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▶ No.43295>>43309 >>43439
Happy International Workers' Day, /u/!
▶ No.43296
>>43294 (OP)
<When you gave your girl a sedative and enjoy undressing her but it wears off too quickly.
▶ No.43299>>43304
>>43294 (OP)
Wow those girls have a lot of injuries. I wonder what they've been up to.
▶ No.43301
Don't forget, /u/ has seen the abyss and learned not to fear it, but 8u and beyond means learning to indulge in the Yin of passionate, lewd yuri rape while not letting it consume the Yang of cute yuri love.
That said, impulsive, forced yuri kissing with internally weakening resistance is perfection.
▶ No.43304
>>43299
Very rough handholding, love declarations and tribadism.
▶ No.43309>>43310
>>43295
This piece of propaganda reminds me how
Trannies are lowstatus males who suck cocks for 10 dollars!
▶ No.43310>>43312
>>43309
Can we have one general thread talking only about yuri? Just one?
Every fucking time.
▶ No.43312>>43314 >>43316
>>43310
Since yuri is about the female gender, not female genitalia, talking about transitioned girls is perfectly on topic.
I'm sorry I'm doing this again :^).
▶ No.43315>>43318 >>43325
Look what I have found on /v/!
▶ No.43316
>>43312
It sort of makes me reluctant to post any of the yuri I have in a thread corrupted by tranny shitposts out of some, admitedly absurd, feeling that the images are going to be tainted by proximity. So please keep your tranny hate / shitposts in the threads specifically to there to house them.
▶ No.43318>>43320
>>43315
Must. Serve. Yuri.
Must. Spread. Yuri's. Glory.
Yuri. Must. Conquer. Earth.
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▶ No.43338>>43339 >>43343
>>43143
Source? Reverse image searching gives me nothing.
▶ No.43339>>43344
>>43338
Laugh at the clueless newfag.
▶ No.43344>>43345
>>43339
Was that funnily what I think it was?
>>43343
>eyepatch
Fuck. No thanks.
▶ No.43345>>43346 >>43372
>>43344
>Not liking eyepatch girls.
Poor taste.
▶ No.43346>>43347 >>43359 >>43382
>>43345
I only like eyepatches when it's not because of having lost an eye. It's just fucking depressing and chilling.
▶ No.43347
>>43346
But what if they're being healed by the tender love they can only get from another girl?
▶ No.43349
>>43343
I'm so happy that the translation is finally updating. I hope the anime will do her buff body justice.
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▶ No.43359
>>43346
What about when it's because of having lost a sister?
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▶ No.43371>>43376
>>43370
>It's just fucking depressing and chilling.
Anon… losing an eye isn't that bad, it's one of the least bothersome amputation to adjust to and it only takes a few weeks to adjust
▶ No.43372
>>43345
>First image is ruined by them not looking at eachother
What a shame
▶ No.43376>>43381
>>43371
If you can't even see or hear all the wonderful things in life, yuri just being the start, what's the point?
I've literally been trying for years to not rely on both of my arms in case I ever lose one, the infinitely preferable alternative to not being able to experience anything.
Yuris shouldn't have to know that kind of horror.
▶ No.43381>>43391
>>43376
But yuri and suffering go so well together.
Also stop reddit posting.
You fucking faggot
▶ No.43382
>>43346
I think scars and amputations are pretty cool, if used right.
▶ No.43391
>>43381
I thought everything looked clumped. Should have been 2 paragraphs at most.
>>43390
>mutually longhaired and curvy yuri with even floof
FUCK YES
▶ No.43392>>43396
My fetish is tall, thin mid-to-late twenties yuri with moderately-sized breasts, BOTH with long hair, therefore my life is suffering because this doesn't exist.
▶ No.43396
>>43392
I just want mutually long hair. Both having equally large breasts is just a bonus.
▶ No.43412>>43419
I love yuri girls that have very cute hair dresses.
▶ No.43415>>43418 >>43421 >>43425
I love girls that look like boys.
▶ No.43418
>>43415
the fuck is wrong with you?
▶ No.43419>>43420 >>43431
>>43412
Please stop. That poor bench must be all but eroded by generations of gay anime girl juices.
▶ No.43420
>>43419
>poor bench
>poor
That bench has witnessed things you could only dream of.
▶ No.43421>>43422 >>43423 >>43428 >>43430
>>43415
So Handsome Girls?
▶ No.43422
>>43421
Stupid sample sizes.
▶ No.43423>>43424
>>43421
Except maybe the third one none of them look even remotely male.
▶ No.43424>>43425 >>43428 >>43430
>>43423
Reverse Trap it is then.
▶ No.43425
>>43424
Shit taste tbh. I wasn't endorsing >>43415 viewpoint I was complaining about it.
▶ No.43428>>43429
>>43424
This is too far.
>>43421
This is good.
▶ No.43429>>43432 >>43449
>>43428
>This is too far.
No, it's hot as hell. The point is all the good parts of a man without the disgusting penis that spoils everything about an actual man.
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▶ No.43432>>43434
>>43429
That's pretty het nee-san.
▶ No.43434>>43436 >>43450
>>43432
>het
Take your lame 4/u/ terminology away from here.
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▶ No.43439
>>43295
What does Nonna's neck smell like?
▶ No.43440>>43442 >>43461
>>43431
>not "bench-kun is too pure" or "cliff or homo church I can't escape the fucking water"
I appreciate the effort.
▶ No.43442>>43458
>>43440
Being reincarnated as a bench might not be a bad thing. You get to witness sleepy girls rest head on shoulders, hold hands and share food, extreme kissing, sex or even get lucky with multiple girls and sex.
All that bird poop though.
▶ No.43446
>>43436
Don't be a nigger.
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▶ No.43449
>>43429
But the good parts of a man is essentially just the personality and not a single "superficial" trait…
Handsome girls are cute but it refers to the air of stoicism and dignity. They dress like men by weariing practical clothes and haircuts but they still clearly look like girls.
Anything that removes the cute femininity from the appearance of girls is shit.
The second image is also clearly female so it passes.
▶ No.43450>>43451
>>43434
Wasn't that a term made up by smut fanfic sites to cram everything into a description?
▶ No.43451
>>43450
Yeah, I have seen fanfic authors use "het" for m/f pairings at least since the late 90s, to clearly differentiate them from the usual m/m and f/f slash pairings.
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▶ No.43458
>>43442
The bench in the second picture is the one in Shinkuku-gyoen that was used in the Garden of Words. I
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▶ No.43462
>>43455
I thought she wasn't going to exploit maxing out relationship values?
Pretty sure yuri sex is going to really slow down a speedrun.
▶ No.43463>>43464 >>43466 >>43471
>>43455
Tribbing has never done anything for me or any girl I've known. I'm convinced it's purely a male fantasy
t. lesbian.
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▶ No.43466>>43468
>>43463
Where do you people keep coming from?
No one cares what bits you have, were here to talk about 2d lesbians.
Also no one belives you or cares if you can prove it. If you really are a lesbian then shlick to the 2d lesbians like everyone else but stop talking about yourself. It's not relevant. You could even have brought up your point without inserting yourself but you just had to.
▶ No.43468>>43470
>>43466
I think bait is just increasing to provoke more funny discussion.
▶ No.43469>>43470
>>43465
The burden of proof is on you, roastie. Now post your tits.
▶ No.43470>>43473
>>43469
Great, some people actually do care. Ignore the attention whore for christ's sake.
>>43468
Bait pretty much by it's "definition", for lack of a better word, does not promote funny or interesting discussion. It promotes shitposting.
/u/ has little enough discussion as it is.
▶ No.43471>>43551
>>43463
Still pretty hot
t. Yuriphile
▶ No.43473>>43478
>>43470
I'd rather have shitposting than no discussion at all. This is a chan after all.
▶ No.43478>>43479 >>43481
>>43473
You can literally go anywhere to shitpost though. I'm not really against it it's just annoying to see that all discussion on the deadest non-dead board is shitposting.
▶ No.43479
>>43478
Not true. There's really no other place for yuri shitposting.
▶ No.43481>>43495
>>43478
Everyone on 8/u/ is such a dull person, it's not like they have much to say anyway. 99% of non-shitposting posts here amount to people commenting "nice" or "good."
▶ No.43495>>43498
>>43481
That's being disingenuous. I've seen plenty of neat little conversations
▶ No.43498
>>43495
> That's being disingenuous.
Would you go so far as to call it shitposting?
▶ No.43521
Eternal youth angle wasn't something I suspected.
▶ No.43551>>43574
>>43471
Who's the predator?
▶ No.43552>>43562 >>43563 >>43573
>>43500 (checked)
Anon, hey anon
Sauce on that?
▶ No.43562
>>43552
Sorry, I didn't saved the whole manga. Go browse for the tag umi sonoda and kotori minami yuri. You will find it eventually.
▶ No.43563
>>43552
Also, the manga only has black and white cover if I'm not mistaken.
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▶ No.43574>>43588
>>43551
Yukari. Ran looks a bit younger.
▶ No.43576>>43577
A few chapters of that blind and monster girl manga by Neji got translated.
https://mangadex.org/manga/23862/bocchi-kaibutsu-to-moumoku-shoujo
▶ No.43577>>43644
>>43576
Apparently there's a lewd book coming out.
▶ No.43588>>43646
>>43574
*Which one is the actual predator?
▶ No.43593>>43606
¡Feliz Cinco de Mayo, /u/!
▶ No.43606
>>43593
She sure loves tacos.
▶ No.43644>>43646
>>43577
I never get tired of chibis.
▶ No.43646
>>43588
Probably Yukari, she tends to be dominate in anything with Reimu, Makisa or Ran
>>43644
Bao Bao is hugs I think with the mokou.
▶ No.43654>>43693 >>43790
>Hello, if you are Rifu from Fuyukai TL, I would like to thank you from poaching my translation project. Although characters from Chinese novels are shameless and full of courage, it does not mean you should act like that in real life. I see that you have a private domain, are you trying to earn money off of this? Let me remind you that not even Qidian is this shameless. I am impressed with your shamelessness and I even admire you. As a fellow translator of the same novel, you should probably keep the names of the characters consistent. Since you are not giving me face by changing Leica's name to Laika, I will not hold back anymore. You should probably stop using machines to assist you with your "translations." Please go back to reading Chinese novels if you want to pursue the dao of shamelessness. Please remember we are Japanese translations, not Qidian. We have Yen Press and DMCAs.
>We have Yen Press and DMCAs.
What did a fan translator mean by this?
pic unrelated
▶ No.43677>>43698 >>43726
Saw these old /fringe/ banners in an archive, but when I first came to the board a few years ago it was filled with /r9k/ tier womenhating and that's all I've ever seen there since. What the hell happened?
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▶ No.43697>>43742
Jin released a book about yuri otakus.
▶ No.43698
>>43677
Succubus manipulations.
▶ No.43710
>>43704
>that moment when you wake up and realize that you misplaced your arms and legs again
I hate it when that happens.
▶ No.43713
>>43704
Why is she the Phantom Limb?
▶ No.43714
>>43704
Incest yuri seems to be pretty common now.
I for one don't mind.
Don't mind that she's amputated either. It's kinda cute in a helpless sort of way.
▶ No.43726
>>43677
Fringewizard/Smiley is a infamous spastic who started out on the old home of /r9k/, 4chon.
▶ No.43732
>>43693
Chinese wuxia/novel reading site possibly owned by Tencent with mobage-tier paywall (daily login/friends invite), DMCA happy and "authors/editors only get the short end of the stick when they was beaten by it" contract. Generally, an exemplar of Chinese business practice to strive for.
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▶ No.43751>>43767 >>43768 >>43771
>lust for 2D girls goes hand in hand with Jew-hate
>yuri is 2D girls lusting for other 2D girls
What does this mean, then?
▶ No.43767
>>43751
It means Yuri Shall Conquer The Earth.
▶ No.43768
>>43751
Since my lust is directed at 2d girls going after 2d girls does that mean I'm hitler?
▶ No.43771
>>43751
All yuri works are implicitly anti-Semitic.
▶ No.43790>>43796 >>43797
>>43654
I can't help but think of Iona and Akira when looking at those first and third pics.
▶ No.43796
>>43790
You are not the only one.
▶ No.43797
>>43790
I thought that too.
▶ No.43815>>43822 >>43825 >>43856
>>43813
You know damn well this is actually happening with anons some day. And I'm uncomfortable.
▶ No.43822>>43856
>>43815
>>43813
That would only work if the VR goggles also covered the nose and emitted virtual smell.
▶ No.43823>>44058
>>43813
The present state of affairs may be dark and grey with the degenerate SJW movement now but the f/u/t/u/re must be colo/u/red.
Yuri shall not fail, Yuri must prevail.
▶ No.43825>>43856
>>43815
More like it's already happening and been happening for a while in those VR programs.
▶ No.43856>>43865
>>43815
>>43825
>>43822
You don't need VR for that.
▶ No.43873
Always check Danbooru for original yuri.
▶ No.43896
>>43813
Upload brains to leave our fleshy, 3D existences for superior 2D lives when?
▶ No.43932
loli/flat girl getting パフパフ is da best.
▶ No.43983
>>43982
With twin sisters you don't get to fucking play favorites.
▶ No.44007>>44017
Thanks to whoever posted this, that's pretty funny.
▶ No.44017>>44018 >>44019 >>44022
>>44007
>Glasses
>Bangs
>Hair tucked away.
8/u/ is a straight laced lass.
▶ No.44018
>>44017
I bet she's secretly a raging slut in bed.
▶ No.44019
>>44017
>8/u/ is a straight laced lass.
Zere vill be order in mein yuri!
▶ No.44022
>>44017
>hair tied up
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
▶ No.44041>>44042 >>44043 >>44044
>>44040
Clearly sister x sister is the superior form of incest yuri as both can be pure and properly gay.
▶ No.44042>>44043
>>44041
Literally not even debatable. If not at least with a course or sexy unloved aunt, it's shit.
▶ No.44043>>44045 >>44047
>>44041
>>44042
What if the daughter is magically conceived, maintaining the mother's purity?
▶ No.44044>>44046 >>44048 >>44068 >>44069
>>44041
>>44041
>sister x sister
Good taste :)
▶ No.44045
>>44043
Fuck, my only weakness.
▶ No.44046>>44070
>>44044
Reminder that Anna is straight and wants Kristoff's D.
▶ No.44047>>44053
>>44043
Meh, I guess it's alright. Still worse than sister² though.
▶ No.44048
>>44044
You have terrible taste.
▶ No.44052>>44054
>>44050
>Orgasmd so hard she broke her legs
Yuri truly is dangerous
▶ No.44053
>>44047
What if a cute girl takes in a orphaned loli friend and then both of them find out they're gay 12 years later when they get drunk together for the first time and wind up fucking like rabbits?
▶ No.44054
>>44050
>>44052
What a complete chad.
▶ No.44058
▶ No.44068>>44069
>>44044
You cannot write wincest without win.
▶ No.44069
>>44044
>>44068
>>>>tumblr.cum
▶ No.44070>>44071 >>44072 >>44073
>>44046
I especially fucking hate how he's shoehorned into a love interest for no reason when he was more enjoyable as a snarky dick just traveling with his deer bro that got unenthusiastically dragged into a princess's sibling problem.
Is there a nip take on the Snow Witch or whatever with some nice sistercest?
▶ No.44071
>>44070
>a nip take on the Snow Witch
Letty Whiterock, the best yuki-onna ever.
>whatever with some nice sistercest
She might not have a sister, but Cirno considers her as an ara older sister.
▶ No.44072
>>44070
Maybe the problem is that you're complaining about a disney movie meant for kids?
We literally 4/u/ now.
wew
▶ No.44073>>44074
>>44070
I hate how people ship straight characters for no reason and pretend it is yuri but what can you do?
▶ No.44074>>44075
>>44073
Are you talking about Little Witch Academia?
▶ No.44075>>44077
>>44074
I'm talking about a lot of things. If the creator isn't deliberately putting the idea of a yuri pair into a work there is no reason for any investment. It's a tragedy that so much fanart is wasted on nothing. Even LWA has some level of shipping bait, and not entirely conclusive about a male interest, so it's not the even the worst offender. Still, it gets way more yuri art than is warranted. For something like Frozen it was clearly and obviously designed as a hetero story, as all Disney movies are. I can't wait of the the torrent of tumblr tears when in the inevitable sequel Elsa gets a male partner.
▶ No.44077
>>44075
This is too much of pathological verbosity full of mental gymnastics.
▶ No.44102
>>44080
Dis ol' Gunjou good shit
Anon delivers
▶ No.44106>>44113
>>44104
My IQ is simply not high enough to enjoy the yuri masterpiece that is Gunjou.
▶ No.44113>>44124
>>44104
>>44106
>born intellectually gifted
>IQ score still rising
>enhance own cognitive skills even more
>IQ rises at exponential rate
>still isn't enough, no matter how hard try
>tfw you know you'll never reach the sufficient level of intelligence to fulfill the soul's needs with the godsent landmark masterpiece of yuri
>tfw you'll never have the ability to appreciate Gunjou
▶ No.44117
Sarcasm isn't automatically funny.
▶ No.44124
>>44113
You need to be born Jewish to have the necessary intelligence to appreciate Gunjo.
▶ No.44125>>44126
>>44104
I don't even want to imagine the circleshlick that's probably going on in Gunjo's comments page.
▶ No.44126>>44127
>>44125
You made me check and they seem to agree with us. Gunjo is a very complex manga and you need to be highly intelligent to understand it.
▶ No.44127
>>44126
Gunjou is now literally the Rick and Morty of yuri manga.
▶ No.44134
An animal eared yuri book that isn't by Hachi? Feels weird.
▶ No.44135>>44136
Flowers
フカヒレさんとのコミティア124の新刊表紙です。
フカヒレさんuser/58338 » との合同誌をコミティアで頒布致します。
スペースA14b です。
メロンブックス様で委託も始まっております。
https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=365180
An author is planning on releasing a book with some beautiful flowers and yuri.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3124974
▶ No.44212
>>44193
This image is simply amazing.
▶ No.44215>>44218 >>44222
>>44143
>>44183
I inconveniently don't think I'm watching Yuru Yuri until 100% confirmation of this particular pairing.
▶ No.44218>>44219 >>44222
>>44215
This pairing is 100% confirmed.
▶ No.44219>>44257
▶ No.44222>>44258
>>44143
>>44183
>>44215
>>44218
Behead those who insult YuiKyo
▶ No.44257>>44258
>>44219
Chitose needs to stop being a cuck and bang Ayano til she forgets about Kyouko
▶ No.44258>>44260 >>44261
>>44183
>>44222
>>44257
Yuri Yuri anime when?
▶ No.44260>>44261
>>44258
I think you mean
>Secret Flowers anime when?
▶ No.44261>>44262 >>44370
>>44258
>>44260
>not Truth anime when
▶ No.44262>>44288
>>44261
Maybe a 5 minute short. Can't really make an anime out of something that short.
▶ No.44288>>44313
>>44262
They can make a full length movie about basically two people switch bodies and falling in love, that short story is plenty enough. Plus, with a lot of demand for NTR shits lately from normalfags, may as well doing something with actual yuri in it
▶ No.44313>>44320
>>44288
I really, REALLY hope NTR is not the thing that makes yuri popular.
▶ No.44320
▶ No.44326
>>44324
I wonder if this mangaka just really likes these two or draws from a real life relationship they are in.
▶ No.44328
>>44314
>similar hair, different eyes
WANT
▶ No.44332>>44338
>>44329
You forgot some qualifiers there. What if you were turned into an ugly or dumb or straight girl? That would just have the added sting of wasted potential to it, especially the first one.
Also kill yourself, I promise you'll reincarnate as a girl then.
▶ No.44333
>>44329
Stop eating soy, you homo.
▶ No.44335
>>44334
Intolerance will not be tolerated you toxic right-winger.
▶ No.44338>>44340 >>44341 >>44480 >>44536
>>44332
Yup, my life would have been so much better if the circumstances of my birth and genetics were the same except for having XX instead of XY. When males say they wish they were female, this is what them mean.
>>>/p01/
▶ No.44340
>>44338
Is that your new board now, Voxxe? I suppose it's a tad better the hotpocket shithole that /pol/ has become if only for the lack of moderation, I'll give you that.
▶ No.44341>>44347 >>44355
>>44338
Even if you where a girl, you'd just be a filthy 3DPD girl not a 2D girl.
Accept yourself for what you are, you were born that way for a reason.
▶ No.44344
>>44337
>53841364_p0_master1200.jpg
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▶ No.44355>>44367
>>44341
Being a 3DPD lesbian would be pretty shit I think. To say nothing of being a tranny.
▶ No.44365
Sucks to be yo/u/, Ikuno.
▶ No.44366
What's this gay reeducation camp shit in Franxx I'm keep running into?
▶ No.44367>>44373
>>44355
The only thing that keep 3DPD lesbian barely tolerable is both of them being femme.
Also, wtf is "transfeminine"?
▶ No.44370
>>44261
I read this and am completely lost. Namori makes cute girls though.
▶ No.44373>>44396
>>44367
>Also, wtf is "transfeminine"?
It's another word for mental illness.
▶ No.44396
>>44373
Is there such a thing as "moral exhaustion"? I've reached the point where I would side with /upol/ in a heartbeat and mustard gas every retard on the planet if that would just alleviate my annoyance rather than continue trying with reason for misunderstandings or clarification.
I feel terrible.
▶ No.44419
Fix your shit, codemonkey.
▶ No.44451>>44457
>>44425
Still don't have any Touhou experience, but I once stumbled upon that name and this really cute looking yuri from a "preview" page in the thumbnail called Marron Glaces or something. Isn't she supposed to fuck that also blonde Alice girl? I think people get touchy.
▶ No.44457>>44460 >>44462
>>44451
The black haired one is Reimu Hakurei and the blonde is Marisa Kirisame. Touhou pairings are all over the place, the canon is pretty barebones. Still people get defensive about their OTPs.
▶ No.44460
>>44457
Hey, Gayfish is the best there is.
▶ No.44462
>>44457
OTPs meaning Official Touhou Pairings in this case.
▶ No.44533>>44538
Yuri with gyaru is for desperate fags and unprincipled gay cuck girls.
▶ No.44536>>44538 >>44539
>>44338
>having XX instead of XY
Did anyone consider how this actually explains why lesbians are ok while faggots aren't?
XX = female-female
XY = female-male
It's in the genes, if faggotry was real there's be YY people as well.
▶ No.44538
>>44536
It all makes so much sense.
>>44533
Why did that Gyaru x Otaku manga have to not be translated?
▶ No.44539>>44540 >>44541
>>44536
This has got to be one of the most retarded things I have ever heard. Your genes influence things yes but the influence has to do with the growing and developement process. The reason why lesbians are considered less bad than homosexual men is much more cultural than it is about genetics, the most genetics does is make men want to protect women and women not mind gaying it up. This is also why there are many more homosexual men than there are homosexual women and why almost all women are slightly bisexual or have tolerance for bisexual behaviour.
▶ No.44540>>44541
>>44539
Get out of here with your real world nonsense. We don't want any of that.
▶ No.44541>>44543
>>44539
By "gaying it up" I meant women acting sexually around eachother not that they are actually gay. I just wanted to make the distinction clear. Women who act like this are not homosexual and typically do this only to attract attention, typically from men.
>>44540
I would have said fair enough but you just had to post shit taste didn't you.
▶ No.44543>>44552
>>44541
Oh sorry, what don't like about it? The show? The pairing? The science baby? I'll try harder next time to please you specifically.
▶ No.44552
>>44543
Woah calm down, no need to get all serious about it.
The science baby is shit though. Didn't actually know it was from a show.