No.61712
Your post will draw more viewers than the show probably.
No.61713
>>61712
DON'T DISRESPECT THE MAHARAJA
No.61715
>>61711
Cute green ribbon there.
No.61718
>>61711
Jinder Mahalic >>>>>>> Shitsgay Fagabore-uh
No.61719
>>61718
YEW WUANA NOH HOO AYE AAM?
No.61721
>>61718
Go to bed Dolph Ziggler.
No.61725
>>61718
i wanna physically assault every Nakamura smark out there
you cunts are precisely the type of people who're ruining wrestling for the rest of us with your wimpy "STROOOOOOOONG STYALUUUU" bullshit faggot from Japan, go fuck yourselves Japanese wrestling is utter garbage
seriously, what's that filthy jap got going on for him? he does that gay ass arms thing that smarks AND ONLY smarks seem to like, he has a stupid gimmick moveset that will fucking cause Benoit 2.0 eventually, he has no mic skills, he has no charisma (smarks can go suck my dick they're the only ones who react to him), he looks frail as shit and doesn't even seem marketable
I hate poo in the loos as much as everybody else but Jinder's at least got a good enough gimmick, gets a reaction, looks tough, is already being marketed, and he can fucking talk alright
No.61730
>>61719
A what now?
>>61721
>Implying that any legit wrestler post on this shitty board.
>>61725
Amen.
No.61732
No.61738
>>61734
>The era of the MAHARAJA is the beginning of Jinder's legendary run which will culminate with him one day being inducted into the Hall of fame with fellow hall of famer The Great Khali
No.61739
>>61730
Stop hiding Dolph, we know you're still salty about losing to Nakamura.
No.61740
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Needs more MAHARAJA music.
No.61741
>>61711
He makes a good heel
No.61743
>>61741
X-Pac heat does not a good heel make.
No.61744
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WWE has been posting these slow-mo videos for at least a few months now, and they're usually total wastes of time, but this one at least follows a little bit of a narrative and isn't just 'watch Dean Ambrose babystep and botch a DDT slowly' or whatever.
No.61745
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>>61744
Not going to lie.
That was great celebration.
BOW TO THE MAHARAJA
No.61750
>tfw the maharaja single handedly saved smackdown after the shakeup
No.61751
>tfw no qt Indian gf
If I worship the maharaja would he get me one?
No.61752
>>61751
The Maharaja helps those who help themselves. First you must channel the based energy of The Maharaja and let it guide you while putting in the effort to procure your desires.
No.61758
>tfw both /wooo/ and r/SquaredCircle are full of ironic Jinderposters who act like there's nothing wrong with any of this
No.61760
>>61759
Everytime someone posts this I think it's just a dubs image.
No.61761
>>61758
>Actually going to r/SquaredCircle
There's no use complaining about Jinder as champion and wrestling fans already complain about a ton of things. It's not great but at least it's something kinda new, Jinder himself so far hasn't been completely terrible, more good than bad.
No.61762
>>61761
this place is great and all, but there's like 3 posts an hour. gotta go somewhere else to get enough discussion to fill my day.
No.61763
>>61758
HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE MAHARAJA
No.61765
>>61758
>Wanting Borten to retain
HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE MAHARAJA
No.61766
>>61761
>Jinder himself so far hasn't been completely terrible
Nah, he's fucking shit. Mediocre in the ring, trash on the mic, and his character is cliche typical "I AM DIFFERENT FROM YOU SO YOU DON'T LIKE ME" (literally the lines he was given). It's a fucking nightmare and if you think otherwise you're a fucking mark.
No.61768
>>61765
because Orton and Jinder are the only two people who can be WWE Champion
No.61769
>>61766
>disrespecting the maharaja this hard
No.61770
>>61761
>wwe
>wrestling
Why do you guys keep making this mistake?
No.61771
>>61770
I'm speaking generally, and 'wrestling fans' do watch WWE still trying to not to think that it's 'sports entertainment' so I was referring to them.
No.61773
First you take his spot. Then you take his push. Then you take his woman.
No.61774
>>61766
BEHEAD ALL THOSE WHO INSULT THE MAHARAJA
No.61782
>>61771
>Comparing Ramen to the MAHARAJA
HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE MAHARAJA
No.61790
Can we step back and take a moment to appreciate the Maharaja's finishing move? The Khallas. A Cobra Clutch, but wait, he turns it into a devastating slam. Truly innovative offense from the one and only Maharaja.
No.61792
>>61782
No I was talking about the 'wrestling fans' that complain about WWE doing sports entertainment and all, Roman had nothing to do with my post.
>>61790
>Khallas
It's funny because in India, 'khallas' in English would roughly mean 'finished'. So his finisher is literally finished in name.
No.61794
POO IN THE LOO PAJEET
NOT IN THE RING
No.61795
>>61765
Orton is one of the best wrestlers on the roster, street shitter.
No.61797
No.61798
>>61794
>>61795
BEHEAD THOSE WHO DISRESPECT THE MAHARAJA
No.61799
These "maharaja" memes were stale before they even started.
No.61801
>>61799
We need to get back to cutting edge wrestling memes like that time AJ Styles said "the gay community" on the radio ten years ago.
No.61802
>>61800
woops, never mind then
No.61806
>>61801
Do you have something to admit, anon?
No.61812
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MORE SONGS FOR THE MAHARAJA
No.61820
>>61711
sorry, here in India we only worship toilets
No.61825
would it be inappropriate for a non-indian black man to wear this?
asking for a friend
No.61827
>>61825
Yes, buy a titus brand shirt and represent.
No.61828
>>61827
but I don't like Titus
No.61832
>>61820
BEHEAD ALL THOSE WHO INSULT THE MAHARAJA
No.61834
>>61711
*blocks your path*
No.61836
Indo-Pak war when?
>India's representative in the WWE is a big, muscular MAHARAJA who is now the WWE champion
>Shitty pakistan has some flippy vanilla midget jobber on 20shit live
India numba 1
No.61861
>>61834
REMOVE THOSE WHO GET IN THE WAY OF THE MAHARAJA
No.61871
>mysexywrestlingdivas is outlasting all other proposed 8/wooo/ backups
No.61881
>>61751
>tfw no qt Indian gf
I guess we have to worship the MAHARAJA so he can grand us are wishes.
No.61883
>>61881
Indian women doesn't wash their assholes!
No.62153
>>61790
Still a step up from the Camel Clutch.
No.62180
GET READY FOR TONIGHT'S SERMON, FELLOW MAHARAJA WORSHIPERS
No.62502
>>61834
>Sabu
>blocks your path
>not botches your move
No.63604
The Modern Day Allahakbarja
No.63612
>>63604
THE MAHARAJA IS SIKH, BEHEAD THOSE WHO THINK THE MAHARAJA IS A MUSLIM
No.63633
>>63604
HOW DARE YOU MENTION SUCH BLASPHEMY TO THE MAHARAJA
No.63653
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This entrance is legit fucking awesome from an objective standpoint. Great job by the production guys and great job by jinder for pacing it out and making it look great.
No.63667
>>63612
This, sikhs even fought against muslims in religious riots in India.
No.63672
>>63667
Tell me more about your culture, anon.
No.63674
>>63672
I'm not sikh but they sure are a based race of people. Punjab breeds big strong fighters, the heart of Indian wrestling, or 'kushti' as they call it.
No.63675
>>63674
fun fact about Punjab is that it has the worst heroin problem in the world. about a third of the population use regularly.
No.63676
>>63674
wtf i like india now
No.63678
>be main religion of a poor part of India
>"Let's build a temple out of solid fucking gold!"
No.63680
>>63678
HOW DARE YOU INVADE THE MAHARAJA'S PALACE
No.63681
>>63680
I will raid your palace m8
No.63689
>>63681
YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF THE MAHARAJA
No.63693
>>63681
THIS IS YOUR FUTURE
No.63694
>>63681
English folks should be more worried about being raided, even poojets fought back.
No.63697
>>61711
Someone needs to photoshop a sock puppet on that hand.
No.63701
No.63705
>>63699
HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE MAHARAJA
No.63716
>>63705
I think the sock puppet would get him over with the fans. Mean face and all. LOL
No.63717
No.63739
FRESH CUSTOM MAHARAJA TITANTRON WEBM
FOR TRUE MAHARAJA WORSHIPERS ONLY
No.63770
>>63681
>UK election: 2 Sikh MPs add to record Indian set in House of Commons
>Britain’s House of Commons will have 12 Indian-origin MPs, surpassing the record of 10 in the last Parliament.
It's like revenge for 200 years of the British Raj.
No.63795
>>63770
IF THEY DO NOT WORSHIP THE MAHARAJA, THEY MUST BE REMOVED FROM POLITICS FOREVER
No.64148
>>64143
Is he learning how to use the loo?
No.64401
rambdy ortons gonna beat jindermahajral at money in the bank an zigglers gonna get the brievcase yoû wait and see
No.64458
>>64143
lookin real juiced baby
No.64461
>>64401
>zigglers gonna get the brievcase
No.65160
You're going down, pooman.
No.65221
No.68119
>Speaking to TOI Sports Mahal said,"Thank you for congratulating me on the landmark of 50 days, it's a great feeling. And honestly I plan on being champion for a lot longer than 50 days. I plan on being one of the longest reigning champions, in fact the longest reigning champion of all time. I am also going to beat John Cena's record of being 17 time world champion. That's my goal, and I am just entering my prime and I got a long career ahead of me and I look forward to this being the greatest title run in history."
>Jinder plans to break Bruno's 10 year long reign
>At the same time he plans to lose the title 16 times and win it again to break Cena and Flair's record
Grand aspirations
ALL HAIL THE MAHARAJA
No.68120
No.68121
>>65160
Not so fast snek man >>68119
No.68130
No.68133
>>68119
>is champ for 50 days because he never has to defend the title against anyone
>ever
>somehow doesn't get the same complaints BROCK LESNAR gets for not having to defend his title
No.68168
>>68133
>Defending a part timer
>Ever
No.68170
>>68168
>DSP is smarter than Vince
Dude, what the fuck?
No.68174
>>68170
Vince is senile.
What would you expect?
No.68175
>>68170
Phil may be dumb but he's still smarter than a WWE's average fan and Vince.
No.68181
>>68133
He reign is standard, he has defended it once and will defend it again next Sunday, so about 2 months in he has 2 title defenses, which sounds right. Lesnar on the other hand held the title for 3 months and only had one title defense, and now will have his second on at SummerSlam, two months from now.
No.68190
>>68168
>muh part timers
Not an argument.
>pooman can hold a title without ever having to defend it at any point b-because he sometimes has squash matches and talks on normal shows
No.69354
TONIGHT WILL BE THE GREATEST MAHARAJA SERMON YET
No.69748
>>69725
why didn't Randy just exit through one of the holes since he can clearly fit through them?
No.69751
No.69757
>>69750
Bruh her nipples go inwards, her tit job looks like shit, and her face looks like a tranny's. She's fucking disgusting
No.70175
No.70176
>>70175
So? Who gives a shit about hindi? That's not the language of the maharaja.
ਮੈਨੂੰ ਸਟੀਰੌਇਡ ਜਾਂ ਫੀਲਡ ਨੂੰ ਖਾਣਾ ਦੇਣ ਤੋਂ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਬੇਲਟ ਰੱਖਣ ਦੀ ਆਗਿਆ ਨਹੀਂ ਹੈ.
ਮੈਂ ਪੰਜਾਬ ਜੇਲ੍ਹ ਵਿਚ ਓਕਦਾ ਚਾਹੁੰਦਾ ਹਾਂ
No.70178
>>70175
fun fact: the hindi language has no word for toilet. they just use the english word on the rare occasions when they talk about toilets.
No.70183
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>>70178
Get hyped for poo in the loo/designated shitting streets the movie.
No.70191
>>70178
>>70183
>Asspained snekfags detected
No.70210
>>70191
POO IN THE LOO PAJEET
No.70212
>>70178
He speaks Punjabi, dummy
No.70225
THIS DISRESPECT OF THE MAHARAJA MUST END IMMEDIATELY
No.70241
No.70304
>Pajeet went down to ring one day
>Punjabi Prison was match to play
>He couldn't win without his friends
>He did not want his reign to end
>When Pajeet saw he would lose
>He'd need another friend to use
>It was close, his friend was late
>Pajeet, he asked "Why make me wait?"
>7 foot tall was friend of Pajeet
>Said he got lost finding shitting street!
No.71059
Jinder Mahal is the first Canadian WWE Champion in 8 years.
No.74076
I can't sleep, so I must
WORSHIP THE POO
No.74078
 | Rolled 1 (1d2) |
2 and the POO loses his title at summerslam
No.74081
I thought the best part of his profile in the New York Times yesterday was the photos.
http://archive.is/M1YEp
>“Jinder Mahal really is a wake-up call. Not only to the fans but to America as well, because when he speaks about how Americans are reacting to the world, it’s truth.”
No.74082
>>69757
Not to mention that horrible excuse of an ass she's carrying around. Fucking pathetic. She's such a goddamn disappointment.
No.74085
>>74081
Of course jew york times would try to spin it as "drumph's immigration laqs is why america hates him" as if foreign heels weren't getting heat for decades. also he's not even a muslim, he's a fucking canadian sikh
No.74093
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>Jinder wears a mask while training
>He is a big guy
>For poo
No.74095
>>74093
TELL ME ABOUT JINDER, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
No.74096
>>74093
>Shitsgay Trashamura
even youtube comments get it right sometimes
No.74099
>>74093
Based on that promo, it looks like Vince™ & Friends missed an opportunity to push him as a face. Who wouldn't get behind a career 'enhancement talent' guy training his ass off to turn his fortunes around, get to the top and win the title?
No.74100
>>74099
Jinder was a total jobber and turning him around in that angle would have taken more time and a lot of effort (something WWE doesn't really put in nowadays). Also,
HE'S A FOREIGNER DAMNIT!
No.74101
>>74093
Why the fuck is everyone turning on Nakamura now?
No.74102
>>74101
People have been turning on Nakamura since his last NJPW intercontinental championship run. It's only dumb wrestling kinoisseurs like you who think he's the greatest Japanese wrestler of all time.
No.74103
>>74101
might have something to do with his being just okay in the ring and barely speaking english
No.74112
No.74115
>>74102
>Putting words in my mouth
I never said he was the best Japanese wrestler of all time, I'm just wondering why the WWE Universe™ is hating on him so much when a year ago they were all over his dick.
No.74210
>>74101
>>74115
It's mostly just those youtube shitposters. Nakamura still gets big reactions from the crowds so overall they are still behind him.
No.74219
>>74112
He's not wrong though. Nakamura isn't anything special.
>>74115
>posting that tranny abomination
Gas yourself faggot.
No.74223
>>74219
He is wrong though, he thinks "people don't hate nakamura" = "HE BEST WRESTRUAR EVER FIRTHY GAIJIN" because he's the embodiment of autism and NERDism.
No.74240
I am a real Indian
Fight for the right to shit anywhere
I am a real India
Fight for what's right, fight for your life!
No.74242
>>74240
When it comes crashing down, and you have to poo,
Take a squat on the streets, you don't need a loo,
Well, you hurt my stomach, my patience is wearing thin,
I gotta be Indian; I can't hold it in
No.74879
>>70178
they do have a word called "sauchalaya" but it literally translates to "designated shitting place" or "designated shitting street"
No.79155
I think its time for Jinder to drop the title but it also feels kinda early for Nakamura to get it, he hasn't really done a great deal on SD himself as of yet.
No.79160
>>74093
>tfw you can relate with the POO
Truly the most inspirational man ever
No.79238
>>79160
>Truly the most inspirational man ever
No.84061
THE MODERN DAY ALIMONYRAJA
No.84068
>>84056
>>84061
>Bumping some old thread because you're so happy that Jinder finally lost
Proof that Jinder is a good heel :^). He'll win it back in India.
No.84083
No.84116
>yfw jinder wins the title back next smackdown
No.84119
>>84116
>yfw jinder wins the title back next smackdown
No.84220
>>84216
all memes aside, I really hate Indian people. I think the best thing that could happen would be for India and Pakistan to nuclearly obliterate one another.
No.84241
>>84220
At the very least, sterilize them all, it's insane how fast both of them, especially India's population keeps increasing at such a fast rate, they'll even take over China soon enough.
No.84296
>>84216
i legitimately lost my shit, well done lad
No.84299
>>61750
>nigger where raptor jesus should be
disgusting
No.84340
>>61711
I just heard he will be beaten into a poop by Triple H in India.
No.84341
>>84340
>Jinder is the Maharaja
>HHH is the King of Kangs
It was written
No.84348
>>84341
>animals usually burying their shit
No.84353
>>84340
>Haitch dusting off the Golden Shovel for one last good deed
Can it be? Are we saved from the poo?
No.84364
>>84353
John Cena has buried more talent than Triple H ever had.
No.84691
>>84364
Yeah, but atleast Hunter did it with style.
No.84693
>>84691
I agree. He was the ultimate heel.
No.84903
>The Times of India confirmed today that WWE's planned December 8th house show at Indira Gandhi Indoor Stadium in New Delhi has been canceled, with the December 9th date at the venue now being branded as a "Supershow."
>tfw you have to cancel half your tour you literally killed your b show to try and build to.
>tfw pajeets are too busy asking for bobs and getting catfished instead of buying tickets to see maharaja
No.84904
>>84903
I hope Vince finally flush the poo and stop caring about the indian audience. They not worth it! Yeah, they maybe are many like flies on the shit, but the same time they are disgraceful, lazy and fucking nasty!
The famous "tech super power" meme just exist because the idiots in the west imported their brainpower there. If the "genious indian" meme would be real then wouldn't live the half of the country in mud huts.
Better luck with China, Vince!
No.84905
>>84904
You wouldn't happen to be from another country would you?
No.84906
>>84905
Slavland, why? We hate gypsies and i telling the truth…
No.84907
>>84906
Oh that's cool, I was just seeing the typos and wondering if English was your first language. That's all.
No.84909
>Put the world title on a jobber because his parents are indian and try to pander to an audience that's dirt poor and gets all the ppv's for free on tv.
>Have him be an indian jbl when the indian wwe fans are all marks that love jhon and ramen
Why did anyone think this was a good ideia?
Can't wait for the ho ho lun title run.
No.84912
>>84903
>“To meet the requests of WWE fans in India, and deliver the biggest main event in the country's history, WWE is combining two nights of family-friendly action into a one-night only, exclusive Supershow.”
<To meet the requests of the WWE fans in India, we are going to cancel one show.
Also, Delhi right now is covered in smog. Worst polluted place in India right now, someone is going to get ill on this tour.
No.84913
>>84909
>ho ho lun
>Hong Kong
Bin Wang is getting the title brother, he's the one from China
No.84915
>>84913
Well jinder isn't indian.
No.84922
>>84913
THE WANG COMMUNITY?!?
Seriously though, if he makes it in WWE he's going to be known as Big Wang.
No.84924
>>84912
>family friendly
PG era, Maggle.
>smog
>not fumes from overflowing designated shitting streets
No.86997
>>85123
>Jinder isn't Indian is ACTUALLY Canadian
>ACTUALLY
>Implying
still bolieving the fairytale that living in a country makes you part of it.
libtards everyone.
No.87052
>>86997
Though as much as I love to bring it up in conversation whenever some faggot defends rapefugees, it always annoys me that the chosen juxtaposition is between two animals of entirely different genii, missing the point somewhat.
A much better comparison would be between two dogs; the mighty Great Dane and the Chihuahua. Two ostensibly different permutations, one arguably far superior to the other yet loosely belonging to the same genetic family thus enabling breeding between the two.
sage due to unrelated to topic
also fuck jinder, hope AJ buries him again
No.88306
>>84912
>so much smog that during a cricket match on the field that multiple players were throwing up
>they have to stop play for people to rest
>"When I went to the dressing room after long sessions of fielding I felt itchiness in my throat," said a Sri Lankan cricketer
People are definitely going to get ill on this tour. Going to have some THROAT problems too.
No.88313
>>88306
Indian tours are always amazing because not only does everyone get sick, but it's never the same illness. There's so much disease there they all get different ones. Lance Storm literally turned green going there one time.
It would be in my contract to never go to India because fuck only knows what the long term damage of whatever you get will be. I'd go to Best Korea sooner than I'd go to India.
No.88314
>>88306
Is this from all the shit in the streets?
No.88513
>The Election Commission of India (ECI) has been caught in a funny sequence of events as ECI officials requested tickets from the Wrestling Federation of India (WFI) for the WWE Live Supershow that is scheduled to take place at the IGI Stadium in New Delhi on 9th December, 2017.
>A source close to the WFI confirmed the development to Sportskeeda, stating that they had received an e-mail from the government body requesting the tickets, which they had to say no to, for obvious reasons.
>Wrestling Federation of India is the governing body for the different disciplines of Olympic style wrestling conducted in India. They are not connected to professional wrestling or pro-wrestling in any capacity. The Live Event or 'Supershow' is being conducted by the WWE for the second time in India after their huge success last year in Delhi.
>The ECI secretary (protocol) contacted the Wrestling Federation of India and stated that some of their senior officials wanted to witness the WWE event live in Delhi. The secretary requested that five passes for the Supershow be made available to the ECI officials on a priority basis. The ECI secretary failed to realise that WFI is not in charge of any pro-wrestling related activities in the country and cannot provide them any tickets, much to the disappointment of the officials.
>Author's take
>This misunderstanding by the ECI officials really brings out the sad state of sports and organising bodies in India.
>Meanwhile, fans can still buy tickets to the mouthwatering Supershow here.
lolindia
https://www.sportskeeda.com/wrestling/wwe-news-eci-mistakenly-asks-wrestling-federation-of-india-for-wwe-supershow-tickets
No.88587
https://twitter.com/WWE/status/939514662424637440
Jinder won the wwe and held it all this time just so they could do a show in india where he was flushed by HHH.
AM I FUCKING GOING OVER
No.88588
>>88587
No more poo on Smackdown then?
No.88589
>>88587
That's a richly deserved burial. Haitch did nothing wrong.
No.88597
>>88587
HAICH DID NOTHING WRONG
No.88598
>>88588
>Main event
>tfw would be able to watch it if they didn't cancel their broadcast deal with ION