you can thank Mick Foley and The Rock for it
No.62187
>>62178
I only watch the youtube clips and they cut the whole segment except for alexa caning bayley again.
They know it was shit.
No.62188
Was that Alexa segment candidate for the worst segment of RAW this year?
I still have nightmares about the Old Day bit from last year
No.62190
>>62188
It was way worse than the old day, who at least meant shit after it happened.
No.62191
>>62188
>>62190
neither of those are even close to as bad as that segment where Ziggler claimed Nakamura was Michael Jackson and then Nakamura said "Dorufu Ziggura, wat is yoo probrem?"
No.62192
>>62191
Everything with nakamura is shit tbh, fuck that guy.
No.62195
>>62178
if i was booking it i would have had a segment with tommy dreamer supporting bayley in the ring then alexa interprets with the sandman
No.62203
>>62161
>good
Did you see the ending?
>>62191
Awkward "Dolph 'the eternal jobber' Ziggler makes fun of the engrish speaking jap who waited until a PPV to actually fucking wrestle by calling him Michael 'murdered by sony' Jackson instead of calling him Prince, who was actually known as 'the artist'" was far less cringe-inducing and awkward than "boring heel stages trophy case and token losers, talks for 30 minutes, then makes boring face mad enough to get BTFO yet again".
No.62224
>>62177
>>62177
Wtf is going in that gif?
No.62225
>>62224
He had visions about the current wwe champion.