Oh boy here's a good one
>be me 11 years old boy
>did good in the big exam last year father also finally has free time after work
>ask him that this is perfect wwf is coming to town right in the Philly spectrum
>the wwf had gone from renting out space per month to per every 2 to now 3 months
>I'm glad to watch though my friend told me the last show they saw sucked
>Bolsheviks In 2 matches, hell even conquistadors
>I heard Omar atlas and iron mike sharpe where both in matches
>yeah that bad of a card
>however this show was bound to be superior
>Andre the freaking giant is coming albeit as a heel
>Though as I child I cleared my conscious by claiming it was mearly freak show kind of attraction
>the show while better in star power still had boring or inconclusive matches
>Hillbilly Jim filling in for a "injured" and reformed big John stud won by dq after Andre did exesive choking
>we still cheered when Jim chased Andre with a bell
>end up going to bathroom after multiple Mountain Dew swills
>end up lost around in floor but find a toilet no the less action has started again but I'm lost
>see mid carder lanny poffo who wrestled the blue blazer in the first match
>follow him in his curious formal attire
>he goes away and trapped without a clue in this parking
>he a guy ruffling around
>allota "hootenanny" "hoots" and " hollering " is heard
>holy shit it's hill billy Jim but in a Hawaiin shirt
>run over but stop as I notice he's next to blond guy kind of resembling the blue blazer who wrestled earlier against lanny poffo
>hillbilly spits grumbles and this mystery man walks off pissed
>shout " big Jim you chased the mean giant "
>turns around and looks down
>his eyes widened and frown turn upside down
>little buddy he screamed as he twirled me around in spinning bear hug
>chest near broke and he puts me down
>thank him and ask what he's loading into this old pick up truck with bails of hay
>" agghhhh these bastards down here in Titan,hmmmm titan twats"
>gulps down on his comically oversized moonshine jug in a paused mid-moment
>"good fucking brew kid, made it with that crazy asshole outback 2 years ago , crazy cunt as he used to say, wonder where he went "
>"oh yeah, Titan man they're subjugating me to film these shitty vignettes in my house for those colesuim tape things, you know inbetween those shots dark matches "
>"cmon anon lets hop too it have good time "
>agree and excitedly hop in
>shoot off
>I had already heard the word hootenin and a holler 42 tImes
To be continued…