No.58992
Smackdown, back to being The B-Show.
Preview
>Just two days removed from capturing the title at WWE Payback, Chris Jericho will defend the United States Championship against Kevin Owens. Can Y2J fight off his former best friend and hang on to the title in this huge rematch?
No idea anymore.
Also
>Charlotte and Naomi go up against Carmella and Natalya
>Jinder poos in the loo
>Breezango actually get a push
http://watchwrestling.ch/
http://wywtv.com/index.php?/page/Weekly.html
http://firstrows.biz/boxing
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/usa-network-live-stream
http://www.vipbox.biz
http://www.streamgaroo.com/live-television/united-states/wwe-network-live-stream
No.58993
We may have lost Miz and Bray, but at least we got Big Bantz Owens and Y2J. Also Rusev. Also Zayn and New Day.
Breezango better be getting that push to feud with New Day. Maybe they could make New Day funny again.
No.58995
>>58993
By the way Raw has been looking with those two. Bray and Miz actually look like hot commodities.
No.58997
>Jericho losing and fucking off
>Heel jobers vs heel champs
>Naomi and charlotte featuring the female job squad
>Jinder vs orton for the wwe title
How did smackdown become so shit so fast? It was so good last year that I was actually sad when episodes ended and really looked forward to the next. Fucks sake.
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>>58997
>>Heel jobers vs heel champs
I think Breezango might be charming enough to be faces.
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>>58997
>Not being hyped for /ourguy/s the Nation of Constipation
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>>58997
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT BREEZANGO
I kinda feel Breezango are almost tweeners at this point though, they could probably pull off a face turn at this point.
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>>59000
>>58998
I like /gaycommunity/ but they haven't shown signs of turning and aside from last week I cant remember the last time they won a match so its hard to give a fuck.
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>>59001
All you have to do is Bolieve!
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>>58997
>shitting on /ourboi/
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>>59004
Breeze is the only guy who can make a spinning heel kick look nice enough to be a finisher.
No.59006
Breezango is going to be the best thing in smackdown for the next 4 months
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>>59006
Like Heath and Rhyno. I just hope they turn out different.
No.59010
>>59009
>that shop of her with the SD title
>wearing shirts with gay ass inspirational quotes
No.59011
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
LET'S GO BREEZANGO
That rhymed, so they're confirmed getting a hard push for sure. Uggos on suicide watch.
No.59012
Is jericho a fan of Kemono Friends?
No.59013
So is AJ taking the title or is KO winning the rematch?
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No.59016
>>59015
Yeah, but I wanna know who's taking it from Y2J.
No.59017
>yfw you remember that Y2J helped get the AJ STYLES chants over by being mad at them during their feud
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>>59016
KO and he's keeping it
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>>59017
>yfw you remember Y2J went over at mania for whatever reason
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No.59022
Well, he did get out of the ring.
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>>59009
Hey Charlottefag,do you mind Charlotte as a face?
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>>59025
Is that him pooing in the loo?
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>>59023
nah, she's always been a face to me
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>>59028
Yeah, she's better than Sasha at least.
No.59030
>>59020
>meanwhile fandango went over y2j at wm
>therefore fandango>styles
No.59031
>>59030
When will he be world champ then?
No.59032
I like this new roided Jinder
No.59033
>>59031
A championship doesn't make the man, the man makes the championship. The world title is not ready for him yet.
No.59034
They seriously need to fix that tron shape, fucking "INDEI NAHAI"
It better not say HARLOT for my girl Charlotte again.
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No.59039
>tfw no golden lovers vs breezango with danshoku dino as special referee
No.59040
>>59008
Holy fuckin' kek, when did this happen and how did I miss it?
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No.59044
So I'm assuming Jinder's finisher is called PLANTED
No.59045
>>59044
He should stick with a poop up powerbomb too.
No.59046
>>59045
what about the loo-per kick or the designated shitting slam
No.59047
>Watch what I do to Sin Cara
>inb4 Sin Cara shoots on Ziggler
No.59048
ENTRANCESUKE ENTRANCEMURA
No.59049
>>59046
These seem appropriated too.
No.59050
>>59047
>>inb4 Sin Cara shoots on Ziggler
I want shoot Sin Cara at the top.
No.59051
>>59048
This nigga will even phone his entrances one of these days.
No.59052
What the even actual fuck am I looking at?
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No.59055
So is Tye gonna do something or what?
No.59056
>>59055
hes going to feud with ziggler after shinsuke is done with him and then do nothing for the rest of his career
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No.59059
Ah so Aiden English's gimmick is being a cry baby.
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No.59062
>>59059
A whiny artfag who sings
No.59063
>charlotte is supposed to be a heel
No.59064
>>59063
probably not for long
No.59065
Ah so Charlotte's character did evolve.
>>59063
Nah I'm sure she's a face now. You know those cocky ones?
No.59066
Aiden should get some guerreros doing politics for him, this jobber spot is embarrassing.
can't wait for alvarez next rant
No.59067
I love any bullying gimmick
No.59068
>>59066
>Aiden should get some guerreros doing politics for him
You mean like Chavo?
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>>59067
>mentalzero
Man I miss that site
No.59070
>>59068
Well, you have a point.
No.59071
>>59070
Also Alvarez rants are legit the best.
No.59072
I WANT TO CUM AND PISS ON CATHY KELLEY
No.59075
>>59073
I want to facefuck Charly!
No.59076
>inb4 charlotte joins the welcoming party
No.59077
>>59075
Charly leaks when?
No.59079
>it's a pissbreak match
>it's just screeching "REALLY" and thigh kicking, with the black woman written to be invincible
No.59081
>>59079
>with the SWEET black woman written to be invincible
FTFY
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>>59077
She's too pure for this!
jk, soon I hope
No.59084
Were there actually Bliss leaks?
No.59086
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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No.59088
>>59082
Naomi is a sweet lady!
No.59089
You don't have to respect the nigga, but respect her ass
Cause for the booty, niggas will murder that ass
She came up fast, She watched a lot of gats blast
The power of the body (the ass, the ass)
No.59091
>they made Charlotte a badass
I don't mind.
No.59092
ANOTHER FUCKING COMMERCIAL
No.59093
>>59089
nah
>>59092
At least it's a match worth interrupting with commercials.
No.59094
>>59093
Charlotte was actually getting me excited though.
No.59095
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>>59094
>getting excited over a tranny
No.59096
ey whas good son its 3pac posting from heaven son here to save naomi from ebola son straight up son
No.59097
>>59095
As in cheering against two jobbers.
No.59098
TOP KEK
NIGRESS AND TRANNY BTFO
No.59099
Why does every fucking womens' match end up with the entire talentless division in the ring?
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No.59101
>>59098
straight up son that was me son had to save the world from naomi's ebola son
No.59102
>those boos
I guess they're ones Dunn wants heard.
No.59103
>>59099
They have much talent as any man!
No.59104
>not liking black booties
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No.59106
>>59103
YOU TELL HIM STEPHANIE
No.59107
Are you excited for taco bell crunch wraps and artificially scarce specialty flavor of mountain dew, /wooo/?
No.59110
>>59107
fast food is the dietary jew
No.59111
>>59110
>muh soy and flouride tap water
No.59112
>>59107
What the fuck america?
No.59113
Wendy's baconators are pretty good tho
No.59114
>>59105
>Wanting her fake ass tits back
Brie is the superior Bella bro
No.59117
>>59112
>weebshit is surprised and disgusted at crappy tacos and flavored soda
No.59119
Sincara has certainly been enjoying some taco bell.
>getting that fat
>still wearing skin-tight uniform
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No.59122
>>59119
So is he like Kalisto gonna win?
No.59123
>WWE writing team wrote Ziggler almost jobbing to fatcara
No.59124
>>59123
To be fair Sin Cara is a tough dude. And Ziggles love has wore thin with the fans.
No.59125
>>59123
You shouldn't be surprised.
No.59126
>>59124
Only because he's written as the eternal heel and isn't allowed to actually do anything. Even Fatty Wyatt and Fatty Owens were allowed to do something.
No.59128
>Absolutely no mention of the tag division
No.59129
>lana vids when all we want is ruru
No.59130
>>59128
>Breezango gets pushed
>Absolutely nothing the next week
No.59131
>205 live promo
As if anyone would watch th
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A "FASHION POLICE" MEME RIPOFF OF LAW & ORDER HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.59132
>>59128
What is a tag division?
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No.59134
>>59131
You mean the best thing on Smackdown?
No.59135
>Vinces mugshot in the back
No.59137
I approve of everything happening right now. I'm all the way here for a dumb cop show parody fashion police gimmick.
No.59138
fucking hell this bit is great
No.59140
>tfw no aj and brezango feud with homophobic undertones
No.59141
>>59128
Goddam, just when I think i've seen every kooky Andromeda face there is. This burning tire fire of a game is the gift that keeps on giving.
No.59143
>>59139
C'mon, AJ, you gotta admit that was pretty great. Eh? Eh? Give it up my man.
No.59144
>>59143
Breezango are 100% straight
No.59146
>all these fucking smarks and faggots booing Jericho
No.59147
>>59142
Do people unironically like this game?
No.59148
>>59139
Do you think creative could get away with doing a Christmas angle where AJ confronts Santa Claus and Claus starts talking mad shit, like, "You've been a very naughty boy, AJ, not only are you getting nothing but coal in your stocking, but I won't let you join my group, you'll never be a member of the sleigh community."
To which AJ replies, say it with me now…
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No.59150
>>59147
Peebee and Autism-Chan are pretty fuckable, in a weird way
No.59151
>owens is playing his patented autistic rage role again
No.59152
>>59150
i see it with autism-chan but peebee? cmon
its even worse considering that the Asari were pretty hot in the previous ME games
No.59153
>>59150
They fucking weird me out, different tastes i guess.
No.59154
>Owens blatantly copies the EXACT SAME MOVE Ziggler used to beat Fatcara's flip move
No.59155
WALLS OF JERICHO COME ON
oh bullshit
>crowd booing Owens' fake breakout
No.59157
This is my first and last time posting on this website. My son was in a drunk driving accident yesterday, and his last dying words were: "Mom, eliminate the gay community". I did a google research on it and that led me ultimately here.
Looking at your forums for the last hour, I have seen:
Green frogs (named Pepe apparently)
Many homocidal remarks to gays
Women wrestlers' private leaked photos
Patriarcal propaganda
Various drawings of what appear to be perverted anime
There is a line between free speech, and insane, disgusting crap that has already been detrimental to the lives of MY children, and I am sure children across the world. I just want you all to know that I have started my campaigning against your "chans" as of today. If you as an online community do not clean up your act, i will be forced to take legal actions against your channel. I myself am a very rich woman, and my husband will be sure to get the best team of lawyers.
No.59158
Don't fucking tell me fatty owens is going to win from a DDT after no-selling a signature and two finishers.
No.59159
>>59157
Holy shit is this OC? I haven't seen this before
No.59160
>>59158
>not selling the DDT
No.59161
Why even have Jericho win the title in the first place?
No.59162
>>59157
Best post in the thread.
No.59163
Fuck this gay company.
>hurr let's give a long-time veteran a ONE DAY title reign
No.59164
>>59157
well get to it, you owe it to your boy
obvious bait but whatever
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No.59167
>>59163
well you see, anon. It was actually TWO days
No.59168
>>59163
Nigger, Jericho was about to go on tour. I don't even know why they gave it back to him in the first place.
No.59169
>>59168
To get Jericho on smackdown.
No.59170
Welp, Jericho's off to go on tour for another 50 decades now
No.59171
>all those boos
Congratulations, fatty, you're the smackdownsyndrome version of roman noodles.
No.59172
>>59169
And have his last match against his best friend
No.59173
>>59171
Are you here to dec- deglare that?
No.59176
>>59174
>hurr it's predetermined and fake therefore you're not allowed to dislike the outcome
Go suck roman's cock faggot.
No.59177
That chair just destroyed his vocal chords, he will never Fozzy again
No.59178
>>59176
HOW DARE THAT OLD GUY PUT OVER THAT YOUNG GUY?
No.59180
>>59156
That moment when you realize what Michael's used to pass off as a sexyboy strut– now that you know his backstory– was really just him hamboning along like the hayseed shitkicker he is.
No.59181
The crowd tonight is absolute shit. Between the overused "this is awesome" chants to the "thank you Jericho" chants at the end, just a bunch if stupid idiots!
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>>59181
yeah 205live is going to be beyond dead
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>>59182
Are you the sheepleposter
No.59185
>>59182
Why do you care so much about Jericho losing? He said himself that he was leaving in May.
No.59187
>>59185
>why do you have an opinion on things
>why do you care if [wrestler you like] is beat in a bullshit way by [wrestler you don't like]
No.59188
>>59185
>trying to reason with marks
No.59189
>>59187
>why do you care if [wrestler you like] is beat in a bullshit way
How was that a bullshit way? Dude was ddt'd on the ramp. That's a deal breaker.
>>59188
You're right I need to stop.
No.59191
>>59188
>everyone's a mark if they don't wallow in apathy like me
>>59189
Fatass no-sold multiple stronger moves, hits one DDT, and wins.
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>>59191
Didn't Jericho not sell some of KO's powerbombs?
No.59194
>>59193
>powerbombs
>the same as signatures and finishers
No.59195
>>59194
Those Powerbombs ARE his finishers, dumbass.
No.59196
>>59195
>fatass owens has something that simplistic and talentless as a finisher
Top fucking wew, what a lazy blob. Why is he even in the WWE?
No.59197
>>59196
>has something that simplistic and talentless as a finisher
>muh flips
Fuck off.
No.59199
>>59198
Who here is /asp/?
No.59200
>>59197
>he's actually defending lazy normal match moves being turned into finishers by lazy untalented "wrestlers"
You probably fancy DDTs and fireman's carries as finishers, too.
No.59202
>>59201
>he thinks DDTs are finisher-worthy
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No.59205
>>59202
Dean Ambrose, Arn Anderson, Rick Roode, and Jake The Snake say hi.
No.59206
>>59205
>talentless hacks say hi
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>>59204
reeeeeee
this place is dead, it's time to leave
No.59208
>>59204
What the fuck is that entering the impact zone
No.59209
>>59207
>this place is dead,
No.59210
>>59207
No it's not. It's plenty alive.
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>>59210
Don't you know anon? An anon posting opinions instead of memes means the board's dying because the one other guy in the thread disagrees. :^)
No.59212
>no Daniel Bryan for Talking Smack
Why even do it?
No.59213
>>59212
his kid should be born soon so he'll probably be back this month
No.59215
>>59206
>Jake the snake
>Rick Roode
>Arn Motherfucking anderson
>talentless
You need to stop watching wrestling
No.59225
>when the best part of Smaccdown are Breezango the Fashion Po-pos
the talent exchange really fucked this show
No.59226
>>59225
You could argue that those guys are getting good stuff to do and it's great for them. The trade was still mostly fair, KO traded for Miz, Dean traded for Zayn, though not sure who was the equivalent for Bray, Jinder? Eh. Personally, I think losing Bray was the biggest one, especially since I thought they would continue on a bit with Orton/Bray/Harper, with them having a triple threat match and Harper getting a push to one day defeat Bray, his former master. That's all fucked now and Harper looks to be forgotten. Sucks, he was getting good reactions even from normalfag crowds before WM33. Rowan is totally out of place, Harper should rehabilitate Rowan now that Bray is gone and maybe both of them can form a decent tag team. Though the tag team division on SD is dead too. The day New Day finally appears, they'll probably win the titles soon enough and be the only relevant team in the division, further burying the rest.
No.59227
>US title main events again
>WWE title story opens the show again
I really feel like at Backlash they're going to put the US title match in the main event based off this booking. Probably won't, but, you never know right?
No.59228
>>59227
>Main title feud is orton vs jinder
>Midcard is kevin owens vs aj styles
I still can't even.
No.59229
>>59226
I agree that it's great how they can give new life to people like Breezango and maybe Aiden English, but I feel like the main event scene was only barely alive during Bray/Randy, and now with Bray gone the WWE title might as well not exist
No.59230
>>59225
>talent exchange
SUPERSTAR SHAKEUP DAMNIT
No.59232
>yfw Jinder wins the WWE title then has to vacate it due to wellness policy violation
No.59260
>This is the main poster of Backlash
>Shitsuke Fagamura (who STILL hasn't had a match yet) in a stupid fucking pose
Imagine someone who hasn't watched WWE in a while and sees this poster advertising a PPV. He would think, "who the fuck is this gook faggot?". That's all you need to know.
No.59261
>>59260
at least you can't hear him speak 'English' on the poster
No.59272
>>59104
>being a beastiality lover
>>>/zoo/
No.59273
>>59260
>He would think, "who the fuck is this gook faggot?"
Then he'd probably tune in to see what the hype is all about. Also doubt that he'd be a /pol/lack
No.59274
>>59260
>This is the main poster of Backlash
>Faggothead Edge (who STILL hasn't had a match yet) in a stupid fucking pose
Imagine someone who hasn't watched WWE in a while and sees this poster advertising a PPV. He would think, "who the fuck is this canuck faggot?". That's all you need to know.
No.59323
>>59322
>look how contrarian i am lel u mad sheeple XDDD
>am i cool yet guys