No.58318
>After suffering a vicious attack at the monstrous hands of Braun Strowman, Roman Reigns wants retribution at WWE Payback. However, can The Big Dog stop put a stop to The Monster Among Men’s path of destruction?
AH YESSIR!
>WWE Champion Randy Orton faces off against Bray Wyatt in the ominous House of Horrors Match at WWE Payback.
RIP Bray
>Having survived Triple H at WrestleMania, Seth Rollins will battle Samoa Joe one-on-one at WWE Payback.
Get Ready for WWE to ruin all of Joe's potential in one night.
>Former best friends Kevin Owens and Chris Jericho will clash in a United States Championship WrestleMania rematch at WWE Payback, this time with KO defending the star-spangled title.
I think Jericho will win only to lose to AJ next month.
>At WWE Payback, Matt & Jeff Hardy will battle Sheamus & Cesaro for the Raw Tag Team Championship
>Nothing is broken
>divas shit
>cruiserweight shit
ARE YOU READY FOR A SHIT PPV AFTER THAT SHITTY SHAKE UP?!
http://watchwrestling.ch/
http://wywtv.com/index.php?/page/Weekly.html
http://firstrows.biz/boxing
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/usa-network-live-stream
http://www.vipbox.biz
No.58320
>>58318
>ARE YOU READY FOR A SHIT PPV AFTER THAT SHITTY SHAKE UP?!
Yet we're all curious to see how will this one top the other shitty one (as long as we don't have to give money to Vince).
https://www.forbes.com/sites/blakeoestriecher/2017/04/30/wwe-payback-2017-braun-strowman-beating-roman-reigns-and-5-smart-booking-decisions/#4ea67606e2a1
I feel sorry for the guy who wrote this because you can tell he wants Braun and Bray to win while hoping the Hardyz bring their broken gimmick back.
No.58321
>>58319
Too big to be Roman tbh.
No.58322
>>58320
tbh if Roman was a heel I would jump on that bandwagon really fast. Despite what people think I actually want to like him.
No.58324
something tells me this house of horrors match is gonna end up as a future wrestlecrap induction
No.58325
>>58320
>forbes has an article on wwe booking for some reason
No.58326
Woow, Lawler is already messing up 4 minutes into the Kickoff. Oh yea, Jewfro is balding lol.
>>58325
They also had an article on Diablo 3.
No.58327
>I have this feeling
Jerry, I have this feeling you just want to get out of here ASAP, so you can get drunk like JBL.
No.58329
I'm actually half interested in Bayley vs Bliss considering they both have great asses. What are the chances of it being a decent match?
No.58330
>>58328
>Balor being reduced to the Brendan Fraser Club's level
No.58331
>BLM-Feminazi-bitch is on the Kickoff
Ugh
>Ramen v. Braun promo
>Literally doesn't use any recent Ramen stuff
>Only uses one line from Ramen
>Lawler is still messing up his lines
Lol
No.58332
>>58330
>Brendan Fraser Club
No.58333
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>58319
Roman needs a theme as based as this, that generic DUNA DUNA DUNA DUNN DUNN thing is awful
No.58334
>>58329
I look forward to masturbating to caps of that match tomorrow.
No.58335
This music is way too epic for this feud.
No.58336
>>58333
Yeah Roman needs pretty much anything other than his "member the Shield?" theme
No.58337
Why is renee wearing clown makeup.
No.58338
>Renees everything tonight
I dont wanna fap just yet damnit
No.58339
>>58337
Why is she wearing a black and white striped jacket?
No.58340
Will Renee be part of the House of Horrors match?
No.58341
How are Enzo and Cass still over?
No.58342
What the fuck is this fucking promo?
No.58343
>>58341
Hes literally just saying chinese food names.
No.58344
>>58341
They're probably fun to listen to in person for the first few times, but it's a matter of time before the crowds get sick of hearing the same shit every time they enter
No.58346
>>58343
It's better than trying to fuck someone's WIFE! Yes, I'm still mad about that and I hope Enzo gets assraped.
>>58344
They've been getting sick of them for a while. This must be a normalfag city.
No.58348
>>58346
The PPV is in shit-hole, leftist California. What did you expect?
No.58349
>G1 finalist Karl Anderson
No.58350
>>58348
Clearly. If this were any city in the southeast they'd have the balls to boo them.
No.58351
>>58348
Oh shit, people probably actually dress like Enzo there
No.58352
AH YEAH! WRESTLEMANIA TIME!
Actually think this could be a good show. KO v Jericho, Joe v Seth and the tag match should all be decent at least. House of Horror's should be cringy goodness. Could have been worse.
No.58354
>>58350
>>58351
WWE has been going to more normalfag states and cities because those people eat shit from whoever Vince wants to push.
No.58355
>>58352
>Actually think this could be a good show
Joe loses and KO loses. Just watch.
No.58356
>The state of gallows and anderson
No.58358
>>58354
That makes sense but the next Smackdown PPV is in Chicago though.
No.58359
HEY GUYS! REMEMBER US! WE STILL HAVE THAT GAY TAG TEAM GIMMICK! GOLD
Gold Dust probably wishes he could quit like Cody.
>>58358
No one cares about Punk after his loss
No.58360
>>58356
I knew they were fucked when they jobbed to roman as champs
No.58362
>Matt is close to being broken
>>58359
>No one cares about Punk after his loss
That's not what I was insinuating. Chicago is still pretty smarky.
No.58363
papa roach still fucking exists?
No.58364
>>58362
So is Philly, but Dunn goes full ham to make those city normalfag cities.
No.58366
>>58364
Not really. They still do pretty good compared to the real normalfag ones.
No.58368
I really wonder if these are legit questions, or just shit Dunn made up for the promo? I got a feeling most of the fan replies would be, "Carly you're hot!" or "WHERE IS THE TIT SWEATER!?"
No.58369
No.58370
>Whales
What the fuck, Lawler?
No.58371
>Cesaro shitting on the misspelling and pronunciation of 'Shesaro'
I love this guy.
No.58372
>king's shirt has its own gold chain
No.58373
Holy fuck do Renee's boobs ever stop growing?
She was practically flat when she first joined WWE and now they're huge.
No.58374
>Boreton getting Nuclear heat for being a boring face
No.58375
>>58373
Maybe she's pregnant
No.58376
This house of horrors match better involve Randy going through a carnival house of horrors with some dude dressed as Frankenstein's monster jumping out at him.
No.58377
>Orton lights the house of horrors on fire with Bray inside
No.58378
>>58375
It would explain why she's wearing a black shirt and they never do close shots on her when they keep doing close shots on those two guys.
No.58379
>CM Punk chants during pre-show
No.58381
>Miz was close to being a main eventer on sd
>Goes to raw and is hosting a talking segment on the pre show
JUST
No.58382
>>58381
He's the only guy I legit like that's good on the mic.
No.58383
No.58384
>Finn not in his tights so we can see his delicious bulge
No.58386
Goddamn Miz works the crowd so well.
No.58387
NXT isn't a country Miz you fucking idiot
No.58389
No.58390
>>58389
>Miz ive been facing bigger men all my life and to be honest I like those odds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
No.58391
>Finn tried to be the bigger man
Somehow I doubt that.
No.58392
>This Ramen shilling
Man, they're really trying to push Ramen.
No.58393
No.58394
>I'm supposed to hate Miz
>Everything he says is true
No.58395
>>58392
It's not that they're trying to push him. He's already been pushed. They're just trying to say you should really like him.
No.58396
SOMEONE KILL THIS JEWISH NEGRO FUCK
No.58397
I'm scared guys. What if Roman doesn't win?! The odds are against him, but he's gotta pull through! He's just gotta! This is #HISYARD™!
No.58400
>>58397
He's not even on screen, you faggot.
No.58402
No.58403
No.58404
Power went out for a sec, what happened?
No.58405
>>58404
Same match from WM; different ending
No.58406
>>58405
Ok thanks man. Have a Sadayo.
No.58407
>>58400
I thought Roman was gonna get a spooky gimmick for a second.
Holy Roman Ringus
No.58408
>>58404
jericho won and is going to smackdown
No.58409
Piss break time already? Heh.
Even as a heel, Perskins is still a faggot (How do you fuck up a heel turn?).
No.58410
>>58407
>tfw no new Roman gimmick where he takes down degenerates
No.58412
I think the mania match was better. I bet this match would be more interesting if they were fighting for the US title.
No.58413
>dat cute long hair daddy in the front row
He's always there and everytime the urge to suck his dick grows stronger
No.58414
Not even the fans are buying this gay-ass ending.
No.58415
>>58414
Dude, this is the one time they're using this ending right. It brings real heel heat to Neville.
No.58416
>>58414
That shit was just fucking retarded. It was more or less another match from a typical Raw episode.
No.58417
No.58418
>>58415
Now that you mentioned it, it's works for Neville's heel heat. I just wish it didn't reek of a Ram episode.
No.58419
>>58418
Yeah, WCW did use that time of ending too and it didn't work that well for them.
No.58420
Okay that was a fucking sick ad for backlash
No.58421
No.58422
>>58420
I guess you could say it was an ad for… Brackrash… YEAAAHHHHHHH
No.58423
>>58419
That shouldn't have been on a ppv card. It works for a Ram episode, but not for a ppv.
No.58424
>>58423
It worked for this ppv. Since it gives Neville some hate he seriously needs right now.
No.58425
>>58424
Yea, I guess you're right. Perkins could use that heat too (and a new intro).
No.58426
Looks like Matt has gone full BROKEN
No.58427
>>58425
all perkins needs is to go back to his CWC theme
No.58428
>matt's eye bursting open from the swing
Fucking hardcore
No.58429
Cory seems to have a tooth fetish.
No.58430
>Pop for Braun
>Pops muted by Dunn
Lol
No.58432
>>58431
she's just a deb wannabe, GOSH
No.58433
>>58431
Don't worry, she won't lose her title in her hometown.
No.58436
Calling it now:
>Bayley wins
>Blm-Femnazi bitch is her rival tomorrow
>Next PPV, BLM-Femnazi bitch beats Bayley
>Spews Blm-socjus every fucking Ram episode
>Blm-Femnazi bitch buries Alexa while Charlotte buries the SD roster.
No.58437
>>58431
Bayley's boring and shit on the mic. I get a little aroused whenever she gets beat up.
No.58438
>>58437
Remember when we used cheer for her like we cheered for Jewberg?
No.58439
>>58438
i still cheer for bayley
No.58440
>>58438
Speak for yourself, man. I never cheered for either because I'm an edgy bastard.
No.58441
>>58440
I never cheered for Jewberg because I remember how much of an unlikable, shitty ass-hole he was. I used to cheer for Bayley until she started to suck.
No.58442
>losing in your hometown
lolwwe
No.58446
Just came home, is this ppv fun?
No.58448
No.58449
No.58450
>>58448
>>58449
Thanks, have a Taelor.
No.58451
>>58447
>>58443
>>58444
I hope she keeps it for a while (and doesn't lose to it to Bayley or Sasha "Blm-Femnazi" Banks).
No.58453
Is that house made of cum why is it glowing
No.58454
>That random scythe by the door
Does EVIL live with Bray?
No.58455
No.58456
>>58452
A House of Spoopy match idk.
No.58457
I chuckled from these comments.
No.58458
I don't know whether to laugh my ass off because of how goofy this B-movie segment is or to hate it completely.
This is a "Match" i guess.
No.58459
This is the match? I mean I get a house of horrors match, but not a literal house.
No.58460
You shouldn't have come here Randy……..
No.58461
>"Hey guys, do you remember Final Deletion? Well, this is insanely more retarded than that."
No.58462
My dad and I did a remodel on a house that looked exactly like this a few years ago. It wasn't nearly as exciting though.
No.58463
I'm surprised it isnt a hoarder's house or something. Bray looks like that sort of guy
No.58464
I wonder what Jim Cornette is thinking right now…
No.58465
>>58464
Probably tying a noose as we speak.
No.58467
No.58468
I really like this in concept, but it's just kinda stupid in execution. It should have been directed by a horror director with Bray as more of a Michael Myers killing machine who's disappearing in and out of hidden pathways.
No.58469
What is this? John Carptenter's Orton vs Wyatt?
No.58470
>>58469
Nigga John Carpenter would have told these guys that they jumped the shark about 5 minutes ago.
No.58471
I hope the driver is randy orton
No.58473
No.58474
No.58475
>Michael Cole trying to make it scary
>Fans are booing
Wow, oh wow
No.58476
>Baeley lost to Overrated bliss
>House of Whores was literally nothing
Also wasn't the shit supposed to end in the ring?
No.58477
>>58473
>>58474
Typical Kevin Dunn
No.58478
No.58479
Hey remember when fucking no budget TNA made the 50/50 magic pre taped and live hardcore match work with the great war? How shit must wwe writers and production crew be to fail this badly
No.58480
Spoilers: this was the house that they gave away during the first In Your House PPV.
No.58481
>>58476
They said they would keep us updated or something.
No.58482
that is what wwe's version of the broken universe will be like. typical wwe not understanding why things get over
No.58483
>>58469
>What is this?
Welcome to the network, son.
No.58484
So it is safe to say Bray's career is pretty much fucked?
No.58485
Again, this music is too epic for this feud.
No.58486
>>58476
Are you mad because the Champion isn't a horse?
No.58487
>>58484
Meh. He's halfway to a Grand Slam. Give him some time.
No.58488
>>58484
Just wait until he goes to japan and becomes the next Stan Hansen.
No.58489
Breaking up the match like that was a mistake. They should have started like a normal match, lights go out, and then the two disappear. They then play that footage, but end it when Bray transporting Randy back to the ring where the match is then finished.
Really though, everything about that was a mistake.
No.58491
>>58488
Like Juice Robinson?
No.58494
>>58491
Juice is the new steve willians.
No.58495
>>58490
holy fuck those japs are cheeky
No.58497
>>58495
Between Wendy's and NJPW's Twitter, this is a great year for shitposting.
No.58502
will randy and bray return next?
No.58503
Anyone know that black refs name? He's my fav ref.
No.58504
>it's another "muh knee" match
No.58505
>>58503
I think thats teddy long's kid
No.58506
Crowd is dead af during this match.
Maybe there's hope for California Who am I kidding?
No.58508
>beating the monster with a roll up
No.58509
Why am I supposed to cheer for Seth again?
No.58510
Sunday Night Raw is going great
No.58511
>>58508
Yup, a Ram PPV that's more like a typical shitty show.
No.58512
>>58508
Its RAM what would you expect?
No.58513
No.58514
>>58508
I swear his shoulder was up the whole time too
No.58517
>>58509
because hes seff FRIGGIN rollens
No.58519
No.58520
>>58516
Triple H is a cuck.
But he's not on CM Punk's level
No.58521
>>58519
>edited
Dude this "match" was shit that's what they're booing
No.58522
I hope to christ fans are livid af if Boreton wins this match.
No.58523
man this house of horrors shit was actually awful
house of EVIL when?
No.58525
No.58526
>>58516
To be honest, Steph is hot as fuck.
No.58528
>>58523
>tfw no evil-chan gf
No.58529
No.58530
No.58531
No.58532
No.58533
>Bray needing to be saved by Los Inloobernables de India
No.58535
>>58532
They tried to make him a Rapefugee heel, but he turned out to be the savior of this shitty match.
They can't sell faces and heels anymore.
No.58536
Ginger is the real winner.
No.58537
Too bad Bray can't get over legitimately, this match was a cluster fuck from start to finish. Can't wait to see the WWE white knight reviewers saying it was good and a brave match.
No.58538
>>58533
i think you mean the Loo-llet club
No.58539
No.58541
>>58537
Do you remember when Bray apparently stole Undertaker's powers?
>The WWE neither.
No.58542
No.58543
>>58537
Bray is pretty fucked with his career.
>40 minute Ramen match
Oh dear fucking lord.
No.58544
No.58545
DAILY REMINDER 8/WOOO/ IS THE BIG DAWG'S YARD
No.58546
No.58547
No.58548
>>58543
>40 minute match between 2 guys who only do squashes
Just fuck my ppv up
No.58549
>>58545
>
>
>DAILY REMINDER 8/WOOO/ IS THE BIG DAWG'S YARD
WONDERRBRAUN SAVE US ALL
No.58550
>>58534
post more charly pls
No.58551
No.58554
Imma just be a Roman fan right now so I won't lose.
No.58555
>>58554
thats what they said about bayley
No.58557
Was the ref ok during that ring explosion with BRAUUNN and Show?
No.58560
>Braun cheers are muted
Oh Dunn
No.58561
>>58560
Fuckin' bucky beaver teeth grumble grumble…
No.58562
>Muting the boos
Nice try Dunn.
No.58563
Jesus fuck, Ramen looks like shit
>>58561
>>58562
>Cory tries to make fans boo Braun when they're already booing Ramen
>Dunn muting and editing the cheer and boos
Yup
No.58564
>>58541
Bray fucking with the Undertaker and going out to him would have been perfect to set him up as the successor. Instead they blow him on a guy who shows up twice a year and pisses off the full time wrestlers and an even shittier Super Cena.
>>58543
Bray and a lot of WWE guys have the talent to get over but the writers are worthless. It's why their biggest talent is imported instead of homegrown.
No.58566
>ROMAN LOOKS GREAT
>Comes in bandaged and out of shape because the dumb, fat Samoan jacked off during his time off
You're not doing your job, Cole.
No.58567
No.58568
>>58566
HE ALWAYS LOOKS GREAT, DAMMIT!
No.58569
LET"S GO STRAUMAN! ROMAN SUCKS
No.58571
In comes fucking Superman Mode
No.58572
>Roman's shit selling
Where are the Roman apologists now?
No.58573
>>58572
>apologists
It's just one fag, and he even isn't here when the shows are on.
No.58574
>That sad mexican guy in the crowd
feels bad hombre
No.58575
This is boring. Strowman usually does better than this so I have to assume roman is dragging him down
No.58576
>>58575
Ramen drags everyone down because the bum can't sell shit. Guys like Braun and AJ can only do so much.
No.58578
>>58575
both wrestlers need someone to carry a match for them
No.58579
>>58573
Not just talking about him. Talking about how he's a good wrestler and shit.
No.58581
No.58583
That was a really good coverup for a botch
No.58584
No.58585
>>58578
I don't think braun NEEDS someone to carry him, but he can't carry someone else.
Oh and I guess that's it. 20 minutes early? Is there anything else after this?
No.58586
No.58587
No.58589
>Roman loses.
Please tell me that the suits gave up on Roman.
No.58590
No.58592
No.58594
Strowman carrying that 2 ton steel step
No.58595
Aw shit nigga he bleedin' for real son.
No.58596
hahaha that face Strowman made
No.58597
>P-Please feel sorry for Roman
No.58598
>I HOPE HE'S OKAY!
THANK YOU STRAUMAN!
>HE LOOKS REALLY HURT!
THANK YOU STRAUMAN!
Damn Cole, you should stop.
No.58599
>>58595
Nah, there's a blood pack underneath the wrap. That area is much thicker compared to the rest of it.
No.58600
No.58601
>being helped out by officials, bleeding everywhere
YOU DESERVE IT
No.58602
I'M NOT FINISH YET!!!
soon….
No.58604
>>58599
He was bleeding from his mouth so probably was in there if anything
YOU DESERVE IT
No.58605
I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU
No.58606
>Over ~15 minutes ahead of time.
This was pointless.
No.58609
>>58606
You could've put finn in a squash match with that 15 minutes.
Or give more time to any other match.
Who booked this crap?
No.58611
HE RIPPED THE FUCKING DOOR OFF
No.58612
>>58611
MY WORDS HAVE BEEN EATEN
No.58613
Thank you Based Strowman.
No.58614
BIG DOG STANDS TALL!
Fucking Ramen
No.58616
>>58615
Too much ass, thanks.
No.58619
>Not Sasha
>Not Bayley
>Not Charlotte
>Not that one diva we will pretend doesn't exist
Did they fire Paige already?
No.58620
Lawler can't even hide his disappointment from that horror match.
No.58621
>>58619
I think she was actually fired or it was something involving her not appearing anywhere besides total divas.
No.58622
King is really trying not to say this match was shit
No.58623
>>58615
>>58617
truly best RAM girl
No.58625
>>58619
>>58621
She hasn't appeared on RAW in over a year. I think the last match i remember her having was at WM32 preshow
No.58626
Sheamus is so much better as a heel.
No.58628
No.58629
>>58624
>Blacked roast beef
Ew
No.58630
>>58624
>ugly pussy mickie
No.58631
>>58629
Like you wouldn't fuck a hot white girl that didn't get raped while she got blacked…
No.58632
Is King a kiss-ass face or a heel? I can't tell.
No.58633
>>58632
He's just there for the money, like all old carnies.
No.58634
>>58624
Should have made an alliance with Becky and called themselves Roast Beef & Potato.
No.58635
>>58634
Don't bully the best girl.
No.58638
>>58634
She went after becky because she hated the women's revolution crap, which is good but becky was the most irrelevant of them. Now that she is on RAW, she should be going after Sasha Banks since she's the poster girl of this wymyns shit and she was the one who disregarded the women's wrestlers of the past.
No.58640
So yea…this PPV…
+Alexa won
+Jander saved the shittiest match in history despite trying to get heat
+Ramen got fucked
+Braun won
+Nevile built legit heat
+CA fans were actually pissed about the PPV being shit
+Miz giving Balor shit
-Jericho v. KO match
-Ramen still stood tall and strong after getting fucked
-Seth v. Joe was boring af
-Cruiserweight was just a typical match on a Monday Night Ram
-Horror match was absolutely awful
-Wyatt still looked like shit and retarded, and is probably fucked career-wise
-Enzo and Cass and their retarded Chinese food shit
-Enzo and Cass burying Bullet Club…again
-Foreigners went heel…again (It's Ruru all over again)
-Cole was really, really bad tonight
-Lawler keeps getting worse
3/10 because of Alexa, Jander, and Braun.
>>58633
Well, yea I know that. It's still sad to see him work like this though.
No.58641
>tfw Bray will never be taken seriously again
No.58642
>>58640
>-Foreigners went heel…again (It's Ruru all over again)
I wasn't watching but did they seriously make Cesaro & Sheamus heel? Sheamus i can understand but it's stupid to make Cesaro a heel. I feared this last week, it hinted that Cesaro at least may turn. Fuck this
No.58643
>>58641
There's only one way, getting the fuck out of this company.
No.58644
>>58643
GOD GAWD ALMIGHTY IT'S WRAY BYATT THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE BULLET CLUB
No.58645
>>58642
Yeah, after fighting the Hardy's they shook their hands and then beat them up. It's another episode of "Everyone that isn't American is a Heel" again.
No.58646
>>58645
They where one of my favorite teams, thank god I stopped watching wwe, I hope Vince don't shit on you guys too much.
No.58647
The sheeple still hating Roman. LOL Sheeple like you are the very reason why wrestling is gay now. Cheering for guys like Nakamura and Sasha Banks is pretty fucking gay.
No.58648
>>58647
Nobody here cheers for the autist known as shinsgay naggamura, he's overrated as shit.
And I'm pretty sure that goes for Sasha
I'd still fuck her though
Yeah I took the bait, bite me
No.58650
>>58646
It feels like every year I say WWE has gone to shit, yet I can't stop watching it. In 2013 you had shit tier booking, Super Cena, and a whole bunch of wrestlers who nobody gave a shit about followed by another group of wrestlers who were there that really shouldn't have been. You had the fucking terrible Authority gimmick and stupid booking that prevented guys with talent like Bray, Ziggler, and Daniel Bryan to get anywhere.
4 years later and it still sucks, except they're more obvious to the fact that WWE's market at this point is young children who like colorful characters and unicorns and will buy cereal at $13 a box.
Lucha Underground Season 3 Part 2 can't come soon enough.
No.58651
>>58648
>Nobody here cheers for the autist known as shinsgay naggamura, he's overrated as shit.
You should see the responses I get from Shitsgay Faggabore-uh fans. They hate it when I talk shit about him in a wrestling message board I post in. They even report my posts for calling him a faggot. So many SJW's love him.
No.58652
Shinsuke is good he just doesnt fit in at WWE at all. Bring him back to njpw
No.58653
>>58651
I told you to fuck off faggot
No.58654
>>58650
I used to be exactly like you, but that fucking taker vs ramen match at mania finally broke me. Seeing one of the greatest legends of the industry being fed to this retarded samoan faggot just broke something in me, I don't think I'll ever watch WWE product for as long as vince is still alive and\or in control of the company.
No.58657
>Everyone jumping ship on WWE
>tfw I still watch because I have no friends and enjoy the taima.tv chat and shitposting here
At least I ain't payin for it
No.58658
>>58653
Nah, I like pissing sheeple like you off.
No.58659
>>58654
LOL You're a sad little faggot aren't you?
No.58660
>>58657
iktfi've got nothing better to do with my time
No.58661
>>58652
This gaijin lover can stay there, we're alright right now.
No.58665
All the commentators, King, and Renee were blown away by the fans saying Ramen deserved to be beaten and bloodied by Strauman. They know he's hated, but they didn't expect this (especially in a normalfag city) I don't think a heel is going to save Ramen if he has that much animosity, and still can't wrestle (It won't stop Vince and Dun though. He'll beat Strauman in Backlash).
San Jose's crowd surprised me. I thought they were going to eat all of this shit up, but I guess it was just the sjws who were really being annoying with Bayley (them or Dunn trying to change up the boos and cheers).
>>58650
If it's consolidation, kids hate Ramen because the guy is such a bum (He's starting getting out of shape for women). There's nothing colorful about him, and sjws don't even like him.
I'm still baffled how Vince and Dunn are so bad at making heels and faces while wrestlers are having such a hard time selling themselves. Jander was supposed to get boo'd, but he got pops for making the horror match less retarded. Despite being a heel, Miz is getting all kinds of pops for bring up some bullshit behind the business even he's still meh in the ring. Sasha is 50-50 despite she's trying to be some kind of face (I'd be okay with her as a heel if her gimmick was about everything wrong with Feminazis and BLM, maybe throw some bullshit about the women's revolution too).
>>58654
The Taker v. Ramen match was horrible, yet it made me watch Ram for a few minutes (just to see how the fans give Ramen shit for retiring the Taker). I laughed my ass off seeing Braun broke character when everyone cheered him for throwing Ramen on a stretcher all over the place (like they thanked Bork for beating up Jewberg).
No.58666
>>58658
Take your goonspeak and fuck off faggot
No.58667
>>58665
Bayley got cheered cause it's her hometown not cause the crowd was sjw. Also I guess her character is a good babyface character I guess but the dialogue writing for her has just been shit lately.
No.58668
>>58665
>If it's consolidation, kids hate Ramen because the guy is such a bum (He's starting getting out of shape for women). There's nothing colorful about him, and sjws don't even like him.
Not even considering three letter word anything for Ramen, he's been booked horribly since 2014. He's one of the few times The Rock got booed, and WWE gives him all these big moments even Cena didn't get because they think otherwise. It's such an amazing disconnect between the fans but it won't change. The only way to salvage him at any point is to turn him mega heel, but that won't happen because they prefer his tweener bullshit.
>I'm still baffled how Vince and Dunn are so bad at making heels and faces while wrestlers are having such a hard time selling themselves.
The writers are fucking garbage, that's why. Most of the storylines I can think of since 2015 have been exactly that where the guy you're supposed to be cheering on is a dick and the guy you're supposed to boo isn't. The one that comes to mind is the "Rusev gets cucked" feud with Ziggler that was absolute dogshit garbage that ended up making Ziggler the heel. Yet since Rusev is one dimensional Russian baddie, he's supposed to be the heel in this situation.
It's bad when wrestling fanfiction writers who show off their wrestling universes by playing WWE 2k14 in their spare time are better at making good plotlines than a team of professional writers working at a multi million dollar corporation.
No.58669
>>58666
Take your own advice and shove it up your ass faggot.
No.58670
>>58669
Alright I'm a reasonable man, so here's a compromise. Learn how to shitpost better or fuck off.
No.58673
>>58665
>San Jose's crowd surprised me. I thought they were going to eat all of this shit up, but I guess it was just the sjws who were really being annoying with Bayley (them or Dunn trying to change up the boos and cheers).
She's from San Jose. No shit, they're going to cheer her on.
What television probably didn't show is that for the almost the entire "House of Horror" segment, the crowd booed the video as it played back on the screens in an otherwise completely darkened SAP Center. The booing was more intense than the hockey game I saw two weeks ago where the visiting team's right wing speared one of our star players in the balls. It was louder than when Kanye West droned on for 25 minutes to explain how he would have voted for Trump in a city where supporters were beaten up on the streets in broad daylight only months earlier. It was quite unlike anything I had ever seen or heard before.
No.58674
>>58673
On a scale of 1 to minus 5 stars how bad was your experience. DId you spend 12 dollars on the souvenir WWE soda cup
No.58675
>>58674
It wasn't $12, it was $8.50. Get the regular coke for $5, spike it with the minibottle you snuck in and you're all set.
No.58677
>>58675
>the minibottle you snuck in
>he only sneaks in one nip
Why even bother?
No.58678
>>58674
>On a scale of 1 to minus 5 stars how bad was your experience.
Forgot to add that it was not bad, but all the Raw clips they play back remind you of how the PPV events somehow don't get the wild shit happening like Strowman's ambulance tipping.
Aside from the bizarre House of Horror segment, the crowd seemed to like it. Not sure how many are locals and how many drove or flew in, although Samoa Joe and Bayley in particular got a warm reception from the audience as they were introduced.
>>58677
I only have two shoes. I suppose I could bring in something in a jacket. It has to be plastic, though, because they have metal detectors at all three gates.
No.58680
>>58678
One last thing I forgot was that I'm the guy in the other thread that got the tickets from a Sharks season ticket holder that couldn't go and that if I had paid for them (or the $350 rate I saw for the lower bowl this morning) I would be quite disappointed.
No.58682
>>58619
>>58621
Good riddance. Disgusting bitch fucked the worst crispy fried house coon nigger possible.
>>58624
Beef curtains.
>>58648
Sasha has a micropenis anon.
t. Massfag
>>58678
>he doesn't freeze moderately-priced white wine in vacuum sealed pint capacity plastic baggies and sew them into the lining of his custom Stinksucker Niggermoregay jacket for covert usage
Pfft, honestly what kind of a man are you?
No.58683
I'm really enjoying this slow burn thing they've got going with the Hardys
like during the match, Matt really seemed to be flickering between Team Xtreme Matt and BROKEN Matt
No.58686
No.58687
>Sheamus finally gets people to like him
>Gets turned heel right away
El oh el.
On the other hand ram finally has a qt3.14 champion. The horse streak is broken.
No.58689
>>58670
Shitposting? I speak the truth. How is that shitposting? LOL
No.58690
>tfw Payback part 2 tonight
No.58695
>>58687
>Bayley
>horse
u blind m8?
No.58696
>>58640
>Cruiserweight was just a typical match on a Monday Night Ram
This gave Neville some real legit heat. I wouldn't consider that a negative. Everything else is fair game.
No.58697
>>58695
You're right mate, I shouldn't have insulted inoki like that.
No.58698
>yfw horse gets the title today
No.58699
>>58698
What would that make her, 27 time women's champion? I lost count after her Charlotte feud.
No.58701
>>58681
Best champion coming through. Who /bliss/ here?
No.58702
>>58701
I'm just happy that the Champion isn't a horse.
No.58704
>>58701
She's cute but the ass is too big.
No.58706
>>58671
>tfw he will never be my boyfriend
>tfw I'll never suck his penis and feel him cum inside me
No.58982
>>58702
>not including the biggest horse of them all
No.58987
>>58982
She's looks more like a mexican retarded boy.
No.59080
>>58640
>-Jericho v. KO match
>being this butthurt that your talentless fatass lost to a superior wrestler
>>58650
>bray
>talent
No.59222
>>58987
She's mexican Jay Leno