No.59499
JUST IN CASE WE'RE TOO LAZY RIGHT BEFORE RAM EDITION
Preview
>Last Monday night, The Miz defeated Seth Rollins and Finn Bálor to become the No. 1 contender to Dean Ambrose’s Intercontinental Championship, thanks in no small part to the interference of Samoa Joe and Bray Wyatt. How will The A-Lister and his calculating wife Maryse celebrate that win when Raw heads overseas to London’s O2 Arena? Plus, five Team Red tandems collide for the right to challenge The Hardy Boyz for the Raw Tag Team Championship in a Tag Team Turmoil Match!
Also
>More Braun shit so Roman can stand tall
>Alexa Bliss is now considered a Goddess
>That tag team clusterfuck
Get ready for a clusterfuck of a show.
http://watchwrestling.ch/
http://wywtv.com/index.php?/page/Weekly.html
http://firstrows.biz/boxing
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/usa-network-live-stream
http://www.vipbox.biz
http://www.streamgaroo.com/live-television/united-states/wwe-network-live-stream
No.59512
>>59511
>mfw bo is getting lesnar's title on great balls
No.59514
No.59515
>>59511
does he even work there anymore?
No.59516
>>59515
>not watching main event just for bo
No.59517
>>59511 (Checked)
dubs of truth
No.59518
Alexa must go back to Smackdown to get her ass kicked by Naomi, here's the real goddess of Ram.
No.59519
>>59518
Cheap Deb rip off tbh. Not even cute.
No.59522
WHY THIS NEW SUSHIMAN WANTS TO TAKE A PHOTO?
No.59524
Spoiler: Roman stands tall ahh yezzir
No.59525
>>59524
Nice! can't wait to watch it LIVE with my friends on USA Network™!
No.59526
>>59518
Go steal the tonight show again jay.
No.59529
>>59528
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
No.59530
>>59527
>you could watch something way better on Monday
Such as?
No.59531
>>59527
>not watching just the recaps on youtube
Are you masochist?
No.59533
>>59532
Make sure to tell them that he's a kike puppet
No.59534
>>59531
>Ram is on too late here
>Every tuesday wake up and watch ram recap on jewtube while having breakfast
The proper way to watch this three hour bloated mess.
No.59537
>>59535
I dun goofed then, kek.
No.59538
>>59535
>watch corporate neocohen MSM
No.59540
>>59518
Are you the charlottefag? Did you move onto Bayley now?
No.59541
>tfw you realize brock eventually will put braun over
No.59542
>>59541
>Implying he isn't just a steeping stone before brock succumbs to tha big dog
Are you being silly on purpose anon?
No.59543
>>59541
Sadly, >>59542 is on the correct path.
No.59546
>>59544
I think there is in paheal
>>59542
>>59543
Just wait!
No.59548
>>59547
2nd worst fetish above furfags.
No.59549
I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!
No.59550
No.59556
>>59555
>implying you wouldn't
No.59557
>>59555 (checked)
I'm just gonna ignore the link and just check those trips.
No.59559
>>59558
What did she mean by this.
No.59560
>>59559
>hfw she gets a hold of your balls and a pair of scissors
No.59561
>>59559
marry linda and suck those saggy tits every morning, fuck steph, kill charlotte because of her shit nudes.
No.59564
>>59559
>>59563
steph can't into smile
No.59568
>>59567
He can still come back for Summerslam. Not an extreme loss.
No.59572
>>59567
>He could miss GREAT BALLS OF FIRE
No.59577
>>59567
you were supposed to save this show, braun
No.59578
>>59561
Marry Linda so you get to inherit WWE instead of Steph & Haitch. Fuck Steph and convert her from dominatrix to submissive. Kill Charlotte so she gets to be with her brother again.
No.59579
>not live
Get ready for Roman to be magically cheered if he shows up
No.59580
>Braun in a cast
It's over lads.
No.59581
>showing your monster in a cast
No.59582
>>59581
It's because Roman is that strong. He is THE strong.
No.59583
>Thank you Strowman
>Yes chants
No.59584
No.59586
>>59584
GONNA DO A GOOD LUCHA THING
No.59587
>get workhorse title
>GM the show with wacky segments
No.59588
Miz is so good at getting the crowd to like whoever he is cutting a promo on
No.59589
I'm really oscillating between whether or not Balor has earned an entrance that grandiose yet. He'd better really start blowing me away soon.
No.59590
Why is Balor's entrance so gay?
No.59591
>>59589
I like his matches. Better than Shinsuke.
No.59592
>>59590
its supposed to be theatrical instead of a dude walking to the ring with purpose
No.59593
>>59589
he was the first Universal champion after all
No.59594
>>59593
Then vaccated it a day later and left for 6 months.
OVERPUSHED
No.59595
>>59590
You're probably straight so any type of male sexiness would come off as gay to you.
Chicks love this shit.
No.59596
>>59594
He was gonna replaced Roman. I'd take a overpushed Potato over him tbh.
No.59597
>>59590
Isn't Balor shoot gay?
No.59598
>>59597
Nah he's just autistic and plays with lego.
No.59599
Nia Jax had some leaks btw
No.59600
when are Nia's lewds leaking?
No.59601
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No.59604
>>59602
idk any links man just see people saying it just leaked
No.59605
No.59607
>No wwfai bayley buddies
Anybody got a quarter I can borrow, I need to call bullshit.
No.59608
>>59606
>tfw I fell for a joke
Just ignore me from now on alright? But I found some confirmed Sunny shit if you're into that.
No.59609
>bayley teaming with a roastie
No.59613
>>59611
At least Bayler is a girl.
No.59614
Is it just me or is this Ram extremely more boring than last week?
No.59615
>>59611
>Wanting a weak chinned bitch
No.59616
No.59617
>>59612
She is, but goddamn does that look like bird shit in her hair
No.59618
>>59615
Why wouldn't I want a woman with feminine features? Allie is god tier
No.59620
Mickie James is the Big Show of the Divas division. Changes from face to heel and back every week.
No.59621
>>59616
She's not nearly as horse as Sasha or Charlotte. Even so putting a bag on her head would fix that problem right away if it bothers you that much.
No.59622
>>59614
im feeling it too, purseowner anon
No.59624
>>59620
As far as I could tell she was heel until Alexa turned on her, and since then she has been face. So she only turned once.
No.59625
OAAAAAOOH OOOH AAAH WAAAAAAAAOWWWWWWAAAAAAOOOW
No.59626
>>59622
Yeah I can't bolieve I thought Ram was the a-show because of last week. What happened?
No.59628
What are these chants though, you can barely understand them
No.59629
>>59628
Bigger arena than normal, I mean a much larger one.
No.59630
>>59629
Holy fuck you're right. It looks like there is seating above the repeating RAW logo banner. Usually that's the very top of the area.
No.59631
>bray jobbing outta nowhere
No.59633
>>59628
London gives zero fucks about your women's revolution, they are merciless whenever there's a women's match.
No.59634
>>59633
What are they saying though, it sounds like random OAOAAOO'ing
No.59635
>>59628
it doesnt help that its pre-recorded and Dunn likes to mute chants for whatever reason
No.59636
>>59631
>outta nowhere
What, you mean like at every ppv since he's been in the WWE?
No.59637
The chant is something like "heeeeyyyy bayleeyyy, OOOOOO, AAAAAHHH, i wanna knooooow if you will be my girl"
really fucking gay
No.59638
>>59637
>not wanting a bayley gf
No.59639
>>59634
Aayyyyyyy, oohhhhhhhhhh….. seven bong….. save the queeeenn…. bollocks…
No.59640
>>59637
What's gay about wanting to fug a woman? An average looking one, but a woman nonetheless.
No.59641
>>59631
>being surprised that the failed cult leader is a cuck
No.59642
>>59641
Wait, Bray let someone fuck his girl while he watched?
No.59644
Anyone else feel that Joe is out of place in this company?
No.59645
>shaking the camera for dramatic effect
This will never look good
No.59646
>seff attacks fattyjoe
>gets interrupted and forced to stop before anything interesting happens
>no Strowman vs Roman Noodles-like situation
No.59647
The phrase "dumpster match" will never fail to make me laugh
No.59648
>Braun having a match with a broken arm
No.59649
>Kalisto's entrance
top kek what a faggot
No.59650
I want Loco Kalisto to be pushed.
No.59651
>that fakeout match-starting kick
WOOO
No.59652
give the midget a trampoline if you want this to be believable at all
No.59653
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo…. (muted)
No.59655
No.59656
No.59657
No.59659
>roman tries football tackle
>kicked in the face
No.59660
>Roman accidentally hitting Braun in the head with the chair
That's a fine.
No.59661
>>59658
>as the big dog stands tall
Eerie, anon. areyouawizard.png
No.59662
>they're giving him super cena spots
No.59664
why are 2 supposedly injured people working a show? this is retarded
No.59665
No.59666
>>59664
Vince just loves big guys.
No.59667
No.59668
>gold dust and r-truth planning to job to the Hardy boys
No.59669
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No.59671
No.59672
>>59670
MAKE SWEAT LOOK BIG AND REDDIT
No.59673
No.59674
Is boring japamura actually going to finally wrestle at a PPV, or just do boring shitty musical entrances and badly spoken promos again?
No.59676
>>59674
His face is on every ad for Backlash
No.59677
Are you excited to make digital cards wrestle, /wooo/?
No.59679
>>59674
i guess theyre promoting him just to do his entrance at the ppv
No.59680
>>59677
There are some things I wanna wrestle…that's about it.
No.59681
>>59677
not as excited as i am to play bejweled with wrestling on top
No.59683
>it's a specialty match with a ton of teams coming in
>shitzo and ass are allowed to waste 10 minutes talking
No.59684
Someone needs to make something like this for Enzos tirades
No.59685
>>59677
>>59681
>still no wrestling dating sims
No.59687
>>59685
>No romance feature in WWE games
>will never romance Waifu Riot
feels bad man
No.59688
>>59685
>tfw romancing Alexa Bliss
No.59689
No.59691
>>59687
>that nose
>that tranny-looking face
No.59692
>>59688
>bullying Alexa Romance
No.59694
>>59692
She's meant for cuddling.
Not bullying.
No.59695
>>59687
Wanting to waifu objectively worst girl, all brands.
>Not wanting to nurse braun back to strength so you can enjoy watching him kill reigns and handholding.
No.59696
>Cesaro and Seamus struggling this hard against these pathetic jobbers with the 20 minute intro
No.59697
>Heath Slater and the fat, balding version of Bo Dallas
No.59698
>>59694
You have to bully her before loving her.
No.59699
>>59694
The saddest thing of all, is not just that we can't have Alexa… it's the looking at the caveman she is with, we probably could have…
No.59700
>>59687
Jesus, man. I make it a personal policy to never shit talk another man's waifu, but- why?
No.59701
>>59699
Sure beats the manlet Becky is dating.
No.59702
Who did Rhino piss off to be forced to job this badly?
No.59703
>>59701
isnt he in the UFC? thats gotta count for something
No.59704
>>59702
More importantly who did Heath piss off?
No.59705
>>59703
He's not a very good fighter tho
No.59706
>>59704
>More importantly who did Heath piss off?
Heath is like one of the WWE's most reliable jobbers. He'll probably have a job for as long as he wants it.
No.59708
>>59706
But he was getting a good run last year man.
No.59709
>commercial break during Anderson and Gallows' entrance
shows how much they care about them
No.59710
>>59701
Jesus Christ, he's like a cross between a Gremlin and a Hobbit.
No.59711
>>59709
>half the match is over before it comes back
No.59712
>>59699
>>59701
Look on the bright side.
At least none of those men are cucks like CM Punk
No.59713
No.59714
>>59712
Wait CM Punk let Lethal fuck AJ while Punk watched?
No.59716
>>59545
>>59709
>If we don't start getting shown some respect by the WWE, we're going back to Japan
>That sad look Anderson had throughout the whole promo
When will they go back?
No.59717
>>59714
Nah just a meme. Just that Jay Lethal and AJ were together for a while before she got with Punk.
No.59718
>>59714
Lethal wasn't the only one.
No.59719
>>59714
Dating a chick who burned coal is cuckoldry that exists beyond all space and time.
No.59721
>>59718
seems like she's a huge slut
No.59722
>>59711
>only two minutes til the next commercial break
I'm guessing he wasn't supposed to kick out of that pin.
No.59723
>>59716
once their contracts are up, theyre gonna be swapped out with GoD whenever WWE buys them
No.59726
>>59717
There its fixed.
Its the same guy that knocked out Punk
No.59728
>>59726
I know. I was in that thread.
No.59729
>>59720
Nikkimuch?
>hell these guys are more thicc then that hawknosed mandiva.
No.59731
That wasn't even a fucking pin, who are you trying to fool?
No.59732
>>59720
She looks like a young Rob Schneider in drag.
No.59733
>>59729
I see they are big Owen Hart fans.
No.59734
Come on Goldust! Avenge the club!
No.59735
>Anderson and Gallows beat by a "three count" on what wasn't even a pin, just Shameous laying on top of someone
>Cesaro gets an actual 3 count on Gold Dust and it's only counted as a 2
This is sloppy. I expect this out of NXTfags, not supposedly professional memers.
>absolutely nobody in the crowd is excited nor gives a fuck after the match ends
No.59736
>>59675
I'll see your imogen, and raise you drowning pool:
No.59737
>>59725
Are you retarded, she looks nothing like that get the fuck outta here with that.
No.59739
>>59737
She has googly eyes
No.59740
>shilling for the worst wrestlemania known to man
No.59741
>>59738
When will we get Broken Hardy/AJ fusion character who makes it his mission to Delete the Gay Community?
No.59742
>>59740
It was better than last year's
No.59743
>we're only 2 hours into this show
>felt like 12 hours
>fucking 1 hour left
The A-show am I right?
No.59744
>>59742
>roman noodles retiring one of the greatest wrestlers of all time
>better than anything
No.59745
>>59744
it was better than him winning the title last year
No.59746
>>59744
Just because that happened, doesn't mean it ruined the ENTIRE show. It was an alright Wrestlemania.
No.59747
I don't like Somoa Joe's theme because it's easy to hear the silence of the crowd and then I start to feel sorry for Joe.
No.59749
No.59750
Isn't that domino's guy the dude who got cucked on Stranger Things?
No.59751
"Muh time! All the time!" - Samoa Joe
No.59752
How long will Rollins have "the bad knee"?
No.59755
>Joe's too fat to be put in a full suplex
No.59756
This isn't the main event? What could possibly go on after this?
No.59757
No.59758
>JBL on mediocre talk show
>namedropping superior attitude era
No.59760
No.59761
I cant take anymore of this shitshow, I'm out
No.59762
No.59763
This RAW has been a pretty good sleep aid
No.59764
>cruiserweight shit that's been diving in the ratings
Yeah I'm gone. Goodnight everyone!
No.59765
Oh boy, I can't wait to watch SmackDown™ Live™ tomorrow night and see Dolph Ziggler continue to be forced to job to Shitake Cuckamura™
>it's the loserweights segment with angry elf at the mic
Almost as bad as the divas league.
No.59766
>>59765
You think Dolph is better than Shinsuke? I wish I still had hope in him too, anon.
No.59767
All you humans will perish.
No.59768
>>59729
I love Otis. He's a muppet.
No.59771
>winning the match because he pulled the other guy's pants down
No.59772
>>59770
I'll make sure you die first Witcher.
No.59773
we got a full inch of asscrack there
No.59774
>>59772
What the heck Neville, Witcher 3 is my favorite
No.59775
>>59774
That's face perkins. Heel perkins think Neville's a filthy casual for even mentioning that game. Do you even Planescape Torment?
No.59776
>>59774
Get back to your cage you slave.
No.59777
So did everyone else see the King Arthur commercial with the black guy in it?
No.59778
>Sasha next
ugh
>>59774
This made me laugh pretty good. Well done.
No.59779
>>59777 (checked)
Nah I'm on USA. Nice trips though.
No.59780
>women's match
Time to turn the TV off.
No.59781
>>59777
Trips? Looks like Kek was unsettled as well.
No.59782
>>59780
I would but Bray is in the main event
No.59784
>>59783
>tfw Bo Wyatt never
No.59785
You're given 10 seconds with Sasha Banks. If you don't cum in those 10 secs. there's a guy standing there with a pistol who'll blow your brains out. Would you take the bet?
No.59786
>>59785
Yes since I really want to die
No.59787
>>59785
>Sasha Banks
Think of a good example next time.
No.59788
>>59786
I kek'd then felt, then kek'd again. Not sure how to feel about this post.
No.59789
They're still advertising Rocket League?? That game fun as fuck tho it is isn't dead yet??
No.59790
>>59789
How can it be dead when redditors follow their favorite twitch streamers and youtubefaggots around?
No.59791
>>59789
Nah it's turning out to be a permanent staple in gaming like Starcraft or Counterstrike.
No.59792
>miz on commentary
So fuck finish? Bray better not eat the pin
No.59793
>the best part of the Shield is about to BTFO Bray
No.59794
I hope Bray wins. Even if it's not clean.
It would be something unexpected for once.
No.59795
>>59794
>he misses, falls out of the ring, and gets suicide dive'd
No.59796
>Cole thinks Dean is a good champion
No.59797
>John Cena is going to LARP as a soldier again
No.59798
>>59797
Will the doctor ever return?
No.59799
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>>59798
Will the Bad Bad Man ever return?
No.59800
>Miz is just whining all match
What a loser.
No.59801
>big risk did not pay off for Bray Wyatt
No.59803
>>59800
He's a decent heel.
No.59804
JESUS CHRIST JUST END THE MATCH
No.59806
No.59807
No.59809
BRAY ONLY WINS WHEN HE CHEATS VIA INTERFERENCE
No.59810
The UK crowds are initially lively since it is the one time in the year RAW comes to their town. But even they'll be bored with such a shit show being presented to them.
No.59811
You guys a deserve a sexy Mitsuru for suffering through that.
No.59812
>>59811
>sameface weebshit
No thanks
No.59814
>>59812
Mitsuru is no joke.
No.59817
>>59812
>not loving 2D and 3D girls equally
No.59819
>>59525
Mr. Nohamcm, I presume?
No.59831
>>59694
Flustered bullied bliss is best bliss.
http://sendvid.com/sl5h77fd
No.59832
>>59694
>>59831
Bullying her about her height is the best