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HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE MAHARAJA
>WWE Champion Jinder Mahal to throw Punjabi Celebration
Jinder Mahal stunned the WWE Universe on Sunday when he defeated Randy Orton to become the WWE Champion at WWE Backlash. Now that he’s achieved his goal, there’s only one thing left for “The Modern-Day Maharaja” to do: celebrate. WWE.com has learned that Mahal is planning to throw a massive Punjabi Celebration on SmackDown LIVE. Exactly what that entails remains to be seen, but you can be sure that Mahal will spare no expense in celebrating his historic achievement.
>SmackDown LIVE Women clash in tag team battle following WWE Backlash melee
The “welcoming committee” walked out of WWE Backlash victorious after Natalya forced Becky Lynch to tap out to her Sharpshooter, but The Irish Lass Kicker and one of her partners from Sunday will be out for retribution on SmackDown LIVE, as she and Charlotte Flair will take on Natalya & Carmella in tag team action. With things being so combustible in the SmackDown LIVE women’s division, will their respective colleagues, SmackDown Women’s Champion Naomi and Tamina, stay out of the fray?
>Shane McMahon to make Money in the Bank announcement
With WWE Backlash in the rearview mirror, the SmackDown LIVE roster’s attention now turns toward Money in the Bank on June 18. The phrase “land of opportunity” takes on a literal meaning on that night, as the chance to challenge for the WWE Championship any time and any place will be hanging in the balance. WWE.com has learned that SmackDown LIVE Commissioner Shane McMahon will be making a major announcement regarding Money in the Bank tonight. Will this news change the course of Team Blue?
>Who’s next to challenge The Usos?
SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Usos fought off the challenge of Breezango, despite the best efforts of Fandango and his undercover partner, Tyler Breeze. With The Fashion Police seemingly out of the way, who will be next to challenge the champions? There’s no shortage of duos hungry for an opportunity, including former titleholders American Alpha and the menacing Ascension. Still, don’t count out Breezango, who will definitely be looking to get back in the title hunt after a breakout performance in Chicago.
>Will AJ Styles continue his pursuit of the United States Title?
AJ Styles came up short in his effort to unseat Kevin Owens as United States Champion at WWE Backlash, thanks to the champion shoving The Phenomenal One’s leg into a hole in the announcers’ desk. That gave The New Face of America the opening to sneak out of Chicago with a count-out victory. After the bout, Owens added insult to injury by superkicking a defenseless Styles. After the incident, a visibly pained Phenomenal One wasn’t in the mood to answer questions about the match, instead wondering about his injured leg and whether it would force him out of action. Can Styles continue competing and go after Owens and his title? Find out on SmackDown LIVE, tonight at 8/7 C on USA Network!
No.61538
when will the maestro of memes get his push??
No.61539
I ain't watching this shit, nigga
No.61540
>>61539
OP here. me neither. But at least the ratings will confirm go down.
No.61541
>There are people here that are actually going to watch a show where vladimir pootin is the main champ
No.61543
Am i the only one that was happy that Jinder won?
I just wanted to see a huge mountain of salt pour if it really happened
No.61545
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>>61543
here's a sneak peek at Smackdown Live's new intro
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>>61543
I am very Happy that the Maharaja won.
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>>61543
I marked out when it happened
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>>61532
More like Stankdown Live
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>>61548
>INDIA NUMBA 1 NUMBA 1 NUMBA 1
my sides
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>>61547
He is the Maharaja.
No.61553
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postan Maharaja party music for the celebration
ALL HAIL THE MAHARAJA
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>>61553
THE ERA OF THE MAHARAJA HAS BEGUN BRTOHER
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>>61552
Good reason.
WORSHIP THE MAHARAJA
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No.61559
>this bread
He was right again.
No.61560
>>61559
HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE MAHARAJA
No.61561
Jinder Mahalic is the greatest WWE Champion of all time. He was also a part of the greatest stable called the 3 Man Band.
No.61563
Downsyndrome live still wins right guys
No.61564
So are people going to pretend to like the designated champion just to be le teenager contrarian?
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>>61563
wwe is doomed to get blacked every week
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>>61564
>>61563
HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE MAHARAJA
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>>61564
THOSE WHO DISRESPECT THE MAHARAJA MUST BE PUNISHED
but yeah basically, what else can you do with shit like this?
No.61571
>>61570
THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE MAHARAJA
No.61572
>yfw pic related returns tonight and challenges for the title at Great Poo's of Fire
No.61574
You guys can go ahead and watch the same ol' crap the WWE produces weekly. I'm going to watch the season finale of The Flash.
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>>61574
>capeshit
Rather play Overwatch, I need those anniversary loot boxes
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>>61575
>Overwatch
That game is so lame. LOL I prefer Splinter Cell, Metal Gear Solid, Resident Evil(the original series, not RE4 & beyond shit), Silent Hill, Splatterhouse….now those games are fun.
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>>61578
Whose dad is this?
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No.61582
So which company is gonna try to shill their shit tonight do you guys think? Is Shitaco Hell gonna go for a double whammy?
No.61583
>>61582
Rocket League for Steam PC
No.61584
>people giving their shitty vidya opinions on /wooo/
>playing anything but virtual pro wrestling 2 on the n64
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>>61584
>not playing rocket league on a steam pc
No.61588
>>61579
>Nerds
>Implying not all WWE fans are nerds.
>>61580
I'm only 35. I'm only old enough to have a 16 year old kid (Lost my virginity at 19). I have no kids so far.
>>61581
Screen shot says otherwise.
>>61583
Steam sucks. GOG is better.
>>61584
I don't import japanese games. Besides, WWF No Mercy is the same fucking game.
No.61589
Listen here, GEEKS, this is a board for serious rasslin discussion, we don't care for your videogames or your super heroes who don't exist.
Later NERDS!
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>>61589
Wrestling is on the same level as vidya these days, fag
No.61591
>>61589
>Implying WWE fans aren't geeks/nerds.
Are you retarded?
No.61592
>>61588
>It's that guy that tries too hard and responds to everyone
No.61593
>>61589
say that to my face and not online and see what happens
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>>61592
>It's that guy that bitched and moan about my screen shots last week.
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>>61593
You ain't going to do anything.
Get back to your cage you slave.
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>>61595
Fuck off knife ears.
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>>61595
Smackdown is human territory elf, go back to our ram kingdom.
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>>61596
>>61597
Need i remind you about 205 you filthy humans?
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>>61598
>Need i remind you about 205 you filthy humans?
You really do because no one watches it.
No.61600
>mfw have multiple elf sex slaves
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>>61595
>elves still think they're people
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>>61599
You'll be dead in your sleep.
>>61600
I'll remember you, you filthy bald human.
>>61601
You'll die first.
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>>61602
Step aside elf, russia is coming to put an end to you and your free style defecating friends.
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>>61606
That troll ain't got nothing on me.
I'm the King of the Cruiserweight.
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>>61602
>>61602
You like my dungeon
No.61610
>>61609
I know its you Austin.
I'm coming for you.
No.61611
>>61610
Elves aren't human, they're animals, animals that require constant…domestication. Someday, you'll accept this truth, Neville.
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>>61611
I won't fall for your games Austin.
No.61613
>Those reactions when Jinder won
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No.61616
Does Jinder even have a logo, or merch?
No.61617
>>61616
nope, for the belt side plates it just says JINDER MAHAL
No.61621
>Kevin not the fifth contestant
No.61623
>have a nothing match at your debut at a ppv
>still pretty over the next night
No.61624
>>61620
>Still can't get no dimes
No.61626
AJ and Nakamura next to each other, interesting
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>>61626
They just put faces on one side and heels on the other.
No.61629
>>61627
I just havent seen them next to each other since their WK10 match. Seeing them next to each other reminds me of when Nakamura didnt phone it in
No.61630
>>61629
Get used to it. Nakamura has a habit of phoning it in outside of big matches even when he was in NJPW.
No.61631
>>61623
>Money in the bonk
No.61632
>>61629
He already phoned at those times.
No.61633
>>61620
He should change his name from Jeff Jarrett to JUST Jarrett.
No.61636
>>61620
I used to always pull for tna and hope they succeeded but i've lost all respect for them after this.
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>>61635
B-but muh major leagues!
No.61638
>>61633
Underrated and (checked).
No.61641
>>61620
When is Anthem going to get BTFO legally?
No.61645
Holy shit, simulcast with the commercials. Who'd be crazy enough to pay for that shit. People already tune out ads as it is, this just incentivizes it.
No.61646
>>61639
It's from some of the geeky video games who are killing wrestling.
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>>61644
Captain Underpants movie.
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>>61644
>>61645
I remember hearing advertisers give smackdown an insanely low amount of money per adslot, maybe this is WWE's way of trying to get them to pay up?
No.61649
TIME TO WORSHIP THE MAHARAJA
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>>61649
The Maharaja, praise be upon him.
No.61652
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No.61655
Rusev better take Sami's MiTB spot
No.61657
>>61655
Rusev's facing jinder for the title and he will win it
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No.61660
fire whoever is writing nakamura's lines
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No.61662
>that framed pic of big bossman
No.61663
>>61661
PRAISE THE MAHARAJA
No.61664
INDIA NUMBA ONE
MAHARAJA ERA
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>>61670
HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE MAHARAJA
No.61673
Is the Maharaja brownpilled?
No.61674
>>61673
HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE MAHARAJA
YOU PAY YOUR RESPECTS TO THE MAHARAJA
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No.61676
>>61675
YOU LET THE MAHARAJA SPEAK
No.61678
>>61677
Everyone here is actually indian you american pig
No.61679
>>61677
DON'T YOU DARE DISRESPECT THE MAHARAJA
No.61680
Someone explain to me what the Uso's shirt means.
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>>61680
I bet you're a white male
No.61684
>>61682
But in my heart I'm an Asian loli.
No.61685
>breezeango with another title match
PLEASE WIN
No.61686
>>61685
They won't, but I really want them to win.
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>>61682
I bet you're that SJW cuckoid beta-male AIDS Skrillex.
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No.61691
fashion police title run never
it hurts
No.61692
>>61691
The WWE likes to shit on their good stuff.
I'm sure that most of their main stars were a fluke, because they can't book for shit.
No.61693
>>61689
So what does the damn shirt mean then?
No.61695
>>61693
I dunno, I'm from Texas.
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>>61692
THE MAHARAJA WAS NO FLUKE=
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>>61692
HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE MAHARAJA
No.61703
I hope this ends this godawful feud, Kendrick is an absolute bore
No.61704
>>61703
Blame the game, not the player.
No.61705
Anything good happen on Downsyndrome?
No.61707
>>61705
Hopefully the ratings dropped big time and that sent them a message.
No.61708
>>61705
the poo in the loo celebration had some heat, jinder is probably the most over heel at the moment
other than that an uneventful show
No.61709
whats ACH doing in the cruiserweight zone?
No.61710
>>61705
Jinder shit was hilariously over the top
Breezeango almost won the titles
and uhhhhhhhh nothing else
No.61714
Talking smack need dbry again
No.61724
>AJ vs Nakamura
pls no. Nakamura sucks. I don't care if he was the greatest ever in Japan, ever since he came to NXT he's been boring and annoying
No.61726
>Final fashion files
>The gay community lost again
Welp they're going back to filming skits just for youtube I guess. Please fire aj styles while you're at it so I don't have to watch anything from this shitshow anymore.
No.61727
>>61726
"What's BJ Swags doing in the Impact Zone?!"
No.61728
Meh, I can't really see any of the people in the MiTB match to win it and become WWE champion. Sami sucks but if he gets replaced, maybe by Rusev, I can't see him winning because Rusev becoming WWE champion is Jinder tier as well. Corbin doesn't seem ready, KO is better off as US champion, Ziggler is a loser faggot, Nakamura is too new on the roster plus he might win it in a proper match than just cashing it in. AJ could win it but becoming champion via a cash in isn't right for him.
Honestly, when someone cashes in MiTB on a wounded champion, only heels should do it, it's a total heel move, wel established by Edge in his first cash in. Daniel Bryan was one babyface that cashed it in on a helpless Big Show but while others enjoyed that, I could never see that as a righteous thing, heck Bryan even turned heel soon after that. Personally, I feel a babyface cash in should be clean, like how RVD or Cena did it, or maybe another way, but not how its regularly done. Actually, most winners of the MiTB are heels, further establishing my point.
No.61731
>>61728
I think AJ is heelish enough that he could pull it off
No.61733
>>61724
>nakamura
>the greatest ever in Japan
No.61747
>>61733
I didn't say he was. I said I don't care if he was.