No.56443
First for the BIG DAWG no selling getting murdered by braun
No.56445
deedily doot deedily doot
No.56446
>tfw no more crimson queen
No.56447
>>56443
Now I honestly doubt that Ramen and Strowman will get drafted
No.56448
>>56446
Maybe now she can finally do porn
No.56449
>>56447
I wouldn't put it past WWE. I mean, them feuding would mean a mastodon has to lose
No.56450
>>56442
Nigra becky a cute!
No.56452
>>56451
>finally gets the title
>suddenly the most over act in wrestling
sports entertainment nowadays debuts and takes your title
Karl boy doesn't have luck.
No.56453
SD picks
>seffer
>char
>kev
>joe
No.56455
SD is getting
>kevin owens
>chris jericho
>charlotte
>the shining stars
>BEEG
>the drifter
No.56456
>>56453
also maybe the club
No.56457
>tfw always hear that fucking Wrestlemania theme everytime I hear "green light"
God damnit fuck you Vince
No.56461
>>56458
Lupe's taking that, he once beat a clearly sandbagging Daigo Umehara.
What are some examples of Eva Marie's entrepreneurial activities?
No.56462
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>56458
also
>Eva Marie
>not Xavier Woods or Kenny Omega
No.56463
Braun in SD would be cool.
No.56464
>>56463
Hey, buddy, I think you got the wrong door. The leather club's two blocks down.
No.56467
https://cytu.be/r/76chan
smackass will be played 8pm EST. But come in early (because its gonna be dead without u guys.)
No.56470
>>56468
>cenaposter telling me to fuck off
No.56471
>>56470
>facebook filename
>/leftypol/ posting
No.56473
>>56442
Becky needs to go full autism on the steampunk already
No.56474
>>56473
Becky needs to job to Charlotte
No.56477
>>56474
Oh, Becky and Naomi are going to be Charlotte's designated bitches.
No.56478
>Salty Purotists deleted the Smackdown link in taima
No.56480
No.56481
No.56482
Don't know why Kevin Owens shaved. Beards on fat people go together like peanut butter and jelly.
No.56483
kevin's double chin is embarrassing
No.56484
>AJ THIS MUCH OF A TOP GUY
No.56486
>tfw cant see beardless owens
No.56487
AJ on the midcard US title scene?
For fucks sake.
No.56490
>>56487
hes just there because nobody would give a fuck about sami vs baron, AJ/Orton is the next feud
No.56491
>>56490
After Wyatt loses that is.
No.56492
>orton
can this lazy fuck die already?
No.56493
>rowan left behind on smackdown
Lol get fucked
No.56494
No.56495
>>56493
Big Red is getting that Big Push, brother
No.56496
No.56497
No.56498
>>56495
Well, i said the same thing about strouman in the past, who knows?
No.56499
No.56500
>>56492
>yfw Orton vs Nakamura happens
No.56501
>>56500
Don't even kid about that.
I've disliked the other lazy fag too even on his new japan days.
No.56502
It just isn't as interesting.
He fucking baptized himself in ashes. If that didn't win, what will.
No.56503
So what the fuck is a house of horrors match
No.56504
>>56503
bray uses spooky shit and randy uses his Snek stand to fight off evil
No.56505
>>56503
I'm hoping they're literally fighting in a carnival house of horrors with random skeletons and ghosts popping out of nowhere.
No.56506
>>56503
Another wwe's final deletion, this time with matt help in editing
No.56507
>>56463
>No AJ response pics
Wew, the state of this board.
Also, lawd hammercy Jeebus, the thighs on that semen demon in the middle.
No.56508
No.56509
>>56505
maybe we'll get snuka's corpse falling from the rafters for an interference finish helping randy win
No.56511
>one of the most over tag teams on nxt
>get's to main roster
>just to cease existing
BRAVO VINCE
No.56512
Phillips has done a decent job in Mauro's spot but its just not the same
No.56513
>>56511
>implying Steph still looks good
No.56514
>>56512
>Tom will never facefuck the shit out of you
No.56518
>>56513
She was hot on WM.
No.56519
>>56518
It was better than last year's, I'll admit.
No.56523
Uce just got dumped on his head
No.56525
>the fucking shining stars
No.56526
UCE NIGGAZ STILL BALLIN
DAY 1 ISH
No.56529
>tfw have to use fucking virus pop up streams because of that Purotist
No.56530
>mfw the A show is only getting table scraps
No.56531
>>56527
also
>mojo vs jinder
No.56532
>jump in late
>see the usos cheat their way to victory again
No.56533
No.56535
>These fucking commercials keep using that Icona Pop song
No.56537
>>56522
Oh God I hope not. It's unbelievable how many people have rose colour glasses for that guy. They must have given him 100 chances and with the exception of a couple high spots, he never actually got over. And people back then knew it, I don't know why people now don't remember.
No.56538
No.56539
>>56492
>cenaposter doesn't like one of the greatest building-burning modern wrestlers of all time
No.56540
>Smackdown getting BTFO'd
No.56541
>>56537
He was bretty gud in njpw
>>56538
He's autistic? If so yes.
No.56542
No.56543
>>56541
>He's autistic?
Nah, he's seems like a dudebro normalfag. Bork is /ourguy/.
No.56544
>>56542
YOU JUST NOTICED IT NOW?
No.56547
No.56549
>Gronkowski and Mojo
What kind of Slav doesn't remove Kebab?
No.56550
>>56548
He's actually a pajeet
No.56552
>>56548
mojo is kebab actually
No.56553
>>56550
And he did a terrible job diagnosing my computer problems last week.
No.56556
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ time!
No.56557
>>56552
>Dean Jonathan Muhtadi
>Muhtadi
No.56559
>>56555
>those trips
This is hitting a little close to home
>My Words Cause REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.56560
>>56555
This is literally how Vince books matches.
No.56561
>>56557
Did someone say Butabi?
No.56562
No.56563
>Naomis sideplates just say Naomi
No.56565
>Dat becky
INCREASE THE STEAM
No.56566
Kek, watch for the swerve. Tamina snuka incoming.
No.56567
No.56568
No.56569
No.56570
>hyping up Charlotte
>get Tamina
WEW
No.56571
Isn't Snuka persona non grata?
No.56574
I like how Tamina is supposed to be some sort of heavy in the Divas division, and she's barely bigger than the other girls.
No.56575
>You'll never rest your head on Charlotte's lap while she breast feeds you with her giant fake tits…
No.56577
>Charlotte
>biggest acquisition
This shit's so annoying. Are we seriously pretending anyone gives a shit here Vinny?
No.56581
>>56579
Don't bully Viper!
No.56582
No.56583
>>56581
>those love handles
No.56584
No.56585
>>56581
>Viper
>Doesnt tell people to kill themselves
No.56587
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>56581
I'd bully her with this deeeeiiicckkkk
No.56591
No.56592
No.56597
Aiden has a nice physique, no homo.
No.56598
>>56596
a fat woman actually isnt better for reproduction and could be harmful to the child if shes really big
No.56599
>opera singing gimmick
Doesn't he know what happened to the last guy that tried to have an intellectual gimmick?
No.56600
>>56596
That isn't curvy, that's just fat.
No.56601
Jesus, Smackdown really needs a credible tag-team.
No.56602
>not liking all women except rainbow colored hair ones
No.56603
>>56598
>citation needed
>>56600
>muh curvy meme
No.56604
>>56602
>Not liking feminine men
The best of both worlds
No.56606
What a massive package, AJ.
No.56607
>>56603
>curvy meme
Nigger are you fucking kidding me.
She's literally fat.
No.56608
>>56596
Cool self portrait bro
No.56609
Are you ready for the post-smackdown season finale of Chrisley Knows Best, /wooo/?
No.56610
>>56607
>>56608
>being this butthurt
No.56611
>>56581
>>56609
>>Is Chrisley related to pawnstars? Cause his mom looks a lot like rick's dad.
No.56613
That camera work made me dizzy.
No.56615
No.56617
No.56618
>>56615
>believing the government
No.56619
No.56620
>>56619
>hating one of the most underrated dudes
No.56621
>ziggler meming gets interrupted by the dancing violin jap
No.56624
>>56618
>not believing your government wants you to have healthy children so they can offload national debt
>not knowing they want you to have healthy kids so your healthy kids can pay for the sick people
No.56625
>Ziggler vs Nakamura
Is it okay to mark out?
No.56626
>>56623
He shouldn't be this rude with yoshi tatsu.
No.56627
Still pretty over in his second week, wonder how long this is gonna last
No.56628
>>56625
Yeah, as long as you accept that you'd be a total mark for doing it.
MUH WORKRATE
No.56630
>>56625
>being a mark for ziggler
No.56631
>>56620
Read this factual fact, pls.
>>56537
No.56632
>That text on Naks tron
Why not just make it that faux asian text
No.56633
>>56623
>he said mean things so cucks with too much time on their hands that don't even watch wrestling will throw a shitfit until he gets fired
No.56634
>Nakamura with a mic
GLORIOUS ENGRISH PLEASE
No.56636
No.56637
No.56638
No.56639
THEY MADE ZIGGLER JOB TO SOME AUTISTIC FAGGOT THAT CAN'T EVEN TALK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.56640
>>56636
FUCK VANILLA MIDGET GOOK WRESTLING
No.56641
>>56636
He and MiSu as a tag team sometimes was pretty cool too.
No.56642
>>56640
>FUCK VANILLA MIDGET GOOK WRESTLING
>he thinks American wrestling is in a good state
No.56643
>Shinsuke not in a match yet again
No.56644
>>56639
Nobody could get Nakumura's strikes over like Ziggler.
Nakamura can also sell well
Still poor Ziggy.
No.56645
>>56642
>he likes flipping around and giving himself brain damage
No.56647
>>56640
>vanila midget
>ace is tall as reigns, more over and has great matches every month
No.56648
No.56649
>>56646
>tfw he's actually bo dallas's evil split personality
No.56650
>>56648
They're already feuding with The Revival.
No.56651
>>56647
reminder that Okada isn't a traitor like Nakamura and will never leaver for WWE
No.56652
>>56648
I'm more surprised about gallows and anderson not being there.
No.56653
>>56644
Poor Ziggy? He's going to be in the most exciting feud on SmackDown. That buildup was awesome and i'm super hype for the match now.
No.56655
>>56645
>he likes Roman burying everyone he likes
No.56657
No.56658
>new day coming to shit up smackdowny
No.56660
No.56661
No.56662
>>56649
Come to think of it, you never see them both in the same place at the same time.
Hmm….
No.56663
>>56645
>he likes flipping around and giving himself brain damage
wut?
No.56664
>>56650
disregard this post of mine.
No.56665
No.56666
>>56652
Maybe they'll help AJ in the main event
No.56667
>>56663
THAT MAN WAS NEVER IN THE WWE STOP SPREADING THESE LIES IT'S DOWNRIGHT CRUEL
No.56668
No.56670
>>56666
The club confirmed.
No.56671
>>56658
Well, who else are they going to give the tag titles to? There's only like, three credible teams on that show. Shit, Smackdown should get them and Anderson & Gallows.
No.56673
No.56674
>>56672
>filename
FAKE NEWS
No.56675
>>56671
Give the titles to Breezango
No.56678
>american version of ninja warrior appears
>it's reality show'd up complete with cutaway "interviews" where the original was just the event and action itself
Getting back into wrestling reminds me why I stopped watching TV.
No.56679
>>56678
How much are you willing to bet that the actual action in the american version is scripted as well?
No.56680
>>56678
Mah nigga
>tfw wrassling made you stop care for the current shitty vidya industry
No.56681
>this fucking loser with his faux-80s nostalgia outfit stole my "loserweight" meme
No.56682
>>56681
Kek, Heyman looks legit terrified.
No.56684
>>56679
>>56680
Makes me yearn for the days of MXC, where the localization was a dank meme dub of a genuinely entertaining show. No doubt that the "people" running the courses are told to fuck up at X point.
No effect on vidya, I manage to find entertaining things
No.56685
>>56684
And then occasionally they'd throw in an obvious ringer who could run the course perfectly.
No.56686
WHAT'S THIS? SHANE MCMAHON ENTERS THE RING WITH A STEEL CHAIR
No.56688
>mfw ram gets both midcard titles
No.56689
BIG BREAKFAST BANTER BAD BOY BARON
No.56690
>>56688
Whoever is US champion goes to Smackdown.
No.56691
Baron is like that edgy teenager and the ref is his teacher.
SHUDDUP
No.56692
>BOron Corbin possibly beating Kevin Owens in amount of time spent shouting angrily in the ring instead of wrestling
No.56693
>>56690
Owens is going to win since Jericho is going on tour with Fozzy soon.
No.56695
>>56688
Wew, dem tittays sure don't look 49.
No.56696
>>56693
You're going on the list.
No.56697
No.56698
>that fucking botch
>he clearly let go of the pin intentionally
No.56699
>United tried to take my seat
No.56700
No.56701
Why is the ref wearing latex gloves?
No.56702
>>56701
he had to check sami for explosives before the match
No.56703
>>56701
He's going to invite AJ to the gay community.
No.56704
>>56701
He thought it was a deathmatch.
No.56705
>>56701
He moonlights as a proctologist on weekends.
No.56706
>>56699
>Not calling up Tex and Chad
Wtf are you even doing SD. Also why is this 3 way still going….
No.56707
>>56701
AND NOW THEY'RE GONE WHERE DID HE PUT THEM?
No.56708
>>56702
This is the best answer.
No.56710
Remember when I was the wwe champ?
No.56711
No.56712
>>56710
It's ok AJ you've gotten more over in a year than almost the entire roster.
No.56714
>>56713
>angry fatty owens sleeps with aj styles in public.mp4
No.56716
>>56714
>sleeps with
he wasn't that fat those days
No.56718
Im tired of brian kendrick, hes probably my most hated cruiser wait, brother
No.56719
>>56718
>hating on the man plan
hi paul
No.56721
>>56720
Where do you think?
No.56722
>>56721
Over the metaphorical wall?
No.56724
TJ getting that Sanada hair
No.56725
No.56726
>>56725
I missed that, what did he do?
No.56727
>people on /wooo/ watch 205 live
No.56728
>>56727
>people on /wooo/ don't watch 205 live
No.56729
>>56727
I'm just waiting for talking smack.
No.56730
>>56728
>people on /wooo/ like to watch loserweights flip around like ballerinas
No.56731
>>56727
>People on /wooo/ watch wrestling
No.56732
>>56727
It's only because Talking Smack is after
No.56733
>>56730
>people on /wooo/ doesn't watch a show with Roman
No.56736
>Finn may be injured again
No.56737
>the most entertaining part of 205 live is the matches
>they waste time trying to entertain with shitty cliche stories
No.56738
>>56736
>>Finn may be injured again
WHAT?
No.56739
No.56740
>>56738
He got concussed iirc.
No.56741
No.56742
>>56737
wwe's product is literally this to be fair.
No.56743
>>56739
CAN'T HINDER JINDER
No.56744
>>56740
>concussion
Boy I can't wait to see him join Dbry in having a crappy talk show and playing "general manager" while being forbidden from ever wrestling again because Benoit once existed.
No.56745
>>56743
The fuck? Why did he keep going after connecting? You'd think after he felt his arm connecting he would pull back…
No.56746
>TJ is a cocky lil shit as a heel
Fits.
No.56747
>>56745
PUNJAB STRONG STYLE MAGGLE
No.56748
No.56749
>>56745
He thinks wrestling is real.
No.56750
>>56743
First Ramen and now this? Did they tell him that he's going to be future endeavored?
No.56751
>shitty worker
>obviously juiced he should change his gimmick to a fucking machine
>is literally a jobber
How's this nigga not fired yet?
No.56752
No.56755
No.56756
TJ "Emily did nothing wrong" Perkins
No.56757
>>56751
What are you going to do, file a change.org petition?
https://archive.is/Yst72
No.56760
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS MATCH STILL GOING ON?
No.56762
No.56763
>>56760
gotta buildup heel tjp brother
No.56764
>>56759
is tokyo joshi good or is just a meem promotion?
No.56766
>>56764
All Japanese wrestling is a meme.
If it was actually good, it would just do well here like their cartoons.
No.56767
>>56764
it's good, but don't only worth getting into if you're into already jap shit and joshi
No.56769
>Neville recruited TJP to his Scoia'tael
No.56770
>Ziggler mentions dark matches
No.56771
THIS MAN IS KILLING THE BUSINESS RIGHT NOW, SOMEONE STOP HIM!
No.56772
>>56768
>defending inferior wrestling
No.56773
OK seriously guys. The whites of Renee's eyes are off, right?
No.56774
>>56772
Was he? I don't know what the fuck that even meant…
No.56775
>>56773
Something is wrong
No.56776
No.56777
No.56778
Jinder has the same thing. I wonder if Renee is just a mud or something..
No.56779
Katsuyori Poobata on Talking Smack
No.56782
>>56781
>bry will never bully alexa anymore
No.56783
>>56782
He'll bully Charlotte instead
No.56784
No.56785
>>56783
This would be fun.
No.56786
>KO made D-Bry do the yes chant
wew
No.56789
>New Day gonna be on Talking Smack at some point
No.56790
>>56789
Oh boy, they really wanna have dbry making references about paige.
No.56792
>>56788
Is that what Kev was talking about?
No.56793
>>56792
Jinder Mahal fucking up anyone who tries to grab his brass ring.
No.56794
>Tamina returns to a Grandmaster Sexay pop
>Primo and Epico are now on Smackdown with the same gimmick as the Usos apparently
>Orton is back in his "not give a shit" mode
>Rusev and Lana seem to be going separate ways
>More endless Zayn vs Owens matches for the next 10 years
>Nakamura doesn't wrestle and tries to talk with a mouthguard in even though is English is already bad
>AJ Styles is going back to being a bland babyface
Guess WWE is back to sucking
No.56796
>>56794
It's not all bad. Smackdown now has Jinder Mahal to give everyone you don't like concussions.
No.56798
>>56792
Well it sounded like it.
No.56801
No.56802
>>56798
It did sound like it…
No.56803
>>56792
This led to Finn getting a concussion
No.56806
>Tamina finally returns after god knows how long
>Her return is a joke about how no one cares about her
LEL.
>>56783
Brian only bullies people who are somehow even shorter than him, charlotte is going to bully him instead.
No.56807
I really didn't enjoy this episode, was a total slogfest for me.
KO's opening promo was great, shitting on America as a Canadian bastard got him quite a lot of heat and as he challenged the whole SD roster, was an American patriot going to come up and save the day? Nope, it was a heel, Baron Corbin who just bores the audience, killed all of KO's heat. Then Sami Zayn shows up to endlessly challenge KO and this happened despite the fact that he pleaded with Angle on RAW for 2 weeks straight to not send him on SD, and now he happily joins SD. Finally AJ shows up and I'm confused, is he a babyface now or not? Either way nobody gives a shit they'll just cheer for him right? A faggot hating redneck that said that on a post WM33 match interview said that him and Shane just fighting each other to settle their differences was the most American thing to do, in my eyes he was the only person who should've challenged KO, and should've stated some USA loving points.
All in all, what had potential really ended up as a very disappointing segment in my eyes, but that's WWE for you. Killed any excitement I had for the rest of the episode, but superstar shitup somehow made shit even worse. Fuck RAW for taking people like Bray, Miz and Alexa Bliss, people SD made great, who'll most likely be buried anyway. The only people I'm content with which SD got were Rusev and KO, Lana seems to be entering the women's division and man, after her shit performance at WM32 last year, I thought she wouldn't get in the ring ever again. At least the tag team match and the main event were good.
>>56522
>>56617
Shelton will return when the new day appears and he joins them baybeeeeeeeee
No.56809
>>56739
>>56745
>>56748
>>56749
>>56793
>Finn Balor aka Prince Devitt
>Got popular wrestling in Japan, a place known for its stiff strikes
>Can't take a stiff forearm from a jobber without concussing himself
>Injures himself two weeks into his return
>There are people who seriously bolieve in a Balor vs Lesnar match
B+ PLAYER
Send his 190 pound ass to 205 live.
No.56810
>>56809
he must be high as fuck in that pic
No.56812
>>56810
Adding in bloodshot eyes is part of the JUST edit.
No.56815
>>56807
>shelton on new gay
No.56816
>>56802
They actually got married.
maybe this is why vince put him on SD?
No.56817
>>56806
>Brian only bullies people who are somehow even shorter than him
He used to bully Ryback a lot.
No.56819
>>56816
its all a total divas angle, brother
No.56820
>>56816
Ziggler said that he helped get Dean on RAW and always keeps flirting with Renee. It means shit, Ziggler can't even get over in sex, keep fucking porkers like Amy Schumer Ziggles
No.56822
>>56807
>Shelton joining the new day
if that happens, it's going to be like Demolition or the The Road Warriors before they died off.
No.56823
>>56794
>Orton is back in his "not give a shit" mode
They really have to upgrade the graphics on that Snek in his entrance. Shit looks like it was made in 1999 by a high schooler.
No.56824
>>56809
Balor always looks malnourished and sleep deprived.
No.56825
>>56823
That snek is lazy looking as the wrestler it represents.
No.56829
>>56816
His faingirls are already mad.
No.56831
>>56829
Why does Ambrose seem to have more fangirls than Ramen or Rollins?
No.56832
>>56831
Honestly I have no idea.
No.56833
>>56831
Dean is the only one who can cut a decent promo. Plus all the girls now know that Rollins' package isn't that impressive.
No.56834
>>56829
>>56832
I cant wait to see the reactions of waifufags here once their wrestlefus get married
No.56835
>>56831
His gimmick makes him more attractive to the unhinged.
Rollins and Reigns probably have more fangirls.
No.56836
>>56740
>concussion
Oh great.
How long is he signed with WWE?
No.56837
>>56809
Anyone who can't break 200lb should be on 205 live.
No.56839
>>56837
He's Hunter's fuckboy, I doubt he would let this happen.
No.56911
>>56833
>Dean is the only one who can cut a decent promo
No.59372
>>56456
Man what the fuck is Sting doing nowadays!?
WTF!?
No.59373
>>59372
That's what happens when you get buckle bombed into retirement.
No.59381
>>59373
Going to WWE was Sting's biggest mistake.
No.59384
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>59381
Not going to the WWE in 2011, when they were giving him the chance to face the Undertaker at Wrestlemania, but instead sticking with TNA to wrestle drugged up Jeff Hardy could have been his biggest mistake. His WWE run was bad but I'm sure they're paying him very well to enjoy a good retirement regardless.
No.59487
>>59384
Even if he joined WWE sooner, their intention was to bury him regardless.
After almost 20 years Vince is still salty about WCW, unbelievable.
Sting didn't join them before because he knew they were going to bury him, and when he did join them, they proved him right.
No.59488
>>59487
Might be so. Read somewhere that Sting lost at WM31 because he thought it would be his final match, plus it was in his home state too. Not sure if it's true though, things changed I guess and he went on to face Rollins. Even then, don't think WWE or even Sting thought of him becoming champion, given how old he was but then the whole feud was largely pointless ultimately, Sting getting injured amd retiring, even Rollins got injured later on to make things worse.
Losing like that was bullshit but I still won't call it a burial, some people though took it too far to say that his entire career got buried because of his two WWE losses and that's total bullshit.
No.60076
>>59488
It wasn't just the loss, but the way they disrespected and undermined him with the commentary during the entire match.