No.57886
Making a thread 12 hours in advance in response to yesterday's late RAW thread.
And on tonight's show:
>'Genetically Superior' Charlotte vs 'Big Booty Nigress' Naomi for the women’s championship
>Hope it won't be the main event but fuck me it probably will
>Randy Orton vs Erick Rowan in a No Disqualification match
>AJ Styles vs Baron Corbin, for the second week in a row
>Nakamura will appear for 5mins and won't wrestle
>Will Jinder remain unhindered after becoming #1 contender?
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No.57890
>>57886
>Hope it won't be the main event
what would you prefer? Blandy Boreton vs Boreick Rowan?
No.57892
>'Genetically Superior' Charlotte vs 'Big Booty Nigress' Naomi for the women’s championship
>Hope it won't be the main event but fuck me it probably will
>Randy Orton vs Erick Rowan in a No Disqualification match
>Nakamura will appear for 5mins and won't wrestle
>Will Jinder remain unhindered after becoming #1 contender?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAWWWWWN
No.57894
If Erick Rowan beats Randy Orton tonight, I'll build a shack in the woods and burn it down at night while doing Randy Orton's pose in front of it and post a video of that here.
No.57895
>>57894
>in a No Disqualification match
…are you sure about that, anon?
>>57889
>>57893
Why are these here?
No.57896
>>57894
Reminder that two weeks ago Orton beat Rowan in a match by DQ but after the match, Rowan stood tall over the WWE Champion Randy Orton. That and last week with Jinder becoming #1 contender made me burst out laughing, couldn't take it seriously at all. Still kinda intrigued with all these jobbers enig involved with the WWE title. Also, that in the past two weeks, the WWE title is featured in the opening matches of SD while the US title, which has main event guys like Styles, Corbin and Owens are the ones in the main event. The whole thing seems upside down, still oddly fresh I guess.
No.57897
>>57896
Dont forget that cousin and epic beat american beta.
No.57903
Can't wait to see my queen become champ
No.57904
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>>57886
>Nakamura will appear for 5mins and won't wrestle
Why do they keep doing this? Do they really have nothing for the guy? Couldn't they at least have him go against Ziggler or something? Better yet, Breeze since they already had a match at an NXT live show.
No.57905
>>57903
truly best girl
>tfw Charlotte wont bear your children
No.57907
>>57903
>>57905
>wanting to fuck ric flair
Without her fake tits and excessive makeup, she'd look just like him
No.57909
No.57911
>>57904
I guess they want to save his wrestling debut for something big, and since he can barely speak Enlgish there's not much they can do with him right now
No.57912
Remove the gay community.
No.57920
>>57907
I want to get Ric Flair pregnant
No.57926
>tfw becoming a Ramen fan because of betafaggots
Wat do?
No.57927
>>57926
You kill yourself, of course
No.57928
>>57927
Hey, he's better than Jinder.
No.57930
>>57928
Is the India market seriously that big for Jinder to get a title shot out of nowhere? I mean I've heard rumors of Great Khali matches getting edited to make him see like a bigger deal than he is.
No.57931
>>57930
They just made their online shop available for designated shitters so thats where the push is coming from.
No.57933
>giving (You)'s to cuckchaners
No.57935
>>57911
Yeah, well I've officially moved on to "fuck you" heat after this.
No.57936
Ah, so Nakamura's gonna do an interview.
No.57937
>>57931
> where the push is coming from
If its pajeet, the push is from their ass into the street.
No.57939
THE AUTIST KNOWN AS SHINSGAY NAGGAMURA
No.57940
"The artist known as Shinsuke Nakamura" seems like a weak tagline.
People already make the Prince comparison without it.
No.57941
Why the fuck did they change the font on his titantron
No.57942
Alright. Dolph program confirmed.
No.57943
>>57904
>Ziggler
Prophetic post, anon.
No.57944
>tfw you will never hear mauro screaming SWAGSUKE again
>tfw you wont hear mauro's hype over a bomaye again
No.57945
>Making a thread 12 hours in advance in response to yesterday's late RAW thread.
Good man. I was yesterday's OP and goddamit, we've got to keep the home fires going man.
Fuck yes, Nakamura opens the show.
No.57946
>japamura is michael jackson
No.57948
Jesus this is really fucking awkward
No.57949
No.57951
>>57948
>>57950
Nah, that was pretty good. (short of having a fucking match, goddamn)
No.57952
"the artist known as nakamura" is a fucking awful nickname, I'm guessing vince didnt want people to google Strong Style if he kept king of strong style because they would find some better wrestling
No.57953
>>57952
I wouldn't be surprised if that were true
No.57954
>>57952
STRONG STYLE IS ONE OF THOSE RASSLIN TERMS. KEEP IT OUT OF MY SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT DAMMIT.
No.57955
>>57941
Because Vince and his guys still think it's 1980
No.57956
>>57950
I had no problem with Nakamura's part but Dolph…he dragged out something that should have been a one sentence jab into a two minute cringy monologue.
No.57958
>>57956
What makes him a B player.
No.57959
>Corbin's shirt
Did he just rip it off a metal album cover?
No.57960
>bo dallas vs aj
>fatty owens REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing on mic
No.57961
>>57952
>"the artist known as nakamura"
That reminds me of "The artist formerly known as Goldust"
God I fear the worst
No.57962
Corbin has this weird as fuck look. Extreme baby face, badly thinning hair, weird physique and a constant expression that makes him look perpetually nervous.
No.57963
>tfw you have to kill yourself to put
No.57964
>>57963
fuck, accidentally hit post
>tfw you have to kill yourself to put on a good match with baron corbin
No.57965
>>57959
His entire life is ripping off a metal album cover.
No.57966
>>57962
Its the look of somebody who's a bad guy because his mother didn't love him enough.
No.57967
No.57969
No.57970
I just realized that when AJ doesn't say anything, he suddenly becomes a straight-face rather than a tweener.
No.57971
>Zayn/Corbin feud
well, there's another feud Zayn is losing.
No.57972
Is it just me or does Charlotte look a little…. Orange.
No.57973
Wait what the fuck are the shining stars called now
No.57974
No.57975
>>57972
yeah, it looks like she's wearing Hogan's skin
No.57976
No.57977
>>57973
>Wait what the fuck are the shining stars called now
enhancement talent
No.57978
>>57904
Even better, because it's the WWE they're going to continue to have him do this for months on end, Emmalina style until people fucking hate what could be one of the biggest stars on their roster.
Nakamura had better fucking wrestle next week.
No.57979
>>57930
India's economy is on the rise, there's a billion people there and wrestling is a cultural institution there. You do the math.
No.57980
>>57978
Curt Hawkins needs to fly his ass over to Smackdown next week so he can job to Nakamura.
No.57982
>>57947
Goddamit JBL, eat a fucking dick you okie shitkicker. Mauro was based.
No.57983
>>57974
>>57976
Y'know, I was trying to be cute with my answer, but then I realized that their actual name is the part of your intestines right before your asshole.
No.57984
>>57983
All I can think about is that reality TV show Hogan had where he went get a colon cleanse in one episode.
No.57985
SD tag division is dead af
No.57986
>>57984
Oh wow… I just realized the Colons have "Colon" printed on their asses.
No.57987
No.57988
>>57986
>>57983
>get retarded new name
>job to American Alpha who is finally allowed to actually do something
No.57989
>>57983
Oy do ye get et. Cause theyre shite OHOHOHOHOH
No.57990
>>57988
>finally allowed to actually do something
Everyone says they're not getting over because they're not allowed mic time like in NXT. That doesn't seem to have changed.
No.57991
>>57981
Oh man, I remember that tranny. There was a thread on /b/ maybe a year ago linking to their chaturbate where they were coked out of their mind and having some kind of nervous breakdown. It eventually started sticking a dildo up its ass which came out shit covered. Man, what a fucking train wreck.
No.57992
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEsev doesn't like dbry and Shane
No.57993
>people have problem's with nakamura's english but are fine with becky's
No.57995
>>57991
> which came out shit covered
No.57996
I love how James ellswood is literally part of the Woman's division now.
No.57997
>>57996
His pharoah outfit is pretty dope
No.57998
>>57996
daily reminder this fuck has wins over aj styles
No.57999
>>57998
but smagdown always wins xdddd
No.58000
>>57998
Was he actually conscious for ANY of them? Or was he draped over the body on all of them?
No.58001
>>57999
How salty do you have to be to get legitimately upset over wins that were played for laughs.
No.58002
Rowan's new theme is "generic redneck shit with weird midi bells", but he still has the meme mask?
No.58003
>>58002
Rowan's theme reminds me more of the main theme from the movie Commando
No.58004
>>58002
>new theme
He's had that theme years ago. You just never hear it because he's either being irrelevant or injured.
No.58005
>no DQ match
>ref is still yelling at everyone to go back into the ring
No.58006
they need to put Rowan in a tag team because he can't survive on his own
No.58007
When is the street shitter going to do his run-in.
No.58008
>>57998
Look at this mark, working himself into a shoot.
Who gives a shit, when it's obvious Ambrose staged them all for him?
No.58009
Did Rowan just genuinely actually get himself hurt after that cartoon-tier obviously forced pretending to teeter on the edge of falling?
No.58010
I guess not, but then why cut to commercial in the middle of a fucking match?
No.58011
>>58010
Are you kidding? They do that all the time.
No.58012
>>58010
How long have you been watching wrestling?
No.58013
>>58009
>>58010
>Getting worked
No.58014
How can Rowan carry that 500lb steel step?!
No.58015
STOP FUCKING SAYING HOUSE OF WHORES, THIS IS THE SAME SHIT WITH THE ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE
No.58016
>>58014
Same way strowman can lift a 500 ton ambulance.
No.58017
>>58011
>>58012
>hurr durr
It's a retarded practice no matter how long anyone's watched wrestling, it's terrible television. Kills the entertainment factor. Commercialfag in between matches or during BORING talking segments that nobody gives a fuck about.
No.58018
>>58015
House of whores, ultimate thrill ride, I like black guys… when did wrestling get so lewd?
No.58019
Man smackdown has been fucking shafted.
No.58020
LOS INLOOBERNABLES DE INDIA
No.58021
No.58022
Jinder's getting a lot better on the mic.
inb4 Orton bitches him out because lol move over new stars, nevermind he's built like a brick shithouse
No.58023
Jinder just wants to take a shit in the ring.
No.58024
No.58025
>>58017
Bro, I'm not trying to get on your case. I just don't know how you didn't know that.
Also, stop avatarfagging, faggot.
No.58026
>pooinloo pulls the race card
No.58027
>>58025
>being butthurt
>over images on an imageboard
No.58028
Hey now, maybe someone at Smackdown fucking gets it. This segment actually makes Mahal look pretty badass.
No.58029
>creating a new rivalry with belt-thief pooinloo before finishing the one with spookyman
No.58030
>>58027
>type >>58017
>Talk about people being butthurt
uh huh.
No.58031
>>58029
Everything about snek vs spookyman shat the bed. I'm glad they're moving on tbh.
Hey now, who is this semen demon?
No.58032
>>58028
>badass
>by bringing two smaller poos out to gang up on snek
No.58033
>Literal stripper gimmick
Into the trash it goes
No.58034
>>58031
Rusev's wife you fuck. Repect the ring bitch
No.58035
Oh fuck, that was Lana. So disappointed in muh dick… I should recognize dat ass anywhere.
No.58037
>>58032
AJ had the club starting out. KO had Jericho. Alexa had Mickie.
Ganging up is a heel thing, if you hadn't noticed.
No.58038
>>58037
>tries to explain heel vs face to people that know
>thinks heel tactics are "badass"
wew
No.58039
>>58032
atleast pooman stood tall
No.58040
No.58041
>vfw firing pooinloo tomorrow
No.58042
>>58038
Well, I'm assuming you're the same guy who didn't realize TV shows have commercials, so why would I think you knew anything?
And yes, heels are badass.
No.58043
>gays vs attitude era facepaint
No.58044
Breezango makes me beat my clock alright
No.58045
>>58042
>asking why the commercial is timed in the middle of a match where no other television show or sport would ever do the equivalent = "HURR WHAT U NO KNO WUT COMMERCIAL IS?????? XDXDXDX"
>>>/gaycommunity/
No.58046
No.58047
>breezeango gets a push
FUCKING YES
No.58048
>the gay community wins
>/wooo/ celebrates
No.58049
>The current state of The Ascensions
No.58050
>>58048
It's all to build to my dream match of aj and the club vs the gay community at mania next year
No.58051
>come watch me, the king of the untalented losers
No.58052
Will Neville ever cheer up?
No.58053
So do you think Breeze is getting a title shot as a "thank you" for cross-dressing?
No.58054
>repeat of one of the best rivalries of all time
No.58055
>>58051
>Being big = talent
Size Queen.
No.58056
>>58055
>manlets and betas make up terms to hide their insecurity over being little men
No.58057
So they seem to be tipping their hand that the "house of horrors" match is gonna be a pre-recorded outside-the-arena streetfight in a spoopy location.
See: Bray's referances to "every room you enter".
No.58059
>>58056
>Make up terms
"Size queen" refers to how you are a lady (or boipussy) who loves only big dicks.
Also, why would the size of wrestlers that I like correlate to my own size? Are you fucking stupid?
No.58060
>>58056
Dragon Lee is better than your favorite wrestler, Vince.
No.58061
>>58059
>insecure manlet beta is part of the gay community and just can't stop thinking about dicks
No.58062
>>58061
>This projection
Okay Vince. You win. Sorry I interrupted your wank.
No.58063
>>58062
>insecure gay manlet beta gets BTFO so hard he tries a "no u" argument like it's 2007 again
No.58064
>>58060
not if Vince can hire dragon lee!
hes actually in talks with wwe, sadly
No.58065
>>58063
>Size queen continues to project as he shoots salt from every orifice.
I already told you that you won, Vince. I'm not going to suck your dick, no matter how you beg.
No.58066
>my girl charlotte in the main event
No.58067
>>58064
I've heard about this, looks like we can't have nice things in the current year.
No.58068
So wow, last night's Raw felt like it went on for god damn days.
Tonight felt like it was over in a snap.
No.58069
>>58054
Ok, I take it back, everything about snek vs spookyman shat the bed except for this moment. This is easily top 5 best moments of the year material. Why is my name on this? is easily #1
No.58070
No.58071
No.58072
>Charlotte so exhausted she can only rest her face in the vag as she pins.
No.58073
>women's match that actually involves wrestling instead of 30 minutes of talking ends in a clusterfuck
Waste of time.
No.58075
Charlotte was presenting for Naomi
No.58076
>>58073
>Waste of time
This is the start of a Charlotte face turn, in case you didn't notice.
No.58077
>>58076
>face Charlotte
I'm listening.
No.58078
>>58077
Face Charlotte is like face Orton. You think you want it until it finally happens and then you just want things to go back to the way it used to be.
No.58079
>>58076
>caring about women's wrestling
No.58080
>>58077
Natty will lead a clique of mean girls; Charlotte will find an ally in Becky.
Naomi will ???
>>58078
They might use the AJ Styles model. i.e. "Events have made me a face, but I still MOSTLY act like an asshole."
No.58081
>Not caring about women's wrestling
No.58082
>>58080
stay champ because why not
No.58083
>>58082
Well, she was clutching that belt after the match like it was her last banana.
No.58085
>there are people on /woo/ right now who care for the shit higher up's cocksleeves do in-ring
No.58086
>Team Rush Hour wins.
I'm ok with this.
No.58087
this drew gulak gimmick is actually pretty good
No.58088
>>58087
He's really good, don't fall for the memes.
No.58089
>>58088
>Drew "Zero Dimes" Gulak
No.58090
>>58088
yeah i used to think he was a nothing guy until I saw a really good AAW match between him and jeff cobb
I didnt see much for him in wwe though tbh
No.58091
>>58090
Watering down talent is what wwe does better.
No.58092
>>58091
you would think with 7 hours of programming a week they could have people putting on long/great matches especially with the talent there. Everyone has to get their shit in though, go have your samey 10 minute match, that'll get you over.
No.58099
>Resident Smack Talker 'Big Bantz' Baron lays waste to boring Sami Zayn
Baron's best moments are always on Talking Smack, he should appear more on that show and less on SD Live.
No.58103
>>57947
>It's all about Swagsuke! YAYO!
is he aware that yayo means cocaine?
No.58106
>SD literally only has one face tag team because the new day is stuck in traffic I guess
>They have to push a jober heel tag team as the n1 contenders against another heel team
Its a good thing the superstar shakeup™ happened and solved all the depth problems
No.58110
My boys Breezango pulled it off. Fuck the haters. Breezango next tag champs best champs of all time longest reign forever 800 years of Breezango bay bay
No.58112
I know Breezango will probably lose to the Dindusos to set up New Day vs Usos, but I really want Breezango vs New Day feud instead.
No.58114
>>58112
At least they're getting a build up.
No.58216
Remember how the Bad Blood PPV was supposed to be coming back in July this year as a PPV for Raw?
It's now been changed to a brand new PPV titled Great Balls of Fire
https://twitter.com/AACenter/status/857973196364029952
No.58217
>>58216
>replacing blood with balls
there's no way this isn't an intentional fuck you to the women's division
No.58222
>>58216
I can't wait for the announcers or promos where they have to say great balls of fire.
THIS SUNDAY AT THE GREAT BALLS OF FIRE PAY PER VIEW
No.58226
>>58216
hehe, balls
hey beavis, you know what happens when you bang a dirty slut?
you get great balls of fire, hehe
No.58229
huhuhuh
FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE
No.58230
>>58229
>tfw MTV didn't let him say "fire" anymore after some kid torched a house
No.58234
I had a feeling this was going to happen, that once Charlotte came to Smackdown, her matches would be the main event. I hate this "womyn's revolution" crap. Yet these SJW's eat it up.
No.58235
>>58216
Wwe is finally learned how to use memes. Make a stupid name, smarks will make fun of it, spread it to facebook and shit and you normalfags will pick it up. Free publicity at its finest.
No.58237
>>58216
Wait lesnar isn't gonna defend his title till fucking july? What is this shit?
No.58238
>>58237
Looks like it, and I think da big dawg will be the center of raw again until then.
No.58239
>6 PPVs in the next 86 days
No.58240
>same time posting on this dead ass board
No.58241
>>58240
Don't underestimate /woo/'s autists!
No.58242
>>58237
Rember when they took the tile off big butt nigress because she couldnt defend it in 30 days?
No.58243
No.58244
>>58239
SIX FUCKING PAYPERVIEWS
No.58265
They both look quite alike